#740: “A Festivus for the Rest of Us!”

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[00:06] *** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[00:06] <@spiritflame> Irasshai --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
[00:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I got the festivus pole, we're good to go
[00:07] <FireFly_9> I saw you rip it out from under the awning of the Fruits market.
[00:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So what, those pagans don't celebrate Festivus anyway, what do they need it for
[00:08] <Mdm_Maestro> Be glad, Haruka, that I am allowing you in for this Festivus celebration.
[00:08] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So *nice* of you to shut off the autoguns tonight, Michi
[00:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Is everyone else here?
[00:09] <FireFly_9> More oe less. yes.
[00:11] * C'est_la_V doesn't understand festivus
[00:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well it's a holiday for people who don't want to get caught up in the religioius and commercial baggage of christmas but want an excuse to have fun on the holidays instead of sitting home moping
[00:13] <FireFly_9> The pole is plain and unadorned because it lacks the ostentatious commercial trappings of a christmas tree.
[00:13] <// J_Daito //> Weren't the rules loosened to allow some modest decoration?
[00:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WE ARE ADHERENTS TO THE ONE TRUE FESTIVUS IN THIS HOUSE, JED
[00:14] * // J_Daito // nods.
[00:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Someone! Recite the litany!
[00:16] * GERMATOID ADOPTS A SOLEMN EXPRESSION
[00:18] <GERMATOID> ONE DAY A LONG LONG TIME AGO, IN A SHOPPING MALL FAR, FAR AWAY, A WISE MAN REACHED OUT, TRYING TO SECURE A DOLL FOR HIS SON. BUT THEN ANOTHER MAN REACHED FOR THE SAME DOLL. HE BEGAN TO RAIN BLOWS DOWN UPON THIS OTHER MAN WITH GREAT VENGEANCE AND FURIOUS ANGER... BUT THEN, THE SPIRIT OF FESTIVUS TOOK HOLD IN THIS MAN, AND HE REALIZED... THERE HAD TO BE... ANOTHER WAY.
[00:24] <H3LLi05> ohom salama a slamaa frank
[00:24] <FireFly_9> amen
[00:24] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> and so it was that festivus was born
[00:25] * C'est_la_V half-quarter understands
[00:26] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Out of that carnage child, a new holiday was born. "A Festivus for the Rest of us."
[00:26] <C'est_la_V> Ah... so...
[00:26] <C'est_la_V> And for this dinner we're having Pizza and Beer??
[00:27] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You may feast upon what you wish, this year, as heads of the household, we picked our favourite foods.
[00:27] * C'est_la_V nods
[00:31] * @spiritflame finds this belief system fascinating
[00:31] <@Dr_Xadium> The pole has a very high strength-to-weight ratio....
[00:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> My pole is always hard
[00:32] <H3LLi05> mine too
[00:32] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> ...
[00:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> As is traditional, the tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances.
[00:33] <C'est_la_V> eh?
[00:34] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE!! AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA HEAR THEM!
[00:36] <C'est_la_V> ...whoah...
[00:37] <FireFly_9> We'll all get our turn.
[00:37] <Mdm_Maestro> This should be rich.
[00:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Even YOU will respect the festivus, Michi
[10:00] <Mdm_Maestro> (darkly) Of course I will, Haruka... of course I will.
[10:20] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Heh.
[10:21] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> First off... there's Jedite
[10:21] <// J_Daito //> Oh, you have a problem with me?!
[10:21] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah... that time you logged on and pretended to be Michiru and f[BLEEP]king made me humilate myself in front of everyone.
[10:21] <Mdm_Maestro> .... What.
[10:22] <@Dr_Xadium> You were still banned at the time.
[10:22] <// J_Daito //> Hah that was hilarious if I do say so myself
[10:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh yeah, f[BLEEP]king great
[10:22] * C'est_la_V still has nightmares about that
[10:23] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> And 'Taru-chan... that time you f[BLEEP]king set me up with Micheal instead of LaToya Jackson
[10:23] <FireFly_9> How was I to know the difference?!
[10:23] <Mdm_Maestro> Yes, who would actually get close enough to check?
[10:24] <@Dr_Xadium> Have they ever been seen at the same place at the same time in recent history?
[10:24] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> YOU SET ME UP with a guy who makes ELIOS look like a NUN
[10:24] <H3LLi05> I'd do LaToya, yo.
[10:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh so you like Chicks with [BLEEP]s?
