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'"So you see," Hotaru said, thrusting a copy of the explicitly illustrated THE HORSE WHISPERER GOES TOO FAR in Chibiusa's face, "this is what actually *would* happen. As you can see, there has been severe hemmorhaging--"


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[13:26] <Nivek_Razal> Tony.
[13:27] <Anthony Suthers> Unknown.
[13:27] <Lady DeVenger> Is he in this dimension, or another.
[13:27] <Anthony Suthers> Unknown.
[13:27] <Lady DeVenger> Is he from your dimension.
[13:27] * Nivek_Razal claims the log in the name of the sages.
[13:27] <Anthony Suthers> I can give you the name of a Planet.
[13:27] <Anthony Suthers> I was supposed to be teletransported there, but wound up here instead.
[13:27] <Lady DeVenger> That should do.
[13:28] <Lady DeVenger> give me the data.
[13:28] <Nivek_Razal> Tony. do not accept this woman's aid. She's a known criminal
[13:29] * Lady DeVenger taps her eyepatch, and already has the laptop data integrated into her TARDIS controls.
[13:29] <Yaijinden> Why serve a lesser Order when you can toil for the emergence of a greater one?
[13:29] <Nivek_Razal> or have you forsaken the laws that bind you
[13:29] <Nivek_Razal> Not helping Yai
[13:29] <Anthony Suthers> The laws that bind me direct me to unmask, capture, or kill the rebel known as Zero.
[13:29] * Lady DeVenger taps it again, and on a faraway moon of Gallifrey, forgotten technology springs to life...
[13:29] <Yaijinden> I disagree.
[13:30] <Yaijinden> I am a helper.
[13:30] * Time Scoop is activated
[13:30] <Nivek_Razal> ......
[13:30] <Anthony Suthers> The planet is called Graymarye. Bring his corpse here at once.
[13:30] * Anthony Suthers c[BLEEP]ks his pistol.
[13:30] <Nivek_Razal> you wouldn't dare....
[13:30] * Lady DeVenger takes some readings on Suthers' quantum signature, if she can't find anything in this dimensionm she'll scour his.
[13:30] <Anthony Suthers> Watch me.
[13:31] * Lady DeVenger deploys the time scoop
[13:31] <Nivek_Razal> I ment her
[13:31] <Yaijinden> Watch her do it.
[13:31] * Nivek_Razal lashes at Hazel II with raw man
[13:31] * Lady DeVenger aims it for the precise time and date the laptop data was acquired.
[13:32] * Lady DeVenger rolls away fromt he blast
[13:32] * Lady DeVenger is controlling her equiptment with her eye under the patch, so her location is irrelevant
[13:32] <Nivek_Razal> *mana
[13:32] * Lady DeVenger pulls out Vindicator
[13:33] <spiritflame> Lady DeVenger rolls 1d20 [ 8 ]
[13:33] * Lady DeVenger sees nothing in this dimension and so routes the scoop through the Medusa Cascade
[13:34] * Lady DeVenger scans another dimension
[13:34] <spiritflame> Lady DeVenger rolls 1d20 [ 17 ]
[13:34] <Anthony Suthers> Why is it nto working?
[13:34] * Lady DeVenger 's scopp locks on to target
[13:34] <Lady DeVenger> got him.
[13:34] <Yaijinden> It is. It just hasn't found... well then. :D
[13:34] <Nivek_Razal> Tony. You are coming very close to becoming a murder's accoplince. And thus, a criminal
[13:34] <Anthony Suthers> I thought you reach was.... EXCELLENT.
[13:34] * Lady DeVenger then reroutes the scoop to open out into an airless moon
[13:34] * Lady DeVenger lets the man asphysixate
[13:35] <Anthony Suthers> What are you doing now?
[13:35] * Lady DeVenger scoops him, again
[13:35] <Lady DeVenger> You wanted him dead.
[13:35] <Anthony Suthers> There might be life-support in the suit he wears.
[13:35] <Lady DeVenger> You mind if i drop him on the surface of mercury for a bit, then?
[13:35] <Lady DeVenger> the hot side?
[13:35] <Anthony Suthers> Do it.
[13:36] <Anthony Suthers> No, cold side. I need to identify him.
[13:36] <Nivek_Razal> I mind
[13:36] <Lady DeVenger> the body may not be recognizable after that, though.
[13:36] <Lady DeVenger> Okay.
[13:36] * Lady DeVenger drops the body on the cold side of mercury
[13:36] * Lady DeVenger lets it freeze solid
[13:36] * Lady DeVenger scoops it
[13:37] * Lady DeVenger directs the scoop to deposit the body in the lobby
[13:37] * A black tirangle zooms into the lobby
[13:37] * the body falls out, frozen
[13:37] <Lady DeVenger> /pc the triangle departs
[13:37] * the triangle departs
[13:38] <Lady DeVenger> As rquested.
[13:38] * Nivek_Razal splits his blade and points one at Hazal II the othet at tony
[13:38] <Lady DeVenger> MY NAME is DeVENGER.
[13:38] <Lady DeVenger> Get it right.
[13:38] * Man with with extremely thin limbs, wearing a helmet to conceal his identity, and regal clothes of dark colors appears.
[13:38] * Anthony Suthers shoots the body multiple times in vital areas.
[13:38] <The Revisionist> .....
[13:38] <Nivek_Razal> You will forever be Hazal II
[13:39] * Anthony Suthers walks over to the body, and works to get the helmet off the frozen face.
[13:39] <spiritflame> Anthony Suthers rolls 3d6 [ 6, 2, 1 ]
[13:39] * Anthony Suthers pulls it off revealing the frozen and horrified face of....
[13:39] <Lady DeVenger> Don;t you mean "Hazel".
[13:39] <Anthony Suthers> IT WAS HIM ALL ALONG!
[13:39] <Yaijinden> Oh don't tax his little brain :(
[13:39] <Anthony Suthers> It was Lelouch Lamperouge, Prince of Britannia! Truly, none are above the law.
[13:39] *** HE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO IF IT WASN'T FOR THOSE PESKY KIDS
[13:39] <Nivek_Razal> Typo Prinny
[13:40] <Nivek_Razal> .........
[13:40] <Nivek_Razal> what
[13:40] <Lady DeVenger> Britannia... ahh yes, that timeline.
[13:40] * Lady DeVenger looks up the relevant data.
[13:40] * Anthony Suthers shoots the frozen Lelouch in the head with his Ultra-tech pistol he kept for this exact purpose, melting the frozen flesh.
[13:40] <Lady DeVenger> A Geass user.
[13:41] <Anthony Suthers> Not anymore.
[13:41] * The Revisionist is sickened by this display ><
[13:41] * Anthony Suthers kicks the dead body. "Now the resistance shall surely fail. You have done a great deed for order, Heir to Ninegate."
[13:41] <Nivek_Razal> The both of you are under arrest by sage rules
[13:41] <Anthony Suthers> Your mother would almost certainly be proud.
[13:41] <Lady DeVenger> Congratulations, citizen! you have fulfilled your purpose.
[13:42] * Lady DeVenger ignores Nivek.
[13:42] * Anthony Suthers looks euphoric.
[13:42] <Lady DeVenger> Your sage rules mean nothing to me.
[13:42] <Anthony Suthers> Yes.... yes I did it.
[13:42] <Yaijinden> nivek i think you are going to have to force the issue :O
[13:42] <Yaijinden> with force
[13:42] <Yaijinden> use your force to force the issue
[13:42] <Lady DeVenger> And trying to stab me in the hearts will not work.
[13:42] <Nivek_Razal> Bur you're a criminal now tony. nice jo
[13:42] <Lady DeVenger> But feel free to try.
[13:42] <Lady DeVenger> Is he?
[13:43] <Lady DeVenger> He executed a known terrorist and was tasked with doing so.
[13:43] <Lady DeVenger> He was law enforcement.
[13:43] <Anthony Suthers> Actually, I'm not. I was commissioned and legally sanctioned to kill the Rebel Leader known as Zero.
[13:43] <Lady DeVenger> We simply extradited a criminal.
[13:43] <Anthony Suthers> I always said I worked for the Government.
[13:43] <Lady DeVenger> I acted in service of the law.
[13:43] <The Revisionist> ....
[13:43] <Nivek_Razal> His home is on my planet. And working with you broke MY laws
[13:43] <Anthony Suthers> And well done.
[13:43] * The Revisionist knows the Britannia timeline...
[13:44] <Yaijinden> So catch her if you can.
[13:44] <The Revisionist> It's true... Zero was a know terrorist.
[13:44] <Nivek_Razal> You also broke that timeline
[13:44] <Lady DeVenger> Also, this isn't your planet Nivel.
[13:44] <Anthony Suthers> Now the public is safe from him.
[13:44] <Lady DeVenger> you have no jurisdiction.
[13:44] <Yaijinden> There's also the possibility your Lelouch is safe at home, Nivek.
[13:44] <Lady DeVenger> DeVenger for the Defense!
[13:44] <Yaijinden> Check and make sure please? :(
[13:44] <The Revisionist> ....
[13:45] <Lady DeVenger> I really should get an IL.D and a shiny defense badge~
[13:45] <Yaijinden> I mean I haven't met any Yaijindens out there but I've met iterations of people that could well be me if they'd gotten ambushed at the right time or had a sex change.
[13:45] <Nivek_Razal> I have enough over tony to arrest him
[13:45] <The Revisionist> you .... b[BLEEP]ch.
[13:45] <Anthony Suthers> I disagree, Nivek Razal.
[13:45] <Lady DeVenger> ♫ Sticks and stones~ ♫
[13:46] * Anthony Suthers puts the gun away.
[13:46] <Nivek_Razal> Then never set foot in your house again.
[13:46] <Anthony Suthers> I don't need to, Nivek.
[13:46] <Anthony Suthers> I'm suprised to hear this from you, considering you hold no government office, and your term as Regent is up.
[13:47] * The Revisionist sets to repairing her time ring
[13:47] <Nivek_Razal> The moment your feet touch our soil. We'll be waiting.
[13:47] <The Revisionist> Aren't your sons on their planet, Suthers?
[13:48] <Nivek_Razal> Heh this is is laws set by the sages. My rules
[13:48] * Nivek_Razal is away: Can't go home tony
[13:48] <Anthony Suthers> Fascinating, I was under the Impression that his sister ran the planet.
[13:49] <Anthony Suthers> Certainly, it is a good thing I planned for just such an eventuality.
[13:49] * Anthony Suthers looks over at the body of the Neutralized Terrorist.
[13:51] <Anthony Suthers> I have waited so long for this day.
[13:51] <Lady DeVenger> /m leans back, stretching, sheathing Vindicator.
[13:51] <Anthony Suthers> Certainly, I did accomplish it alone, but that... that is not important now.
[13:52] * Lady DeVenger relaxes.
[13:52] <Anthony Suthers> ^didn't
[13:52] <Lady DeVenger> All for the greater good.
[13:52] <Lady DeVenger> Co-operation! Unity!
[13:52] * Anthony Suthers also lays back on a sofa, breathing quietly.
[13:52] * The Revisionist is shaking like a leaf.
[13:53] <Lady DeVenger> Didn't see that in your stochastic calculations, did you, Arx "Actuary" Sylvanran~
[13:53] <Anthony Suthers> What did you say, Heir to Ninegate?
[13:53] <The Revisionist> All you did was assist in the apprehension of a criminal.
[13:53] <Lady DeVenger> I did a good thing!™
[13:54] <Anthony Suthers> Indeed she did. She can't be all bad. She gets it from her mother.
[13:54] <Lady DeVenger> See! Tont-Tony-Toaster gets me!
[13:54] * The Revisionist just clenches her fists
[13:58] * Lady DeVenger stands
[13:58] * Anthony Suthers rises to his feet. "Well, this was an incredibly productive day. Certainly one of the most memorable, and the second best I've had this week."
[13:58] <Anthony Suthers> Well, my next mission beckons.
[13:58] <Lady DeVenger> I think I'll find myself a hotel room here.
[13:58] *** Anthony Suthers [Anthony@WhateverIsNecessary.gov] has quit IRC (Simon Kerrick, you will not escape justice.)
[13:58] <Lady DeVenger> Good luck, citizen!
[13:58] <The Revisionist> You... you're playing with fire.
[13:59] <Lady DeVenger> So are you.
[13:59] <Lady DeVenger> I admit, that was clever, turning him into your hound like that.
[13:59] <Lady DeVenger> But he's so exceedingly literal that you know it won't work.
[13:59] <The Revisionist> He's curiously literal...when it suits him.
[14:00] <Lady DeVenger> Well you're the fancy lawyer.
[14:00] <Lady DeVenger> Eliminate all loopholes. Back him into a corner.
[14:00] <Lady DeVenger> Relentless, clean logic.
[14:00] <The Revisionist> You realize he just used you to get his dirty work done, yes?
[14:01] * Lady DeVenger shrugs
[14:01] <Lady DeVenger> What matters it.
[14:01] <Lady DeVenger> I lost nothing.
[14:01] <Lady DeVenger> And I demonstrated nothing in the multiverse is beyond my reach.
[14:01] <The Revisionist> For as long as you have that time scoop~
[14:02] * Anthony Suthers is back
[14:02] <Lady DeVenger> Find it if you can~
[14:02] * Anthony Suthers walks over, whistling.
[14:02] * Lady DeVenger looks at Anthony Suthers..
[14:02] *** Anthony Suthers. is your average everyday Anthony Suthers.

[14:02] * Anthony Suthers picks up the mutilated and projectile ridden frozen corpse.
[14:02] * Lady DeVenger looks at Anthony Suthers.
[14:02] *** Anthony Suthers is is a man who was forced to choose between his principles and his life and children. He *appears* to be a young man, but looks can be deceiving. . He seeks to aid the world, and to bring to justice those who needlessly killed his offspring.
His image Song is: The theme from "Bladerunner".
[14:02] <Lady DeVenger> Greetings, Citizen!
[14:02] <Anthony Suthers> Greetins!
[14:02] * Lady DeVenger narrows her eye.
[14:03] * Anthony Suthers picks up the body with suprising strength, and drags it to an elevator.
[14:03] * The Revisionist watches deVenger's reaction curiously
[14:03] * Anthony Suthers presses the Elevator button.
[14:03] * Lady DeVenger video records this.
[14:03] * Lady DeVenger uses her eyepatch to do it discreetly.
[14:04] <Lady DeVenger> Where are you taking the body, Citizen?
[14:04] * Anthony Suthers drags the body into the elevator car. "My gratitude again for your cooperation!"
[14:04] * Anthony Suthers pushes the door close button.
[14:04] <Lady DeVenger> Oh, think nothing of it.
[14:04] <The Revisionist> What are you thinking.
[14:04] <Lady DeVenger> You saw it.
[14:04] * Anthony Suthers waves goodbye. "Oh, I'm afraid thinking nothing of it is impossible."
[14:04] *** Anthony Suthers [Anthony@WhateverIsNecessary.gov] has quit IRC (There WILL be order.)
[14:05] <The Revisionist> i dont't--
[14:05] <Lady DeVenger> Can of worms, Sylvanran.
[14:05] <Lady DeVenger> Can of worms.
[14:05] * Lady DeVenger doesn't look happy allof a sudden.
[14:05] <Lady DeVenger> Our temporary alliance may need to be extended.
[14:06] <The Revisionist> Why?!
[14:06] <Lady DeVenger> The pawns are advancing up the chessboard.
[14:06] * Lady DeVenger says nothing more.
[14:06] <The Revisionist> I don't understand one word you just said.
[14:07] * Lady DeVenger just rolls her fingers over the hilt of vindicator, in a 1-2-3-4 gesture in time with her hearts' beat.
[14:07] <Lady DeVenger> They're motes, and simple.
[14:08] <Lady DeVenger> But a aimplicity that masks a chaotic complexity.
[14:08] <Lady DeVenger> emergent.
[14:08] <Lady DeVenger> You'll see it, soon enough.
[14:08] <The Revisionist> You almost sound respectful.
[14:08] <Lady DeVenger> One does not disrespect the hurricane when it finds one.
[14:10] <The Revisionist> You're a vile creature.
[14:10] * Lady DeVenger shrugs.
[14:10] <Lady DeVenger> i have a vision.
[14:10] <The Revisionist> Not stereoscopic~
[14:11] <Lady DeVenger> hah.
[14:11] *** Lady DeVenger [darkone@shada.sen] has left #suburbansenshi2 (finding her room.)
[14:12] <The Revisionist> I thought Ninegate's death would simplify things.
[14:23] <DCUO_YingGirl> death never does. When something dies, there is bound to be a few to take their place
[14:23] *** DCUO_YingGirl [guardianphoenix@unknowndestiny.com] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[14:23] <@spiritflame> irasshai DCUO_YingGirl
[14:23] <The Revisionist> Yeah.
[14:23] * DCUO_YingGirl is floating...carying a soder cola
[14:24] *** Franziska von Karma [vonKarma@da.co.la.ca.us] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[14:24] <@spiritflame> irasshai Franziska von Karma
[14:25] * Franziska von Karma does NOT look pleased.
[14:25] <The Revisionist> Prosecutor von Karma, hello.
[14:25] * Franziska von Karma looks at the woman in the tree.
[14:25] <Franziska von Karma> Who are you?
[14:26] <The Revisionist> Prosecutor Sylvanran. Before you asked, I regenerated.
[14:26] * DCUO_YingGirl sighs. Drinks her soda can
[14:26] <The Revisionist> ^ask
[14:26] * Franziska von Karma looks at Miss YingGirl.
[14:26] <Franziska von Karma> I'm not happy about this... but...
[14:27] * Franziska von Karma has a complaint from Anthony Suthers to serve.
[14:27] <Franziska von Karma> My client is suing you for the death of his "children."
[14:27] <The Revisionist> Ugh.
[14:28] <Franziska von Karma> Don't 'ugh' me, Miss Arx Sylvanran! It was your foolish trial that made this travesty possible!
[14:28] * Franziska von Karma cracks her whip at Arx
[14:28] <The Revisionist> You didn't have to take the case ><
[14:29] <Franziska von Karma> I'm not.
[14:29] <Franziska von Karma> This is as far as I go with this foolishness.
[14:29] <DCUO_YingGirl> ....damnit
[14:29] * Franziska von Karma places the complaint by Ying.
[14:29] <Franziska von Karma> I'm sorry about this, but that foolish fool in the tree up there opened the door for this.
[14:30] <Franziska von Karma> And as an officer of the court I have no choice but to help someone who asks file the complaint.
[14:30] <Franziska von Karma> I think it's disgusting, myself.
[14:31] <DCUO_YingGirl> ....
[14:31] * DCUO_YingGirl really doesn't have the funds
[14:31] * The Revisionist sighs.
[14:31] <The Revisionist> You can get a bond.
[14:32] <DCUO_YingGirl> From who? I'm the most wanted woman
[14:32] <Franziska von Karma> Everyone knows that was a fraud, now.
[14:33] <Franziska von Karma> That foolish deception was what brought me here from America.
[14:33] <DCUO_YingGirl> I don't have much friends either
[14:33] <Franziska von Karma> I'm going to prosecture whoever did it.
[14:33] <DCUO_YingGirl> And i can't fork Hitori for cash
[14:33] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> I'll front it.
[14:34] * Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq. nods to the prosecutors.
[14:34] <DCUO_YingGirl> You're damning yourself in helping mer
[14:34] <Franziska von Karma> Defense Attorney Harriet Weinberg...
[14:34] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> I'm a defense attorney.
[14:34] <DCUO_YingGirl> Everyone knows it'll pass and then they'll kill my bird
[14:34] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> I won't allow it.
[14:35] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> Let me represent you.
[14:35] <The Revisionist> Who's Suthers' counsel?
[14:35] <DCUO_YingGirl> And yet the bird was trying to save my ass...
[14:35] <Franziska von Karma> not me.
[14:36] * DCUO_YingGirl lowers her head. Holding the papers
[14:36] <Franziska von Karma> I'm not sure if he wants a criminal trial or not. If it's not criminal, they can't kill your bird.
[14:36] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> Well that's the first part of this we need to clear up.
[14:36] * DCUO_YingGirl keeps quiet
[14:37] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> Do I have your permission to represent you?
[14:37] <DCUO_YingGirl> fine...but the trial will not end in our favor
[14:37] <DCUO_YingGirl> i can't loose hitori over this
[14:38] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> Okay.
[14:38] <DCUO_YingGirl> everyutime we do something...we're always the bad ones
[14:38] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> First thing I'll do is try to get the bird taken off the table.
[14:38] <DCUO_YingGirl> It's why we don't have any friends
[14:39] * Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq. shakes her head. "The law doesn't care about friends. It cares about facts."
[14:39] <Franziska von Karma> Harriet Weinberg.
[14:39] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> ?
[14:39] <Franziska von Karma> Be careful. This man is obsessed.
[14:40] <Franziska von Karma> Normal reasoning may not work on him.
[14:40] * Emerald_Archer fires her arrowers. Unleashing wanted posters to post on trees. Each picture is for the capture of YIng
[14:40] * Emerald_Archer flees and laughs.
[14:40] * Hidden Person looks at Emerald Archer.
[14:40] *** Emerald Archer is your average everyday Emerald Archer

[14:40] * Hidden Person is away 
[14:40] * The Revisionist hears the noise outside
[14:41] *** Emerald_Archer [archerwind@queenabstergoindustries.com] has left #suburbansenshi2 (hoo hoo ho...tony wuill kill the bird)
[14:41] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> Thanks, von Karma.
[14:41] <Franziska von Karma> Don't thank me. I wish I had no part in this at all.
[14:42] <The Revisionist> That's the price of that Prosecutor's badge.
[14:42] <DCUO_YingGirl> the fact i didn't let hitori attack his "children"...he wanted to save my life by using a distraction
[14:42] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> Hmm.
[14:42] <DCUO_YingGirl> which ended with him loosing a kid abnd blamming the bird for it
[14:42] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> Well the thing is this...
[14:42] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> Sure he's adjudged human... now.
[14:43] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> but at the time, no such judgement was in place.
[14:43] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> So his "children" wouldn't have been recognized as such by the law or by anyone but him.
[14:43] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> I'm going to use that as a line of attack.
[14:43] <DCUO_YingGirl> they were machines
[14:43] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> Exactly.
[14:44] <DCUO_YingGirl> hitori attacked his machines in order to stop tony from cornering me
[14:44] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> Why was tony after you, anyway?
[14:45] <DCUO_YingGirl> but since the law favours Tony, we'll be rotting in a jail cell
[14:45] <The Revisionist> The law only says he's a man.
[14:45] <The Revisionist> That's it.
[14:45] <The Revisionist> I was part of that judgement.
[14:45] <DCUO_YingGirl> I follow him downstairs, ponderring what he was doing...he didn't like me fooling around or seeing what he was up too
[14:45] <The Revisionist> for better or worse.
[14:46] * Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq. writes that down
[14:46] <DCUO_YingGirl> So he unlease some gases to stop me...i tried to head back up...then hitori came and saw I was in danger
[14:47] <DCUO_YingGirl> He then attacked Tony's machines via pecking at the boards'
[14:47] <DCUO_YingGirl> It cause tony to distraught and we both fled
[14:47] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> Okay, so to be clear....
[14:48] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> you followed him downstairs...
[14:48] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> and he just unleashes gas on you?
[14:48] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> Did you say or do anything to threaten him before he did that??
[14:49] <DCUO_YingGirl> No...I just wonder what he was doing and then he said I was too stupid to follow him downstairs
[14:50] <DCUO_YingGirl> He drew a knife, seeing i was holding my breath.
[14:50] <DCUO_YingGirl> said something on the lines to kill me cause I was too stupid to see his machines
[14:51] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> Okay, we have some advantages here.
[14:51] <DCUO_YingGirl> hitori flew down. He couldn't set the place on fire. So he attacked the machines as a distraction
[14:51] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> There's a principle of legal defense that says if you go overboard when defending yourself, you become the aggressor.
[14:52] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> So even if you scared him when you followed him
[14:52] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> the minute he starts going overkill
[14:52] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> he becomes the attacker
[14:52] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> and then you're within tyour rights to respond with equivalent force
[14:53] <DCUO_YingGirl> yeah...i think when hitori hit his machines, he got overboard. We managed to leave...leaving him machinf with few damages.
[14:53] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> And Hitori's actions weren't overkill compared ot that. She had no idea those were "people" and legally they weren;t at that time.
[14:54] <DCUO_YingGirl> yeah...
[14:55] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> Hang in htere.
[14:55] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> We'll shut this guy down.
[14:55] <DCUO_YingGirl> Hitori is a man.
[14:55] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> Sorry ^6
[14:55] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> ^^
[14:55] <DCUO_YingGirl> well, male
[14:55] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> _he_ had no idea.
[14:57] <DCUO_YingGirl> yeah. but strill...people will see it in tony favour
[14:57] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> We'll see about that.
[14:58] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. declared in Brown v. United States (256 U.S. 335, 343 (16 May 1921)) when upholding the no duty to retreat maxim that "detached reflection cannot be demanded in the presence of an uplifted knife".
[14:58] * DCUO_YingGirl is floating
[15:00] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> There's stuff we can do.
[15:00] <DCUO_YingGirl> yeah.
[15:02] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> "Self-defense" is a legal theory based on the claim of necessiry. It justifies an act that would otherwise be illegal. For example, it is illegal to punch someone in the nose. If, however, they are attacking you, your hitting them to defend yourself is legal. Self-defense may be raised in a criminal case. It may also be raised as a defense in a civil case where the complaining parry is asking for money dalnages. I
[15:03] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> The first question in any case of self defense is, "Who is the aggressor?" If someone hits you, they are probably the aggressor. Note the word "ptObably." There are certain instances where injury to a person is so imminent, that he or she can strike first and still claim the right of self defense. For example, if Fang Wolf runs at Ms Riding Hood declaring that he is going to hurt Ms Hood, and Ms Hood hits Fang first, Fang is still the aggressor. This is because he is approaching Ms Hood declaring or showing hostile intent.
