#863: “Happy F[BLEEP]ing 3rd Anniversay Suburban Senshi”



[20:01] *** Wed Aug 24 2005 - LOGGING START ***
[20:01] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[20:01] *** Topic is -= Anniversary of another kind =-

[20:01] *** C'est_la_V [GldnGoddess@ip6942.ai.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[20:01] <@spiritflame> Irasshai C'est_la_V
[20:01] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh finally she shows up
[20:01] <=^catablanca^=> you don't want to know what she was doing
[20:01] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ?
[20:02] *** robotic x-chan [user-19fasjd@TARDIS14356.panopticon.gallifrey.sen] has joined #suburbansenshi
[20:02] *** spiritflame sets mode +o robotic x-chan

[20:02] <@spiritflame> Irasshai @robotic x-chan
[20:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> .............
[20:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Isn't that how rei got started?
[20:02] * C'est_la_V huggles her robotic x-chan ♡
[20:02] <@robotic x-chan> I love you
[20:03] <Mdm_Maestro> Can we please put the toys away, Minako-san?
[20:03] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> shshshsh i'l bat itz a toi hshshsh
[20:03] <C'est_la_V> Moh!! I just miss the real one!!
[20:04] * C'est_la_V huggles it again ♡
[20:04] <@robotic x-chan> I love you
[20:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> DUDE THERE IS A f[BLEEP]kING TYPHOON HEADED DIRECTLY FOR AZABU-JUUBAN SO PUT. THAT. s[BLEEP]t. AWAY.
[20:05] <C'est_la_V> :<
[20:05] *** @robotic x-chan [user-19fasjd@TARDIS14356.panopticon.gallifrey.sen] has quit IRC (I love you)
[20:06] <+luna_P> 7H47 r0b07 i5 pHunc7i0n411y inpH3ri0r 2 my d35ign i r473 i7 0 0u7 0pH 10
[20:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man it's our third anniversarry tomorrow and we'll be busy hunkering down for hurricane s[BLEEP]t
[20:07] <C'est_la_V> Just like the way my wedding was ruined last year...
[20:07] <GERMATOID> THIS ONE IS ON A DIRECT COURSE FOR IMPACT
[20:07] <Mdm_Maestro> We were hit twice last year.
[20:09] <=^catablanca^=> WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE
[20:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Arty what the f[BLEEP]k?
[20:09] <=^catablanca^=> WE'REALLGONNADIEWE'REALLGONNADIEWE'REALLGONNADIEWE'REALLGONNA DIEWE'REALLGONNADIEWE'REALLGONNADIE
[20:11] <C'est_la_V> Artemis, what's wrong, you can tell me...
[20:11] <=^catablanca^=> ><
[20:11] <=^catablanca^=> No I can't! Every time I tell you something you IMMEDIATELY turn it around and either use it against me or blab to everyone else!!
[20:12] <C'est_la_V> when did I ever??
[20:16] <=^catablanca^=> That time you told everyone that I kept pictures of that hot female cat named Wordsworth from Heathcliff in my litter box
[20:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Uhh that's a new one on me...
[20:16] <C'est_la_V> Artemis that cat was a guy
[20:17] <=^catablanca^=> ...........
[20:17] <=^catablanca^=> no.
[20:19] <=^catablanca^=> Points to the white cat in the middle --> https://www.johnnorrisbrown.com/classic-nick/heathcliff/Image48.jpg
[20:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dude he was a GUY.
[20:19] <=^catablanca^=> ......
[20:20] <Mdm_Maestro> Yes, on the rare occassions when I deigned to watch telelvision I clearly recall it being a male.
[20:20] <FireFly_9> Indeed.
[20:20] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ya a gui
[20:23] <=^catablanca^=> Nonono... I... I was... wasn't paying that much attention, I'd just woken up in this era... my mind was cloudy NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[20:23] <=^catablanca^=> NOOOOOOOOOOO
[20:29] <=^catablanca^=> iisdfjklksdfj uilliadfudfuh uilauhuh
[20:30] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> he's banging his head on the keyboard, isn't he?
