MiST: Dragonball: The Adventure Begins
May 1st, 2004
*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= MIST - Dragonball - The LIVE Movie =-'
[01:48] <// J_Daito //> By Metallia I'm bored
[01:48] <Cést_la_V> We could always do another round of Karaoke!! :D
[01:49] <// J_Daito //> NO! If I have to hear you sing "Route Venus" one more time I'll stab out my own eardrums with this toothpick
[01:49] <Cést_la_V> :P
[01:49] <GERMATOID> WHAT IF WE WATCHED A MOVIE
[01:50] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> o i kno i wnt 2 ci mikakno's daved hasselhuff raw
[01:50] <// J_Daito //> I thought you said ti made you sterile
[01:50] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> I can change my mind!!
[01:50] <Cést_la_V> eheheh I kid of threw it out so Artemis couldn't blacklist me again...
[01:51] <FireFly_9> "Blackmail"?
[01:51] <FireFly_9> I know... a certain Channel Op of our acquaintance gave me this idea...
[01:52] <Cést_la_V> rei.bot?
[01:52] <FireFly_9> No, the one you FORGOT in ROPPONGI
[01:52] <Cést_la_V> I don't think he'll be mad ahahahahahaa
[01:52] <FireFly_9> ugh
[01:52] <FireFly_9> At any rate, I have a movie, which I bought at an old Chinese store many years ago whilst I was questing for Mogwi...
[01:53] <GERMATOID> I COULD HAVE HATCHED YOU ONE IN A LAB YOU KNOW
[01:53] <FireFly_9> ...
[01:53] <FireFly_9> At any rate, this is an officially licensed French dub of an officially licensed Japanese live-action Dragon Ball movie.
[01:54] <// J_Daito //> Too bad Ten'ou's not here, she would have loved this
[01:54] <FireFly_9> Somehow I doubt it. This is the most... ill-conceived, poorly-executed attempt at a movie adaptation I've ever seen.
[01:55] <// J_Daito //> Obviously you have not seen the early-80's adaptation of the Punisher. That was pure fetid Elephant waste.
[01:56] <FireFly_9> At any rate, let me put this in the DVD player...



[01:56] <// J_Daito //> Is that supposed to be Shenlong?
[01:56] <GERMATOID> LOOKS KINDA LOW BUDGET
[01:57] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> bai da lok on hiz face i dnt tink hez evar seen a bal DAT big b4
[01:57] <// J_Daito //> I get that look a lot myself.
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[01:57] <spiritflame> Irasshai =^catablanca^=
[01:57] <Cést_la_V> Who said you could watch!?
[01:58] <=^catablanca^=> Aww c'mon, are you still mad at me for that joke?
[01:58] <Cést_la_V> ...no... ^_^
[01:58] * Cést_la_V pets Artemis
[01:58] <=^catablanca^=> OH GOD THE BURNS THE PAIN AUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[01:58] <// J_Daito //> You are a cold woman, Aino Minako
[01:59] <Cést_la_V> Gomen gomen!!



[02:01] * GERMATOID ADJUSTS HIS GLASSES
[02:01] <// J_Daito //> What the hell does that say?
[02:01] <FireFly_9> "Dragon Ball - The Magic Begins"
[02:02] <// J_Daito //> Err... the "Magic" of crappy filmmaking?
[02:02] <=^catablanca^=> The "Magic" of making you regret ever having spent money on a piece of junk like this?
[02:03] <// J_Daito //> I wonder what kind of "Magic" crack rock they were smoking to get Toei to licence something like this
[02:03] <Cést_la_V> Yeah they won't license Sailor Moon stuff yet they'll crank this up!!
[02:03] <FireFly_9> "Out".



[02:04] <GERMATOID> OH LOOK IT'S A DRAGON BALL
[02:04] <FireFly_9> In the original they called them "Dragon Pearls".
[02:05] <// J_Daito //> Umm aren't the stars supposed to be IN the balls? Shouldn't they be red? Shouldn't the balls be Yellow-Orange?
[02:05] <FireFly_9> They obviously did not have the money for colored plastic.
[02:05] <GERMATOID> HEY HOTARU-CHAN, REMEMBER WHEN I USED THE DRAGON BALLS TO RESURRECT KAOLINITE?
[02:06] <FireFly_9> Yes well I have the feeling that if you tried to use these "Dragon Pearls" to ressurect her you'd probably end up with a loose-morals version of Chibi-Chibi
[02:07] <GERMATOID> OOH! MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!
[02:07] <FireFly_9> ...



