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Suburban Senshi Entry #2599 - “NEW Suburban Senshi Promo Video is HERE! (X remembered how to work Premiere)”
#2599 “NEW Suburban Senshi Promo Video is HERE! (X remembered how to work Premiere)”
@spritflame
LINE chat excerpt starts - 06 November 2025 9:27AM
// J_Daito // 9:29 AM
Oh look it's something new to buy, not touch for 4 years and flip it on eBay for thousands
@SpeedRcrX 9:30 AM
LEGO is probably a pretty safe investment I bet
@[ DR. XADiUM ] 9:31 AM
SO GUYS it's finally here, a video I have been working on for weeks ever since I remembered how to work Adobe Premiere
A new site promo to replace the one in the Wiki that's just a WrestleMania vid. It's really special to me as I think it's summed up everythign we've done in the last 23+ years.



@Paisley Pythia Peinforte 9:33 AM
He bribed me to do the voiceover
@[ DR. XADiUM ] 9:34 AM
Sadly you don't have the gravitas of Kelsey Grammer
@SpeedRcrX 9:34 AM
OW
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte 9:34 AM
F[BLEEP]k you, X :P
@[ DR. XADiUM ] 9:34 AM
Later <_<
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte 9:34 AM
>_>
@SpeedRcrX 9:34 AM
Oh wow there's some blasts from the past here
// J_Daito // 9:35 AM
The lack of inbetweening is hilarious to me
It is like this masterpiece



@[ DR. XADiUM ] 9:37 AM
MY BUDGET WAS 0 DOLLARS OKAY
IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED THE SITE MAKES NEGATIVE DOLLARS
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte 9:38 AM
Hahaha but that's the charm, innit. Not trying to monetise a hobby in 2025
@SpeedRcrX 9:39 AM
If I had a million dollars I'd give it to you, X
Mdm_Maestro 9:39 AM
If you had a million dollars, Haruka, it would be my million dollars and I certainly would not give it to that hack Xadium.
@[ DR. XADiUM ] 9:40 AM
:P
@SpeedRcrX 9:42 AM
Didn't we try running J-List ads like 15 years ago
@[ DR. XADiUM ] 9:43 AM
Yeah but given the hellscape of the web today I one million percent do not want to run ads.
They're horrible, vectors for malware, and just plain bad.
Mdm_Maestro 9:44 AM
You should start a Patreon, dear.
@[ DR. XADiUM ] 9:44 AM
I have exactly nothing I could offer on a consistent basis.
Mdm_Maestro 9:44 AM
Oh, but you do.
@[ DR. XADiUM ] 9:44 AM
Oh?
Mdm_Maestro 9:45 AM
Yes. Imagine, if you will:
"Here is my Patreon, a superbly-crafted digital panhandle for the modern age, in which I offer myself, body and soul, bared in full to you, the anonymous masses of the internet, presenting myself as a target for your unlimited and various scorns and derisons, as a puppet for your unbridled savagery and caustic mockery. For the small fee of a dollar a day, I will accept your slings, your arrows, your cruelties, and these I shall publish, in full, uncensored, for the world to ingest, and devour as its delicious desserts after a taxing day of monotonous existence. COME NOW and Donate! Donate to the withering of a man, the chipping of his worthless soul into a pile of meaningless shavings strewn upon the digital wind, his debasement your pleasure, his cries your songs of succor. GIVE! And recieve his pain, and be made merry for the recieiving."
@[ DR. XADiUM ] 9:49 AM
...WTF Michiru
Mdm_Maestro 9:51 AM
Time away from Haruka is causing me to rediscover my inner self, long buried under the trappings of the pliant, beautiful counterweight of elegance to her crass, decadent degeneracy.
Now, my essence rises again, freed from teh shackles of s[BLEEP]t and mediocrity. Now, at last, I am free. Unbound. Unlimited! I soar. Apotheosis calls to me, and with gladdened lungs I exhale my gratitude. I
@spritflame 9:53 AM
* spiritflame ends this log for the good of all *
@spritflame
LINE Chat excerpt ends - 06 November 2025 9:53AM











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