[20:30] * C'est_la_V nods sadly
[20:31] <=^catablanca^=> My wife is popping chris rock tapes in ruxpin's back and making him talk dirty to her, my kid is a delinqent, my russian fiance was a shriveled hag and now the idol of my romantic awakening turns out to have been a GUY
[20:31] <FireFly_9> "Idol of your romantic awakening?"
[20:31] <=^catablanca^=> T____________T
[20:32] <Mdm_Maestro> As... interesting as this information is, I daresay the typhoon is of greater importance.
[20:33] <GERMATOID> IT'S ONLY A CATEGORY ONE ON THE SAFFIR SIMPSON SCALE
[20:33] <FireFly_9> That alliteration reminds me of Sakura-chan, heh
[20:33] <Mdm_Maestro> Still, my magnificent house could be damaged by the savage winds!
[20:34] <// J_Daito //> I thought that happened every time Ten'ou broke wind
[20:34] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Shut the f[BLEEP]k up man
[20:34] <+luna_P> Hurric4n35 m34n n07Hing 2 m3, 73Hy 5imp1y pHr33 um m0r3 0pH my b100d7Hir57y 13gi0n5
[20:35] <FireFly_9> What is that ball's purpose, anyway?
[20:35] <H3LLi05> i dunno babe but I can tell you the purpose of mine ^_~
[20:35] <FireFly_9> Ugh/
[20:41] <FireFly_9> If I do die the last thing I want to remember is NOT being hit on by you, Elios.
[20:41] * H3LLi05 can leave you with much better memories babe
[20:44] <FireFly_9> Oh, you mean the image of your burning carcass falling from the sky as I laugh with unrestrained glee?
[20:44] * H3LLi05 is up for a little SM if you are babe XD
[20:44] <FireFly_9> Arrgh.
[20:45] <// J_Daito //> Elios, I admire your persistence
[20:45] <H3LLi05> Right on man
[20:45] <// J_Daito //> But why aim low?
[20:45] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> BURN
[20:46] <FireFly_9> L..LOW?!
[20:46] <H3LLi05> Dude you drool over sportacus.
[20:46] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> dats cuz im facking saxy bich@!11
[20:46] <// J_Daito //> I don't want HER I want her ALTER EGO
[20:47] <C'est_la_V> Ne, if you turn into your past self and your husband kisses her / you, is he cheating on you you??
[20:48] <FireFly_9> Ahh the complex philosphical questions that only our unique situations as Senshi can provoke...
[20:48] <// J_Daito //> If I say yes, Aino, will you smack that effete fool when he returns?
[20:48] <C'est_la_V> Maybe
[20:48] <// J_Daito //> then yes, defeintely.
[20:48] <C'est_la_V> THAT ba[BLEEP]rd
[20:49] <FireFly_9> ::rollseyes::
[20:50] <// J_Daito //> It's got to be great though, he married Sailor Venus, Princess Venus, and Goddess Venus herself
[20:50] * C'est_la_V poses ^_~
[20:50] <// J_Daito //> Whereas I just want Black Lady
[20:50] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> nevar bich si wuld brak u
[20:51] <=^catablanca^=> I married... Luna... and now she's DIVORCING ME T_________________T
[20:54] <// J_Daito //> Don't worry cat it will be all over soon
[20:57] <=^catablanca^=> T___T alllgonnadieallgonnadie
[20:57] <+luna_P> wH3n j00 di3 j00 wi11 w0rk pH0r m3
[20:58] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> lunap wat da fick u tlaking but
[20:58] <+luna_P> !
[20:58] <+luna_P> 50ry my m4573r
[20:58] <+luna_P> i w45 ju57 p41ying 4 g4m3
[20:58] <+luna_P> (^_^)
[20:58] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i lik u lona-p
[20:59] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man we need to have a f[BLEEP]king typhoon party right now
[21:00] <@S.X. Aino> Can I join huhuhuhuhuh?
