Three times a night is a bit much

weakling

So, Setsuna-san, am I to understand that you regained your powers by destroying the relationship Haruka and I have had for years? Splitting up our marriage?!

Please, the two of you were doing that to yourselves for years, I just leveraged Makoto's teenage crush and your own peccadillos against you. :P

So does this mean that after all these years, Sailor Pluto is back?

No. Sailor "Pluto" is dead. By the future, no one believes in it as anything but a trifling celestial object, a footnote in astronomical history. I can draw no power from it.... but that's fine, because Setsuna is stronger than Pluto ever was :P

And how is that, dear.

Simple physics. The Inverse Square law. A senshi's power is weaker the further away they are from their power source - in this case, their planets of origin. That's why, for example, Michiru, if your snobby ass was pitched into the ball of gas that is Neptune, you would be as a god on your own world.

So why are you stronger now?

Because, through controversy and social media, I have made the people of this planet that I'm standing on believe in me, and thus I draw directly on their power as an alternate, more potent energy source! Respect me!

So "Pluto" is gone, but "Setsuna" has risen?

Yes. YES! All hail the new GOD, SETSUNA!

...So basically all we have to do is crash your ratings, cancel you on social media and you're f[BLEEP]ked. Got it.

...w-what? Noooooooo.... that's not it at all. You have it all wrong, Jedite

How do I have it wrong? Your power comes from idiots following you on social media. So if they cancel you

YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE SUBTLE INTRICACIES, IDIOT

Educate me?

...so it really is that simple, huh

Yup.

I can't believe that this means one day the likes of Reddit and Rotten Tomatoes could end up saving the world.