[15:04] <DCUO_YingGirl> oh.
[15:04] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> Courts also look at the reasonableness of the force used by the person claiming self defense. lri the case above, if Fang were 90-years-old and toothless, Ms. Hood's using a tire iron to beat Fang would be considered the use of excessive force. By using excess force, Ms. Hood loses her victim status and cannot claim self-defense.
[15:04] <DCUO_YingGirl> yeah...
[15:04] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> so I'd say poison gas and the knife were excessive force.
[15:04] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> If someone uses or threatens to use non-deadly force against you, you may only use non deadly force in defense. If someone threatens to use or uses deadly force against you, you may use deadly force against them.
[15:05] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> And if he STARTED with deadly force... even if he wins the point that his kids were sentient at that point in time, he still loses the deadly force point, because hitori would be justified.
[15:06] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> Most state laws do not require you to be injured before you have the right to defend yourself. That is, you do not have to take the first blow. This is particularly so with deadly force. You do have to wait for the other person to take the first aggressive action. No matter what the prior relationship was between Ms. Hood and Mr. Wolf, she does not have the right to shoot him on sight. This is so even if Ms. Hood has a restraining order tel1ing Mr. Wolf to stay away from Ms. Hood and grandma's house. What types of actions might be considered "aggressive?" That is going to vary from state to state. Mr. Wolf's statements of intent, his carrying a weapon in a manner that indicates his immediate intention to use the weapon, his unjustified and hostile approach to Ms. Hood, his degree of agitarion, are all factors a judge might consider in determining if Mr. Wolf was the aggressor and intended Ms. Hood serious harm. It is in rhis COntext that the duty to retreat arises. Most courts in the United States do not allow people to draw lines in the sand and say, "If you cross this line I am going to shoot you." Most courts would requite Ms. Hood to rake all reasonable steps to avoid a confrontation if she could do so safely.
[15:06] <DCUO_YingGirl> Yeah...
[15:07] * Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq. closes her law book.
[15:07] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> I'll have to demand logs of the incident from Suthers and then prepare my case.
[15:08] <DCUO_YingGirl> yeah...
[15:08] <DCUO_YingGirl> i just hope we have a chance
[15:09] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> I think we do.
[15:09] <DCUO_YingGirl> but the future looks bleak
[15:09] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> Like von Karma said, that guy is obsessed.
[15:09] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> All we have to do is get him to show off how inasne he really is to the court.
[15:09] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> that plus the law and the logs should do it.
[15:11] <DCUO_YingGirl> yeah.
[15:14] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> Okay, I'm going to go do some research.
[15:14] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> Take care.
[15:15] <DCUO_YingGirl> you too
[15:15] * Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq. is away: Iwon't let him hurt you or your bird.
[15:15] * Davis and Sailor Templar watch in the shadows]
[15:16] * Davis and Sailor Templar leave
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[15:18] * The Revisionist calls Sakura April
[15:19] <The Revisionist> Hey... It's Arx.. I need you to do some bodyguard duty...
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[15:19] <@spiritflame> irasshai @Wolf
[15:19] <The Revisionist> you still haven't found Paisely?
[15:19] <The Revisionist> I'll go find her. I want you to shadow Harriet Weinberg.
[15:20] * The Revisionist snaps her phone shut.
[15:20] * Franziska von Karma nods to Mister Brad London.
[15:22] * Sailor Templar drinks her soder cola
[15:22] * @Wolf nods back and sips a red eye
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[15:22] <Eitak_Razal> ......
[15:22] * DCUO_YingGirl is floating
[15:23] <Eitak_Razal> Ugh. Time for cleanup. If anyone sees tony tell him I am looking for him.
[15:23] * DCUO_YingGirl puts the sheet of paper in her jacket
[15:24] * The Revisionist springs off her tree and bolts into the forest, having a bad feeling about Peinforte
[15:24] <Franziska von Karma> I will.
[15:24] <Eitak_Razal> Thank You.
[15:25] <@Wolf> What are we up to then
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[15:26] <Franziska von Karma> Nothing, right now.
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[15:28] <@spiritflame> irasshai CardShopOnna
[15:28] <CardShopOnna> Heeey, hon.
[15:28] * Franziska von Karma gets a small c[BLEEP]ktail at the bar.
[15:29] <CardShopOnna> So.
[15:29] * CardShopOnna gets a hot toddy from the bar
[15:29] * DCUO_YingGirl ponders if she should leave
[15:29] <@Wolf> Hey babe
[15:29] <@Wolf> Ms. Karma, have you met my wife Rose?
[15:30] <Franziska von Karma> von Karma, and I don't believe so.
[15:30] <Franziska von Karma> Hello.
[15:30] <CardShopOnna> Rose London, nice to meet you.
[15:30] <Franziska von Karma> I am Franziska von Karma. Likewise.
[15:30] * Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq. is back
[15:30] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> This guy... has no case.
[15:31] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> I've just gone over the logs.
[15:31] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> I'll bury him in ten minutes flat.
[15:31] <@Wolf> Hows your day been hun?
[15:31] * @Wolf lights a smoke
[15:31] <Franziska von Karma> An impressive claim, Harriet S. Weinberg~ worthy of a von Karma.
[15:32] <CardShopOnna> All right. The store's kinda sparse, with final exams and all...
[15:32] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> Franziska... you're a prosecutor.
[15:32] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> Take a look at the logs and tell me if this guy has a leg to stand on, considering what he did.
[15:32] * Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq. BBMs them over.
[15:33] * Franziska von Karma reads.
[15:33] <CardShopOnna> I run a game shop.
[15:33] <CardShopOnna> With an iron fist.
[15:34] <@Wolf> God I do not miss school.
[15:34] <@Wolf> I took the Kung Fu route. I just walked the earth and learned that way.
[15:35] <DCUO_YingGirl> So you're like that guy in ramna 1/2 that can turn into a pig?
[15:35] <@Wolf> Sure why not.
[15:36] * CardShopOnna gets a cup of cold water from the bar
[15:36] <CardShopOnna> so if you really went to Jusenkyo, what spring did you fall in?
[15:36] <Franziska von Karma> She stays back, he deploys a knife... ignores her protestation that she's not touching anything, pulls out a gun... she backs off, he fires a blast that fills the room with CO2... threatens to punch her as she gags, pulls out a knife... deploys MORE gas on the assumption the bird would burn... threatens to cut off Ying's HANDS... POISONS the bird...
[15:37] <@Wolf> The one that turns me into a sexy b[BLEEP]ch. Oh wait. Thats me now
[15:37] <Franziska von Karma> Mein Gott. I knew he was obsessed... but...
[15:38] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> Well, Prosecutor von Karma? Does the Castle defense apply here?
[15:38] <Franziska von Karma> If it did, that went out the window with the first knife pull.
[15:38] * CardShopOnna giggles
[15:39] <Franziska von Karma> They will never reach the question of the sentience of the children.
[15:39] <Franziska von Karma> If you play your cards correctly and raise this affirmative defense.
[15:39] * DCUO_YingGirl stays quiet
[15:39] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> That's my plan.
[15:40] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> Actually I intend to slap this in Suther's face and get him to drop this.
[15:40] <Franziska von Karma> Be careful. As I said, he is dangerously obsessive. This log proves it.
[15:40] <CardShopOnna> Hey, wait, is this the whole s[BLEEP]t where that a[BLEEP]le hurt Ying?
[15:40] <Franziska von Karma> "[21:24] <Anthony Suthers> AND DON'T come back or I'll hand her your body after I've cut your hands off!"
[15:41] <Franziska von Karma> "[21:19] <Anthony Suthers> Why don't I just try punching you in the stomach since you were too stupid to leave through that door there?"
[15:41] <@Wolf> I have the [/url http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1QI4P0YqtM] solution [/url] to your problem
[15:41] <Franziska von Karma> "[21:10] <Anthony Suthers> Get away from my most precious possessions, or I will skin you alive for vengeance as well as on principle!"
[15:41] <@Wolf> (( OH MOTHER F[BLEEP]KER ))
[15:41] <@Wolf> [URL]
[15:41] <@Wolf> There
[15:41] <@Wolf> Use that
[15:41] <Franziska von Karma> Yes it is.
[15:42] * Franziska von Karma SLAMS her fists on the table
[15:42] <Franziska von Karma> THAT WRETCHED DEFENSE
[15:42] * DCUO_YingGirl doesn't want to talk.
[15:42] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> LOL have you been bitten by it?
[15:42] * Franziska von Karma does not comment
[15:43] <@Wolf> The Chewbacca Defence got me out of a murder one once.
[15:43] <@Wolf> True story.
[15:43] * Franziska von Karma just groans
[15:44] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> haha
[15:44] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> I can't wait for Suthers to get back.
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[15:44] <@spiritflame> irasshai psYchO_saKi
[15:44] <psYchO_saKi> Hey, Harriet~
[15:44] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> Saki. Why are you here?
[15:44] <psYchO_saKi> I've been ordered to watch your back~
[15:44] * DCUO_YingGirl is floating
[15:45] * psYchO_saKi spins one of her .50 cal pistols
[15:45] * psYchO_saKi leans on the wall
[15:46] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> Isn't that overkill ^^;
[15:47] * CardShopOnna pulls out her phone
[15:48] <CardShopOnna> So, what are we going to do for dinner tonight? Store's closing early.
[15:49] * psYchO_saKi meant spins her 13mm <_<
[15:49] * DCUO_YingGirl ponder if she should leave
[15:49] <CardShopOnna> I was thinking steak.
[15:49] <CardShopOnna> Oh, Ying?
[15:50] <CardShopOnna> Would you be interested in helping out?
[15:50] <@Wolf> Sure babe
[15:50] <CardShopOnna> I need to do some cleaning and inventory for the store sometime before the spring vacation rush.
[15:50] <@Wolf> sounds like a plan
[15:50] <CardShopOnna> And then there's something else...
[15:51] <CardShopOnna> Midna's been asking me to take her to Sendai for the anniversary of the earthquake.
[15:51] <@Wolf> hmm?
[15:51] <DCUO_YingGirl> i guess...i could help
[15:51] <@Wolf> oh?
[15:52] <CardShopOnna> Do you think it's still safe?
[15:55] <DCUO_YingGirl> I spend my time fighting demons from another plane. I think i could help spring cleaning
[15:56] <@Wolf> It should be
[15:56] <@Wolf> Can I go with you?
[15:57] <CardShopOnna> Yeah, of course
[15:57] <Franziska von Karma> Also Harriet... note this... YingGirl found the door and he STILL released more gas.
[15:58] <Franziska von Karma> Clearly his intent was to kill.
[15:58] <Franziska von Karma> Especially considering he said "[21:16] <Anthony Suthers> But it seems I've said too much..."
[15:59] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> Jesus Franziska, you should be prosecuting him.
[15:59] <CardShopOnna> I don't know what sort of accomodations are there...are LEFT there...
[15:59] <Franziska von Karma> ...
[15:59] <DCUO_YingGirl> ..yeah...
[15:59] * Franziska von Karma nods slowly.
[16:00] * Franziska von Karma adjusts her collar slightly
[16:00] <Franziska von Karma> This is going to get troublesome.
[16:00] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> Hey, the logs don't lie.
[16:00] * CardShopOnna sends a text message to Suu
[16:00] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> He went for attempted murder FIRST.
[16:01] <@Wolf> One of these days we need to take a trip just you and me.
[16:01] * Franziska von Karma texts rei.bot
[16:01] <Franziska von Karma> Looks like I'll be needing protection as well.
[16:01] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> Are you...
[16:02] <Franziska von Karma> Yinggirl. That pleading I gave you... destroy it.
[16:02] <Franziska von Karma> Upon reading the record and being informed of all the facts in this case...
[16:02] <@Wolf> If you need protection I work cheap.
[16:02] * DCUO_YingGirl takes out the pleading
[16:02] <Franziska von Karma> I am going to initiate prosecution against Anthony Suthers for the attempted murder of yourself and your bird.
[16:02] * DCUO_YingGirl sets it on fire via her powers
[16:03] <CardShopOnna> Hey, Von Karma.
[16:03] <Franziska von Karma> I have Miss rei.bot, but your help would be welcomes, Mister Brad London.
[16:03] <Franziska von Karma> Yes?
[16:03] <@Wolf> Well I need to bolt.
[16:03] <CardShopOnna> My friend Suu would like to speak with you.
[16:03] * @Wolf gives the wife a kiss
[16:03] <Franziska von Karma> Miss Yotsuba? Anytime.
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[16:03] * CardShopOnna kisses her husband goodbye "Remember, steak night tonight ^^"
[16:04] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> Man, fastest defense jon EVER XD
[16:04] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> ^job
[16:04] * Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq. is away: do I ROCK or WHAT.
[16:04] <CardShopOnna> Ah, she's busy right now.
[16:05] <Franziska von Karma> Have her BBM me, I'll meet her at her convenience.
[16:05] <CardShopOnna> Probably have to be later tonight or tomorrow, but I told her you were getting info from Ying and she wanted to talk to you about Anthony attacking her.
[16:05] * Franziska von Karma passes along her PIN
[16:05] <CardShopOnna> BBM?
[16:05] <Franziska von Karma> Very good.
[16:05] * DCUO_YingGirl is still flying
[16:05] <Franziska von Karma> BlackBerry Messenger.
[16:05] <CardShopOnna> Ah, the old Crackberry.
[16:05] <Franziska von Karma> Yes.
[16:05] <CardShopOnna> Friend of mine got hit by the data outage and vowed "never again."
[16:06] <CardShopOnna> Company doesn't seem to be doing well, either.
[16:06] <DCUO_YingGirl> heh
[16:06] <Franziska von Karma> It was a huge disruption to the court as well, but it's all we use.
[16:06] * CardShopOnna drinks her hot Mexican coffee
[16:07] <CardShopOnna> So, Ying. I will let you know when I need you. It'll probably also be prep for our trip up to Sendai...
[16:07] * Franziska von Karma sees another annoying joke from that foolish Godot...
[16:07] <CardShopOnna> Damn. Can hardly believe it's been a year since the quake...
[16:07] <DCUO_YingGirl> cool
[16:07] <Franziska von Karma> Also, Ying. He tried to poison your bird before she went after the computers.
[16:08] <Franziska von Karma> This is as clear a case against him as I can see.
[16:08] <CardShopOnna> Ying, if anyone tries to f[BLEEP]k with you...
[16:09] <CardShopOnna> - I will make sure they wish my HUSBAND was the one smacking the s[BLEEP]t out of them...keh...keh... -
[16:09] <DCUO_YingGirl> ...I see.
[16:12] * Franziska von Karma has not backed down from prosecuting madmen before... why does this one make her so nervous?
[16:15] * DCUO_YingGirl still hopes she can be the hero
[16:15] <Franziska von Karma> I don't think you need to fear losing that status.
[16:16] <DCUO_YingGirl> thanks.
[16:16] * Franziska von Karma nods
[16:19] <DCUO_YingGirl> you do know where I can find pomergrantes??
[16:19] <Franziska von Karma> Sorry, I don't.
[16:19] <DCUO_YingGirl> yeah...hitori misses his chance to savour them
[16:21] <CardShopOnna> Hmm...not sure if they're in season...
[16:21] <CardShopOnna> Maybe the ethnic grocery store? They might just have the seeds.
[16:22] <DCUO_YingGirl> thanks.
[16:23] <DCUO_YingGirl> Hitori preper these fruits.
[16:24] <DCUO_YingGirl> He does go a little crazy when he finds them
[16:24] <CardShopOnna> Heh.
[16:24] <CardShopOnna> Well I gotta head back and freshen up for date night.
[16:24] <CardShopOnna> Take care of yourself, OK>
[16:25] <DCUO_YingGirl> Yeah.
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[16:28] * DCUO_YingGirl takes her leave
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[16:30] * Franziska von Karma works on the court record.
[16:55] * Franziska von Karma finishes.
[17:00] <Franziska von Karma> This man...
[17:00] <Franziska von Karma> This man is truly dangerous.
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[17:00] <@spiritflame> irasshai Matsumi Kaze
[17:00] * Matsumi Kaze walks back in, wiping tears from her eyes
[17:00] <Franziska von Karma> Hello, Matsumi Kaze.
[17:00] <Franziska von Karma> Is something wrong?
[17:01] <Matsumi Kaze> yeah...
[17:01] <Franziska von Karma> What is it.
[17:01] <Matsumi Kaze> well...I'm not sure how much I can tell you...
[17:02] <Matsumi Kaze> it's Tony...
[17:02] <Franziska von Karma> Mister Suthers?
[17:02] <Franziska von Karma> has he done something else?!
[17:02] <Matsumi Kaze> yeah.....
[17:03] <Matsumi Kaze> well...
[17:03] * Franziska von Karma shows Matsumi Kaze the court record.
[17:03] * Matsumi Kaze looks
[17:03] <Franziska von Karma> I intend to prosecute him for attempted murder.
[17:03] <Franziska von Karma> [URL]
[17:04] <Franziska von Karma> Ironically, had he not pressed the issue with seeking claims against YingGirl, I would not have been made privy to this information.
[17:04] <Franziska von Karma> But reading these logs...
[17:04] <Matsumi Kaze> ...
[17:04] <Matsumi Kaze> he plans to....
[17:04] * Matsumi Kaze sighs
[17:04] <Franziska von Karma> Plans to what?
[17:04] * Matsumi Kaze takes out her Q phone...
[17:05] * Matsumi Kaze accesses the archives from the lobby cameras
[17:05] * Matsumi Kaze hands franz the coversation between him and Handy
[17:05] <Franziska von Karma> ...
[17:06] <Franziska von Karma> Then we must apprehend him as soon as possible!
[17:06] <Matsumi Kaze> we have no evidence
[17:06] <Matsumi Kaze> besides I have a feeling
[17:06] <Matsumi Kaze> if we do
[17:06] <Matsumi Kaze> that...woman..will just help him slip out
[17:06] <Matsumi Kaze> I feel like my future is so f[BLEEP]king useless now
[17:07] <Lady DeVenger> no I won't~
[17:07] <Franziska von Karma> You!
[17:07] <Lady DeVenger> I just push buttons~
[17:07] <Lady DeVenger> If he gets locked up, tha's his problem~
[17:07] <Matsumi Kaze> you won't f[BLEEP]king touch quinox
[17:08] <Lady DeVenger> Oh, Quinox...
[17:08] <Matsumi Kaze> we can't let you
[17:08] <Lady DeVenger> What do YOU know of Quinox?
[17:08] <Matsumi Kaze> the plan is too important
[17:08] <Matsumi Kaze> ♦ the plan must be carried out
[17:08] * Lady DeVenger smirks.
[17:08] <Lady DeVenger> What makes you think 'm in the way of your plan~
[17:08] <Lady DeVenger> Relax, Old Ones~
[17:08] <Lady DeVenger> Relax~
[17:09] <Matsumi Kaze> ♦ we are not the old ones
[17:09] <Lady DeVenger> there is room enough for Quinox in my design~
[17:09] <Matsumi Kaze> ♦ the great hunger must be eliminated
[17:10] <Lady DeVenger> And so it shall be!
[17:10] <Lady DeVenger> Tell your child to benot distressed.
[17:10] * Franziska von Karma CRACKS her whip. "I asked you who you were!"
[17:10] <Matsumi Kaze> huh who are yo utalking about
[17:10] <Lady DeVenger> Oh, I'm so rude.
[17:10] <Lady DeVenger> Lady DeVenger.
[17:10] <Lady DeVenger> At your service.
[17:10] * Lady DeVenger bows
[17:11] * Lady DeVenger smiles at Matsumi Kaze.
[17:11] * Lady DeVenger is away 
[17:14] <Matsumi Kaze> I'm..confused
[17:15] <Franziska von Karma> Hmm?
[17:17] <Matsumi Kaze> what just happened?
[17:18] <Franziska von Karma> you spoke with a different voice.
[17:21] <Matsumi Kaze> I did?
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[17:22] *** @spiritflame sets mode +o @RiderHeroProject
[17:22] <@spiritflame> irasshai @RiderHeroProject
[17:23] <@RiderHeroProject> - jesus, how much longer is this place gonna be in the middle of the woods.... -
[17:23] <Franziska von Karma> Until these foolish fools move it.
[17:24] <@RiderHeroProject> I think I'm allergic to all this "whimsy"
[17:24] <Summoner_Cat> i'm not.
[17:24] <Franziska von Karma> I don't find the idea of a giant norse god attacking the root of crration whimsical.
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[17:24] <@spiritflame> irasshai Summoner_Cat
[17:25] <@RiderHeroProject> and all this fog is reeking havoc with my holoemitters
[17:25] * Franziska von Karma looks at Summoner_Cat.
[17:25] *** Summoner_Cat is your average everyday Summoner_Cat

[17:25] <@RiderHeroProject> You haven't been cleaning enchanted unicorn s[BLEEP]t out of your shoes then.
[17:26] * Franziska von Karma is studying sentencing suggestions for attempted murder.
[17:26] * Summoner_Cat is now known as Summoner Cat
[17:26] * is now known as Summoner Cat
[17:26] * Franziska von Karma looks at Summoner Cat.
[17:26] *** Summoner Cat is is a young siamese cat, wearing a violet vest. He carries a magical staff as he hangs along with the fellow spellcasters. He belongs to Black_Paladin-sensei More information about him is Here.
His image Song is: "Sugar Water" by Cibo matto.
[17:26] <@RiderHeroProject> way to f[BLEEP]kin' colorful for what it is.
[17:26] * Summoner Cat walkis on his hind legs, sitting.
[17:27] * Summoner Cat sits.
[17:27] <@RiderHeroProject> ah, one of ying's card things, hello.
[17:27] * Franziska von Karma sees it would be 20 to life...
[17:27] <Summoner Cat> This place has quite the audiance
[17:27] <Summoner Cat> plus...not bad for mediating
[17:29] <Summoner Cat> she doesn't play with us...but the new dragon deck has paladin happy
[17:29] <Summoner Cat> i like making appearance there and now. it gets me moody
[17:30] <@RiderHeroProject> ah yes, I remember dabbling with the game back in my formative years.
[17:32] <Summoner Cat> i dunno where i go once master is gone. Maybe fade into the darkness
[17:33] * Franziska von Karma goes over her organizer.
[17:34] <Matsumi Kaze> soooo
[17:34] <Matsumi Kaze> tomorrow everyone at the theatre gets a day off
[17:34] <Franziska von Karma> I believe I've confirmed there can be no way Ying or Hitori could ever be accusedof murder or attempted murder.
[17:34] <Franziska von Karma> There's no Mens Rea at all.
[17:35] <Franziska von Karma> Suthers, on the other hand.
[17:35] <Franziska von Karma> guilty as sin.
[17:35] <Summoner Cat> that's good
[17:35] * Franziska von Karma has updated the court record with her legal analysis.
[17:40] <@RiderHeroProject> that freaky robot dude?
[17:41] <Franziska von Karma> As you say it.
[17:41] <Franziska von Karma> A very distubed individual.
[17:42] <Franziska von Karma> To think, Iw as going to file suit on his behalf against her...
[17:42] <Franziska von Karma> it is a good thing Miss Harriet Weinberg got me that log.
[17:43] <Summoner Cat> It will be a long fight
[17:44] <Franziska von Karma> Yes.
[17:44] <@RiderHeroProject> no sane person can trust a cackling cyborg
[17:44] <Franziska von Karma> I will need some more evidence...
[17:44] <@RiderHeroProject> especially is they've ever read a book involving Hank Henshaw
[17:45] <Franziska von Karma> It's received wisdom that his blood is poisonous.
[17:45] <Summoner Cat> i did recall he did went nuts firing guns at my master.
[17:45] <Franziska von Karma> That's not true.
[17:45] <Franziska von Karma> He fired at the canisters.
[17:45] <Franziska von Karma> But that's good enough.
[17:46] <Franziska von Karma> Becsuase he released uncontrolled amounts of Carbon Dioxide into the air.
[17:46] <Franziska von Karma> which could be fatal given enough explosure.
[17:46] <Franziska von Karma> ^exposure
[17:47] <Franziska von Karma> ♦ [21:22] * YingGirl backs away, trying to find the bloody door [21:22] <Anthony Suthers> You could have just left. Defendant makes no move to clear the gas or let Victim out, despite seeing she is trapped. [21:22] <Anthony Suthers> I wonder what the concentration in you is right now?
[17:47] <Matsumi Kaze> he's a psycho
[17:47] <Summoner Cat> no...the aftermath. he did went after ying and hitori.
[17:47] <Franziska von Karma> In the same incident or later?
[17:48] <Eitak_Razal> I've tried to convince him to to dop the charges but hes always refused regardless of what i put on the table
[17:48] <Franziska von Karma> ...Also.. he locked th ephoenix in the room with the high concentration.
[17:49] * Franziska von Karma adds that to her organizer.
[17:49] <@RiderHeroProject> No one ever wants to go with the "choke a b[BLEEP]ch" approach to him
[17:49] <Franziska von Karma> I'm going to prosecute him.
[17:49] <Eitak_Razal> remind me, is carbon dioxide explosive?
[17:50] <Franziska von Karma> Not particularly.
[17:50] <Franziska von Karma> But in fire-suppression quanities it can kill.
[17:50] <Eitak_Razal> Phoenixs are fire elementls.
[17:50] <Franziska von Karma> And he was using it at that level in anticipation of the phoenix.
[17:50] <Franziska von Karma> As he says himself.
[17:50] <Summoner Cat> few days after this...he attack the hotel with guns.
[17:51] <Eitak_Razal> The lw he loves is going to be his downfall
[17:53] * Summoner Cat sighs
[17:54] <Franziska von Karma> Whocan tell me about Hitori himself?
[17:54] <Franziska von Karma> He has a human form as I can see.
[17:54] <Franziska von Karma> He can speak.
[17:54] <Franziska von Karma> Did Suthers know these things beforehand?