[10:25] <H3LLi05> Look who's talking, ur-Anus
[10:25] <// J_Daito //> That's MY joke, Horseface
[10:26] <H3LLi05> Hah and it's a small one too, Dark General foo
[10:26] <H3LLi05> Just like you
[10:26] <// J_Daito //> Why YOU
[10:26] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'M NOT DONE WITH MY GRIEVANCES
[10:26] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Chibiusa- you went and got your ass adopted into MY FAMILY
[10:27] <FireFly_9> ...becoming my sister... ><
[10:27] <Mdm_Maestro> WHAT FAMILY, YOU UNCOMMITTED FRAUD!
[10:27] <C'est_la_V> Ne... aren't all the senshi like sisters?
[10:28] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> in wich case zedum is mai brudder in law
[10:28] <@Dr_Xadium> Ugh
[10:28] <H3LLi05> I could do wit a hot sista act, yo
[10:28] <C'est_la_V> Keh
[10:29] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Neko... YOU were the traitorous Jezebel who enticed Hotaru-chan to move out of my house
[10:29] <C'est_la_V> Hey when you say it like that it makes it sound all ecchi!!
[10:29] <FireFly_9> Haruka-poppa: Like I needed enticement :P
[10:29] <H3LLi05> Whoa, did I miss some hot lemony Doujin action?
[10:30] <FireFly_9> If there was, *I* wasn't involved!
[10:30] * FireFly_9 glares at Xadium
[10:30] * @Dr_Xadium turns red
[10:30] <H3LLi05> Whoa, you wanted to be? With HIM!?
[10:30] <FireFly_9> OF COURSE NOT!
[10:30] <@Dr_Xadium> RIGHT!
[10:31] * C'est_la_V looks between the two of them
[10:31] <FireFly_9> What!?
[10:31] <@Dr_Xadium> I only have eyes for Mina. I mean Hotaru, I think of you as a little sister.
[10:32] <H3LLi05> Ooh, hot incestuous H-game action!
[10:33] <FireFly_9> Can someone please kick him.
[10:33] * @spiritflame notes there can be no kicking during the airing of grievances.
[10:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> It is the festivus way. Now, Arty...
[10:33] <=^catablanca^=> yeah, mate?
[10:34] * =^catablanca^= is now known as The Rat Hunter
[10:34] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...
[10:34] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You're the jackass who scarred me for life showing me Neko's DVD that had the naked Hasselhoff on it... with PUPPIES
[10:35] <C'est_la_V> egh
[10:35] * @Dr_Xadium cries a little
[10:35] <Mdm_Maestro> Ahh, David-sama, where are you now...
[10:36] <The Rat Hunter> Not moy fault, mate... if'n she hadn't staated up with thot kurazy pictsha war, nona dis woulda happened
[10:36] * The Rat Hunter is gnawing on a rodent for non-existent cameras
[10:37] <C'est_la_V> YOU were the one who started it by showing X-chan's breakfast in bed picture of me :P
[10:37] <FireFly_9> Yes, letting the lid loose on a poorly kept secret round these parts in the process :P
[10:38] * @Dr_Xadium turns red
[10:38] <@Dr_Xadium> Now now, wasn't that all resolved.
[10:39] <C'est_la_V> Hmph
[10:39] <The Rat Hunter> Hmph
[10:39] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah well I still have f[BLEEP]king nightmares.
[10:40] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Michi - I You locked me out with AUTOGUNS, and shoot up anyone or anything that tries to give me aid or comfort under my tree out there
[10:40] <Mdm_Maestro> You know all you have to do is message me, and say "I have the ring" and this will all be over.
[10:40] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What the f[BLEEP]k, are you Gollum or something?
[10:40] <Mdm_Maestro> Yes, my precious
[10:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...
[10:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> And Elios, your punk ass f[BLEEP]ked me up this year when you introduced us all to Sailor Moon's salty chocolate balls.
[10:42] <H3LLi05> You know you want to lick 'em.
[10:42] <FireFly_9> Ugh.
[10:42] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i went ammao chuns sltay c[BLEEP]kolat balz
[10:42] <FireFly_9> Elios AND Chibiusa at the dinner table... this is no way to enjoy a meal.
[10:43] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> those balls are mine, small lady
[10:43] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> NEW FACKIGN WHEY, BICH
[10:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> And X, I have a grudge against YOU for always doing Minako fanart instead of my superbad self
[10:44] <C'est_la_V> Jealous, Haruka-san??
[10:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I STARTED ALL THIS, I should be getting the visual love
[10:44] <H3LLi05> f[BLEEP]k that, dude who dresses like a lady
[10:45] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That's Michael JAckson, you moron, I go the OTHER WAY
DCC Chat Session
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Client: @Dr_Xadium
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Acknowledging Chat Request...
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[10:45] <C'est_la_V> ?
