#1164: “Budokai: Luna-P v Hotaru”

[00:12] *** Wed Apr 18 2007 - LOGGING START ***
[00:12] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[00:12] *** Topic is - Tomoe Hotaru vs. Luna-P -
[00:12] *** Set by on Wed Apr 18 07:12 2007
[00:13] * FireFly_9 walks onto the Budokai stage and wastes no time.
[00:13] * FireFly_9 is now known as Sailor Saturn
[00:13] ☼ Scouter indicates Sailor Saturn has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[00:14] * luna_P pH10475 in
[00:14] <+luna_P> 1457 y34r j00 g07 4 by3 47 my 3xp3n53 4nd b3c4m3 w0r1d cH4mpi0n
[00:14] <Sailor Saturn> Because you were too "l33t" to be able to do battle
[00:15] * luna_P is now known as Luna-P
[00:16] <Luna-P> hahahahaha fortunateli dat won't be a prablame dis yeah, honey~
[00:16] ☼ Scouter indicates Luna-P has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[00:16] <Sailor Saturn> That voice... that sounds like....
[00:17] <Luna-P> ahahah yea~ um speakin' wit da voise'a mai 'soul-battery', osaka nahru! ahahaahahhahah!
[00:17] <Sailor Saturn> you laugh like Fran Drescher ><
[00:17] <Luna-P> Yore gunna dye, sista :D
[00:18] <@Diamond Dice Darkness> Sailor Saturn rolls 1d20 [ 8 ]
[00:18] <@Diamond Dice Darkness> Luna-P rolls 1d20 [ 20 ]
[00:18] <Luna-P> poifect twenny, B[BLEEP]CHcakes
[00:18] <Sailor Saturn> ....
[00:20] * Luna-P floatz all around hoe-tar-ooh
[00:20] * Sailor Saturn turns her head, watching
[00:20] <Luna-P> "yore sole... iz MYNE"
[00:21] [1000 HP / 1000 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Luna-P tearz out da Mistresh Nyne energiez frum Hoetarooh (-500 MP)
[00:22] [700 HP / 1508 MP ] Sailor Saturn has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (300 damage)
[00:23] * Sailor Saturn drops to the ground wheezing, hand over her heart, eyes wide, face in shock
[00:23] * Sailor Saturn extends the silence glaive
[00:24] [700 HP / 1008 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Sailor Saturn lashes out and bisects the thrice-dammned orb (-500 MP)
[00:25] [743 HP / 1004 MP ] Luna-P has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (257 damage)
[00:28] * Luna-P iz lyke, ripped in two ><
[00:33] * Luna-P reformz
[00:34] [743 HP / 504 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Luna-P captahs Hoetarooh lyke a pokeman in hiz ball an suckz da lyfe outta hah (-500 MP)
[00:34] [415 HP / 1011 MP ] Sailor Saturn has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (285 damage)
[00:35] * Sailor Saturn screams as her life-force is drained and she sis spit out of the ball's mouth, ectoplasmic slime dripping off her
[00:36] * Sailor Saturn rises up from the goo, eyes glowing
[00:36] [415 HP / 511 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Sailor Saturn SILENCE GLAIVE SURPRISE (-500 MP)
[00:36] [501 HP / 509 MP ] Luna-P has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (242 damage)
[00:37] * Luna-P iz lyke, fryed fer a moment den paps bak drawin on da powah of a thosend absorbed soles
[00:37] * Luna-P spinz arund in a coicle fah a bit
[00:38] [501 HP / 9 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Luna-P SOOPAH HAYPA L33T SOLE ENAGI VOMIT ATTACK (-500 MP)
[00:38] [233 HP / 531 MP ] Sailor Saturn has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (182 damage)
[00:39] * Sailor Saturn is fried by the tormented anguish of a thousand souls, her fuku ripping in strategic areas
[00:40] [233 HP / 31 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Sailor Saturn CHARGES the Damn Toy and swings at it repeatedly with the glaive, chopping it into a thousand peices and aging it to death with the power of Saturn (-500 MP)
[00:40] [491 HP / 12 MP ] Luna-P has BLOCKED a special attack! (10 damage)
[00:41] <Luna-P> ♡ haah eww kant kill deth, sista ♡
[00:41] [491 HP / 31 MP] Luna-P assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[00:42] <Sailor Saturn> Feh
[00:42] [233 HP / 72 MP] Sailor Saturn assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[00:42] [491 HP / 54 MP] Luna-P assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[00:42] [233 HP / 33 MP] Sailor Saturn hits the Ball with Saturn Kamehameha (-39 MP)
[0:51] [477 HP / 63 MP] Luna-P has been HIT!! (14 damage)
[0:53] [477 HP / 27 MP] Luna-P BITEZ Hoetahroo on the arm (-36 MP)
[0:53] [175 HP / 43 MP] Sailor Saturn has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (58 damage)
