2245. Sailormoon S: The Nuts in the Shell07/09/22
2244. ...06/25/22
2243. Mina-P's Special Time DEBUT 04/26/22
2242. [Retraction!] Skip Wolf Warrior 204/10/22
2241. [ Movie Review ] Wolf Warrior 204/09/22
2240. A new era begins! Mina-P's Exciting time!! 02/14/22
2239. Haruka Ten'ou is Marked for Death! (No she just saw a crappy 90's movie)12/14/21
2238. Suburban Senshi Thanksgiving Special in December! MST of The Humanoid!!12/11/21
2237. [SPAM MiST] Haruka's desperation! Searching Emails for the secret to Better Loving!!11/08/21
2236. Oh no! Someone told Aino Minako about the Squid Games!!10/18/21
2235. Hit 'em with your best shot10/15/21
2234. A Star Treks into musings of mortality10/14/21
2233. [Motoki Rescue Arc - END] What did history record!? The low effort resolution!!10/03/21
2232. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Michiru makes her move! It's a Monstrous Magia Maiden!10/02/21
2231. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Holy id, Batman! The Darkest Timeline approaches!!09/29/21
2230. [Motoki Rescue Arc] A new Challenger Appears?! Wait, that's--!09/19/21
2229. [Motoki Rescue Arc] What evil lurks in the mind of Mo'09/08/21
2228. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Breaking Through! From one crazed mind to another!!08/24/21
2227. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Into the Mind of Motoki! The only taste is Salt!!08/02/21
2226. [MOTOKI RESCUE ARC] Stranded07/23/21
2225. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Enter - THE SNOTILUS06/23/21
2224. [ Motoki Rescue Arc ] Scanning the Brain! Motoki's damaged mentality revealed!! 06/16/21
2223. Nostalgic memories and a turtle's curse! A deadline to save Motoki's soul!!06/12/21
2222. What's YOUR Youtube ASMR?06/05/21
2221. A new era of communication begins! Introducing Mugen Messenger!!06/04/21
2220. The Name Blame Game05/11/21
2219. Botched Shane MacMahon Promo or Drunk Ten'ou Haruka? YOU DECIDE!!03/09/21
2218. Exploding with Pleasure! Exploding with Passion! Exploding with Fury! Haruka's reaction to the end of AEW Revolution 2021!! (Spoilers)03/08/21
2217. A fight for the ages! The true story of Haruka and Michiru vs Usagi at Mugen!!03/01/21
2216. Haruka's Birthday is truly is an unfortunate time01/28/21
2215. The Cream Rises to the Top12/07/20
2214. Panic at the Discord11/30/20
2213. Haruka's Black Friday Mistake11/27/20
2212. Happy Thanksgiving from Suburban Senshi! 11/26/20
2211. Sketch Sessions 002 - Ongoing Fashion Disaster11/06/20
2210. A Special Election indeed (Sketch Sessions 0111/05/20
2209. In the name of the moon and the International Standards of Weights and Measures, I will punish you! 10/19/20
2208. WHAAAT? It's been eighteen years? Catching up with the Suburban Senshi!!08/25/20
2207. We always did have a blind spot for Venus-sama~08/17/20
2206. Some things are better off DEAD! The Suburban Senshi react to the rest of the Death Note Anime [Episodes 11-37]!!08/09/20
2205. 14 years late! The Suburban Senshi react to the Death Note anime! Episodes 1-10!!08/09/20
2204. Back in Blargh~08/04/20
2203. In a Hot Spot06/25/20
2202. [GrimDark Arc] Fear her Pink Sugar Heart Attack~06/04/20
2201. Art is in the voice of the beholder06/01/20
2200. [ Grimdark Arc ] Floating on Clouds Nine and Ten05/30/20
2199. [ Grimdark Arc ] All Fired up~05/26/20
2198. Where does Haruka get those wonderful suits?05/25/20
2197. Smile! You're in the Picture at last!05/24/20
2196. Haruka takes the Sailor Moon Drawing Challenge!!05/21/20
2195. Great Moments in Suburban Senshi History: Sad Departure05/19/20
2194. Family Flashback Fun 90's style05/17/20
2193. DEEP LORE DROP! The Spiritual Space-Screams of the Silver Millennium through Space and Time!05/15/20
2192. Lockdown Diversionary Tactics 05/14/20
2191. BEHIND THE SCENES - Suburban Senshi Podcast with Retro Fanfic Retrospective!04/17/20
2190. Blame Big Papa04/06/20
2189. In poor taste03/12/20
2188. More fun that a Big Daddy Turtle! Hiatus 1 and "Whatever happened to the Suburban Senshi" now in the story collections!!01/14/20
2187. Alexa, we're in the sh*t now. 01/08/20
2186. MST: Mansplaining to Women for Fun and Profit01/07/20
2185. Superhero Superstars of the WWE - Plus Ultra [Lashley]?01/03/20
2184. The Perils of Commercialization12/20/19
2183. That's one Powerful P*ssy12/19/19
2182. Flushed with Anticipation11/21/19
2181. Announcing the Suburban Senshi collections - The S and SuperS comics!09/15/19
2180. Beryl got Back (and got back~)09/14/19
2179. Twitter Test09/13/19
2178. The Sub. Senshi go to the Minnesota State Fair (by UltraMatt)09/01/19
2177. Quality Parenting08/30/19
2176. Science08/29/19
2175. Medical Heroics Plus Ultra08/28/19
2174. Motoki Finds True Love?08/27/19
2173. Hotaru wut u doing08/26/19
2172. Suburban Senshi is NOT old enough to Vote today! <_<08/25/19
2171. Suburban Senshi is OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE today! (08/25/19
2170. You've got to FIGHT... for the RIGHT... to POTTY~!08/13/19
2169. Back to the IRC II (Test)08/11/19


