#868: “It's always the Quiet Ones...”

[17:06] *** Mon Sep 05 2005 - LOGGING START ***
[17:06] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[17:06] *** Topic is -= Damn, Boy... DAMN =-
[07:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ♦ "Almost everyone I've talked to said we're going to move to Houston. What I'm hearing, which is sort of scary, is they all want to stay in Texas. (Said with concern.) Everybody is so overwhelmed by all the hospitality. And so many of the peoples in the arena here, you know, they're underprivileged anyway, so this--this (she chuckles slightly) is working very well for them."
[07:13] <// J_Daito //> Ahh Barbie Bush, for when you think insensitivity can't get any worse
[07:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah because dispossessed people left to fend for themselves by a system that thumped its own chest proclaiming super readiness for any large-scale emergency then falling flat on its ass for a whole solid week are SCARY
[07:16] <// J_Daito //> Pretty sad when you can't mobilize IN YOUR OWN NATION for a week but can get to Indonesia in TWO DAYS.
[07:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man I'm glad I live in f[BLEEP]king Japan I tell you what
[07:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> All we got to worry abotu is Godzilla
[07:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> And we got that s[BLEEP]t down to a science
[07:17] <// J_Daito //> Bust out the Mothra Girls and it's allllll good
[07:19] <@S.X. Aino> For less Earthbound concerns check out this NASA video of the Earth as seen from a departing spacecraft --> https://www.nasa.gov/centers/marshall/mpeg/126252main_mdis_depart.mpeg
[07:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Star Trek looks more realistic
[07:20] <@S.X. Aino> ....How can a fiction look more realistic than the real thing
[07:20] <// J_Daito //> Sneaky future girl has obviously never watched pr0n
[07:21] <@S.X. Aino> - When you've been stuck in back of a starliner with a Tellarite making love-love noises with a Gorn, you get back to me, Jeddy -
[07:21] *** Nurse Minako [GldnGoddess@ip6942.ai.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[07:21] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Nurse Minako
[07:21] <@S.X. Aino> ARE YOU STILL IN THAT OUTFIT, MOM
[07:22] * Nurse Minako is now known as C'est_la_V
[07:22] <C'est_la_V> Eheheheeheh ^_^;;
[07:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Someone likes pleaying "Doctors and Nurses" damn
[07:22] <C'est_la_V> :P
[07:22] <C'est_la_V> OMG I just heard the craziest thing
[07:23] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What that the underprivileged refugees from a natural disaster are taking a liking to being treated kindly and thus might move into a town thus permanently scaring the insular elite?
[07:24] <C'est_la_V> What's crazy about that jerks are jerks
[07:24] <C'est_la_V> No it's about Umino Gurio
[07:24] <// J_Daito //> Umino Gurio is dead, I blasted him to powder myself at the last Budokai
[07:24] <C'est_la_V> Hai, Hai-- but apparently someone found his will
[07:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Who knew the dude had s[BLEEP]t to bequeath?
[07:29] <=^catablanca^=> I know!
[07:29] <// J_Daito //> You were lurking there, cat?
[07:29] * =^catablanca^= is always lurking
[07:30] <C'est_la_V> Well it's not his will so much as to how many people he was willing stuff to
[07:30] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What you mean more than just Osaka "Supervolt" Naru?
[07:31] <=^catablanca^=> No we found out from one of the kids who used to go to [BLEEP] high school with Umino that...
[07:31] <C'est_la_V> Umino was a LAYER
[07:32] <// J_Daito //> "Player?"
[07:32] <=^catablanca^=> BOTH
[07:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> !
[07:32] <// J_Daito //> Explain
[07:33] <C'est_la_V> Well you know how he was a geeky little nerd, right, and always looked cute and inoffensive
[07:33] <// J_Daito //> yes, Mr. Tuxedo Umino, I heard the tales Nephrite would tell with scorn while I was trapped in the ice
[07:34] <C'est_la_V> Well all the girls would feel sorry for him because of this, and even though they picked on him, they'd get closer to him because he looked like some sad lost puppy
[07:34] <// J_Daito //> AND WERE YOU ONE OF THEM MS. XADIUM-AINO
[07:35] <C'est_la_V> No we went to different schools thank kami-sama
[07:35] <// J_Daito //> So muchfor blackmail f[BLEEP]k
[07:36] <C'est_la_V> But, all the while he was pretending to be this cute, sweet innocent puppy, he was a WOLF in disguise!
[07:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Wolf in like Hayama style "Lone Wolf", Wolf as in "carrying big f[BLEEP]king cross across the desert Wolfwood" Wolf or "I'm gonna sex you up baby Michael J. Fox Teen Wolf" Wolf?
