2245. Sailormoon S: The Nuts in the Shell07/09/22
2244. ...06/25/22
2243. Mina-P's Special Time DEBUT 04/26/22
2242. [Retraction!] Skip Wolf Warrior 204/10/22
2241. [ Movie Review ] Wolf Warrior 204/09/22
2240. A new era begins! Mina-P's Exciting time!! 02/14/22
2239. Haruka Ten'ou is Marked for Death! (No she just saw a crappy 90's movie)12/14/21
2238. Suburban Senshi Thanksgiving Special in December! MST of The Humanoid!!12/11/21
2237. [SPAM MiST] Haruka's desperation! Searching Emails for the secret to Better Loving!!11/08/21
2236. Oh no! Someone told Aino Minako about the Squid Games!!10/18/21
2235. Hit 'em with your best shot10/15/21
2234. A Star Treks into musings of mortality10/14/21
2233. [Motoki Rescue Arc - END] What did history record!? The low effort resolution!!10/03/21
2232. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Michiru makes her move! It's a Monstrous Magia Maiden!10/02/21
2231. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Holy id, Batman! The Darkest Timeline approaches!!09/29/21
2230. [Motoki Rescue Arc] A new Challenger Appears?! Wait, that's--!09/19/21
2229. [Motoki Rescue Arc] What evil lurks in the mind of Mo'09/08/21
2228. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Breaking Through! From one crazed mind to another!!08/24/21
2227. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Into the Mind of Motoki! The only taste is Salt!!08/02/21
2226. [MOTOKI RESCUE ARC] Stranded07/23/21
2225. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Enter - THE SNOTILUS06/23/21
2224. [ Motoki Rescue Arc ] Scanning the Brain! Motoki's damaged mentality revealed!! 06/16/21
2223. Nostalgic memories and a turtle's curse! A deadline to save Motoki's soul!!06/12/21
2222. What's YOUR Youtube ASMR?06/05/21
2221. A new era of communication begins! Introducing Mugen Messenger!!06/04/21
2220. The Name Blame Game05/11/21
2219. Botched Shane MacMahon Promo or Drunk Ten'ou Haruka? YOU DECIDE!!03/09/21
2218. Exploding with Pleasure! Exploding with Passion! Exploding with Fury! Haruka's reaction to the end of AEW Revolution 2021!! (Spoilers)03/08/21
2217. A fight for the ages! The true story of Haruka and Michiru vs Usagi at Mugen!!03/01/21
2216. Haruka's Birthday is truly is an unfortunate time01/28/21
2215. The Cream Rises to the Top12/07/20
2214. Panic at the Discord11/30/20
2213. Haruka's Black Friday Mistake11/27/20
2212. Happy Thanksgiving from Suburban Senshi! 11/26/20
2211. Sketch Sessions 002 - Ongoing Fashion Disaster11/06/20
2210. A Special Election indeed (Sketch Sessions 0111/05/20
2209. In the name of the moon and the International Standards of Weights and Measures, I will punish you! 10/19/20
2208. WHAAAT? It's been eighteen years? Catching up with the Suburban Senshi!!08/25/20
2207. We always did have a blind spot for Venus-sama~08/17/20
2206. Some things are better off DEAD! The Suburban Senshi react to the rest of the Death Note Anime [Episodes 11-37]!!08/09/20
2205. 14 years late! The Suburban Senshi react to the Death Note anime! Episodes 1-10!!08/09/20
2204. Back in Blargh~08/04/20
2203. In a Hot Spot06/25/20
2202. [GrimDark Arc] Fear her Pink Sugar Heart Attack~06/04/20
2201. Art is in the voice of the beholder06/01/20
2200. [ Grimdark Arc ] Floating on Clouds Nine and Ten05/30/20
2199. [ Grimdark Arc ] All Fired up~05/26/20
2198. Where does Haruka get those wonderful suits?05/25/20
2197. Smile! You're in the Picture at last!05/24/20
2196. Haruka takes the Sailor Moon Drawing Challenge!!05/21/20
2195. Great Moments in Suburban Senshi History: Sad Departure05/19/20
2194. Family Flashback Fun 90's style05/17/20
2193. DEEP LORE DROP! The Spiritual Space-Screams of the Silver Millennium through Space and Time!05/15/20
2192. Lockdown Diversionary Tactics 05/14/20
2191. BEHIND THE SCENES - Suburban Senshi Podcast with Retro Fanfic Retrospective!04/17/20
2190. Blame Big Papa04/06/20
2189. In poor taste03/12/20
2188. More fun that a Big Daddy Turtle! Hiatus 1 and "Whatever happened to the Suburban Senshi" now in the story collections!!01/14/20
2187. Alexa, we're in the sh*t now. 01/08/20
2186. MST: Mansplaining to Women for Fun and Profit01/07/20
2185. Superhero Superstars of the WWE - Plus Ultra [Lashley]?01/03/20
2184. The Perils of Commercialization12/20/19
2183. That's one Powerful P*ssy12/19/19
2182. Flushed with Anticipation11/21/19
2181. Announcing the Suburban Senshi collections - The S and SuperS comics!09/15/19
2180. Beryl got Back (and got back~)09/14/19
2179. Twitter Test09/13/19
2178. The Sub. Senshi go to the Minnesota State Fair (by UltraMatt)09/01/19
2177. Quality Parenting08/30/19
2176. Science08/29/19
2175. Medical Heroics Plus Ultra08/28/19
2174. Motoki Finds True Love?08/27/19
2173. Hotaru wut u doing08/26/19
2172. Suburban Senshi is NOT old enough to Vote today! <_<08/25/19
2171. Suburban Senshi is OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE today! (08/25/19
2170. You've got to FIGHT... for the RIGHT... to POTTY~!08/13/19
2169. Back to the IRC II (Test)08/11/19

