Suburban Senshi Entry #2364 - “[Beach Arc 2024] Not just another day at the beach! Secrets of Ten'ou Haruka and the distant past, revealed! A new adventure begins!! ”
#2364 “[Beach Arc 2024] Not just another day at the beach! Secrets of Ten'ou Haruka and the distant past, revealed! A new adventure begins!! ”
@spritflame
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Log excerpt starts - 04 March 2024 6:49PM
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte
Even though it feels like a lull right now, so many things have happened that we need to catch everyone up on
For one thing, it's gotten a lot more crowded at my place.
@Sakura X. Aino
That's sorta my fault because I ended up getting exiled to EARFF for a while because I managed to sabotage the plans of someone pretty high who has stroke with the Time Lord high council, and so I decided to crash with my son-in-law
golD_lux
Yeah and then we decided to crash with you mom LOL
Vermellia X. Rosso
It's a fun party time!!
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte
...I'm just glad I have a big house
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte
heh
Vermellia X. Rosso
Though I haven't seen you around a lot, sis...
golD_lux
That's because I'm trying to cheer up grandma... she's still really depressed about how the whole Yuki Sakuraba thing is turning out. She feels like she's let Yuki-chan down....
Det. Ema Skye
That whole situation is still a mess... more people than ever are flocking to "The Great Healer" and his hospital, especially since she put herself under his care.
And the employees at the hospital where he punched his way in and Tokyo PD have decided to drop all the charges against him.... because no one wants a full-on riot in Roppongi.
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte
So is the investigation dead, then?
Det. Ema Skye
Nope.
I'm not letting it go
Contrary to what Elios thinks, not ACAB. I want to get to the bottom of this.
With a lot of help from the O'Cains and Mercurius Shin, we made the startling discovery that a lot more people were saved by Queen Serenity at the time of the Silver Millennium's fall than we thought
And I'm damn sure that "The Great Healer" is involved in this somehow.
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.
And now Ema-chan has help in her investigation!
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert
Wait I can understand you why can I understand you
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.
<_<
@SpeedRcrX
A Piano falling two storeys onto the head will do that to ya
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.
Yeah... I have the brain damage... I don't know how long it'll take me to heal. Sorry I sound so weird, guys.
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert
This is surreal.
@SpeedRcrX
LOL I think it's funny
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.
...No you know what's funny you a[BLEEP]le
All the secrets we recently found out about you
Because it looks like nearly all the mothers of the Sailor Senshi got revived / made young again including yours
@SpeedRcrX
...you SHUT UP
YOU SHUT UP RIGHT NOW
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.
The one you hit on when you saw her because you didn't recognize her
She gave me _such useful tidbits about young you...
@SpeedRcrX
I DON'T HEAR ANY OF THIS LALALALALA
FireFly_9
Like, I never knew you had long hair as a child...
@SpeedRcrX
....................
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert
YAS SLAY HER QUEEN
@SpeedRcrX
CLEARLY A PHOTOGRAPHIC MANIPULATION
FireFly_9
Or that in your early teens you were a slave to fashion
@SpeedRcrX
_BEAUTY_ IT WAS BEAU... I mean NOTHING NOTHING
// J_Daito //
AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FireFly_9
Or most damning and precious of all was that the reason you cut your hair was because you wanted to be like... her...
@SpeedRcrX
O_o don't you talk about that! Don't you DARE talk about that!!
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert
Talk about it, my dark goddess~ Talk about it
...what is it exactly
FireFly_9
Haruka-poppa... has...
@SpeedRcrX
YOU SHUT UP! YOU SHUT YOUR GOTH MOUTH RIGHT NOW!
FireFly_9
An older...
...more successful...
...perfect in every way...
sister named, of all things, Naoko, who is a teacher in America.
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte
...I can see the family resemblance.
@SpeedRcrX
*** SpeedRcrX is away F[BLEEP]K YOU SHE IS NOT BETTER THAN ME IN ANY WAY
FireFly_9
(per her mother she is better in all the ways)
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte
And if that wasn't shocking enough, things have taken yet another turn.
Some of us from The HOTEL have found ourselves stranded out on an island located at "Point Nemo" in the Pacific ocean. A place rumored to be the site of the lost city of R'yleth and known to be the "Satellite's Graveyard" becaue it's so far from any other inhabited land that it's safe to de-orbit things around there and the closest humans are the people on the International Space Station when it flies overhead.
apparently the island is controlled by a "splinter" of Chateaux named "Kahale" who was created around the same time The HOTEL was and integrated herself with the island.
You can see what she looks like in this picture
@[ DR. XADiUM ]
Do you guys need a rescue mission?
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte
No. for one thing it's a relaxing as f[BLEEP]k beach resort.
But for another, all our instincts are telling us there's a reason we're on the island.
@Sakura X. Aino
So it's not a filler arc?
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte
I don't think so
We'll see how it plays out...
But it might be the case that anyone visiting The HOTEL gets stuck here with us so be wary of that...
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.
Hopefully things don't get too crazy in Tokyo while we're gone!!
April 18, 1998: Rei was at a Moon Princess concert, when Sailor Lead Crow attacked using Sailor Buri, determined to capture Sailor Moon. As the Senshi let loose a Sailor Planet Attack, Haruka and Sailor Neptune arrived in a shower of sakura petals, trying to kill 'taru for no good reason. Mamoru got relentlessly hit on by Chibiusa. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through a startling revelation regarding a previously overlooked minor plot point. Sailor Moon used the Starlight Honeymoon Therapy Kiss attack to win.
[08:12] <@SpeedRcrX> What better way to say, "I want to start a life together with you" than to demonstrate good judgement by blowing 20% of your annual income on a near-worthless symbol of your partner's lack of criticality / intelligence in the face of corporate advertising? Get something useful, like a down payment on a home or maybe a car.
Suburban Senshi: Taking frequent trips to the sewers of our minds.