[10:46] <@Dr_Xadium> My latest Illustrator work (possibly NFSW, 14+) --> https://suburbansenshi.com/x/minarest.jpg
[10:46] <C'est_la_V> Ooh ♡ was that after... heh
[10:47] * @Dr_Xadium chuckles
[10:47] <C'est_la_V> Haruka-san would blow her stick if she saw you did another one, domo ^_^
[10:48] <@Dr_Xadium> I might need to umm... make another "reference sketch" later... will you be available?
[10:48] <C'est_la_V> ^_~
[10:48] <C'est_la_V> Always, anata... eheheh
[10:48] <@Dr_Xadium> hehehe... Oh, Jedite's starting.
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DCC Session Closed


[10:49] <// J_Daito //> Well that's because you're too weak, Ten'ou
[10:49] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I stopped sparring with you because your ass got too CHEAP
[10:49] <// J_Daito //> LEANR TO FLY already... everyone who's ANYONE can fly
[10:51] <// J_Daito //> And Tomoe, I have a problem with you not recognizing what a manly MAN I am.
[10:52] <FireFly_9> Hah, you are so far removed from my idea of the manly male that it isn't even a joke.
[10:52] <C'est_la_V> SO Hotaru-chan HAS an ideal man? What's he like, ne. ne??
[10:52] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ooh this should be good
[10:52] <FireFly_9> What... I haven't given any thought to the matter :P
[10:53] <C'est_la_V> Is he strong like Jedite, Or rough like Elios, or gentle like X-chan or nuts like your papa??
[10:53] <GERMATOID> I'M NOT NUTS, JUST TRAIL MIX
[10:53] <GERMATOID> MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[10:54] <FireFly_9> ...I would prefer not to discuss men.
[10:54] <H3LLi05> Ho s[BLEEP]t, so all the old doujin were true / you and Chibiusa a happy pair make do
[10:54] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> fak dats disGASTing
[10:54] <FireFly_9> Certainly not! I prefer the opposite gender!
[10:55] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> SO YOU DO HAVE A PREFERENCE
[10:55] <FireFly_9> I will not speak of this any further.
[10:55] * C'est_la_V will talk to you about it later, ne ^_^
[10:55] <FireFly_9> ><
[10:56] <// J_Daito //> And Souichi, I blame you for not finishing the Beryl Clone so I could KILL her and prove my manly worth as opposed to the JOKE that my character became in PSGM.
[10:56] <GERMATOID> HEY THEY BROKE ALL MY CLONING GEAR
[10:57] <C'est_la_V> We're not going to let Beryl loose on the Earth again
[10:57] <H3LLi05> Yeah, because all you flat b[BLEEP]ches know she got BACK not like you skinny HACKS
[10:57] <C'est_la_V> When this Festivus is over...
[10:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Now now, Festivus is like Las Vegas... what happens here, stays here
[10:58] <Mdm_Maestro> Those are insipid commercials.
[10:58] <// J_Daito //> Spore, I hate the way you hump my leg like a FIRE HYDRANT
[10:58] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> itz all da askshun ull evar gat, bich, sew b glid!11
[10:59] <// J_Daito //> ... you little...
[10:59] <H3LLi05> hahaha at least she humps my pump yo
[10:59] <FireFly_9> I wish to be excused for vomitus
[10:59] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> No, 'Taru, the circle must remain unbroken.
[11:00] <// J_Daito //> Aino... you brought forth that NAKO creature onto the world!
[11:00] <C'est_la_V> Nako-chan is cute!! Don't insult my precious Nako-chan!!
[11:01] <FireFly_9> Cute like a seafoam Elios whose HEAD Was bashed against the wall one too many times
[11:01] <H3LLi05> I'd hit it
[11:01] <FireFly_9> Unbelievable.
[11:01] <// J_Daito //> And you, Lunar cat... foiling my plans for world domination as the catman
[11:03] <The Rat Hunter> and see kiddies, rats don't really feel pain loike you or me, sew when i rip dere little 'eds off, dey tink it's a fin new experience before I shov 'em down me gullet! YUM!
[11:03] <// J_Daito //> ...AND FOR NOW BEING SO LAME AS TO MAKE ME SEEM THE FOOL WHEN PEOPLE REALIZE YOU BEAT ME
[11:03] <Mdm_Maestro> You don't need help looking the fool, dear.
[11:04] <// J_Daito //> And Time hag... you treated me like just so much MAN MEAT
[11:04] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> it was a means to an end, jedite
[11:04] <// J_Daito //> How could you use, me, abuse me so? Do I not have feelings? If you pricke me, do I not make someone else bleed in retaliation?