Legacy Archives

Suburban Senshi Entry #2225 - “[Motoki Rescue Arc] Enter - THE SNOTILUS”
#2225 “[Motoki Rescue Arc] Enter - THE SNOTILUS”
Excerpt Start - 02:28 PM 06/23/21

#suburbansenshisquad
GERMATOID
SORRY TO KEEP YOU WAITING, BUT I HAD TO BUILD SOMETHING TRULY SPECIAL IN ORDER TO GIVE BIRTH TO THE SNOTILUS! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Charm_BUSTer
It took him so many hard days and I encouraged him over those hard nights!




RedCrow
...That is the world's largest Monsterbake™ oven.
FireFly_9
What kind of Daimon could you produce in that...
GERMATOID
HEAD OVER TO MUGEN AND TAKE A LOOK! MUAHAHAHAHAH!
Aya-chan!
ara ara...




FireFly_9
Is it me or does that thing have a face...
FireFly_9
...a tsundere face...
C'est_La_V
Ano... are we supposed to get in that Daimon???
GERMATOID
IT'S PERFECTLY SAFE, JUST REMEMBER TO WEAR THE LUBRICATION SUITS!!
Reverend_H
Yo how in da hell is that giant Q-tip lookin muthaf[BLEEP]ka gonna enter inside Motoki's nosehole, yo?
GERMATOID
WELL OBVIOUSLY I'VE PRODUCED A SHRINKRAY
FireFly_9
...Obviously
Mdm_Maestro
This... should be interesting
GERMATOID
THERE'S EVEN A WI-FI HOTSPOT SO WE CAN COMMUNICATE WITH THE OUTSIDE!
Mdm_Maestro
* and the others climb inside the daimon, who is making extremely uncomfortable and lewd noises as they do so *
// J_Daito //
I have taken the liberty of bringing aboard this super-ancient liquor to take the edge off the journey into Furuhata's diseased turtle-possessed brain.
// J_Daito //




FireFly_9
* does a doubletake *
FireFly_9
Wait... look at the bottle again
// J_Daito //
Huh?
FireFly_9




// J_Daito //
Wait but it's only been a few seconds... how
SpeedRcr_X
AWE YEAH that was some GOOOD s[BLEEP]t!
FireFly_9
Oh no.
SpeedRcr_X
DON'T WORRY Y'ALL THE CHUGGERNAUT IS HERE and I'll be your PILOT on this journey of DISCOVERY into the mind of Mr. Turtle Fetish-san!
SpeedRcr_X
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
GERMATOID
HARUKA-KUN I HAVENT' BREIFED YOU ON THE CONTROLS...
SpeedRcr_X
WARP FACTOR FOUR MISTER ME!! WOO WOO! THIS TRAIN IS HITTING THE ROAD
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.
o sit were al gonna dye
Charm_BUSTer
WAIT WE HAVE TO SHRINK DOWN FIRST OR WE'LL SMEAR FURUHATA-SAN INTO PULP
SpeedRcr_X
PULP FICTION WAS A GREAT MOVIE
Excerpt End - 02:41 PM 06/23/21

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