2245. Sailormoon S: The Nuts in the Shell07/09/22
2244. ...06/25/22
2243. Mina-P's Special Time DEBUT 04/26/22
2242. [Retraction!] Skip Wolf Warrior 204/10/22
2241. [ Movie Review ] Wolf Warrior 204/09/22
2240. A new era begins! Mina-P's Exciting time!! 02/14/22
2239. Haruka Ten'ou is Marked for Death! (No she just saw a crappy 90's movie)12/14/21
2238. Suburban Senshi Thanksgiving Special in December! MST of The Humanoid!!12/11/21
2237. [SPAM MiST] Haruka's desperation! Searching Emails for the secret to Better Loving!!11/08/21
2236. Oh no! Someone told Aino Minako about the Squid Games!!10/18/21
2235. Hit 'em with your best shot10/15/21
2234. A Star Treks into musings of mortality10/14/21
2233. [Motoki Rescue Arc - END] What did history record!? The low effort resolution!!10/03/21
2232. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Michiru makes her move! It's a Monstrous Magia Maiden!10/02/21
2231. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Holy id, Batman! The Darkest Timeline approaches!!09/29/21
2230. [Motoki Rescue Arc] A new Challenger Appears?! Wait, that's--!09/19/21
2229. [Motoki Rescue Arc] What evil lurks in the mind of Mo'09/08/21
2228. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Breaking Through! From one crazed mind to another!!08/24/21
2227. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Into the Mind of Motoki! The only taste is Salt!!08/02/21
2226. [MOTOKI RESCUE ARC] Stranded07/23/21
2225. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Enter - THE SNOTILUS06/23/21
2224. [ Motoki Rescue Arc ] Scanning the Brain! Motoki's damaged mentality revealed!! 06/16/21
2223. Nostalgic memories and a turtle's curse! A deadline to save Motoki's soul!!06/12/21
2222. What's YOUR Youtube ASMR?06/05/21
2221. A new era of communication begins! Introducing Mugen Messenger!!06/04/21
2220. The Name Blame Game05/11/21
2219. Botched Shane MacMahon Promo or Drunk Ten'ou Haruka? YOU DECIDE!!03/09/21
2218. Exploding with Pleasure! Exploding with Passion! Exploding with Fury! Haruka's reaction to the end of AEW Revolution 2021!! (Spoilers)03/08/21
2217. A fight for the ages! The true story of Haruka and Michiru vs Usagi at Mugen!!03/01/21
2216. Haruka's Birthday is truly is an unfortunate time01/28/21
2215. The Cream Rises to the Top12/07/20
2214. Panic at the Discord11/30/20
2213. Haruka's Black Friday Mistake11/27/20
2212. Happy Thanksgiving from Suburban Senshi! 11/26/20
2211. Sketch Sessions 002 - Ongoing Fashion Disaster11/06/20
2210. A Special Election indeed (Sketch Sessions 0111/05/20
2209. In the name of the moon and the International Standards of Weights and Measures, I will punish you! 10/19/20
2208. WHAAAT? It's been eighteen years? Catching up with the Suburban Senshi!!08/25/20
2207. We always did have a blind spot for Venus-sama~08/17/20
2206. Some things are better off DEAD! The Suburban Senshi react to the rest of the Death Note Anime [Episodes 11-37]!!08/09/20
2205. 14 years late! The Suburban Senshi react to the Death Note anime! Episodes 1-10!!08/09/20
2204. Back in Blargh~08/04/20
2203. In a Hot Spot06/25/20
2202. [GrimDark Arc] Fear her Pink Sugar Heart Attack~06/04/20
2201. Art is in the voice of the beholder06/01/20
2200. [ Grimdark Arc ] Floating on Clouds Nine and Ten05/30/20
2199. [ Grimdark Arc ] All Fired up~05/26/20
2198. Where does Haruka get those wonderful suits?05/25/20
2197. Smile! You're in the Picture at last!05/24/20
2196. Haruka takes the Sailor Moon Drawing Challenge!!05/21/20
2195. Great Moments in Suburban Senshi History: Sad Departure05/19/20
2194. Family Flashback Fun 90's style05/17/20
2193. DEEP LORE DROP! The Spiritual Space-Screams of the Silver Millennium through Space and Time!05/15/20
2192. Lockdown Diversionary Tactics 05/14/20
2191. BEHIND THE SCENES - Suburban Senshi Podcast with Retro Fanfic Retrospective!04/17/20
2190. Blame Big Papa04/06/20
2189. In poor taste03/12/20
2188. More fun that a Big Daddy Turtle! Hiatus 1 and "Whatever happened to the Suburban Senshi" now in the story collections!!01/14/20
2187. Alexa, we're in the sh*t now. 01/08/20
2186. MST: Mansplaining to Women for Fun and Profit01/07/20
2185. Superhero Superstars of the WWE - Plus Ultra [Lashley]?01/03/20
2184. The Perils of Commercialization12/20/19
2183. That's one Powerful P*ssy12/19/19
2182. Flushed with Anticipation11/21/19
2181. Announcing the Suburban Senshi collections - The S and SuperS comics!09/15/19
2180. Beryl got Back (and got back~)09/14/19
2179. Twitter Test09/13/19
2178. The Sub. Senshi go to the Minnesota State Fair (by UltraMatt)09/01/19
2177. Quality Parenting08/30/19
2176. Science08/29/19
2175. Medical Heroics Plus Ultra08/28/19
2174. Motoki Finds True Love?08/27/19
2173. Hotaru wut u doing08/26/19
2172. Suburban Senshi is NOT old enough to Vote today! <_<08/25/19
2171. Suburban Senshi is OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE today! (08/25/19
2170. You've got to FIGHT... for the RIGHT... to POTTY~!08/13/19
2169. Back to the IRC II (Test)08/11/19