[0:53] * Sailor Saturn screams out as the ball latches on
[0:54] [175 HP / 27 MP] Sailor Saturn spins around and SLAMS the ball against a wall (-16 MP)
[0:54] [449 HP / 47 MP] Luna-P has been HIT!! (28 damage)
[0:54] [449 HP / 90 MP] Luna-P assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[0:54] [175 HP / 88 MP] Sailor Saturn assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[0:55] [449 HP / 67 MP] Luna-P startz rapidly attackin hoetaruu wit bytes all ovah her bodi (-23 MP)
[0:55] [132 HP / 148 MP] Sailor Saturn has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (43 damage)
[0:55] * Sailor Saturn screams out, fuku, gloves and boots shredded, feeling like she's being attacked by a pack of wolves
[0:56] [132 HP / 141 MP] Sailor Saturn swipes her glaive at the ball in desparation (-7 MP)
[0:56] [449 HP / 69 MP] Luna-P has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[0:57] * Luna-P whizzes out of the way
[0:57] [449 HP / 68 MP] Luna-P henshinz into a nife and stabz hoetaruu in da shouldah (-1 MP)
[0:57] [82 HP / 161 MP] Sailor Saturn has been HIT!! (50 damage)
[0:58] * Sailor Saturn drops to the ground, bleeding profusely from the shoulder
[0:58] [82 HP / 133 MP] Sailor Saturn GRABS the ball by its antenna and IMPALES it on the blade of her glaive, impaling it (-28 MP)
[0:59] [410 HP / 125 MP] Luna-P has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (39 damage)
[0:59] * Luna-P sparks and hisses, looking lyke a shishkaball
[0:00] [410 HP / 118 MP] Luna-P YANKS itself an da glayve away frum Satan, spinnin around an SLASHIN at hah midsection (-7 MP)
[0:01] [82 HP / 137 MP] Sailor Saturn has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[0:01] * Sailor Saturn leaps back in a panic, that was close
[0:01] [82 HP / 105 MP] Sailor Saturn fires off a Saturn Kamehameha to knock the ball off the glaive (-32 MP)
[0:01] [352 HP / 123 MP] Luna-P has been HIT!! (58 damage)
[0:02] * Luna-P goez spinnin off da hueg papah cuttah
[0:03] [352 HP / 86 MP] Luna-P toins intew a giant mosquitah and STABS da goil, suckin' out half hah blood (-37 MP)
[0:03] [32 HP / 113 MP] Sailor Saturn has been HIT!! (50 damage)
[0:03] * Sailor Saturn drop to the ground, paler than usual, barely able to move
[0:04] [32 HP / 93 MP] Sailor Saturn reaches out of the glaive and weakly swings it with the last of her strength trying to gouge out one of the ball's eyes (-20 MP)
[0:04] [305 HP / 92 MP] Luna-P has been HIT!! (47 damage)
[0:04] * Luna-P screems, losin' an eye in a showah ov spaakz
[0:05] <Luna-P> F[BLEEP]KIN' BIATCH!
[0:05] [305 HP / 60 MP] Luna-P turns intew a gyant boxin' gluve an' knoks satan da f[BLEEP]k out! (-32 MP)
[0:05] [32 HP / 94 MP] Sailor Saturn has PARRIED the attack! (opponent please SELL) (0 damage)
[0:05] [300 HP / 70 MP] Luna-P has BLOCKED the attack! (5 damage)
[0:06] * Luna-P blox satan tryin' ta uze har fistrz 2 retaan da favah
[0:06] [32 HP / 85 MP] Sailor Saturn swings to gouge out the ball's other eye (-9 MP)
[0:06] [267 HP / 76 MP] Luna-P has been HIT!! (33 damage)
[0:07] * Luna-P screemz again, f[BLEEP]kin' blynd
[0:07] [267 HP / 73 MP] Luna-P shrinsk dewn 2 a golf-ball syze an flies in hoe's mout, expandin';ta block har airwey, chokin' har out (-3 MP)
[0:07] [7 HP / 90 MP] Sailor Saturn has been HIT!! (25 damage)
[0:08] * Sailor Saturn gasps, almost asphyxiated, barely coughing out the ball in time to avoid passing out
[0:08] [7 HP / 73 MP] Sailor Saturn hacks the ball's antenna off >< (-17 MP)
[0:09] [241 HP / 115 MP] Luna-P has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (26 damage)
[0:09] * Luna-P goez spinnin back, messed up
[0:09] [241 HP / 104 MP] Luna-P SMASHES inta hoe's head, finishin' har da f[BLEEP]k off (-11 MP)
[0:09] [-32 HP / 95 MP] Sailor Saturn has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (39 damage)
[0:09] Sailor Saturn has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[0:10] <Luna-P> - dis iz hoe it shouda gone last year, b[BLEEP]ch -
[0:10] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ The reigning Budokai champion has been DETHRONED!
[0:11] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ The field is wide open now, folks!
[0:13] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> ♦ Ara, there are only two fights left in the first round! Stay tuned for Sakura X. Aino vs. Artemis, next!!
[0:14] *** Disconnected
[0:14] *** Wed Apr 18 2007 - LOGGING END ***