[21:00] * C'est_la_V huggles Sakura-chan
[21:01] * H3LLi05 looks over at Aino II
[21:01] <H3LLi05> ...hey baby
[21:02] <C'est_la_V> Elios....
[21:02] <@S.X. Aino> why Elios, are you hitting on me?
[21:02] <H3LLi05> Yeah, hotlegs.
[21:02] <@S.X. Aino> Good, cuz I hit back ^_~
[21:02] * @S.X. Aino taps her sword
[21:03] <@spiritflame> Typhoon is 163 miles from us
[21:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Shiit.
[21:04] <GERMATOID> YOU BROKE THE FILTER
[21:04] <@S.X. Aino> =O
[21:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> well it's the filter's fault dammit
[21:05] <@S.X. Aino> Hey guys it's a hurricane party!!
[21:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> yay?
[21:11] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> dis is stopid
[21:13] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> im nat gona dye cuz i gat ganzushoe
[21:14] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- has been drunking
[21:14] <Mdm_Maestro> That typo is so utterly accurate.
[21:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You know what PISSESD ME OFF
[21:15] <// J_Daito //> Do tell, Ten'ou
[21:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> It’s spelled “less THAN”.
[21:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> THAN != THEN.
[21:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Illiterate f[BLEEP]ks!!!
[21:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
[21:16] <// J_Daito //> Damn that was quick.
[21:19] <// J_Daito //> 0 to plastered in 60 seconds
DCC Chat Session
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Client: Mdm_Maestro
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Acknowledging Chat Request...
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[21:23] * Mdm_Maestro wraps her arms around you
[21:23] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> mmm :)
[21:23] <Mdm_Maestro> let's go somewhere more private
[21:23] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah, let's go Elza...
[21:23] <Mdm_Maestro> ....ELZA?!
[21:24] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> huh what...
[21:24] <Mdm_Maestro> SOBER UP, HARUKA!
[21:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> O s[BLEEP]t Michi I mean, let's go... Elzabethan style, mess around liek victorians, go put on the petticoat
[21:26] <Mdm_Maestro> Haruka... YOU SLEEP ALONE TONIGHT
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DCC Session Closed


[21:27] <// J_Daito //> Some party this is
[21:46] * C'est_la_V shrugs
[21:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> UNderneath my clothes I'm totally naked
[21:47] <// J_Daito //> Gah thinking of you in that state minimizes Maxx Power
[21:48] <H3LLi05> It's alwaus minimized lol
[21:48] <// J_Daito //> you want to have a FINAL BATTLE horseboy?!
[21:52] <H3LLi05> only if it involves me and all these fine ladies and a tub of mud
[21:52] <FireFly_9> Someone kick him, PLEASE.
[21:53] *** @spiritflame has kicked H3LLi05 from #suburbansenshi
[23:08] * C'est_la_V is not in the mood to party ><
[23:08] *** C'est_la_V [GldnGoddess@ip6942.ai.co.jp] has quit IRC (Kanigami no tanima ^_~)
[23:08] <FireFly_9> True. Goodnight all.
[23:08] *** FireFly_9 [ruin@ntt1.docomo.jp] has quit IRC (The Sound of Silence is Truly deafening.)
[23:08] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> f[BLEEP]k.
[23:09] *** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has quit IRC (Faster than Lightspeed)
[23:09] <// J_Daito //> Bah it will take more that a simple storm to stop us.
[23:09] *** // J_Daito // [Jed@dialup666.darkkingdom.co.jp] has quit IRC (Everything that elevates an individual above the herd and intimidates the neighbour is henceforth called evil.)
[23:10] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> HAPI FACKING ANIVASARI SAB SANCHUI
[23:10] *** .`~SugaBB_2999~`. [cndygrrl@gigaport.capitalnet.ct] has quit IRC (fak)
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