[17:56] <Summoner Cat> He rests with Ying
[17:58] * Franziska von Karma sighs
[17:58] * Franziska von Karma will have to go through all the security logs.
[17:58] * Franziska von Karma has to make the _perfect_ case.
[17:59] <Summoner Cat> and it's hard to see where he went. He's loyal to YIng. But that';s because he create her
[18:00] * Franziska von Karma nods
[18:01] <Summoner Cat> if he dies, there would be no eagle of justice
[18:01] * Franziska von Karma wonders if Prosecutor Sylvanran's trial might have yielded the information she needs.
[18:03] * Summoner Cat enjoy the suurroundings
[18:03] * Franziska von Karma gets a more powerful computer from the library
[18:04] * Franziska von Karma downloads all the 2011 / 2012 logs
[18:05] <Det. Ema Skye> you look busy.
[18:05] <Franziska von Karma> Still here, Detective Ema Skye?
[18:05] * Summoner Cat purrs
[18:05] <Det. Ema Skye> I'm going to take some courses at Mugen on advanced Forensics.
[18:06] <Franziska von Karma> They still won't make you a CSI, you know.
[18:06] <Franziska von Karma> You're too valuable to them as a Detective.
[18:06] <Matsumi Kaze> I teach there
[18:06] * Matsumi Kaze smiles
[18:06] <Det. Ema Skye> they won't have a choice!
[18:06] <Matsumi Kaze> I teach at mugen
[18:06] * Det. Ema Skye noms her snackoos
[18:06] <Det. Ema Skye> :D
[18:07] <Det. Ema Skye> In the sciences?
[18:07] <Matsumi Kaze> afraid not
[18:07] <Matsumi Kaze> but I know some of the science staff
[18:07] * Franziska von Karma could very well have CSI music playing behind her as she goes through the logs
[18:07] <Matsumi Kaze> good people
[18:07] <Det. Ema Skye> Good.
[18:09] <Franziska von Karma> :/
[18:10] * Summoner Cat takes his leave.
[18:10] *** Summoner Cat [kitty_chan@duelacademia.ed.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (i need to chase the yarn balls)
[18:11] <Matsumi Kaze> ....except for Hotoshi-sensei
[18:11] * Franziska von Karma looks up Prosecutor Sylvanran's Trial.
[18:11] <Matsumi Kaze> - don't take any of his classes -
[18:15] * Det. Ema Skye nods slowly
[18:15] <Matsumi Kaze> - EVERRRRR... -
[18:18] <Eitak_Razal> Who?
[18:18] <Matsumi Kaze> Hotoshi-sensei
[18:18] <Matsumi Kaze> he's a f[BLEEP]king idiot
[18:48] * Matsumi Kaze offers Ema a ginger ale
[18:49] <Eitak_Razal> (( sis is ok. she has a brace on her knee as a precaution (and crtuchs and is in pain but is otherwise ok. she's sitting next to me. ))
[18:50] <Matsumi Kaze> (( oh good! ))
[18:55] <Det. Ema Skye> Eitak Rezal.
[18:55] <Franziska von Karma> ^
[18:56] <Franziska von Karma> I need some information.
[18:59] * Matsumi Kaze checks her Q phone
[19:04] <Eitak_Razal> What kind of information?
[19:05] <Franziska von Karma> You've worked with Mister Suthers, yes?
[19:05] <Franziska von Karma> What do yo uknow of his blood?
[19:05] <Eitak_Razal> More or Less
[19:05] <Eitak_Razal> That he doesn't have any.
[19:05] * Eitak_Razal smirks
[19:06] <Franziska von Karma> .....
[19:06] <Franziska von Karma> What flows through his veins then?
[19:06] <Eitak_Razal> He's an AI
[19:08] <Franziska von Karma> Do you know if he has poison in his system?
[19:08] <Eitak_Razal> Honestly. I don't know.
[19:08] <Eitak_Razal> I haven't been able to gleam how is body operates
[19:09] <Franziska von Karma> ... in the logs it looks like his "blood" had some kind of poison
[19:10] <Franziska von Karma> I can prosecute him for crimes against Ying easily without that information.
[19:10] <Franziska von Karma> But I would like to prosecute him for bith if possible.
[19:10] <Franziska von Karma> a von Karma does not leave stones unturned.
[19:11] * Franziska von Karma wonders if she can subpoena Aesculapius' medical scan data.
[19:23] <Eitak_Razal> That said. I have the blue prints to tony's house if they'll be of any use. After all, I funded it
[19:23] * Franziska von Karma shakes her head.
[19:24] <Franziska von Karma> I'm just trying to establish firm grounds for the attempted poisoning charge.
[19:26] <Franziska von Karma> BINGO.
[19:26] <Franziska von Karma> A Time Lord named Thrash scanned Suthers.
[19:26] <Franziska von Karma> in 2010
[19:27] * Franziska von Karma goes to update the court record
[19:27] * Bedraggled group of Rocket-Dan enter the House.
[19:29] * Bedraggled group of Rocket-Dan all splay out on the floor, exhausted.
[19:29] *** The Stabateur has joined #suburbansenshi2
[19:29] <@spiritflame> irasshai The Stabateur
[19:29] <The Stabateur> Good, everybody is here.
[19:29] <Matsumi Kaze> hi stabby
[19:32] * The Stabateur tosses Matsumi a salute.
[19:32] * Wing hops onto Franzika's head
[19:32] <Franziska von Karma> ...
[19:32] <The Stabateur> Listen, is there any place we can keep some fragile things?
[19:33] <The Stabateur> There are some REALLY strange reptilian creatures wandering through the streets, and their footsteps keep knocking things off shelves!
[19:33] <Franziska von Karma> ...Team Rocket is known to INTERPOL.
[19:33] * Wing tries to pull out a hair
[19:33] <Franziska von Karma> What are you trying to store.
[19:33] * Franziska von Karma bats at the foolish creature!
[19:33] <The Stabateur> Mostly ceramic plates?
[19:34] * Wing flies up briefly..and lands onto fran's head again
[19:34] <Franziska von Karma> Do you have proof of ownership of the plates?
[19:34] * The Stabateur and several of the Grunts think the Gull is cute, and chuckle.
[19:34] * Franziska von Karma doesn't whip animals but this...
[19:34] <The Stabateur> Seriously?
[19:34] <Franziska von Karma> Well, do you?
[19:34] <The Stabateur> Where's the receipt for that coat you are wearing? Also who are you?
[19:34] <Franziska von Karma> A known criminal organization attempting to hide objects....
[19:35] <Franziska von Karma> Prosecutor Franziska von KArma.
[19:35] * Wing pulls out another hair
[19:35] <Franziska von Karma> ><
[19:35] <Matsumi Kaze> gah! bad Wing!
[19:35] <Matsumi Kaze> bad!
[19:35] <Matsumi Kaze> come here!
[19:35] <The Stabateur> Yes well, we can discuss your bribe later, if you want one. We are all very tired right now.
[19:35] * =^catablanca^= BIONIC LEAPS FOR THE GULL
[19:35] * Franziska von Karma whips him
[19:35] <Franziska von Karma> NO BRIBE!
[19:36] <Franziska von Karma> No storage, either!
[19:36] * Wing uses wing attack on Artemis
[19:36] * =^catablanca^= dislocates his jaw, making a giant gaping maw
[19:36] * =^catablanca^= uses his "IMAM CAT IMMA GONNA EÆ YUUUU" attack
[19:37] * Matsumi Kaze recalls Wing back to his pokeball
[19:37] *** Wing has left #suburbansenshi2
[19:37] <The Stabateur> Cute pokemon.
[19:37] * Matsumi Kaze GLARES at Artemis
[19:37] <=^catablanca^=> AWW MAAAN
[19:37] <The Stabateur> Where'd you find him?
[19:37] * =^catablanca^= is away: goign hungry again
[19:38] <The Stabateur> Here kitty kitty!
[19:39] * =^catablanca^= is already gone, drowing his sorrows in liquor
[19:40] <The Stabateur> Aww, and your Meowth was really lonely, Daisuke.
[19:40] * The Stabateur and some of the grunts chuckle.
[19:41] * Franziska von Karma pages Thrash on the Hotel Intercom.
[19:42] * The Stabateur and the other Team Rocket Members carry their bags over to the Restaurant, and order food.
[19:42] *** Thrash has joined #suburbansenshi2
[19:42] <@spiritflame> irasshai Thrash
[19:42] * Thrash walks out of the giant pink teddy bear in the lobby
[19:42] <Thrash> hm? someone call?
[19:42] <Franziska von Karma> Mister Thrash.
[19:42] <Franziska von Karma> .....
[19:42] * Franziska von Karma just shakes her head at the teddy beat
[19:42] <Franziska von Karma> I have a question for you regarding Mister Anthony Suthers.
[19:43] * Rocket Dan joke and talk together, blowing their straw liners at each other.
[19:43] <Thrash> what about tony
[19:44] <Franziska von Karma> In July of 2010 you scanned his blood.
[19:44] <Franziska von Karma> What did you find in it?
[19:44] <Thrash> if I recall correctly
[19:44] <Thrash> it was filled with nanomachines
[19:45] <Thrash> and berylium and radioisotobes
[19:45] <Thrash> so basically poison
[19:45] <Franziska von Karma> Hmm.
[19:45] <Thrash> I would not want to be stabbed by a weapon covered in that substance
[19:46] <Franziska von Karma> So,... this would _require_ a stab wound to cause damage?
[19:46] * Rocket Dan all hush their speaking, and listen.
[19:46] <Franziska von Karma> Radiosiotopes are rradioactive, yes?
[19:46] <Franziska von Karma> Coudn't skin contact be bad as well?
[19:46] <Thrash> oh very
[19:47] <Franziska von Karma> What about the ones in his blood?
[19:48] <Thrash> well it wasn't radium level
[19:48] <Thrash> more low level stuff
[19:48] <Thrash> but higher then the normal background radation of the planet
[19:49] <Franziska von Karma> Tch.
[19:50] * Franziska von Karma will not be able to make her case against Suthers for Hitomi.
[19:50] <Rocket Dan> What are you talking about over there?
[19:52] <Franziska von Karma> Working on an indictment.
[19:52] * Rocket Dan all hush, and listen more intently.
[19:52] <Thrash> do you need any more information?
[19:53] * Rocket Dan eat their large amount of soup.
[19:53] <Franziska von Karma> No, thank you.
[19:53] * The Stabateur slurps noisily.
[19:54] * Thrash nods and walks back into the teddy bear
[19:54] *** Thrash has left #suburbansenshi2
[20:02] * Rocket-Dan are all making a considerable commotion in the Restaurant.
[20:03] * Team Rocket Members carry their bags AWAY from where they took them into the restaurant.
[20:03] * Matsumi Kaze relaxes..
[20:03] <The Stabateur> Sorry about the inconvenience! We'll be off at once.
[20:03] * The Stabateur and the boys look around for a specific person.
[20:03] <Franziska von Karma> ...
[20:03] * Franziska von Karma groans
[20:04] <The Stabateur> Alright, he isn't here. Let's move out.
[20:07] *** Team Rocket Members has quit IRC (Cheese It!)
[20:09] * The Stabateur tips his hat to the gathered personalities. "I'm sooo sorry about the mix-up! See? We are leaving, nice and peacefully!"
[20:09] *** The Stabateur [0] has quit IRC (Taa Taa :D)
[20:09] <Franziska von Karma> Thay ren't suspicious at all
[20:10] * Franziska von Karma rolls her eyes
[20:10] <Det. Ema Skye> You'd think they'd find somewhere else to do shady things.
[20:11] * Measured Footsteps approach the House from the forest.
[20:11] *** @Wolf [Impossible_Soldier@RedRibbonOnline.mil] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[20:11] *** @spiritflame sets mode +o @Wolf
[20:11] <@spiritflame> irasshai @Wolf
[20:11] <@Wolf> Hey kids
[20:12] <@Wolf> And random hot detective.
[20:13] <Det. Ema Skye> Random hot Detective sees your wedding ring.
[20:13] <@Wolf> Good. Because my wife is hotter.
[20:13] <Det. Ema Skye> Good answer~
[20:14] * Det. Ema Skye noms her Snackoos
[20:15] <@Wolf> I was merely commenting.
[20:16] * @Wolf lights a smoke
[20:17] <Det. Ema Skye> Hehe. I just don't want you getting in trouble with your wife.
[20:18] <@Wolf> Never. Don't worry.
[20:18] * Matsumi Kaze switches Ema's brand Snackaroos with generic Snackaroos..let's see if she can tell the difference
[20:19] <Det. Ema Skye> *MUNCH* ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
[20:19] * Det. Ema Skye spits one out and looks at the bag
[20:19] <Det. Ema Skye> What :<
[20:20] * Det. Ema Skye examines this inferior snackoos scientifically.
[20:20] * Matsumi Kaze starts eating ema's snackaroos
[20:20] <Det. Ema Skye> Thos ear emine!
[20:21] * Det. Ema Skye goes after Matsumi
[20:22] * Matsumi Kaze dodges!
[20:22] * Det. Ema Skye comically chases her
[20:23] * Matsumi Kaze tosses the snackaroos at Franchiska
[20:23] <Matsumi Kaze> *can't spell name
[20:23] * Franziska von Karma catches the bag without realizing... oh no
[20:23] * Det. Ema Skye ZOOMS towards Franziska
[20:24] * Franziska von Karma tosses the bag up int he air
[20:24] * Det. Ema Skye catches and clutches it like gollum
[20:25] <Yaijinden> is it
[20:25] <Yaijinden> precious to you
[20:25] <Det. Ema Skye> - My precious -
[20:25] <Yaijinden> gollum gollum :D
[20:26] <@Wolf> ..................
[20:26] <Det. Ema Skye> *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH*
[20:26] * @Wolf hugs Yai
[20:27] <Yaijinden> You stayed tall!
[20:27] * Yaijinden hugs back!
[20:27] <@Wolf> welcome back man,we missedyou
[20:27] *** Souldier [CommanderFluffy@UrbanSpoon.net] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[20:27] <@spiritflame> irasshai Souldier
[20:28] <Yaijinden> I'm glad to see you too. :D
[20:29] <@Wolf> =)
[20:29] *** David O`Cain [JRPMoonSoldier@MKArmyRanger.mil] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[20:29] <@spiritflame> irasshai David O`Cain
[20:29] <Yaijinden> Feels good man.
[20:29] <David O`Cain> Yo.
[20:29] <Yaijinden> Feels different.
[20:29] <Yaijinden> But feels good.
[20:30] <@Wolf> different usualy does.
[20:31] <Yaijinden> The old idols have been sounded out with a hammer.
[20:31] * Souldier pats Wolf on the back, salutes David and bows slightly to Yai
[20:32] <David O`Cain> Yai?! When the hell did you return?! O_o
[20:32] * Yaijinden tosses off a wave
[20:32] <Yaijinden> As of yesterday.
[20:32] * Franziska von Karma is away: Dinner
[20:33] * Det. Ema Skye is away: Checking up on Mugen Academy
[20:33] <David O`Cain> Welcome back, man.
[20:33] <Yaijinden> :D Sankyuu.
[20:36] <Yaijinden> The shintai was prepared for me, and it fit, SO.
[20:36] <David O`Cain> Shintai?
[20:37] * Yaijinden thinks of hwo to explain that
[20:38] <Yaijinden> One part a vessel for an essence.
[20:38] <Yaijinden> One part a body for a soul.
[20:39] <David O`Cain> I see.
[20:39] <Yaijinden> One part an expression...
[20:39] <Yaijinden> One part a framework to build from.
[20:39] <Yaijinden> It's close, but not -entirely- accurate.
[20:40] <Yaijinden> If the form created for me didn't already resonate with my nature, it would never have worked out.
[20:40] * Measured Footsteps walk up to the house, and the door opens.
[20:40] *** Wayne Adams [FeelTheBurn@Derbyshire.nte] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[20:40] <@spiritflame> irasshai Wayne Adams
[20:40] <Wayne Adams> Greetings, everyone!
[20:40] * Wayne Adams sets down some rope and climbing gear.
[20:41] <Yaijinden> Then the imperfections were smoothed out, and the construct integrated into my Mythos.
[20:41] * Yaijinden waves frenetically at this person
[20:41] <Wayne Adams> I certainly hope there is some good food available.
[20:41] <Yaijinden> THE WHITE TILES ARE LAVA BE CAREFUL.
[20:41] <Wayne Adams> Sir... are your eyes okay?
[20:41] <Yaijinden> Why, would you like them?
[20:41] <Wayne Adams> Are you wearing... lighted contacts or something?
[20:41] <Yaijinden> I don't think they'd be good eating, but if you really want to...
[20:41] <Wayne Adams> That must be terrible for you
[20:42] <Yaijinden> I'm willing to make that sacrifice.
[20:42] <Yaijinden> For a stranger.
[20:42] <Yaijinden> FOR YOOOOOOU.
[20:42] <Wayne Adams> Er... I don't think that Eyeballs are part of a balanced Diet.
[20:42] <Yaijinden> Say that to crows!
[20:42] <Yaijinden> They think the damn things are like jellybeans.
[20:42] <Yaijinden> Or liquor-filled chocolates.
[20:42] * Wayne Adams nervously retreats from this person, and goes to the restaurant where he orders 4 meals.
[20:44] <Yaijinden> wai ^__^
[20:45] * Wayne Adams does a few sit-ups as he waits for his food to be ready.
[20:45] * Matsumi Kaze relaxes on the Q sofa
[20:46] * Souldier sneaks over and gives Matsumi a hug. "Hey sis~ ♫ "
[20:46] * David O`Cain waves to Matsumi
[20:47] <Matsumi Kaze> heh hey you two
[20:47] <David O`Cain> How ya doing, Matsumi?
[20:48] * Wayne Adams also does some one-handed pushups.
[20:48] * Souldier looks at Wayne Adams.
[20:48] *** Wayne Adams is Young man who hails from England, and speaks passable Japanese, but is plagued by bad luck. He has truly embraced fitness, and devotedly excercises several hours a day, maintains a strict diet. He is covered in sweat, but his resolve seems superhuman.
His image Song is: Rocky Theme.
[20:49] * Souldier nods in approval.
[20:49] * Wayne Adams stops working out, and begins eating the 4 course meal he ordered from the restaurant. He waves back to Guyver.
[20:49] <Matsumi Kaze> oh I'm ok I guess
[20:50] <David O`Cain> That's good to hear.
[20:51] * Wayne Adams is away: Engrossed in eating
[20:51] * Yaijinden balances on one foot, speculating
[20:54] * Souldier sits down and relaxes
[20:59] <Yaijinden> So tell me more about this union thing you're doing.
[20:59] * @Doctor X rolls into the livingroom in his wheelchair
[20:59] <Souldier> Union thing?
[20:59] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Oh my god it's a Wild Yai
[20:59] <Matsumi Kaze> hi X!
[20:59] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Hi
[20:59] * @Doctor X waves
[20:59] <Souldier> .... why are you in a wheelchair?
[21:00] <David O`Cain> Hey, X.
[21:00] <Yaijinden> WILD.
[21:00] <@Dоcтоʀ X> the honeymoon from hell, remmber? Poisoning, cloning, getting shot with a rubber anti-tank rocket, that sort of thing
[21:00] <Yaijinden> Union. Mawwidge.
[21:00] * @Doctor X is on the mend though
[21:00] <Souldier> Gemini is that rough in bed?
[21:00] <Matsumi Kaze> sad
[21:00] <Matsumi Kaze> oh she rides him
[21:01] <@Dоcтоʀ X> no comment <_<
[21:01] <Matsumi Kaze> didn't know that?
[21:01] <Souldier> Ah. Yes. Of course Yai.
[21:01] * @Doctor X runs over MAtsumis' foot
[21:01] <Souldier> I asked for Eiry's hand in marraige
[21:01] <Yaijinden> It's a reverse cowgirl thing.
[21:01] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Oops~
[21:01] <Matsumi Kaze> GARAGARAGARHG
[21:01] <@Dоcтоʀ X> >:D
[21:01] <Yaijinden> I vaguely remember her!
[21:01] * Matsumi Kaze kicks X's wheelchair
[21:02] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Muhahah
[21:02] <Souldier> A bit shorter then me, short red hair. Lupa. good with flowers
[21:02] * @Doctor X wheels over to the bonsai
[21:03] <Yaijinden> I vaguely remember her more now!
[21:04] <Souldier> I think... we're real close to bonding though.
[21:04] <Yaijinden> :o
[21:04] <Yaijinden> Intense!
[21:05] *** Suu [FourLeafClover@clampgakuen.ac.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[21:05] <@spiritflame> irasshai Suu
[21:05] <Yaijinden> Almost all the people still exist!
[21:06] <David O`Cain> Hi, Suu.
[21:06] <Suu> Is VonKarma-san here?
[21:06] <Souldier> I dont think so Suu
[21:06] <@Dоcтоʀ X> You can page her?
[21:07] <Yaijinden> WILL SCREAMING WORK TO SUMMON THE INQUISITRIX VON KARMA?
[21:07] <Suu> Guess I'll have to.
[21:09] <Suu> Wait, anyone know if she has her cell phone number?
[21:09] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I'm sure she has her cellphone number.
[21:10] * @Doctor X pages Prosecutor von Karma
[21:10] *** Franziska von Karma [vonKarma@da.co.la.ca.us] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[21:10] <@spiritflame> irasshai Franziska von Karma
[21:10] <Suu> Thanks. I really wanted to talk to her.
[21:11] <Suu> Oh!
[21:11] <Suu> Evening, Von Karma-san!
[21:11] <Franziska von Karma> Hello miss Yotsuba Suu :)
[21:11] <Yaijinden> Screaming doesn't work!
[21:11] <Yaijinden> That is -amazing-.
[21:12] <Yaijinden> I am going to have to think of a new tactic.
[21:12] <Suu> So...you're going to be prosecuting Tony Suthers for hurting Ying?
[21:12] <Suu> - Good. -
[21:13] <Franziska von Karma> Yes.
[21:13] <Franziska von Karma> The charge will be attempted murder.
[21:15] <Suu> Then I want to talk to you about what I saw.
[21:15] <Franziska von Karma> You know something?
[21:17] <Suu> Well...
[21:17] <Suu> I wanted to help you out in any way I could.
[21:17] * Franziska von Karma smiles
[21:17] <Franziska von Karma> Anything you can tell me will be useful.
[21:18] <Suu> Okay.
[21:18] <Suu> I didn't really hear or see anything that happened, I just saw the aftermath...
[21:18] * Franziska von Karma nods
[21:19] <Suu> He had really hurt her.
[21:20] <Suu> Her husband Dante went off to try and track Suthers down, and it was just me and her alone in the lobby
[21:20] <Yaijinden> wut's all this then
[21:20] <Yaijinden> ...husband Dante.
[21:20] * Franziska von Karma listens carefully
[21:20] <Suu> then Hitori came by and offered a phoenix feather, and it healed her up pretty quickly.
[21:20] <Suu> After that...I admit, I think I passed out a little bit...
[21:20] * Yaijinden sits up and listens, curious
[21:20] * Suu blushes
[21:21] * Franziska von Karma nods
[21:21] <Suu> Bad memories and all.
[21:21] <Suu> In my opinion...
[21:21] <Franziska von Karma> Ying mentioned an assault after the incident as well.
[21:21] <Souldier> Yao- Ying is married to Dante
[21:21] * Suu nods
[21:21] <Souldier> *yai
[21:21] <Yaijinden> Oh yes.
[21:22] <Yaijinden> She's back, is she?
[21:22] <Suu> Dante will probably fill you in on what happened when he chased Tony Suthers down.
[21:22] * Franziska von Karma nods.
[21:22] * Franziska von Karma uopdates her organizer.
[21:23] <Suu> but...what I saw...
[21:23] <Yaijinden> This Wyrd World.
[21:25] <Suu> It was awful.
[21:25] <Suu> She could've died.
[21:25] * Suu shakes her head "Sorry. It's tough to remember."
[21:25] <Franziska von Karma> That's all right.
[21:26] <Franziska von Karma> I'll get Detective Skye to start tracking down information.
[21:26] * Franziska von Karma BBMs her
[21:27] * Souldier yawns and fetches himself a burger
[21:28] *** Adorable Kitten [IwantMeowMix@Purr.com] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[21:28] <@spiritflame> irasshai Adorable Kitten
[21:28] <Adorable Kitten> MEOW!
[21:29] * Adorable Kitten runs and starts climbing Yaijinden's leg.
[21:29] <Suu> ...
[21:29] <Suu> Oh.
[21:29] <Suu> Hey, Dimitri, you were there the day Suthers attacked Ying, weren't you?
[21:29] <Yaijinden> You are a -cat-.
[21:29] * Adorable Kitten climbs up to Yaijinden's shoulder and licks his face!
[21:29] <Suu> I...think I woke up in your arms. It was the weirdest thing ever.
[21:30] <Yaijinden> With a kitty tongue!
[21:30] * Adorable Kitten sniffs Yai.
[21:30] * Adorable Kitten purrs and licks Yaijinden's face.
[21:31] * Yaijinden plucks cat from shoulder, sets on lap
[21:31] <Yaijinden> Is a bean, relatively chill.
[21:31] <Yaijinden> I don't get many cool cats so I'm doing my best to remember which of the cool cats this might be.
[21:32] <Yaijinden> Usually they make me work for affection!
[21:32] * Souldier chuckles
[21:33] * Adorable Kitten makes no noise, and rests, burning the moment into its mind.
[21:33] * Franziska von Karma gets BBMed by Detective Skye
[21:34] <Franziska von Karma> ♦ [21:36] <Anthony Suthers> When I find her, I'll cut her fingers off one by one.
[21:34] <Franziska von Karma> ♦ [21:37] <Anthony Suthers> If she's going to have children, she'd better do it before I find her.
[21:35] <Suu> Von Karma-san?
[21:35] * Franziska von Karma carefully weighs that. Words said in anger over the perceived death of children.