Legacy Archives

Suburban Senshi Entry #2192 - “Lockdown Diversionary Tactics ”
#2192 “Lockdown Diversionary Tactics ”
Reverend_H 05/14/2020
It was tough getting it out though because no one's doing elective surgeries right now, yo
Flame_Sniper 05/14/2020
I don't see how getting that out of another person would be elective though, considering where you got stuck.
Mizunomics01 05/14/2020
I would have used a bonesaw.
EmaSkye_LAPD 05/14/2020
But it's not a bone?
SpeedRcr_X 05/14/2020
Guys what does it matter the tongs worked
SpeedRcr_X 05/14/2020
Anyway check out this absolutely badass Evangelion / Jack Black mix
SpeedRcr_X 05/14/2020
// J_Daito // 05/14/2020
I object, that's just a cover.
IrnChef_Jovian 05/14/2020
Well I've got something everyone's been sleeping on
C'est_La_V 05/14/2020
....a futon?
IrnChef_Jovian 05/14/2020
Not like that.
SpeedRcr_X 05/14/2020
IrnChef_Jovian 05/14/2020
NOT LIKE THAT and that's Chibiusa-chan!
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 05/14/2020
fak u mako-chun i haf standerds
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert 05/14/2020
More like a price list
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 05/14/2020
"Silicon" Momoko 05/14/2020
Price lists are a form of standardization?
IrnChef_Jovian 05/14/2020
IrnChef_Jovian 05/14/2020
I'd like to introduce you all to the TCU - The Takeo Cinematic Universe!
Crwn_Frt_Gmer 05/14/2020
Oh god this guy is my hero!
SpeedRcr_X 05/14/2020
The yodeling guy is pretty intense, yeah
Crwn_Frt_Gmer 05/14/2020
No the chicken, Haruka-san
Flame_Sniper 05/14/2020
....How did I guess.
C'est_La_V 05/14/2020
Well you know in Lockdown I've been trying to work on my talents but it's hard all by myself with only Artemis for company
// J_Daito // 05/14/2020
Please tell me you make him at least turn into a man first
C'est_La_V 05/14/2020
...not like THAT Bakayaro
C'est_La_V 05/14/2020
My artistic talents
Mdm_Maestro 05/14/2020
I thougth as "the goddess of love" your only "talents" were in pitiful attempts to recreate the pop-up kama sutra, dear.
C'est_La_V 05/14/2020
...why are you so bitter
setsy_meioh 05/14/2020
Look at who her wife is :P
SpeedRcr_X 05/14/2020
setsy_meioh 05/14/2020
C'est_La_V 05/14/2020
Hey we're talking about me here!
C'est_La_V 05/14/2020
so I decided to do art and draw Artemis!!
Mdm_Maestro 05/14/2020
You don't just "do" art, dear.
Mdm_Maestro 05/14/2020
Unless you're Jack on the Titanic
// J_Daito // 05/14/2020
I hope he enjoyed that because Rose straight up murdered him. There was room on that door.
C'est_La_V 05/14/2020
C'est_La_V 05/14/2020

=/\catablanca/\= 05/14/2020
Flame_Sniper 05/14/2020
Kami-sama what the f[BLEEP]k
BIG_Green 05/14/2020
I don't know... is that supposed to be a llama?
C'est_La_V 05/14/2020
Urusai!! I did a more naturalistic one!!
C'est_La_V 05/14/2020

=/\catablanca/\= 05/14/2020
C'est_La_V 05/14/2020
Then there was this one when he was trying to suck up to me because he broke quaratine to let Luna in so they could try and have make-up love-love

// J_Daito // 05/14/2020
I don't know what's worse the picture as a whole or the realistic depiction of Luna's face after the act
C'est_La_V 05/14/2020
You guys are really beginning to piss on me!
FireFly_9 05/14/2020
That's not... that's not how that saying goes at all.
=/\catablanca/\= 05/14/2020
I don't look anything like that...
C'est_La_V 05/14/2020
No this is what you think you look like!!
C'est_La_V 05/14/2020

Reverend_H 05/14/2020
Reverend_H is AFK: ( bathroom yo I just s[BLEEP]t myself laughing yo )
C'est_La_V 05/14/2020
Mdm_Maestro 05/14/2020
And this is why art should be left to the professionals, dear.

February 9, 1997: Shingo was on a date, when the Makaijuu attacked using Reeshii, determined to kill Sailor Moon. As the Senshi teleported in, Nephlite joined them, commenting on how cruel and heartless the enemies were. Mamoru got confronted by confusing images of a past life. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through inspiration from a corny speech by the Moonlight Knight. Sailor Moon used a specially modified pizza-based attack to win.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man, if you truly love someone, they look good to you no matter what, even if they're just sitting on a bench feeding pigeons in a garbage bag, they should look hotter to you than two suns

Suburban Senshi: Your Kung-fu is pretty useless, as well as obsolete!
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