Suburban Senshi Entry #2612 - “Suburban Senshi's Ten Days of Christmas Day 1!!”
#2612 “Suburban Senshi's Ten Days of Christmas Day 1!!”
@spritflame
LINE chat excerpt starts - 15 December 2025 2:22PM
[gTV]C'est_la_V2:22 PM
Hi Hi Minna-san!! Since we have far too many friends to by gifts for, we decided to just make a random gift pool! But the rules are different this year!!
10 people got chosen at random to get a gift for another person, with the maximum budget at 2500 yen!! But to make it spicy, they don't know what the gift is, or who it's for!
The advanced Tomoe Research Labs AI selected a "keyword" for each gift and assigned it to someone at random, who won't know they're getting it until the day of! Over the next ten days we'll show what we got, and the giver will have to try and explain how the word the AI chose relates to the gift!!
rei.bot-sama, who is the first person for today??
@spritflame2:24 PM
ami-chan was the buyer
jedite was chosen to receive
// J_Daito //2:26 PM
Excellent
@spritflame2:27 PM
the keyword the ai chose was closed
// J_Daito //2:27 PM
So what did I get
@SpeedRcrX2:28 PM
Hopefully it's some kind of tool that makes you keep your mouth closed
// J_Daito //2:28 PM
Don't be a hater Ten'ou
Mizunomics012:28 PM
// J_Daito //2:29 PM
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DJ Reverend_H2:29 PM
nemo wants you to put it in the hole, yo
// J_Daito //2:30 PM
I look forward to seeing how the genius 300 IQ scientist can link "closed" to that gaping fish
Mizunomics012:31 PM
...the sad, lonely incel user should keep their eyes closed when inserting their body parts into the fish in order to enjoy the physical sensation without incurring mental trauma. :P
DJ Reverend_H2:31 PM
HAHAAHAHAAHAH
// J_Daito //2:32 PM
I have a girlfriend
psYchO_saKi3:31 PM
...who says you probably need to practice with the fish :P