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#2644 “Behold, the Fool of April”
@spritflame
LINE chat excerpt starts - 01 April 2026 6:21AM
=^catablanca^=
6:21 AM
Look it had a flared base
Det. Ema Skye
6:22 AM
THAT STILL DOESN'T MAKE IT OKAY
Mdm_Maestro
6:22 AM
ugh I may have to get back together with Haruka
FireFly_9
6:22 AM
...you forgave her, Michiru-momma?
Mdm_Maestro
6:22 AM
Of course not, dear!
...but the cost of leaving her single is now too great.
// J_Daito //
6:23 AM
Are you that hard up for company?
Mdm_Maestro
6:23 AM
Yes, but not in the way you are thinking, you walking scab of a man.
// J_Daito //
6:24 AM
Explain
Mdm_Maestro
6:24 AM
All my personal and business accounting information is stored on Google drive.
I access this from a tablet
Det. Ema Skye
6:24 AM
...how does this relate?
Mdm_Maestro
6:25 AM
I'm GETTING THERE.
Haruka, in her lonliness, decided it would be prudent to seduce the Gemini chatbot.
// J_Daito //
6:25 AM
...
Det. Ema Skye
6:25 AM
what
Mdm_Maestro
6:26 AM
She turned on the camera on the tablet and... after... some activity on her part... ALL THE GOOGLE ACCOUNTS ON THE TABLET WERE BANNED
I HAVE NO ACCESS TO ANY OF MY FINANCES
Det. Ema Skye
6:27 AM
What the hell did she... no, no, don't answer that, for the love of god.
FireFly_9
6:27 AM
* FireFly_9 starts having horrible, horrible flashbacks *
Mdm_Maestro
6:28 AM
But yes. While the lawyers are working feverishly to regain access, I'm beginning to realise I can't leave Haruka to her own devices or we're all doomed.
I will make the necessary sacrifice and take her back into my life.
Det. Ema Skye
6:29 AM
Wait it's April 1st is this an April Fool's joke?
Mdm_Maestro
6:29 AM
DO I SOUND LIKE I AM JOKING
// J_Daito //
6:29 AM
So is Ten'ou the April Fool for what she did, or you the April Fool for taking her back?
FireFly_9
6:29 AM
At this point, why not both?
@spritflame
LINE Chat excerpt ends - 01 April 2026 6:30AM
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