[11:05] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> poor baby, want setsy-momma to make it all better wetter
[11:05] <// J_Daito //> DON'T PUSH ME, GHOUL
[11:06] <// J_Daito //> And Time Lord, you replaced me with Aino as host of Ask the Suburban Senshi
[11:06] <@Dr_Xadium> Minako was more talented than you
[11:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL SPORE is more "talented" than Jed
[11:06] <@Dr_Xadium> I *meant* in a production sense.
[11:06] <// J_Daito //> Yeah, there's so much "production" going on the segment DIED.
[11:07] * @Dr_Xadium turns red
[11:07] <C'est_la_V> I'm not giving it back.
[11:07] <// J_Daito //> I'll take it back, woman.
[11:07] <C'est_la_V> You mean like that time I LIT YOUR ASS ON FIRE
[11:08] <// J_Daito //> ...
[11:08] <// J_Daito //> I believe it's Tomoe's turn.
[11:08] * FireFly_9 cracks her knuckles
[11:09] <FireFly_9> Haruka-poppa, I am upset with you for buying yourself a present on my birthday, something I hope you are not unwise enough to do again this upcoming year.
[11:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hey you got a ferrarri out of it :P
[11:10] <FireFly_9> Jedite, I blame you for kissing me after the Miss Dream incident.
[11:10] <// J_Daito //> YOU KISSED ME.
[11:10] <FireFly_9> I most certainly did not.
[11:10] <C'est_la_V> You're "Distressing" your memory, Hotaru-chan.
[11:10] <The Rat Hunter> "repressing", luv
[11:11] <FireFly_9> I most certainly am not. He took advatage of me in my weakened state to fulfill his lustful desires.
[11:11] <// J_Daito //> YOU slipped ME the tongue.
[11:11] <FireFly_9> Impossible.
[11:12] <FireFly_9> Papa, I'm angry at you for doing... what you did with Haruka-poppa and Michiru-momma when they were your students at Mugen and then TALKING ABOUT IT
[11:12] <GERMATOID> HEY THEY CAME TO ME
[11:12] * Mdm_Maestro shuffles uncomfortably
[11:12] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- coughs
[11:13] <GERMATOID> YOU DON'T THINK THOSE TWO WOULD HAVE PASSED BIO ON THEIR OWN, DO YOU
[11:13] <FireFly_9> Stop it! I don't want to know! Any more!
[11:14] <FireFly_9> Chibiusa-chan: You damaged me by renting that "Fill Bill" adult film instead of "Kill Bill" like you were supposed to
[11:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'll never be able to forget David Carradine and the Pneumatic Airhose
[11:15] * C'est_la_V shudders
[11:15] <H3LLi05> That s[BLEEP]t was sick yo, it even shrank my big [BLEEP]k
[11:16] <FireFly_9> Minako-sempai... I blame you for choosing to drop all discretion and just become obnoxious about your... private life at the cost of Artemis' and my sleep.
[11:17] <C'est_la_V> Hey I never complained when you practiced your Celtic chanting late at night!!
[11:17] <FireFly_9> AS IF YOU COULD HEAR IT
[11:17] <C'est_la_V> One day, you'll understand, and then you'll apologize to me!!
[11:18] <FireFly_9> Unlikely in the EXTREME
[11:18] <FireFly_9> Artemis, I'm mad at you for using my wastepaper bin as a litterbox during those noisy times.
[11:19] <The Rat Hunter> Oh, roite luv, loike I culd go in Mina's room wit all da ruckus
[11:19] <// J_Daito //> WILL YOU STOP TALKING LIKE THAT YOU STUPID CAT
[11:19] <The Rat Hunter> Oy'm educatin' da kiddies, dingo-breath!
[11:20] <FireFly_9> Elios, you damamged me with that time you spent almost "target="new">15 minutes saying "Kawaii na" to me in the style of some indecent AV video.
[11:20] <H3LLi05> You know it made you hot for the horse, baby
[11:20] <FireFly_9> Disgusting.
[11:21] <FireFly_9> Papa, it's your turn.
[11:23] <GERMATOID> FIRST OF ALL I BLAME ALL OF YOU FOR STOPPING MY BERYL CLONING EXPERIMENT, I REALLY WANTED TO SEE IF SHE HAD BACK
[11:23] <H3LLi05> you're not the only one, pops
[11:23] <GERMATOID> HOTARU-CHAN, I'M MAD AT YOU FOR NOT LOSSENING UP AND PLAYING NICELY WITH THE OTHERS, YOU'RE A WET BLANKET
[11:23] <FireFly_9> ...
[11:24] <H3LLi05> her blanket would be a lot wetter if she played with me / she'd feel a lot better
[11:24] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> fak elioz dnt b hatting on anudedr women wen ur pinces siz rite here
[11:24] <H3LLi05> spore, you be a nasty skank who[BLEEP]
[11:25] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> DA FICK U SEY, BICH!?