[21:35] <Franziska von Karma> We're digging now.
[21:35] <Franziska von Karma> We have to be careful to stick to the hard evidence, not what sounds seductive.
[21:36] * Adorable Kitten hops down off of Yaijinden's lap.
[21:36] <Franziska von Karma> Or else the case will get bogged down.
[21:36] * Adorable Kitten is now known as Hulking Figure
[21:36] <Hulking Figure> Please. Please tell me you are what I hope?
[21:36] <Yaijinden> It was a mystery!
[21:36] <Franziska von Karma> a von Karma strikes with decisive evidence.
[21:36] * Hulking Figure looks at Yaijinden.
[21:36] *** Yaijinden is Yaijinden, manifest. His eyes glint with a luminous green light, and he has a strange, palpable realness to him that defines the world in his vicinity rather than the other way around. More information about is Here.
image Song is: .
[21:36] <Yaijinden> I can only guess at your hopes, cool guy.
[21:36] <Yaijinden> But I am about as close to Yaijinden as Yaijinden gets.
[21:36] <Hulking Figure> Who am I?
[21:37] <Yaijinden> Which is to say a one-to-one correlation to what the graph now represents.
[21:37] <Yaijinden> You, suh, are Dmitri.
[21:37] *** OH JESUS CHRIST
[21:38] *** GOINGBACK THROUGH OLD LOG
[21:38] *** MIKE I HATE YOU
[21:38] <Yaijinden> YES YES TELL US WHY
[21:38] <Franziska von Karma> DETECTIVE SKYE WHY DID YOU SEND THAT FOOLISH PICTURE
[21:38] <Souldier> So that reminds me. What DID cause friction between Ying and Anthony...
[21:38] <Franziska von Karma> She wandered into his basement.
[21:39] <Yaijinden> She suspected him of collaboration with her enemies.
[21:39] <Franziska von Karma> * Shows Soulider the Court Record.
[21:40] *** Eiry [eiry.saliena@floralheaven.com] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[21:40] <@spiritflame> irasshai Eiry
[21:40] <Hulking Figure> Yaijinden, you promised to visit me after you were dead.
[21:40] <Hulking Figure> Why have you kept me waiting for so long?
[21:40] <Eiry> Evening
[21:40] <Yaijinden> I've been incarnate for maybe...
[21:40] <Hulking Figure> Okay, you never promised, and you never said you'd die, but I stand by the question.
[21:40] * Yaijinden leans, looks at a clock
[21:41] <Eiry> ...
[21:41] <Yaijinden> About eighteen hours.
[21:41] * Eiry looks at Yaijinden.
[21:41] *** Yaijinden is Yaijinden, manifest. His eyes glint with a luminous green light, and he has a strange, palpable realness to him that defines the world in his vicinity rather than the other way around. More information about is Here.
image Song is: .
[21:41] <Yaijinden> Settling in and thinking things.
[21:41] * Hulking Figure examines him. "So... did it work?"
[21:42] <Yaijinden> Getting used to having a mind.
[21:42] <Franziska von Karma> ....
[21:42] * Souldier reads and hands back the organizer. "I see. Thank you for the information."
[21:42] <Yaijinden> I have -no idea-, honestly.
[21:42] * Franziska von Karma has got some CCTV footage from across the street
[21:42] <Yaijinden> But something -did- happen.
[21:42] <Franziska von Karma> ♦ [21:50] * emerges from the shadows across the street with an arrow embedded in his torso, he is carrying a sniper rifle.
[21:42] <Franziska von Karma> ♦ [21:50] * Anthony Suthers aims at YingGirl
[21:42] <Franziska von Karma> ♦ [21:51] * Anthony Suthers is away: I'll deal with her later, there is too much to lose now.
[21:43] <Franziska von Karma> not enough for an attempted murder charge there... but mens rea...
[21:43] * Franziska von Karma adds this to the Court Record as well.
[21:43] * Souldier walks over to Eiry and embraces her.
[21:43] <Eiry> Hey ^_^
[21:45] * David O`Cain waves to Eiry
[21:45] <Eiry> Yai, welcome back.
[21:45] <Yaijinden> Thanks!
[21:47] <Hulking Figure> Yai, what made you want to stop existing in spite of your immortality?
[21:48] <Yaijinden> I'm not certain I ever wanted to stop existing per se.
[21:48] <Yaijinden> I just found something I was willing to gamble it on.
[21:49] * Mongoosetiger tackles Yaijinden in a sudden tigerhug!
[21:49] * Yaijinden rolls with the impact
[21:49] <Yaijinden> Also hello!
[21:52] <Mongoosetiger> Haroo!
[21:52] <Mongoosetiger> Me fraid hyu never come back?!
[21:52] <Yaijinden> How's things?
[21:52] * Mongoosetiger is rather more bonecrushing than usual...
[21:53] * Hulking Figure just sits next to Yaijinden, quietly.
[21:53] <Yaijinden> okay
[21:53] <Yaijinden> still enjoy breathing
[21:53] <Yaijinden> you may officially ease up
[21:53] <David O`Cain> Yo, MGT.
[21:54] <Eiry> I'll be back, I'm starving.
[21:54] * Eiry is away 
[21:54] <Mongoosetiger> Hokay!
[21:54] * Franziska von Karma gets BBMed with the incident.
[21:55] * Mongoosetiger puts Yai back down, but sits next to him purring happilly in his nearly room filling basso-profundo.
[21:55] * Franziska von Karma starts to read the logs
[21:55] <Franziska von Karma> Attempted murder with a Garrotte...
[21:56] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Too vague.
[21:56] <Hulking Figure> My gosh what are you talking about?
[21:56] * Franziska von Karma looks over at the fool with the wheelchair.
[21:56] <Yaijinden> An Anthony intending to kill Ying.
[21:56] <Franziska von Karma> How so, Defense Attorney Xadium?
[21:56] <@Dоcтоʀ X> He pulled out the garrotte but made no move to use it.
[21:56] <Franziska von Karma> Because Ying reacted instantly.
[21:57] <Franziska von Karma> He had no chance to make an affirmative act.
[21:57] <@Dоcтоʀ X> You'll have to do better.
[21:58] <Franziska von Karma> ♦ [16:22] <Anthony Suthers> Well then... here's the deal. Leave here and I won't assault your girlfriend. Do NOT leave, and the opposite is true.
[21:58] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Where was this?
[21:58] <Franziska von Karma> The Lobby.
[21:59] * Souldier is eating a burger and a salad
[21:59] <Hulking Figure> Just curiuos... don't people try to kill each other here rather routinely?
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[21:59] <@spiritflame> irasshai Erica Fontaine
[21:59] * Erica Fontaine walks downstairs
[22:00] <Yaijinden> Yes and no.
[22:00] <Franziska von Karma> Scheiße!
[22:00] <Yaijinden> Unless things have changed.
[22:00] <@Dоcтоʀ X> What is it?
[22:00] <Franziska von Karma> The lobby incident.
[22:00] <Franziska von Karma> She threw a dagger at him before he opened fire.
[22:01] <Franziska von Karma> I wouldn't be confident saying a gun was disproportionate to one of her daggers.
[22:01] * Franziska von Karma keeps reading.
[22:01] <Franziska von Karma> Except...
[22:02] <Suu> ...So this hurts her case?
[22:02] <Suu> Can I see?
[22:02] <Franziska von Karma> He did not stop when she was down.
[22:02] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Yes but his back was to her.
[22:02] <@Dоcтоʀ X> He couldn't see she was down when he wheeled and opened fire.
[22:02] * Eiry is back
[22:02] <Souldier> Dissproportinate?
[22:03] <Souldier> Hardly
[22:03] * Franziska von Karma hows yotsuba 2011-Dec-06_0704PM.html
[22:03] <Franziska von Karma> ^shows
[22:04] <@Dоcтоʀ X> You migth have a "fighting words" thing with the dagger...
[22:04] <Franziska von Karma> Too weak and you know it.
[22:04] <Franziska von Karma> My best strategem is still the initial incident.
[22:04] * Mongoosetiger hugs Yai lightly every so often.
[22:05] <Franziska von Karma> Everything else is just a foolish blood feud.
[22:05] <Hulking Figure> Huh what blood?
[22:05] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Reckless endangerment?
[22:05] <Hulking Figure> Yaijinde, promise me you'll talk to me soon?
[22:05] * Eiry sits next to Guyver, eats her dinner
[22:05] <Franziska von Karma> The blood Ying left of the floor as she kay bleeding from being shot multiple times.
[22:05] <Yaijinden> Sure. I'll be around for at least a bit longer.
[22:05] <Hulking Figure> I'm going to go back to the Occult section. I had an incredibly terrible night last night.
[22:05] *** Hulking Figure [SometimesForever@WearyWalker.net] has quit IRC (grumble grumble grumble.)
[22:06] <Souldier> that was, intense this morning.
[22:07] <Franziska von Karma> This doesn't affect my case as already laid out.
[22:07] * Mongoosetiger snifs Yaijinden carefully.
[22:09] <Franziska von Karma> I'm sorry Yotsuba Suu.
[22:09] <Franziska von Karma> I can't do anything about the lobby incident.
[22:09] * Yaijinden smells Yaijinden-y. It's uncanny, because it doesn't smell like anything, and smells unmistakably him also.
[22:10] * Loud burp comes from the restaurant.
[22:10] * Eiry raises an eyebrow at Guyver's comment, but says nothing
[22:10] <Suu> I understand...
[22:11] <Mongoosetiger> Hyu haf good snif Yai...
[22:11] <Franziska von Karma> We'll work hard on the case we have.
[22:11] <Yaijinden> I think you are the first person to tell me that I wasn't dating.
[22:11] <Franziska von Karma> I intend to go for 20 to life.
[22:11] <Suu> ...He's a computer, you know,
[22:11] <Suu> technically.
[22:11] <Franziska von Karma> We can use the other incidents as proof of his general danger ot the inhabitants of the Hotel.
[22:11] <Suu> Wonder if he's really immortal?
[22:11] * burps again, embarassed, having finished eating.
[22:12] * Franziska von Karma shrugs. "We can try for an extended sentence, I suppose."
[22:12] * Wayne Adams is back
[22:12] <Franziska von Karma> The laws really do need stretching for this place.
[22:13] <David O`Cain> How so if I may ask?
[22:13] <Franziska von Karma> A sentece of 20 years to life is based on a normal human lifespan.
[22:13] <Franziska von Karma> As a punitive and deterrent measure for others.
[22:13] * Wayne Adams finishes eating, and goes over to pick up the rope and grappling hooks by the door.
[22:14] <Mongoosetiger> Vater keep live much longer tho.
[22:14] <Mongoosetiger> Dat why clinic upstairs!
[22:14] <Franziska von Karma> For Tony and his kind it might not be enough.
[22:14] <Wayne Adams> Well, I think I'm going to go climb to the treetops again.
[22:14] <Souldier> You just ate. let the food settle down, guy.
[22:15] * Wayne Adams puts the rope and grappling hooks over himself. "Heh, get into shape and you wont' have to worry about such things."
[22:15] * Eiry looks at Wayne Adams.
[22:15] *** Wayne Adams is Young man who hails from England, and speaks passable Japanese, but is plagued by bad luck. He has truly embraced fitness, and devotedly excercises several hours a day, maintains a strict diet. He is covered in sweat, but his resolve seems superhuman.
His image Song is: Rocky Theme.
[22:15] <Souldier> I know all about it man. There IS such a thing as overtraining
[22:16] <Wayne Adams> My main concern is going soft.
[22:16] <Suu> Thanks for listening to me, Von Karma-san.
[22:16] <Wayne Adams> I've already climbed up to the ceiling and replaces the each tile before I found this climbing gear.
[22:17] <Suu> If I can help you in any way...
[22:17] <Wayne Adams> These trees, though.
[22:17] * Franziska von Karma nods. "I'll het you know, Miss Yotsuba Suu."
[22:17] <Souldier> I like this guy already. Likes to push himself.
[22:18] *** Suu [FourLeafClover@clampgakuen.ac.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Flying towards the future)
[22:18] * Eitak_Razal leans over to Soul "He's a werewolf"
[22:18] <Eiry> . . .
[22:18] <Wayne Adams> The forest.... It seems so wholesome.
[22:18] * Wayne Adams walks outside.
[22:19] * Wayne Adams wraps a climbing harness around a tree, and starts up it.
[22:19] <Eitak_Razal> Don't hurt the trees. Don't need Dryads pissed at you
[22:19] * Souldier looks at Suu. "Nothing wrong with that."
[22:20] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Good to meet you, Prosecutor von Karma. Your reputation precedes you.
[22:20] <Eitak_Razal> She already lefty
[22:20] <Eitak_Razal> Didn't you two already meet?
[22:20] <Souldier> *Eitak
[22:20] <Franziska von Karma> Briefly.
[22:20] <Franziska von Karma> not properly.
[22:21] * cocktail appears on a tray near Franziska
[22:21] <Franziska von Karma> Some day I shall visit the Alien Zone courts.
[22:21] * Franziska von Karma looks over at it
[22:21] * Franziska von Karma takes it and drinks
[22:21] * Wayne Adams disappears up the tree and out of sight, showing no sign of slowing.
[22:21] *** Wayne Adams [FeelTheBurn@Derbyshire.nte] has quit IRC (True power can always be found through dedication and hard work.)
[22:22] * the glass and tray vanish once franziska finishes drinking
[22:22] <Souldier> I think me and him are gonna get along justttttttttttt fine
[22:23] <Yaijinden> Heh.
[22:23] <Eitak_Razal> Franziska. MightI suggest not drinking fom maigic trays?
[22:23] <Eitak_Razal> Might end up cursed or something
[22:23] <David O`Cain> Ya sure, Guyver? Seems like the guy does NOTHING but exercise. At least from what I've seen thus far.
[22:23] <Franziska von Karma> There's already so much going on in this foolish circus. One must broaden her horizons.
[22:24] <Mongoosetiger> Hyu need meet baby sisters Yai. Hyu like I tink...
[22:24] * Eiry puts her plate on the table
[22:24] * something props a pilllow behind X's head
[22:24] <Yaijinden> Small ones, now?
[22:24] <Eitak_Razal> .... Right. If you end up under a spell I'll be busy elsewhere
[22:24] * Souldier shrugs. "Time will tell."
[22:24] * the plate is suddenly cleaned
[22:26] <Eitak_Razal> ...f.
[22:26] <Eitak_Razal> *....
[22:26] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I dont' recall this hotel being this service oriented...
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[22:26] <@spiritflame> irasshai Dong Wu Xian
[22:26] <Eitak_Razal> Alrighty glsolty person, show yourself
[22:26] * something shines Eitak's shoes
[22:26] * Dong Wu Xian wanders inside, whistling to himself.
[22:26] <Mongoosetiger> Yes, dey not quite five foots yet.
[22:26] *** @Texas_Samurai [shiny@lonestar.com] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[22:26] *** @spiritflame sets mode +o @Texas_Samurai
[22:26] <@spiritflame> irasshai @Texas_Samurai
[22:26] <Eitak_Razal> Well my boots were quit dirty... Argh
[22:26] <@Texas_Samurai> X there ya ARE!
[22:26] <Yaijinden> I'm starting to think you have ninjas.
[22:26] <Dong Wu Xian> What a wonderful twilight! Is it not beautiful?
[22:27] <David O`Cain> Hi, Gemini.
[22:27] <@Texas_Samurai> Y' wheeled out n' never came back!
[22:27] * something fixes any tangles in Gemini's hair there might be
[22:27] <@Texas_Samurai> ...
[22:27] <Eiry> We're in a huge magical forest. Stuff happens?
[22:27] * Dong Wu Xian waxes romantic, and looks out the window at the Forest. "Such a banquet, every day."
[22:27] <Souldier> GEMS
[22:27] <@Texas_Samurai> Whut was that.
[22:27] <Souldier> o_O
[22:27] * something is now known as Domovoi
[22:27] * Domovoi appears
[22:27] <@Texas_Samurai> Howdy, Y'all!
[22:27] * Souldier looks at Domovoi.
[22:27] *** Domovoi is your average everyday Domovoi

[22:28] <Yaijinden> Or maybe gnomes.
[22:28] <Yaijinden> Ninja gnomes.
[22:28] * Domovoi looks like a broad little man...utterly nude but so covered in thick body hair that almost nothing..specific..can be seen
[22:28] <Mongoosetiger> Dere was ting dat wanted porridge oter day, but Matsumi trow out?
[22:28] <Yaijinden> Assassination/Subtlety spec.
[22:28] * Dong Wu Xian balances. Humming to himself.
[22:28] <Dong Wu Xian> ♫
[22:28] <Eiry> Oooh, we had one last time.
[22:28] <Eiry> I made porridge...
[22:28] <Mongoosetiger> Me discover I lik porridge...
[22:29] * Domovoi looks at the people in the lobby...then waddles towards the door
[22:29] <Yaijinden> Mazins!
[22:29] <Eiry> What kind do you eat?
[22:29] * Dong Wu Xian waves to the Domovoi. "Welcome new friend!"
[22:30] * Domovoi pulls out a comb...
[22:30] * Domovoi starts to strum the comb
[22:30] <Domovoi> HE HE HE HO HO HO
[22:30] <Domovoi> HE HE HE HO HO HO
[22:31] * Dong Wu Xian watchehs this and applauds in appreciation :D
[22:31] <Eitak_Razal> Diffrent creature I think..
[22:32] * Mongoosetiger goes and snifs the Domovol
[22:32] * Domovoi smells of soot and wood and hair
[22:32] * Domovoi squeezes under the door, till all you see is two eyes..which then close
[22:33] *** Domovoi has left #suburbansenshi2
[22:33] <Dong Wu Xian> What skillful musical talent! Thank you for your blessing us with song!
[22:33] * Dong Wu Xian waves goodbye.
[22:33] <Eitak_Razal> That wasa domovoi
[22:34] * Dong Wu Xian perches in the Bonsai Tree.
[22:34] <Dong Wu Xian> It was a musician!
[22:35] <Eitak_Razal> It's an omen.
[22:35] <Yaijinden> It's a frog!
[22:35] <Mongoosetiger> It cute!
[22:35] * Eiry watches out the window a bit
[22:36] * @Texas_Samurai starts cookin' up tasty steak
[22:36] <Mongoosetiger> Haroo Eiry!
[22:36] <Souldier> Looks like a nice place for a run?
[22:36] <Matsumi Kaze> hi gems
[22:36] <Mongoosetiger> Hyu see dat Yai back?
[22:36] <Eiry> Hey MGT
[22:36] <@Texas_Samurai> Howdy, Matsy :D
[22:36] <Eiry> Yes, I did.
[22:36] <Mongoosetiger> Me happy!
[22:36] <Matsumi Kaze> listen gems
[22:36] <Matsumi Kaze> I need to tell you something
[22:36] <Dong Wu Xian> Me happy too!
[22:36] * Eitak_Razal is holding an old looking book. "It says here that if a Domovoi shows itself, it forwarns of death. Since he was playing a comb, it means a wedding and he's happy so it means good times"
[22:36] <Mongoosetiger> Yai like play!
[22:37] <Eitak_Razal> That said, the first and the other may be mutally excusive. Old book is old
[22:37] <Yaijinden> WHERE?!
[22:37] * Matsumi Kaze walks over and whispers in Gemini's ear
[22:38] <Mongoosetiger> Here!
[22:38] * Dong Wu Xian quietly smiles for completely unrelated reasons.
[22:38] * Mongoosetiger pokes Yai in da tummy!
[22:38] <@Texas_Samurai> O_O
[22:38] <Yaijinden> Herp.
[22:38] <@Texas_Samurai> Miss Revy told me sometnin' about that last night...
[22:38] * Matsumi Kaze nods
[22:38] <Matsumi Kaze> yes
[22:38] <@Texas_Samurai> Shoot.
[22:38] <Matsumi Kaze> be on guard
[22:39] <@Texas_Samurai> That there's some low doin's.
[22:39] * Dong Wu Xian hangs from a branch of the Bonsai Tree.
[22:39] <David O`Cain> What's up, Matsumi?
[22:39] <Dong Wu Xian> Maybe we should cut a small seedling from this tree!
[22:39] * Dong Wu Xian runs his hand along the bark.
[22:39] *** The Revisionist [arx_s@justitia.panopticon.gallifrey.sen] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[22:39] <@spiritflame> irasshai The Revisionist
[22:40] <The Revisionist> Please do not molest my tree.
[22:40] <Dong Wu Xian> I do not trouble your tree! I enjoy it to the fullest! It, like other trees, is grand, and wide, and supportive, and shady! All of those things are good!
[22:40] <David O`Cain> Evening, Revy.
[22:41] * The Revisionist leans against it. Nods to Xadium, Gemini, Matsumi, Yaijinden O'Cain, Eiry, Prosector von Karma, etc.
[22:41] *** psYchO_saKi [murdergrrl@seven.torchwood.or.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[22:41] <@spiritflame> irasshai psYchO_saKi
[22:41] * psYchO_saKi runs up to Arx
[22:41] <psYchO_saKi> Have you found Paisely?
[22:41] * Yaijinden half-waves
[22:41] <The Revisionist> No, she's still missing.
[22:41] <Dong Wu Xian> But might it not be virtuous to show our appreciation, and perhaps leave a bit or ourselves here by planting a seedling of the tree wthin The Forest? Making it greater, and bonding ourselves with it in celebration?
[22:41] * Souldier stretches
[22:41] * Mongoosetiger looks at psycho_saki.
[22:41] *** psycho_saki is



More information about her is Here.
Her image Song is: 'Demonoid Phenomenon' by Rob Zombie.
[22:41] * psYchO_saKi tuns to Wu Xian
[22:41] * Eiry takes the opportunity to hug Guyver
[22:42] <Dong Wu Xian> Hello again!
[22:42] <psYchO_saKi> Hello~
[22:42] * psYchO_saKi walks closer to him
[22:42] <Dong Wu Xian> Do you enjoy planting trees?
[22:42] * Mongoosetiger snifs Sakura April from a polite distance.
[22:42] <psYchO_saKi> How's Davis Lo Pan doing today?
[22:42] <psYchO_saKi> ^David
[22:42] * Souldier gets hugged ♡
[22:42] * Dong Wu Xian moves to a higher branch, and caresses some of the new growth. "It would be a nice thing, I think. Perhaps it will have it's own dryad!"
[22:42] * psYchO_saKi smells like steel and gunpowder and blood
[22:43] * psYchO_saKi leaps up to a branch right next to him, straning the tree
[22:43] <The Revisionist> Saki... my tree...
[22:43] <psYchO_saKi> I miss my David Lo Pan~
[22:43] * psYchO_saKi goes ot hug him~
[22:43] <Dong Wu Xian> Ooooh, mister Lo Pan is doing well, because he is fortunate enough to exist! I'm sorry you missed me!
[22:44] <Dong Wu Xian> Hah hah haha!
[22:44] * Yaijinden narrows his eyes, not sure if hilarious or not yet
[22:44] <Dong Wu Xian> If you wish to engage in human affection, I shall not spurn you. :D
[22:44] <psYchO_saKi> That's al right the world is WIDE! We should embrace in happiness!
[22:44] <Dong Wu Xian> Fellowship!
[22:44] * Souldier waves to Saki
[22:44] * Dong Wu Xian hugs Psycho_Sai
[22:44] * psYchO_saKi HUGS him
[22:44] * Dong Wu Xian hugs back ^_^
[22:44] <psYchO_saKi> Eh.
[22:45] * psYchO_saKi shoves away slightly
[22:45] <Dong Wu Xian> I'm glad you wish to hug me, it means you are growing---that's what's most important, right?
[22:45] <Matsumi Kaze> what's up, Saki
[22:45] <psYchO_saKi> - It must be the power of the f[BLEEP]king forest -
[22:45] * Dong Wu Xian stays on the same branch. :3
[22:45] * psYchO_saKi leaps out of the tree, cracking the floor of the lobby on her landing
[22:46] <The Revisionist> What was that...
[22:46] <Dong Wu Xian> What's wrong new friend I have hugged?
[22:46] *** psYchO_saKi [murdergrrl@seven.torchwood.or.jp] has quit IRC (f[BLEEP]k it. Need to find my daughter)
[22:46] * Dong Wu Xian dangles by his feet from the tree. "Do you not find fulfillment?"
[22:46] <The Revisionist> I don't... even...
[22:46] <Souldier> She has a daughter?
[22:46] <Dong Wu Xian> Who else wants to hug? It's a day for hugging!
[22:46] <The Revisionist> Paisley.
[22:47] <Yaijinden> Heeeheheheh.
[22:47] * Mongoosetiger tigerhugs Wu Xian!
[22:47] <The Revisionist> She was responsible for her creation.
[22:47] <Yaijinden> Yes, that might just do it.
[22:47] <Yaijinden> She'll need another hug later to confirm.
[22:47] <Mongoosetiger> I lik gif hugs!
[22:47] * Dong Wu Xian leaps off the branch like a diving board, and lands hugging MongooseTiger! "Huuuug!"
[22:48] * Mongoosetiger is a happy mongoosetiger!
[22:48] * Dong Wu Xian is a happy Dong Wu Xian!
[22:48] * Souldier is busy hugging Eiry :3
[22:48] <@Texas_Samurai> Saki's never acted like that before...
[22:48] <Matsumi Kaze> ...could it be the magic of the forest?
[22:48] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Not without crushing someone to death...
[22:48] <Eiry> This place does things.
[22:49] * Mongoosetiger is hugging someone, purring happily, and has his Yai back!
[22:49] <Yaijinden> There wasn't any affection in that hug.
[22:49] <Souldier> Saki is being too nice. That's like... weird.
[22:49] <Yaijinden> Merely... tactical consideration.
[22:49] <Dong Wu Xian> Maybe she just wanted to change into a better person? All are capable of improvement! More hugging! :D
[22:49] <The Revisionist> I concur.