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Suburban Senshi Entry #2226 - “[MOTOKI RESCUE ARC] Stranded”
#2226 “[MOTOKI RESCUE ARC] Stranded”
Excerpt Start - 02:06 PM 07/23/21

#suburbansenshisquad
spiritflame
one month later...
SpeedRcr_X
Captain's Log: July 23rd, 2021 - It's been a month since the Snotilus entered the body of Furuhata Motoki from the wrong angle. The crew have blamed me for shooting it up his ass opposed to his nose, but it's not my fault that the gauges were super-hard to read with beer goggles on.
SpeedRcr_X
Right now we're struggling to make our way up the intestines like Andy Dufresne trying to escape Shawshank through a river of s[BLEEP]t, but it's slow going as he keeps eating.
SpeedRcr_X
There are severe concerns we might not be able to make it to his brain by the deadline, but I've tasked the crew with coming up with some kind of way to get through this s[BLEEP]t as quickly as possible

FireFly_9
Personal log: 7/23/2021 - There is very little left to eat on the Snotilus. Haruka-poppa has stranded us in Motoki-san's body and we are surrounded day and night by a brown hellscape, occasionally punctuated by some strange matter. We are reduced to guessing as to what Motoki-san has been eating, and wishing for death as we battle for the last scraps of canned food in the galley. Artemis is starting to look very delicious, though Ami-san keeps reminding us he's all fur and there's not much meat on his bones.

=/\catablanca/\=
Personal log: 7/23/2021 - I've always wanted Hotaru to notice me, but I don't like the way she's looking at me lately. I've been sharpening my claws every day in case I need to take her out. I don't know how I could survive fighting Sailor Saturn, so I'd have to wait till she was weakened after having read Yeats and ... "Drained" her energy enjoying it.

.'~SugaBB_2999~'.
parsanal lig 7/23/2021 - dese biches r so stopad i hav da magikal ilusori slivar cistal marged wit mai body sew i kuld teleprot dem rite to mokokti's breyn bat dey keap being asholez 2 mi so im latting dam al swam in sit

Mdm_Maestro
Haruka is testing me with her atrocious handling of this mission. And on top of that no on in this damnable submarine wants to eat the food I've prepared for them.

GERMATOID
I HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO GET US TO MOTOKI'S BRAIN. I WILL JUST NEED A WAY TO BLOCK HIS COLON SO THAT WHEN I LIGHT THE FIRE THE EXPLOSION FUNNELS INWARDS AND SHOVES US UP THE GI TRACT INSTEAD OF DOWN! MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Charm_BUSTer
I'm not sure I like the look in hakase-sama's eyes...

Excerpt End - 02:22 PM 07/23/21

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