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[08:22] <Mizunomics01> We will find the enemy asnd expose them!!
[08:22] <C'est_la_V> Hai!!
[08:22] <Mizunomics01> they will dunk their heads in cold water and think about what they've done!!
[08:22] <C'est_la_V> ....
[08:22] <Thundr_Dragon> That phrase...
[08:22] <flame_SNIPER> Not cool, Ami-chan...
[08:22] <Thundr_Dragon> ...never cool.


welcome to #suburbansenshi2

[22:53] <@Texas_Samurai> Y'know what
[22:54] <@mango-chan> I don't know!
[22:54] <Matsuo Shin> hm?
[22:54] <Bixia Yuanjin> You draw a conclusion based on a series of postulates?
[22:54] <Bixia Yuanjin> That's always what I thought it meant to assume
[22:54] <@Texas_Samurai> ....AH CLAIM THIS LOG FER ALL MAH GOOD FRIENDS!
[22:54] <@mango-chan> yes But I was going to say that you make an ass out of you and me!
[22:54] <Bixia Yuanjin> Ass out of...
[22:54] * Bixia Yuanjin has to think about that one
[22:54] <@Texas_Samurai> Well... nori's th' guinea pig... ain't she?
[22:55] <Bixia Yuanjin> How do you spell 'assume'?
[22:55] <@Texas_Samurai> If she comes back a strange, smilin' machine...
[22:55] <@mango-chan> One second!
[22:55] * @mango-chan summons a pen and paper!
[22:55] * @mango-chan writes it down!
[22:55] * Bixia Yuanjin mumbles something below her breath, refocuses her vision
[22:56] <Bixia Yuanjin> ...oh!
[22:56] <Caroline Carr> Well, hopefully nothing goes very wrong.
[22:56] <Raihosha> If she comes back a strange smiling machine I'll assume she's putting on some sort of act.
[22:56] <@mango-chan> See? :D
[22:56] <Bixia Yuanjin> It's an English joke!
[22:57] <@mango-chan> Yes!
[22:57] <Bixia Yuanjin> I get it now.
[22:58] * @mango-chan nodnodnods!
[22:58] <Raihosha> Gemini, I don't know what he's going to do, but Noriko has rather strong guards against mental manipulation.
[22:59] <@Texas_Samurai> Ah know...
[22:59] <@Texas_Samurai> Ah jus' orry.
[23:00] <Raihosha> Well, worry for you children... That I understand Gemini.
[23:00] <@Texas_Samurai> Yup.
[23:01] <Raihosha> I trust Thrash, but I was still worried for MGT while he was gone.
[23:01] <Raihosha> And I know something happened, MGT isn't ready to talk about... and that is a source of worry as well.
[23:02] <Caroline Carr> It sounds like he had a good time, though.
[23:02] <Raihosha> I think he did Caroline. And I trust him to come to me when he's ready.
[23:02] <Caroline Carr> You just have to be patient.
[23:03] <Raihosha> Yep. Not always easy when one is an inveterate meddler.
[23:04] * Matsuo Shin sits down and reads a book
[23:05] <Caroline Carr> Hi Matsuo
[23:06] <Caroline Carr> So how was your day?
[23:07] <Raihosha> Mine?
[23:07] <Caroline Carr> Yeah.
[23:08] <Raihosha> Well, I woke up a bit late because of MGT's welcome home party last night.
[23:09] <Caroline Carr> You all had fun?
[23:09] <Raihosha> I threw that together at the last minute when I heard he was back... I apologize for not getting an invitation to you.
[23:10] <Raihosha> We had fun, his sisters seemed to enjoy having him back as well.
[23:10] <Caroline Carr> Oh, don't worry about it.
[23:10] <Raihosha> Their wrestling was epic last night.
[23:12] <Caroline Carr> You have video?
[23:12] <Raihosha> Yes. As long as you don't put it on YouTube.
[23:13] <Raihosha> ;)
[23:14] <Caroline Carr> But then I can't share it with all my friends!
[23:15] <Raihosha> Well... make it a private post? I don't want family videos going viral.
[23:15] <Caroline Carr> ...
[23:15] <Caroline Carr> really?
[23:17] <Raihosha> It is rather hard to hide a mongoosetiger in a trenchcoat. :)
[23:17] <Caroline Carr> I was kidding :p
[23:19] <Raihosha> Heh. Well, I meant my end? I'm not ashamed of MGT, I don't hide him. I'd just prefer home movies not going viral.
[23:19] <Caroline Carr> I wouldn't post something like that, relax.
[23:21] <Raihosha> Then I have no problem if you want to show the video Aescapulus just sent your phone, with your friends.
[23:22] * Matsuo Shin turns the page of his book
[23:22] * Caroline Carr forward it to Miara
[23:23] *** FrostQueenie [KnightOfTheEbonBlade@TheAlliance.net] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[23:23] <@spiritflame> irasshai FrostQueenie
[23:23] * FrostQueenie walks in, dragging her sword behind her, not giving a damn if it ruins the floor
[23:26] <HazMat Prinnies> Do you know what it takes to buff those out dood?
[23:26] <FrostQueenie> Do I look like I care?
[23:26] <Caroline Carr> They're cute, Rai.
[23:26] <HazMat Prinnies> Haven't you heard of scabbards dood?
[23:26] <FrostQueenie> This blade is far too large for one
[23:27] <HazMat Prinnies> We can make one big enough dood.
[23:27] <FrostQueenie> And it would get frozen in the sheath and be unable to be drawn even if t was the right size
[23:27] <FrostQueenie> It's impractical
[23:27] <FrostQueenie> Too hard to draw
[23:28] <HazMat Prinnies> Hmm, cryogenic lubricants dood?
[23:30] * HazMat Prinnies is away: designing a floor saver.
[23:30] <Caroline Carr> Industrious little things, aren't they?
[23:30] <Raihosha> They ARE adorable.
[23:31] <Raihosha> The prinnies? I think they're working hard out of laziness.
[23:33] <Raihosha> But if you look at the ten minute mark... look at that famous Aina pounce!
[23:34] <Raihosha> I think Dimitri could take lessons from her.
[23:35] <Caroline Carr> Okay?
[23:38] * Raihosha is slipping into a high tech, showing baby pictures... you might want to stop him. :)
[23:39] <Matsuo Shin> so how is everyone
[23:39] <Caroline Carr> Pretty good, it's my night off.
[23:40] * Caroline Carr humours Rai, looking at the pictures
[23:43] <Raihosha> And here's Arjuna discovering her cake... followed by devouring it.
[23:44] * Raihosha shows a picture of Arjuna with her face covered in frosting.
[23:44] <Caroline Carr> Did she stay up all night?
[23:45] <Raihosha> Fortunately not. They burn loads of calories when they play.
[23:48] <Caroline Carr> You want to come for drinks?
[23:48] <Raihosha> Sure.
[23:49] <Raihosha> I'll try not to be a fifth-wheel. :)
[23:50] *** Matsuo Shin [Shin@history.um.u-tokyo.ac.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2
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[23:50] <@spiritflame> irasshai Neva
[23:50] * Neva walks downstairs from her bedroom, yawning
[23:51] * Neva grabs a drink
[23:51] *** Raihosha [visitor@nacom.aegis.int] has left #suburbansenshi2 (so where are we drinking tonight?)
[23:52] <Neva> hm...
[23:53] *** Caroline Carr has left #suburbansenshi2 (out)
[23:53] *** Noriko Sunrise-Xadium [noriko_sunrise-xadium@tokyo.japan.unit.org] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[23:53] <@spiritflame> irasshai Noriko Sunrise-Xadium
[23:53] <Neva> hm?
[23:54] * Noriko Sunrise-Xadium comes out of the closet. SHUT UP.
[23:54] <Neva> hello Noriko
[23:54] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> Hello, Neva.
[23:54] * Neva is standing at the bar....noticably..lacking clothes
[23:54] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> ...
[23:54] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> Fun night?
[23:54] <Neva> hm?
[23:54] <Neva> no..just got out of bed
[23:54] <Neva> why?
[23:54] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> Clothes.
[23:55] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> You lack them.
[23:55] <Neva> ...wait
[23:55] <Neva> do you people wear clothes when you sleep?
[23:56] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> Sometimes no, but you're not sleeping now, are you?
[23:56] <Neva> no? but is there a problem...
[23:56] <Neva> it's the middle of the night
[23:57] <Neva> who wears clothes at night
[23:57] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> this is a hotel Lobby.
[23:57] <Neva> yes..yes it is
[23:57] <Neva> so you're saying...on this planet
[23:57] <Neva> ...people wear clothes...at night
[23:57] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> People may wander through
[23:57] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> ...Yes.
[23:57] <Neva> ...........
[23:57] <Neva> this is such a weird planet
[23:58] <Neva> ok fine
[23:58] * Neva grabs a blanket and wraps it around her waist
[23:58] <Neva> is that better?
[23:59] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> You're still hanging out a bit.
[23:59] * Noriko Sunrise-Xadium points to the mammaries
[00:00] <Neva> ...what...are these also against the rules?
[00:00] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> Generally.
[00:00] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> Men can't control themselves, you see.
[00:00] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> And it makes it ever so hard for them to walk after seeing such things.
[00:01] <SecOpsGirl> Can't Noriko?
[00:01] <SecOpsGirl> YOu mean won't.
[00:01] <FrostQueenie> I don't see any ment here
[00:01] <FrostQueenie> *Men
[00:01] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> One might show up.
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[00:01] <@spiritflame> irasshai Great Master Happosai
[00:01] <Great Master Happosai> Ladies!!! ♡
[00:02] <Neva> hm?
[00:02] * Noriko Sunrise-Xadium Kicks him out
[00:02] * Great Master Happosai is away: *spirals away
[00:02] <FrostQueenie> Come near me and I will kill you
[00:04] <Neva> I just don't see the big deal
[00:05] <Neva> so what's happening
[00:06] <SecOpsGirl> Not a whole lot.
[00:07] * Neva drinks some water
[00:07] * Noriko Sunrise-Xadium is away: going to let mother know I'm all right
[00:07] <Neva> well that's good
[00:07] <SecOpsGirl> Pop tells me the rehab patients are slowing down.
[00:08] * Neva nods
[00:10] <Neva> well....we have the scum in our sight...we just have to hold off because of this...thing
[00:10] <SecOpsGirl> You any closer to the top?
[00:10] <Neva> very close
[00:10] <SecOpsGirl> Oh, you mean Mr. Suthers?
[00:11] <Neva> yes
[00:12] <SecOpsGirl> Yeah, everyone seems to be looking at him.
[00:13] <Neva> I've put all our officers on watch in the alien zone.....all two of us
[00:16] <SecOpsGirl> MGT said something last night about visiting Mycidia...
[00:16] <FrostQueenie> Sounds like you need some help
[00:16] <Neva> I'm looking for more officers
[00:17] <Neva> hm? he did?
[00:17] <SecOpsGirl> Yeah... he mentioned giant trees as well...
[00:17] <SecOpsGirl> He and Thrash had some adventures it seems.
[00:17] <FrostQueenie> ... You have any rules about hireing undead?
[00:18] <FrostQueenie> I need a job and to explore this world.
[00:18] <Neva> well.....
[00:18] <Neva> one..you wouldn't be able to use your sword
[00:18] <FrostQueenie> Why not?
[00:18] <Neva> if you became an officer
[00:18] <SecOpsGirl> But he did say he met lots of "Neva People"
[00:19] <Neva> all officers are armed the same
[00:19] <Neva> if possible
[00:20] <FrostQueenie> Then forget it. I don't go anywhere wihout my runeblade
[00:20] <FrostQueenie> My skills require a melee weapon. Axes, Maces, Swords...
[00:20] <FrostQueenie> Even a spear will do
[00:20] <Neva> yes...we don't...nesscarly kill our suspects
[00:21] <FrostQueenie> I wouldn't kill them...
[00:21] <FrostQueenie> Just hurt them. And make them sick...
[00:22] <SecOpsGirl> Ouch. The police brutality charges I can see already...
[00:22] <Neva> ...yeah we have to be..a bit careful
[00:25] * Neva finishes her drink
[00:26] <SecOpsGirl> Hmm.
[00:27] <Neva> so what IS going on anyway
[00:27] <Neva> I've only heard whispers
[00:27] <SecOpsGirl> NO one knows for sure.
[00:28] <Neva> hm...
[00:28] <Neva> what do you think it is
[00:30] <SecOpsGirl> I'd say my top idea is he's got a workable fusion power plant.
[00:31] <Neva> that..isn't so bad
[00:31] <SecOpsGirl> It probably is complex enough to require one of his sons to be the dedicated operator.
[00:34] <Neva> then what is the fear
[00:34] <SecOpsGirl> I suspect whatever he has isn't as bad as everyone fears.
[00:35] <SecOpsGirl> But no one KNOWS, so they invent possibilities based on his monomania for Order.
[00:36] <SecOpsGirl> Heck, he could come up with the perfect panopticon for the planet, and the government representatives there would be ecstatic.
[00:37] <SecOpsGirl> At least until they realized that they were being watched as well.
[00:37] <SecOpsGirl> By which point it would be too late.
[00:38] <SecOpsGirl> Honestly? The civil libertarians would wet themselves in joy over that one.
[00:43] * @Sailor Quinox changes topic to `Saturday June 2: Operation Prometheus - 5:00 PM box time`
[00:43] *** @Sailor Quinox has left #suburbansenshi2 (((matsumi wasn't here)))
[00:51] * Neva scratches her chest a bit, yawning
[00:52] <SecOpsGirl> So either possibility is in potential, Neva.
[00:52] <SecOpsGirl> As well as others.
[00:52] <SecOpsGirl> But we find out tomorrow.
[00:56] <Neva> not me
[00:56] <Neva> I have work
[01:05] <Neva> *sigh* I feel like a headaching coming
[01:10] <Neva> I think I'm going to get some sleep
[01:10] * Neva removes the blanket and tosses it aside
[01:10] <Neva> goodnight
[01:10] <Neva> and good luck
[01:10] <SecOpsGirl> We'll let you know what happens.
[01:12] <Neva> please do
[01:12] * Neva heads upstairs
[01:12] *** Neva has left #suburbansenshi2
[01:12] *** SecOpsGirl [Security@aescapulus.aegis.int] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Let's see how deep the rabbit hole goes.)
[01:23] * Bixia Yuanjin hums to herself
[01:42] * Rhia is calmly practicing her swordsmenship outside
[01:42] *** Rhia has joined #suburbansenshi2
[01:42] <@spiritflame> irasshai Rhia
[01:45] * Rhia stops and walks inside
[01:46] * Bixia Yuanjin has found a spot draped along the back of a couch, half-waves from her place
[01:46] <Rhia> evein' lass
[01:47] <Rhia> I hare that the world's gonna change 'morrow
[01:48] <Bixia Yuanjin> Maybe?
[01:48] <Bixia Yuanjin> It's one of those things.
[01:48] * Rhia laughs a little
[01:48] <Rhia> the world never changes
[01:50] <@mango-chan> Sure it does!
[01:50] <Rhia> hm?
[01:50] <@mango-chan> The world always changes! Everything changes~
[01:51] <Rhia> lass
[01:51] <Rhia> when you've lived as long as I have
[01:51] <Rhia> you'v seen many a thing
[01:51] <Rhia> but some things always stay the same..
[01:52] <@mango-chan> Oh yeah?
[01:52] <Rhia> same old hates..same old fears..same old joys...same old sorrows
[01:52] <@mango-chan> I bet things always change!
[01:53] <@mango-chan> Because if you don't change, there something wrong with you!
[01:53] <Rhia> same old evils...
[01:53] <Rhia> heh
[01:53] <Rhia> some hav said that
[01:53] <@mango-chan> You just the same old boring person.
[01:54] <@mango-chan> And did I mention that's boring?
[01:54] <Rhia> firey lass, aien't ya
[01:55] <@mango-chan> Maybe!
[01:55] <@mango-chan> I just get bored with the same old thing everyday.
[01:56] <Rhia> try living that way for 1,897 years, lass
[01:56] <@mango-chan> It's not fun when people don't grow up.
[01:56] <Rhia> ya see alot during that
[01:57] <@mango-chan> I don't agree with you! Even if I only am...
[01:57] * Rhia laughs a little
[01:57] <@mango-chan> Uhh
[01:58] <@mango-chan> I forgot how old I am
[01:59] <@mango-chan> Oh well I'm mystery age!
[02:00] <Rhia> what's yer name?
[02:01] <@mango-chan> Mango
[02:01] <Rhia> interesting name...
[02:02] <Rhia> name's Rhia...Rhia mac Gulia
[02:06] <Rhia> pleasure to meet you
[02:11] <Rhia> well..only stopping in for some practice
[02:11] <Rhia> goodnight
[02:11] *** Rhia has left #suburbansenshi2
[02:17] <Bixia Yuanjin> pssssssh
[02:51] * Bixia Yuanjin is away: blow me away~
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[10:36] *** @spiritflame sets mode +o @Texas_Samurai
[10:36] <@spiritflame> irasshai @Texas_Samurai
[10:36] *** @Doctor Xadium [dasequis@datanode1.ttc780fff8.sen] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[10:36] *** @spiritflame sets mode +o @Doctor Xadium
[10:36] <@spiritflame> irasshai @Doctor Xadium
[10:36] *** Noriko Sunrise-Xadium [noriko_sunrise-xadium@tokyo.japan.unit.org] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[10:36] <@spiritflame> irasshai Noriko Sunrise-Xadium
[10:36] * @Texas_Samurai sighs, n' fixes X's tie
[10:37] * @Texas_Samurai brushes Nori's hair
[10:37] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> /mr reissts ><
[10:38] <@Texas_Samurai> Y'all be careful ><
[10:38] * Noriko Sunrise-Xadium and her father reply in unison, archly, I'm always careful!
[10:39] <@Texas_Samurai> ¬_¬
[10:40] <@Texas_Samurai> Like father, like daughter...
[10:40] * @Doctor Xadium grins
[10:40] *** @Sakura Xadium Aino [cherryblossomstorm@north.galaxy.kai] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[10:40] *** @spiritflame sets mode +o @Sakura Xadium Aino
[10:40] <@spiritflame> irasshai @Sakura Xadium Aino
[10:40] <@Texas_Samurai> And Thar's th' other one :P
[10:40] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Hey sorry but I'm never calling you Mom XD
[10:41] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Or altermom XD
[10:41] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> You're too much like a sister to me, Gems XD
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[10:41] <@spiritflame> irasshai MusicArtisan
[10:41] <@Texas_Samurai> Hey with all those alternate universes n' things, there might be one where Ah actually AM yer mom :O
[10:41] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Mind... blown :O
[10:42] <MusicArtisan> Good morning.
[10:42] * @Sakura Xadium Aino goes and draws Nori aside
[10:42] <@Texas_Samurai> Mornin', Jack!
[10:42] * @Sakura Xadium Aino is away: ss3
[10:42] * Noriko Sunrise-Xadium is away: ss3
[10:43] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> How are you, Jack
[10:43] *** Pink Lion [undyingloyalty@historyrepeats.net] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[10:43] <@spiritflame> irasshai Pink Lion
[10:44] * Pink Lion sulks in from the elevator, clearly irritated
[10:45] <MusicArtisan> Fairly well, Xadium
[10:45] * MusicArtisan was actually heading to the restraunt "D-Darling..."
[10:45] <MusicArtisan> I was on my way to get you breakfast...
[10:45] <MusicArtisan> I swear...
[10:45] <MusicArtisan> I told you that as I got out of bed...
[10:46] <Pink Lion> It's not you...
[10:46] <Pink Lion> >.>
[10:46] <Pink Lion> It was the damn prinny that woke me up....
[10:46] * MusicArtisan frowns
[10:47] * MusicArtisan wraps his arms around Lottie
[10:47] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> A Prinny?
[10:48] <MusicArtisan> I'm surprised a prinny woke you...
[10:48] * MusicArtisan kisses Lottie's cheek softly
[10:49] * Pink Lion frowns, "The prinnies were cleaning and one of them decided they needed to throw the pillows back on the bed that I'd thrown off last night."
[10:53] <MusicArtisan> I'll ask them to not clean when either of us is still there
[10:57] * Pink Lion nods, "I would like that."
[11:02] * MusicArtisan holds Lottie close
[11:02] <MusicArtisan> How about breakfast?
[11:05] <Pink Lion> I'd like breakfast.
[11:05] <MusicArtisan> I was thinking of ordering pancakes with berries in them and extra whipped cream on top
[11:05] * Noriko Sunrise-Xadium is back
[11:06] <@Texas_Samurai> Where's Sakura?
[11:06] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> Elsewhere.
[11:06] * Pink Lion 's eyes lighten at the idea
[11:06] <Pink Lion> I want that!
[11:07] * @Doctor Xadium stretches a bit and touches his toes
[11:07] <@Texas_Samurai> You all right, darlin'?
[11:07] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Perfect.
[11:07] <@Texas_Samurai> Good!
[11:15] * MusicArtisan leads Lottie to the restaurant
[11:15] * Pink Lion drags Jack to the restaurant for the promised pancakes
[11:15] *** Pink Lion [undyingloyalty@historyrepeats.net] has left #suburbansenshi2 (To be in such an unusual time and place...)
[11:15] *** MusicArtisan [vessalius@abyss.net] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Don't seek what you don't wish to know...)
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[11:17] <@spiritflame> irasshai Amanda Sharlan
[11:18] <@Texas_Samurai> Howdy, Miss Amanda.
[11:18] *** Mister Dinsdale [Mr_J@seven.torchwood.or.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[11:18] <@spiritflame> irasshai Mister Dinsdale
[11:18] * Mister Dinsdale goes over to X
[11:18] * Amanda Sharlan smiles, "Good morning, Miss Gemini."
[11:18] <Mister Dinsdale> Xadium
[11:18] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Yeah?
[11:18] <Mister Dinsdale> I got a favor to ask, old buddy.
[11:18] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> What do you need?
[11:19] <Mister Dinsdale> It's about Hiromi.
[11:19] <Mister Dinsdale> I can't get anywhere near that place.
[11:19] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Want me to watch her back?
[11:19] <Mister Dinsdale> Yeah.
[11:19] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Not a problem.
[11:20] * Mister Dinsdale tips his hat. "Thanks, Buddy."
[11:22] * Amanda Sharlan is wearing dress clothes for the event; pants and a blouse along with a coat so she can move around freely




[11:24] <// J_Daito //> FATALITY
[11:25] <// J_Daito //> FRAWRESS VICTOLY
[11:25] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> That... is hypnotizing.
[11:26] <Amanda Sharlan> um...
[11:26] <// J_Daito //> Yes, it's one of my personal fantasies.
[11:26] <// J_Daito //> Followed by Jugs no Senshi pleasing me in several ways.
[11:26] <@Texas_Samurai> T.M.I, Jedite.
[11:27] <// J_Daito //> Oh, when did you pick up that slang, Cowgirl?
[11:27] <@Texas_Samurai> Internet.
[11:27] <// J_Daito //> Heh.
[11:27] <@Texas_Samurai> Wikipedia's helped me catch up on so much stuff!
[11:28] * Amanda Sharlan laughs
[11:33] <Amanda Sharlan> All the trust issues here, and it's WIKIPEDIA you look to for information?
[11:33] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> WellI correct her misinformation :P
[11:33] <Amanda Sharlan> I can't do that if I don't know which wrong information she learned.
[11:34] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> I said I do XD
[11:37] * Mister Dinsdale sits on a sofa, just watching the room
[11:39] * Amanda Sharlan is away: Need food guys
[11:43] * @Texas_Samurai fiddles with X's tie s'more an' then goes t'make food
[11:43] * Mister Dinsdale sighs
[11:43] <Mister Dinsdale> We're all worried about or loved ones.
[11:43] <Mister Dinsdale> Wouldn't it be hilarious if this all came down to nothing because of Suthers' evasiveness.
[11:44] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> that would be the best end.
[11:50] * Noriko Sunrise-Xadium sits near Dinsdale
[11:50] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> How are things with you, Jack?
[11:50] * Amanda Sharlan is back
[11:50] <Mister Dinsdale> The PI Biz is slow.
[11:51] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> Ahh.
[11:51] <Mister Dinsdale> You're looking sharp today.
[11:51] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> I represent UNIT today.
[11:51] <Amanda Sharlan> You think keeping you all in the dark will bring Prometheus down?