[22:49] * Dong Wu Xian hugs MongooseTiger
[22:49] * Mongoosetiger hugs back, trying not to break anything.
[22:50] <Eiry> Well, I think the wedding's mostly planned.
[22:50] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Speaking of which, how come your Mana allergy hasn't debilitated you, Revy?
[22:50] <The Revisionist> Vainamoinen's work, I think. As long as I'm here, I don't think it applies.
[22:50] <The Revisionist> Or I might be cured altogether. I won't know till we leave.
[22:51] <Souldier> You had it all in mind already, huh?
[22:51] <Yaijinden> REGENERATION!
[22:51] <The Revisionist> Wee Resurrection more like it <_<
[22:52] <The Revisionist> ^Well
[22:52] <Yaijinden> RESURRECTION!
[22:52] <Yaijinden> Did you spend three days underground?
[22:52] * The Revisionist noms delicious candyfruit
[22:52] <The Revisionist> no :P
[22:52] <Eiry> I've been around enough of them.
[22:52] * Matsumi Kaze opens a ginger ale
[22:52] <Yaijinden> Corpse party!
[22:53] <Souldier> heh heh. I'm looking forward to it
[22:54] <Yaijinden> Weddings and a corpse party!
[22:54] <The Revisionist> I'm not a corpse :P
[22:54] <Yaijinden> Well why are we throwing a corpse party then!
[22:54] <Yaijinden> We're just going to have to make one.
[22:55] <The Revisionist> ...
[22:55] <Yaijinden> SOMEONE SLAUGHTER US A COW.
[22:55] <The Revisionist> Kerrick's a Corpse!
[22:55] * @Texas_Samurai has steak cookin'?
[22:55] <Yaijinden> Where's Kerrick!!
[22:55] <Yaijinden> WE SHALL CELEBRATE THE MUSCLE TISSUE CONSUMPTION.
[22:55] <Matsumi Kaze> mmm smells good
[22:55] <The Revisionist> I wpuld love to know the answer to that myself.
[22:55] <Yaijinden> WITH DRINKING.
[22:56] <Yaijinden> WHERE'S THE DRINK.
[22:56] <Yaijinden> IS THAT SERIOUSLY A BAR OVER THERE.
[22:56] <The Revisionist> Yes.
[22:56] <Dong Wu Xian> ♫
[22:56] <David O`Cain> That's a bar.
[22:56] * Mongoosetiger puts Wu Xian down.
[22:56] <Mongoosetiger> Is my bed time!
[22:56] <Matsumi Kaze> the Bar Robot will give you anything
[22:56] <Yaijinden> I will honor this shintai with sacrificial wine.
[22:56] <Mongoosetiger> gud nite!
[22:56] * Yaijinden waves
[22:57] <Dong Wu Xian> Night night hug!
[22:57] <Eiry> Night, MGT.
[22:57] <David O`Cain> Night, MGT.
[22:57] * Mongoosetiger disappears...
[22:57] * Yaijinden tells the Bar Robot to surprise him with wine
[22:57] * Yaijinden does indeed get a surprise
[22:57] <Dong Wu Xian> Hug next time :D
[22:57] *** Mongoosetiger [Bioroid@aescapalus.org] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Nap Time?)
[22:58] * Yaijinden tastes
[22:58] <Yaijinden> This is indeed wine.
[22:59] * Aescapulus floats in.
[22:59] *** Aescapulus [root@aescapulus.org] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[22:59] <@spiritflame> irasshai Aescapulus
[22:59] * Yaijinden looks thoughtful, paying attention to how it is going down and interacting
[22:59] * Aescapulus does an atomic precision scan on Yaijinden...
[22:59] * Doctor X looks at Aescapulus.
[22:59] *** Aescapulus is 4000km diameter spaceship. Fortunately for your planet, he is talking to you from a small speaker at the south pole of a 1 foot floating metal sphere, a caduceus covers one hemisphere.
hir image Song is: "The World" by Emily Bindinger.
[23:00] * Aescapulus looks at Yaijinden.
[23:00] *** Yaijinden is Yaijinden, manifest. His eyes glint with a luminous green light, and he has a strange, palpable realness to him that defines the world in his vicinity rather than the other way around. More information about is Here.
image Song is: .
[23:00] <Eiry> Hi Aescapulus
[23:00] <Aescapulus> Greetings Ms. Eiry.
[23:00] <David O`Cain> Oh, hello.
[23:00] * Yaijinden has atoms, and they are arranged in various patterns, but some of them register as distinctly weirder than others
[23:01] * Souldier waves
[23:01] * Dong Wu Xian stands on the bar, wobbling.
[23:01] <Aescapulus> The young Mongoosetiger indicated the Yaijinden entity had returned. I hesitate on classifying you as human Master Yaijinden.
[23:02] <Yaijinden> Your wariness is appropriate.
[23:02] <Souldier> I'm the normal one here.
[23:03] <Yaijinden> Such as it gets.
[23:03] <Franziska von Karma> I'm more normal than you.
[23:03] <Eiry> No you're not. We knooow.
[23:03] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Are we really having this discussion?
[23:04] <Yaijinden> It seems to have started!
[23:04] <Aescapulus> You, Master Guyver are distinctly far off the normative center of the local bell curve.
[23:04] <Dong Wu Xian> Nice to meet you, Mr. Yaijinden!
[23:04] <Aescapulus> So is Madame von Karma.
[23:05] <Franziska von Karma> So my being normal is not being normal?
[23:05] <Franziska von Karma> How foolish.
[23:05] <Yaijinden> Same, guy I might remember!
[23:05] <Aescapulus> As a rough guess Mistress Matsumi or her Grandmother Sarah would be most likely to qualify as the norm...
[23:05] <Dong Wu Xian> New friend! Do you hug too?
[23:06] <Matsumi Kaze> I'm normal?
[23:06] <David O`Cain> Matsumi? A normal human? You sure about that?
[23:06] <Yaijinden> Eh.
[23:07] * Dong Wu Xian offers his hand.
[23:07] <Yaijinden> I'm not feeling in a huggy mood.
[23:07] <Yaijinden> I'm remembering how this sort of s[BLEEP]t went down, but distantly, like through a fog.
[23:07] * Yaijinden bows instead
[23:07] <Eiry> I think I only know like one or two normal people who come here.
[23:07] <Aescapulus> Normal Human?
[23:08] <Eiry> Mhm
[23:08] * Souldier chuckles.
[23:08] <Aescapulus> NO the qualification is Normal resident for the Hotel.
[23:08] * Dong Wu Xian bows solemnly.
[23:08] <Dong Wu Xian> Nice to meet you! The name I go by is Dong Wu Xian!
[23:09] <Yaijinden> Yaijinden.
[23:09] <Aescapulus> Madame Fransizka, I am afraid you are several sigma off the center of the bell curve.
[23:10] <Franziska von Karma> Hmph.
[23:10] *** Sarah Christensson has joined #suburbansenshi2
[23:10] <@spiritflame> irasshai Sarah Christensson
[23:10] <Sarah Christensson> cookies anyone?
[23:10] <Dong Wu Xian> I hope we inspire each other new friend!
[23:11] * Dong Wu Xian sniffs the air for cookies.
[23:11] <Souldier> So I wonder how far off from normal that is for Aes
[23:11] * Sarah Christensson has baked cookies
[23:11] <Eitak_Razal> I'm rather normal I think
[23:11] <Aescapulus> I appreciate the offer Madame Sarah, but I do not consume such things.
[23:12] <Yaijinden> We Shall See.
[23:12] <Yaijinden> Wait yes cookies do still smell good
[23:12] * Sarah Christensson offers some to the others in the lobby
[23:12] <Yaijinden> what kinds plox
[23:12] <Souldier> Eitak. Normal.
[23:12] * Souldier LAUGHS
[23:12] * David O`Cain takes some cookies and munch a la Cookie Monster
[23:12] <Souldier> Cookies~ ♫
[23:12] <Dong Wu Xian> They smell very very good!
[23:12] * Dong Wu Xian edges toward the cookies.
[23:13] <Eitak_Razal> I'm very normal.
[23:13] <Eitak_Razal> You got a problem with that!?
[23:13] <Aescapulus> For this location, certainly.
[23:14] <Yaijinden> The bell curve is kind of f[BLEEP]ked here.
[23:14] <Yaijinden> Serves it right for being so goddamn sexy.
[23:14] <Yaijinden> Then again, the bell curve had me first, so...
[23:14] <Yaijinden> It's one of those consensual nonconsensualism things.
[23:14] <Souldier> And what if i do Eitak?
[23:15] * Sarah Christensson hands out the cookies
[23:15] * Yaijinden smiles blissfully, thinking about that sort of thing
[23:15] <Aescapulus> I have found that it does have a disturbing tendency to suddenly decide it has 3 or 6 dimensions and to discover Calabi-Yau spaces.
[23:15] * Franziska von Karma takes a c[BLEEP]ktail at the bar
[23:16] * Yaijinden spins on the bar stool wheeeeeeeeeeeeee
[23:16] <Dong Wu Xian> Whatcha thinkin' then, Yaijinden?
[23:16] <@Dоcтоʀ X> ....Calabi-Yau spaces,,,
[23:16] * Yaijinden tries dunking cookies in wine, regrets it immediately
[23:16] <@Dоcтоʀ X> That's where the guardians come from.
[23:16] <Yaijinden> maaaaaaath
[23:16] <Dong Wu Xian> All is one.
[23:16] <Yaijinden> also mistaaaaaakes
[23:16] <Sarah Christensson> Calabee Yoo space?
[23:17] <@Texas_Samurai> Like when we got stuck in that silly game, X?
[23:17] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Yup.
[23:17] <Yaijinden> cookies and wine is a mistaaaaaaaaake
[23:17] <Yaijinden> Separately, though...
[23:17] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Celestial Toymaker insists we play hopscotch for the fate of Alzarius
[23:17] <Yaijinden> Separately, it's a magnificent palate cleanser.
[23:18] <Aescapulus> Calabi–Yau manifolds are complex manifolds that are higher-dimensional analogues of K3 surfaces. They are sometimes defined as compact Kähler manifolds whose canonical bundle is trivial, though many other similar but inequivalent definitions are sometimes used. They were named "Calabi–Yau spaces" by Candelas et al. (1985) after E. Calabi (1954, 1957) who first studied them, and S. T. Yau (1978) who proved the Calabi conjecture that they have Ricci flat metrics. In superstring theory the extra dimensions of spacetime are sometimes conjectured to take the form of a 6-dimensional Calabi–Yau manifold, which led to the idea of mirror symmetry. Contents
[23:18] * Dong Wu Xian looks at Sarah, "Are cookies public?"
[23:18] <@Texas_Samurai> Yeah then y'said "who gives a hoot about Alzarius" n' sticked him off somethin' fierce.
[23:18] <@Texas_Samurai> Only y' didn't say "hoot".
[23:19] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Hehehe that was fun
[23:19] <Matsumi Kaze> ....huh?
[23:20] <Sarah Christensson> ...huh..what do you mean by public?
[23:20] *** psYchO_saKi [murdergrrl@seven.torchwood.or.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[23:20] <@spiritflame> irasshai psYchO_saKi
[23:20] <Aescapulus> Greetings Mistress Matsumi!
[23:21] <Eiry> I think he wants to knwo if they're for everyone
[23:21] <The Revisionist> Found her?
[23:21] <psYchO_saKi> Not yet.
[23:21] <Eiry> *know
[23:21] * psYchO_saKi has a paint can
[23:21] * Dong Wu Xian tries a cookie. "Mmmm."
[23:21] <The Revisionist> What are you doing
[23:21] <Aescapulus> Greetings Madame Sakura April.
[23:21] * psYchO_saKi paints all over the walls at a good clip
[23:21] * psYchO_saKi has paint laced with pure iron
[23:22] * psYchO_saKi inscribes anti-magic runes on all the walls
[23:22] <Matsumi Kaze> eh?
[23:22] <The Revisionist> ....
[23:22] <Souldier> Hey, Saki... Something wrong?
[23:22] <psYchO_saKi> - f[BLEEP]king magical forest f[BLEEP]king magic everywhere -
[23:22] <Dong Wu Xian> She might think so? D:
[23:22] * psYchO_saKi is building a blockade
[23:22] <Dong Wu Xian> Is that such a bad thing?
[23:23] <Aescapulus> Is that not going to disaccommodate several of the residents?
[23:23] <psYchO_saKi> I don't think anyone here *lives* on it~
[23:23] <psYchO_saKi> So much as uses it~
[23:23] <psYchO_saKi> Besides this won't totally block all magic~
[23:23] <psYchO_saKi> the forest is too strong for that.
[23:24] <psYchO_saKi> But it will make it a nice weak trickle~
[23:24] * Dong Wu Xian perches in the Bonsai tree.
[23:24] <Eitak_Razal> Don't be surpised if I break it later if a big fight breaks out
[23:24] * psYchO_saKi paints all around the perimenter of the bonsai tree on the ground
[23:24] * Aescapulus points out any errors... yes, he CAN do spell checks.
[23:24] * psYchO_saKi works her way out
[23:24] <Dong Wu Xian> Hpefully there will be no fight?
[23:24] * psYchO_saKi covers the floor and walls
[23:24] <Sarah Christensson> um...
[23:25] * Sarah Christensson offers Saki a cookie
[23:25] <The Revisionist> What of the ceiling. You can't fly.
[23:25] * psYchO_saKi noms
[23:25] * psYchO_saKi pulls out 13mm jackal
[23:25] * psYchO_saKi loads with paintball clip
[23:25] <Eitak_Razal> Might I sugges a ladder
[23:26] * psYchO_saKi SHOOTS itup there with insane precision
[23:26] * psYchO_saKi cackles as she gets off shot after shot
[23:26] <Dong Wu Xian> What moves you to do such, Happy Hug Friend?
[23:26] <psYchO_saKi> There we go.
[23:26] * Dong Wu Xian watches this.
[23:26] * psYchO_saKi sits next ot him on the tree
[23:26] <psYchO_saKi> ♫
[23:26] <Yaijinden> Tactical hug time.
[23:27] * psYchO_saKi HUGS
[23:27] * psYchO_saKi of course, is covered in her own anti magic wards
[23:28] <The Revisionist> Saki what the hell is wrong with you :P
[23:28] <spiritflame> Dong Wu Xian rolls 1d20 [ 4 ]
[23:28] <psYchO_saKi> ♡ I'm in LOVE~ ♡
[23:28] * Dong Wu Xian turns to Psycho_Saki. "Why?"
[23:28] * Dong Wu Xian flickers.
[23:28] <psYchO_saKi> OH WHAT THE
[23:28] <psYchO_saKi> YESSS
[23:28] * psYchO_saKi cackles darkly
[23:28] * Dong Wu Xian blinks a moment, and his features drift.
[23:29] <The Revisionist> Wait.. what.
[23:29] * psYchO_saKi hums~
[23:29] <Dong Wu Xian> You wish me to leave so badly?
[23:29] <psYchO_saKi> Wait for it~
[23:29] <Dong Wu Xian> Why?
[23:29] * Dong Wu Xian flickers again.
[23:29] <The Revisionist> Saki what do you know!?
[23:29] <psYchO_saKi> ♫
[23:29] <Aescapulus> Interesting method of hypothesis testing Madame Sakura April.
[23:29] <David O`Cain> Huh?
[23:29] * psYchO_saKi hugs him REAL tight
[23:30] * Dong Wu Xian hugs Saki back.
[23:30] <psYchO_saKi> It's not a hypothesis for me
[23:30] <Dong Wu Xian> Perhaps it shall be real for you someday.
[23:30] * Dong Wu Xian fades away.
[23:30] * Dong Wu Xian is now known as Newborn Lich
[23:30] * Newborn Lich immediately releases Psycho_Saki.
[23:30] <The Revisionist> KERRICK!
[23:30] * Newborn Lich drops to the floor.
[23:30] <psYchO_saKi> Busted~
[23:30] * The Revisionist pins him witht he butt of her staff.
[23:30] <David O`Cain> Oh joy, it's Lichboy.
[23:31] <The Revisionist> YOU.
[23:31] <The Revisionist> I have a question.
[23:31] <Newborn Lich> That has been established.
[23:31] * Newborn Lich looks around at the Anti-Magic runes everywhere.
[23:31] <The Revisionist> Elixa McIntosh.
[23:31] <The Revisionist> Is there a real girl by that name aside from your avatar?
[23:32] * Aescapulus goes over and examines Newborn Lich.
[23:32] <The Revisionist> Are you impersonating her?
[23:32] * Newborn Lich bends over so he and his inquisitor are at level height.
[23:32] <Newborn Lich> What is your name?
[23:32] <The Revisionist> Arx Sylvanran.
[23:33] <Newborn Lich> And what do people call you now?
[23:33] <The Revisionist> The Revisionist. Or "Revy" for short.
[23:33] <Souldier> Arx Sylvar-Nyan
[23:33] * Franziska von Karma watches this in shock
[23:33] <Newborn Lich> So who are you?
[23:34] <The Revisionist> A Prosecutor.
[23:34] <Aescapulus> look Newborn Lich
[23:34] <The Revisionist> I may have wronged an innocent girl last night.
[23:34] * Aescapulus looks at Newborn Lich.
[23:34] *** Newborn Lich is formerly human sorcerer who has forsaken life for its opposite. He appears preserved undamaged from life except for bits of crystal protrude from his heart. He is strongest in magical places, and can exude fear and dread. Don't underestimate him.
His image Song is: "The Highwayman".
[23:34] <The Revisionist> I need to know.
[23:34] <Newborn Lich> Madame Prosecutor, I dearly hope you learn this lesson soon. *Who* we are as far more important than what.
[23:34] <The Revisionist> Is there a real Eliza McIntosh besides the one you masquerade as?!
[23:35] <Newborn Lich> It fascinates me how cruel some of you were to her.
[23:35] <The Revisionist> So there WAS.
[23:35] <Newborn Lich> What truely makes me wonder, though is your anger toward me. Did I FORCE you to act like an antisocial a[BLEEP]le toward her?
[23:35] <Newborn Lich> No. That was all YOUR decision.
[23:35] <Newborn Lich> Every. Last. Word.
[23:35] <Eitak_Razal> So there wasn't one
[23:35] <The Revisionist> I'm an antisocial a[BLEEP]le to you~
[23:35] <The Revisionist> I thought she was You.
[23:36] * The Revisionist jabs him lightly with her staff.
[23:36] <Aescapulus> But if he was her instead?
[23:36] <Newborn Lich> No. You are an antisocial A[BLEEP]le to the people you BELIEVE to be me. Perhaps the lesson here is that it's not a good idea to be an antisocial a[BLEEP]le?
[23:36] <The Revisionist> but then I'd have to be nice to you.
[23:36] <Matsumi Kaze> cut the philosophizing gazing into the mirror bulls[BLEEP]t and answer her
[23:36] <The Revisionist> And right now... I really don't want that.
[23:37] <The Revisionist> What Kaze said.
[23:37] <Newborn Lich> Why does it matter if I am?
[23:37] <Aescapulus> I'm disappointed in all of you. He told you everything.
[23:37] <The Revisionist> I don't care if you like to play dress up. It's your afterlife, go to town... BUT
[23:37] <Newborn Lich> It's yoru behavior, perhaps you should change it.
[23:37] <The Revisionist> If you do something bad.
[23:37] <The Revisionist> Then you dress up as someone else.
[23:38] <The Revisionist> They can be tarred by YOUR brush.
[23:38] * Newborn Lich shoves this incredibly self-righteous person.
[23:38] <Newborn Lich> Who have I harmed?
[23:38] <Newborn Lich> Huh? Answer me?
[23:38] <Newborn Lich> Answer me RIGHT NOW.
[23:38] <The Revisionist> The REAL Eliza.
[23:38] <Eitak_Razal> Simon I proved she was you multible times
[23:38] <Newborn Lich> Did you?
[23:38] <Eitak_Razal> So flat out awnser us. Did she exist or I'll put up a dispel magic ward on the door attuned to illusions
[23:38] * The Revisionist is shoved back.
[23:39] <Eitak_Razal> Every door
[23:39] <Newborn Lich> You are all very petty and spiteful.
[23:39] <The Revisionist> Screw every door I willprgram wards into the WALLS.
[23:39] <The Revisionist> Like you wanted me to do with those 8 rooms.
[23:39] <Newborn Lich> Will that keep you from acting like an a[BLEEP]le?
[23:39] <Aescapulus> You have no idea how subtle a question you ask him, and yet want simple answers?
[23:40] <Newborn Lich> If it does, I suggest you do it.
[23:40] <Souldier> So many threatts.... where's the love =
[23:40] <The Revisionist> ....
[23:40] <Newborn Lich> The golem is wise.
[23:40] <Eitak_Razal> It's not a subtle question
[23:40] <The Revisionist> Very well Asteroid.
[23:40] * Newborn Lich laughs.
[23:40] <The Revisionist> Ask the proper question if I've missed it.
[23:40] <Eitak_Razal> Was there a real Elzia. Was she ever here if there was
[23:40] <The Revisionist> I asked that.
[23:40] <Eitak_Razal> I know. It's not a subtle question
[23:40] <The Revisionist> Alright rephease.
[23:40] <Newborn Lich> You come, you threaten me, you break her heart, and then you are angry at me for your own misdeeds? Truly, your virtue is unimpeachable.
[23:40] <The Revisionist> Was there
[23:40] <Matsumi Kaze> I NEED to know espcally
[23:41] <The Revisionist> an Eliza McIntosh
[23:41] <The Revisionist> who was NOT you.
[23:41] <Matsumi Kaze> ..cause that means I have to assign two seperate page checks
[23:41] <The Revisionist> Rahter... IS there.
[23:41] <Matsumi Kaze> *pay
[23:41] <Newborn Lich> Here's the question. Why does it matter?
[23:41] <Aescapulus> Master Lich, you became Mistress Eliza, correct?
[23:41] <The Revisionist> Because if there is a real girl.
[23:41] <Newborn Lich> In a manner of speaking.
[23:41] <The Revisionist> I woe her an apology.
[23:41] <Newborn Lich> Yes, you do. Stupid.
[23:42] <Newborn Lich> You stupid spiteful woman.
[23:42] * The Revisionist SLAPS the Damn lich.
[23:42] <Eitak_Razal> That's it. I'm setting up the wards
[23:42] <The Revisionist> That's the beginning of my spite.
[23:42] * Eitak_Razal starts pulling out runes from her seelves
[23:42] <The Revisionist> It ends with you phylactery.
[23:42] <The Revisionist> you will answer properly.
[23:42] <Aescapulus> They merely wish to know if you are acting as a doppelganger, or if you are the most masterful character actor I know.
[23:42] * Newborn Lich grabs her hand with a grip that seems to suck the warmth right out of her body. "Is that a wise threat to make to a lich?"
[23:42] <Newborn Lich> Is it?
[23:43] <The Revisionist> Yes.
[23:43] <Newborn Lich> Asking nicely... did yuou thing to do so?
[23:43] <Newborn Lich> No. You threaten me, you pin me with your weapon, and you threaten me more.
[23:43] <Newborn Lich> I fear NOTHING.
[23:43] <Eitak_Razal> We asked.
[23:43] * The Revisionist snaps on the scythe blade to Redeemer.
[23:43] * The Revisionist swings up and cuts his hand right off.
[23:43] * Souldier draws Dimension Diver. It starts arcing wildly.
[23:43] <Eitak_Razal> You kept dodgeong the question and giving vauge awnsers
[23:43] * The Revisionist steps back.
[23:43] <Aescapulus> As to why they have so much antipathy, I am still curious.
[23:44] <The Revisionist> Don't meddle with me, Sorceror.
[23:44] <The Revisionist> Because.
[23:44] * Newborn Lich looks down where his hand was.
[23:44] <The Revisionist> If he is a doppelganger.
[23:44] * Eitak_Razal summons Save the Queen. Just incase
[23:44] <The Revisionist> And if he abuses that power.
[23:44] <Newborn Lich> Have I?
[23:44] <Newborn Lich> Have I done that?
[23:44] <Newborn Lich> Answer me.
[23:44] <The Revisionist> THAT IS WHAT I AM TRYING. TO. DETERMINE.
[23:44] <Souldier> Last I checked Simon likes knowledge
[23:44] <Souldier> what's he gonna gain from being an actor?
[23:44] <Newborn Lich> Who chose to be cruel to Eliza? Hmm?
[23:45] <Newborn Lich> The truth....
[23:45] <The Revisionist> IS THERE A REAL ELIZA!
[23:45] <Newborn Lich> Yes.
[23:45] <@Dоcтоʀ X> ARX!
[23:45] <The Revisionist> Is this real Eliza... not you.
[23:45] * Newborn Lich shakes his head with pity. "The answer to your question is yes."
[23:45] * The Revisionist utters a low gallifreyan oath
[23:46] <The Revisionist> What made you think...
[23:46] <Eitak_Razal> Did we ever meet her?
[23:46] <The Revisionist> WHAT MADE YOU THINK
[23:46] <Newborn Lich> What made YOU think.
[23:46] <The Revisionist> That it was acceptable... to copy her!
[23:46] * Newborn Lich looks at The Revisionist with almost a sense of pity.
[23:46] <The Revisionist> While she lived here!? And worked with us?!
[23:46] <Newborn Lich> Why were you cruel to her?
[23:47] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Arx just cool it.
[23:47] <The Revisionist> Because I thought she was YOU.
[23:47] <The Revisionist> And I despise your illusory tricks.
[23:47] <Newborn Lich> And that changes what you did how?
[23:47] <The Revisionist> FOR JUST. THIS. REASON.
[23:47] * Newborn Lich points his finger. "YOU made that decision. You made her cry."
[23:47] <The Revisionist> YOU. Deserve neither my politeness nor any other COURTESY.
[23:47] <The Revisionist> no.
[23:48] <The Revisionist> I wanted to expose YOU.
[23:48] <Newborn Lich> Then prove your cultural and moral superiority by strinking me down.