[02:07] <// J_Daito //> Oh look Darth Vadar has decided to invade rural bangkok or whereever the hell this is with his Micro Deathstars so he can get the Dragon Pearl
[02:08] <GERMATOID> NO I THINK THOSE ARE UFOS
[02:08] <=^catablanca^=> With machine guns.
[02:08] <GERMATOID> MACHINE GUNS THAT MAKE MACHINE GUN SOUNDS WHILE SHOOTING OUT LASERS!!!
[02:09] <=^catablanca^=> Yeah...
[02:09] <FireFly_9> I wonder if this scene was meant to evoke the classic "UFO over the White House" scene from early 50's cinema...
[02:10] <// J_Daito //> What, you mean in the "it makes me laugh so hard my guts come out my nose" kind of way?



[02:11] <GERMATOID> WHOA LOOK AT THOSE THATCHED HUTS EXPLODE
[02:11] <// J_Daito //> The HELL are those peasants keeping in their huts, Nitroglycerin?
[02:11] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i tink ive seen da sam hous explot lak 20 tims alrady
[02:12] <Cést_la_V> Ooh I LOVE explosions!!
[02:12] <spiritflame> 10 bomb the village
[02:12] <spiritflame> 20 see villagers run
[02:12] <spiritflame> 30 chase villagers
[02:12] <spiritflame> 40 for X=1 to boring, goto 10



[02:13] <// J_Daito //> WTf... so our villains here are The Terminator, A Frieza-lookin' stormtrooper and Sailor Galaxia (with machine gun)
[02:13] <GERMATOID> NO I THINK THAT'S A CALLISTO RIP OFF FROM XENA WARRIOR PRINCESS
[02:14] <// J_Daito //> I guess so
[02:14] <FireFly_9> They all work for the main villain, as you will see.
[02:14] <// J_Daito //> So if this is dragonball, it will be that blue guy Pilaf, right?
[02:16] <FireFly_9> Well... he's blue, at any rate...



[02:17] <// J_Daito //> ....he took some roids... and swooshes back his cape to reveal... lacy-heart covered coulotte lingerie?!
[02:17] <=^catablanca^=> My god, I think it is, and it's in a heart pattern
[02:18] <// J_Daito //> WHY THE F[BLEEP]K IS HE DOING PELVIC THRUSTS AT US??!
[02:18] <FireFly_9> He seems to be "ecstatic" about the idea of getting the Dragon Pearls
[02:18] <// J_Daito //> No man no I've been a general of the Dark Kingdom, faced down Michael-Jackson looking alien FREAKS and even... well, we won't go there, but BLAST IT I AM DAMAGED
[02:18] <// J_Daito //> DAMAGED



[02:19] <GERMATOID> SPEAKING OF MICHAEL JACKSON....
[02:20] <=^catablanca^=> No way, that's Prince.
[02:20] <GERMATOID> MICHAEL JACKSON
[02:20] <=^catablanca^=> Prince!
[02:20] <GERMATOID> MICHAEL JACKSON!!
[02:20] <=^catablanca^=> PRINCE!!
[02:20] <GERMATOID> IT'S MJ YOU CAN SEE HIM ABOUT TO DO THE 'WHOO HOO" THING
[02:20] <=^catablanca^=> It's the Teenybopper Formerly known as Prince!
[02:20] <GERMATOID> NO IT'S A YOOUNG CONSTIPATED MICHAEL JACKSON
[02:21] <FireFly_9> Actually, that's Son Gokou.
[02:21] <// J_Daito //> The HELL you say
[02:21] * FireFly_9 nods
[02:21] <// J_Daito //> So they couldn't afford the spiky hair wig, so they gave him a bad jericurl
[02:21] <Cést_la_V> That's a guy??



