2203. In a Hot Spot06/25/20
2202. [GrimDark Arc] Fear her Pink Sugar Heart Attack~06/04/20
2201. Art is in the voice of the beholder06/01/20
2200. [ Grimdark Arc ] Floating on Clouds Nine and Ten05/30/20
2199. [ Grimdark Arc ] All Fired up~05/26/20
2198. Where does Haruka get those wonderful suits?05/25/20
2197. Smile! You're in the Picture at last!05/24/20
2196. Haruka takes the Sailor Moon Drawing Challenge!!05/21/20
2195. Great Moments in Suburban Senshi History: Sad Departure05/19/20
2194. Family Flashback Fun 90's style05/17/20
2193. DEEP LORE DROP! The Spiritual Space-Screams of the Silver Millennium through Space and Time!05/15/20
2192. Lockdown Diversionary Tactics 05/14/20
2191. BEHIND THE SCENES - Suburban Senshi Podcast with Retro Fanfic Retrospective!04/17/20
2190. Blame Big Papa04/06/20
2189. In poor taste03/12/20
2188. More fun that a Big Daddy Turtle! Hiatus 1 and "Whatever happened to the Suburban Senshi" now in the story collections!!01/14/20
2187. Alexa, we're in the sh*t now. 01/08/20
2186. MST: Mansplaining to Women for Fun and Profit01/07/20
2185. Superhero Superstars of the WWE - Plus Ultra [Lashley]?01/03/20
2184. The Perils of Commercialization12/20/19
2183. That's one Powerful P*ssy12/19/19
2182. Flushed with Anticipation11/21/19
2181. Announcing the Suburban Senshi collections - The S and SuperS comics!09/15/19
2180. Beryl got Back (and got back~)09/14/19
2179. Twitter Test09/13/19
2178. The Sub. Senshi go to the Minnesota State Fair (by UltraMatt)09/01/19
2177. Quality Parenting08/30/19
2176. Science08/29/19
2175. Medical Heroics Plus Ultra08/28/19
2174. Motoki Finds True Love?08/27/19
2173. Hotaru wut u doing08/26/19
2172. Suburban Senshi is NOT old enough to Vote today! <_<08/25/19
2171. Suburban Senshi is OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE today! (08/25/19
2170. You've got to FIGHT... for the RIGHT... to POTTY~!08/13/19
2169. Back to the IRC II (Test)08/11/19


Legacy Archives

Suburban Senshi Entry #2199 - “[ Grimdark Arc ] All Fired up~”
#2199 “[ Grimdark Arc ] All Fired up~”
SpeedRcr_X 05/26/2020
REI.BOT RECAP
The Flame Lotus 05/26/2020
It all began when a new idol group appeared in Akihabara... the Magical Mystery Girls...




The Flame Lotus 05/26/2020
Who then revealed themselves to be "the supreme sailor team" created by Master Pimp Kyu Bae to make the world fall in love with Grimdark Magical Girls so that they would stop believing in regular magical girls, robbing them of their power and making Kyu Bae's people more powerful.
The Flame Lotus 05/26/2020




The Flame Lotus 05/26/2020
Eventually they went on to begin terrifying small children:




The Flame Lotus 05/26/2020
All part of their plan to drag the reputations of the Sailor Senshi through the mud.
The Flame Lotus 05/26/2020
The first clash came to an abrupt end when it turned out Kyu Bae had not realized the senshi were more than just the pretty princesses depicted in the manga and anime...




The Flame Lotus 05/26/2020
...and there the matter lay...
SpeedRcr_X 05/26/2020
UNTIL NOW
Mizunomics01 05/26/2020
Oh, is this actually starting up again <_< (I had predicted it would just peter off)
SpeedRcr_X 05/26/2020
Yeah they tried to go after Rei-chan this time
SpeedRcr_X 05/26/2020




Masta Pimp KyuBAE 05/26/2020
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May 27, 1999: Mamoru and Artemis were awed by the Light of Hope, when Kaolinite attacked using Yasha, determined to conquer Earth. As the Senshi got their teamwork together, Helios appeared, posing and looking super bad but doing little else. Tuxedo Mask got to look cool by entering the scene riding a motorcycle. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through an amusingly pacifist monster. Sailor Moon used a specially modified pizza-based attack to win.
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