[23:48] <The Revisionist> Hah!
[23:48] <Newborn Lich> Expose me as what?
[23:48] <The Revisionist> I'll do worse than that.
[23:48] <Newborn Lich> Hmm?
[23:48] <The Revisionist> I will impede you.
[23:48] * Newborn Lich gestures one-handed. "Why should yoyu?
[23:48] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Arx Sylvanran! NORIKO!
[23:49] <Newborn Lich> You poor, pitiful woman.
[23:49] <Newborn Lich> Grow up.
[23:49] * The Revisionist looks at X so... angrily.
[23:49] <@Dоcтоʀ X> He wants you mad.
[23:49] <Newborn Lich> No. I want to be left alone.
[23:49] <@Dоcтоʀ X> It's your flaw and he sees it.
[23:49] <Newborn Lich> That's all. And you won't let me have it.
[23:49] <The Revisionist> Tell me Lich
[23:49] <The Revisionist> How can yo ube left alone when you play games like this with us?
[23:49] <Newborn Lich> Certainly, projecting anger on others after harming people is a problem too.
[23:50] <The Revisionist> That invites wrath.
[23:50] <Newborn Lich> Games? No.
[23:50] <The Revisionist> it's not PROJECTION.
[23:50] <Eitak_Razal> Simon. You caused this
[23:50] <The Revisionist> Had you never copied her
[23:50] <Newborn Lich> Why are you angry, then?
[23:50] <Aescapulus> Did he?
[23:50] <Newborn Lich> I NEVER copied her.
[23:50] <Eitak_Razal> Our wrath is JUSTIFED
[23:50] <The Revisionist> I never would have had cause to take that line of questioning.
[23:50] <Eitak_Razal> .....
[23:50] * Matsumi Kaze sighs and pulls out her checkbook and starts to write out a check
[23:50] <Eitak_Razal> Bulls[BLEEP]t
[23:50] <The Revisionist> Liar.
[23:50] * Newborn Lich laughs.
[23:50] <Eitak_Razal> I've dispelled the illusion of her over you
[23:51] <Aescapulus> You created her didn't you?
[23:51] <The Revisionist> you've shifted from that form multiple times.
[23:51] <The Revisionist> It doesn't matter if he made her.
[23:51] <The Revisionist> She would be a separate entity with her own feelings.
[23:52] <The Revisionist> A copy of a copy is still an illegitmate copy.
[23:52] <Aescapulus> You keep asking about Real...
[23:52] <Franziska von Karma> Prosecutor Sylvanran.
[23:52] <Franziska von Karma> Let it go.
[23:52] <The Revisionist> Prosecutor Von KARMA.
[23:53] * Newborn Lich turns to Aescapulus. "For an ordinary person, creating a new and unknowing psyche would be quite difficult and perhaps dangerous. To those who have learned are artisans of their own soul, it is not."
[23:53] <Eitak_Razal> Von Karma. Butt out
[23:53] <Newborn Lich> Your wisdom is vast.
[23:53] * Franziska von Karma CRACKS her whip in front of her
[23:53] <Aescapulus> Trying to use language is hard...
[23:53] <Eitak_Razal> ....
[23:53] <Eitak_Razal> A split personality?
[23:53] <Franziska von Karma> This foolish fool is making you Foolish before him.
[23:53] <Eitak_Razal> Are you really that demented and bored?
[23:53] <Eitak_Razal> Are you tried of death already?
[23:53] <Aescapulus> Split personality is a psychiatric condition in ill repute.
[23:53] <Franziska von Karma> You won't win this argument today.
[23:54] <Eitak_Razal> - Not... HELPING -
[23:54] * The Revisionist wants to retort.... so badly.
[23:54] <Aescapulus> He is being the ultimate character actor, BECOMING someone else.
[23:54] <Matsumi Kaze> ok so who do I make this check out to?
[23:54] * Eitak_Razal suggest she does
[23:54] * Newborn Lich points his present hand at Napoleon. "Fine. It's fine. Go ahead and be cruel to her. Go ahead."
[23:54] <Eitak_Razal> No one
[23:54] <Franziska von Karma> You haven't got enough decisive evidence.
[23:54] <Franziska von Karma> He and the asteroid are filling in all the blanks at their pace.
[23:54] <Newborn Lich> It's very clear that reason won't stop you from it.
[23:55] <Eitak_Razal> You want it court style von Karma. Then here's my argument.
[23:55] <Franziska von Karma> This is a Fool's game. Don't play it.
[23:55] <Aescapulus> I DO have a name Madame von Karma.
[23:55] * Franziska von Karma looks to Miss Eitak Razal
[23:55] * Eiry is away 
[23:55] * Souldier looks at Eiry. He looks at the group and shakes his head.
[23:56] <Eitak_Razal> Eliza does exist as a seperate person. If you can call a second idenity he broke his mind into a person
[23:56] * Souldier sheathes Dimension Diver and walks out after Eiry.
[23:56] * Souldier is away 
[23:56] <Newborn Lich> It staggers me to look at you condemn her. Why did she never use magic to defend herself? Did it EVER occur to you?
[23:57] <Newborn Lich> But no. You chased down a conclusion that was never there, and backed it up with force.
[23:57] <The Revisionist> How do you think I realized there was more going on.
[23:57] <The Revisionist> Excuse me, you shifted between yourself and her multiple times.
[23:57] <Newborn Lich> You owe her an apology, you know.
[23:57] <The Revisionist> it was not an unreasonable conclusion to draw.
[23:57] <Newborn Lich> She did NOTHING to deserve what you did.
[23:57] <Newborn Lich> Nothing.
[23:58] * The Revisionist just shakes her head.
[23:58] <Eitak_Razal> 1. He just mentioned breaking his psyhe. 2. I've proven myself that she is him
[23:58] <The Revisionist> YOU deserved it.
[23:58] <Eitak_Razal> ...Revy. Be quiet and listen
[23:58] <The Revisionist> If she got it, I will apologize to her.
[23:58] * The Revisionist quiets down
[23:58] <Eitak_Razal> I just explained it
[23:58] * Eitak_Razal repeats her explanation
[23:59] * @Texas_Samurai watches all this, confused n' worried.
[23:59] * Matsumi Kaze is still filling out paychecks
[23:59] * Newborn Lich turns. "Hello there, Gemini Sunrise. Words do you no justice."
[23:59] *** The Revisionist [arx_s@justitia.panopticon.gallifrey.sen] has quit IRC (f[BLEEP]k this. In a few days what I don't know about Liches will fit on the back of a postage stamp.)
[23:59] <Eitak_Razal> So while they are the same person. Mentally, she's split off from him
[00:00] <@Texas_Samurai> Uh... huh.
[00:00] * Newborn Lich looks at where his hand was.
[00:00] * Yaijinden balances on the arm of a chair, having been quiet thus far
[00:00] * Franziska von Karma goes over to Xadium.
[00:00] <Franziska von Karma> You must talk her down.
[00:00] <Aescapulus> Really The Revisionist is just confused.
[00:00] <Newborn Lich> I wish you would not.
[00:00] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I know.
[00:01] *** @Doctor X [xadium@weinberg-xadium-law.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 ( She's part of the family.... I'll deal with it.)
[00:01] <Newborn Lich> If guilt will mollify her impulsive tendencies, it's the best thing for her now.
[00:01] * Franziska von Karma just shakes her head.
[00:01] <Yaijinden> It's not guilt motivating her.
[00:01] <Aescapulus> Madame Eitak has the correct explanation.
[00:01] * Newborn Lich looks at Texas_Samurai.
[00:01] *** Texas_Samurai is



More information about her is Here.
Her image Song is: 'I don't want to be' by Gavin DeGraw.
[00:01] <Franziska von Karma> You play a dangerous game, Mister Lich.
[00:01] <Franziska von Karma> I hope I don't see the nasty conclusion of it.
[00:01] * Newborn Lich points with his good hand. "Every single person in this room does that."
[00:02] <Newborn Lich> And you, too, tended to call them names a lot.
[00:02] <psYchO_saKi> ♫
[00:02] <Aescapulus> Madame Matsumi, you need to pay Ms. Eliza more.
[00:02] <psYchO_saKi> I still love you, Simon!
[00:02] <Matsumi Kaze> garagaragh
[00:02] <Newborn Lich> Perhaps new knowledge of possibilities will help with that.
[00:02] <Newborn Lich> Hello, Sakura April.
[00:02] * Newborn Lich walks over to Gemini Sunrise.
[00:03] <Aescapulus> He is the most complete actor I know.
[00:03] <psYchO_saKi> ♡ you're gonna be my new best friend ♡
[00:03] <Newborn Lich> You know, I never really understood what you were, but I do now.
[00:03] * Newborn Lich walks over closer to Gemini.
[00:03] <psYchO_saKi> ♡ i'm gonna love you, and hug you, and cut you, and shoot you, and maim you, and tear you apart and feed you to dogs~ ♡
[00:03] * psYchO_saKi sidles close to the bothof them
[00:03] <Newborn Lich> No, you will not do those things.
[00:03] <Newborn Lich> Do you know why I know you won't?
[00:03] <Eitak_Razal> Going to make him wish he could die Saki?
[00:04] * Newborn Lich grins.
[00:04] <psYchO_saKi> ♡ WjWhy don't I, loverboy~ ♡
[00:04] <Aescapulus> If The Revisionist hadn't left so abruptly, I could have showed her records to molify her concerns.
[00:04] <psYchO_saKi> ♡ why won't I~ ♡
[00:04] * Newborn Lich puts his hand around Gemini Sunrise. "I want to congratulate you."
[00:04] * psYchO_saKi slides betwene him and Sunrise
[00:04] * psYchO_saKi goes nose to nose withhim
[00:05] <@Texas_Samurai> Dang~
[00:05] * @Texas_Samurai moves asway
[00:05] <Matsumi Kaze> ugh..done
[00:05] * Matsumi Kaze has written a pile of paychecks
[00:05] * Newborn Lich moves to follow her. I'll call you later. We'll talk.
[00:05] <psYchO_saKi> /lo/me continueally interposes herself
[00:05] * Newborn Lich looks, unblinking, right at Sakura April.
[00:05] * psYchO_saKi keeps right up his ass
[00:05] <Aescapulus> But I believe your opinion that such won't cure her antipathy is correct.
[00:05] <psYchO_saKi> ♡ Don't task me, honey. ♡
[00:05] <Newborn Lich> I'll give you three reasons you will not torture me indefinitely.
[00:06] <Newborn Lich> The first reason is, I won't plead or fight back, and you'll get tired of it eventually.
[00:06] *** @Texas_Samurai [shiny@lonestar.com] has left #suburbansenshi2 (this is... this is real weird.)
[00:06] <psYchO_saKi> Mmm, possible.
[00:06] <Newborn Lich> The secone difficulty is when you look into my face when I turn into an innocent person who will suffer in my stead if necessary.
[00:07] <Newborn Lich> I'd rather avoid that, but I'm counting on the third reason more.
[00:07] <psYchO_saKi> But it's still made oout of you, right?
[00:07] <psYchO_saKi> So that's not much help.
[00:07] <psYchO_saKi> I will kill it.
[00:07] <psYchO_saKi> I'm not a nice girl.
[00:07] <Newborn Lich> Do so as you wish. In fact, why don't I turn into Eliza, so you can kill her? Right now?
[00:08] * psYchO_saKi shrugs
[00:08] <Newborn Lich> Would you like that?
[00:08] <Newborn Lich> Go on. Just ask.
[00:08] * psYchO_saKi pulls out the 13mm Jackal.
[00:08] <psYchO_saKi> your move~
[00:08] <Newborn Lich> Heck, get some implements ready.
[00:08] <Newborn Lich> My move? Okay, then let me bring up the third reason.
[00:08] <Newborn Lich> Who are you?
[00:08] <psYchO_saKi> After all, she's just a golem~
[00:08] <Newborn Lich> Who is your mother and father?
[00:08] <psYchO_saKi> me?
[00:09] <Newborn Lich> What was a being like you created to be?
[00:09] <psYchO_saKi> My mother and father were Eudial of the Witches 5.
[00:09] <psYchO_saKi> I am designed to be the ultimate assassin.
[00:09] <psYchO_saKi> I revel in blood and death and pain.
[00:09] <Eitak_Razal> Aka. She's a killbot
[00:09] <psYchO_saKi> I relish challenges like you~
[00:09] <psYchO_saKi> ♡ I am death, the destroyer of worlds ♡
[00:10] <Newborn Lich> Well, if you are nothing more than that, and you wish to be nothing more than that.... then go ahead and fire.
[00:10] <psYchO_saKi> Nah. It's not super-effective right now.
[00:10] <Newborn Lich> I.... Fear.... NOTHING>
[00:10] <Aescapulus> I find your use of present tense somewhat problematic Madame Eitak.
[00:10] * psYchO_saKi tilts her head.
[00:10] <Newborn Lich> NOTHING.
[00:10] <psYchO_saKi> I like... Jewelry.
[00:10] <psYchO_saKi> Pretty red things.
[00:10] <psYchO_saKi> Pretty clear things.
[00:10] <psYchO_saKi> Pretty... fragile things.
[00:11] * Newborn Lich reaches out and points Saki's gun to his eye.
[00:11] <psYchO_saKi> Pretty... fragile... breakble things.
[00:11] <psYchO_saKi> I think I'll collect some.
[00:11] <psYchO_saKi> all of them, if I have to .
[00:11] * Eitak_Razal gives Aescauplus a look that says "Shut up or I set whatever you use to talk with us on fire"
[00:11] * Yaijinden frowns a tetch
[00:11] * Newborn Lich slaps her.
[00:11] <psYchO_saKi> Across the mutiverse.
[00:11] <Newborn Lich> Maybe you did not hear me?
[00:12] <psYchO_saKi> Hmm?
[00:12] <psYchO_saKi> I'm not trying to make you fear me,hon.
[00:12] <psYchO_saKi> Just saying.
[00:12] <psYchO_saKi> Once I lock on to a target I won't stop.
[00:12] <psYchO_saKi> Ever.
[00:12] <Newborn Lich> Sure you will.
[00:12] <Newborn Lich> But here's the thing? Who have I harmed?
[00:12] <psYchO_saKi> Don't make me lock onto you.
[00:12] <Newborn Lich> Oh wait, amoral killer.
[00:13] <psYchO_saKi> Let me explain something.
[00:13] <Newborn Lich> Well, whatever. If that's what brings you satisfaction, go for it.
[00:13] <psYchO_saKi> I used to toally be without feelings.
[00:13] <psYchO_saKi> totally.
[00:13] <psYchO_saKi> We wouldn't even be talking like this back in the day.
[00:13] <Aescapulus> I'm afraid, Madame Eitak, this form doesn't burn well.
[00:13] <Newborn Lich> Then teach lessons to female napoleon about ignoring them.
[00:13] <psYchO_saKi> But I made some friends.
[00:13] <psYchO_saKi> That girl? Revy?
[00:14] <psYchO_saKi> When she first died... I learned what it was to give a s[BLEEP]t.
[00:14] <psYchO_saKi> I care for her.
[00:14] <psYchO_saKi> And your sophistry aside.
[00:14] <psYchO_saKi> your mindf[BLEEP]kery hurt her.
[00:14] <psYchO_saKi> And that irks me.
[00:14] <Newborn Lich> Okay. That's fair.
[00:15] <psYchO_saKi> and you can't see why she's mad.
[00:15] <Newborn Lich> But let me ask you something, if you truly care about her, is it not better to see that she has lessons to curb her impulsive and angry nature?
[00:15] <psYchO_saKi> Okay, she should nto have been so rude.
[00:15] <psYchO_saKi> But her ire wasn't aimed at some innocent kid.
[00:15] <psYchO_saKi> It was aimed at you.
[00:15] <psYchO_saKi> But because of your switcheroo games.
[00:15] <psYchO_saKi> She hit the wrong target.
[00:15] <Newborn Lich> Most anger is misdirected. I have learned that recently.
[00:15] <psYchO_saKi> And she doesn't like hurting people who don't deserve it.
[00:16] <psYchO_saKi> THAT is why she wants your head.
[00:16] <Newborn Lich> Okay, so she hit the wrong target. You are holding a gun on me now. If you pull that trigger, and I have a ward up, and it hits somebody else, who pulled the trigger?
[00:16] <psYchO_saKi> Me.
[00:16] <Newborn+Lich> She pulled the trigger, and
[00:16] * psYchO_saKi shrugs
[00:17] <Newborn Lich> If she pulls the trigger, she needs to face the consequences.
[00:17] <Newborn Lich> Do you disagree with that sentiment?
[00:18] <Newborn Lich> That's the whole point about weapons. They are dangerous. Anger is dangerous too.
[00:19] <Newborn Lich> If you want to grow to be something more than you started out as, WHY do you begrudge me the same opportunity.
[00:19] <Newborn Lich> But if you are going to shoot, you are going to need a bigger gun, and I won't scream. I won't beg. EVER.
[00:20] * psYchO_saKi tilts her head.
[00:20] <psYchO_saKi> your hand is on the floor.
[00:20] * Newborn Lich looks at her unblinking, with no fear.
[00:20] <psYchO_saKi> I suggest you collect it.
[00:20] <Newborn Lich> Yup.
[00:20] * psYchO_saKi holsters her gun.
[00:20] <Newborn Lich> I can't do that.
[00:20] <Newborn Lich> Weapons are dangerous.
[00:21] <Yaijinden> feecuzz ahs nomfin it
[00:21] * Yaijinden gnaws
[00:22] <psYchO_saKi> ... Don;t eat his hand jesus christ.
[00:22] <Yaijinden> wuh
[00:22] <Yaijinden> gess skimmin bownfs
[00:23] <Eitak_Razal> Saki.
[00:23] <Aescapulus> Madame Sakura April?
[00:23] <Eitak_Razal> Come here
[00:23] <psYchO_saKi> Also why am *I* the goddamn reasonable one.
[00:23] <Newborn Lich> Because you are willing to embrace new things.
[00:23] * psYchO_saKi goes over to ASCII's telepresence unit.
[00:23] <Newborn Lich> That is why.
[00:23] <Eitak_Razal> You can shoot him if it makes you feel better
[00:23] <psYchO_saKi> Not really.
[00:23] <Yaijinden> feecuff ah alreffy eaffin it
[00:23] <Aescapulus> The Revisionist has made an error, but I can explain the flaw in logic that led here.
[00:23] <psYchO_saKi> I'm pretty single minded.
[00:23] * psYchO_saKi listens
[00:24] * Newborn Lich turns to Aescapulus. "You are very wise."
[00:24] <Yaijinden> an yu cann fee fuh sane wun if ahm nommin a hann
[00:24] <Yaijinden> iff cool ahm nommin diff, raih?
[00:24] * Eitak_Razal pulls up a sketch pad and doodles a brain. She then turns into a pie chart. One bit labled simon. one bit labled Elzia. One bit labeld Possible others
[00:24] <Newborn Lich> Killbot.
[00:24] <Eitak_Razal> *turns it into
[00:24] <psYchO_saKi> Hnn?
[00:25] <Newborn Lich> Did you just put all of this junk up on the walls to get to me specifically?
[00:25] <Aescapulus> Miss "Revs" has... well, let me put it in terms used online...
[00:25] <psYchO_saKi> Yup.
[00:25] <Newborn Lich> Because it is REALLY tacky.
[00:25] <Aescapulus> She has metagamed.
[00:25] <psYchO_saKi> Duon't care as long as it does the job.
[00:25] <Newborn Lich> I don't follow you?
[00:25] <Yaijinden> FILENF IFF CONFENT
[00:25] <Newborn Lich> Fine. I'll go into the forest, then.
[00:25] * Yaijinden chews with abandon
[00:25] <psYchO_saKi> Nah.
[00:25] <Aescapulus> She has presumed ELIZA had information that only the Lich actually had.
[00:25] <psYchO_saKi> I'll clean it off.
[00:26] <Newborn Lich> Thank you.
[00:26] <Eitak_Razal> Saki. Pay attention
[00:26] <psYchO_saKi> I CAN MULTITASK, B[BLEEP]CH!
[00:26] <Newborn Lich> Also, HE really hopes your hugs shall grow to be genuine some day.
[00:26] <spiritflame> Newborn Lich rolls 1d20 [ 19 ]
[00:26] <Aescapulus> Our friend the Lich literally becomes someone else.
[00:26] * psYchO_saKi loads up a clip with something mildly solvent and blasts off her wardwork
[00:27] <Aescapulus> Wether Simon, Wu Xian or Eliza, or someone else entirely...
[00:27] <psYchO_saKi> Hmm. That is unexpected.
[00:27] * Newborn Lich says a word of power, and then, COMPLETELY unaffected by the wards, turns into a lightning bolt and flashes through the door and into the forest.
[00:27] <Eitak_Razal> He broke his mind into peices
[00:27] <Franziska von Karma> This is why I said it was a Fool's game.
[00:27] *** Newborn Lich has quit IRC (Every day, the world gets bigger. Keep up if you can.)
[00:27] <psYchO_saKi> Hnn. Next time I'll use stronger ones.
[00:27] <Aescapulus> There is no record available to be that shows any evidence of such a person who would correspond to the people you have met.
[00:28] <psYchO_saKi> I'll explain this to Arxy.
[00:28] <Eitak_Razal> Why didn't you say that at the start
[00:28] <Aescapulus> So she DID insult a real person who had no idea who this lich was.
[00:29] <Eitak_Razal> She insulted a fragment of his mind
[00:29] <psYchO_saKi> But that fragment had no way of knowing.
[00:29] <Aescapulus> No, she insulted a full fledged personality.
[00:29] <psYchO_saKi> It's a damned if you do, damned if you don't scenario.
[00:29] <Eitak_Razal> It's still him
[00:29] <psYchO_saKi> She insulted the man, but not the man.
[00:29] <Yaijinden> A construct and an overlay, but one that was fully operational.
[00:30] <psYchO_saKi> And he's got the perfect disguise now.
[00:30] <Aescapulus> Master Yaijinden as usual has such a perfect way with words.
[00:30] <Aescapulus> Is it a disguise?
[00:30] <Yaijinden> If you can flip it on and off at will?
[00:30] <Yaijinden> Yes. Yes, it is.
[00:30] <psYchO_saKi> Heh. That's why it's perfect.
[00:31] <Franziska von Karma> I can see why Prosecutor Sylvanran would not approve.
[00:31] <Aescapulus> I'm not sure exactly how at will it is.
[00:31] <Franziska von Karma> But her reactions were extreme.
[00:31] <psYchO_saKi> Sasy whip-girl :P
[00:32] <Franziska von Karma> :P
[00:32] * Eitak_Razal walks over to the sphere, grabing it and shakin it. "If you knew this why didn't you explain it"
[00:33] <Aescapulus> I did. YOu weren't listening?
[00:33] * The Revisionist overhea/me comes back in, having heard some of it.
[00:33] <The Revisionist> Ugh.
[00:34] <Aescapulus> The language is most difficult to manage with such complicated concepts.
[00:34] * The Revisionist leans on her tree, still flushed.
[00:34] <Aescapulus> The analogy was long in coming.
[00:34] <Eitak_Razal> I ment at the start before we all start argueing
[00:34] <The Revisionist> I can't believe how thoroughly stupid I've been.
[00:34] <Yaijinden> It happens sometimes.
[00:34] <Aescapulus> YOu were arguing when I entered.
[00:34] * The Revisionist slides down and sits on the ground.
[00:35] <The Revisionist> I will admit this is a new metaconcept on me.
[00:35] <Aescapulus> It had subsided from earlier, but the argument was in process well before this evening.
[00:35] <The Revisionist> I've never encountered something like this before.
[00:35] * a slightly howling gurgling noise raises from the woods
[00:35] <Yaijinden> Really? :o
[00:35] <Franziska von Karma> Whichis why I counseled silence.
[00:36] <Yaijinden> Hmmmmm hee hee.
[00:36] <The Revisionist> I was so sure he'd ... ARRGH
[00:36] <Franziska von Karma> Are you infuriated with yourself, or with him, Prosecutor Sylvanran?
[00:36] <The Revisionist> BOTH
[00:36] <The Revisionist> both.
[00:37] <The Revisionist> He's an oily one... that one.
[00:37] * something approches the house..rather sounds like wet hoof prints
[00:37] <Franziska von Karma> Decisive Evidence.
[00:37] <Aescapulus> I can provide a white paper report, covering the ... singular nature of the identities if it will assuage you "Revs"
[00:37] <The Revisionist> I thought I HAD that.
[00:37] <The Revisionist> No, I heard you.
[00:37] <The Revisionist> It's fine.
[00:37] * The Revisionist sighs and sinks her head between her knees a little.
[00:38] * something scratches at the door
[00:38] * psYchO_saKi pats her shoulder
[00:38] * psYchO_saKi shoots the door open
[00:38] * psYchO_saKi pats her shoulder
[00:38] <psYchO_saKi> So are you still going after him?
[00:38] <Aescapulus> He has achieved something I thought beyond a sane human psyche, short of transhuman mentalities.
[00:38] <Eitak_Razal> Ever heard of Hassan-i Sabbah Revy
[00:38] <The Revisionist> No.
[00:39] <The Revisionist> I'm too angry, too suspicious.
[00:39] <Nucklavee> *comes in through the now broken door*
[00:39] <The Revisionist> Who?
[00:39] <Matsumi Kaze> !
[00:39] * Matsumi Kaze HIDES
[00:40] <psYchO_saKi> Coooooool~
[00:40] <psYchO_saKi> I wanna ride the bone horsey!
[00:40] <psYchO_saKi> /em jumps on its back
[00:40] <Eitak_Razal> Known as the Old Man of the Mountain in persian myth
[00:40] * Nucklavee 's horse head snorts sulfar and gives a gurgling roar
[00:40] <Eitak_Razal> It was actully a collective identiy carried over the years by multible people
[00:40] <psYchO_saKi> Wheee!!!
