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Suburban Senshi Entry #2486 - “Suburban Senshi's Twelve Days of Christmas Day 4!!”

#2486 “Suburban Senshi's Twelve Days of Christmas Day 4!!”

@spritflame

LINE chat excerpt starts - 16 December 2024 11:33PM

@[ DR. XADiUM ]11:33 PM

So yes work is still happening on the Suburban Senshi 2025 Calendar, UltraMatt is helping out a lot

@Paisley Pythia Peinforte11:34 PM

X why are you so lazy

@[ DR. XADiUM ]11:34 PM

I'm not lazy I just operate on a timescale too vast to fit in human deadlines

@Paisley Pythia Peinforte11:34 PM

That is such bulls[BLEEP]t :P

[gTV]C'est_la_V11:35 PM

(You get used it to it, Paisley-san!)

@Paisley Pythia Peinforte11:37 PM

It's been seven years, six months, thirteen days, two hours, twelve minutes and twenty seconds!

[gTV]C'est_la_V11:37 PM

(I never said you'd get used to it quick!!)

Hi Hi Minna-san!! It's day 4 of the Suburban Senshi gift pool for 2024!! As a reminder, since we have far too many friends to by gifts for, we decided to just make a common gift pool. We all threw in 2,500 yen, and we had an advanced Tomoe Research Labs AI select a "keyword" for each of us. The AI then used that keyword to search Wish.com and ordered us an item matching that word for under 2500 yen. So now we're showing each other what we got, and Hotaru-chan will explain how the word relates to the gift!!

@spritflame11:44 PM

the next person selected for was: minako-chan
their word was: patch
their item was:

[gTV]C'est_la_V11:45 PM

Ano...

@SpeedRcrX11:55 PM

Are those kevlar combat shorts or something? Stuff you would wear under your skirt?

FireFly_911:55 PM

Ah I see it. Naruhodo.

@SpeedRcrX11:55 PM

What is it, 'Taru?

FireFly_911:57 PM

It's a modern "chastity" shorts. Armored so that once you put them on, your privates are safely secured from any sort of access. They're also useful for men, keeping them "constrained" so they don't embarass themselves and making it quite painful for them to have impure thoughts.

@Paisley Pythia Peinforte11:58 PM

...chastity knickers? But I don't see any place for a key?

FireFly_912:00 AM

Paisley-san it's the twenty-first century. These would be secured by a Bluetooth connection via a mobile app. And of course, once the Software-as-a-service vendor goes out of business, the app will stop working and the shorts will forever remain locked on their wearers, causing them to die of infection once their wastes build up in their body due to lack of ability to excrete.

[gTV]C'est_la_V12:00 AM

Merry... Christmas??

@SpeedRcrX12:00 AM

LOL glad you got those and not me, Neko-chan