2245. Sailormoon S: The Nuts in the Shell07/09/22
2244. ...06/25/22
2243. Mina-P's Special Time DEBUT 04/26/22
2242. [Retraction!] Skip Wolf Warrior 204/10/22
2241. [ Movie Review ] Wolf Warrior 204/09/22
2240. A new era begins! Mina-P's Exciting time!! 02/14/22
2239. Haruka Ten'ou is Marked for Death! (No she just saw a crappy 90's movie)12/14/21
2238. Suburban Senshi Thanksgiving Special in December! MST of The Humanoid!!12/11/21
2237. [SPAM MiST] Haruka's desperation! Searching Emails for the secret to Better Loving!!11/08/21
2236. Oh no! Someone told Aino Minako about the Squid Games!!10/18/21
2235. Hit 'em with your best shot10/15/21
2234. A Star Treks into musings of mortality10/14/21
2233. [Motoki Rescue Arc - END] What did history record!? The low effort resolution!!10/03/21
2232. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Michiru makes her move! It's a Monstrous Magia Maiden!10/02/21
2231. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Holy id, Batman! The Darkest Timeline approaches!!09/29/21
2230. [Motoki Rescue Arc] A new Challenger Appears?! Wait, that's--!09/19/21
2229. [Motoki Rescue Arc] What evil lurks in the mind of Mo'09/08/21
2228. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Breaking Through! From one crazed mind to another!!08/24/21
2227. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Into the Mind of Motoki! The only taste is Salt!!08/02/21
2226. [MOTOKI RESCUE ARC] Stranded07/23/21
2225. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Enter - THE SNOTILUS06/23/21
2224. [ Motoki Rescue Arc ] Scanning the Brain! Motoki's damaged mentality revealed!! 06/16/21
2223. Nostalgic memories and a turtle's curse! A deadline to save Motoki's soul!!06/12/21
2222. What's YOUR Youtube ASMR?06/05/21
2221. A new era of communication begins! Introducing Mugen Messenger!!06/04/21
2220. The Name Blame Game05/11/21
2219. Botched Shane MacMahon Promo or Drunk Ten'ou Haruka? YOU DECIDE!!03/09/21
2218. Exploding with Pleasure! Exploding with Passion! Exploding with Fury! Haruka's reaction to the end of AEW Revolution 2021!! (Spoilers)03/08/21
2217. A fight for the ages! The true story of Haruka and Michiru vs Usagi at Mugen!!03/01/21
2216. Haruka's Birthday is truly is an unfortunate time01/28/21
2215. The Cream Rises to the Top12/07/20
2214. Panic at the Discord11/30/20
2213. Haruka's Black Friday Mistake11/27/20
2212. Happy Thanksgiving from Suburban Senshi! 11/26/20
2211. Sketch Sessions 002 - Ongoing Fashion Disaster11/06/20
2210. A Special Election indeed (Sketch Sessions 0111/05/20
2209. In the name of the moon and the International Standards of Weights and Measures, I will punish you! 10/19/20
2208. WHAAAT? It's been eighteen years? Catching up with the Suburban Senshi!!08/25/20
2207. We always did have a blind spot for Venus-sama~08/17/20
2206. Some things are better off DEAD! The Suburban Senshi react to the rest of the Death Note Anime [Episodes 11-37]!!08/09/20
2205. 14 years late! The Suburban Senshi react to the Death Note anime! Episodes 1-10!!08/09/20
2204. Back in Blargh~08/04/20
2203. In a Hot Spot06/25/20
2202. [GrimDark Arc] Fear her Pink Sugar Heart Attack~06/04/20
2201. Art is in the voice of the beholder06/01/20
2200. [ Grimdark Arc ] Floating on Clouds Nine and Ten05/30/20
2199. [ Grimdark Arc ] All Fired up~05/26/20
2198. Where does Haruka get those wonderful suits?05/25/20
2197. Smile! You're in the Picture at last!05/24/20
2196. Haruka takes the Sailor Moon Drawing Challenge!!05/21/20
2195. Great Moments in Suburban Senshi History: Sad Departure05/19/20
2194. Family Flashback Fun 90's style05/17/20
2193. DEEP LORE DROP! The Spiritual Space-Screams of the Silver Millennium through Space and Time!05/15/20
2192. Lockdown Diversionary Tactics 05/14/20
2191. BEHIND THE SCENES - Suburban Senshi Podcast with Retro Fanfic Retrospective!04/17/20
2190. Blame Big Papa04/06/20
2189. In poor taste03/12/20
2188. More fun that a Big Daddy Turtle! Hiatus 1 and "Whatever happened to the Suburban Senshi" now in the story collections!!01/14/20
2187. Alexa, we're in the sh*t now. 01/08/20
2186. MST: Mansplaining to Women for Fun and Profit01/07/20
2185. Superhero Superstars of the WWE - Plus Ultra [Lashley]?01/03/20
2184. The Perils of Commercialization12/20/19
2183. That's one Powerful P*ssy12/19/19
2182. Flushed with Anticipation11/21/19
2181. Announcing the Suburban Senshi collections - The S and SuperS comics!09/15/19
2180. Beryl got Back (and got back~)09/14/19
2179. Twitter Test09/13/19
2178. The Sub. Senshi go to the Minnesota State Fair (by UltraMatt)09/01/19
2177. Quality Parenting08/30/19
2176. Science08/29/19
2175. Medical Heroics Plus Ultra08/28/19
2174. Motoki Finds True Love?08/27/19
2173. Hotaru wut u doing08/26/19
2172. Suburban Senshi is NOT old enough to Vote today! <_<08/25/19
2171. Suburban Senshi is OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE today! (08/25/19
2170. You've got to FIGHT... for the RIGHT... to POTTY~!08/13/19
2169. Back to the IRC II (Test)08/11/19