[11:25] <GERMATOID> SETSUNA-KUN... I BLAME YOU FOR NOT COMING DOWN TO THE LAB AND PLAYING TWISTER WITH ME
[11:25] <FireFly_9> Ugh!
[11:26] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> ...hakase...!
[11:26] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 smiles cryptically
[11:26] <GERMATOID> LEFT HAND ON GREEN? MUHAHAHAHAHAHA
[11:26] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 winks
[11:26] <FireFly_9> N-No...
[11:26] <C'est_la_V> Masaka...
[11:27] <FireFly_9> Chibiusa-chan! Your turn!
[11:27] <GERMATOID> RRWOR
[11:27] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 giggles enigmatically
[11:27] <FireFly_9> YOUR TURN CHIBIUSA
[11:27] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> harackra ur a bich 4 nit gifing mi mony evan do u adipted mi
[11:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> YOU adopted yourself, spore
[11:28] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> sew wat i deserv monies frum u
[11:28] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- pitches you a penny, don't spend it all in one place
[11:28] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> facker!
[11:29] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> geydit, i h8 u 4 kassing mi when i lost dat stopid pole
[11:29] <// J_Daito //> You kissed the Kerry-Youma
[11:29] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> dat sit wuz disgastang
[11:29] <// J_Daito //> You should talk, O Humper of LEGS
[11:30] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> horatru-chun, i blem u 4 nit soping mai descent in2 immoraliti
[11:30] <FireFly_9> W-what?! Do you know how hard I tried?
[11:30] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> This year you did kind of just let things slide, Hotaru.
[11:31] <FireFly_9> I considered the fact she was now going after her own *species* to be something of an improvement!
[11:31] <H3LLi05> don't be a speciest, b[BLEEP]ch!
[11:31] <FireFly_9> Silence, wretch!
[11:32] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> profassor, i h8 u 4 nit bang a hit a men as i thot u ware
[11:33] <GERMATOID> I DUNNO ABOUT YOU BUT I HAD FUN
[11:33] <FireFly_9> I don't want to hear this, don't want to hear this.
[11:34] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> u ware nuting spechal bich
[11:34] <GERMATOID> YOU DIDN'T STICK AROUND LONG ENOUGH TO FEEL THE POWER OF THE AUGEMENTED HUMAN GERMATOID
[11:35] <FireFly_9> will you please stop talking about this
[11:35] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> Mikakno, i h8 u 4 being a bich an nit latting zedum adipt me!
[11:36] <C'est_la_V> Hah! Who'd WANT You for a child! If we're gonna have one, we'll make our own, ne, X-chan!!
[11:36] * @Dr_Xadium turns red again
[11:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> s[BLEEP]t, it's Xadium the Red-faced Time Lord! Santa could use you for his sleigh you do that so much
[11:36] <// J_Daito //> LOL
[11:36] <@Dr_Xadium> ><
[11:37] <C'est_la_V> hehehe
[11:37] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> an ray-butt ur alweyz fiting wit mi
[11:37] * @spiritflame notes if you stopped calling her "ray BUTT" you might have a better chance at survival
[11:37] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> fak off, bich
[11:38] * @spiritflame will REMEMBER that
[11:38] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> elioz i hate u 4 trying 2 b a god giy aftar da miss deam sit
[11:39] <H3LLi05> Yeah well these ass[BLEEP]s wouldn't give me a chance, so I gave up on da good guy dance
[11:39] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> a fastifvus mirakle
[11:39] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> puu, i h8 u 4 trying 2 tak mai mamo chun, BICH
[11:39] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> "trying", small lady? Heh.
[11:40] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> WAT. DA FICK U TALKING ABUT, WALLIS?!
[11:40] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 smiles enigmatically
[11:40] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK
[11:40] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> an Zedum, i h8 ur az 4 nat seeing a god ting an adpiteing mi
[11:41] <@Dr_Xadium> You are nature's argument for the vasectomy, Chibiusa.
[11:41] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ..|..
[11:41] * C'est_la_V smacks Chibiusa "That's my--" nevermind
[11:42] * @Dr_Xadium sighs
[11:42] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> heh
[11:43] <The Rat Hunter> ya well oy got sum grades 2, blokes. Loike Haruka, u outed da secrete a' wear moi magical oytems came frum
[11:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man, everyone knows they come out of your ass.
[11:43] <C'est_la_V> Yeah. Really.
[11:43] <The Rat Hunter> An Minako-luv, you went n' showed da world dat picture o' me wit da other woman
[11:44] <C'est_la_V> That was retaliation!!
