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Suburban Senshi Entry #2677 - “It's the Anniversary! But not the one you were expecting...”
#2677 “It's the Anniversary! But not the one you were expecting...”
@spritflame
LINE chat excerpt starts – 24 August 2026 7:49PM
[gTV]C'est_la_V7:50 PM
Ne ne! The site becomes Twenty Four years old tomorrow!!

That's how old I was when the site started!!
// J_Daito //7:52 PM
So what you're saying is you're old
[gTV]C'est_la_V7:52 PM
You're over ten thousand!! You're super-ancient!!
// J_Daito //7:53 PM
I prefer the term "A handsome ancient god amongst men"

But more important than tomorrow's stupid little anniversary of suburbansenshi.com, there's today's super-special anniversary
[gTV]C'est_la_V7:54 PM
What happened today??
// J_Daito //7:54 PM
Twenty years ago today...

in 2006...

The International Astronomical Union stripped Pluto of its status as a planet, turning it into nothing more than a number.

Causing the greatest senshi crashout ever
Setsu_NAH!7:56 PM
Oh did you think you were going to anger me, Jedite?

No. Because ever since I traded my source of power from "the belief in the planet Pluto" to "belief in the Social Media Influencer Meioh Setsuna", not only have I gotten even stronger in this polaarized media hellscape, but I got the chance to get that a[BLEEP]le spokesman for the ERRORS of the IAU, Neil DeGrasse Tyson, on my show, "Setsu-NAH!" and I finally gave him his due.







FINALLY VENGEANCE IS MINE

I HAVE THE POWER!
FireFly_97:59 PM
...and the ego to match
@spritflame
LINE chat excerpt ends – 24 August 2026 7:59PM











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