[00:40] <David O`Cain> What...the...hell?
[00:40] * Nucklavee is startled by the woman jumping onto it's man half and tries to buck her off
[00:41] * psYchO_saKi hangs on with her iron grip
[00:41] <psYchO_saKi> YEE-HAW!!!!
[00:41] * Yaijinden pinches his nose shut, leans back with his new friend Mr. Wine Bottle
[00:41] * The Revisionist just feels miderable.
[00:41] <The Revisionist> I lack... discrimination...
[00:41] <Eitak_Razal> One of the was able to split his mind into multible fragements, each containing part of his skills and a diffrent personality
[00:41] <The Revisionist> I lack... poise...
[00:42] <Eitak_Razal> Simon remined me of him
[00:42] * Nucklavee slams against walls, trying to dislodge Saki
[00:42] <Aescapulus> Oh, so you are not referring to the Muslim Missionary...
[00:42] * The Revisionist pulls off her prosecutor badge.
[00:42] * psYchO_saKi is BREAKINGthe walls with her head ♡
[00:42] <Franziska von Karma> What are you doing?
[00:43] * The Revisionist flicks the badge to Prosecutor von Karma.
[00:43] * Franziska von Karma catches it.
[00:43] <Franziska von Karma> I already have one of these.
[00:43] <The Revisionist> I quit.
[00:43] *** The Revisionist [arx_s@justitia.panopticon.gallifrey.sen] has left #suburbansenshi2 (I can't deal rationally with this.)
[00:43] <Yaijinden> :o
[00:43] * Nucklavee tries to ride out into the forest
[00:44] <Eitak_Razal> Well one of them was that missonary
[00:44] * psYchO_saKi rides out with her!
[00:44] *** Nucklavee has left #suburbansenshi2
[00:44] <Aescapulus> A low probablity reaction by The Revisionist...
[00:45] * Aescapulus updates his models.
[00:47] <Franziska von Karma> She was hurt more badly than it seemed.
[00:48] * Sarah Christensson has fallen asleep on the floor
[00:48] *** Franziska von Karma is carrying:
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2. Organizer
3. Whip
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Assets: G¥0 .
[00:49] <Aescapulus> And she hadn't quite settled from her regeneration I suspect.
[00:49] *** Franziska von Karma has placed Prosecutor Badge of Arx Sylvanran in Inventory Slot: 4
[00:49] <Aescapulus> It has been a most rraumatic week for her.
[00:49] <Yaijinden> Hee hee...
[00:49] <Franziska von Karma> Now it would seem I am the sole Prosecutor. :/
[00:49] <David O`Cain> But if Kerrick hadn't done what he did at all, none of this mess would have occurred, though. That's how I feel about it all.
[00:50] <Franziska von Karma> Foolishly stuck in this Foolish circus of Foolish Fools...
[00:50] *** brb
[00:50] <Aescapulus> True to a point Master O'Cain.
[00:50] <Yaijinden> That's samsara for you.
[00:51] <Yaijinden> Beautiful, terrible, horrible, wonderful samsara.
[00:51] <Yaijinden> This feeling, though-- this is familiar.
[00:51] <Aescapulus> And he seeks to embrace it quite literally, if I understand the concepts and parties most correctly.
[00:52] * Sarah Christensson is sudden covered with a blanket, while a pillow is put under her head
[00:52] <Matsumi Kaze> night you guys
[00:52] <David O`Cain> Night, Matsumi.
[00:53] <Aescapulus> Good night Mistress Matsumi.
[00:53] *** Matsumi Kaze [AirGal@QTech.com] has left #suburbansenshi2
[00:54] * Aescapulus computes the permutations of personality available to the standard human, multiplies by the expected lifetime of a human, and gets a very large number.
[00:55] <Aescapulus> He certainly has a large project...
[00:56] <Yaijinden> It's short-sighted, but quite extensive.
[00:56] <Aescapulus> It is a starting point?
[00:56] <David O`Cain> What'd you expect from a lich? And I'm rather surprised Saki didn't cause him to crumble to nothing when she hugged him. Doesn't it take magic to create a lich to some extent?
[00:57] <Aescapulus> I suspect he may find his horizons expaning as he goes.
[00:57] <Aescapulus> It does, insofar as I understand it Master O'Cain.
[00:58] * psYchO_saKi is back
[00:58] <psYchO_saKi> He's extended himself somehow.
[00:58] <Aescapulus> But a lich is remarkably hearty as well.
[00:58] <psYchO_saKi> Because of this forest. Into this forest.
[00:58] <Yaijinden> Once the ritual is started, it's sustained by a deeper undercurrent.
[00:59] <psYchO_saKi> And yeah, my wards aren't enough to discorporate him.
[00:59] <Aescapulus> And did you truely deploy all of your wards?
[00:59] <psYchO_saKi> My wards aren't "deployable"
[00:59] <psYchO_saKi> They're etched into me.
[00:59] <Yaijinden> Saki's antimagic could deactivate an active spell like the Eliza personality, which was created and sustained via magical means...
[00:59] <psYchO_saKi> Like a walking runic weapon.
[01:00] <psYchO_saKi> Always on, baby.
[01:00] <psYchO_saKi> Always on.
[01:00] <Aescapulus> I still have so much to learn.
[01:00] <Yaijinden> But lichdom is like the cardioectomy, in that once started, mere magic-cutting won't stop it.
[01:01] <Aescapulus> I would like to have long discussions with everyone here...
[01:01] <David O`Cain> We'd need something much stronger then.
[01:01] <Yaijinden> You'd need a universe that lacks ambient mana entirely, to start.
[01:02] <Aescapulus> Depending on what you wish to do Master O'Cain.
[01:02] <Franziska von Karma> This is a classic case of overreactions.
[01:02] <Aescapulus> Exactly Madame von Karma.
[01:03] <Yaijinden> I'm being helpful! :D
[01:03] <Franziska von Karma> This Lich person is not trusted by some, for better or worse, and they are follishly letitng their emotions get the better of them.
[01:03] <Aescapulus> If you keep treating the Lich formerly known as Simon as an enemy, then eventually, he may decide he is.
[01:03] <Aescapulus> And he needn't be.
[01:03] <Franziska von Karma> Which, if he *is* up to no good, won't serve them at all. And what the Asteroid says is also true.
[01:07] * Yaijinden rolls around on the floor, hugging New Friend
[01:08] <David O`Cain> Love to stick around further, but I should really get going. Good night.
[01:08] *** David O`Cain [JRPMoonSoldier@MKArmyRanger.mil] has quit IRC (Grim, we're gonna need to talk some more in the morning.)
[01:11] * Franziska von Karma watches the foolish man roll.
[01:11] * psYchO_saKi slams down some books near Von Karma.
[01:11] <Aescapulus> I understand there has been some concerns about Mr. Suthers?
[01:11] <Franziska von Karma> What are these books?
[01:12] <Franziska von Karma> Yes. I'm bringing charges against him for attempted murder.
[01:12] <psYchO_saKi> Interplanetary law.
[01:12] <Franziska von Karma> What.
[01:12] <Yaijinden> Now you get to do it for her! :D
[01:12] <psYchO_saKi> Arxy quit. You're it.
[01:12] <Franziska von Karma> Don't be Foolish!
[01:13] <psYchO_saKi> Them's the breaks...unless a mighty von KArma can't handle it~
[01:13] <Franziska von Karma> I am the prodigy prosecutor Franziska von Karma!
[01:13] <psYchO_saKi> Then there ya go~
[01:14] <Franziska von Karma> Scheiße.
[01:14] * Aescapulus scans the books and adds them to his databases.
[01:14] * Franziska von Karma has a bellboy take them to her room, she'll study tonight.
[01:17] <Yaijinden> And the day is saved. :D
[01:17] * Yaijinden drinks the last of New Friend's internal fluids
[01:17] <Franziska von Karma> not for me.
[01:17] <Yaijinden> And the day is saved. >:|
[01:18] <Franziska von Karma> NOT FOR ME! *cracks whip*
[01:18] <Yaijinden> YEE!
[01:18] * Aescapulus tractors another new friend over to Yai.
[01:19] * Yaijinden waves it off, forestalling further
[01:19] * Aescapulus offers it to Fransizka.
[01:19] <Franziska von Karma> I need my head clear for the books.
[01:19] <Franziska von Karma> Sorry.
[01:19] <Yaijinden> This is yet the least of my shintai, but I can definitely see potentials for it.
[01:20] <psYchO_saKi> ♡ Yai~? ♡
[01:20] <Yaijinden> Like hot prosehffmhmrhrmyes?
[01:20] <psYchO_saKi> ♡ What happens if I set you on fiiiire? ♡
[01:20] <Yaijinden> it probably burns D:
[01:21] <psYchO_saKi> ♡ would you come baaaack? ♡
[01:21] <Yaijinden> Yes!
[01:21] <Yaijinden> WAIT WHY DID I SAY THAT.
[01:21] * psYchO_saKi flamethrowers Yai
[01:21] <Yaijinden> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH
[01:21] <Franziska von Karma> D:
[01:21] <Aescapulus> Because you are the true Yaijinden?
[01:21] <Yaijinden> WHY DOES FIRE STILL HURT ME AFTER ALL THIS TIME
[01:21] <psYchO_saKi> Relax, he'll be fine~
[01:22] <psYchO_saKi> maybe
[01:22] * Yaijinden runs around in circles, screaming/flailing like an idiot before the pain is overwhelming
[01:22] * Yaijinden collapses in a burning heap as the last of the fiery substratus burns itself out
[01:23] * Aescapulus sprays the residue with Halon.
[01:23] <Franziska von Karma> .....
[01:23] * Yaijinden smoulders for a bit
[01:23] <Yaijinden> ffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
[01:23] <Yaijinden> uuuuuuuuuuuuu
[01:24] <psYchO_saKi> Good to have you back :D
[01:24] * Yaijinden lurches upright like some sort of horrible ghoulish cadaver
[01:24] <Aescapulus> Why do I see you and Jack Harness on a double date with Ms. Sakura APril?
[01:24] <Yaijinden> uuuuuuuuuuuuuccccckkk.
[01:24] <Franziska von Karma> ....
[01:24] <Yaijinden> Owwwwwwwwww f[BLEEP]k.
[01:24] * Franziska von Karma tries not to vomit.
[01:25] <Aescapulus> Just the three of you...
[01:25] * Yaijinden finishes regenerates in fullness
[01:25] <Aescapulus> And a large assortment of weapons.
[01:25] <psYchO_saKi> Hee Jack.
[01:25] <Yaijinden> Much as I appreciate pain, I tend to prefer the emotional kind.
[01:25] <psYchO_saKi> I have one of his feet somewhere.
[01:25] * Yaijinden rubs his face, getting the tingles out of it
[01:27] <Yaijinden> Yes, that brings back memories of stranger times.
[01:27] <Yaijinden> Stranger than this? Well.
[01:29] * Yaijinden collapses back in a heap, eerily content
[01:30] <Aescapulus> Stranger than overaffectionate juvenile mongoosetigers?
[01:30] <Yaijinden> That, by contrast, is almost everyday.
[01:31] <Aescapulus> This, Madame von Karma, is what I mean by distorted placing of "normal"
[01:31] * Franziska von Karma nods, sighs.
[01:38] <Yaijinden> Exsquisite.
[01:39] <Yaijinden> I'd forgotten what pain was in the face of all the warm fuzzies.
[01:40] <psYchO_saKi> I figured I'd see if you were still Ford Tough
[01:40] <psYchO_saKi> Before some other idiot tried it
[01:40] <Aescapulus> He's a Timex.
[01:42] <Yaijinden> Now if only I could get a particular kind of lickin'...
[01:42] <Franziska von Karma> Ugh
[01:42] <Franziska von Karma> I'm going to my room.
[01:42] <Franziska von Karma> Goodnight.
[01:42] *** Franziska von Karma [vonKarma@da.co.la.ca.us] has left #suburbansenshi2 (study)
[01:42] <Yaijinden> You do what you care to with your libido and I'll do mine. >:3
[01:42] <Yaijinden> All.
[01:42] <Yaijinden> Night.
[01:42] <Yaijinden> Long.
[01:43] <Aescapulus> I am unequipped for such things Master Yaijinden.
[01:43] <Yaijinden> ♫ DSH all night long ~ all night ♫
[01:43] * psYchO_saKi gets you a blender for use as a "toy"
[01:43] *** how the f[BLEEP]k does that work, Saki
[01:43] <Aescapulus> But ...
[01:43] <psYchO_saKi> Pleasure is close ot pain is close ot pleasure?
[01:43] * Aescapulus goes over to yai.bot
[01:44] * yai.bot is on low power mode
[01:44] * Aescapulus uses his tractors and microscopic precision to effect a number of repairs...
[01:44] <psYchO_saKi> ...
[01:44] * Aescapulus makes a few modifications to the chassis for this particular purpose.
[01:45] <Yaijinden> ?~
[01:45] * Aescapulus makes sure yai.bot is fully recharged.
[01:45] <psYchO_saKi> ......................
[01:46] <psYchO_saKi> Did you just make it a woman.
[01:46] * Aescapulus wakes up yai.bot.
[01:46] <Yaijinden> Why do I have a robot mannequin, anyhow?
[01:46] *** yai.bot has joined #suburbansenshi2
[01:46] <@spiritflame> irasshai yai.bot
[01:46] * yai.bot SPARKS in the course of awakening
[01:46] <Aescapulus> That would be innappropriate Madame Sakura April.
[01:46] <psYchO_saKi> blondie thought it would reason a way to save you.
[01:46] <yai.bot> WHAT IS IT WHAT IS IT WHAT IS IT
[01:46] <psYchO_saKi> Which I guess it kinda did.
[01:46] <yai.bot> WHAT IS IT WHAT IS IT WHAT IS--
[01:46] <yai.bot> :O
[01:46] <yai.bot> :O :O :O
[01:47] <yai.bot> yoooooooooou
[01:47] * yai.bot points at Yaijinden
[01:47] <Aescapulus> But I figure it could be a fully functioning male and still find enjoyment with the original Yai.
[01:47] <Yaijinden> meeeeeeeeeeee
[01:47] * Yaijinden thumbs itself
[01:47] <Yaijinden> ooh yes
[01:47] <yai.bot> ...actually I think I'm done now.
[01:47] <Aescapulus> I think it should have power for at least twelve hours of such activity before needing a rest mode again.
[01:47] <yai.bot> Can I be done now? :D :D
[01:48] * Yaijinden purses its lips
[01:48] * psYchO_saKi shrugs
[01:48] * Yaijinden takes his hands off the robot
[01:48] * psYchO_saKi levels both guns at it
[01:48] <psYchO_saKi> Want offlinesies?
[01:48] <yai.bot> yeff my face is beautiful isn't it
[01:48] <yai.bot> i would like to self-destruct, actually :O
[01:49] <psYchO_saKi> Go to town?
[01:49] <yai.bot> :D
[01:49] <yai.bot> 8D
[01:49] * psYchO_saKi is away: getitng out of range
[01:49] *** psYchO_saKi [murdergrrl@seven.torchwood.or.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (I am the one, the Only one, I am the One, your Kingdom Come, gimme the Prize!)
[01:50] <yai.bot> [color=red]AUTODESTRUCT SEQUENCE ENGAGED. REACTOR OVERLOAD IN THIRTY SECONDS.[/color=red]
[01:50] <yai.bot> MALFUNCTION: WARNING CODE COMPROMISED. SEQUENCE CONTINUES.
[01:50] <Yaijinden> ...
[01:50] <Yaijinden> Do you know what sort of power source that thing is sporting?
[01:51] * Aescapulus calculates the blast radius for yai.bot based on its known energy density.
[01:51] <Aescapulus> Something decently sized...
[01:51] * yai.bot will leave a smoking crater roughly the size of 1945 Hiroshima!
[01:51] <yai.bot> TEN SECONDS TO DETONATION.
[01:51] <Aescapulus> ...but that is also wired up to a megaton nuclear weapon.
[01:52] <Yaijinden> Well, s[BLEEP]t.
[01:52] <yai.bot> FIVE SECONDS.
[01:52] * Aescapulus accesses the building systems a puts a forcefield around the lobby.
[01:52] <Yaijinden> I don't suppose you have something that can fix--
[01:52] <Aescapulus> THe building can repair the damages, and this unit is replaceable.
[01:53] * yai.bot DETONATES WITH THE FURY OF THE TINIEST OF SUNS
[01:53] * Aescapulus is bounced around the room, but apparently takes no damage.
[01:54] *** yai.bot [0] has quit IRC
[01:54] * Yaijinden reincorporates
[01:54] * Yaijinden is a skeleton, then a lattice of muscle, then organs, and skin, and everything else
[01:55] <Aescapulus> Hmm. I was off calculation by three centimeters on that last bounce...
[01:55] * Yaijinden rubs his head, looking at the smoking remnants of the blast site
[01:55] <Aescapulus> How did that feel, Yaijinden?
[01:56] <Yaijinden> It didn't, really?
[01:56] <Aescapulus> Fascinating.
[01:57] <Yaijinden> Happened too quickly for nerves to register nonsense like being percussed and melted.
[01:57] <Aescapulus> Excellent news though. They never felt it, is a legitimate answer.
[01:57] <Yaijinden> No question, then-- this shintai does emulate my khadi self nearly exactly.
[01:58] <Aescapulus> And I'm glad to see this remote was robustly built as well.
[01:59] <Aescapulus> I rarely get such thorough tests.
[01:59] <Yaijinden> I am not sure whether to roll my eyes or throw my hands up in the air so I'm going to do both.
[01:59] <Yaijinden> Yay! 9_9
[01:59] <Aescapulus> I wonder how hot my exterior is...
[02:00] * Aescapulus watches as the lobby rebuilds itself.
[02:01] <Aescapulus> Please stand back Mr. Yaijinden...
[02:01] * Yaijinden does so
[02:01] <Aescapulus> I seem to be radiating in the low ultraviolet...
[02:02] <Yaijinden> Oh hooray!
[02:02] * Yaijinden rubs his face on the drone shell
[02:02] <Yaijinden> mmmmm sickness poisoning
[02:03] <Yaijinden> can feel the cells breaking down~
[02:04] <Aescapulus> It isn't that bad.
[02:04] <Aescapulus> It is non-ionizing.
[02:04] <Aescapulus> It just means that my surface is about the heat of a sun.
[02:05] <Aescapulus> And it is dissipating rapidly.
[02:05] <Aescapulus> I don't have enough heat capacity to stay so hot for long.
[02:06] <Yaijinden> i knowwwwwwwww
[02:06] <Yaijinden> that's the best part
[02:06] * Yaijinden pries his face off from where it fused to the shell
[02:06] <Yaijinden> Yes. That's what I've been missing.
[02:07] <Yaijinden> That's why yesterday was yesterday.
[02:07] <Yaijinden> There wasn't enough pain.
[02:07] <Yaijinden> Now I remember why I lived here.
[02:07] <Aescapulus> FOr the physical pain?
[02:07] <Yaijinden> The bitterness makes the sweet meaningful, and the sweetness cuts the bitter.
[02:08] <Yaijinden> I started seeing it when our Revisionista realized something about herself.
[02:08] <Yaijinden> And then I got set on fire, which gave me a sense of scale!
[02:08] <Aescapulus> Ah.
[02:09] <Yaijinden> And then, nuclear annihilation.
[02:09] <Yaijinden> Life sucks, then you die! 8O
[02:09] <Aescapulus> Very few get to experience that.
[02:09] <Yaijinden> so sweet
[02:09] <Yaijinden> ~so sweet~
[02:10] <Yaijinden> So.
[02:11] <Aescapulus> I should let you rest.
[02:11] <Yaijinden> It now falls to me to take the knife that the cosmos is aiming at me and is already wielding of me...
[02:11] <Yaijinden> Sharpen things.
[02:11] <Yaijinden> Hone an edge.
[02:11] <Yaijinden> Yes.
[02:11] <Yaijinden> Goodnight, Aescapulus. :D
[02:11] <Aescapulus> Until another time?
[02:11] *** Aescapulus [root@aescapulus.org] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Until you again need my services...)
[02:12] *** Yaijinden has left #suburbansenshi2 (kheeeee hee hee)
[11:58] * The Revisionist comes out off the elevator, bags in hand
[11:58] * The Revisionist sets them down by her tree.
[11:59] <Lady DeVenger> Going somewhere?
[11:59] <The Revisionist> ...
[11:59] <The Revisionist> What are you doing.
[11:59] * Lady DeVenger has set up a portable forge.
[12:00] <Lady DeVenger> I'm going to make myself useful around here.
[12:00] <The Revisionist> Oh! You can do that by dying.
[12:00] * Lady DeVenger smiles.
[12:00] <Lady DeVenger> I saw your little pitched fit last night.
[12:01] <Lady DeVenger> So much fear, uncertainty and doubt.
[12:01] * Lady DeVenger looks at your bags
[12:02] <Lady DeVenger> And even you're not immune.
[12:02] <Lady DeVenger> One ridiculous Lich and you're runining away in tears like a little girl.
[12:02] <The Revisionist> ...
[12:02] <The Revisionist> If you had a shred of compassion, you'd understand why I'm leaving.
[12:03] * Lady DeVenger fires up the quantum forge, inputting specifications.
[12:04] * Lady DeVenger starts to draw out a light, gleaming undershirt.
[12:04] <The Revisionist> What are you making?
[12:04] <Lady DeVenger> Underwear.
[12:05] <Lady DeVenger> Special underwear for my security. A lightweight, non ferromagnetic Validium/ Vibranium mesh alloy.
[12:05] <Lady DeVenger> Shock dispersing, puncture resistant up to 500 tons of force.
[12:06] * Lady DeVenger completes it, and unceremonoiusly removed her hoodie and shirt.
[12:06] <The Revisionist> Some decency!
[12:07] * Lady DeVenger slides the silver undershirt on.
[12:07] * Lady DeVenger puts on her shirt and hoodie, it doesn't even look like she's wearing armor underneath.
[12:07] <Lady DeVenger> I intend to be useful to this house.
[12:09] <The Revisionist> That's a laugh.
[12:09] <Lady DeVenger> Hear me out.
[12:11] <Lady DeVenger> You have Suthers going on about order, A lich who can move about undetected just by changing form and brain patterns, a vampire with no concept of privacy, a mad immortal regenerator, wolves, immortal wolf assasins, killbots, pokemon kidnappers and theives... the list goes on.
[12:12] <Lady DeVenger> A very very uncertain world.
[12:12] <Lady DeVenger> What if any one of these people / beings goes off the 'deep end'?
[12:12] <The Revisionist> You mean... like you.
[12:13] <Lady DeVenger> Hehehe.
[12:13] <Lady DeVenger> I intend to craft custom security solutions.
[12:13] <The Revisionist> ...What.
[12:14] <Lady DeVenger> Well, there are so many self-righteous people with heavy / enchanted weapons around.
[12:14] <Lady DeVenger> All too willing to brandish them at the first sign of... well... anything.
[12:15] <Lady DeVenger> Do you REALLY want an uppity "Time Sage" hitting you with their power anytime they feel like it?
[12:15] <The Revisionist> Pfft, we can defend against such things.
[12:15] <Lady DeVenger> _We_ can. But most of the otehrs here can't.
[12:16] <Lady DeVenger> Which is where I come in. DeVenger's Superior Security Solutions and Services.
[12:16] <Lady DeVenger> Protecting you from the terrors that live down the hall.
[12:17] <Lady DeVenger> /:3
[12:17] <The Revisionist> No one will buy anything from you.
[12:17] <Eitak_Razal> You're not welcome here DeVenger
[12:17] <The Revisionist> You just wan tto be a glorified arms merchant.
[12:18] <Lady DeVenger> I've booked a room. I live her now :)
[12:18] <Eitak_Razal> Ah. Good to know.
[12:18] * Lady DeVenger settles in very comfortably into her chair.
[12:18] <Lady DeVenger> Arx here was just leaving, weren't you, Arx?
[12:18] <Eitak_Razal> Excuse me while I go find von Karma. I'm sure she'll love to get a warrent to search it and find a reason to arrest you
[12:19] * The Revisionist looks at her bags.
[12:19] * the power goes out in the building
[12:19] <Eitak_Razal> ........
[12:19] <Lady DeVenger> Go ahead. My room is empty.
[12:19] * Eitak_Razal gestures and a few mage-lights appear in the area.
[12:19] * Lady DeVenger just uses inbuilt gravomtric lighting from here eyepatch to see in the dark.
[12:19] <Thrash> sorry my fault
[12:20] * Thrash is fiddling with some wires in the building
[12:20] * or more precisely, see the gravity outlines of everything around her.
[12:20] <Lady DeVenger> Ahh, Lord Thrash.
[12:20] <Lady DeVenger> Say goodbye to Miss Sylvanran.
[12:20] <The Revisionist> I have one thing to do before I leave. ><
[12:21] <Thrash> hold onto something
[12:21] <Eitak_Razal> Revy. Are you really foolish enough to leave with her here?
[12:21] <The Revisionist> I've got to find Paisley.
[12:21] * Thrash presses two wires together and....nothing happens
[12:21] <Thrash> huh
[12:21] <The Revisionist> Eitak, I lost control last night.
[12:21] <Eitak_Razal> .........
[12:21] <Eitak_Razal> And?
[12:21] <Eitak_Razal> Your actions were justifed
[12:21] * Lady DeVenger irately gets up and fixes the issue for Thrash.
[12:22] * the entire room de-exists for a split second........
[12:22] * the entire room returns
[12:22] <The Revisionist> Justified or not.
[12:22] <The Revisionist> That kind of anger...
[12:22] <Thrash> there we go
[12:22] * The Revisionist looks at her hand.
[12:22] <Thrash> that should do it
[12:23] <The Revisionist> I've been there before.
[12:23] <The Revisionist> I don't want to be there again.
[12:23] * Eitak_Razal walks over, and slaps Revy
[12:23] <Eitak_Razal> Stop
[12:23] * The Revisionist takes the slap.
