Suburban Senshi Entry #2487 - “Suburban Senshi's Twelve Days of Christmas Day 5!!”
#2487 “Suburban Senshi's Twelve Days of Christmas Day 5!!”
@spritflame
LINE chat excerpt starts - 17 December 2024 12:02AM
[gTV]C'est_la_V12:03 AM
Hi Hi Minna-san!! It's day 5 of the Suburban Senshi gift pool for 2024!! As a reminder, since we have far too many friends to by gifts for, we decided to just make a common gift pool. We all threw in 2,500 yen, and we had an advanced Tomoe Research Labs AI select a "keyword" for each of us. The AI then used that keyword to search Wish.com and ordered us an item matching that word for under 2500 yen. So now we're showing each other what we got, and Hotaru-chan will explain how the word relates to the gift!!
@spritflame12:03 AM
the next person selected for was: edgeworth-san their word was: speed their item was:
Miles Edgeworth12:04 AM
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Why is there a parachute coming out of his... rear?
@SpeedRcrX12:06 AM
It's gotta be speed training. If you can run fast with a parachute coming out of your ass you'll be invincible on the track once it gets surgically removed.
FireFly_912:06 AM
I understand this.
You see, it's a means to catch felons who are hopped up on speed. Enhanced as they are by the drugs, they will need to be slowed down non-lethally. So this parachute is shop up their rectum to induce drag and slow them down, allowing for easy capture.
Det. Ema Skye12:31 AM
The way the world is going I could see myself having to shoot a parachute up some crackhead's ass