[07:37] * C'est_la_V is like the only girl who didn't find MJ Fox attractive isn't she
[07:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Nah I didn't
[07:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> But I'm gay
[07:38] <// J_Daito //> THANK YOU FOR STATING THE OBVIOUS
[07:38] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dude what Batman was gay too
[07:38] <// J_Daito //> YOU BLASPHEME
[07:38] <C'est_la_V> Ano, we were talking about Umino...
[07:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> --> https://www.superdickery.com/seduction/17.html
[07:41] <=^catablanca^=> ........................
[07:41] <// J_Daito //> THIS PROVES THAT'S A LIE --> https://www.superdickery.com/seduction/39.html
[07:43] <=^catablanca^=> WE ARE TALKING ABOUT UMINO HERE
[07:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah, yeah Umino the wolf what about it
[07:44] <C'est_la_V> Umino pretended to be clueless and sweet, but all the while he was working his way into everyone's pants!!
[07:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I find this really hard to believe
[07:45] <C'est_la_V> Why do you think he and Naru-chan had to move out of Azabu-Juuban?? The scandal was getting to be too much!!
[07:45] <C'est_la_V> He would prey on the younger girls from Juuban Elementary!
[07:45] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I call bulls[BLEEP]t
[07:46] * C'est_la_V PMs Chibiusa to join
[07:47] *** .`~SugaBB_2999~`. [cndygrrl@gigaport.capitalnet.ct] has joined #suburbansenshi
[07:47] <@spiritflame> Irasshai .`~SugaBB_2999~`.
[07:47] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> yo biches
[07:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What's this about Umino being a playa that Neko's talking about
[07:48] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> si tbich u dadnt knew
[07:49] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hi dad evry1
[07:49] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hi dad da vampyre lyrica hubart
[07:49] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hi dad mamoko-chun
[07:49] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hi dad dat transfar stodeant sarana
[07:50] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hi evan dad tamasuborao
[07:50] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...........
[07:50] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Wasn't Tamasaburo a guy?
[07:50] <// J_Daito //> Why do you find Yaoi confusing miss Yuri
[07:51] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hi dadn't realse tit till itit wux 2 late
[07:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dude Yuri is sweet and emotional and sexy and HOT and Yaoi is just butt-[BLEEP]ing
[07:51] <// J_Daito //> No double-standards HERE sir
[07:52] <// J_Daito //> So Aino, are you saying Gurio basically did the rounds of the entire Junior high and elementary school?
[07:54] <C'est_la_V> Hai, Hai... he'd start with the repressed girls, and slowly bring them out of their shells one kiss at a time... then get bored and move on to the more flirty ones, making it seem like they'd sucked him into their trap when it was really his
[07:54] <// J_Daito //> Hahaha so when they thought they were doing hima favour out of pity he was really the one getting what he wanted
[07:54] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> CLEVER ba[BLEEP]rd!
[07:55] * C'est_la_V nods, had to admit being impressed with his technique
[07:55] <// J_Daito //> you know out of context that sounds increidbly scandalous Aino
[07:56] * C'est_la_V laughs
[07:56] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> man I just never figured Umino for a Don Juan
[07:57] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> o yeah hi euz smoath lik "o sit itz a garl omg wat am i gona dew" den "ya babi gimi sum mror of dat BSSM"
[07:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ............
[07:58] <// J_Daito //> BSSM, BDSM... NOW THE KINMOKU SENSHI MAKE SENSE
[07:59] <C'est_la_V> What the hell were they thinking with those fuku ? ? ?
[08:01] <// J_Daito //> So wait Chibi, does this mean Umino and you....
[08:01] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> mohshshshshshshs hi wuz phat
[08:01] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> O GOD THE MENTAL IMAGE
[08:01] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is away: retching
[08:02] <C'est_la_V> Chibiusa-chan....
[08:02] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> wat i wuz yung hi wuz wallang
[08:03] <// J_Daito //> Ugh
[08:04] <C'est_la_V> Yeah but... moh, he was a smooth operator.... no one ever suspected at the time until people started comparing notes after he died
[08:05] <=^catablanca^=> People were saying "Oh my god, he's been there, and there, and there and THERE?!"
[08:05] <C'est_la_V> No one realized that because of him half the students in Juuban were now linked to one another
[08:06] <// J_Daito //> Umino "Wilt Chamberlain" Gurio...
[08:06] <// J_Daito //> Never would have believed it.
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[08:07] <=^catablanca^=> Mina, are you sure you and Umino...
[08:07] * C'est_la_V doesnt date nerds :P
[08:07] <=^catablanca^=> You married one!
[08:07] <C'est_la_V> Yes but I don't date them XD
[08:08] *** // J_Daito // [Jed@dialup666.darkkingdom.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (I... have a long way to go)
[08:09] * C'est_la_V is away: Speaking of which I should check up on my nerd-chan
[08:10] <=^catablanca^=> God, at the rate this is going, Tiger's-Eye will have turned out to be a celibate monk
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