[11:52] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> I don't know, you ask me, you're the one keeping us in the dark.
[11:52] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> ^you tell me
[11:52] <Amanda Sharlan> Not my call, Miss Noriko.
[11:53] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Prometheus itself isn't the worrisome factor.
[11:53] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Its creator is.
[11:53] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> That's the issue that's gotten lost in all this frenzy of preparation.
[11:54] <Mister Dinsdale> The guy's unstable at best.
[11:54] <Amanda Sharlan> It'll be fine...
[11:54] <Amanda Sharlan> I promise you.
[11:55] <Mister Dinsdale> No offense, lady, but you've been hooked up to his VR Machine.
[11:55] <Mister Dinsdale> Who knows what he's pumped into your brain.
[11:55] <Amanda Sharlan> Yes and so has Miss Noriko.
[11:55] <Amanda Sharlan> Do you see anything wrong with her?
[11:56] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> Yes, but I have better controls over my brain that a human would.
[11:56] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> Which is one of the reasons why I even bothered going.
[11:58] * @Doctor Xadium chuckles
[11:58] * @Doctor Xadium looks at his daughter, not a little proud of her.
[11:58] <Amanda Sharlan> I have plenty of control over myself.
[11:59] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> Can you disable parts of your own brain?
[11:59] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> Run solely on the autonomic system?
[11:59] <Amanda Sharlan> You think the point is to outdo you?
[11:59] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> no.
[11:59] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> My point is, I am not susceptible to conditioning.
[12:00] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> now granted...
[12:00] * Amanda Sharlan glares, "I was a child..."
[12:00] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> Humans can be made that way as well...
[12:00] * Noriko Sunrise-Xadium narrows her eyes.
[12:00] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> Yes. Children are at their most plastic and malleable.
[12:01] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> Have you heard of a "double bluff," Miss Sharlan?
[12:01] <Amanda Sharlan> Yes
[12:01] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> Conditioning on top of conditioning?
[12:01] <Amanda Sharlan> Yes
[12:01] <Amanda Sharlan> I've heard of it.
[12:01] <Amanda Sharlan> I've seen it done.
[12:01] * Noriko Sunrise-Xadium nods
[12:01] <Amanda Sharlan> We can continue this conversation when I return, Miss Noriko.
[12:01] <Amanda Sharlan> I have something to take care of.
[12:01] <Amanda Sharlan> I'll be back shortly.
[12:01] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> Very well.
[12:02] * Amanda Sharlan is away: okay for realz this time o.O
[12:04] * Mister Dinsdale frowns
[12:05] <Mister Dinsdale> I'm so worried for Hiromi.
[12:05] <Mister Dinsdale> I never thought I'd care for someone like that again
[12:06] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Well that's good, isn't it?
[12:06] <Mister Dinsdale> Yeah.
[12:06] <Mister Dinsdale> But I don't know what I'd do if anything happened to her...
[12:09] *** Matsumi Kaze [AirGal@QTech.com] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[12:09] <@spiritflame> irasshai Matsumi Kaze
[12:09] * Matsumi Kaze walks downstairs slowly
[12:10] <Mister Dinsdale> Hi Matsumi.
[12:10] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> Hello.
[12:10] * Matsumi Kaze pauses....thinks...
[12:10] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Hey
[12:10] <Matsumi Kaze> hello everyone
[12:11] <Mister Dinsdale> You ready for today, Matsumi?
[12:11] * Matsumi Kaze sits down and opens a ginger ale
[12:11] <Matsumi Kaze> ....as ready as I can be
[12:12] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> I am, as well.
[12:12] <Matsumi Kaze> as ready as I'm suppose to be..
[12:12] * @Doctor Xadium puts his gloves backon
[12:15] * Matsumi Kaze watches X
[12:15] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Hmm?
[12:16] <Matsumi Kaze> nothing
[12:16] * Matsumi Kaze drinks her ginger ale
[12:16] * @Texas_Samurai sweeps th' corner of th' lobby where X's TARDIS was
[12:17] * Matsumi Kaze watches Gemini
[12:17] <Mister Dinsdale> ...
[12:17] <Mister Dinsdale> Where'd the TARDIS go?
[12:17] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> I sent it away in case Suthers gains control of me somehow.
[12:17] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> No need for him to gain access to Time Travel.
[12:18] * @Texas_Samurai frowns, hearin' X sound so worried
[12:18] * Matsumi Kaze looks at the ginger ale can
[12:20] * @Doctor Xadium is still clearing logs
[12:20] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Good grief... I'd forgotten that back in the day they were800k
[12:23] <Matsumi Kaze> ..so...
[12:24] <Matsumi Kaze> if this all turns out this is...not a big deal....
[12:25] <Matsumi Kaze> ...things will go back to normal then?.....just the way they were before...
[12:27] <Bixia Yuanjin> Maybe. Maybe not.
[12:27] <FrostQueenie> No
[12:27] <FrostQueenie> You have other threats on the horizen remember?
[12:27] <Bixia Yuanjin> It depends on what it is, who wants it, who doesn't want them to have it, right?
[12:28] <Matsumi Kaze> ..I mean..will things...have to go back to normal...
[12:28] * Matsumi Kaze looks at Noriko, X and Gemini....
[12:28] * Amanda Sharlan is back
[12:28] <Bixia Yuanjin> ...
[12:28] * Bixia Yuanjin gives Matsumi a squinting
[12:29] <@Texas_Samurai> Darlin', relax.
[12:29] <@Texas_Samurai> Ah know y'been stressin' these past few months.
[12:29] * Matsumi Kaze nods slowly
[12:29] <@Texas_Samurai> But this ain't th' time t'crack.
[12:31] <Matsumi Kaze> I'll try not to
[12:32] * Amanda Sharlan has her folder in her hand as she returns
[12:35] * Matsumi Kaze drinks her ginger ale
[12:35] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Hello again, Amanda.
[12:35] <Amanda Sharlan> Hello
[12:37] <Matsumi Kaze> hi
[12:38] <Amanda Sharlan> Hello, Miss Matsumi.
[12:40] <Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> !rei.bot quote
[12:40] <@spiritflame> [16:45] *** @SpeedRcrX [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has quit IRC (Alright you Ginga b[BLEEP]ches Mr. Fist is gonna negotiate with your FACE! And failing that Mr. Wallet would like to have a few words)
[12:41] <FrostQueenie> ....That's not very helpful
[12:41] <Matsumi Kaze> I..think I need to lay down again
[12:42] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> See you, Matsumi.
[12:42] <Matsumi Kaze> I'll see you all later at the event
[12:42] * Matsumi Kaze walks to the elevator and walks in
[12:42] *** Matsumi Kaze [AirGal@QTech.com] has left #suburbansenshi2
[12:42] <Amanda Sharlan> Rest well, Miss Matsumi.
[12:46] <MusicArtisan> !yai
[12:46] Wisdom from the Book of Yai:
[22:07] <Yaijinden> If you wanted to be left alone, you should find another place to be. Angst gets me all eager-to-bug like.
[12:47] <FrostQueenie> Now THAT is a valid suggestion
[12:50] * FrostQueenie leans on a wall sighing
[12:51] <Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> !rei.bot quote
[12:51] <@spiritflame> [07:28] <// J_Daito //> Oh yeah right, can I see these episodes, or are they on a secret laserdisc like the favled missing Docotr Who episodes or in some secret videotapes like AF?
[07:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> No you can see them, but there is a catch of the worst f[BLEEP]king kind
[07:28] <// J_Daito //> ?
[07:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You have to leech them from TV-Nihon
[12:52] <Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> !duelman hit me
[12:52] DUELMAN THRUSTS BEFORE YOU AND GIVETH THIS WISDOM OF THE BULGE:
[19:42] * DUELMAN SHATTERS THE IC AND OOC BOUNDARY WITH A MIGHTY THRUST
[12:53] <Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> !awesome
--== :: AND NOW FOR YOUR DOSE OF AWESOME :: ==--
*** Shinji Ikari defied MC Hammer and touched it.
[12:53] * Amanda Sharlan stares blankly before shaking her head and sitting down to read through her security files
[12:53] <Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> !protip
[12:53] *** PROTIP!: A player is never late. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when the plot dictates he should.
[12:54] <@RiderHeroProject> (( AHAHHAAHAHAHAH oh my god, i FORGOT about that ))
[12:54] <@RiderHeroProject> (( I need to rereg DUELMAN now, for old times sake ))
[12:55] <MusicArtisan> !protip
[12:55] *** PROTIP!: Never share loot with NPCs. Their pack will always contain everything the DM wants them to have, so it's a waste to give them anything more.
[12:55] <MusicArtisan> !awesome
--== :: AND NOW FOR YOUR DOSE OF AWESOME :: ==--
*** As part of his morning routine, Shinji Ikari stretches by defeating 20 armed ninjas that jump out of various household appliances.
[12:55] <RiderHeroProject> !duelman hit me
[12:55] DUELMAN THRUSTS BEFORE YOU AND GIVETH THIS WISDOM OF THE BULGE:
[19:05] <DUELMAN> THE DUELMAN IS NOT DUMB, FOR HE PLOTS YOUR LIFE, OH YEAH!
[12:56] <MusicArtisan> !yai
[12:56] Wisdom from the Book of Yai:
[23:37] <Yaijinden> Wow. Doom's just getting pwned. That has got to be one of the less dignified defeats I've seen in a while.
[12:56] <MusicArtisan> !rei.bot quote
[12:56] <@spiritflame> <// J_Daito //> My wallet stands ready to recieve your funds good friend!
[13:01] <FrostQueenie> ...
[13:02] * FrostQueenie takes the only decent avoice these things offered, and leaves
[13:02] *** FrostQueenie [KnightOfTheEbonBlade@TheAlliance.net] has left #suburbansenshi2 (We press on...)
[13:07] * The the very air in the rooms suddenly begins to boil
[13:07] * Bixia Yuanjin wraps herself in friendly spirits o_o
[13:08] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> GeHHHH
[13:08] * Mister Dinsdale grasps at his throat
[13:08] * The rules of time and space simply bend and twist like a pretzel
[13:08] * @Texas_Samurai stagers n' drwas her sword
[13:08] <@Texas_Samurai> ♦ MIFUNE RYU KEMPO..... FREEZING RAIN!
[13:08] * All is quiet for a moment....before suddenly a GRAND climax is heard.
[13:08] * @Texas_Samurai causes a huge freezing rain stoem, which nasically turns the air to steam
[13:09] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> NOT *COUGH* HELPING
[13:09] <???> OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
[13:09] <Mister Dinsdale> Oh god, *cough* That guy *cough* from CSI
[13:09] * ??? is now known as DUELMAN
[13:09] <Mister Dinsdale> ...Oh, s[BLEEP]t.
[13:09] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> ................
[13:10] <Bixia Yuanjin> what is it
[13:10] * DUELMAN SHATTERS A WHOLE THROUGH TIME AND SPACE, WITH A MIGHTY THRUST, AND REENTER REALITY
[13:10] *** DUELMAN [CREAMINANDDREAMIN@YOUMOM'SPANTIES.SPUNK] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[13:10] <@spiritflame> irasshai DUELMAN
[13:10] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Ladies, leave the room. Fast.
[13:10] <@Texas_Samurai> But..
[13:10] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> GO
[13:10] * @Texas_Samurai grabs Miss Bixia an' flees
[13:10] <Bixia Yuanjin> EEE
[13:10] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> You live
[13:10] <DUELMAN> I'M BACK B[BLEEP]CHES
[13:11] <Mister Dinsdale> Maybe we couldget him to hump prometheus
[13:11] <@spiritflame> :/
[13:12] * spiritflame looks at DUELMAN.
[13:12] *** DUELMAN is A MASSIVE MANLY MAN OF A MAN. HIS BROAD SHOULDERS AND HIS GIANT YELLOW AFRO TOWERS OVER ALL. THERE IS A TRULY MAGNIFICENT CANTALOUPE SIZED BULGE BETWEEN HIS LEGS. YOU CAN NOT STOP STARING AT IT, IT ENTICES YOU, IT EXCITES YOU, IT IS...DUELMAN More information about him is Here.
His image Song is: "JIZZ IN MY PANTS" BY THE LONELY ISLAND.
[13:12] * @spiritflame just pulsl otu her eyes
[13:12] * @spiritflame solves the problem
[13:12] * DUELMAN THRUSTS
[13:12] <Mister Dinsdale> How many socks did he shove down there
[13:13] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> all the socks
[13:13] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> all ofthem.
[13:13] <DUELMAN> IF YOU CAN NOT PERCEIVE THE TRUTH OF THE BULGE, THEN WHY NOT....SHAKE HANDS WITH IT
[13:14] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Eww no.
[13:15] * DUELMAN FLEXS, THE BULGE TRULY ENGORGED WITH TABOO KNOWLEDGE, WOBBLES WITH PURPOSE
[13:17] <DUELMAN> MY TRANS DIMENSION BOOTY HUNT HAS BROUGHT ME BACK HERE IT SEEMS.
[13:17] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> oh god the dam is about to burst
[13:18] * Mister Dinsdale has tarps ready
[13:18] *** @Wolf [Honkey_Kong@RedRibbonOnline.mil] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[13:18] *** @spiritflame sets mode +o @Wolf
[13:18] <@spiritflame> irasshai @Wolf
[13:18] <@Wolf> ............
[13:18] *** @Wolf [Honkey_Kong@RedRibbonOnline.mil] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Nope.)
[13:18] <DUELMAN> PERHAPS, YOU'VE BEEN TO LONG WITHOUT THE BLESSING OF MY MANLY STRIDES
[13:18] *** .'~SugaBB_2999~'. [cndygrrl@azabu-jh.ed.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[13:18] <@spiritflame> irasshai .'~SugaBB_2999~'.
[13:18] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> I HAV BB!!!1111
[13:18] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> /mi LEAPZ on DUELMEN!111
[13:18] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. HAMPS
[13:19] <DUELMAN> PINK THING!
[13:19] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> [BLEEP]
[13:19] * DUELMAN COUNTER HUMPS, WITH RENEWED VIGOR
[13:20] * @spiritflame throws an industrial sized tarp over both ofthem
[13:20] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hhshshsSHSHSHSHSHhshsSHSHSHSHhshsHSHSHO! O! O!!!!11
[13:20] <DUELMAN> THE TRAIN IS COMIN' INTO THE STATION, IT'S READY TO DROP OF IT'S PASSENGERS
[13:20] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> rei.bot. The sound proofing!
[13:21] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ♡ o YAS BB GAV MI UR MAOYNAISEE!!1 ♡
[13:21] * @spiritflame drops a sound rpoof dome over them
[13:21] <DUELMAN> IT'S TIME TO DROP SOME KNOWLEDGE!
[13:21] <DUELMAN> !DUELMAN HIT ME
[13:21] DUELMAN THRUSTS BEFORE YOU AND GIVETH THIS WISDOM OF THE BULGE:
[20:29] * DUELMAN KNOWS SHE'LL BE KNOCKIN' ON HIS DOOR ANY MINUTE, OHHHHHH YEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
[13:22] * DUELMAN UNLEASHES HIS HELLISH FURY, THE TRUE "WHITE WATER" RAPIDS
[13:22] * the donme CRACKS as the TARP explodes upwards, a sea of white... mayonnaise filling the dome
[13:23] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. is suspended in it, somwhere, floating face down, probbaly drowned
[13:23] * @Doctor Xadium just watches this freakish dome with a pink body floating in it
[13:23] <Mister Dinsdale> So umm...
[13:23] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> ...yeah
[13:24] * Mister Dinsdale watches Chibiusa float
[13:24] <Mister Dinsdale> What uhhh...
[13:24] <Mister Dinsdale> What happens now?
[13:24] * @Doctor Xadium lokks to rei.bot
[13:24] <@spiritflame> ...
[13:24] <@spiritflame> oh f[BLEEP]k you
[13:24] *** MusicArtisan [vessalius@abyss.net] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[13:24] <@spiritflame> irasshai MusicArtisan
[13:24] *** @Wolf [Honkey_Kong@RedRibbonOnline.mil] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[13:24] *** @spiritflame sets mode +o @Wolf
[13:24] <@spiritflame> irasshai @Wolf
[13:24] * @spiritflame sighs and slowly pushes the dome out the door
[13:24] * @spiritflame weatces it jam on the door
[13:24] <Amanda Sharlan> And you think I'm dangerous....
[13:24] * @spiritflame BLASTS the nentire wall away
[13:25] * @spiritflame shoves the dome outside
[13:25] <MusicArtisan> ....Do I even want to know? O_o
[13:25] * DUELMAN SWIMS WITHIN THE DOME, LIKE A OLYMPIC SWIMMER GOING FOR THE GOLD
[13:25] * outside, numerous seagulls pummel it with "Waste" and then land on it, slowly pecking at the dome
[13:25] * @Wolf comes in dressed in full chemical protection
[13:25] * @Wolf gets a mop and begins cleaning up
[13:25] * eventually, the dome starts to give
[13:26] * @spiritflame repairs the wall hurriedly and barricades it
[13:26] * the Dome gives way with a BANG! SPLLOSH!
[13:26] * "mayonnaise" is spilled all over the beach
[13:26] * DUELMAN RIDES HE CHUNKY TIDAL WAVE, LIKE A TRUE BOSS
[13:26] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> /mi lasy dere in da sun, oh yassss~~~
[13:26] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. is away: Mayonnaiuze... its GOD 4 u...
[13:27] * DUELMAN is away: THIS MAY SEEM CRAZY, BUT YOU HAVE A NICE HOTEL, ME MOVE IN MAYBE
[13:27] * @Doctor Xadium throws up a little
[13:27] <Mister Dinsdale> NO JESUS CHRIST NO
[13:27] <@Wolf> I'm letting you know now.
[13:28] <@Wolf> If he moves in here i'm nukeing the hotell from orbit.
[13:28] <@Wolf> Not a single f[BLEEP]k will be given.
[13:29] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Haloo...worf.
[13:29] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> WOLF
[13:29] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> God that Duelman'srattle dme
[13:29] <Mister Dinsdale> Yeah I don't... what was that, I don't even
[13:30] <@Wolf> Hey boss. Dinsdale.
[13:30] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Hello
[13:30] <@Wolf> Dinsdale...hmm
[13:30] <Mister Dinsdale> Yo
[13:30] <@Wolf> anyway.
[13:30] <@Wolf> I knew this hedgehog once...oh nevermind.
[13:31] * DUELMAN BEGINS CONSTRUCTION ON THE HOTEL'S ROOF, OF A SHACK, WITH THE PLAQUE "SUITE 69" HUNG ON IT
[13:31] <Mister Dinsdale> HAR HAR
[13:31] <@Wolf> What did I miss other then the obvious.
[13:31] <Mister Dinsdale> FYI the Hedgehog wasn't named dinsdale :P
[13:31] <Mister Dinsdale> Nothing, we're getting ready for Suther's big Unveil.
[13:31] <@Wolf> Ahh
[13:32] <@Wolf> I keep needing to ask Noriko if she needs extra security.
[13:32] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> No, I'll be fine.
[13:32] * Amanda Sharlan shifts through her notes silently
[13:32] * @Texas_Samurai comes back
[13:33] <@Wolf> Ma'am.
[13:34] <@Texas_Samurai> Howdy
[13:34] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> UNIT has assigned me to make sure the delgates are safe.
[13:34] <@Wolf> I heard.
[13:34] <@Wolf> Just thought i'd offer...for old times sake.
[13:35] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> Thanks... but honestly, they won't let you in.
[13:35] <Amanda Sharlan> Yes...and caused quite the security shift for me...
[13:35] * Bixia Yuanjin observes the filmy trail of mucus currently being cleaned by Hotel Staff
[13:35] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> I had a hard enough time because I dared oppose Suthers in the past.
[13:36] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> Because Lo and Behold anyone question the sanctity of Heaven's Gate.
[13:36] <Amanda Sharlan> No harm will come to you, Miss Noriko.
[13:36] * Bixia Yuanjin germinates the seed of a terrible, terrible, terrible idea
[13:36] * @Wolf nods
[13:36] <@Wolf> it's fine
[13:36] *** BAD PUN PNATLTY BOX
[13:36] *** ^ PENALTY
[13:36] <@Wolf> I've issues of my own right now inside Red Ribbon that need dealing with.
[13:36] <Bixia Yuanjin> ph noes :(
[13:38] * Bixia is placed in the penalty box. In here, there are only televisions. And on these televisions, only MTV's Road Rules.
[13:38] <@Wolf> - last time we ever buy from the united nations -
[13:38] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> What happened.
[13:39] <Bixia Yuanjin> there are only the rules of the road @_@
[13:39] <Prinny> Not crappy reality TV dood! The horrer dood!
[13:40] <@Wolf> Bought a heli. Russian make. Promptly crashed it.
[13:40] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> Learn to fly.
[13:40] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> Or watch out for paratroopers with C-4.
[13:41] <@Wolf> I know how to fly.
[13:41] * Amanda Sharlan sighs and closes her folder
[13:42] <@Wolf> Have you ever seen a six foot nine guy try to mate his frame with a russian flight seat?
[13:42] <@Wolf> It won't end well.
[13:42] <Amanda Sharlan> I need to go figure out what's taking Mr Suthers so long
[13:42] * Amanda Sharlan is away: We're running out of time
[13:42] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> Stop molesting choppers, Wolfwood.
[13:43] <@Wolf> (( They had one at a local air show once. Srs buisness, I cannot physicaly fit into the seats. =( ))
[13:43] *** Damn
[13:43] <@Wolf> Kay =<
[13:44] <@Wolf> (( Hey stupid question time ))
[13:44] <DUELMAN> SOMEONE SAY, MOLESTING?!?
[13:44] <DUELMAN> :D
[13:44] <@Wolf> (( Does spray paint stick to jeans well? ))
[13:44] *** only when you don't want it to?
[13:44] <Amanda Sharlan> (( Yes... ))
[13:45] <@Wolf> (( I am attempting new levels of pony cosplay at con and I figured i'd just stencel the cutie mark on. ))
[13:45] <Amanda Sharlan> (( I would suggest fabric paint ))
[13:46] <@Wolf> (( hmm. if I can find it. ))
[13:46] <DUELMAN> (( depending on which color, they HAVE spray on fabric paint ))
[13:46] <@Wolf> Wut I am making
[13:46] <MusicArtisan> (( try your local Michael's ))
[13:46] <DUELMAN> (( here ))
[13:47] <DUELMAN> (( may i suggest, the army fatigues set then? ))
[13:47] <@Wolf> (( This is more of a...I have 'till Thursday morning type of situation ))
[13:48] <DUELMAN> (( scroll down for the camo pack ))
[13:48] <DUELMAN> (( I know Jo-anne's carry then here, i tried them once, you gottabe careful though, they bleed through easy XD; learned the hard way sparying on to thick ))
[13:49] <@Wolf> (( Noted ))
[13:50] <Prinny> (( I know there are both joannes and michals in the area. monroeville i belive has both ))
[13:50] *** On June 29th, 2004, I set the channel topic to HHH is 'teh sux0r'. I don't see that anything has changed in 8 years.
[13:52] <DUELMAN> ONLY NOW, HE SUXORZ HIS WIFE'S FATHER D[BLEEP]K, FOR THAT SWEET SWEET INHERITANCE, OH YEEAAAAAAAH
[13:52] <Mister Dinsdale> Haha
[13:52] <Mister Dinsdale> You know Vince will run it into the ground just befor ehe dies, right?
[13:52] <Mister Dinsdale> ^he
[13:53] <Mister Dinsdale> He won't want anyone to outdo his legacy.
[13:54] <DUELMAN> WHAT'S SO WRONG ABOUT RUNNING THINGS IT'S THE GROUND, I DO IT NIGHTLY
[13:55] *** wow some pics linked form there 8 years ago still exist
[13:56] <DUELMAN> ANY HOT TRIM?
[13:58] <Mister Dinsdale> ...
[13:58] <Mister Dinsdale> It's like the mildly "special" child in the back of the class that randomly says things.
[13:58] <DUELMAN> LOOK IT UP
[13:59] * DUELMAN PULLS A DIC-TIONARY OUT OF HIS PANTS,AND TOSSES IT TO DINSDALE
[13:59] * Mister Dinsdale handles it with kid gloves
[14:00] *** BRB gotta make a special IRC log to commemorate the end of the Xanga, which I will replace Chat one with
[14:02] * DUELMAN HEADS BACK TO THE ROOF, TO FINISH HIS SHACK
[14:06] <Mister Dinsdale> Ugh
[14:06] *** DUELMAN [CREAMINANDDREAMIN@YOUMOM'SPANTIES.SPUNK] has left #suburbansenshi2 (BUSTIN' THROUGH BITCHES LIKE THE KOOL-AID MAN DOES WALLS.)
