Tomoe Hotaru ...why don't you focus on the REAL PROBLEM IN HAND ago

Ten'ou Haruka I have been, it feels awesome ago

Tomoe Hotaru Oh. My. God. ago

Artemis D. Cat ... ago

Jay Daito What we need is someone who can stand up to the silver crystal. Didn't the EIHGF go toe-to-toe with split turnip head when she was going insane with her crystal? ago

hino rei.bot i have enough spirit power to nullify the crystal's effect on me, but i cannot reverse what was done using it ago

Jay Daito Sure you could. We can kill Tsukino and take the crystal from her ago

Tomoe Hotaru No killing Usagi-san :P ago

SOUICHI TOMOE THE CRYSTAL IS ONE WITH HER BODY, SO IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE ago

Ten'ou Haruka Bulls[BLEEP]t she wears it on that locket in her bow-thing, I've ripped if off of her before ago

Tsukino Princess Usagi This is my mama from the future, she keeps the crystal in her body now. ago

Ten'ou Haruka ...Where in her body, exactly <_< ago

Tsukino Princess Usagi Not *there*, you pervert >< ago

Ten'ou Haruka Wait. YOU have a silver crystal. Why can't you stop your bats[BLEEP]t insane mother ago

Tsukino Princess Usagi DO YOU KNOW HOW DEPRESSED I AM, YOU JERK ago

Ten'ou Haruka Why because everything you type doesn't "siand liak dish" or however the f[BLEEP]k you used to do it? ago

Tsukino Princess Usagi I've been made FUNCTIONALLY ILLITERATE. I don't even know WHAT THE HELL I'm typing. ago

Tsukino Princess Usagi I feel like a MORON >< ago

Mizuno Ami herpa derrrrrrrrrrrrrrp. weasels. ago

Jay Daito No, there's the moron for you. ago

Mizuno Ami Derpa derpa derrrrp >< ago

Karasuma Akane Speaking of derping, word has it Charlie Sheen's character on Two and a Half men is dead. ago

Ten'ou Haruka Guess he couldn't handle the 7 gram rocks? ago

Tomoe Hotaru I picture him going out like Michiru-momma. ago

Ten'ou Haruka How so? ago

Tomoe Hotaru She's currently locked in the commode, doubled over, throwing up. ago

Ten'ou Haruka She really needs to stop eating her own cooking. ago

Tomoe Hotaru She's usually been the only one able to handle it so far? ago

Jay Daito She didn't cook last night ago

SOUICHI TOMOE I WONDER IF USAGI-CHAN POISONED HER ago

Ten'ou Haruka LOL where did THAT come from ago

SOUICHI TOMOE I HAVE DARK THOUGHTS SOMETIMES ago

Ten'ou Haruka LOL I didn't know Mila Kunis spoke Ukranian ago

Tomoe Hotaru What's going on there? ago

Ten'ou Haruka A Russian reporter asks Timberlake “why movies” (in lieu of, say, music). ago

Ten'ou Haruka But there was a translation delay so Kunis jumped in saying “What kind of question is that? Why are you here?” ago

Karasuma Akane LOL ago

Aya Reiko I've got a better translation:

Reporter: "I have two questions - about the movie and the sex--"
Mila: "What?" (in a "didn't hear you clearly" way)
Reporter: "About the movie and the sex."
Mila: "Oh, I thought I misheard you about the sex."
Justin: "I don't like this! =)"
Reporter: "What brought you into movies? WHY ARE YOU IN MOVIES?"
Mila: "What?!"
Reporter: "Why movies?"
Mila: "Why movies?"
Reporter: "Well, many showbiz persons move to movies, and sometimes it's for the better, but why is Justin in movies?"
Mila: "Wait, you're asking why he wants to be in movies?"
Reporter: "Yes."
Mila: "What would you rather have him do?"
CROWD: LOL, applause
Reporter: indiscernible under the applause
Mila: "Huh?"
Reporter: "I mean, isn't showbiz enough?"
Mila (exasperated): "Well, if he WANTS to make movies, and he can, why shouldn't he? What sort of question is that? Why are YOU here?"
CROWD: LOL, more applause
Reporter: "Well, I'm doing my job."
Mila: "Well, he's doing his. It's the same thing!"
(turns to Justin, asks in English if he needs the exchange translated, he replies that he's getting it in the earpiece, but delayed)
Justin: "This is my bodyguard!" ago

Ten'ou Haruka about the movie and the sex lol ago

Kaioh Michiru may need to go see a gastroenterologist ago

Ten'ou Haruka ... sex :O ago

Kaioh Michiru Not now, dear, I know you're fond of your new "attachment" but this really isn't the time! Haven't you had your fill the last few days?! I'm unwell! ago

Ten'ou Haruka has to go now ago

Kaioh Michiru WHERE ARE YOU GOING?! ago

Tomoe Hotaru begins to comprehend ago

Kaioh Michiru What, comprehend what? ago

Tsukino Princess Usagi Oh my... ago

Kaioh Michiru WHAT IS IT?! WHAT'S EVERYONE SO UPSET ABOUT?! ago

Tomoe Hotaru It's probably nothing, Michiru-momma ^^; ago

Kaioh Michiru Hmph. I feel the urge to eat some sardines. I shall return later. ago

Tomoe Hotaru ... ago

Tomoe Hotaru f[BLEEP]k ago