Christmas Twister was a really dissappointing movie. It wasn't even so much bad as boring

I TRIED TO HAVE A CHRISTMAS TWISTER OFFICE PARTY AT MUGEN BUT I GOT HR CALLED ON ME. THE 21ST CENTURY IS DEPRESSING :(

Hi Hi Minna-san!! It's day 2 of the Suburban Senshi gift pool for 2024!! As a reminder, since we have far too many friends to by gifts for, we decided to just make a common gift pool. We all threw in 2,500 yen, and we had an advanced Tomoe Research Labs AI select a "keyword" for each of us. The AI then used that keyword to search Wish.com and ordered us an item matching that word for under 2500 yen. So now we're showing each other what we got, and Hotaru-chan will explain how the word relates to the gift!!

the next person selected for was: rei-chan
their word was: snack
their item was:
 

...in what world is that a snack?

...that's disgusting

Yes the green teeth provide the... stimulation and the little hands "grasp" it for extra... fun.

...Who would stick themselves in that, Tomoe the younger?

Someone drunk, lonely and desperate.

...LEAVE ME OUTTA THIS

It looks too old

...

EWW

YO YO YO DON'T BE RACIST AGAINST ALIENS YO

Wait is Elysion not just confined to Earth?

It is yo, but it's just a place in a big-ass dream_dimension_ yo.

GROSS