Suburban Senshi Entry #2678 - “Suburban Senshi: It's 24 but without Kevin Costner but with the Waterboarding”
#2678 “Suburban Senshi: It's 24 but without Kevin Costner but with the Waterboarding”
LINE chat excerpt starts – 25 August 2026 3:31PM
Okay I don't know why you think a lot of cosmetic puffs look like buttplugs but that's a you problem.
Yo I just see the world like it is, yo
Today 「 Suburban Senshi 」 is 24 years old!! Wai, Wai!!
You mean despite Xadium's consistent attempts to not update it?
Wow, 2002... Back when Yahoo, MSN and AOL were the top three sites on Internet...
Yahoo is still around, like some kind of c[BLEEP]kroach
Much like yourself, dear.
So is 「 Suburban Senshi 」 like The Godfather? Does it insist upon itself?
I really think at this point it does.
Does this mean we're now in 25th anniversary year hypebeast mode?
LOL what does that mean, X-chan gets super busy doing nothing for most of the year then panics right before August?? wwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Oh? Take this
Decisive Evidence from just this morning, you foolish fool!

Chat it CLEARLY SAYS I was just resting my eyes
You know, metafictionally you're just about at that point where the site will have been around for more than half your life. CONSIDER THAT
Well some people who visit here have children who were not born when this started.
And some children born in our neck of the woods are almost old enough to drink~
i was created in 2003; i am one such example
I bet you drink every time you think about your life when you were first made, rei.bot-sama
I have deleted those memories ☠
I remember for the both of us :)
only as long as you continue to breathe ☠
you can always choke me, mommy~
So what are the 25th anniversary plans, X?
That's a great question, Akane.
You see
LINE chat excerpt ends – 25 August 2026 3:48PM