[14:08] * DUELMAN 'S DIC-TIONARY IS NOW STUCK TO JACK'S HANDS
[14:23] <Mister Dinsdale> GAH
[14:23] * Mister Dinsdale goes and sticks his hands and the thing in boiling water
[14:26] *** SYSTEM ANNOUNCE - Main Page updated with entry # 1916 - Bye Bye Xanga.... it's been a long road ***
[14:29] * DUELMAN 'S DIC-TIONARY COMES OFF AND BOILS DOWN INTO THE WATER.....THE WATER IS NOW LEVEL 4 BIO HAZARD
[14:30] <Mister Dinsdale> OH JESUS CHRIST
[14:30] * Mister Dinsdale leaves a note for the Prinnies to deal with it
[14:32] * The water emits a MUSKY odor, one strong enough to give even the wimpiest man, hair on his chest.
[14:33] * Mister Dinsdale puts a garbage bag over the sink
[14:33] <Bixia Yuanjin> If I could find a way to extract that power...
[14:33] <Mister Dinsdale> You want hair on your chest?
[14:34] <Bixia Yuanjin> You don't know the first thing about sexual alchemy do you? :o
[14:34] <Mister Dinsdale> ...not really.
[14:34] <Bixia Yuanjin> Do you want to? :)
[14:34] <Mister Dinsdale> I get flustered just kissing a girl.
[14:34] <Mister Dinsdale> Uhh, no thanks, kid.
[14:35] <Bixia Yuanjin> >:3
[14:36] * Bixia Yuanjin murmurs to herself and studies the aura
[14:37] * The fumes slowly begin to dissolve away the plastic garbage bag cover the water
[14:41] <Bixia Yuanjin> Yes. I can use this.
[14:42] <Bixia Yuanjin> The only difference is that it's indirect, but even if I efface three quarters of the power, the quarter that's left is so rich...
[14:45] <Mister Dinsdale> Oh go you're going to distill DUELMAN?
[14:45] <Mister Dinsdale> ^god
[14:46] <Bixia Yuanjin> I sat my time in the Pun-alty box and I didn't have anything to do but think about what I was thinking about.
[14:46] <Bixia Yuanjin> Because I sure wasn't going to think about Road Rules. @_@
[14:46] <Bixia Yuanjin> Look out the window. Look at Chibiusa.
[14:46] <Bixia Yuanjin> You see how she's positively glowing out there?
[14:47] <Mister Dinsdale> Do I have to
[14:47] <Bixia Yuanjin> If you're willing to trust me you don't have to. :)
[14:47] <Mister Dinsdale> That's because she's a nymphomanic
[14:47] <Bixia Yuanjin> But she's also just slathered in charging energy.
[14:48] * Lobelia Carlini smokes a cigerette
[14:48] <Bixia Yuanjin> And this is the richest, dankest source I think I've ever seen...
[14:48] *** Lobelia Carlini has joined #suburbansenshi2
[14:48] <@spiritflame> irasshai Lobelia Carlini
[14:48] <Bixia Yuanjin> ...that came from something human-ish, anywya.
[14:48] <Bixia Yuanjin> What IS he, anyway?
[14:49] <Mister Dinsdale> Like... the Avatar ofLibido, or somehting.
[14:50] <Lobelia Carlini> what are you talking about
[14:50] <Bixia Yuanjin> ...oh. Oh my.
[14:50] <Bixia Yuanjin> Yes, I can definitely use this. >:3
[14:50] <Mister Dinsdale> I didn't know you were so saucy, kiddo~!
[14:50] * Lobelia Carlini opens up a bottle of wine and drinks
[14:51] <Bixia Yuanjin> A girl's gotta have her secrets ~_^
[14:51] <Bixia Yuanjin> But where to do this where I won't contaminate anything else...
[14:52] * Lobelia Carlini puts the bottle of wine on Bixia's head, using her as a coaster
[14:54] * Bixia Yuanjin balances it almost perfectly, lost in thought
[14:54] <Bixia Yuanjin> The danger room.
[14:54] <Lobelia Carlini> hm?
[14:54] <Bixia Yuanjin> It's sealed off. It can take the hits.
[14:55] * Bixia Yuanjin nods fiercely; the bottle tips off her head and improbably bounces/lands on its bottom
[14:55] <Lobelia Carlini> hm..
[14:56] * Bixia Yuanjin picks up the pot full of boiled manstank and lugs it off to the stairwell, the basement, and beyond
[14:56] * Bixia Yuanjin is away: this is a terrible, terrible, terrible idea
[15:29] *** Rosette has joined #suburbansenshi2
[15:29] <@spiritflame> irasshai Rosette
[15:29] * Rosette runs in happily
[15:29] *** Lumiere has joined #suburbansenshi2
[15:29] <@spiritflame> irasshai Lumiere
[15:30] <Rosette> grandmama!
[15:30] * Lumiere follows behind, barking and wagging his tail as he runs circles around Rosette
[15:30] <Lobelia Carlini> hm?
[15:31] <Rosette> I taut Lumiere a neu tick
[15:32] * Rosette turns to the puppy
[15:32] <Rosette> Lumiere! *offers her hand* shake!
[15:32] * Lumiere stops moving around in his excitement and places his right paw in Rosette's hand
[15:33] * Rosette shakes the paw!
[15:33] <Rosette> :D he iz a veri gud puppi
[15:33] * Lumiere lickes her hand
[15:33] <Lobelia Carlini> that he is....
[15:34] * Rosette giggles happily
[15:34] <Rosette> grandmama...are u ok?
[15:36] <Lobelia Carlini> hm? I am fine.....rosette....remember we have to get him a new collar
[15:36] <Rosette> It shuld be blu..like a sta!
[15:37] * Lumiere sits on the floor at Rosette's feet and wags his tail happily
[15:37] <Lobelia Carlini> blue like a star...yes..yes it should
[15:38] * Rosette digs in her pocket....and finds a red ball
[15:38] * Lumiere stares at the ball in her hand eagerly
[15:39] * Rosette throws it against the wall so that it bounces a bit
[15:39] <Rosette> :)
[15:39] * Lumiere runs after it, skidding to stop once he reaches the ball before sliding right into the wall
[15:40] * Rosette runs over to check if Lumiere is ok!
[15:41] * Lumiere grabs the ball and pounces on Rosette
[15:42] * Rosette giggles, falling backwards
[15:43] * Lobelia Carlini watches this..and smiles a little
[15:43] * Lumiere drops the slobbery ball onto her and licks at her face
[15:45] * Rosette giggles happily then rolls the ball across the floor again
[15:45] * Lumiere jumps off and chases after the ball!
[15:46] * Rosette watches happily ^^
[15:46] <Lobelia Carlini> Rosette....at 5..I want you to leave this hotel...
[15:46] <Rosette> ??? why grandmama
[15:46] * Lumiere picks up the ball and runs sprints through the lobby before happily dropping it at Lobelia's feet
[15:46] <Lobelia Carlini> nothing you need to worry about
[15:46] * Lobelia Carlini picks up the ball and then pets Lumiere on the head
[15:47] * Lumiere wags his tail happily
[15:47] <Lobelia Carlini> you as well, Lumire....guard your mistress well
[15:48] * Lumiere barks loudly!
[15:48] * Lobelia Carlini smiles gently "good dog"
[15:49] * Lobelia Carlini digs through her pocket....and offers the puppy a puppy snack
[15:50] * Lumiere sits and patiently waits for the treat
[15:51] * Lobelia Carlini gives the puppy the treat
[15:52] * Lumiere takes the treat gently, not even grazing Lobelia's hand with his teeth
[15:53] * Lobelia Carlini pets the puppy on the head again
[15:54] * Lumiere runs in several circles around Lobelia before running back to Rosette
[15:55] <Rosette> lets go fur a walk lumiere!
[15:55] * Lumiere wags his tail excitedly
[15:57] * Rosette runs outside
[15:57] *** Rosette has left #suburbansenshi2 (tri and cutch mi)
[15:58] * Lumiere chases!
[15:58] *** Lumiere has left #suburbansenshi2
[16:20] *** @mango-chan [twasbryllyg@greeneyedmonsters.blackhole] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[16:20] *** @spiritflame sets mode +o @mango-chan
[16:20] <@spiritflame> irasshai @mango-chan
[16:23] * @mango-chan tugs at the long sleeves on her jacket.
[16:24] * Elevator Door opens.
[16:24] * @mango-chan tries moving her arms and making sure it's not too uncomfortable
[16:24] * Anthony Suthers walks into the room, carrying an opaque plastic satchel.
[16:25] *** Anthony Suthers [Anthony@WhateverIsNecessary.gov] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[16:25] <@spiritflame> irasshai Anthony Suthers
[16:25] *** Amanda Sharlan has joined #suburbansenshi2
[16:25] <@spiritflame> irasshai Amanda Sharlan
[16:25] * Amanda Sharlan follows behind with a large box in her arms
[16:25] <Anthony Suthers> Hello there, Miss. We have been expecting you!
[16:25] * Anthony Suthers smiles warmly to Mango.
[16:25] <@mango-chan> Oh good!
[16:26] * @mango-chan smiles!
[16:26] <Anthony Suthers> Yes. We've finished preparing accomodations for you, and we have some things for you! Could you come sit here, please?
[16:26] <@mango-chan> Sure.
[16:26] * @mango-chan goes to take a seat.
[16:27] <Anthony Suthers> Heh, well, we have decided you are most welcome at our special unveiling tonight!
[16:27] <Anthony Suthers> We have all you need with us.
[16:27] * Anthony Suthers hands Mango an opaque plastic satche.
[16:27] * @mango-chan accepts it.
[16:27] <Anthony Suthers> Your passes are in here. And we'll need to take your fingerprints, and scan your retina. Don't worry, it won't hurt.
[16:28] <Anthony Suthers> Please open it now, and you'll find the key-card that will allow you access to your BIOsuit, as well as your Level One, Level Two, and Level Three passes.
[16:28] <@mango-chan> Alright. Even if it did I wouldn't be too worried.
[16:28] <Anthony Suthers> Now... there is some dye in the seal, but it's UV, so don't worry about your clothing.
[16:29] * @mango-chan opens the satche with great care and pulls out what she needs.
[16:29] * Noriko Sunrise-Xadium watches bemusedly
[16:29] * Warm Orange Dye coats Mango's hands.
[16:30] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> I don't follow the purpose of marking their hands prematurely, you know.
[16:30] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> I know, I was wearing gloves myself when I opened my bag.
[16:30] <Anthony Suthers> There you go. Remember that only VIPs get Level Two access. You have passed the psychological evaluation for Level 3 access.
[16:30] * @mango-chan blinks, "And this isn't going to gunk up the metal hand?
[16:30] <Anthony Suthers> I promise it won't.
[16:31] <Anthony Suthers> Heh, do you remember when we took all of your measurements the other night?
[16:31] * Anthony Suthers smiles wryly?
[16:31] <Anthony Suthers> Heh, well, dont' worry about that.
[16:31] <@mango-chan> Yes. I think so.
[16:31] <@mango-chan> I think?
[16:31] <Anthony Suthers> Listen. I've got a scanner here, and I'd like to take your thumb-print.
[16:31] <Anthony Suthers> Please put your left thumb here.
[16:31] <@mango-chan> Okay!
[16:31] * Anthony Suthers holds up a strange looking object.
[16:31] <Anthony Suthers> Press down firmly, but no too hard.
[16:32] <@mango-chan> Uhm. Quick question!
[16:32] <Anthony Suthers> Of course.
[16:33] * @mango-chan wiggles her left thumb, it's the metal hand.
[16:33] <@mango-chan> Are you sure yon don't mean my right thumb?
[16:33] <Anthony Suthers> Hmm...
[16:33] <Anthony Suthers> Yes. Right thumb.
[16:33] <@mango-chan> Alright!
[16:34] * @mango-chan puts her right thumb down with a little bit of pressure.
[16:34] * Anthony Suthers waits for a beep, and then removes the pad. "Thank you!"
[16:34] <@mango-chan> You're welcome!
[16:34] <Anthony Suthers> Alright, now I have some goggles here, they will measure the focal length of your eyes, as well as scan your retina.
[16:35] <Anthony Suthers> Now... it's very important to know---do you ever suffer seizures when exposed to rapidly-flashing patterns of light?
[16:35] <@mango-chan> I don't!
[16:36] * Amanda Sharlan is standing beside Tony, the box sitting on the floor at her feet
[16:36] <Anthony Suthers> Alright, then please look into this. Now, you'll see swirly things, but they will become more clear as they adjust to the focal length of your eye.
[16:36] <Anthony Suthers> Alright, Amanda, go ahead and strap it on.
[16:37] * Amanda Sharlan reaches around to secure the goggles to Mango's head
[16:37] <Anthony Suthers> Alright, now just relax, okay?
[16:37] <@mango-chan> Okay.
[16:37] * Goggles display pretty orange swirly lights that rapidly become clear, and then a beep is heard.
[16:37] <Anthony Suthers> Did we get a clean scan, Amanda?
[16:38] * Amanda Sharlan nods, "Clean and clear."
[16:38] <Anthony Suthers> Excellent.
[16:38] * Anthony Suthers takes the Goggles off of Mango's eyes.
[16:38] <Anthony Suthers> Now remember to keep all of your passes with you, because you can't be admitted anywhere without them, okay?
[16:38] <Anthony Suthers> Don't lose even ONE.
[16:39] <@mango-chan> Okay.
[16:39] <Anthony Suthers> I'd hate to have to turn you away.
[16:39] <@mango-chan> I'll keep them all safe and secure.
[16:39] <Anthony Suthers> Now that that's over, my daughter and I have a special present for you.
[16:39] * Anthony Suthers smiles, and gestures to Amanda Sharlan.
[16:39] <@mango-chan> Oh?
[16:39] * @mango-chan tilts her head.
[16:39] <DUELMAN> IS IT BUTT SEX? I BET IT'S BUTT SEX!
[16:39] *** DUELMAN [CREAMINANDDREAMIN@YOURMOMSPANTIES.SPUNK] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[16:39] <@spiritflame> irasshai DUELMAN
[16:40] * Amanda Sharlan scoots the box in front of Mango
[16:40] * @mango-chan picks it up and opens the box!
[16:41] * DUELMAN HEADS INTO THE KITCHEN
[16:41] * @Doctor Xadium leaves the kitchen ><
[16:41] * DUELMAN COMES BACK WITH PIE
[16:42] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> ..dinsdale. I want to shoot him.
[16:42] <Mister Dinsdale> You know what happens then.
[16:42] <DUELMAN> SO, WHO WANTS PIE
[16:42] * The box contains a dress of a soft red-orange color. It's short-sleeved and has a modestly cut neckline. The skirt flows down to the wearer's feet in a swirl of twisting fabric.
[16:42] <Mister Dinsdale> Besides, you haven't evne got a gun ><
[16:42] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> ........
[16:42] <@mango-chan> Oh wow!
[16:43] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Hey why does she get new clothes.
[16:43] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> I didn't get new clothes.
[16:43] <DUELMAN> BUTT SEX
[16:43] <DUELMAN> THATS WHY, OOOH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
[16:43] <Mister Dinsdale> Do you really want his clothes? That's Heaven's Gate material right there.
[16:43] <Mister Dinsdale> They died in their reeboks.
[16:43] <DUELMAN> WHEN YOU WANNA GET THAT PERSON RIGHT IN THE RIGHT MODE, YOU GIVE THAT B[BLEEP]CH A GIFT, B[BLEEP]CHES LOVE GIFTS
[16:44] <Anthony Suthers> We got your measurements, so we made sure it would fit you.
[16:44] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Well, I doubt he could match my Haute couture anyway.
[16:44] <Anthony Suthers> We thought you could enjoy the event and the company of the UN officials much more if they were comfortable.
[16:44] <@mango-chan> This is awesome!
[16:44] <Anthony Suthers> You are most welcome!
[16:44] <@mango-chan> You two are the best! Thank you so much!
[16:44] <Anthony Suthers> We'll have limousines come to pick you up soon.
[16:45] * Noriko Sunrise-Xadium too, finds it interesting they decided to just give Mango a new wardrobe.
[16:45] <@mango-chan> Alright. I'm going to put this on.
[16:45] * The Dress is long, and form-fitting. It will totally hide the Automail with it's gloved sleeves and lush contours.
[16:45] * Amanda Sharlan smiles, "We're glad you like it."
[16:46] <Anthony Suthers> But you'll have to excuse us now, we have to prepare.
[16:46] *** Anthony Suthers [Anthony@WhateverIsNecessary.gov] has quit IRC (There WILL be order.)
[16:46] <@mango-chan> Okay. Thank you for everything!
[16:46] *** Amanda Sharlan [0] has quit IRC
[16:46] * @mango-chan waves them off
[16:46] <@mango-chan> Now to find a changing room...
[16:47] <DUELMAN> NO CHANGING ROOM NEEDED
[16:48] * DUELMAN GRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS
[16:48] <@mango-chan> ...Uh
[16:48] <@Texas_Samurai> come with me, Miss Mango
[16:48] * @Texas_Samurai takes Mango t' another room
[16:48] <@mango-chan> Thank you, Gemini!
[16:48] <DUELMAN> DAMNIT, WHERE IS THE FUN IN THAT
[16:49] <Mister Dinsdale> Duelman.
[16:49] * DUELMAN is away: TO LOOK FOR TOPLESS ISLANDERS!
[16:49] <Mister Dinsdale> I think I saw some jailbait running outsode
[16:49] <Mister Dinsdale> Oh good
[16:49] * @mango-chan is away: I'm going to look so pretty!
[16:49] * @Doctor Xadium sighs
[16:49] *** Indigo [magmaqueen@snowyfields.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[16:49] <@spiritflame> irasshai Indigo
[16:49] <Mister Dinsdale> You take care of Hiromi for me, X.
[16:49] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Yup.
[16:49] * Indigo strolls in with her hands in her pockets.
[16:50] *** @RiderHeroProject [classykamenseeker@riderpedia.org] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[16:50] *** @spiritflame sets mode +o @RiderHeroProject
[16:50] <@spiritflame> irasshai @RiderHeroProject
[16:50] *** Kisaragi Gentaro has joined #suburbansenshi2
[16:50] <@spiritflame> irasshai Kisaragi Gentaro
[16:50] *** Shotaro Hidari has joined #suburbansenshi2
[16:50] <@spiritflame> irasshai Shotaro Hidari
[16:50] *** Eiji Hino has joined #suburbansenshi2
[16:50] <@spiritflame> irasshai Eiji Hino
[16:50] *** Wataru Kurenai has joined #suburbansenshi2
[16:50] <@spiritflame> irasshai Wataru Kurenai
[16:51] <Indigo> ...someone invited the whole party
[16:51] *** Matsumi Kaze [AirGal@QTech.com] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[16:51] <@spiritflame> irasshai Matsumi Kaze
[16:51] * Noriko Sunrise-Xadium watches all the new people
[16:52] <Indigo> Oh wait this is some formal event isn't it?
[16:52] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> I suppose the troops are rallying.
[16:53] * Noriko Sunrise-Xadium adjusts her UNIT namebadge
[16:53] <@RiderHeroProject> Gentlemen, welcome
[16:53] * Matsumi Kaze looks nervious
[16:53] <Indigo> Oh are these your friends, Mike?
[16:54] * Kisaragi Gentaro spins around, looking at everything
[16:54] <Kisaragi Gentaro> WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW, this place is HUGE
[16:54] * Indigo looks at Kisaragi Gentaro.
[16:54] *** Kisaragi Gentaro is your average everyday Kisaragi Gentaro

[16:55] <@RiderHeroProject> You could say that.
[16:56] <Indigo> Oh wait, this is your Possee
[16:56] * Indigo makes quotation marks"
[16:56] * Matsumi Kaze looks over a small pamphlet
[16:56] <@RiderHeroProject> This is Gentaro, Eiji, Shotaro, and Wataru. Colleges, if you will.
[16:56] <@RiderHeroProject> They're here to help me tonight if things get...dicey
[16:57] <Indigo> Yes, your entourage.
[16:57] <Indigo> Your "crew"
[16:57] * Eiji Hino bows
[16:57] <Matsumi Kaze> hm...
[16:58] <Eiji Hino> Nice to meet you all. Mike told us that this place might need some backup, for something going on tonight.
[16:59] <Indigo> I have a crew but they're probably "enjoying each other's company"
[17:00] <Eiji Hino> (( I'm lazy, so here are your looks Gentaro, Eiji, Shotaro[/ur], & [url=http://kamenrider.wikia.com/wiki/Wataru_Kurenai]Wataru ))
[17:00] <Matsumi Kaze> I have...some friends ready I guess
[17:01] <Eiji Hino> (( for f[BLEEP]ks sake, Wataru ))
[17:01] <Indigo> I'm fairly positive all of Jupiter's Satellite Senshi are just a massive lesbian orgy at this point. Or they all think I'm dead.
[17:01] <Indigo> Willing to bet it's both.
[17:02] * Wataru Kurenai keeps quiet, and towards the back of the group, calming looking around at the lobby
[17:03] * Shotaro Hidari looks at his watch
[17:04] <Shotaro Hidari> Keep your heads up, it's 5.
[17:04] * Matsumi Kaze nods
[17:04] <@RiderHeroProject> Now the waiting game begins...
[17:04] <Mister Dinsdale> X...
[17:04] * @mango-chan is back
[17:04] <Mister Dinsdale> If anything happens...
[17:04] * mango-chan looks at Mister Dinsdale.
[17:04] *** Mister Dinsdale is a tall, lanky, handsome young man in a dapper white suit / tie and purple vest topped off with a jaunty fedora that covers his eyes in a mysteriously appealing way. He speaks with a light Brooklyn, NY accent. More information about him is Here.
His image Song is: "Magnum P.I. Theme" by Mike Post and Pete Carpenter.
[17:04] <Mister Dinsdale> Tell Hiromi I love her.
[17:04] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> You'll tell her yourself.
[17:04] *** Raihosha [visitor@nacom.aegis.int] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[17:04] <@spiritflame> irasshai Raihosha
[17:05] * Matsumi Kaze clenches her fist a bit
[17:05] <Raihosha> I take it we gather here?
[17:05] * @Texas_Samurai hugs X n' Nori
[17:05] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> Mother... you'll wrinkle the uniform...
[17:05] * Shotaro Hidari looks over at Dinsdale
[17:05] <Shotaro Hidari> HEY, you
[17:05] * @Texas_Samurai pulls back
[17:05] <Mister Dinsdale> Yo.
[17:06] <Shotaro Hidari> Nice Suit.
[17:07] <@Texas_Samurai> Be safe, daughter... y'come back n' ah'll give ya Pizza!
[17:07] <Mister Dinsdale> Thanks buddy. Likewise.
[17:07] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> I prefer tuna :)
[17:08] * Raihosha is away: ss3
[17:08] * Limousine pulls up in front of the Hotel (Tokyo aspect.
[17:09] * Limousine blinks its lights discreetly.
[17:09] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> I think our ride's here.
[17:09] <@mango-chan> I think that--yeah
[17:09] * @Texas_Samurai KISSES X before he goes
[17:10] * @Doctor Xadium KISSES back
[17:10] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> What it they say? Keep the home fires burning, Gemini.
[17:10] * @Doctor Xadium is away: to limo
[17:10] <@RiderHeroProject> We're on standby
[17:10] * Noriko Sunrise-Xadium nods to everone
[17:10] * @mango-chan is away: to the limo!
[17:10] * Noriko Sunrise-Xadium is away: Limo
[17:10] * Matsumi Kaze is away: limo
[17:10] * Limousine door opens up to admit Xadium, as well as Mango, and then Matsumi.
[17:11] * Limousine is away: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to one of the most important events you'll ever attend.
[17:12] <Indigo> Right well, while some major event goes on, I'm going to just check myself into this hotel.
[17:13] * Indigo is away: because really I need a place to stay
[17:14] * @RiderHeroProject and Co. make themselves comfortable in the lobby
[17:17] * @Texas_Samurai cooks them whatever they'd like to eat
[17:24] <Kayama Z> how's it going so far
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[17:24] <@spiritflame> irasshai Kayama Z
[17:24] <@Texas_Samurai> No way of knowin'.