Legacy Archives

Suburban Senshi Entry #2184 - “The Perils of Commercialization”
#2184 “The Perils of Commercialization”
SpeedRcr_X 12/20/2019
So I'm sure everyone remembers the Folgers incest commercial.
FireFly_9 12/20/2019
...wait, the what
SpeedRcr_X 12/20/2019
You probably weren't alive at the time
SpeedRcr_X 12/20/2019
anyway, it was a Folgers commercial about a brother coming back from the Peace Corps and meeting his sister for the first time in years who is all grown up™ and the way they are interacting it's pretty clear they have a Lannister thing going on
FireFly_9 12/20/2019
Why are we talking about this
SpeedRcr_X 12/20/2019
Because I've found the continuation of that saga
Flame_Sniper 12/20/2019
Really...?
FireFly_9 12/20/2019
Rei-san?
SpeedRcr_X 12/20/2019
Yeah check it.
SpeedRcr_X 12/20/2019
This is the best thing ever
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert 12/20/2019
What the f[BLEEP]k did I just walk into
Flame_Sniper 12/20/2019
Siblings who want to f[BLEEP]k, apparently
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert 12/20/2019
So is this like Alabama, where "cousins" are lovers?
SpeedRcr_X 12/20/2019
LOOK just because we had to go undercover there that ONE TIME and didn't really think the cover story through
Mdm_Maestro 12/20/2019
You mean you didn't think the cover story through, dear.
SpeedRcr_X 12/20/2019
DETAILS
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 12/20/2019
ror "i jast went 2 fak mai brudar!" hshsshshshshshshshs
FireFly_9 12/20/2019
Oh god, I need a brain cleanser after that.
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert 12/20/2019
here
SpeedRcr_X 12/20/2019
Baby Yoda? It's not like you to like cute s[BLEEP]t, Lyrica.
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert 12/20/2019
Haruka.
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert 12/20/2019
Have you seen the Fangs on that thing? And it doesn't bat an eye when Mando murders for it. I'm telling you, we're going to see an evil Yoda when it grows up. MARK MY WORDS.
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert 12/20/2019
(and I can't wait)
FireFly_9 12/20/2019
That would be an interesting twist for everyone buying into the merch now.
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert 12/20/2019
It'll be f[BLEEP]king delicious
SpeedRcr_X 12/20/2019
But REMEMBER. For DELICIOUS F[BLEEP]KING, Folgers INCEST COFFEE!
FireFly_9 12/20/2019
ugh





December 20, 1999: Ami, Rei, Minako and Makoto were listening to the radio at midnight, when Ann attacked using Super Metallia Youma, determined to find the Messiah of Silence. As the Senshi leapt in from nowhere, Sailor Chibimoon appeared, commenting on how cruel and heartless the enemies were. Mamoru got resurrected. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through a sudden World Shaking attack. Sailor Moon used the Moon Tiara action attack to win.
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[08:26] <ginga TV internet newsflash> * * * STUART, Fla. -- A 480-pound Martin County woman has died after emergency workers tried to remove her from the couch where she had remained for about six years. * * *
[08:27] <C'est_la_V> ....
[08:27] <FireFly_9> Heh, sounds like your future, sempai
[08:29] <ginga TV internet newsflash> * * * Emergency workers had to remove some sliding glass doors and lift the couch, with Grinds still on it, to a trailer behind a pickup truck. Removing her from the couch would be too painful, since her body was grafted to the fabric. After years of staying put, her skin had literally become one with the sofa and had to be surgically removed. * * *
[08:30] <// J_Daito //> Actually this is probably Ten'ou's future




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