Then, she giggled and ogled ANOTHER lady, and I pressed the button again. She dropped to the ground, rolling in pain, but she started laughing and sweating, and then crawled over to a newsstand and grabbed an ecchi magazine!

So I kept pressing the button, and she kept laughing and her face was red and she was all sweaty and she kept acting up until she just passed out from the electrocution!

Read.

"God damnit. All this god damn HaruMako stuff sucks. All they do is f[BLEEP]k. In the gym, in the cafe at night when they think no one knows. In clubs. In hot springs. In their old high school. Everywhere, at any time, it's just HaruMako, HaruMako, HaruMako! It's like a ducking soap opera! Nobody cleans the house, or takes care of the bills, or does the goddamn laundry or trash! If it wasn't for me, everything would be falling apart. All night, it's just screaming, and moans, and thumping from their room and I HAVE F[BLEEP]KING HAD IT!!! I'M DONE! AND YOU KNOW WHAT, THEY'RE F[BLEEP]KING DONE!"

Who sent these?

It gets better :3

"I found her pansu in the coffee maker. And Mako didn't even care! She was just all love-eyed for her "Haruka-sama" and then she took her out to the park and took her.

"I'm so tired of their bulls[BLEEP]t couple bulls[BLEEP]t. I'm tired of that drunk blonde strutting around the house like some kind of entitled b[BLEEP]ch leaving her mess everywhere and being a slob. Sure, she looks perfect in public and all my friends are super excited to meet her, then they get to the house and see the f[BLEEP]king pigsty and can't of course believe it so they think we just live with a lookalike hobo bum and I'm just lying about knowing the real Ten'ou Haruka.

"When was the last time I had a f[BLEEP]king date? I don't know. My reputation is toxic, and I'm the only f[BLEEP]king responsible god damn adult in this house and I'm BARELY an adult! F[BLEEP]K THIS NOISE

Wait..

"Even when I was a baby that dumb b[BLEEP]ch would try to feed me beer when she wasn't busy f[BLEEP]king my MOM."

...mom?

In the future, guess who comes to see me, begging for just one trip back to the past so she can use some future technology to make a little tweak to the electroshock codpiece so it gives Haruka pleasure as well as pain.

(and boy, by that time, so was everybody else except for like one of your satellite senshi)

I can't... kick the s[BLEEP]t out of my own kid...

Isn't there any way to...

Relationships don't work like that.

You might be into the whole physical thing, but that's just lust. Like my lust for the King in Lavendar. That handome, thin, lithe man. Who cares if his DNA was used to create me and that he's technically my brother. He should be mine. The most forbidden of romances. Oh, my King~!

Your problem is a Drunk blonde who's become super addicted to her torture device thanks to your need to indulge a teenage crush.

And now the AI powering it is out of control thanks to your daughter who sabotaged it perfectly precisely to sink your bubbly little ship.

"Haruka Ten'ou.

Race Car Driver. Pianist."

"A woman... exploring the limits of an open relationship.

But after an overdose of electroshock aversion therapy, a startling change occurs!"

The creature is driven by horniness and pursued by half-a-dozen exes for an affair she definitely did commit.

Haruka> Ms. Sato, don't make me aroused... you wouldn't like me when I'm aroused...unless that's your thing... in which case, when are you off work again?

"Haruka Tenou is thought to be steady... and she must make the world think she IS steady, until she can find a way to finally get the ultimate harem. She has become....

THE PHILANDERING HULK(RUKA) "

And now... no woman is safe