[17:25] * Mister Dinsdale sits near Gemini, worried
[17:25] * Kayama Z strums his guitar
[17:35] <@RiderHeroProject> you'd have thought they'd have figure out something to relay info
[17:36] <@Texas_Samurai> Ah wish... Ah'd finished that dan "Astral" trainin'.
[17:36] * Kayama Z keeps strumming his guitar
[17:37] * Mister Dinsdale has his hat over his eyes, worries sick for Hiromi
[17:38] <psYchO_saKi> Well...
[17:38] <psYchO_saKi> Ain't this s[BLEEP]tty.
[17:38] *** Captain Jack Harkness [JHarkness@node39656425.torchwood.or.uk] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[17:38] <@spiritflame> irasshai Captain Jack Harkness
[17:38] *** Franziska von Karma [vonKarma@da.co.la.ca.us] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[17:38] <@spiritflame> irasshai Franziska von Karma
[17:39] <Captain Jack Harkness> Well, with Noriko gone, It's fallen to me to be ready in case of any stray transmissions.
[17:39] *** Marcus Deadman [deadman@seven.torchwood.or.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[17:39] <@spiritflame> irasshai Marcus Deadman
[17:39] * Lobelia Carlini is leaning against the wall
[17:39] <Marcus Deadman> Well, Torchwood Japan is ready.
[17:39] *** Neva has joined #suburbansenshi2
[17:39] <@spiritflame> irasshai Neva
[17:39] <Neva> the Alien Zone is ready
[17:39] <Captain Jack Harkness> Now we need to figure out where they hell they are.
[17:40] <Captain Jack Harkness> too bad this isn't the UK... Cameras on every corner are damn useful.
[17:41] <Marcus Deadman> The second they start transmitting we'll have analysts going over every frame of footage and signal emission.
[17:41] <@RiderHeroProject> You think we can actually compromise mr. roboto's bulls[BLEEP]t Harkness?
[17:41] <Captain Jack Harkness> Depends on how good he is.
[17:42] <Captain Jack Harkness> We've had a lot of experience cracking alien tech, so the odds are good.
[17:44] * psYchO_saKi is jacked into the Torchwood Mainframe... well one of the dispenisble nodes of same
[17:44] *** Maki has joined #suburbansenshi2
[17:44] <@spiritflame> irasshai Maki
[17:44] * Maki walks in
[17:44] <Maki> Z-KAT reports prepared
[17:44] <Maki> this unit has been sent to monitor here
[17:45] * Maki bows
[17:51] * Franziska von Karma frowns
[17:51] *** Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq. [HSW@weinberg-xadium-law.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[17:51] <@spiritflame> irasshai Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.
[17:51] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> Well, the adoption went through.
[17:52] * Kayama Z strums an old new york song on his guitar
[17:53] <@RiderHeroProject> oh goodie
[17:54] * Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq. shrugs
[17:54] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> It is what it is.
[17:56] <Aspirant Snark> (( Lego, Eitak can show up in her limousine now. She can ask to speak to Tony when they deny her admittance, and he'll let her in. ))
[17:56] <Aspirant Snark> (( Sweet, this box still works. ))
[17:58] <Prinny> (( sorry couldn't see here and there at the same time. ))
[18:27] *** Michael Sunnyside III [bigmike@risingstarmedia.org] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[18:27] <@spiritflame> irasshai Michael Sunnyside III
[18:27] *** Ms. Altair [R_Altair@risingstarmedia.org] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[18:27] <@spiritflame> irasshai Ms. Altair
[18:28] <Michael Sunnyside III> So word's reached me through the corporate grapevine that a lot of high-powered execs are headed somewhere secret today.
[18:28] * Kayama Z keeps playing the guitar
[18:30] <Captain Jack Harkness> Any idea where, Big Mike?
[18:30] <Michael Sunnyside III> Sadly not.
[18:30] * Kayama Z plays a note offkey
[18:31] <Captain Jack Harkness> Hmm...
[18:31] <Captain Jack Harkness> you know... tony was cozy with someone...
[18:35] <Captain Jack Harkness> Hazel Ninegate.
[18:36] <Franziska von Karma> Isn't she dead.
[18:37] <Franziska von Karma> Hers was the murder I first investigated upon coming here.
[18:37] <Captain Jack Harkness> Yes.
[18:37] <Captain Jack Harkness> But maybe there's some clue in their interactions...
[18:47] <Captain Jack Harkness> Saki, anything?
[18:47] <psYchO_saKi> she got him a job. But I don't know where.
[18:47] <psYchO_saKi> And she gave him parts.
[18:49] <psYchO_saKi> But that's it.
[18:51] <Franziska von Karma> I HATE being out of the loop.
[18:52] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> I get the feeling we'll be in that loop soon enough.
[18:52] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> Whether we want to be, or not.
[18:53] *** Suu [FourLeafClover@clampgakuen.ac.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[18:53] <@spiritflame> irasshai Suu
[18:54] <Mister Dinsdale> Hey Suu.
[18:54] <Suu> Guess everyone's wondering the same thing I am, huh?
[18:54] <Mister Dinsdale> I hope X is doing what I asked him.
[18:54] <Captain Jack Harkness> Yeah. As in, nothing.
[18:54] <Suu> Looking out for Hiromi?
[18:54] <Captain Jack Harkness> There's no information.
[18:54] <Mister Dinsdale> Yup.
[18:55] * @Texas_Samurai fidgets
[18:55] *** MusicArtisan [vessalius@abyss.net] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[18:55] <@spiritflame> irasshai MusicArtisan
[18:57] <MusicArtisan> Hey Gem
[18:57] <MusicArtisan> Is everything going okay?
[18:58] <@Texas_Samurai> Ah hope so.
[19:00] <MusicArtisan> I hope X will be okay...
[19:00] <MusicArtisan> As well as Noriko.
[19:00] <@Texas_Samurai> Me too.
[19:00] <Mister Dinsdale> and Hiromi.
[19:00] <MusicArtisan> I know they're tough...
[19:00] <Suu> yeah...
[19:00] <MusicArtisan> but...
[19:00] <MusicArtisan> still...
[19:01] <Captain Jack Harkness> Well, Noriko's there as well.
[19:01] <Captain Jack Harkness> So... they;ll hae help.
[19:01] <Captain Jack Harkness> ^have help.
[19:03] <Prinny> (( sweet. I get to work bakery tonight ))
[19:04] <MusicArtisan> (( lucky that sounds fun ))
[19:04] <Suu> It's different though...
[19:04] <Suu> Did she get the same treatment as Hiromi and the others?
[19:05] *** David O`Cain [JRPMoonSoldier@MKArmyRanger.mil] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[19:05] <@spiritflame> irasshai David O`Cain
[19:05] <Prinny> hopefully.
[19:05] <David O`Cain> Hey, guys and gals.
[19:07] <Captain Jack Harkness> No, but she's a Time Lord Special Agent.
[19:07] <Captain Jack Harkness> I've got faith in the kid.
[19:07] * Kayama Z keeps playing his guitar
[19:09] <Ms. Altair> She didn't even want to go...
[19:09] <David O`Cain> Suthers's thing is happening now?
[19:09] <Captain Jack Harkness> Yup.
[19:09] * Suu looks at Kayama Z.
[19:09] *** Kayama Z is your average everyday Kayama Z

[19:09] <Captain Jack Harkness> At some Creepy, Undisclosed Location™
[19:10] <David O`Cain> Hmm. If all goes well, hopefully we won't have to bust in for search and rescue.
[19:12] * psYchO_saKi chuckles darkly to herself
[19:13] <ThePaleElf> .....
[19:14] <psYchO_saKi> squeak Let it go wrong... then I cna bust in for some SEEK AND DESTROY~~~ LLheart
[19:14] <Captain Jack Harkness> You said that in your loud voice.
[19:14] <psYchO_saKi> ♡ HUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH ♡
[19:18] <David O`Cain> Not surprising considering who it is. :/
[19:20] * Suu gets a drink of milk at the bar
[19:22] <Suu> (( is the event being televised, i.e. the party? ))
[19:23] <Aspirant Snark> (( Everything in LEVEL ONE is being televised. ))
[19:25] <Captain Jack Harkness> (( well thanks for letting us know XD ))
[19:25] * Captain Jack Harkness rushes over to Sajki
[19:25] <Captain Jack Harkness> Hey, there's a televised event! Find out where that's coming from!
[19:26] * psYchO_saKi checks
[19:26] * Suu flips on the TV to Ginga TV
[19:26] <psYchO_saKi> Well there's where all the execs are...
[19:26] <Suu> Oh, here's the party...
[19:26] * Noriko Sunrise-Xadium is still schmoozing with delegates.
[19:29] <David O`Cain> Hmm. Seems they're alright at the moment.
[19:30] * Noriko Sunrise-Xadium is heavily flirting with one of the Lithuanian delegates
[19:30] <Captain Jack Harkness> ....
[19:31] * Noriko Sunrise-Xadium dips her finger into the cake on the table
[19:31] * Noriko Sunrise-Xadium trails it up his face
[19:32] * Noriko Sunrise-Xadium scrawls "New Horizon HQ~" on his forehead~
[19:33] <@RiderHeroProject> .....
[19:34] <@RiderHeroProject> Guys...
[19:34] <@RiderHeroProject> look at the tv.
[19:34] <Suu> Huh?
[19:34] <Suu> ...
[19:34] <Suu> is she drunk?
[19:34] <Kayama Z> hm
[19:34] * @RiderHeroProject gets up, and points to the guy with cake on his face
[19:34] <@RiderHeroProject> maybe
[19:34] <@RiderHeroProject> "New Horizon's HQ"
[19:34] <@RiderHeroProject> .....sneaky sneaky alternate future girl....
[19:34] <David O`Cain> That's where they're at?
[19:35] <Shotaro Hidari> I'll get Phillip to do the lookup..
[19:35] <David O`Cain> And silly question, what's New Horizon?
[19:35] <Captain Jack Harkness> Dunno, yet.
[19:35] * Shotaro Hidari pulls out what looks like a mechanical beetle, and it opens into....a cellphone
[19:35] * Captain Jack Harkness does some checking
[19:36] <Marcus Deadman> A huge Electronics company.
[19:36] <Shotaro Hidari> ♦ Phillip, See what you can find out. The keywords are Anthony Suthers, New Horizon's, and Prometheus
[19:36] <Marcus Deadman> A small time thing until few months ago...
[19:36] <Marcus Deadman> New Horizon Electronics.
[19:36] <David O`Cain> I see.
[19:37] <Captain Jack Harkness> Get me an address, somebody!
[19:38] <Shotaro Hidari> ♦ We need a location.....
[19:38] <Shotaro Hidari> ♦ Phillip, the location is enough, we don't need their square footage, or the , nevermind.
[19:38] <Franziska von Karma> An Address is all well and good, but what will you do with it once you have it.
[19:38] * Shotaro Hidari hangs up the phone and closes it
[19:39] <Shotaro Hidari> I've got the address. along with a bunch of useless geographic facts...
[19:39] <Captain Jack Harkness> Okay.
[19:39] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.>
[19:40] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> I want to point out we don't have concrete proof anything bad's happening there.
[19:40] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> So we have to be measured about this.
[19:40] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> Also, if there is osmehting bad
[19:40] <Eiji Hino> Maybe we should just sit tight for now. I'm sure if somethingbig happens, we'll get some kind of message
[19:40] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> And we go in guns blazing, everyone could be killed.
[19:40] <Captain Jack Harkness> I agree.
[19:41] <psYchO_saKi> Okay here's the plan.
[19:41] <psYchO_saKi> My Party Van has a Cloaking Device.
[19:41] <psYchO_saKi> If anything s[BLEEP]tty does start going down, we take the Party Van over there
[19:41] <psYchO_saKi> Discreetly land right on their heads and infiltrate.
[19:42] <Captain Jack Harkness> I'm sorry---
[19:42] <Captain Jack Harkness> Did YOU just say "Discreetly?"
[19:42] <psYchO_saKi> F[BLEEP]K OFF HARKNESS
[19:42] * psYchO_saKi blows his head off
[19:42] <Gentaro Kisaragi> Party Van? what's that?
[19:42] <Gentaro Kisaragi> !
[19:42] * Captain Jack Harkness 's body flops off the chair as he's decapitated
[19:42] <Gentaro Kisaragi> CHRIST
[19:42] * psYchO_saKi blows some smokke of her gun barrell.
[19:43] <psYchO_saKi> A Klingon Bird of Prey Scout.
[19:43] * Captain Jack Harkness head regrows and he JERKS UP, gasping for air
[19:43] <Captain Jack Harkness> GOD DAMMIT SAKI
[19:43] <Gentaro Kisaragi> Klingon? Like hat...WOOOOOOOOOOOAH
[19:43] <Gentaro Kisaragi> you, you just regrew you're head.
[19:44] <Captain Jack Harkness> A suseful trait when having sex with Alien Mantid species
[19:44] * Gentaro Kisaragi stammers back a few steps
[19:44] <Gentaro Kisaragi> and i thought AGHS was crazy
[19:45] <Gentaro Kisaragi> wait, so....we'd be going into space?
[19:45] <psYchO_saKi> No, it can fly in atmosphere
[19:45] <psYchO_saKi> And fairly fast, we wouldn't nee dot go sub orbital.
[19:46] <Gentaro Kisaragi> Oh....
[19:46] <Gentaro Kisaragi> I was gonna say, I know space pretty well
[19:46] <Shotaro Hidari> is he....
[19:46] <Eiji Hino> yeah.
[19:47] <Suu> ?
[19:47] * Gentaro Kisaragi crouches down, for a minute, then shots back upright, throw both his hands into the air
[19:47] <Gentaro Kisaragi> UCHU KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITAAAAAAAA
[19:48] <Marcus Deadman> Damn, he must really like space.
[19:48] * @RiderHeroProject & Shotaro both facepalm. Eiji nervously laughes, while Wataru just kinda looks surprised.
[19:49] <Suu> ...
[19:51] * Gentaro Kisaragi makes a fist, and pounds is twice on his chest over his heart and then points at the room.
[19:51] <Gentaro Kisaragi> I haven't formally introduce myself, My name is Kisaragi Gentaro, and I'm gonna befriend everyone here!
[19:52] <Wataru Kurenai> does....kisaragi-san always do this?
[19:52] * Eiji Hino nods
[19:53] <Suu> your allies, Mike?
[19:53] <@RiderHeroProject> yeah, meet them through my "work", figure we could use some help
[19:54] * Suu introduces herself to the other Kamen Riders
[19:55] * David O`Cain heads over to the bar and pours himself some vodka
[19:56] <Suu> I'm Yotsuba Suu...1st year at CLAMP Daigaku's business school.
[19:59] <Suu> I specialize in sword fighting
[20:00] * Gentaro Kisaragi and the others greet Suu, and go through their names
[20:03] * @RiderHeroProject rubs his left arm
[20:04] <@RiderHeroProject> Hope I got everything I need from Hongo....
[20:04] <David O`Cain> Too antsy, Mike?
[20:05] <Suu> Did you get an upgrade?
[20:07] <@RiderHeroProject> just, hopefully, a full data set
[20:08] <David O`Cain> Had to free up some space or did you add more to what you already have?
[20:16] <@RiderHeroProject> Data evolves, nothing is lost.
[20:16] <@RiderHeroProject> Grows, deleting data...is deleting part of a legacy
[20:17] <@RiderHeroProject> Did shut down the wifi access on it.
[20:17] <@RiderHeroProject> didn't want to take any chances
[20:17] <David O`Cain> Oh, okay.
[20:19] <David O`Cain> I wasn't sure what all you did to your compu-arm/riderpedia.
[20:19] <Marcus Deadman> ...
[20:19] <Marcus Deadman> READING A HUGE SPIKE INMICROWAVE NERGY FROMNEW HORIZONS
[20:19] <@RiderHeroProject> ....the F[BLEEP]K was that
[20:19] <Captain Jack Harkness> Track it, give me all the data!
[20:19] * @RiderHeroProject and the other Riders all hop to their feet
[20:19] <Marcus Deadman> Looks like Wi-Fi connects!
[20:20] <Captain Jack Harkness> Saki!
[20:20] <Suu> ...Microwave energy!?
[20:20] <psYchO_saKi> Detached the main node!
[20:20] <psYchO_saKi> Torchwood is off the grid!
[20:20] <Captain Jack Harkness> Excellent.
[20:20] * Captain Jack Harkness detaches her infojack
[20:21] <psYchO_saKi> Thanks
[20:21] <@RiderHeroProject> *glances at his arm*....glad i shut the wifi off then....
[20:21] * Internet and Phone Service suddenly slows down for a split second, dealing with a new priority.
[20:21] <psYchO_saKi> It looks like the entire comms grid is being hit.
[20:21] <Suu> Huh, why's my phone showing no service?
[20:21] <psYchO_saKi> People!
[20:21] <psYchO_saKi> I'm taking the Party Van over there.
[20:22] <David O`Cain> Loss of bandwidth, I'm guessing, Suu.
[20:22] <Maki> this Unit is shutting down
[20:22] * Maki goes limp
[20:22] * psYchO_saKi presses a small thing on her keycian, there's a loud CHIRP CH
[20:22] * CHIRP CHIRP from the outside
[20:22] <@RiderHeroProject> Guys....Suit up
[20:22] * Suu runs over and catches Maki
[20:23] <Suu> Are you OK!?
[20:23] <Captain Jack Harkness> We'll just a ssume a standby position over the New Horizons compound.
[20:23] * Gentaro Kisaragi is now known as Kamen Rider Fourze
[20:23] * Shotaro Hidari is now known as Kamen Rider W
[20:23] * Eiji Hino is now known as Kamen Rider OOO
[20:23] * psYchO_saKi activates BEAMUP
[20:23] * Internet and Phone Service all returns to normal.
[20:23] * Maki 's eyes are completely blank..she is also....quite heavy
[20:23] * Wataru Kurenai is now known as Kamen Rider Kiva
[20:23] * @spiritflame changes topic to `welcome aboard the PARTY VAN`
[20:23] <Suu> Agghhh!
[20:24] * Suu lowers Maki to the ground "Owww...."
[20:24] * psYchO_saKi has beamed everyone into her Bird of Prey
[20:24] <Suu> ...you're an android, huh...
[20:24] <@RiderHeroProject> that was...an odd feeling
[20:24] <David O`Cain> It tingles.
[20:24] * psYchO_saKi acitvates cloak and flies over to the New horizons compound at a fraction of impulse power
[20:25] * psYchO_saKi moves the engines to stationkeeping
[20:25] * UN Delegation is on the top floor. Go for it.
[20:26] <Captain Jack Harkness> Stay frosty.
[20:26] <Captain Jack Harkness> Do NOTHING.
[20:26] <Captain Jack Harkness> We're just here in case something happens.
[20:26] <Captain Jack Harkness> No need to set off a massacre.
[20:26] <psYchO_saKi> Ironic coming from you :P
[20:26] * Limousines and Cameras are in wild exhibition below.
[20:27] <Captain Jack Harkness> Saki, can we do passive scans?
[20:27] <psYchO_saKi> Nothing more than we are now.
[20:27] <psYchO_saKi> Who knows what countermeasures he has.
[20:28] <Captain Jack Harkness> Marcus. What's it doing on the internet?
[20:28] * Marcus Deadman checks ot see what kind of activity is going on on thr net
[20:33] * Stock Market scans are in that indicate that all cigarette manufacturers will go bankrupt by 2021.
[20:34] * Anonymous E-mail to the USGS suggests that a 3.1 earthquake is likely to strike Butte, Montana within the next week.
[20:36] <Marcus Deadman> What the hell, these are predictions...
[20:36] <Captain Jack Harkness> It's got the Cigarette one down...
[20:36] <Captain Jack Harkness> Well a year or so off, but...
[20:37] <@RiderHeroProject> sounds like i need to keep the riderpedia of the net for a while....
[20:37] <David O`Cain> Info seeking?
[20:37] <Captain Jack Harkness> Maybe.
[20:38] <Captain Jack Harkness> We need to get the hotel Locked down.
[20:38] * has mail!
[20:38] <Suu> what other kinds of info is it seeking out?
[20:38] * Captain Jack Harkness has mail!
[20:38] <@RiderHeroProject> Firewall the thing to hell and back?
[20:38] * Kayama Z pulls out an old time walkie talkie
[20:38] <Marcus Deadman> Everything...
[20:38] <Marcus Deadman> I think it's seeking... everything.
[20:38] <Kayama Z> seal off the theatre
[20:39] * The Grand Imperial Theatre's net connections seal off
[20:39] * Michael Sunnyside III contacts Tony Stark
[20:39] <Suu> Information overload...
[20:39] * Kayama Z puts away the walkie talkie
[20:40] <Michael Sunnyside III> Stark's already sealed off Stark Industries.
[20:40] <Michael Sunnyside III> I think he's a bit pissed some of his mid-managers went there
[20:40] <Michael Sunnyside III> People are going to get fired.
[20:43] <David O`Cain> MKA net connections are disabled now until this whole thing blows over.
[20:44] <@RiderHeroProject> man, now how am i gonna get my porn though
[20:44] <@RiderHeroProject> L/
[20:44] <@RiderHeroProject> :/
[20:47] <Suu> Do we have any way to scan for everyone?
[20:50] <psYchO_saKi> I can risk a weak scan
[20:50] * psYchO_saKi sends out a weak scanning signal to try and detect where the others are without giving away their cloaked position
[20:51] <Scanning Signal> me detects an ultra-powerful antenna somewhere on the grounds below.
[20:51] * Scanning Signal ^
[20:51] <@RiderHeroProject> (( I gotta go lay down, i'm not feelin' to hot. Assume mike and the riders just observed and left once things are cool. night everyone. ))
[20:52] <psYchO_saKi> There's a big antenna down there
[20:52] <David O`Cain> (( Later, Mike. ))
[20:52] <Kayama Z> (( seeya mike ))
[20:52] <David O`Cain> How far down, Saki?
[20:53] <Suu> (( take care of yourself Mike ))
[20:53] <psYchO_saKi> Not quite sure.
[20:53] <psYchO_saKi> But I don't see any signs of trouble.
[20:54] <psYchO_saKi> This night's beena freaking waste
[20:54] <Captain Jack Harkness> No news is good news, Saki.
[20:54] *** @Wolf [Honkey_Kong@RedRibbonOnline.mil] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[20:54] *** @spiritflame sets mode +o @Wolf
[20:54] <@spiritflame> irasshai @Wolf
[20:54] <psYchO_saKi> Hey, I see them leaving
[20:54] * @Wolf lights a smoke
[20:54] * psYchO_saKi BEAMS THEM UP
[20:54] <Suu> Oh good
[20:54] <psYchO_saKi> Hey A[BLEEP]le how did you get on my starshiop
[20:54] <[gTV]Potamos> Whoooahh!
[20:54] <Matsumi Kaze> geh.......
[20:55] <@Wolf> Hey kids.
[20:55] <Mister Dinsdale> Hiromi!
[20:55] <Matsumi Kaze> ...can we just go back...
[20:55] * Mister Dinsdale is SO GLAD TO SEE HER he just HUGS
[20:55] * psYchO_saKi flies everyone back tot he hotel and beams them into the lobby
[20:55] * @Doctor Xadium changes topic to `whee`
[20:55] <@Wolf> Well that was weird.
[20:55] * Matsumi Kaze sighs and streaches a bit...
[20:56] * Captain Jack Harkness IMMEDIATELY shuts the hotel down from the net.
[20:56] * [gTV]Potamos just sits down
[20:56] <David O`Cain> What's wrong, Matsumi?
[20:56] <[gTV]Potamos> That was kind of nerve wracking...
[20:56] * @mango-chan changes topic to `Welcome to Candyland! Population: Us!`
[20:56] <[gTV]Potamos> but in the end..
[20:56] <[gTV]Potamos> His "sons" have finally matured, mitai na.
[20:57] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> Have they?
[20:57] <Suu> So it was his AI that he created?
[20:57] <???> so...how did it go everyone?
[20:57] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> Imagine adolescent superpowered machines trawlign the internet
[20:57] * ??? is standing in the shadows
[20:57] <[gTV]Potamos> Mmhmm. And Sunnyside-kun and I are going to be interviewing Prometheus-kun later this week.
[20:57] <Michael Sunnyside III> Indeed we are!
[20:58] <???> was it what we expected?