[11:44] <The Rat Hunter> U shuld be thankin' me, luv, if I hadn't done thot, u wuldn't hav yer ring today
[11:45] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Don't mention rings.
[11:45] * Mdm_Maestro GLARES at Haruka
[11:46] <The Rat Hunter> An even tho she's not 'ere, I wanna giv a special shout ot to LUNA, thot two-timin' astronaut lovin', fat cat jumpin' plushie humpin' underage alien bathin' TRAITOR WOMAN who wants ta rob me outta house n' home!
[11:47] * C'est_la_V pets Artemis
[11:47] <H3LLi05> Oh damn, petting him in FRONT of your man, that's harsh
[11:47] <C'est_la_V> NOT THAT KIND OF PETTING, BAKAYARO
[11:48] <H3LLi05> I love it when you talk dirty to me, V
[11:48] <C'est_la_V> Grrrr
[11:48] <Mdm_Maestro> Ahem. I do believe it's my turn.
[11:48] <Mdm_Maestro> Haruka. I blame you for not giving me my wedding proposal.
[11:49] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I blame YOU for wanting one!
[11:49] <Mdm_Maestro> You've had your turn.
[11:49] <Mdm_Maestro> I blame you for everything that's wrong in my life, from the day of my birth until this point and possibly everything beyond.
[11:50] <Mdm_Maestro> Jedite. I blame you for devising that furry punishment which so disgraced me those months ago.
[11:50] <// J_Daito //> You got what you deserved for trying a channel takeover.
[11:50] <Mdm_Maestro> Hotaru-chan: I fault you for replacing me on the team for the Senshi'ichi Budokai contest.
[11:51] <FireFly_9> That was not this last year, stop dredging up ancient history.
[11:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dammit whatever happened to that thing, I was supposed to be next up.
[11:51] <Mdm_Maestro> Chibiusa-chan: I fault you for being an eyesore to the concept of evolution.
[11:52] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> bich
[11:52] <Mdm_Maestro> Minako-chan, I fault you for getting married before me.
[11:54] * C'est_la_V shows off her shiny gold wedding ring and notes she got married JUST before she turned 26 so she's not obsolete!
[11:54] <Mdm_Maestro> keh
[11:54] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> dammit
[11:55] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- shudders as she realizes she's going to be... 30 soon.
[11:55] <FireFly_9> And I'll be 24...
[11:56] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> moshshssh su biches r sew old1111
[11:56] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You're like 905, asswipe.
[11:57] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> fak of
[11:57] <Mdm_Maestro> Artemis, I despise you for letting your insane theatrics upstage my personal suffering at not being proposed to
[11:58] <The Rat Hunter> Look, sheila, oy got married, an' lok were I am now? 'Huntin' RATS fer a livin! Thot's no way ta liv!
[11:58] <C'est_la_V> It is if you're a cat :P
[11:58] <The Rat Hunter> Oy coulda been a contendah...
[11:59] <Mdm_Maestro> Xadium: I loathe you for not letting my art have the pre-eminent splotlight it deserves, as opposed to your photoshop tripe.
[11:59] <@Dr_Xadium> Tripe...
[12:00] <Mdm_Maestro> Yes, tripe. Does the world really NEED another picture of HER (points to Minako)
[12:00] <C'est_la_V> YES :P
[12:00] <C'est_la_V> KEh, it's my turn :P
[12:00] <C'est_la_V> Haruka-san: I'm mad at you for trying to annex my house!!
[12:01] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You mean this house? HAHAHAHAHA
[12:01] <C'est_la_V> ><
[12:01] <C'est_la_V> Jedite: I hate you for always annoying me!!
[12:01] <// J_Daito //> Whatever, Ditz no Senshi
[12:01] <C'est_la_V> JUST LIKE THAT
[12:02] <C'est_la_V> Hotaru-chan, you took in Artemis when he ran away!!
[12:02] <FireFly_9> Well the two of you WERE fighting at the time, not to mention there was no WAY he could have gotten any rest at your place :P
[12:02] <C'est_la_V> You're just jealous :P
[12:03] <FireFly_9> Ludicrous!
[12:03] <C'est_la_V> Chibiusa-chan! I'm angry at you for that time you impersonated our future child!!
[12:03] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> u had a sweet deel bich, shuld hav taken mi in
[12:04] <C'est_la_V> Artemis: I'm mad at you for the time you took over the keyboard while I was typing and made me say I was lazy and smilly and traded on my looks for favors.
[12:04] <The Rat Hunter> But you are lazy
[12:04] <FireFly_9> And silly.