[02:22] <GERMATOID> OH LOOK IT'S A TRAUMATIZED MOVIE WATCHER
[02:30] <FireFly_9> No, that sad sorry sight is Son Goku's grandfather, Son Gohan.
[02:30] <Cést_la_V> No Wonder they had Goku-chan kill him in the anime...
[02:31] <// J_Daito //> He'd look better dead
[02:31] <FireFly_9> That's a cruel thing to say, Jedite.
[02:31] <// J_Daito //> I'm a cruel man.



[02:32] <GERMATOID> THE RAP SCHOOL OF MARTIAL ARTS!
[02:32] <=^catablanca^=> Not exactly the dynamic duo, are they?
[02:33] <FireFly_9> More like the "Abbot and Costello" of the Martial Arts world...



[02:33] <// J_Daito //> Whoa, it's a post-apocalyptic techno girl!
[02:34] <FireFly_9> No, that's just Bulma...
[02:36] <// J_Daito //> Hah she has the same fashion NONsense as Live Action Minako
[02:36] <Cést_la_V> I don't know what thwy were thinking... I should sue them for false misrepresentation!!
[02:37] <FireFly_9> How, you lost your lawyer in Roppongi...
[02:37] <Cést_la_V> There's a song in there somewhere!!
[02:37] <// J_Daito //> For the love of Metallia, don't sing it.



[02:38] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> dat plaztik alligater mast be pizzed of
[02:38] <GERMATOID> (GOKU) "HEY GUYS, THE PROP BROKE!"
[02:39] <=^catablanca^=> No, it's our budget that's broken... with that prop...



[02:40] <Cést_la_V> Gohan-san, you really shouldn't try to light your farts on fire!! :D
[02:40] <=^catablanca^=> That brings up very unpleasant memories
[02:41] * Cést_la_V slaps Artemis on the back
[02:41] <=^catablanca^=> AHHHHHHHHHH THE PAIIIIIN! THE HURTING!!!!!!!!!!
[02:42] <// J_Daito //> Hmm... Destro and the Baroness... I mean Callisto and the Terminator just blew up Bulma's jeep



[02:42] <GERMATOID> DON'T WORRY, SON-KUN HAS YOU COVERED!
[02:42] <// J_Daito //> Man if he's so badass why doesn't he just pull a superman and FLY Bulma to wherever it is they're going
[02:43] <GERMATOID> SHE'D BURN UP FROM THE FRICTION
[02:43] <Cést_la_V> Ne... do you ever wonder if the elephant is thinking, "what the hell is happening to me? Why are there people on my back and other people watching me?"
[02:44] <GERMATOID> NO
[02:44] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> n
[02:44] <// J_Daito //> Animal's can't *think*, moron, they're not like you and me
[02:44] <=^catablanca^=> Ahem
[02:44] <// J_Daito //> As I said they CAN'T THINK
[02:44] <=^catablanca^=> grr