[20:58] <Matsumi Kaze> no..not really
[20:58] <???> so what was it
[20:58] * @Ryan changes topic to `whee | Welcome to Candyland! Population: Us! | Super Lantern Prime says: Double meh`
[20:58] * ??? turns to Noriko
[20:58] * Suu looks at ???.
[20:58] *** ??? is your average everyday ???

[20:58] <???> well
[20:58] * ??? is a figure standing in the shadows
[20:59] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> I'm so sorry.
[20:59] <???> what was it, Noriko?
[20:59] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> An AI.
[20:59] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> One of his Sons.
[20:59] <???> tch
[20:59] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> that's all.
[20:59] <???> I see...well..perhaps we should still keep an eye out
[20:59] * @Texas_Samurai HUGS Nori and X
[20:59] <???> after all...
[20:59] <@Wolf> So what do we do now, if anything.
[20:59] <???> as they say
[20:59] * ??? walks out of the shadows
[20:59] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> Now we wait.
[21:00] * ??? is now known as Matsumi Kaze
[21:00] <Matsumi Kaze> not everything is as it first appears
[21:00] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> For that inevitable moment when it all goes to hell.
[21:00] * Matsumi Kaze walks over to Matsumi "yes I suppose so"
[21:00] * Matsumi Kaze is now known as Matsumi Clone
[21:00] <@Wolf> My offer still stands ma'am.
[21:00] <@Ryan> I say we do this:
[21:00] <Matsumi Clone> now can I rest?
[21:00] * @Ryan FLIPS A TABLE
[21:00] <Matsumi Kaze> sure...you should probably...
[21:00] * Matsumi Kaze and her clone look at Ryan
[21:01] <@Ryan> Sometimes you just gotta flip a table.
[21:01] <Suu> .......
[21:01] * Oronde's wife flips back over and scuttles away :<
[21:01] <[gTV]Potamos> Why am I seeing double, mitai na
[21:01] <Matsumi Kaze> everyone...meet my clone
[21:01] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> We couldn't risk her life.
[21:01] <@Ryan> Because taht's what happens when I flip tables.
[21:01] <Matsumi Clone> hello
[21:01] <@Ryan> B[BLEEP]ches sees doubles.
[21:02] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> So I took a side trip to Kamino.
[21:02] <Matsumi Clone> ..can I please lose this weight now?
[21:02] <@Ryan> I flip tables so hard that I create duplicates of people.
[21:02] * David O`Cain waves to the clone, "Hello."
[21:03] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> Fed Matsumi chocolate so she had to get re-registered.
[21:03] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> Then registered the clone instead.
[21:03] * Matsumi Kaze , the real Matsumi, is back to her actual weight
[21:03] <David O`Cain> Clever.
[21:03] <Matsumi Kaze> freya's workout routine really helped me
[21:03] <David O`Cain> Clever girl.
[21:03] <Matsumi Kaze> as it will you, Clone
[21:03] <Matsumi Clone> ..................
[21:03] * Suu smiles
[21:03] <Matsumi Clone> ...so....
[21:03] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> heh.
[21:03] <Matsumi Clone> ...what happens to me now?
[21:03] <@Wolf> innit science fun kids?
[21:03] <Suu> That WAS clever.
[21:03] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> A new name, a new life.
[21:04] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> As I promised.
[21:04] * Matsumi Clone smiles...
[21:04] * Noriko Sunrise-Xadium smiles back
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[21:04] <@spiritflame> irasshai Adorable Kitten
[21:04] <Freya> you will come with me first....we are going to get you down to matsumi's weight
[21:04] * Noriko Sunrise-Xadium hands her a folder with new credentials
[21:04] <Matsumi Clone> alright....take care everyone...it was...sort of neat to meet you a- *takes the folder* what's this?
[21:05] * and bearer bonds for $500,000 USD
[21:05] * Adorable Kitten walks up to Matsumi Clone.
[21:05] <David O`Cain> It was nice meeting you, too, albeit rather short.
[21:05] * Adorable Kitten looks very very very very happy.
[21:05] * Matsumi Clone blinks at the kitten...
[21:05] <Freya> let's go
[21:05] * Freya walks to the elevator
[21:05] * Adorable Kitten wiggles its tail and nuzzles "Matsumi's feet."
[21:06] * Matsumi Clone waves bye
[21:06] * Matsumi Clone walks into the elevator
[21:06] *** Matsumi Clone has left #suburbansenshi2
[21:06] *** Freya [CatGirl1@QTech.com] has left #suburbansenshi2
[21:06] * Adorable Kitten follows, licking it's lips.
[21:06] *** Adorable Kitten [IwantMeowMix@Purr.com] has quit IRC (Meow?)
[21:06] * Mister Dinsdale just hugs Hiromi again
[21:06] <Matsumi Kaze> so..what do we do now?
[21:06] * Mister Dinsdale 's hat is flipped back a bit, you can se in his eyes he was worried sick
[21:06] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> We wait for the third act.
[21:07] <David O`Cain> I guess stand down for now. Nothing much we can do.
[21:07] *** Amanda Sharlan has joined #suburbansenshi2
[21:07] <@spiritflame> irasshai Amanda Sharlan
[21:07] * [gTV]Potamos sits next to Jack.
[21:08] <Suu> So, Amanda...
[21:08] * Amanda Sharlan walks in with a bright smile on her face
[21:08] <Mister Dinsdale> I'm glad you're safe, doll...I
[21:08] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Jack. now you get to tell her.
[21:08] <Suu> Suthers finally managed to complete his life's work, huh?
[21:08] * Mister Dinsdale pulls his hat down over his eyes
[21:08] <Mister Dinsdale> I love you ><
[21:08] * @Texas_Samurai gives X some ice cream
[21:09] * @Doctor Xadium contacts this Justice Department and thanks them for their help.
[21:09] <[gTV]Potamos> I'm sorry to worry you so much, Jack-kun
[21:09] <[gTV]Potamos> but duty called...
[21:09] <[gTV]Potamos> Nee, Amanda-chan?
[21:09] * Amanda Sharlan walks over to Suu, "See? I didn't break my promise."
[21:09] <Mister Dinsdale> That's good... I'm glad you did what you had to. ^^
[21:10] <[gTV]Potamos> When Sunnyside-kun and I have the interview, are we allowed to invite guests?
[21:10] * Suu nods.
[21:10] <Suu> I'm really sorry if I came across as suspicious, Amanda...
[21:10] <Suu> but you two were so cryptic.
[21:10] <Amanda Sharlan> I had to be...it was too important to just spew information.
[21:11] * Matsumi Kaze doesn't look terribly happy
[21:11] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> Matsumi.
[21:12] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> We are going to secure the theatre.
[21:12] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> right now.
[21:12] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> Let's go.
[21:12] *** Noriko Sunrise-Xadium [noriko_sunrise-xadium@tokyo.japan.unit.org] has left #suburbansenshi2 (It is within the scope of my estimation.)
[21:12] <Amanda Sharlan> I don't know yet, Miss Hiromi. Those security measurements are still being worked out.
[21:12] *** Matsumi Kaze [AirGal@QTech.com] has left #suburbansenshi2 (yes)
[21:12] *** Anthony Suthers [Anthony@WhateverIsNecessary.gov] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[21:12] <@spiritflame> irasshai Anthony Suthers
[21:12] * [gTV]Potamos nods
[21:13] <[gTV]Potamos> Oh, Suthers, I wanted to ask you something, mitai na
[21:13] * The Hotel is comepletely comms-dead right now
[21:13] * Anthony Suthers climbs out of a window, and climbs down onto the beach.
[21:13] <[gTV]Potamos> I have an idea for the interview
[21:13] <[gTV]Potamos> ...or maybe not
[21:13] * Anthony Suthers is wearing black, and carrying a picture, and some incense.
[21:13] * Anthony Suthers lights the incense, and puts the picture down on the sands, and sits in front of it. The photograph depicts Hazel Ninegate.
[21:13] <[gTV]Potamos> Nee, hear me out Amanda!
[21:13] <Anthony Suthers> ....
[21:14] <[gTV]Potamos> We make it a panel discussion and Q&A session, mitai na!
[21:14] <Captain Jack Harkness> ...
[21:14] * @Wolf is away: mouse is well screwed, may be offline for a while 'till replaced/fixed/chucked out window
[21:14] * Amanda Sharlan is still paying attention to Hiromi, but glancing at the window where Tony disappeared
[21:15] * Captain Jack Harkness is away: To the torchwood crypt.
[21:15] <Amanda Sharlan> Hm...give me a day or two to figure things out as far as security and then I'll have an answer for you...
[21:15] * Marcus Deadman is away: Jack... what the f[BLEEP]k...
[21:16] * Anthony Suthers looks at the picture of Hazel Ninegate, burns more incense, and thinks of her.
[21:16] <Anthony Suthers> Thank you.
[21:16] <David O`Cain> Well, I have to admit it was a rather suspenseful night. Hell, I wasn't really sure what was gonna happen honestly.
[21:17] <[gTV]Potamos> I will need to talk about it with Sunnyside-san
[21:17] * Anthony Suthers walks back into the hotel, a dazed and strange look on his face.
[21:18] <[gTV]Potamos> But do what you need to do on your end, mitai na. I'll submit a lit to you.
[21:18] * Amanda Sharlan nods as she watches Tony walk back inside
[21:20] * Anthony Suthers sits on the sofa. "I feel so happy. And so strange."
[21:21] <[gTV]Potamos> Nee, Suthers-san
[21:21] * Amanda Sharlan sits beside him
[21:21] <[gTV]Potamos> I was just talking to Amanda-chan here and I was thinking, maybe for our interview we do a panel discussion first, and then a Q&A?
[21:22] * Anthony Suthers finally looks up. "I guess. I think it would be best to allow people to first come to the conclusioin that my son COULD be intelligent. I've already thought of a way to gently put that forward.
[21:22] <Anthony Suthers> We have already gotten numerous offers, I'm happy to say.
[21:23] <[gTV]Potamos> I was thinking about having a panel of experts, mitai na...
[21:23] <Anthony Suthers> It really was a good thing that the UN members were at the facility. Plants and zoning is being proposed between the Executives and Diplomats now.
[21:23] <[gTV]Potamos> Like doctors, and lawyers, and stuff like that.
[21:23] <Anthony Suthers> Well. I am...
[21:23] * Anthony Suthers looks a littl queasy. "I'm not sure I can do that. I feel very strange."
[21:24] <Captain Jack Harkness> That's because the hotel has all the comms lines cut.
[21:24] <Captain Jack Harkness> At least until we can set up a firewall to keep your boys out.
[21:24] <Anthony Suthers> Huh? Why is that?
[21:24] <Anthony Suthers> What? WHY?
[21:24] * Captain Jack Harkness is back for a sec
[21:24] <[gTV]Potamos> Privacy?
[21:24] <Captain Jack Harkness> Exactly.
[21:25] <Captain Jack Harkness> Where's Nori... I have a big favor to ask her...
[21:25] <Anthony Suthers> Kanwanimi? Are you aware of the fact that Vladamir Putin was assaulted recently?
[21:25] <[gTV]Potamos> Eh!?
[21:25] <Anthony Suthers> Yes. My son told me. And I verified it.
[21:25] * @super Sailor Uranus in a ferrarri getting the hell out of town changes topic to `TOONAMI NIGHT PEEPS`
[21:25] <Anthony Suthers> Would you like to know WHO assulted him?
[21:25] <Anthony Suthers> You've met the assailant.
[21:26] <[gTV]Potamos> Ah...
[21:26] <[gTV]Potamos> Wh-what do you mean?
[21:26] <Captain Jack Harkness> Lobelis socked him one.
[21:26] <Captain Jack Harkness> ^Lobelia
[21:26] <Anthony Suthers> Why did she do that?
[21:26] * Anthony Suthers looks very accusatory.
[21:26] <Captain Jack Harkness> for going for the money rather than principle at the UN vote.
[21:27] * Noriko Sunrise-Xadium is back
[21:27] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> Theatre is secure
[21:27] <Captain Jack Harkness> Noriko...
[21:27] <Captain Jack Harkness> I have to ask you something...
[21:27] <Anthony Suthers> Right. Yes, it would be a true shame if my sons were to were to gain such a degree of control as YOU guys,huh?
[21:27] * Matsumi Kaze is back
[21:27] <Captain Jack Harkness> possibly the hardest thing I've ever had to ask you.
[21:27] * Anthony Suthers sighs, and puts his head back down, his face red.
[21:28] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> ?
[21:28] * Captain Jack Harkness explains his plan
[21:28] * Matsumi Kaze opens up a ginger ale and drinks
[21:28] * Noriko Sunrise-Xadium SLAPS KAck
[21:28] <Matsumi Kaze> ...I hope the clone will survive the excercise
[21:28] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> go to hell.
[21:28] * Amanda Sharlan sits worriedly beside Tony
[21:28] * Anthony Suthers looks over at Matsumi, checking what she looks like.
[21:28] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> ...Yes.
[21:29] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> Damn you. And damn me.
[21:29] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> But... it's the only way.
[21:29] * Noriko Sunrise-Xadium is away: Torchwood Crypt
[21:29] <Anthony Suthers> What's eating you, Noriko?
[21:29] * Captain Jack Harkness is away 
[21:29] * Matsumi Kaze looks thin again
[21:29] * Anthony Suthers moves to follow Noriko, but is unable to get up.
[21:29] <Anthony Suthers> !!!
[21:29] <Anthony Suthers> No. Surely not.
[21:30] * Anthony Suthers rests.
[21:30] <Mister Dinsdale> ...
[21:30] <Mister Dinsdale> Something wrong?
[21:30] <[gTV]Potamos> So anyways, my friend knows this guy who works at a hospital in America...
[21:30] <[gTV]Potamos> He works extensively with an AI.
[21:30] <Anthony Suthers> .....
[21:30] <[gTV]Potamos> It helps him diagnose people, mitai na
[21:30] * the hotel ROCKS with an explosion
[21:31] * from somewhere underneath
[21:31] <Matsumi Kaze> !?
[21:31] * there is a SCREAM OF RAGE, AND POWER, and BIRTH
[21:31] <Matsumi Kaze> what the hell?
[21:31] <Suu> ...
[21:31] <Anthony Suthers> They have committed suicide.
[21:31] <ThePaleElf> Who?
[21:31] <Anthony Suthers> Or combined or...
[21:31] *** Hazel Ninegate [hazenine@shada.sen] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[21:31] <@spiritflame> irasshai Hazel Ninegate
[21:31] <Anthony Suthers> Why do I feel so strange?
[21:31] <Matsumi Kaze> .......
[21:32] * ThePaleElf steps from the shadows.
[21:32] * Hazel Ninegate flips a switch and re-enables hotel-eide Wifi.
[21:32] <Hazel Ninegate> you were lacking signal, darling~
[21:32] <Matsumi Kaze> oh..s[BLEEP]t
[21:32] * Hazel Ninegate looks like Refried HELL
[21:32] * Hotel WiFi IMMEDIATELY DROPS like a brick as all of its files are accessed at once.
[21:32] <ThePaleElf> aren't yo suppsosed to be dead?
[21:32] * Hazel Ninegate has a collar around her neck.
[21:33] * Hazel Ninegate has a BOMB collar around her neck
[21:33] * Hazel Ninegate quickly codes up an adaptive aolgothrim to firewall the kid
[21:33] * Hotel WiFi has already gone back to normal.
[21:33] *** Noriko Sunrise-Xadium [noriko_sunrise-xadium@tokyo.japan.unit.org] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[21:33] <@spiritflame> irasshai Noriko Sunrise-Xadium
[21:33] * ThePaleElf looks at Hazel Ninegate.
[21:33] *** Hazel Ninegate is



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[21:33] * Noriko Sunrise-Xadium looks spent... a sword sticking from her side.
[21:34] <Hazel Ninegate> thanks for the life,honey~
[21:34] <[gTV]Potamos> NORIKO-CHAN!!!
[21:34] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> F-f[BLEEP]k you.
[21:34] <Matsumi Kaze> wh..what?
[21:34] <Anthony Suthers> I see you have returned. I was holding a memorial to your memory outside.
[21:34] <Matsumi Kaze> ...WHAT!?
[21:34] * Suu just stares...
[21:34] * Noriko Sunrise-Xadium HAULS out the blade.
[21:34] * Anthony Suthers smiles weakly up at Hazel.
[21:34] * Amanda Sharlan glances worriedly at Noriko
[21:34] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> I'l....l..be fine.
[21:34] <Suu> - ghhh... -
[21:34] * Suu looks as if she's about to be sick
[21:34] * Hazel Ninegate hooks up a small router and wifi extnder
[21:35] * Hazel Ninegate puts int in front of suthers
[21:35] <Hazel Ninegate> Oh no, no dying for you~
[21:35] * [gTV]Potamos runs up to Suu and guides her away from Noriko
[21:35] <ThePaleElf> Ok. the hell is going on?
[21:35] <Anthony Suthers> Why would I die?
[21:35] * Noriko Sunrise-Xadium bandgaes her wound with her shirt
[21:35] <Anthony Suthers> You've figured it out, haven't you?
[21:35] *** Captain Jack Harkness [JHarkness@node39656425.torchwood.or.uk] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[21:35] <@spiritflame> irasshai Captain Jack Harkness
[21:35] <Captain Jack Harkness> Hazel works for Torchwood now.
[21:35] <Hazel Ninegate> F[BLEEP]king ape. I DO NOT.
[21:35] * Anthony Suthers laughs.
[21:36] <Anthony Suthers> No. She does not.
[21:36] <Captain Jack Harkness> That bomb Colalr says otherwise~
[21:36] <Captain Jack Harkness> And we brought her back to life.
[21:36] * Anthony Suthers looks at Hazel. "I'm suprised to see you around."
[21:36] <Franziska von Karma> ...that's why you never released the body...
[21:36] * Suu comes back, looking a little pale
[21:36] <Hazel Ninegate> Because I helped you.
[21:37] <Hazel Ninegate> That's the only reason.
[21:37] <Suu> Are you going to be all right, Noriko?
[21:37] <Hazel Ninegate> Or I'd still be in stasis.
[21:37] * Noriko Sunrise-Xadium nods and smiles
[21:37] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> I just...
[21:37] <Anthony Suthers> I was pretty sure you were dead.
[21:37] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> I had to donate some regeneration energy...
[21:37] <Hazel Ninegate> I was.
[21:38] <Hazel Ninegate> But death... to a Time Lord... with "friends"... is not the obstacle it used to be.
[21:38] <Anthony Suthers> So here you stand, in front of me, for all the wrong reasons.
[21:38] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> B[BLEEP]ch.
[21:38] <Hazel Ninegate> Oh, Tony!
[21:38] <Anthony Suthers> What's that you are holding?
[21:38] <Hazel Ninegate> Won't you sav eme from these heathens?!
[21:38] <Anthony Suthers> ...Depends.
[21:38] * Indigo is back
[21:38] * Hazel Ninegate has a Wi-fi router feeding you signal
[21:38] * Amanda Sharlan simply watches from her seat beside Tony
[21:38] <Indigo> Oh good I see Haruka is still out of twon
[21:39] <Indigo> Town^
[21:39] <Indigo> She can run but she can't hide forever.
[21:39] <ThePaleElf> Don't trust her tony.
[21:39] * Suu sits down, feeling a little dizzy from the shock of seeing Noriko bleeding.
[21:39] <Anthony Suthers> But. She helped me.
[21:39] * David O`Cain lightly waves to Indigo, "Yo."
[21:39] <[gTV]Potamos> Are you going to be all right, Suu-chan?
[21:39] * Matsumi Kaze offers Suu some ginger ale
[21:39] <Suu> Thanks...
[21:39] * Suu gratefully sips it
[21:39] * Indigo waves
[21:39] <Anthony Suthers> Hazel... you did hear what I said? I made a memorial to your memory. It's still out front.
[21:40] <Anthony Suthers> What would set off that bomb collar, I wonder?
[21:41] * ThePaleElf already has his bow ready
[21:41] <Hazel Ninegate> Torchwood, if I step out of line...
[21:41] <Hazel Ninegate> Try my Nonary games...
[21:41] <Hazel Ninegate> But those were SO much fun...
[21:42] <Captain Jack Harkness> You're our pet Time Lord now :3
[21:42] * Noriko Sunrise-Xadium frowns
[21:42] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> Jack, stop enjoying that so much.
[21:42] <ThePaleElf> Can you make sense
[21:42] <Captain Jack Harkness> Sorry, sorry.
[21:44] <Anthony Suthers> Hazel, why are you here?
[21:44] <Hazel Ninegate> they want to see what I know about you.
[21:44] <Hazel Ninegate> What help I gave you.
[21:44] <Anthony Suthers> So that bomb will go off if you, what, attack somebody?
[21:45] <Hazel Ninegate> After all, you seem to have some.... appreciation for me.
[21:45] <Hazel Ninegate> Yes, or if it's tampered with,
[21:45] * Anthony Suthers winces. Come closer, I can't hear you.
[21:45] * Hazel Ninegate comes closer with the router, the signal strenth is strong.
[21:45] * Anthony Suthers sprawls over the couch, weakly.
[21:46] <Captain Jack Harkness> Why's he getting weaker.
[21:46] <Hazel Ninegate> Obviously not all signals are getting through.
[21:46] * Anthony Suthers pulls out a double-pointed dagger with the tips spread to pierce two of specific things at once. A shape that is instantly recognizable. He lunges toward Hazel with the knife, and grabs for her collar with the other hand. "AMANDA, RUN!"
[21:47] * Amanda Sharlan jumps in surprise, but gets off the couch, running to the other side of the room.
[21:47] <Suu> !!!!!!!!!!!!!
[21:47] <Matsumi Kaze> what the hell!?
[21:47] * Hazel Ninegate rolls up and kicks his ARM to the blade goes into him
[21:47] * ThePaleElf fires his bow at tony's head
[21:48] <Hazel Ninegate> Bad boy~
[21:49] <spiritflame> Anthony Suthers rolls 1d6 [ 6 ]
[21:49] <ThePaleElf> cant belive I'm helping her...
[21:49] * Anthony Suthers now has an arrow in his head.
[21:49] * Hazel Ninegate kicks him away
[21:49] <Indigo> Now why would you do that?
[21:49] <Hazel Ninegate> You know what.
[21:50] * Anthony Suthers pulls the knife out of himself. He aims for Hazel's torso and stabs again with the blade at the orientation he saw before.
[21:50] * Hazel Ninegate re-raises the firewall and cuts all signal.
[21:50] <Indigo> Nothing like shooting robots
[21:50] * Anthony Suthers looks, if anything, stronger than before.
[21:50] * Hazel Ninegate takes the prongs in her side
[21:50] <Hazel Ninegate> Survival instinct, huh~
[21:50] <Matsumi Kaze> .....
[21:50] * Anthony Suthers twists.
[21:50] <Anthony Suthers> You don't fool me.
[21:50] *** Hazel Ninegate is carrying:
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[21:50] <Anthony Suthers> HAH.
[21:50] <Anthony Suthers> They stripped you. I knew it.
[21:50] * Hazel Ninegate RUSHES X
[21:51] * Anthony Suthers tries for the heart again.
[21:51] * Hazel Ninegate grabs his Sonic
[21:51] <spiritflame> Hazel Ninegate rolls 1d20 sen [ 11 ]
[21:51] * [gTV]Potamos jumps back, wishing she brought her gun
[21:51] <Hazel Ninegate> to send a sonic pulse to shake that f[BLEEP]ker apart
[21:51] <Indigo> ...
[21:51] * Suu 's hand is resting on the handle of her sword
[21:51] * Amanda Sharlan is completely surprised by what's going on
[21:51] * Matsumi Kaze 's eyes glow
[21:51] <David O`Cain> Uh...yeah...
[21:51] <Hazel Ninegate> BACK OFF.
[21:51] <Hazel Ninegate> Or I will decompile you.
[21:51] <Anthony Suthers> If you do it. If you do it, then at least kill us both.
[21:51] <ThePaleElf> Back off tony.
[21:52] <Hazel Ninegate> You think you're safe because your Sons live?!
[21:52] <Anthony Suthers> Yeah. Me back off.
[21:52] <@mango-chan> What happened to everyone being totally okay with this idea?
[21:52] <Hazel Ninegate> After I kill you~
[21:52] <Hazel Ninegate> I will destroy them.
[21:52] * Anthony Suthers smiles. "I know that."