[12:23] <The Revisionist> I am stopping.
[12:23] <The Revisionist> Before I hurt people.
[12:23] <Eitak_Razal> No. I mean stop this crap you're doing right now
[12:24] * Thrash puts the wires away
[12:24] <Thrash> and who did you hurt
[12:24] <The Revisionist> I can't do that.
[12:24] <Eitak_Razal> No one.
[12:24] <The Revisionist> An alternate persona of Kerrick's.
[12:24] <The Revisionist> the problem is not that.
[12:25] <The Revisionist> I could care lessif I wounded a toy of Kerrick's.
[12:25] <The Revisionist> But he is such a slippery one...
[12:25] <The Revisionist> Int ime he could be anyone.
[12:25] <The Revisionist> AndI could hurt innocent people again.
[12:26] <Thrash> so you are running away from the problem
[12:26] <The Revisionist> I'm not up to par with his games.
[12:26] <Thrash> rather then facing it
[12:26] <Lady DeVenger> I told you to kill him.
[12:26] * Thrash restores the power
[12:26] <The Revisionist> That isn't the answer.
[12:27] <Lady DeVenger> If he were dead the conundrum would never have presented itself.
[12:27] *** TheGreyElf [BlackRose@TheNecromantress.net] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[12:27] <@spiritflame> irasshai TheGreyElf
[12:27] <TheGreyElf> I see we agree on something miss
[12:27] <Thrash> now then
[12:27] <The Revisionist> The point is... I couldn't see through him.
[12:27] * TheGreyElf walks inside via the front door as he speaks
[12:27] <The Revisionist> I couldn't reason what was going on.
[12:28] * Thrash walks over to a wall and removes a section of it
[12:28] <Thrash> time to do a little cleaning
[12:28] <The Revisionist> and my job... well my old job... depends on being ablw to see the truth.
[12:28] * Thrash starts to use his sonic ring to scan for any bugs
[12:29] <The Revisionist> I'll be back one more time tonight.
[12:30] <The Revisionist> I need to find Paisley.
[12:30] <The Revisionist> Then my debts here are paid.
[12:30] *** The Revisionist [arx_s@justitia.panopticon.gallifrey.sen] has left #suburbansenshi2 (You speak of loyalty? To you, loyalty was a convenience, easily disposed of. To me, it was something worth clawing my way out of hell for. And. I. DID! TWICE!!)
[12:30] <Lady DeVenger> Oh morals.
[12:30] <Lady DeVenger> Amusing.
[12:31] * Lady DeVenger produces another small item from her quantum forge.
[12:31] <Thrash> one little bug gone
[12:31] <Thrash> another little bug gone
[12:31] <Lady DeVenger> Oh yes, I agree.
[12:31] <Lady DeVenger> She was so annoying.
[12:31] <Thrash> I was talking about the ones in the wall
[12:31] <TheGreyElf> Dunno who she was, nor do if I care
[12:32] * Lady DeVenger has made a diamondish pendant, which she puts on.
[12:32] <Thrash> my dear lady Deranger
[12:32] <Lady DeVenger> Heh, cute.
[12:32] * Lady DeVenger pulls out a chakram and HURLS it in an arc desgined to swing back at her and sever her own neck
[12:32] <Thrash> what is the point of it all..hm?
[12:33] * Lady DeVenger waits, unblinking
[12:33] * Lady DeVenger watches the chakram hit an invisible forced ome around her
[12:33] <Lady DeVenger> Excellent.
[12:33] <Thrash> force field?
[12:33] <TheGreyElf> Cute. But weak
[12:33] * Lady DeVenger recalibrates the field to be skin tight.
[12:33] <Lady DeVenger> your opion, backed up by nothing.
[12:34] * Lady DeVenger collects the crumpled chakram.
[12:34] <Thrash> what is the point of conquest hm?
[12:34] * Lady DeVenger melts it down in the quantum forge.
[12:34] <Lady DeVenger> Oh, haven't you heard?
[12:34] <Lady DeVenger> I'm putting that on hold for the next little while.
[12:34] <Thrash> no never have
[12:34] * TheGreyElf vanishes into the shadows. And yoink's the pedenat while hidden in them
[12:35] * Lady DeVenger 's pendant is safely on her neck under the force field dingus
[12:35] <TheGreyElf> Hmmm.
[12:35] * Lady DeVenger is going into the security business.
[12:35] <TheGreyElf> Tell me. Can you turn it off now that it's on like that?
[12:35] <Lady DeVenger> Like I would tell you.
[12:35] <Lady DeVenger> But yes, I can. Psychic interface.
[12:35] <Lady DeVenger> Keyed to me.
[12:36] <Lady DeVenger> All my products use top-end psychic interfaces.
[12:36] <TheGreyElf> Oh good. Wouldn't want you to die of starvation because you can't eat. It woud be much more fun to kill you myself.
[12:36] <Thrash> oh pish-posh
[12:36] <TheGreyElf> I wonder how powerful an undead timelord would be
[12:36] <Thrash> something's only top-end until something else comes along that's better
[12:36] <Lady DeVenger> It amuses me to think you think I don't thinkof thse things.
[12:37] <TheGreyElf> You forget I'm elf. Low opninons of others is standard
[12:37] <Lady DeVenger> (Tha'ts because you're so close to the ground)
[12:37] * Thrash digs in his pockets
[12:39] <Lady DeVenger> Anyway, I think I'm going to open a shop.
[12:40] <Lady DeVenger> Items to defend against threats Cyborg, Undead, Lich, Pokemon, Killbot and Elf.
[12:40] <Lady DeVenger> Among other things.
[12:40] <Lady DeVenger> Or I should just go into consulting.
[12:40] * Thrash pulls out a minature black cube from his pocket
[12:40] <Lady DeVenger> Hmm.
[12:40] <Thrash> mmm there you are my little friend
[12:40] <Lady DeVenger> Consulting might be better.
[12:41] * Thrash presses the cube into the wall and carefully starts to press the wires against it
[12:44] <Thrash> careful....careful
[12:46] <Lady DeVenger> Is someone surveilling the hotel?
[12:46] <Thrash> sort of...
[12:46] <Thrash> AH
[12:46] <Thrash> there we go!
[12:47] <Thrash> I'm trying to keep out Tony's "dear children" from connecting with this area
[12:49] <Lady DeVenger> Interesting~
[12:49] <Thrash> so...
[12:49] <Thrash> and I'm not sure why I'm telling YOU this
[12:51] * The Revisionist BLURS in, PUNCHING DeVenger in the head
[12:51] * Lady DeVenger jerks back in her chair, unhurt
[12:52] <Lady DeVenger> What was that for.
[12:52] <The Revisionist> SHE THREW HERSELF INTO THE WORLD TREE!
[12:52] <Lady DeVenger> "She?"
[12:52] * Thrash closes the wall, sealing it with his sonic ring
[12:52] <The Revisionist> PAISLEY!
[12:53] <The Revisionist> She was so upset at killing someone and what she did to me that she THREW HERSELF INTO IT
[12:53] <Lady DeVenger> And?
[12:53] <Lady DeVenger> It's not like that's a death sentence.
[12:53] <Lady DeVenger> She's just lost.
[12:54] <The Revisionist> IT'S YOUR FAULT!
[12:54] <Lady DeVenger> And I could care less.
[12:54] <Lady DeVenger> go find her.
[12:55] *** The Revisionist [arx_s@justitia.panopticon.gallifrey.sen] has quit IRC (Damn YOU.)
[12:55] * Lady DeVenger waves bye in a cutesy way
[12:57] <Thrash> so...
[12:57] <Thrash> what I've done
[12:57] <Thrash> is sealed this entire lobby
[12:57] <Thrash> in a data loop
[12:58] <Lady DeVenger> info in stays in?
[12:58] <Thrash> indeed
[12:58] <Thrash> though
[12:59] <Thrash> I did put in a preprogrammed loop of information to be fed out in case the children get curious
[12:59] <Thrash> the complete works of babe winkler....whoever that is
[13:01] <Thrash> ....
[13:01] <Thrash> why am I telling you all this
[13:01] * Lady DeVenger looks at Thrash blankly.
[13:01] <Lady DeVenger> Because I'm the only other one here who would understand you.
[13:02] <Thrash> true true
[13:02] * Thrash pulls a glass of sherry from his pocket and drinks
[13:05] <Thrash> I think that's why I'm rather fond of humans
[13:06] <Thrash> they pretend to listen to me
[13:07] <Lady DeVenger> I think they just look at you dimly.
[13:08] <Thrash> they do that too!
[13:08] <Thrash> quite a bit actually
[13:08] <Thrash> espcally that Etna girl
[13:08] <Thrash> I don't think she ever understood a word I said
[13:10] * Lady DeVenger hums to herself ♫
[13:10] <TheGreyElf> Did you really think someone from a magical demoic world would
[13:10] * Lady DeVenger sits down with the quantum forge.
[13:10] * Lady DeVenger ponders.
[13:10] <Lady DeVenger> Lord Xadium... Hazel so did have an irrational fixation.
[13:10] <Lady DeVenger> And the wife... the wife...
[13:11] <Lady DeVenger> The Lich seems unnaturally moved by her presence.
[13:11] <Lady DeVenger> How cute.
[13:11] <Lady DeVenger> I think I'll take her away from him.
[13:12] * Lady DeVenger taps her eyepatch and begins amassing information
[13:12] <Thrash> gemini?
[13:12] <Lady DeVenger> Yes. Sunrise.
[13:13] <Thrash> I think you will find her harder to remove then you think
[13:13] <Lady DeVenger> Oh, you misread me.
[13:13] <Lady DeVenger> I will remove her from the Lich.
[13:13] * a rustle of wind seems to go through the bonsai tree; it seems a bit droopy compared to its usual state
[13:13] <Lady DeVenger> Or, in less provocative terms... I will protect her from his graps.
[13:14] <Lady DeVenger> ^grasp.
[13:14] <Lady DeVenger> It will be an interesting challenge.
[13:15] <Thrash> hm *nods*
[13:17] <Lady DeVenger> You notice he keep trying to touch her.
[13:17] <Lady DeVenger> ^keeps
[13:17] <Lady DeVenger> That's how they do their damage.
[13:17] <Lady DeVenger> Well, one of the ways.
[13:17] <Lady DeVenger> Their touch apparently moves through any armor or natural shielding.
[13:18] <Lady DeVenger> Quite, quite insidious.
[13:20] <Thrash> mmhm
[13:20] <Thrash> so one insidious being meets another
[13:20] * Lady DeVenger snorts.
[13:21] <Lady DeVenger> Spare me your petty moralizing.
[13:21] <Lady DeVenger> Do you like Miss Sunrise?
[13:21] <Thrash> I am fond of her
[13:22] <Lady DeVenger> Then you have an interest in seeing my studies succeed.
[13:23] <Thrash> there is.....logic...in what you say
[13:23] <Lady DeVenger> They can emit great fear and paralyze with a touch.
[13:23] <Lady DeVenger> Nevermind what other skills he had in life.
[13:25] <Lady DeVenger> Tch.
[13:25] <Lady DeVenger> I need the Witch.
[13:26] <Lady DeVenger> My science only goes so far.
[13:26] <Thrash> which witch
[13:26] * leaves begin to float down to the ground from the bonsai, a few at a time
[13:27] <Lady DeVenger> This won't be pretty.
[13:27] * Lady DeVenger activates her TARDIS, which is actually her glove.
[13:27] * Lady DeVenger dematerializes
[13:27] * Lady DeVenger is back
[13:27] * Lady DeVenger is currently being strangled
[13:27] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte is strangling her
[13:28] <Lady DeVenger> Get it out of your ssytem..... that's it....
[13:28] <Thrash> oh hello Paisley
[13:28] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte crushes and crushes but the damn forcefield doesn't give way
[13:28] * Lady DeVenger flops around a bit
[13:29] <Thrash> she has a force field on
[13:29] <Thrash> its' no good trying to break through
[13:31] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> No but it makes me FEEL better
[13:31] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte WHAM WHAM WHAMs her
[13:31] * Lady DeVenger has this utterly bored look on her face
[13:32] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte eventually shoves her away
[13:32] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I despise you.
[13:32] <Lady DeVenger> I get it.
[13:32] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> you made me into a murderer!
[13:32] <Eitak_Razal> You will die if you stay here DeVenger
[13:32] * @Sailor Quinox changes topic to `[13:31] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte WHAM WHAM WHAMs her [13:31] * Lady DeVenger has this utterly bored look on her face`
[13:33] * Lady DeVenger shrugs
[13:33] *** @Sailor Quinox has left #suburbansenshi2 (FLEE)
[13:33] <Eitak_Razal> You realize that. Half the hotel is out for your blood
[13:33] <Lady DeVenger> Good luck to them getting it.
[13:33] <Lady DeVenger> Now. If you children are done playing.
[13:33] <Lady DeVenger> I'm trying to save Gemini Sunrise.
[13:34] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You? Save something?
[13:34] <Eitak_Razal> ....
[13:34] <Lady DeVenger> Yes. I have my reason for doing so.
[13:34] <Lady DeVenger> And thus I need you, Sister of the Flame.
[13:35] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...You are ... incredible. After ALL you've done.
[13:35] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> you just expect me to help YOU?
[13:35] <Lady DeVenger> No....I expect you to hel her.
[13:35] <Lady DeVenger> For all the science at my disposal, that Lich presents an interesting problem.
[13:36] <Lady DeVenger> His touch can apparently get through armor.
[13:36] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Ohh, I get it.
[13:36] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Magic.
[13:36] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You don't know how to handle Magic.
[13:36] * Lady DeVenger frowns. It's not that I don't know HOW.
[13:37] <Lady DeVenger> There's not enough data.
[13:37] <Lady DeVenger> I know how to KILL the Lich, but not how to do anything less.
[13:37] <Lady DeVenger> Mind you, I wouldn't mind just killing him, but that's more trouble than its worth currently.
[13:37] <Eitak_Razal> You smash their soul jar
[13:38] <Lady DeVenger> Yes.
[13:38] <Lady DeVenger> But say I just want to block his touch. I'm not concerned about his fear aura.
[13:38] <Lady DeVenger> My mental powers are superior.
[13:39] <Lady DeVenger> You, Peinforte, are trained int he Pagan ways of Gallifrey.
[13:39] * small piles of leaves seem to have accumulated under the bonsai
[13:39] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm trained in the Karnian tradition.
[13:39] <Lady DeVenger> Semantics.
[13:40] <Lady DeVenger> The Pythia, whom you are named after, was a Gallifreyan. Karnians are Gallifreyans, just stuck out on that small rock.
[13:40] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well if you're so high-and-mighty... devise your own solution :/
[13:41] <Thrash> she can't
[13:42] <Lady DeVenger> I'm sure given time I could come up with some kind of energetic defense against mana.
[13:42] <Lady DeVenger> I just don't feel like wasting time.
[13:43] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte leans back on Arx's Bonsai, she promised to protect it while Arx was gone.
[13:43] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I met her, you know.
[13:43] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> She kept me from killing myself, Arx did.
[13:43] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> The woman I shot three times in thehead and stole her lives from.
[13:43] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> She is so much more than you.
[13:44] <Lady DeVenger> I'm sorry are you trying to bruise my ego?
[13:45] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Not working, is it.
[13:45] <Lady DeVenger> Nope.
[13:45] * leaves have stopped falling, but the tree is still droopy
[13:45] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> One day, I'm going to kill you.
[13:45] <Lady DeVenger> Maybe.
[13:46] <Lady DeVenger> But not today.
[13:46] <Lady DeVenger> Let's get to work.
[13:46] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte can't get over how... calm DeVenger is
[13:48] <Lady DeVenger> So... Eitak Razal.
[13:48] <Lady DeVenger> I hear lots of talk about how you and your kin are All that.
[13:49] <Lady DeVenger> You have no love for this Lich, I very much doubt you want him having his way with Miss Sunrise.
[13:49] <Lady DeVenger> how do we protect her from his touch.
[13:51] * While DeVenger asks that, in parallel she's taking energy readings from the forest to get the exact quantum structure of "mana" and where it lies along the matter / eerngy scale.
[13:51] <Eitak_Razal> You use the proper wards
[13:52] <Eitak_Razal> Or. Disable his magic
[13:52] <Lady DeVenger> the former is better for now.
[13:52] <Lady DeVenger> I'm working on the latter.
[13:52] <Lady DeVenger> How do we make such wards.
[13:53] <Eitak_Razal> The best way would to be enchant and object, something that doesn't stand out, and have Gem carry it
[13:54] <Lady DeVenger> Her hair ribbon.
[13:54] * Newborn Lich walks out of the woods, testing and grasping with his new hand.
[13:54] <Eitak_Razal> That would work yes.
[13:54] *** Newborn Lich has joined #suburbansenshi2
[13:54] <@spiritflame> irasshai Newborn Lich
[13:54] <Eitak_Razal> ....
[13:54] * Newborn Lich walks inside.
[13:54] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...
[13:55] * Newborn Lich looks at Paisley.
[13:55] <Newborn Lich> ♫
[13:55] <Lady DeVenger> Greetings, Sir Lich.
[13:55] <Newborn Lich> Say, weren't you missing?
[13:55] * Lady DeVenger leans back, conintuing her analysis of the ambient energy.
[13:55] <Lady DeVenger> no particularly.
[13:55] <Lady DeVenger> ^not
[13:55] * Newborn Lich was talking to Paisley.
[13:56] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> For a while. I'm back now.
[13:56] <Newborn Lich> That's right, you showed me the dial.
[13:57] <Newborn Lich> Can you still do that in this forest?
[13:57] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes. My powers are not affected by mana concentration at all.
[13:57] <Newborn Lich> Huh.
[13:58] * Newborn Lich sits down on the Futon.
[13:58] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> My powers work off Time.
[13:58] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Mana is just something I fiddle with as a hobby. I have only the barest proficiency.
[13:59] <Newborn Lich> Interesting.
[13:59] <Eitak_Razal> You want mana. You want a Mage
[14:00] *** WHEN YOU'VE GOT TO GET IT DONE, YOU WANT MANA. YOU WANT A MAGE. ONLY FROM THE HOME DEPOT
[14:00] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I can do what mages do, jus with a different power source :P
[14:00] <Eitak_Razal> ....
[14:01] <Newborn Lich> Heh, with every culture, a different approach. I'm rather pleased that I've adapted to it.
[14:01] * Thrash works on installing another small black cube into the wall
[14:02] * Newborn Lich glances at Thrash for a moment.
[14:02] <Newborn Lich> I don't believe I've every talked to you at length, mister....?
[14:02] <Thrash> Thrash
[14:02] <Thrash> my name is Thrash
[14:02] <Lady DeVenger> That is Lord Thrash.
[14:02] <Newborn Lich> Greetings, Thrash.
[14:04] <Newborn Lich> What are you doing?
[14:04] <Thrash> greetings
[14:04] <Thrash> I am installing a data loop into this room
[14:04] <Newborn Lich> Would you mind explaining that so somebody who is out of their depth?
[14:05] <Thrash> any...say...curious AI..wishes to plug into any machine in this room
[14:05] <Thrash> they'll find themselves locked out completely
[14:05] <Thrash> fed useless knowledge and the like
[14:05] <Newborn Lich> Oh. Why is that necessary?
[14:06] <Thrash> let's just say...
[14:06] <Thrash> sometimes you have to keep children in their playpen
[14:06] * Newborn Lich remembers the prior night. "Now that is some sentiment I can THOROUGHLY Agree with, Lord Thrash."
[14:07] * Thrash finishes installing that one..and moves on to install another cube
[14:14] *** Thrash has left #suburbansenshi2 (((nevermind)))
[14:14] <Newborn Lich> Where did he go? I was hoping to talk to him?
[14:16] * Lady DeVenger looks at the Lich for a bit, considering.
[14:16] <Lady DeVenger> So what's your interest in the redhead?
[14:16] <Newborn Lich> Who?
[14:16] <Newborn Lich> There are lots of readheads here.
[14:17] <Lady DeVenger> What'shername Sunrise.
[14:18] * Lady DeVenger projects a picture from her eyepatch
[14:18] <Newborn Lich> Oh, yes, That's Xadium's wife, isn't it?
[14:19] <Lady DeVenger> Yes.
[14:19] <Lady DeVenger> I noticed you were trying to get a little touchy-feely last night.
[14:19] <Newborn Lich> I did have words for her, yes.
[14:20] <Newborn Lich> She's hardly ever around here, considering she has a husband that is severely injured. Do you knwo why that is?
[14:20] <Newborn Lich> I would expect her to perhaps be caring for him?
[14:20] <Lady DeVenger> Who knows. Awkward mating practices?
[14:20] <Lady DeVenger> So, I'm going to be blunt.
[14:20] <Lady DeVenger> You're a Lich. You have the "magic fingers".
[14:21] <Newborn Lich> I have magic everything.
[14:21] * Newborn Lich poses briefly in a threatening manner, and then laughs easily.
[14:21] <Lady DeVenger> Yes, well I know what your touch can do.
[14:21] <Newborn Lich> Describe it, then. Lots of people have misconceptions about me recently. I'd prefer to dispel them.
[14:21] <Lady DeVenger> now, I don't care for the girl, personally.
[14:22] <Lady DeVenger> Oh, the touch that gets through armor and the like.
[14:22] <Lady DeVenger> That can paralzye.
[14:22] <Newborn Lich> Permanently. Yes.
[14:22] <Newborn Lich> You are correct.
[14:22] <Lady DeVenger> Mm-hmm.
[14:23] <Lady DeVenger> Now, as I was saying, I don't like the girl personally. She's bringing down the genetic quality of my species.
[14:23] <Newborn Lich> I think, personally, that it's the neutralizations of the life energy in a living being by suffusing it with the energy that sustains me which is its opposite.
[14:23] <Lady DeVenger> Possibly so, Possibly so.
[14:23] <Newborn Lich> The stronger the Lich, the harder to resist. I've never used it on any of you, despite your... annoying tendencies, but there's a really good reason not to use it.
[14:24] <Lady DeVenger> Oh? And what's that?
[14:27] <Newborn Lich> It's permenent, and I can't reverse it.
[14:28] <Newborn Lich> Use of force is dangerous because when you use magic or force of arms, you might inflict harm or pain or injury that far outlasts your anger.
[14:28] <Lady DeVenger> Are you intending something untowards with that girl?
[14:28] * Lady DeVenger asks this completely calmly.
[14:28] <Newborn Lich> You are a murderer, adn I can sense it. Clearly. Why should I answer you?
[14:28] <Lady DeVenger> Because, as a murderer.
[14:29] <Newborn Lich> Buuut, I'm not going for moral superiority here. Hell, I barely believe in it.
[14:29] <Newborn Lich> Is that your point? Heh.
[14:29] <Lady DeVenger> I'm telling you, you can't have her.
[14:29] <Newborn Lich> "Have her?"
[14:29] <Lady DeVenger> Yes.
[14:29] <Newborn Lich> You just condemned her twice? Why should you care if she lives or dies?
[14:29] <Lady DeVenger> I have my own designs for that little clan.
[14:30] <Newborn Lich> Oh for. Look, I'm not going to spare anyone so that they can be "properly killed" later. Death is death.
[14:30] <Lady DeVenger> I never aid I was goingto kill them.
[14:30] <Lady DeVenger> I just said I had designs.
[14:31] <Lady DeVenger> I'm letting you know now, as a courtesy.
[14:31] <Newborn Lich> Look. Why do you think I want her? She's already married to Xadium.
[14:31] * Lady DeVenger shrugs
[14:31] <Eitak_Razal> You're also a corpse
[14:31] <Lady DeVenger> you made a big deal about asking politely.
[14:31] <Lady DeVenger> I'm asking politely.
[14:31] <Newborn Lich> Who we are is more important than what, Eitak Razal.
[14:31] <Newborn Lich> Okay, noted.
[14:31] <Newborn Lich> You DID ask politely, and I"ll keep your point in mind.
[14:33] <Lady DeVenger> I'm so glad we understand each other!
[14:33] * Newborn Lich looks at Lady Devenger.
[14:33] *** Lady Devenger is



More information about her is Here.
Her image Song is: 'Something Dark is Coming' by Bear McCreary.
[14:34] <Newborn Lich> ...I think I might be the only person who can really understand you. At least, a part of me.
[14:34] <Lady DeVenger> We were both born out of primal evils~
[14:34] <Newborn Lich> Nah. It's just that we'd do what it takes to win.
[14:35] <Lady DeVenger> Indeed.
[14:35] <Lady DeVenger> We can both play the long game.
[14:35] <Newborn Lich> I kind of wonder what winning would do to you.
[14:35] * Lady DeVenger smiles
[14:35] <Lady DeVenger> I lok forward to discovering that.
[14:35] <Newborn Lich> Speaking as somebody who has already won.
[14:36] <Lady DeVenger> Have you?
[14:36] <Lady DeVenger> Immortality is jjust phase one.
[14:36] <Lady DeVenger> How you use it, if you can wield it properly, is phase two.
[14:36] <Lady DeVenger> There are so many immortals.
[14:37] <Eitak_Razal> He's not imormtal. He's a corpse
[14:37] <Lady DeVenger> Beings that are beyond even that. Organians. Q.
[14:37] <Newborn Lich> So? I have what I want.
[14:37] <Newborn Lich> I'm more than a man, and I'm not more than Lich.
[14:37] * Lady DeVenger nods, understanding.
[14:38] <Lady DeVenger> I understand. You've meet your "victory conditions".
[14:38] <Newborn Lich> Yes, there are other immortals, and they bite the dust all the time. Why is that? Because they don't quit while they are ahead.
[14:38] <Newborn Lich> Watch what happens to Mormeril's creator. Watch.
[14:39] <Lady DeVenger> Hey, I'm not disagreeing.
[14:39] <Newborn Lich> Aren't you the one who told me that you wanted to rule the universe, though?