[02:45] <GERMATOID> WOW, OOLONG GOT A HELLACIOUS TAN!
[02:48] <Cést_la_V> Wow they made him into a baboon??
[02:48] <// J_Daito //> Baboon?
[02:48] <Cést_la_V> Yes he has the red butt
[02:48] <// J_Daito //> That's a THONG idiot
[02:49] * FireFly_9 shudders at the idea of Oolong in a thong
[02:50] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. is tramatized
[02:51] <FireFly_9> Ugh, it's too late for this, I'm too tired, I can't watch any more tonight.
[02:51] <// J_Daito //> COWARD
[02:51] <FireFly_9> Oh well would YOU like to continue in my stead?
[02:52] <// J_Daito //> no not really
[02:52] <Cést_la_V> Hehe well I will have great dreams!! I'll see you guys tomorrow!!! Good night!!
[02:52] *** Cést_la_V [GldnGoddess@ip6942.ai.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (See me now, hear me later!!!)
[02:52] <// J_Daito //> I hate happy people.
[02:53] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i got da facking couch sew u biches can slep on da flor
[02:53] *** .'~SugaBB_2999~'. [cndygrrl@gigaport.capitalnet.ct] has left #suburbansenshi (scoo U guyz im gong hm!!)
[02:53] <// J_Daito //> I hate children.
[02:53] * FireFly_9 switches off the TV
[02:55] <FireFly_9> Good night, all.
[02:55] <GERMATOID> L8R
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[02:55] <=^catablanca^=> Well I shuld turn in as well
[02:55] <// J_Daito //> hah if you keep walking around like that someone's gonna turn you into a charcoal briquet
[02:56] <=^catablanca^=> :P
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[02:56] <spiritflame> very scary film
[02:56] <// J_Daito //> yup
[02:56] <// J_Daito //> I think Ten'ou wll have fun with it tommorow, tho
[02:57] <GERMATOID> YOU GONNA ARRANGE FOR A SUBSTITUTION?
[02:57] <// J_Daito //> heheheh
[02:57] <// J_Daito //> Why should I have all the "fun"?
[02:57] <GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHHAHAAH!
[02:57] *** // J_Daito // [Jed@dialup666.darkkingdom.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (Everything that elevates an individual above the herd and intimidates the neighbor, is henceforth called evil.)
[19:27] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> sew den i sed, "giv mi ur seed" and he wuz like 'hshshshshshshhshs nou U R defowered bich!!'
[19:28] <FireFly_9> You shouldn't be doing those kinds of things on MSN messenger.
[19:29] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> it wuzn't MSN it was AOL
[19:29] <FireFly_9> Even worse...
[19:29] *** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[19:29] <spiritflame> Irasshai --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
[19:29] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man you didn't tell me you had the live action Dragonball flick
[19:30] <FireFly_9> It has been pointed out that this film is a bootleg, not a real licensed project...
[19:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well DUH, kid, what did ya think?
[19:31] <FireFly_9> ...
[19:31] <FireFly_9> But the boxart looked so official...
[19:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> bah stick that DVD in and let's see the rest of it already, I'm curious...
[19:32] <FireFly_9> You may regret this..
[19:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I don't regret, I make other people regret
[19:33] <FireFly_9> Indeed.



[19:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Damn Oolong your new disguise SUCKS
[19:34] <GERMATOID> HOLY CRAP GOKU HIT HIM SO HARD HE TURNED INTO DAVE LISTER!
[19:34] <FireFly_9> I think that's his real form...
[19:34] <Cést_la_V> So he's gone from being a big fat pig to being...
[19:34] <=^catablanca^=> ...a big fat pig.
[19:34] <Cést_la_V> Yeah
[19:35] <GERMATOID> BUT I LIKE THE SUNGLASSES! MUAHAHAHAHA



[19:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Holy [BLEEP] it's Tuxedo Mask with a MACHINE GUN!
[19:38] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> omfg papa is sew facking hit1!!
[19:38] <FireFly_9> Chibiusa, that Electra complex of yours is really getting of hand



[19:39] <Cést_la_V> Wait, now it's ClinT Eastwood-sama as "The man with no shame"
[19:40] <FireFly_9> "The man with no name."
[19:40] <Cést_la_V> But if you think about it he was pretty shameless in how he went around killing people!!
[19:40] <FireFly_9> That's NOT the point.
[19:40] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah but Clint never had a Parrot... maybe this is "Lone Gunmen of the Caribbean".
[19:41] <FireFly_9> Actually this is Yamucha...
[19:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah, and I'm [BLEEP]ing Vegitto.
[19:42] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ya i sawr a dojinshe were U waz dong dat
[19:42] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> gah



[19:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ooh, I see Goku's breakin; out some new super techniques JUST for this flick
[19:44] <=^catablanca^=> I am... so scared. For all the wrong reasons.
[19:44] <GERMATOID> PH33R MY NOSE-JITSU! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[19:44] <Cést_la_V> Yamucha needed a nosejob anyay...



[19:45] <Cést_la_V> What the... now they're recapping the whole beginning of the movie
[19:45] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> While Roid-Pilaf stands there and plays with his balls
[19:46] <FireFly_9> Haruka-poppa!!
[19:47] <Cést_la_V> Yeah Haruka-san, it's just a "Pilaf-Equivalent"
[19:48] <GERMATOID> AND THEY'RE PEARLS, NOT BALLS
[19:48] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Fine while Pilaf-quivalent stands there and plays with his Pearls.
[19:48] <FireFly_9> That's hardly any better.