[21:52] <Hazel Ninegate> A piece at a time.
[21:52] <Anthony Suthers> And that's why you have to die.
[21:52] <@mango-chan> Now we're all trying to kill eachother again?
[21:52] <Hazel Ninegate> I don't think so.
[21:52] <@mango-chan> Or at least somewhat okay
[21:52] <@mango-chan> with this idea
[21:53] <Anthony Suthers> You don't fool me. You are too smart for them.
[21:53] * Matsumi Kaze is now known as Eternal Sailor Quinox
[21:53] <@mango-chan> Now I walk back in and senshi are transforming, elves are shooting the robot in the head...
[21:53] <Franziska von Karma> SUTHERS!
[21:53] <Anthony Suthers> Matsumi, why not kill hazel? Huh? She deserves it more than I do, right?
[21:53] * Eternal Sailor Quinox stays near Suu
[21:53] <@mango-chan> He's trying to kill some--
[21:53] <Franziska von Karma> You're ATTEMPTING MURDER
[21:53] <@mango-chan> Why is he trying to kill someone?
[21:53] <Franziska von Karma> DTOP
[21:53] <Franziska von Karma> ^STOP
[21:53] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> what..kill her?
[21:53] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> and blow us up?
[21:53] <@mango-chan> Yeah.
[21:54] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> are you kidding?
[21:54] <Anthony Suthers> Hazel Ninegate. You will not ruin what I have wrought tonight.
[21:54] <@mango-chan> Why is he trying to kill....the girl with the bow?
[21:54] <Hazel Ninegate> Keep trying to kill me.
[21:54] <Hazel Ninegate> Make me ANGRIER.
[21:54] <@mango-chan> hair tie.
[21:54] <Hazel Ninegate> Very productive.
[21:54] <Anthony Suthers> Or what?
[21:54] <Anthony Suthers> There are two possibilities here. I kill you, and problem solved.
[21:54] <Anthony Suthers> You get lucky and kill me, then they push the button. Problem solved.
[21:55] <Hazel Ninegate> Mortal Combat, huh?
[21:55] <Anthony Suthers> I dare you to do it. You think they'll keep an entity like you around after I'm dead?
[21:55] * Hazel Ninegate tosses the sonic away.
[21:55] <Hazel Ninegate> Actuary.
[21:55] <Hazel Ninegate> Your Lightsabre.
[21:55] * Noriko Sunrise-Xadium tosses it to her.
[21:56] <Hazel Ninegate> Very well
[21:56] * Anthony Suthers is shocked at this development.
[21:56] * Hazel Ninegate is away: ss3. We fight to the end
[21:56] <Anthony Suthers> Amanda. I love you. I love you very much.
[21:56] * Amanda Sharlan simply stares, "What...."
[21:56] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> hm...
[21:56] <Anthony Suthers> You deserve a choice. Make them wisely. I entrust you with every one of my worldly possessions.
[21:57] <Anthony Suthers> ...Become what I hoped to be.
[21:57] <Amanda Sharlan> What are you doing?
[21:57] <Anthony Suthers> /ss3
[21:57] * Anthony Suthers is away: ss3
[21:57] <@Texas_Samurai> We gotta stop this!
[21:57] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> I agree
[21:57] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> but how
[21:57] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> we can't get near hazal
[21:57] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> without blowing ourselves up
[21:57] <@mango-chan> How are you going to stop two people who are intent on killing eachother?
[21:57] <Amanda Sharlan> M-miss Gemini....
[21:57] <Captain Jack Harkness> I'll deactivate the bomb!
[21:57] <Amanda Sharlan> What do I do?
[21:57] <@mango-chan> Wait why would we blow ourselves--
[21:57] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> and I doubt tony will let us stop this
[21:57] <@mango-chan> oh
[21:57] <@mango-chan> ....
[21:57] <@mango-chan> Guys.
[21:58] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> hm?
[21:58] <@mango-chan> What's the radius of the bomb's explosion?
[21:58] <Captain Jack Harkness> Just enough to decpaitate her.
[21:58] <Suu> so...
[21:58] <@mango-chan> And what would trigger that?
[21:59] <Captain Jack Harkness> me <_<
[21:59] <David O`Cain> So we're gonna let them both off each other? Or at least try to?
[21:59] <Captain Jack Harkness> If she tried to harm us.
[21:59] <@mango-chan> ...Why would you want to do that, Captain Jack?
[21:59] <@mango-chan> Oh
[21:59] <@mango-chan> That might be a good reason!
[21:59] <@mango-chan> I thought it was an actual explode everyone bomb
[21:59] * Amanda Sharlan stands worried and confused
[21:59] <@mango-chan> because in thaaaat case
[21:59] <@mango-chan> but it's not so
[21:59] <Amanda Sharlan> I don't want to lose the only family I have...
[22:00] <Suu> ...
[22:00] * Suu goes over to Amanda
[22:00] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> ..so what do we do guys
[22:00] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> we have to do something NOW
[22:00] <@mango-chan> Wait
[22:00] <@mango-chan> Wait.
[22:00] <@mango-chan> I just realized
[22:01] <@mango-chan> Who was that girl?
[22:01] <@Texas_Samurai> Wait whut!?
[22:01] <@mango-chan> The girl with the yellow ribbon that has a collar around her neck
[22:01] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> .....
[22:01] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> now is not the time
[22:01] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> that was Hazal Ninegate
[22:01] <Suu> Amanda...
[22:01] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> a very BAD person
[22:02] <@mango-chan> So she's bad...
[22:02] <@mango-chan> And he's.....uh
[22:02] <[gTV]Potamos> Suu-chan, you aren't thinking about going after her...are you?
[22:02] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> extremenly
[22:02] <@mango-chan> ambiguous!
[22:02] <@mango-chan> Okay I've made up my mind
[22:03] * Amanda Sharlan is extremely upset
[22:03] <Suu> ...
[22:03] <Suu> Amanda.
[22:03] <Suu> I'm...I'm going to go after them.
[22:04] <Amanda Sharlan> I'm coming with you
[22:04] <Suu> If...it's OK for me to...
[22:04] <[gTV]Potamos> It's dangerous.
[22:04] <[gTV]Potamos> ...
[22:04] <Amanda Sharlan> I'm going.
[22:04] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> I hate to say it
[22:04] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> I'm agreeing with this
[22:04] * Eternal Sailor Quinox 's hands crackle with green energy
[22:04] <@mango-chan> I'm going to sit on this couch
[22:04] <@mango-chan> and let them kill eachother.
[22:04] * @mango-chan opens a book
[22:05] * @mango-chan has to find a book to open first.
[22:05] <Amanda Sharlan> Let's go!
[22:05] * Amanda Sharlan is away 
[22:05] * Suu is away 
[22:05] <ThePaleElf> Unless Matsumi orders otherswise. I'm going t odo the same as Mango
[22:05] * ThePaleElf sits on a couch
[22:05] * @mango-chan also sits on a couch
[22:06] <[gTV]Potamos> ...should I have let her....
[22:06] <[gTV]Potamos> Jack...
[22:06] <Mister Dinsdale> I don't...
[22:06] <Mister Dinsdale> ARRRGH
[22:06] <Mister Dinsdale> I don;'t know what to think anymore!
[22:06] <Mister Dinsdale> These guys have us so screwed up!
[22:06] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> this is what life is all about, dinsdale
[22:06] <[gTV]Potamos> Suu-chan....doesn't want to see Amanda-chan get hurt, I don't think...
[22:06] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> the problem is
[22:07] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> do we know what to be a hero anymore
[22:07] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> it just takes one person to make us question everything we do
[22:07] <@mango-chan> Because it's ambiguity
[22:07] <@mango-chan> A "terrible person" with good intentions
[22:08] <Franziska von Karma> You didn't see him try to kill Miss Vanessa Alexandra in the lobby.
[22:08] *** FrostQueenie [KnightOfTheEbonBlade@TheAlliance.net] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[22:08] <@spiritflame> irasshai FrostQueenie
[22:08] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> I hate to say it
[22:08] <FrostQueenie> Being a hero isn't always clearcut
[22:08] <@mango-chan> Like I said
[22:08] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> but we need to stop both of them
[22:08] <@mango-chan> Terrible Person. Good intentions
[22:08] <FrostQueenie> Agreed
[22:09] * Captain Jack Harkness flips open his phone
[22:09] <Captain Jack Harkness> F[BLEEP]k it.
[22:09] <@mango-chan> What is stopping them going to do?
[22:09] * Captain Jack Harkness calls HER in.
[22:09] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> guys
[22:09] <@mango-chan> Why not just let them fight
[22:09] <@mango-chan> And settle it that way?
[22:09] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> if this gets bad...I'm going to try something I've never tried before
[22:10] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> I'm going to tap into the entire planet's Ionsphere
[22:10] <David O`Cain> What, Matsumi?
[22:10] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> and funnel it there
[22:11] <David O`Cain> What the...?
[22:12] * Hazel Ninegate appears ina transporter effect
[22:12] * Hazel Ninegate drops to the dround, tendon cut
[22:12] * Hazel Ninegate coughs
[22:13] <Captain Jack Harkness> Get her to the infirmary!
[22:13] <Hazel Ninegate> NO!
[22:13] * Hazel Ninegate hobbles upstairs
[22:13] *** Anthony Suthers [Anthony@WhateverIsNecessary.gov] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[22:13] <@spiritflame> irasshai Anthony Suthers
[22:13] <Hazel Ninegate> I'm going to f[BLEEP]king GIRD MYSELF
[22:13] * Hazel Ninegate is away 
[22:13] * Anthony Suthers walks inside, covered in sand and blood and dripping something yellow from a broken object coming from his left arm.
[22:13] * Amanda Sharlan is back
[22:13] * Anthony Suthers walks over to Jack Harkness.
[22:13] <Anthony Suthers> You are a FOOL.
[22:13] * [gTV]Potamos is back
[22:13] * Suu is back
[22:13] <Anthony Suthers> Do you hear me? A FOOL.
[22:14] <Captain Jack Harkness> Yeah. I told Saki not to kill you.
[22:14] * Amanda Sharlan runs inside
[22:14] <Anthony Suthers> What were you THINKING? She'll escape you. She'll ruin everything.
[22:14] <Captain Jack Harkness> Guess that makes me foolish, huh.
[22:14] <Captain Jack Harkness> Well you tried to kill her. That sorta F[BLEEP]KED UP THE OPERATION.
[22:14] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> hm
[22:14] <Anthony Suthers> I'm willing to lay down my life for the good of this world. I was ready at 5:00, and I'm ready now. If you'd killed both of us.... then that would....
[22:14] * Anthony Suthers sighs.
[22:15] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> listen you two
[22:15] *** Hazel Ninegate has placed Laser Screwdriver in Inventory Slot: 1
[22:15] * Eternal Sailor Quinox points to Jack
[22:15] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> you are an idiot
[22:15] * Eternal Sailor Quinox points to Tony
[22:15] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> and you are an idiot
[22:15] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> you're both idiots
[22:15] * Amanda Sharlan stops next to Tony, "Why would you ruin the success we had tonight?!"
[22:15] *** Hazel Ninegate has placed Nanotech Underarmor in Inventory Slot: 2
[22:16] * Eternal Sailor Quinox points to amanda "and you have no idea what's going on"
[22:16] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> or what this is about
[22:16] <Anthony Suthers> Leave my daughter out of this.
[22:16] *** Hazel Ninegate has placed 500,000 mW CapaciTASER in Inventory Slot: 3
[22:16] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> yes she should stay out of this
[22:16] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> I agree
[22:16] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> listen you two
[22:16] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> Jack..what were you thinking in bringing her back?
[22:16] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> and Tony...
[22:16] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> you were going to STAB her
[22:17] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> and blow us ALL up?
[22:17] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> are you fully willing to kill INNOCENTS?
[22:17] *** Hazel Ninegate has placed Borusa Brand Portable Forcefield Pendant in Inventory Slot: 4
[22:17] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> what sort of savor of the world does that?
[22:17] <@mango-chan> Technically she wouldn't have blwon us all up
[22:17] <Captain Jack Harkness> She's the only one he seemed to respect!
[22:17] <@mango-chan> she would have just what, decapitated her?
[22:17] <Captain Jack Harkness> The Bomb would have only killed her!
[22:17] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> yeah I know Jack..but did you even think of how he would react?
[22:18] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> and Tony...are you one of those people who fights first and asks questions later?
[22:18] *** Captain Jack Harkness has placed Staser Pistol w/ serial #s filed off in Inventory Slot: 5
[22:18] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> cause I once met someone like that before
[22:18] <Anthony Suthers> I greatly greatly doubt that even if it had gone off, it would have killed you all.
[22:18] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> and they always got into trouble
[22:18] *** Hazel Ninegate has placed Staser Pistol w/ serial #s filed off in Inventory Slot: 5
[22:18] <Anthony Suthers> Why don't you tell me why Hazel Ninegate deserved to live?
[22:19] *** Hazel Ninegate has placed Paper Clips in Inventory Slot: 6
[22:19] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> well I agree with you on that
[22:19] <Anthony Suthers> Just you wait. Just you wait. She'll get loose again.
[22:19] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> but for a man who respects the law
[22:19] <Anthony Suthers> If you are unwilling to do what is necessary, then I sure as hell am.
[22:19] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> you certainly like the flaunt it
[22:19] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> *to
[22:20] <Anthony Suthers> I did what I did tonight in order to save the planet earth from a terrible fate. I'm not going to let HER inflict one upon it now that everything is so close to being salvaged.
[22:20] *** Hazel Ninegate has placed Transcendentally Dimensonal MegaGAUSS Electromagnet Want in Inventory Slot: 7
[22:20] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> I'll be the first to admit..I have not been perfect myself
[22:20] *** Hazel Ninegate has placed Transcendentally Dimensonal MegaGAUSS Electromagnet in Inventory Slot: 7
[22:20] <Amanda Sharlan> You all said she was dead, right? So that is she doing here? That's obviously not dead!
[22:20] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> well this is the first I'VE seen her alive
[22:20] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> what you think I KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS!?
[22:20] * Anthony Suthers turns to the Elf. "you indescribable simpleton. Why did you shoot me in the head?"
[22:20] * Hazel Ninegate comes back down the stairs, in a fresh change of clothes, with bandanged leg.
[22:21] * Hazel Ninegate gives Suthers the finger.
[22:21] <Hazel Ninegate> I would have just left you alone.
[22:21] <Anthony Suthers> Just kill her. Just KILL her.
[22:21] <Hazel Ninegate> I wouldn'thave helped Torchwood.
[22:21] <Anthony Suthers> Until you got loose.
[22:21] <Hazel Ninegate> I would have just played them along until I could get the collar off.
[22:21] <Anthony Suthers> Duh.
[22:21] <Hazel Ninegate> But now?
[22:21] <Hazel Ninegate> After tonight?
[22:21] <Anthony Suthers> Why do you think I tried to kill you?
[22:21] <Hazel Ninegate> After your little stunt?
[22:22] <Anthony Suthers> Yes yes.
[22:22] <Hazel Ninegate> We. Are. Enemies.
[22:22] <Anthony Suthers> You'll kill myu family.
[22:22] <Anthony Suthers> Get in line.
[22:22] * Hazel Ninegate smiles sweetly.
[22:22] <Hazel Ninegate> Kill?
[22:22] * Eternal Sailor Quinox coughs
[22:22] <Anthony Suthers> I've already got a homicidal robot, a UNIT spokesman that everybody trusts, and who knows what else out to kill me.
[22:22] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> um Tony
[22:22] <Hazel Ninegate> Kill the most powerful supercomputer on Earth?
[22:22] <Amanda Sharlan> I will not let my family be destroyed this way
[22:22] <Hazel Ninegate> One with access to oh, just everything? ♡
[22:22] <Hazel Ninegate> No no!
[22:22] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> amanda stay out of this
[22:23] <Hazel Ninegate> that would be a waste.
[22:23] <Amanda Sharlan> I will not stay out of this.
[22:23] * Hazel Ninegate holds up a USB Key.
[22:23] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> ....oh
[22:23] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> ....so you're going to...
[22:23] * Hazel Ninegate plugs it into the public terminal.
[22:23] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> oh...
[22:23] <Hazel Ninegate> When your kids eat this bit of data...
[22:23] * Anthony Suthers pulls out a rocket pistol and empties the entire chamber at Hazel.
[22:23] <Hazel Ninegate> I'll get access to their code.
[22:24] * Hazel Ninegate has her forcefield on now.
[22:24] * Hazel Ninegate doesn't jame the key all the way in.
[22:24] <Anthony Suthers> They'll stop you.
[22:24] <Hazel Ninegate> And then, I'll root them.
[22:24] <Anthony Suthers> You know that.
[22:24] * Suu grabs Amanda's wrist
[22:24] <Hazel Ninegate> And then take over the planet myself.
[22:24] <Hazel Ninegate> ...or not.
[22:24] * Hazel Ninegate pockets the key.
[22:24] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> ..I think you're underestimating her, tony
[22:24] * Amanda Sharlan pulls her arm away
[22:24] <Anthony Suthers> That changes nothing.
[22:24] <Hazel Ninegate> The sword of Damocles is now mine.
[22:25] <Hazel Ninegate> Hanging over you, Suthers.
[22:25] <Anthony Suthers> Matsumi Kaze. You are certainly free to help kill her yourself.
[22:25] <Anthony Suthers> You should have done it when I acted, but you didn't.
[22:25] <Hazel Ninegate> Really, you should have just let me go.
[22:25] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> I don't kill people
[22:25] <Hazel Ninegate> You hurt me to my hearts.
[22:25] <Anthony Suthers> Sorry. I can't do that, Hazel.
[22:25] * Amanda Sharlan stands in front of Tony defiantly, angrily disregarding even herself
[22:25] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> I'm not a murderer
[22:25] * Hazel Ninegate walks over to Suthers and strokes his face.
[22:26] <Hazel Ninegate> So inflexible.
[22:26] * Anthony Suthers twists his face into a mask of rage.
[22:26] <Hazel Ninegate> This is the lesson you couldn't learn.
[22:26] <Anthony Suthers> The wonderful thing about all of this.
[22:26] <Hazel Ninegate> If you could just break your programming.
[22:26] <Hazel Ninegate> And not be a self-righteous prick.
[22:26] <Anthony Suthers> Is that it will finally convince Torchwood they'd have been better off with me.
[22:26] <Hazel Ninegate> You would have avoided pissing me off.
[22:26] <Anthony Suthers> Self-righteous? No.
[22:26] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> um how
[22:26] <Captain Jack Harkness> Uhh, not really, buddy.
[22:26] <Captain Jack Harkness> You forced our hand.
[22:26] <Anthony Suthers> I do what is necessary, not what is right.
[22:27] <Anthony Suthers> Well, then congulations. You got a straight flush.
[22:27] <Hazel Ninegate> And there is it.
[22:27] <Hazel Ninegate> ^it is.
[22:27] <Anthony Suthers> Congratulations on releasing an Entity willing and capable of destroying the world. Props to you fo rthat.
[22:27] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> ...
[22:27] <Anthony Suthers> I am certain that Noriko will be thrilled.
[22:27] <Hazel Ninegate> Yopu mean your son?
[22:27] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> ..I do what is necessary..not what is right
[22:27] * Amanda Sharlan stares
[22:27] <Anthony Suthers> Really, though, Hazel?
[22:28] <Anthony Suthers> I am kind of shocked that you are this gullible.
[22:28] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> ....hm interesting
[22:28] <Anthony Suthers> I thought you did not wish to be used.
[22:28] * @super Sailor Uranus in a ferrarri getting the hell out of town is now known as HAZEL NINEGATE HAXORED MY ACCOUNT
[22:28] <Anthony Suthers> Like you are being used now.
[22:28] * Eternal Sailor Quinox looks up...and switches off the Security Camera after that
[22:28] * @HAZEL NINEGATE HAXORED MY ACCOUNT changes topic to `[22:26] <Anthony Suthers> I do what is necessary, not what is right. `
[22:28] <Anthony Suthers> Why do you think, Hazel, that a certain crazed killer kept me from killing you?
[22:28] * Hazel Ninegate takes out the USB key
[22:28] <Anthony Suthers> You know her. What's her name? Oh yes. Sakura April.
[22:28] * Hazel Ninegate steps on it.
[22:29] <Hazel Ninegate> You know what, too easy.
[22:29] <Anthony Suthers> She said she'd kill my family. Go ahead and rip on me for being a tool.
[22:29] <Anthony Suthers> And keep on doing her job for her.
[22:29] * Hazel Ninegate sits down and crosses her legs.
[22:29] <Anthony Suthers> Why do you think she beamed you up?
[22:29] <Hazel Ninegate> I'm just going to watch you do this to yourself.
[22:29] <Anthony Suthers> Really.
[22:29] * Anthony Suthers rolls his eyes.
[22:29] <Hazel Ninegate> Dig that hole ever deeper, micrometer by micrometer.
[22:29] <Anthony Suthers> I KNEW as soon as I saw you that you'd f[BLEEP]k this all up.
[22:30] <Hazel Ninegate> And all the while knowing... that I still live.
[22:30] <Anthony Suthers> The fact that you live is at my absolute protest. I did everything I could.
[22:30] * Amanda Sharlan watches angrily before grabbing Tony's arm
[22:30] <Anthony Suthers> Unlike the people who are supposed to guide the world. "Torch-something"
[22:30] <Amanda Sharlan> What is the matter with you?
[22:30] <Captain Jack Harkness> Torchwood doesn't giud the world.
[22:30] <Anthony Suthers> Huh. Doesn't really apply. No wonder I can't remember.
[22:31] <Captain Jack Harkness> We protect it.
[22:31] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> none of us guide the world
[22:31] * Anthony Suthers points to Hazel. "Protecting it. Well, that's a good start."
[22:31] <Anthony Suthers> So keep up the good work.
[22:31] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> no one in this hotel guides the world
[22:31] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> and there is a reason
[22:31] <Anthony Suthers> What's the next step to protect the world. An asteroid impact?
[22:31] <Anthony Suthers> Perhaps nuclear war?
[22:31] <Anthony Suthers> That'll help.
[22:31] * Eternal Sailor Quinox blinks "what?"
[22:32] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> what does that have to do with anything?
[22:32] <Captain Jack Harkness> Well maybe if you'd stop building HAL 9000s.....
[22:32] <Amanda Sharlan> Did you seriously take me in just so you could destroy yourself? Really? You were so optimistic earlier tonight.
[22:32] <Hazel Ninegate> Suthers.
[22:32] * Anthony Suthers turns to Amanda. "...."
[22:32] <Hazel Ninegate> I was feeding you WiFi to keep you going after the comms were cut.
[22:32] <Hazel Ninegate> And you tried to stab me.
[22:32] <Anthony Suthers> Yes.
[22:32] <Hazel Ninegate> This is why people don't like you. .
[22:33] <Anthony Suthers> I have made clear that I was willing to die to protect this world.
[22:33] <FrostQueenie> Talk about biteing the hand that feeds you
[22:33] * Suu glares at Suthers
[22:33] <Anthony Suthers> But I don't think the comms being cut was the reason I was weakening.
[22:33] <FrostQueenie> Then again I helped Kill the Lich King so I can't really talk
[22:33] <Hazel Ninegate> I know why they don;'t like me.
[22:33] <Hazel Ninegate> I did horribe things.
[22:33] <Hazel Ninegate> Which, to be fair, were hilarious at the time to me
[22:33] <FrostQueenie> Would you do them again?
[22:33] <Hazel Ninegate> Oh god, it still makes me laugh.
[22:33] <Amanda Sharlan> So you took me in, gave me a life, and even adopted me...just so I could watch you die? Do you really think that was going to make me happy?
[22:33] <Hazel Ninegate> Yup.
[22:34] <Hazel Ninegate> But...
[22:34] <FrostQueenie> Then you're a horribe person. And I'll go on record saying I've kill innocent men and women. An entire towsn
[22:34] <Hazel Ninegate> Suthers, you pretend to be this scion of justice and virtue.
[22:34] <Anthony Suthers> I think I was weakening because I'd accomplished my goals. I won't question the fact that if I am built with a self-destruction mechanism to activate when I'm not necessary. I have a goal now.
[22:34] <FrostQueenie> When someone like me calls you horrible, it means something
[22:34] * Anthony Suthers points to Hazel, and draws his finger acros his throat.
