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Suburban Senshi Entry #2651 - “React / Review: Sailor Moon: The Miracle Moon Palace Chapter Deluxe Show”
#2651 “React / Review: Sailor Moon: The Miracle Moon Palace Chapter Deluxe Show”
@spritflame
LINE chat excerpt starts - 24 April 2026 7:20AM
@[ DR. XADiUM ] 7:21 AM
With this economy it's getting to where I want to start up a Patreon, but I have no idea what to offer
setsy_meiou 7:22 AM
We've had this discussion. Just humiliate and debase yourself on a monthly basis.
@SpeedRcrX 7:23 AM
Hey someone posted up a start to finish runthrough of the "Sailormoon: The Miracle Moon Palace Chapter Deluxe Show" on youtube:



DJ Reverend_H 7:23 AM
I read that as "Goon Palace" yo
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 7:23 AM
not far off
@SpeedRcrX 7:24 AM
"We built this palace just for tonight" she says. That's so f[BLEEP]king wasteful
Mdm_Maestro 7:25 AM
Says the woman who changes cars like she changes shirts
// J_Daito // 7:26 AM
Elon Musk must hate them so much for beating him to the moon
@SpeedRcrX 7:27 AM
No his hardon is for Mars
// J_Daito // 7:27 AM
Isn't it everyone's
flame_SNIPER 7:27 AM
Disgusting.
@SpeedRcrX 7:39 AM
OMG
Did the... did the enemy just emerge out of a Disco Ball




FireFly_9 7:40 AM
How is this different from what usually happens.
At least she has more than a one-word vocabulary.
GERMATOID 7:40 AM
LOOK I HAD A BUDGET
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert 7:41 AM
Hey Chibiusa why are you still in a school uniform there?
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 7:42 AM
Because Mama refuses to acknowledge I'm getting older
Because if she does she has to admit I'm capable of graduating
SOMETHING SHE NEVER DID
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte 7:43 AM
Wait what
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 7:43 AM
Think about it, Paisley-san
The battle with Galaxia happened when she was in High School
Papa dies and comes back
They hook up
@SpeedRcrX 7:44 AM
Did not need this mental picture
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 7:44 AM
I'm conceptualized
// J_Daito // 7:44 AM
Did not need that mental picture
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 7:44 AM
She was 16
// J_Daito // 7:44 AM
TEEN PREGNANT
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 7:45 AM
You think she finished high school?
@SpeedRcrX 7:45 AM
...this explains so much
....about everything
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 7:46 AM
She lived off her sweet "Sugar Daddy" until she aged out of his bracket
Sure they kept getting back together but he just wants that America-jin
ScoutGrl_95 7:46 AM
OH MY SWEET JAPANESE DARIEN
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 7:47 AM
F[BLEEP]K OFF WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING HIM THAT
ScoutGrl_95 7:47 AM
Don't be a meanie, Reenie!
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 7:47 AM
WHAT THE HELL IS A RINI
// J_Daito // 7:48 AM
Something even more annoying than you, Turnip head
@SpeedRcrX 7:49 AM
LOL of COURSE Mercury gets trapped by the villain first
Tries to flex and just gets pwned
Mizunomics01 7:49 AM
...all is strategem
@SpeedRcrX 7:51 AM
"I have an idea!" Chibiusa says, and promptly nopes the f[BLEEP]k out
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 7:51 AM
It's a VALID IDEA
@SpeedRcrX 7:52 AM
Also why the f[BLEEP]k don't people Celshade their 3D animations? Why does it always look like upscaled PS2 graphics? Mobage have better character models than this
// J_Daito // 7:53 AM
Takeuchi had years to come up with a new concept and her answer was a villain who sucks people into a disco ball. Do you think they wanted to put in anything more than the least amount of effort here
@SpeedRcrX 7:54 AM
So X the 25th anniversary is next year are you going to be similarly lazy
@[ DR. XADiUM ] 7:54 AM
I have the concept of a plan :P
Mdm_Maestro 7:57 AM
Might I also add how disappointed I am in the musical aspect of this presentation. It's merely a choir endlessly intoning passionless variations of the same tortured moan, again and again for 15 minutes. there is no energy, no joy, no spark of dynamism
@SpeedRcrX 7:57 AM
LOL that s[BLEEP]t went out in the 90s. GenZ doesn't understand or appreciate the Epic
Back in the day you had people singing "Sailor Mazz! Sailor Mazz!" to a disco beat as she got ready to light your ass on fire. Now it's a weakass church choir warbling as Usagi shots glitter




Oh look the Disco Ball became a Disco Spider Ass
// J_Daito // 8:02 AM
Implication: They were all trapped in her ass
IrnChef_Jovian 8:02 AM
Disco Ass.
@SpeedRcrX 8:04 AM
And of course the solve as always is for us to be Usagi's battery
GERMATOID 8:04 AM
THE COMPACT ENTERED RGB MODE
@SpeedRcrX 8:05 AM
It's the 2020s everything has to have RGBs
FireFly_9 8:06 AM
Is her new attack named after the Theme Park
@SpeedRcrX 8:08 AM
lol not beating the allegations




flame_SNIPER 8:09 AM
Hmph. What happened in High School is none of your business
[gTV]C'est_la_V 8:09 AM
Exactly!!
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte 8:09 AM
Wait what
@SpeedRcrX 8:09 AM
* SpeedRcrX nosebleeds *
FOR REAL?
flame_SNIPER 8:09 AM
Feel free to imagine what you want
It's none of your concern
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte 8:11 AM
A thousand shippers just felt vindicated
ScoutGrl_95 8:13 AM
THEY'RE JUST GOOD FRIENDS!!!
// J_Daito // 8:13 AM
...Who are you going to f[BLEEP]k, your enemies?
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte 8:13 AM
"Enemies-to-lovers" is a valid genre.
// J_Daito // 8:14 AM
Good point
@SpeedRcrX 8:16 AM




LOL all the ships got paired except Mako/Ami
Mizunomics01 8:16 AM
Tch
IrnChef_Jovian 8:16 AM
Huh?
// J_Daito // 8:16 AM
LOL
Some things never change
@spritflame
LINE Chat excerpt ends - 24 April 2026 8:17AM
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