[12:05] <// J_Daito //> And you do trade on your looks for favors *cough*Ask the Suburban Senshi*cough*
[12:05] <@Dr_Xadium> THAT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT
[12:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Suburban Senshi: Minako to Xadium nepotism hour
[12:05] <@Dr_Xadium> Gah!
[12:06] <C'est_la_V> Elios: I hate you for being a disgusting jerk!!
[12:06] * H3LLi05 jerks
[12:06] <C'est_la_V> ARRGH
[12:06] <C'est_la_V> X-chan: I hate to say it but I have a grievance with you too!!
[12:06] <@Dr_Xadium> eh?!
[12:07] <H3LLi05> Ooh will we get a sordid take of inadequacy?
[12:07] <@Dr_Xadium> ...
[12:07] <C'est_la_V> You never finished Suburban Senshi episode 20 in which I was to make my official debut!!
[12:07] * @Dr_Xadium wishes everyone would just forget episode 20.
[12:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Not gonna happen, punk. We want our car chase through Crystal Tokyo.
[12:08] <@Dr_Xadium> ....
[12:08] <FireFly_9> Wait! I forgot about my grudge against Xadium!
[12:08] <C'est_la_V> You already said we were too loud :P
[12:08] <FireFly_9> I said *you* were too loud.
[12:09] <FireFly_9> I refer to his deployment of the subservient chicken in order to stunt our appetites and prevent him from having to buy us chicken dinner that one night.
[12:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ugh, did you HAVE to bring that up
[12:11] <// J_Daito //> Now I'm bringing up my lunch
[12:12] <@Dr_Xadium> Yes, well, now that you've had your fun, let me have my turn :P
[12:13] <C'est_la_V> Later, X-chan...
[12:13] <@Dr_Xadium> Hmm?
[12:13] <C'est_la_V> Sorry reflex
[12:13] <@Dr_Xadium> ><
[12:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> hah
[12:14] <@Dr_Xadium> Michiru, I'm still irritated with you over your takeover of the channel that time.
[12:14] <Mdm_Maestro> The fittest should rule :P
[12:15] <@Dr_Xadium> Jedite, I fault you for being lazy with the Kerry Youma and not taking over the nation for Suburban Senshi like you promised.
[12:15] <// J_Daito //> Yes... I would have done it for.... Suburban Senshi, yes.
[12:16] <@Dr_Xadium> Haruka, I'm irritated at you stealing all of Minako-chan's and my Gatorade supplies.
[12:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hey, turnabout is fair play... you know how many times Neko ripped off mine?! Not that it matters now
[12:16] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- looks to Michi wiht puppy dog eyes.
[12:17] * Mdm_Maestro sips some gatorade and smiles
[12:17] <Mdm_Maestro> If you want to put some to good use, you just have to call me
[12:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> DAMN YOU, SMEGOL!
[12:17] <Mdm_Maestro> Give me MY PRECIOUSSS
[12:18] <FireFly_9> Good god.
[12:18] <@Dr_Xadium> Mina, as we're on the topic, I still owe you for trying to scam me out of money on Valentine's Day with the chocolate UFO.
[12:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL what a crock that was "Xadium-san, you're my biggest fan, ne?" All the time hiding the TRUTH
[12:19] * @Dr_Xadium coughs
[12:19] <@Dr_Xadium> Regardless, she DID try to scam me.
[12:19] <C'est_la_V> I gave you my *heart* isn't that payment enough, koibito?
[12:19] * @Dr_Xadium melts like Valentine's choco
[12:20] <FireFly_9> Men. Utterly Useless.
[12:20] <H3LLi05> So you prefer something a bit more 'lectrical, Saturn babe?
[12:20] <FireFly_9> I WILL SKIN YOU ALIVE.
[12:21] <H3LLi05> Hey whaddya know, it's MY turn to go!
[12:21] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> fak dis shuld be anterasting
[12:22] <H3LLi05> Haruka-hotness, Hotaru-babe, Michi-minx, Minako-hotmama, rei.bot-thehot, and Sestuna-theonewhomakesmeswoona
[12:22] <H3LLi05> I all gots one grudge against you all
[12:22] <Mdm_Maestro> And what, pray tell might that be.
[12:23] <H3LLi05> You all wear too much CLOTHES in the house, yo? And you needs to put out more!
[12:23] <C'est_la_V> k[BLEEP]otare.
[12:23] <FireFly_9> ><
[12:23] <Mdm_Maestro> I shall be covering up even MORE from now on.
[12:24] <H3LLi05> chibiusa-chcik, you need to ride my [BLEEP]
[12:24] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> fak.. i went to kik hiz as kan i plezz
[12:25] <H3LLi05> artemis, i blame you for not giving me the hookup with your pedo plushie too
[12:25] <The Rat Hunter> Ugh, ya would want a pedo, peggy.