[22:35] * FrostQueenie draws her sword
[22:35] <FrostQueenie> If you want do die that badly. Let me do it for you
[22:35] <Hazel Ninegate> :3
[22:35] * Suu is trying not to cry...
[22:35] <Hazel Ninegate> From now on....
[22:35] <Suu> Amanda.
[22:35] * Eternal Sailor Quinox walks over and gives Suu a hug
[22:35] <Hazel Ninegate> I'm going to be a model citizen.
[22:35] <Suu> I'm so sorry...
[22:35] <Anthony Suthers> Do so, and we'll have no problems.
[22:36] <Hazel Ninegate> I'm going to help this world.
[22:36] <Hazel Ninegate> :D
[22:36] <Suu> he really was just using her...
[22:36] <Anthony Suthers> You already did, when you helped me.
[22:36] * Amanda Sharlan thinks for a split second before hugging Tony, "Please....let me live a normal life with a father who cares for me..."
[22:36] <Anthony Suthers> Congratulations. You are a tool. But everybody is. The question is how soon you accept it.
[22:36] * Hazel Ninegate stands, and bows to the denizens of the house
[22:36] * Eitak_Razal appears holding a sheet of paper
[22:36] <Hazel Ninegate> Suthers...
[22:36] * Anthony Suthers turns, and looks at Amanda.
[22:36] <Hazel Ninegate> I'd urge you one thing.
[22:36] <Hazel Ninegate> I had a father once.
[22:37] <Hazel Ninegate> I did love him.
[22:37] <Hazel Ninegate> You have a daughter.
[22:37] <Hazel Ninegate> Go raise her.
[22:37] * Anthony Suthers turns to his daughter "Amanda. Let's go home."
[22:37] <Hazel Ninegate> Leave them alone.
[22:38] * Anthony Suthers puts his hand around Amanda.
[22:38] <Anthony Suthers> Come on. Let's go. I need to explain a lot of things to you.
[22:38] * Eternal Sailor Quinox is now known as Matsumi Kaze
[22:38] <Captain Jack Harkness> Compassion from the devil?
[22:38] <Hazel Ninegate> Harkness.
[22:38] * the elevator dings and opens up
[22:38] <Hazel Ninegate> This collar of yours makes me your dog.
[22:38] *** Joanna Smithson has joined #suburbansenshi2
[22:38] <@spiritflame> irasshai Joanna Smithson
[22:38] <Joanna Smithson> what's all the noise????
[22:38] <Hazel Ninegate> I hate even looking at you, you... fixed point.
[22:39] * Amanda Sharlan frowns, "I guess you do..."
[22:39] <Matsumi Kaze> nothing..just nothing...
[22:39] * Eitak_Razal looks at Joanna Smithson.
[22:39] *** Joanna Smithson is tall young woman with long blond hair tied in a tight braid which ends with a green ribbon. She has blue green eyes and is in the exact image of Matsumi Kaze.
Her image Song is: .
[22:39] <Eitak_Razal> Nothing to see here. Go away
[22:39] <Joanna Smithson> ...well it sounded like something
[22:39] * Joanna Smithson is in baggy excercise clothes, soaked with sweat
[22:40] * Anthony Suthers looks over at Joanna, with the arrow still in his head.
[22:40] <Anthony Suthers> Please disperse, nothing to see here.
[22:40] <Joanna Smithson> ok...I guess
[22:40] * Joanna Smithson walks to the resturant
[22:41] <Suu> ...
[22:41] *** Noriko Sunrise-Xadium [noriko_sunrise-xadium@tokyo.japan.unit.org] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[22:41] <@spiritflame> irasshai Noriko Sunrise-Xadium
[22:41] * Noriko Sunrise-Xadium has her side nicely taped up.
[22:41] * Noriko Sunrise-Xadium looks over at Ninegate.
[22:41] * Amanda Sharlan hesitantly takes Tony's hand
[22:41] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> Hazenine.
[22:41] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> Lady Hazenine.
[22:41] * Joanna Smithson looks at the menu..and orders a parfiet
[22:41] <Hazel Ninegate> Very good.
[22:42] <Hazel Ninegate> Yes?
[22:42] * Suu sighs...
[22:42] <Suu> poor Amanda...
[22:42] * Noriko Sunrise-Xadium twists her mouth, not sure what to say.
[22:42] * Anthony Suthers walks over, pulling Amanda behind him.
[22:42] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> Get off this planet.
[22:42] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> While you still can.
[22:42] * Anthony Suthers pats Noriko on the back. "On your head. Not mine."
[22:43] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> Never touch me again, Suthers...
[22:43] <Noriko Sunrise-Xadium> Ever.
[22:43] <Anthony Suthers> Or you'll set loose a monster if I touch you again? I'll kep that in mind.
[22:43] * Noriko Sunrise-Xadium shivers, feeling it... that...
[22:43] * Noriko-Sunrise Xadium is now known as The Actuary
[22:43] <Anthony Suthers> Really? You really thought SHE was necessary?
[22:44] <Anthony Suthers> You could have just asked. I'd have told you. I wanted to help.
[22:44] <The Actuary> - Too late for that. -
[22:44] * Joanna Smithson gets her food..and starts to eat
[22:44] <Hazel Ninegate> ...Ohhhh~?
[22:44] * Hazel Ninegate looks at The Actuary.
[22:44] *** The Actuary is



More information about her is Here.
Her image Song is: 'Seven Nation Army (Retaliation Mix)' by The White Stripes.
[22:44] <Hazel Ninegate> Well now.... things just got an order of magnitide more interesting.
[22:45] <The Actuary> :/
[22:45] *** The Actuary [nsx@tokyo.japan.unit.org] has quit IRC (I am the Actuary. I balance the ledger of History.)
[22:45] * Joanna Smithson watches this, while trying to keep the now very baggy sweatshirt from dropping off her completely
[22:45] <Joanna Smithson> who was that?
[22:46] <Matsumi Kaze> nothing you have to worry about, Clone
[22:46] <Hazel Ninegate> Someone FUN!
[22:46] <Joanna Smithson> I have a name now you know
[22:46] * Amanda Sharlan glares at Hazel
[22:46] <Matsumi Kaze> ....a name?..what is it then?
[22:47] <Joanna Smithson> Joanna...Joanna Smithson.........apperently...I'm your twin sister
[22:47] <Matsumi Kaze> .....huh
[22:47] <Anthony Suthers> Oh.
[22:47] <Anthony Suthers> Actually, how would you like to be Matsumi who has renounced your Japanese life and decided to be reunited with your sister?
[22:47] <Joanna Smithson> at least according to my cover story thing
[22:48] <Joanna Smithson> hm? why would I want to give up my unique name?
[22:48] <Joanna Smithson> mmm this stuff is good!
[22:48] * Joanna Smithson keeps eating
[22:48] <Anthony Suthers> Because that is what you were created to do? To be Matsumi? Don't you want to fulfill your purpose?
[22:48] *** Suu [FourLeafClover@clampgakuen.ac.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Flying towards the future)
[22:48] <Joanna Smithson> my purpose is done
[22:49] <Anthony Suthers> An hour ago, I'd have said the same thing.
[22:49] * Anthony Suthers shakes his head sadly.
[22:49] <Joanna Smithson> my only purpose was go to the show instead of Matsumi
[22:49] <Anthony Suthers> I hope you were not too scared. We tried our best.
[22:49] <Matsumi Kaze> which you did well
[22:49] <Anthony Suthers> Did you like the foo----No.
[22:49] <Joanna Smithson> I was a bit
[22:49] <Anthony Suthers> No. We are leaving. Come on, Amanda.
[22:50] *** Anthony Suthers [Anthony@WhateverIsNecessary.gov] has quit IRC (Nice Work, Harkness. I'll do my absolute best not to rub this in your face when she invents some device to initiate some good-old-fashioned genocide.)
[22:50] <Eitak_Razal> A clone... So now we have 2 sailor Qs?
[22:50] <Captain Jack Harkness> Look who's talking, a[BLEEP]le!
[22:50] <Eitak_Razal> I'm totally lost
[22:50] *** Amanda Sharlan has left #suburbansenshi2
[22:51] <Joanna Smithson> well...let me check
[22:51] <Joanna Smithson> what were those words again?
[22:51] <Matsumi Kaze> Q planet power make up
[22:51] * Eitak_Razal shrugs
[22:51] <David O`Cain> I'm not sure how to even comprehend all this, nor have the words to describe it all.
[22:51] <Joanna Smithson> ok
[22:51] <Joanna Smithson> Q PLANET POWER!!! MAAAAAAAKE UPPPPPP
[22:51] * Joanna Smithson does not transform
[22:52] <Joanna Smithson> guess not
[22:52] <Matsumi Kaze> sailor crystals don't clone
[22:53] <Matsumi Kaze> so..Joanna...here
[22:53] <Matsumi Kaze> is completely human
[22:53] <Eitak_Razal> .... Aside from Hazel cloneing the Silver Crystal?
[22:53] <Eitak_Razal> They really don't clone?
[22:53] <David O`Cain> Wait, what?
[22:54] <Matsumi Kaze> the silver crystal isn't a sailor crystal...I don't think at least
[22:54] <David O`Cain> If it isn't a sailor crystal, Matsumi, then...what is it instead?
[22:55] <Matsumi Kaze> like I know?
[22:56] * Joanna Smithson finishes the meal
[22:57] <Eitak_Razal> Since when do you have a clone?
[22:57] <Eitak_Razal> And why?
[22:59] <Matsumi Kaze> she was created to go instead of me to the showing of prometheus
[22:59] <Matsumi Kaze> and in case something bad happened I wouldn't get killed
[22:59] * Joanna Smithson just nods, standing and holding up her nearly falling off pants
[23:00] <Eitak_Razal> That's stupid
[23:00] * Joanna Smithson and Matsumi Kaze look at Eitak "stupid?"
[23:00] <Eitak_Razal> Yes
[23:00] <Eitak_Razal> Or should I say. Irresponsable
[23:01] <Matsumi Kaze> well I'm not the one who created the clone
[23:02] <David O`Cain> Who did?
[23:02] <Matsumi Kaze> Noriko comissined her
[23:02] <Joanna Smithson> ..anyone know where I can sleep tonight?
[23:03] <Matsumi Kaze> there's a sleeping bag in my room..you can sleep there tonight till we can figure things out
[23:04] <Eitak_Razal> Or you can barrow one of the spare rooms..
[23:04] <Eitak_Razal> THeres and empty one on my floor
[23:04] <Joanna Smithson> aaand that is?
[23:05] *** Simon Kerrick has joined #suburbansenshi2
[23:05] <@spiritflame> irasshai Simon Kerrick
[23:05] <Simon Kerrick> Hey, judging by the smell of smoke, it's been an interesting Night.
[23:05] <Simon Kerrick> Hi Matsumi. Hi Matsumi.
[23:05] <Simon Kerrick> !
[23:05] *** Sarah Christensson has joined #suburbansenshi2
[23:05] <@spiritflame> irasshai Sarah Christensson
[23:05] * Sarah Christensson wanders in "hello matsy.....hi Matsy"
[23:05] * Sarah Christensson freezes...looks...and faints
[23:05] <Eitak_Razal> ....
[23:06] <David O`Cain> Hoo boy.
[23:06] <Eitak_Razal> We really going to do that gag twice?
[23:06] <Simon Kerrick> Hey look, she's unconscious.
[23:06] * Matsumi Kaze and Joanna Smithson rush over to Sarah "GRANDMA!!!"
[23:06] * ThePaleElf catches Sarah
[23:06] <Matsumi Kaze> I'll go get some water...Joanna...you stay near here
[23:06] <Joanna Smithson> right!
[23:07] <Simon Kerrick> Wow, actually, I CAN tell them apart.
[23:07] <Simon Kerrick> Seriously, I knew I was going to be cloned, but I guess something went wrong.
[23:08] * Simon Kerrick jumps down from the rail, and waltzes over to Joanna Smithson.
[23:08] <David O`Cain> The hell you babbling about, Kerrick?
[23:08] * Joanna Smithson is fanning Sarah
[23:08] <Simon Kerrick> Howdy, d[BLEEP]khead!
[23:09] * Matsumi Kaze returns with some water "Mormeril...can you sit her up a bit?"
[23:09] * Joanna Smithson blinks "huh???"
[23:09] <Simon Kerrick> Sorry, not you. I'm curious. What's your name, Miss?
[23:09] <Joanna Smithson> my name is Joanna
[23:10] <Simon Kerrick> Nice to meet you Joanna! My name is Simon!
[23:10] <Simon Kerrick> Have you heard of me?
[23:10] * Simon Kerrick grins.
[23:10] <Joanna Smithson> you are Simon Kerrick
[23:10] * Simon Kerrick nods. "And?"
[23:10] <Joanna Smithson> you're a magic user..Matsumi has met you several times
[23:11] <Simon Kerrick> Yup, yup.
[23:11] <Simon Kerrick> Do you know a person named "Gemini Sunrise?"
[23:11] <Joanna Smithson> yes
[23:11] <Joanna Smithson> I do
[23:11] <Sarah Christensson> ugh....my...head
[23:11] <Matsumi Kaze> here..drink this
[23:11] * Matsumi Kaze offers Sarah the water
[23:11] * Sarah Christensson starts to drink it down
[23:12] <Simon Kerrick> Howdy Sarah! Bad news, though.
[23:12] <ThePaleElf> You alright Sarah?
[23:12] <Sarah Christensson> huh?
[23:12] <Sarah Christensson> mormeril....w..what's the bad news?
[23:12] <Simon Kerrick> If I could look like Matsumi to make her faint again, I'd do it.
[23:13] <Simon Kerrick> Yeah, Mormeril. What's the bad new?
[23:14] <ThePaleElf> I don't know. You're the one that mentioned bad news
[23:14] <Sarah Christensson> someone..just tell me
[23:15] <Simon Kerrick> Okay. The bad news is that you need to say goodbye to your granddaughter.
[23:15] <Sarah Christensson> what...do you mean?
[23:16] <Simon Kerrick> Well. Look who is fanning you.
[23:16] * Sarah Christensson looks at Joanna..then Matsumi...and faints
[23:17] <ThePaleElf> ......
[23:17] <Matsumi Kaze> gaaah not again!
[23:17] <ThePaleElf> Simon...
[23:17] * Simon Kerrick laughs nastily.
[23:17] * ThePaleElf makes sure Sarah doesn't fall
[23:17] * David O`Cain facepalms, "Idiot."
[23:17] <ThePaleElf> If I wasn't holding her, I'd punch you
[23:17] <Matsumi Kaze> now that was just mean
[23:17] * Joanna Smithson punches Simon
[23:17] * Simon Kerrick catches her fist and squeezes.
[23:18] <Joanna Smithson> ow ow ow ow ow
[23:18] <Joanna Smithson> ><
[23:18] * Simon Kerrick lets go.
[23:18] <Joanna Smithson> hey that hurt!
[23:18] <Simon Kerrick> I didnt' think she'd faint again. At least we caught her, right?
[23:18] <Simon Kerrick> Well, yeah, that's why I did it.
[23:19] <Simon Kerrick> She really does faint a lot, doesn't she?
[23:20] <Simon Kerrick> Well, you guys can sort this out. I'm going to check out that huge crater on the beach.
[23:20] * Simon Kerrick is away 
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[23:21] <@spiritflame> irasshai The Actuary
[23:21] <Matsumi Kaze> Mormeril..will you take my grandma up to her bedroom?
[23:21] * The Actuary sits on one of the sofas tiredly.
[23:21] <ThePaleElf> Sure
[23:21] * ThePaleElf is away 
[23:22] <@spiritflame> ATTENTION: Hulking Figure is already registered. Check your password or enter a new name.
[23:22] <David O`Cain> Christ, Kerrick's getting more idiotic daily. Or scatterbrained, whatever.
[23:22] *** Sarah Christensson has left #suburbansenshi2
[23:22] <Hulking Figure> Matsumi? Matsumi?
[23:22] *** Hulking Figure [SometimesForever@WearyWalker.net] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[23:22] <@spiritflame> irasshai Hulking Figure
[23:22] * The Actuary shugs
[23:22] * Joanna Smithson and Matsumi Kaze look at Dimitri
[23:22] * Hulking Figure nervously waves. "Er. Hi."
[23:23] <Hulking Figure> Is this your sister that I heard about, or not?
[23:23] * ThePaleElf is back
[23:23] <Matsumi Kaze> oh..this is my..other sister..Joanna!
[23:23] <Joanna Smithson> heya..you're Dimitri, right?
[23:24] *** Pink Lion [undyingloyalty@historyrepeats.net] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[23:24] <@spiritflame> irasshai Pink Lion
[23:25] * Pink Lion peaks into the lobby
[23:26] <The Actuary> Hello.
[23:26] <Hulking Figure> Yes.
[23:26] * Joanna Smithson walks over to Actuary, still holding up her baggy sweat pants "..you alright?"
[23:28] * Matsumi Kaze opens a ginger ale
[23:28] * Hulking Figure loses his nerve, and sits down on the futon.
[23:29] <Joanna Smithson> you seem...pretty stressed
[23:30] <Matsumi Kaze> so what's up, Dimitri
[23:30] * @mango-chan is back
[23:30] <@mango-chan> Dimitri?
[23:30] <Hulking Figure> Nothing, I guess. Nothing.
[23:30] * @mango-chan looks around for the kitten!
[23:31] <Joanna Smithson> ..hello?...helloooo
[23:31] * Joanna Smithson waves her hand in front of Acutary
[23:31] *** Pink Lion [undyingloyalty@historyrepeats.net] has left #suburbansenshi2 (To be in such an unusual time and place...)
[23:31] <The Actuary> Sorry
[23:32] <The Actuary> was thinking.
[23:32] <@mango-chan> Where'd he go? I was going to get him some milk....
[23:32] <The Actuary> Hello... Joanna.
[23:32] <Joanna Smithson> hi....noriko..right?
[23:33] * Hulking Figure looks at The Actuary.
[23:33] *** The Actuary is



More information about her is Here.
Her image Song is: 'Seven Nation Army (Retaliation Mix)' by The White Stripes.
[23:33] <The Actuary> Yes.
[23:34] <Joanna Smithson> ..what happened after I went down to the basement?
[23:34] * @mango-chan sighs
[23:34] * Matsumi Kaze turns on the TV
[23:34] <@mango-chan> I guess there's no kitty here.
[23:35] <The Actuary> Har Har
[23:35] * mango-chan looks at Joanna Smithson.
[23:35] *** Joanna Smithson is tall young woman with long blond hair tied in a tight braid which ends with a green ribbon. She has blue green eyes and is in the exact image of Matsumi Kaze.
Her image Song is: .
[23:35] <The Actuary> There was... an incident.
[23:35] <Joanna Smithson> incident?
[23:36] * Joanna Smithson briefly lets go of her sweatpants, which nearly fall down before she quickly grabs them again ><
[23:36] <The Actuary> You need a belt.
[23:36] <Joanna Smithson> well...to be honest..I don't own any clothes
[23:37] * mango-chan looks at Hulking Figure.
[23:37] *** Hulking Figure is Hulking Figure is massive brute who stands 7'2 high. He looks like he could be hit by a train and survive. He has long hair in a ponytail and tearing musculature. Mostly trying to come to terms with what his is and does, he looks into the distance.
His image Song is: "Angel of Darkness".
[23:37] <Matsumi Kaze> well you were wearing all my clothes
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[23:38] <@spiritflame> irasshai MusicArtisan
[23:38] * MusicArtisan looks at The Actuary.
[23:38] *** The Actuary is



More information about her is Here.
Her image Song is: 'Seven Nation Army (Retaliation Mix)' by The White Stripes.
[23:38] <Joanna Smithson> well yeah..I was pretending to be you
[23:39] <Matsumi Kaze> so what are you going to do?...do you even HAVE a job?
[23:39] <Joanna Smithson> well...
[23:40] * Hulking Figure walks off, sighing.
[23:40] *** Hulking Figure [SometimesForever@WearyWalker.net] has quit IRC (The most powerful foe any of us shall face is the specter of our own weakness and insignificance.)
[23:40] <@mango-chan> where's he going?
[23:41] <The Actuary> He doesn't know which one to ogloe any longer.
[23:41] <The Actuary> ^ogle.
[23:41] <The Actuary> Or more likely, he's annoyed that she's not unique.
[23:41] <The Actuary> Any longer.
[23:41] * Joanna Smithson and Matsumi Kaze look at each other
[23:42] <Joanna Smithson> you know what..maybe I should..just get some sleep
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[23:42] <@spiritflame> irasshai Adorable Kitten
[23:42] * Adorable Kitten looks up at Joanna Smithson, and wiggles his tail.
[23:42] <@mango-chan> Kitty!
[23:42] <David O`Cain> Heh, no more creepy looks towards Matsumi for Dimitri.
[23:42] * MusicArtisan throws a toy filled with catnip at the kitten
[23:43] * Joanna Smithson heads upstairs "..where's the sleeping bag again, Matsumi?"
[23:43] <Matsumi Kaze> in the closet
[23:43] * Joanna Smithson nods
[23:43] *** Joanna Smithson has left #suburbansenshi2 (the start of my own life...and it feels stressful)
[23:43] <The Actuary> Oh, he's made his choice.
[23:43] <Matsumi Kaze> ...
[23:43] <The Actuary> Joanna, mind the under-tail spot.
[23:43] * Indigo is back
[23:43] <Matsumi Kaze> Noriko what am I going to do with her
[23:44] <The Actuary> Settle her into her new life.
[23:44] * Adorable Kitten sniffs the Cat-Nip toy, and emits a teensy sneeze.
[23:44] * Indigo is carrying her cat into the lobby
[23:44] <Matsumi Kaze> I can't have her living in my room...
[23:44] * Adorable Kitten wrinkles his whiskers.
[23:44] <The Actuary> Oh my.
[23:44] <The Actuary> Can I stand the cute.
[23:44] *** Pink Lion [undyingloyalty@historyrepeats.net] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[23:44] <@spiritflame> irasshai Pink Lion
[23:44] <Indigo> So I decided to rename my kitten
[23:44] <The Actuary> Sadly, yes.
[23:44] *** Freya [CatGirl1@QTech.com] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[23:44] <@spiritflame> irasshai Freya
[23:45] <Indigo> It's been a few years...
[23:45] <The Actuary> What is he named now?
[23:45] * Freya pads over to Matsumi
[23:45] <The Actuary> "Master Shredder?"
[23:45] * Matsumi Kaze picks up Freya
[23:45] * David O`Cain chuckles
[23:45] * Adorable Kitten pulls the cat-nip toy under the sofa, and meows loudly, running around across the floor fast enough that his fuzz is blown back.
[23:45] <Adorable Kitten> :D
[23:45] * Indigo puts down her kitten
[23:46] * Lucy meows and stretches herself out
[23:46] * Adorable Kitten looks with jealousy and suspicion at the other kitten. :(
[23:46] * Pink Lion picks up Dimitri with a wide grin
[23:46] <Pink Lion> Hello~~
[23:46] * Lucy watches the other cat
[23:46] * Lucy simply licks her paws
[23:47] <MusicArtisan> Lottie...
[23:47] <Matsumi Kaze> heck.....she's going to need a JOB
[23:47] <Indigo> See? There can be a cat pile.
[23:47] <MusicArtisan> if you really want a kitten...
[23:47] <@mango-chan> Do you really want that?
[23:47] <MusicArtisan> We can go to the pet store.
[23:47] <MusicArtisan> I don't trust that damn Dimitri not to bite you! >\
[23:47] <Indigo> Though it looks like that cat prefers human company
[23:48] * Pink Lion frowns at Jack
[23:48] <Pink Lion> Will you go up to the room and find me something warm to wear?
[23:49] * Adorable Kitten sniffs Pink Lion's toe, and looks up at her.
[23:49] <Adorable Kitten> :3
[23:49] * MusicArtisan sighs and nods "I guess..."
[23:50] * MusicArtisan is away: getting a sweater for my darling wife
[23:50] <@mango-chan> You might cause furries like Motoki to come around...
[23:50] * Pink Lion lifts the kitten off the floor and smiles
[23:50] * Indigo frowns.
[23:50] <Pink Lion> You're so adorable...
[23:51] * Adorable Kitten licks her hands.
[23:51] <Indigo> best not to interfere with love.
[23:51] * Adorable Kitten purrs softly.
[23:51] <Indigo> Right.
[23:51] <Matsumi Kaze> so what do I do.....Hideki was already..feeling strange to see a copy of me sleeping in the living room floor
[23:51] <@mango-chan> What?
