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#2689 “Happy Birthday Sakura-chan! Enjoy the Vegetable World!!”
 @spritflame LINE chat excerpt starts – 11 October 2026 4:13PM Chiba_M4:13 PM
Chris Hansen is a liar and has no credibility
 Mdm_Maestro4:14 PM
That;s going to be your epitaph, isn't it
 [gTV]C'est_la_V4:14 PM
Happy Happy Birthday Sakura-chan!!
  GolD_lux4:15 PM
Happy Birthday mom!
 @Sakura X. Aino4:15 PM
Thanks you guysssss
 // J_Daito //4:18 PM
Future kids of future kids it's all so mind-melting
@Sakura X. Aino4:19 PM
This is probably a good time to remind everyone the 「 Suburban Senshi 」 Timeline exists and it's searchable now!
[gTV]C'est_la_V4:20 PM
So how old are you, Sakura-chaaaan??
@Sakura X. Aino4:20 PM
Ollllllld
// J_Daito //4:20 PM
Too old for this s[BLEEP]t?
@Sakura X. Aino4:21 PM
I transcended that a loooong time ago, which is why I've basically abandoned the art of aggressive alliteration.
// J_Daito //4:21 PM
You just did it
@Sakura X. Aino4:21 PM
I deny all charges!!
 @[ DR. XADiUM ]5:54 PM
Happy Birthday Sakura!
@Sakura X. Aino5:54 PM
Thanks pop!!
GolD_lux5:54 PM
You're late why aren't you at the party?
@[ DR. XADiUM ]5:56 PM
I had to go pick up the gift Matsumi got her
@Sakura X. Aino5:56 PM
What is it?
@[ DR. XADiUM ]5:57 PM
...yes.  // J_Daito //5:57 PM
Isn't that the lizard baby from the miniseries V in the 80's
 Vermellia X. Rosso5:58 PM
Naw it's gotta be pickle Rick!
 DJ Reverend_H5:58 PM
yo it's ribbed for her pleasure yo
 @Texas_Samurai5:59 PM
Th' look on her face is "Ah gotta put that WHERE now?"
 @SpeedRcrX5:59 PM
dead
@Sakura X. Aino5:59 PM
As she would be after attempting that <_<
 Setsu_NAH!5:59 PM
WHERE CAN I OBTAIN THIS MASSIVE ITEM
DJ Reverend_H6:00 PM
yo i gotta massive item yo
Setsu_NAH!6:00 PM
No.
@spritflame LINE chat excerpt ends – 11 October 2026 6:14PMThanks to UltraMatt for Matsumi's Birthday gift!! 
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Suburban Senshi: Wreck everyone and leave.