2219. Botched Shane MacMahon Promo or Drunk Ten'ou Haruka? YOU DECIDE!!03/09/21
2218. Exploding with Pleasure! Exploding with Passion! Exploding with Fury! Haruka's reaction to the end of AEW Revolution 2021!! (Spoilers)03/08/21
2217. A fight for the ages! The true story of Haruka and Michiru vs Usagi at Mugen!!03/01/21
2216. Haruka's Birthday is truly is an unfortunate time01/28/21
2215. The Cream Rises to the Top12/07/20
2214. Panic at the Discord11/30/20
2213. Haruka's Black Friday Mistake11/27/20
2212. Happy Thanksgiving from Suburban Senshi! 11/26/20
2211. Sketch Sessions 002 - Ongoing Fashion Disaster11/06/20
2210. A Special Election indeed (Sketch Sessions 0111/05/20
2209. In the name of the moon and the International Standards of Weights and Measures, I will punish you! 10/19/20
2208. WHAAAT? It's been eighteen years? Catching up with the Suburban Senshi!!08/25/20
2207. We always did have a blind spot for Venus-sama~08/17/20
2206. Some things are better off DEAD! The Suburban Senshi react to the rest of the Death Note Anime [Episodes 11-37]!!08/09/20
2205. 14 years late! The Suburban Senshi react to the Death Note anime! Episodes 1-10!!08/09/20
2204. Back in Blargh~08/04/20
2203. In a Hot Spot06/25/20
2202. [GrimDark Arc] Fear her Pink Sugar Heart Attack~06/04/20
2201. Art is in the voice of the beholder06/01/20
2200. [ Grimdark Arc ] Floating on Clouds Nine and Ten05/30/20
2199. [ Grimdark Arc ] All Fired up~05/26/20
2198. Where does Haruka get those wonderful suits?05/25/20
2197. Smile! You're in the Picture at last!05/24/20
2196. Haruka takes the Sailor Moon Drawing Challenge!!05/21/20
2195. Great Moments in Suburban Senshi History: Sad Departure05/19/20
2194. Family Flashback Fun 90's style05/17/20
2193. DEEP LORE DROP! The Spiritual Space-Screams of the Silver Millennium through Space and Time!05/15/20
2192. Lockdown Diversionary Tactics 05/14/20
2191. BEHIND THE SCENES - Suburban Senshi Podcast with Retro Fanfic Retrospective!04/17/20
2190. Blame Big Papa04/06/20
2189. In poor taste03/12/20
2188. More fun that a Big Daddy Turtle! Hiatus 1 and "Whatever happened to the Suburban Senshi" now in the story collections!!01/14/20
2187. Alexa, we're in the sh*t now. 01/08/20
2186. MST: Mansplaining to Women for Fun and Profit01/07/20
2185. Superhero Superstars of the WWE - Plus Ultra [Lashley]?01/03/20
2184. The Perils of Commercialization12/20/19
2183. That's one Powerful P*ssy12/19/19
2182. Flushed with Anticipation11/21/19
2181. Announcing the Suburban Senshi collections - The S and SuperS comics!09/15/19
2180. Beryl got Back (and got back~)09/14/19
2179. Twitter Test09/13/19
2178. The Sub. Senshi go to the Minnesota State Fair (by UltraMatt)09/01/19
2177. Quality Parenting08/30/19
2176. Science08/29/19
2175. Medical Heroics Plus Ultra08/28/19
2174. Motoki Finds True Love?08/27/19
2173. Hotaru wut u doing08/26/19
2172. Suburban Senshi is NOT old enough to Vote today! <_<08/25/19
2171. Suburban Senshi is OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE today! (08/25/19
2170. You've got to FIGHT... for the RIGHT... to POTTY~!08/13/19
2169. Back to the IRC II (Test)08/11/19

Legacy Archives

Suburban Senshi Entry #2217 - “A fight for the ages! The true story of Haruka and Michiru vs Usagi at Mugen!!”
#2217 “A fight for the ages! The true story of Haruka and Michiru vs Usagi at Mugen!!”
C'est_La_V 03/01/2021
So the thing you missed when you were frozen Jedite was that time that Haruka-san and Michiru-san were finally tired of listening to Usagi-chan and so they decided to have a final fight in the ruins of Mugen Gakuen!!
// J_Daito // 03/01/2021
Wait I heard about that, didn't Ten'ou get her ass kicked?
SpeedRcr_X 03/01/2021
I did NOT!
Flame_Sniper 03/01/2021
Uhh, I was there. Usagi-chan just RAISED HER HAND and you and Michiru-san just KNELT BEFORE HER and surrendered.
SpeedRcr_X 03/01/2021
Okay enough of this slanderous lie. Michi, Mako, we need to tell them the truth. For the sake of our own shining legacies.
Flame_Sniper 03/01/2021
...Mako-chan? What?
IrnChef_Jovian 03/01/2021
IrnChef_Jovian 03/01/2021
So uhh, there was a side-bet going on between me and Ami-chan about who would win that fight... and I let Haruka-san know about it, so we basically decided to have her and Michiru throw the fight so we could cash out...
Mdm_Maestro 03/01/2021
...and it wasn't worth it ><
Flame_Sniper 03/01/2021
Well of course not! The stain to your honor!!
SpeedRcr_X 03/01/2021
No.. not that... we thought we'd get $2,000 if we lost...
Mdm_Maestro 03/01/2021
But the "two thousand" was yen.
Mizunomics01 03/01/2021
Honestly, we live in Japan. It still mystifies me to this day why you thought it would be United States Dollars.
SpeedRcr_X 03/01/2021
Because you were the daughter of a DOCTOR? Who the hell would have thought you'd have just offered twenty bucks worth?!
Mizunomics01 03/01/2021
Anyone with an ounce of common sense? I was a junior high student!
// J_Daito // 03/01/2021
I'm still laughing my ass off at the image of Ten'ou kneeling before the symbol of uselessness incarnate.
SpeedRcr_X 03/01/2021
STFU Mr. "I still have treadmarks on my back from that airplane."

February 22, 2001: Haruka and Yuuichiro were searching for a perfect dress, when Safir attacked using Sailor Leaguer, determined to kill Sailor Moon. As the Senshi stood there, thoroughly grossed out by what they saw, Helios appeared, contacting the girls telepathically and urging them to fight. The Moonlight Knight got pursued by a jealous fiance. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through a sudden World Shaking attack. Sailor Moon used the Moon Gorgeous Meditation attack to win.
"You were naked for .2536 seconds!"
-- Kamesennin on the Henshin sequence

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