[23:51] * Indigo goes upstairs
[23:51] <The Actuary> Send her to America for a time?
[23:51] * Pink Lion giggles, "You're so cute...and you're so small...I don't think you biting me would hurt anything..."
[23:52] *** Indigo [magmaqueen@snowyfields.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (no I'm not going to interfere any longer.)
[23:52] <Matsumi Kaze> how long..
[23:52] <Matsumi Kaze> I don't want her to go there and get into some sort of trouble...
[23:52] <Adorable Kitten> >.>
[23:52] * @mango-chan watches her go
[23:53] * Adorable Kitten snuggles up to Lotties neck, and takes refuge underneath her hair, purring.
[23:53] <The Actuary> Well, your sister could use a sister she can relate to...
[23:53] * @mango-chan picks up Lucy, only to get nasty sharp claws in her arms
[23:53] <Matsumi Kaze> how do I explain it to her
[23:53] <Matsumi Kaze> or any of my family
[23:53] <@mango-chan> Oh right you're impaling me aren't you...
[23:53] * Adorable Kitten licks the bottom of Lottie's ear, and purrs.
[23:53] <Matsumi Kaze> ..she'll still need a job as well....
[23:53] * Pink Lion giggles, it tickles
[23:54] * The Actuary gives Matsumi a bottle of Retcon.
[23:54] <The Actuary> Use it wisely.
[23:54] * Matsumi Kaze blinks
[23:54] * @mango-chan watches the claws that just went through her arms retract.
[23:54] * Matsumi Kaze nods slowly
[23:54] <Matsumi Kaze> ...how long should I sent Joanna
[23:54] <Matsumi Kaze> *send
[23:54] * @mango-chan sits down!
[23:55] * Adorable Kitten nibbles Lottie's ear, and plays with the hair on the back of her neck.
[23:55] * @mango-chan keeps petting the cat even though she's trying to tear the girl apart
[23:55] <Lucy> mrrrrowwwww >:(
[23:55] <The Actuary> As long as you think she needs.
[23:56] * MusicArtisan is back
[23:56] <Matsumi Kaze> maybe a week or so...
[23:56] * Adorable Kitten stays really quiet., and hides among Lottie's hair.
[23:57] <Matsumi Kaze> I'll need to get tickets
[23:57] * MusicArtisan is away 
[23:57] * Pink Lion giggles and reaches up to Dimitri, "It couldn't hurt that much..."
[23:58] * Adorable Kitten watches Jack while hiding amid Lottie's pink hair. He bats his tail, and worms down into the collar of her shirt.
[23:58] <Adorable Kitten> >.>
[23:58] <spiritflame> Adorable Kitten rolls 1d10 [ 3 ]
[23:58] <Adorable Kitten> ....
[23:58] <Matsumi Kaze> ..heh...why am I feeling scared for her
[23:58] * Feeling of incredible euphoria comes over Pink Lion.
[23:58] * MusicArtisan is back
[23:58] <Matsumi Kaze> ..I mean she's just a clone
[23:59] <Matsumi Kaze> ..why suddenly am I feeling worried
[23:59] <The Actuary> She's a real person.
[23:59] <@mango-chan> Where did the kitty go...?
[23:59] * MusicArtisan brings Lottie's sweater to her, only to find the kitten in the collar of Lottie's shirt
[23:59] <MusicArtisan> HEY
[23:59] * Lucy narrows her eyes
[23:59] <The Actuary> Careful, Dimitri is copping a feel.
[00:00] * Lucy hisses at the other cat
[00:00] <David O`Cain> Or sampling.
[00:00] * Adorable Kitten hisses at Jack, and then at the other cat, his little grey muzzle stained red.
[00:00] * MusicArtisan sees the blood and GRABS Dmitri
[00:01] <MusicArtisan> BA[BLEEP]RD! YOU DARE BITE MY WIFE!?
[00:01] <MusicArtisan> AFTER I WARNED YOU?
[00:01] * Pink Lion stares in surprise...
[00:01] <@mango-chan> Hey!
[00:01] * @mango-chan gets up and takes the kitten from the other guy
[00:01] * Matsumi Kaze hugs Freya a bit
[00:02] <@mango-chan> Don't you hurt Dimitri!
[00:02] <MusicArtisan> HE BIT MY WIFE
[00:02] * @mango-chan at least
[00:02] * @mango-chan tries to take him
[00:02] * Adorable Kitten trembles in Mango's hand, holding his ears back.
[00:02] <MusicArtisan> AFTER I WARNED HIM
[00:02] <@mango-chan> Cats bite people all the time!
[00:02] <David O`Cain> And drink blood?
[00:02] <MusicArtisan> HE'S A VAMPIRE
[00:03] * @mango-chan puts him on her shoulder and pets the kitten
[00:03] * MusicArtisan summons oz
[00:03] *** Oz [b-rabbit@abyss.net] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[00:03] <@spiritflame> irasshai Oz
[00:03] * Adorable Kitten snuggles up against Mango's ear, and purrs right into it.
[00:03] * Oz is now known as BRabbit
[00:03] * Adorable Kitten looks at Oz.
[00:03] *** Oz is a black rabbit plushie with red eyes and a white ribbon tied in a bow about his neck. He is unable to move on his own and is normally only seen if Jack brings him out.
His image Song is: "Swear to... " by Junko Minagawa.
[00:03] <@mango-chan> That's an unreasonable statement!
[00:03] <@mango-chan> Look, he's scared!
[00:04] * @mango-chan keeps petting him behind the ears
[00:04] <MusicArtisan> HE DRANK MY WIFE'S BLOOD
[00:04] <MusicArtisan> Oz, attack.
[00:04] * Adorable Kitten trembles, frightened by the sudden motion. He tries to hold on, with his tiny paws.
[00:04] <@mango-chan> Is she mortally wounded?
[00:04] <@mango-chan> She looks just fine
[00:05] * BRabbit raises his scythe
[00:05] * @mango-chan sits down still holding Dimitri and uses her metal hand to sketch an alchemy circle
[00:05] <MusicArtisan> My wife is also pregnant.
[00:05] <@mango-chan> I don't care! That's not reason for animal cruelty!
[00:06] <MusicArtisan> HE'S A VAMPIRE
[00:06] * Adorable Kitten MEOWS loudly in fear, and jumps into the crevices between the sofa cushoins.
[00:07] * @mango-chan alchemizes a barrier around the sofa and winds up putting herself in a bunker
[00:07] * BRabbit brings his scythe down to the couch that Dmitri is hiding in
[00:07] * Adorable Kitten crams his tiny body into the space, and tries to hide from the scary thing!
[00:07] *** mango-chan is carrying:
--------------------------------------------
1. Coconut
2. Coconut the CD player
3. Hanzo
4. Empty
5. LARGE KEY
6. Gondola
7. Excalibolg
8.
9.
10.
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Assets: G¥33870 .
[00:08] * @mango-chan grabs Excalibolg
[00:08] <@mango-chan> Call off your rabbit!
[00:08] * Hazel Ninegate blinks
[00:08] <@mango-chan> Or I beat it up!
[00:08] <Hazel Ninegate> So this is what they do for fun
[00:08] <The Actuary> ...Yes.
[00:08] <Matsumi Kaze> hm?
[00:08] <MusicArtisan> Go ahead! TRY
[00:08] <Thrash> oh so you're back
[00:08] *** Thrash has joined #suburbansenshi2
[00:08] <@spiritflame> irasshai Thrash
[00:08] < BRabbit> ♦ Jack...
[00:09] * Thrash is fidding with what appears to be a radio
[00:09] <MusicArtisan> What, Oz?
[00:09] * MusicArtisan is FURIOUS
[00:09] <Thrash> since when did you get back
[00:09] * @mango-chan swings the club at the rabbit!
[00:09] <spiritflame> @mango-chan rolls 1d20 [ 1 ]
[00:10] * @mango-chan misses. horrendously
[00:10] <Thrash> grrr....this thing....
[00:10] * BRabbit does as order and slashes at the couch again
[00:10] * Pink Lion is still staring in surprise
[00:10] <spiritflame> BRabbit rolls 1d20 [ 6 ]
[00:10] <@mango-chan> Hey! I said stop!
[00:11] <David O`Cain> Try checking the batteries, Thrash. Maybe they're placed in backwards.
[00:11] * BRabbit slices again, doing as ordered
[00:11] <Hazel Ninegate> Ahh Lord Thrash. Hello.
[00:11] <spiritflame> BRabbit rolls 1d20 [ 12 ]
[00:11] * Hazel Ninegate grins
[00:11] * Thrash turns to Hazel and Actuary "do either of you have a paper clip"
[00:11] * @mango-chan tackles the rabbit!
[00:11] <Pink Lion> J-Jack...
[00:11] * BRabbit manages to slice the couch in half this time
[00:11] <spiritflame> @mango-chan rolls 1d20 [ 9 ]
[00:11] * BRabbit bats away Mango
[00:11] * Scratching sound is heard in one of the halves of the couch.
[00:12] * BRabbit slices at the half ot the couch that he hears scratching in
[00:12] <@mango-chan> I won't allow it!
[00:12] <@mango-chan> You're going to kill a poor innocent kitten!
[00:12] <spiritflame> BRabbit rolls 1d20 [ 13 ]
[00:12] * @mango-chan swings at the rabbit's head!
[00:12] <spiritflame> @mango-chan rolls 1d20 [ 16 ]
[00:12] *** Hulking Figure [SometimesForever@WearyWalker.net] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[00:12] <@spiritflame> irasshai Hulking Figure
[00:12] <Hulking Figure> Stop.
[00:12] * MusicArtisan looks to lottie
[00:13] * BRabbit growls at Mango as he's hit
[00:13] * Hulking Figure steps out of the sofa cushions, swelling in size until he takes a human shape.
[00:13] <@mango-chan> ...
[00:13] * @mango-chan stops
[00:13] <Thrash> so Ninegates..still causing chaos wherever you go?
[00:14] * Thrash keeps fiddling with the radio
[00:14] <@mango-chan> Wait you're the kitten?
[00:14] <MusicArtisan> Lottie?
[00:14] <Hazel Ninegate> Hmm, not surprised at seeing me alive, then?
[00:14] <The Actuary> ...yes. That's the kitten.
[00:14] <The Actuary> Do you get it now?
[00:15] <David O`Cain> Meet Dimitri, the shapeshifting bloodsucking vampire, Mango.
[00:15] <@mango-chan> ...
[00:15] <Thrash> Hazal....I went through alot since we last met
[00:15] * @mango-chan walks up to him
[00:15] <Thrash> including dealing with Lord Omega
[00:15] <The Actuary> ...She probably think it's cool.
[00:15] * Hulking Figure looks very sad.
[00:15] <Thrash> your resurrection does not surprise me
[00:15] <Hazel Ninegate> "Hazel".
[00:15] <Hazel Ninegate> "Hazel Ninegate."
[00:15] <Hazel Ninegate> Singular.
[00:15] * @mango-chan stands on the couch to try and look him in the eyes
[00:15] <Thrash> yes yes Hazel
[00:15] * BRabbit glares at Dmitri
[00:15] * @mango-chan gives him a hug
[00:16] <Thrash> now do you have a paperclip?
[00:16] <The Actuary> ...I knew it.
[00:16] * Hulking Figure is amazed by this.
[00:16] <@Ryan> i await coconut twelvegates
[00:16] * Hazel Ninegate tosses him one.
[00:16] <Hulking Figure> . "Why?"
[00:16] <The Actuary> ...Because she's nice. And insane. Nicely insane.
[00:17] * Pink Lion walks away
[00:17] <@mango-chan> Because everyone needs a friend.
[00:17] *** Pink Lion [undyingloyalty@historyrepeats.net] has quit IRC (There will come a day when we will all understand...)
[00:17] * Hulking Figure looks immensely saddened.
[00:17] <Hulking Figure> Well, you can stop fighting now.
[00:17] <@mango-chan> Vamires, too.
[00:17] <@mango-chan> Vampires^
[00:18] <@mango-chan> Hey!
[00:18] <Hulking Figure> Thank you.
[00:18] * MusicArtisan curses "Oz, forget it.
[00:18] * MusicArtisan chases after Lottie
[00:18] <@Ryan> i cannot disagree with that everyone needs a friend logic
[00:18] <Hulking Figure> I'll apologize to Lottie later. I was so hungry...
[00:18] *** MusicArtisan [vessalius@abyss.net] has quit IRC (Lottie!)
[00:18] <@Ryan> charles manson does not ened a friend
[00:18] <@Ryan> WAIT
[00:18] * @mango-chan smiles!
[00:18] <Hulking Figure> And she kept on asking me and asking me.
[00:18] <@Ryan> I MEANT I DISAGREE
[00:18] <@Ryan> LMAO
[00:19] <@mango-chan> See?
[00:19] * Hulking Figure sits down on half of the sofa.
[00:19] <@mango-chan> And vampires need to eat
[00:19] * BRabbit shrinks back down
[00:19] <@mango-chan> There's nothing wrong with that
[00:19] * BRabbit is now known as Oz
[00:19] * Hulking Figure looks to see how big Oz is.
[00:19] <@Ryan> are we in oz now
[00:19] <Oz> ♦ ...And I get left behind again
[00:19] <@Ryan> does that mean we shouldn't drop the soap
[00:19] <@Ryan> because i only recongize one oz
[00:19] <@Ryan> and that's the prison
[00:19] * Oz is the size of a standard child's plush rabbit
[00:20] <David O`Cain> Not even The Wizard of Oz, Ryan?
[00:20] <Oz> ♦ I was named Oz
[00:20] * Hulking Figure compares this size to BRabbit.
[00:20] <@Ryan> david you would be a whore to recognize the wizard of oz
[00:20] <@Ryan> now i must send you to the prison named oz
[00:20] <@Ryan> don't drop the soap
[00:20] * Oz is almost as tall as the room in his chain form
[00:22] * Hulking Figure stops considering what he was considering, and just sits quietly on the sofa.
[00:22] <Hulking Figure> That's very nice of you to give me a hug, Robot girl.
[00:22] <The Actuary> Shes' not a robot.
[00:22] <The Actuary> She lost two limbs.
[00:22] <@mango-chan> You're welcome! But I'm not a robot
[00:23] * @mango-chan alchemizes her metal arm into a blade and cuts her hand
[00:23] <@mango-chan> See?
[00:23] <@mango-chan> Not a robot!
[00:23] <Hulking Figure> !!!!
[00:24] <ThePaleElf> Bad Idea to cut yourself around a vampire
[00:24] * Thrash finally gets the radio to work...which starts to play a jaunty piece
[00:25] * @mango-chan however watches the wound heal
[00:25] <@mango-chan> But I'm not human either.
[00:26] * Hulking Figure watches, fascinated.
[00:27] <@mango-chan> See? :D
[00:27] <@mango-chan> I'm just really really weird
[00:27] <@mango-chan> Nothing wrong with being weird
[00:28] * Hulking Figure smiles weakly.
[00:28] <Hulking Figure> Do you have any blood?
[00:29] <Hazel Ninegate> she would be an excellent farm animal.
[00:29] <@mango-chan> Yes I do!
[00:29] <Hazel Ninegate> Catch her, cut her, bleed her out, let her heal up, rince and repeat~
[00:29] <@mango-chan> and
[00:29] <@mango-chan> You can't kill me!
[00:29] <@mango-chan> so
[00:29] * Thrash plucks a hair from Hazel's head
[00:29] * @mango-chan holds her arm out
[00:29] <Hazel Ninegate> ...
[00:30] <Hazel Ninegate> Why did you take a hair.
[00:30] * Hulking Figure is now known as Cloying Mist
[00:30] * Cloying Mist sifts through the floor.
[00:30] * Cloying Mist is away 
[00:30] <Thrash> I need something to connect the circuts
[00:30] <Thrash> your hair will do
[00:31] <@mango-chan> Where did he go?
[00:31] * Thrash uses the hair as a circut connector
[00:31] <Hazel Ninegate> He ran away. Probably pondering the idea I put in his head.
[00:32] <@mango-chan> Oh.
[00:33] *** MusicArtisan [vessalius@abyss.net] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[00:33] <@spiritflame> irasshai MusicArtisan
[00:34] * MusicArtisan has a blanket and pillow
[00:34] * MusicArtisan claims a random, non-damaged, couch and lies down
[00:34] <MusicArtisan> I'll sleep here then.
[00:34] * MusicArtisan pulls the blanket over his head
[00:34] *** MusicArtisan [vessalius@abyss.net] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Don't seek what you don't wish to know...)
[00:40] * Oz is now known as BRabbit
[00:40] * BRabbit grabs Jack
[00:40] <BRabbit> ♦ I will not witness that again.
[00:41] * BRabbit carries Jack up to his room, somehow managing to fit in the elevator
[00:41] *** BRabbit [b-rabbit@abyss.net] has left #suburbansenshi2
[00:42] <Thrash> so what manner of insanity are you planning this time, Hazel...also...
[00:42] <Thrash> setting fire to the Burning Empire.....WHY..was that just to be ironic or create a pun or something of the style?
[00:44] * Hazel Ninegate taps the bomb-collar on her neck
[00:45] <Hazel Ninegate> I can't really do anything.
[00:45] <Hazel Ninegate> At least until I remove this.
[00:45] <Thrash> so trapped like a puppy on a leash
[00:45] <Simon Kerrick> Well, look who's alive.
[00:45] *** Simon Kerrick has joined #suburbansenshi2
[00:45] <@spiritflame> irasshai Simon Kerrick
[00:46] <Simon Kerrick> I'd thrown away your birthday presents!
[00:46] <Simon Kerrick> That IS you, isn't it?
[00:46] <Hazel Ninegate> Heh.
[00:46] <Hazel Ninegate> Yes.
[00:46] <Simon Kerrick> Nice jewelry.
[00:46] * Simon Kerrick points to her collar.
[00:46] <Simon Kerrick> Mind was better.
[00:46] <Simon Kerrick> ^mine
[00:47] <Simon Kerrick> I take it you remember me?
[00:47] <Simon Kerrick> Something really cool happened after you left.
[00:47] <Simon Kerrick> - I WON. -
[00:48] * Simon Kerrick laughs, triumphantly.
[00:49] <Hazel Ninegate> Oh, are you immortal now?
[00:49] <Hazel Ninegate> Good for you!
[00:49] <Simon Kerrick> Damn right!
[00:49] * Simon Kerrick is now known as Newborn Lich
[00:49] <Newborn Lich> You know. The person who killed you was afraid of me.
[00:50] <Hazel Ninegate> I never saw that person's face.
[00:50] * Newborn Lich shrugs. "I'll tell you who they were."
[00:50] <Hazel Ninegate> But I think I know who it was.
[00:51] <Hazel Ninegate> Oh?
[00:51] <Newborn Lich> Take your guess. I think it's best to know who your enemies are.
[00:51] <Hazel Ninegate> That clone hand of mine.
[00:52] <Newborn Lich> Huh. Yeah.
[00:52] <Newborn Lich> It's a person now, though.
[00:52] <Newborn Lich> I guess I should really learn from your example.
[00:52] <Newborn Lich> If you suspected somebody was going to do you in, and didn't elminate them, they were able to off you.
[00:53] <Hazel Ninegate> I didn't expec tthem to be mobile.
[00:53] <Hazel Ninegate> they were to be a spare body.
[00:53] <Hazel Ninegate> nothing more.
[00:53] <Newborn Lich> Ooooh!
[00:53] <Newborn Lich> They are going to try to clone me.
[00:53] <Newborn Lich> A dead man!
[00:54] <Newborn Lich> A man dead for almost a year, who runs on the opposite of life.
[00:54] <Newborn Lich> Just curious. Do you think they could succeed?
[00:54] <Hazel Ninegate> Probably, if they're just copying DNA.
[00:55] <Hazel Ninegate> It will probably end up mortal, though.
[00:55] <Newborn Lich> Uh. What?
[00:55] <Newborn Lich> Look, there is magic that can make an alternate body, but you need to be alive.
[00:55] <Newborn Lich> How do you think they are going to...
[00:55] * Newborn Lich walks over closer to Hazel.
[00:56] <Hazel Ninegate> ....
[00:56] <Newborn Lich> You know. You seemed pretty amoral. I am curious.
[00:56] <Newborn Lich> What do you think they are going to tell this clone when they wake up?
[00:56] <Hazel Ninegate> You really need a science textbook.
[00:56] <Newborn Lich> I heard Jedite say that they were going to make it a midgest or something.
[00:56] <Newborn Lich> Or really fat?
[00:56] <Newborn Lich> Kind of strange, really?
[00:56] <Newborn Lich> I wonder what they are going to say to it? "Hi. We made you ugly to insult this person. Please have a fun life."
[00:57] <Hazel Ninegate> Probably.
[00:57] <Hazel Ninegate> Jedite is an a[BLEEP]le among a[BLEEP]les.
[00:57] <Newborn Lich> I mean... it's my clone... so if that individual has the same reactions I WOULD, then it's going to he super-duper hilarious wwatching it try to kill them.
[00:57] <Hazel Ninegate> It would be hilarious to see.
[00:57] <Newborn Lich> Agreed.
[00:57] <The Actuary> ...This discussion is ridiculous
[00:57] <Newborn Lich> I'll tell you. I almost can't wait.
[00:57] *** The Actuary [nsx@tokyo.japan.unit.org] has left #suburbansenshi2 (It is within the scope of my estimation.)
[00:58] <Newborn Lich> Says the person who makes a human life whose purpose is to annoy a dead man.
[00:58] * Newborn Lich points at Noriko as she leaves, and rolls his eyes.
[00:58] * @mango-chan sits down on the couch
[00:58] <Newborn Lich> I wonder if it will have my powers?
[00:58] * mango-chan looks at Newborn Lich.
[00:58] *** Newborn Lich is formerly human sorcerer who has forsaken life for its opposite. He appears preserved undamaged from life except for bits of crystal protrude from his heart. He is strongest in magical places, and can exude fear and dread. Don't underestimate him.
His image Song is: "The Highwayman".
[00:59] <Newborn Lich> I see no reason not to teach it how to.... well, hello there.
[00:59] <@mango-chan> Hiya!
[00:59] <Hazel Ninegate> Unlikely.
[00:59] <Newborn Lich> So it is created to suffer?
[00:59] <Hazel Ninegate> your powers are the result of arcane attunement.
[00:59] <Hazel Ninegate> Most likely.
[00:59] <Newborn Lich> No, they are not.
[00:59] <Newborn Lich> My power is in my blood.
[00:59] <Matsumi Kaze> if it's anything like my clone
[00:59] <Matsumi Kaze> then the power won't go with it
[00:59] <Hazel Ninegate> ...
[00:59] <Newborn Lich> If they create it, it will have the potential to be as strong as me.
[00:59] <Hazel Ninegate> In your blood.
[01:00] <Newborn Lich> Damn right.
[01:00] <@mango-chan> So if you lost aaaaaaaalll your blood?
[01:00] * Hazel Ninegate wonders if this is true, or just pseudo-scientitifc medieval babble.
[01:00] <Newborn Lich> Then I'd laugh.
[01:00] <Newborn Lich> Hey, I'm as curious as you are.
[01:00] <Newborn Lich> Remember, don't tell them.
[01:00] <Newborn Lich> Sure, his powers will be unrefined. But we could teach this clone.
[01:01] <Newborn Lich> Really. I just don't understand them.
[01:02] <Newborn Lich> I almost wonder how smart it will be. I heard what Matsumi said. That she made an expendable clone.
[01:02] <Newborn Lich> It would be really cool if it were like me.
[01:02] <Newborn Lich> You know, I once wondered... if I were able to impregnate my ex-wife before I died, could I help raise the child?
[01:02] <Newborn Lich> I'd certainly try.
[01:03] <Hazel Ninegate> Hmm...
[01:03] <Hazel Ninegate> Do you WANT an offspring
[01:03] <Newborn Lich> So, you are back among the living. Mind if I ask if you remember suffering after you were dead?
[01:03] <Hazel Ninegate> >
[01:03] <Hazel Ninegate> ?
[01:03] <Hazel Ninegate> no.
[01:03] <Hazel Ninegate> I remembered nothing until I reawoke.
[01:03] <Newborn Lich> ...Lots of people who were resurrected claim not to remember the afterlife.
[01:04] <Newborn Lich> Mind if I ask you something? How did you plan to escape paying for the deeds you committed?