Before we get started with day 4 of the Suburban Senshi Gift pool, A christmas prsent for you all - The 2024 Suburban Senshi Calendar is out, and this year's theme is "behind the scenes art from the last 20 years" including rare and unreleased assets!. You can download it here.

As usual, I am barely represented. It's unworthy.

Hai, hai~ ANYWAY

Hi Hi Minna-san!! It's day 4 of the Suburban Senshi gift pool!! As a reminder, since we have far too many friends to by gifts for, we decided to just make a common gift pool. We all threw in 2,500 yen, and we had an advanced Tomoe Research Labs AI select a "keyword" for each of us. The AI then used that keyword to search Wish.com and ordered us an item matching that word for under 2500 yen. So now we're showing each other what we got!!

We got ripped off, like me and the calendar.

Michiru-san?

Yes?

Please get over it and yourself, thank you!! :D :D

Why you ☠

getting right to it

Wait wait... yesterday we asked if anyone had any ideas what Mako-chan's heart-shaped gift was, and @Eitak_Razal had a guess for us in IRC - She said it might be a "tacky heart-shaped rock made into a candle holder".

That's better than what Elios thought it was

I'm not wrong yo, i mean it's for a hot tip and holding precious goo yo

just get out

the next person selected for was: paisley
their word was: review
their item was:




   

...

I'm from the UK, we don't do guns

Why would this be associated with the word "Review"? Is it supposed to be what I use to deal with those who rate my stories poorly?

That's how I would use it

I guess from now on I'm packing heat?

the next person selected for was: sakura
their word was: valid
their item was:

...

Is this interesting item intended for the therapeutic treatment of the condition of living, because I can't contemplate continuing to live after consuming those capsules

Also I don't thinl that's a bee, I think that's one of nature's a[BLEEP]les

Maybe this is the antidote to Kaioh's cooking

IT'D BE LESS LETHAL IN ANY CASE! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

the next person selected for was: aya
their word was: suit
their item was:

...it looks like a lump of poo with a face

Oh come on! It's Scooby-Doo! And it's perfect for you, he loves to eat, just like you

It never occured to me, but skinned like that he looks like a choco chip cookie

....skinned?

I see it now. Yes! Wear the skin of the world's most famous dog detective!

You can have it, Jedite-san....

the next person selected for was: setsuna
their word was: lamp
their item was:

...A mirror for snorting cocaine off of?

What does it say? I c[BLEEP]k you?

I court you?

I could eliminate every last one of you blasted ungrateful wretches who won't help me regain my power and status.

Naw that won't fit

the last person for today is motoki
their word was: video
their item was:

Oh wow that would be really convenient for watching Animal Planet in bed

No. You don't need to become one of those people who's always buried in their phone or tablet, Motoki-san :P

In that picture she doesn't seem to be looking at the screen, though, but rather off to the side... as if seking the approval of some unseen warden who is compelling her to lie there and pretend to be interested on the product on pain of torture.

...what where did you come up with that?

The evidence is right in front of your eyes, Haruka-poppa!

Clearly we've been missing a trick by not having aunt Hotaru "interpret" the gifts.

There's no interpretation here, Cressida-chan, it's as plain as day.

Join us tomorrow for day 5!!