[12:25] <H3LLi05> And X, why don't ya share the wealth of that married se[BLEEP]
[12:26] <C'est_la_V> Elios there's no way I'd ever do a freeway, ESPECIALLY with YOU!! !1
[12:26] <FireFly_9> I will not correct that.
[12:26] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hotaru even KNOWS how to correct that?!
[12:27] <FireFly_9> I LIVE IN THE SAME HOUSE WITH YOU, CHIBIUSA, ELIOS AND PAPA! I'D UNAVOIDABLE KNOWLEDGE
[12:27] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Don't put me in the same category with those freaks!
[12:27] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> whoo u kallin a freek freak!11
[12:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Shut up, Spore, it's time for the festivus feats of strength. The head of the household challenges a household member of their choosing to a feat of strength. The festivus isn't over until the head of the household has been defeated.
[12:29] <FireFly_9> As there's no clear title to the house between you and Sempai, am I to assume the two of you will duel it out to see who is the victor?
[12:29] * C'est_la_V has exercised her right as joint head of household to challenge X-chan to a feat of "strength" ^_~
[12:30] *** C'est_la_V [GldnGoddess@ip6942.ai.co.jp] has quit IRC (♡♡♡♡♡♡)
[12:30] *** @Dr_Xadium [user-19fasjd.TARDIS14356.panopticon.gallifrey.sen] has quit IRC (Festivus isn't likely to end for a long time, heh)
[12:31] <FireFly_9> Ugh. So much for resolutions of long standing conflicts.
[12:31] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- watches Xadium's TARDIS start to rock and sighs, then locks her gaze on michiru.
[12:32] <Mdm_Maestro> ?
[12:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> [Ash Ketchum] Michiru, I CHOOSE YOU!
[12:32] <Mdm_Maestro> What.
[12:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> For the feat of strength! GET YOUR GATORADE AND GET TO YOUR ROOM, WOMAN
[12:33] * Mdm_Maestro watches the rocking TARDIS for a minute and sighs.
[12:33] <Mdm_Maestro> I invoke the festivus right of getting out of the challenge on account of having something better to do.
[12:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Like what?!
[12:33] <Mdm_Maestro> I have to floss.
[12:33] *** Mdm_Maestro [SeaGoddess@art1.perfectco.co.jp] has quit IRC (floss)
[12:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Crap.
[12:34] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Artemis! I choose you!
[12:34] <FireFly_9> He's just a cat!
[12:34] <The Rat Hunter> Oy'll take ya, ya crikey blimey!
[12:34] <FireFly_9> That made no sense.
[12:34] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Let the thumbwrestliing commence!
[12:35] <The Rat Hunter> Oy! Oy ain't got no thumbs!
[12:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Then you lose by default! I am the victor! Festivus is over!!1
[12:36] <FireFly_9> Not until that stops rocking it's not.
[12:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> They need to soundproof the damn thing.
[12:36] <// J_Daito //> Yes.
[12:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So what do we do if festivus still isn't over?
[12:37] <FireFly_9> Reminesce. Loudly. Very loudly. It's been an interesting year, hasn't it...
[12:59] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I still haven't beat Sailor Moon: Another Story...
[12:59] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> we kalled motokey frum PGSM...
[12:59] <// J_Daito //> I ran for President...
[12:59] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You also got lit on fire by Neko...
[13:00] <// J_Daito //> Bah, fortunately right now she's lighting something else on fire.
[13:00] <FireFly_9> We're trying not to think about that :P
[13:00] <The Rat Hunter> WE 'ad dat manhunt fer Carmen Sandiego...
[13:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I tried to kill PGSM...
[13:01] <FireFly_9> That Miss Dream debacle...
[13:01] <GERMATOID> THE SUMMER GAMES...
[13:01] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Neko almost killing X when he was sick like 3 times and then her being all hyper genki after...
[13:01] <// J_Daito //> Wait a minute...
[13:01] * FireFly_9 looks over at the rocking TARDIS
[13:01] <FireFly_9> >< We should have guessed.
[13:03] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hey well at least we got a wedding out of it
[13:04] <Mdm_Maestro> And we'll have another, BIGGER one next year, won't we?
[13:04] *** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has quit IRC (I think I left my... s[BLEEP]t outside)
[13:04] <Mdm_Maestro> YOU'LL STAY OUT THERE, YOU ba[BLEEP]rd, UNTIL YOU DO WHAT'S RIGHT
[13:05] <FireFly_9> Gah... it looks like we're in for a long Festivus...
[13:05] <// J_Daito //> I wonder what the new year will bring
[13:05] <@spiritflame> happy festivus to all
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