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Suburban Senshi Entry #2653 - “It's Chupacabra. It's Baby. ”
#2653 “It's Chupacabra. It's Baby. ”
@spritflame
LINE chat excerpt starts - 15 May 2026 6:43PM
=^catablanca^=6:44 PM
I'm sorry that I couldn't make it to the litterbox on time and I forgot to tell you and that happened to your foot, Mina.
[gTV]C'est_la_V6:44 PM
I'll kill you ☠
@SpeedRcrX6:45 PM
GUYS GUYS
Peace
I got something that will BLOW YOUR GODDAMN MINDS
[gTV]C'est_la_V6:45 PM
What?! Nothing can stop my angerness!!
Det. Ema Skye6:45 PM
(angerness?)
@SpeedRcrX6:46 PM
Okay so like... the Chupacabra
[gTV]C'est_la_V6:46 PM
...huh?
FireFly_96:46 PM
the bloodsucking cryptid?
@SpeedRcrX6:46 PM
Yes that thing
[gTV]C'est_la_V6:46 PM
What about it??
@SpeedRcrX6:46 PM
How old do you think it is
[gTV]C'est_la_V6:47 PM
How the hell am I supposed to know how old a creature is?!
Mdm_Maestro6:47 PM
(and this is how you ended up married to an over 900 year old Time Lord)
@[ DR. XADiUM ]6:47 PM
HEY
@SpeedRcrX6:48 PM
Not like a specific Chupacabra
Like the legend, the myth.
[gTV]C'est_la_V6:48 PM
Ano.... hundreds of years old??
@SpeedRcrX6:48 PM
Here's the mind blowing part. YOU are older than the f[BLEEP]king Chupacabra
[gTV]C'est_la_V6:49 PM
SHUT UP I'M NOT OLD I'M BEAUTIFUL
@SpeedRcrX6:49 PM
Dude. The legend of the Chupacabra started in 1995.
Det. Ema Skye6:49 PM
Wait what
There's no way
@SpeedRcrX6:49 PM
THAT'S WHAT I SAID
But it's f[BLEEP]king TRUE

What Is a Chupacabra, and How Is It Tied to the ‘Species’ Movie?

The myth of the vampiric, sheep-mutilating creature has its roots, odd as it sounds, in the oh-so-’90s trashy sci-fi B-movie ‘Species.’

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DJ Reverend_H6:50 PM
Yo wait what? you mean those ugly-ass Chupacabras came outta that sexy monster film yo?
@SpeedRcrX6:51 PM
YES
And for some reason it got into everyone's head this s[BLEEP]t was an ancient legend
FireFly_96:51 PM
...It makes you wonder what people will think of us in the next 30 years.
Mdm_Maestro6:51 PM
Well given the way Haruka conducts herself, we'll probably be thought of as Kaiju.
Mizunomics016:52 PM
Or given how Takeuchi-sensei has devoted herself to doing nothing but making brand cash-ins with our likenesses, maybe we'll be thought of as cosplaying fashionistas.
@spritflame
LINE Chat excerpt ends - 15 May 2026 6:52PM





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