[19:49] <GERMATOID> I THINK I SAW THIS IN THE 1966 BATMAN MOVIE
[19:50] <FireFly_9> Yes, because in this age of martial arts and swords, people routinely move about on jetskis...
[19:50] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hey, Bulma had a jeep
[19:50] <GERMATOID> YEAH BUT SHE WAS AN INVENTOR, SHE COULD HAVE INVENTED IT
[19:51] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> da bad gius had UEOs
[19:51] <FireFly_9> Well they were aliens... so they are exempt. Heh.



[19:53] <=^catablanca^=> Who's that breakdancing dude with the giant Roach Carapace on his back?
[19:53] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dude that's so obviously Kamesennin



[19:55] <=^catablanca^=> I see that now
[19:56] <GERMATOID> (KAMESENNIN) "ARE YOU TRYING TO SEDUCE ME, MS. BRIEFS?"
[19:56] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> (Bulma) "Are you trying to nauseate me, Mr. God of Martial arts?"
[19:57] <Cést_la_V> (Kamesennin) "I'm also the god of *marital arts*" hehehehehe
[19:57] <FireFly_9> Sadly he WOULD say something like that.



[19:58] <FireFly_9> "Yea, for I hath mastered the mighty rotoscoped film scratch..."
[20:02] <=^catablanca^=> It's been over an hour already and the plot hasn't moved at all...
[20:02] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> I guess dis sit rally is a paur of da DRAG ON bal fanchise
[20:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Silence heretic! Do not forget Haruka 25:36-- "Thou shalt not Dis the Dragon Ball."



[20:05] <=^catablanca^=> Oh my GOD OMFG a self-flagellating sumo transvestite
[20:05] <Cést_la_V> So it's Ranma live-action?



[20:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> HOLY SH[BLEEP]T they BLEW UP KAme Island
[20:06] <=^catablanca^=> I bet his insurance rates will go through the roof.... get it, through the roof... hehehehe
[20:07] <Cést_la_V> Give it up Artemis
[20:07] <=^catablanca^=> ...



[20:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> PH33R the Dragon Team!
[20:08] <FireFly_9> "I'll get right to action once I've finished wiping this mucus I just extracted from my left nostril onto my moustache"
[20:08] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ror olong az rombo
[20:08] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You realize that in this flick Yamucha has been BOTH Tuxedo Mask and the Moonlight Knight?
[20:09] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hez such a dam playa



[20:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "Lou Ferrigno in a shocking Dual Role as the Dynamic Butt Kicking Kung Fu Duo!"
[20:11] <FireFly_9> Kempo.
[20:11] <GERMATOID> GESUNDHEIT!
[20:12] <Cést_la_V> Lou who?
[20:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Before your time, kid



[20:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> THIS IS MY LOVE-BITCH
[20:16] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> (sun gohin) "me ruv u rong tim"
[20:16] <=^catablanca^=> My god... he's wearign that lingerie AND he's tied up Son Gohan...
[20:17] <Cést_la_V> This movie is perverse!!



[20:18] * Cést_la_V imitates a ghost
[20:18] <Cést_la_V> "weee are alll the peeopleee whose energyyyy got suuuucked ooouuuuuuuttttt innnn the maaaaaaaaaaking of thiiiiiissssss mooooooooooviiee....."
[20:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WHOA! They killed Pilaf by shoving the DBs in his THROAT so they would all come together and Shenlong would EXPLODE out of his body
[20:20] <GERMATOID> DOESN'T THAT VIOLATE THE RULES
[20:20] <FireFly_9> Why didn't they try this on Cell?
[20:20] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> It would have just made him angry



[20:21] <FireFly_9> Behold Shenlong
[20:21] <GERMATOID> HUH I THOUGHT IT WAS A FILM SCRATCH
[20:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Didn't Lord Zedd have one of those once on Power Rangers?
[20:24] <FireFly_9> And there you have it... "Dragonball: The Magic Begins"
[20:24] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "...to fade like the lustre of a Drunken Vegas Wedding"
[20:25] * FireFly_9 slices the DVD in two with her glaive
[20:26] <Cést_la_V> Chotto matte!! You should have ejected the disc first!
[20:26] <FireFly_9> Your DVD player was tainted. I cleansed it. I brought it the fresh sweet cleansing of Death.
[20:27] * FireFly_9 grins
[20:27] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh crap she's gone into "that" mode again
[20:27] <Cést_la_V> Kowaiyo....
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