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"Someone should tell them disco is dead."
-- Sailor Saturn, on the fusion dance


welcome to #suburbansenshi3

[14:28] <@The Proprietor> SO BECAUSE I'M TOO BRAINDEAD TO PLAY
[14:28] <@The Proprietor> LET'S DO "ASK THE SUBURBAN SENSHI" live
[14:28] <@The Proprietor> Ask any character any question
[14:29] * @The Proprietor changes topic to `ASK THE SUBURBAN SENSHI LIVE `
[14:34] <Yaijinden> Hey Haruka, what do you remember about ten thousand years of advancement on Uranus, and did it bring the boys/girls to the yard?
[14:35] <@> They were boring gas creatures who communicated in haiku or some s[BLEEP]t
[14:35] <@SpeedRcrX> ^
[14:35] <@SpeedRcrX> There was no concept of fire
[14:35] <@SpeedRcrX> I tried ot introduce this
[14:35] <@SpeedRcrX> I was banned.
[14:36] <Matsumi Kaze> Intern, how did you actually hook up with Cressida? :3
[14:37] <@Texas_Samurai> Wait if you was banned where were ya
[14:37] <@SpeedRcrX> Shh
[14:37] <@The Intern> Well
[14:37] <@The Intern> I was lonely one evening and she brought me a cupcake.
[14:37] *** That was actually in the box no one noticed XD
[14:38] <@The Intern> Then she brought me one every day.
[14:38] <Matsumi Kaze> aww ♡
[14:38] <@The Intern> It was sweet ^^
[14:39] <@Texas_Samurai> Th' gesture or th' cupcake?
[14:39] <@The Intern> Both!
[14:45] <@SpeedRcrX> Hey she said "hook up"
[14:45] <@SpeedRcrX> You know what that means~
[14:45] <@The Intern> ...no?
[14:46] <@SpeedRcrX> err
[14:46] * @SpeedRcrX makes a finger pointing into a curled finger gesture a rew times
[14:47] * @The Intern raises an eyebrow
[14:48] <Matsumi Kaze> ^^;;;
[14:49] <Hinako Urashima> And so awkwardness hangs in the air~
[14:50] <Matsumi Kaze> Hinako you ask a question!
[14:50] <@SpeedRcrX> I DEMAND AN ANSWER
[14:50] <@The Intern> <_<
[14:51] <@The Intern> That hasn't occured yet.
[14:51] <@SpeedRcrX> WHAT HAVE YOU SEEN CRESSIDA I WOULD BE ALL OVER THAT
[14:51] * @The Proprietor gives Haruka a right cross
[14:51] <Hinako Urashima> And then Michiru brings out the whip and collar.
[14:51] * Mdm_Maestro follows up with one as well
[14:51] *** @SpeedRcrX [2fast2furious@fios.hi-ho.ne.jp] has left #suburbansenshi3 (MEDIC)
[14:51] <Hinako Urashima> Or that works too, I guess.
[14:52] <Hinako Urashima> Well, long as she's here--- Michiru, what was the Neptune colony like? (OhpleaseOhpleaseOhpleaseOhpleaseOhpleaseOHPLEASE NOT BE A BUNCHA SNOBS)
[14:54] <Mdm_Maestro> Such crass barbarians.
[14:55] <Mdm_Maestro> No subltety or refinement at all.
[14:55] <Hinako Urashima> ?
[14:57] <Mdm_Maestro> Tehy didn't like my music.
[14:57] <Mdm_Maestro> No taste.
[14:57] <Mdm_Maestro> No culture.
[14:58] <Hinako Urashima> (Somehow, I can't say I'm at all surprised.)
[15:02] <Yaijinden> Jedite! Tell us about your most embarrassing victory.
[15:03] <// J_Daito //> In order to successfully seduce an older woman into giving me all of her money and life energy I had to.... save a kitten.
[15:03] <// J_Daito //> I was seen. By children.
[15:03] <// J_Daito //> There was adulation and praise.
[15:03] <// J_Daito //> The wreteched animal continues to thrive to this day.
[15:04] <// J_Daito //> I am certain it remembers me, and considers me capable of a kindness.
[15:04] <// J_Daito //> ><
[15:05] <Matsumi Kaze> Gems, have you ever gone back to Texas nowadays and if so, what did you think?
[15:05] <@The Proprietor> That's the one you alwasy trot out
[15:05] <@Texas_Samurai> Ah don't recognize it. Ah don't like it.
[15:05] <@Texas_Samurai> Too croweded, too crazy.
[15:06] <Matsumi Kaze> I do?
[15:06] <Matsumi Kaze> ...I can't remember...
[15:06] <@The Proprietor> Jeditte tell them about Mary Jedite Parker
[15:06] <// J_Daito //> ...NO
[15:06] <Matsumi Kaze> DO IT
[15:06] <@The Proprietor> Yes, yes. The Truth.
[15:06] <@The Proprietor> The most Embarassing.
[15:07] <// J_Daito //> After my plot to replace Obama with a Youma failed due to the Spider-Man
[15:07] <// J_Daito //> I vowed revenge.
[15:07] <// J_Daito //> I planeed to kill the Spider-Man.
[15:07] <// J_Daito //> But I had to get close.
[15:07] <// J_Daito //> Real close.
[15:08] <// J_Daito //> There was no choice.
[15:08] <// J_Daito //> I studied the appearance of his woman.
[15:08] <// J_Daito //> And remembering how Zoicite operated...
[15:08] <// J_Daito //> with the aid of some baloons, helium and a cheap coplsay wig
[15:08] <// J_Daito //> I became the object of his lusts.
[15:09] <// J_Daito //> I intended to slay him the moment he got close
[15:09] <// J_Daito //> But then, the liquor.
[15:09] <// J_Daito //> Afterwards, all I could recall was stealing all of his money and his spider-suit and leaving him handuffed to a bed.
[15:10] <// J_Daito //> That day J. Jonah Jamesojn got very different pictures of the Spider-Man, let me tell you.
[15:10] <// J_Daito //> He has never lived it down.
[15:10] <// J_Daito //> I won.
[15:10] <// J_Daito //> But at such a cost.
[15:10] <// J_Daito //> Such a cost.
[15:11] <@Texas_Samurai> ...................
[15:11] <Matsumi Kaze> pffftt
[15:11] <@Texas_Samurai> but yeah Texas went insane an' Ah ain't happy
[15:13] * Matsumi Kaze nods
[15:29] <Hinako Urashima> (Hm, what should the next question be....)
[15:32] <Haru E> Hey Vermellia, I got one for ya--- what would you consider to have been one of the most humorous moments that you can remember?
[15:37] <Vermellia X. Rosso> When Cressie was in the Abyss and got dessert stuck all over her in her hair :3
[15:44] <Haru E> Oh yeah, I remember that. I'm willing to bet that after she got her hair washed, she went off to vent anger.
[15:45] <Matsumi Kaze> Cressida! what's your favorite childhood memory?
[15:45] <Vermellia X. Rosso> Oh god yes
[15:45] <golD_lux> Hmm
[15:45] <golD_lux> I had just come home from first grade
[15:45] <golD_lux> I was bullied because of my wild hair
[15:46] <golD_lux> they got it all dirty and caked with mud
[15:46] <golD_lux> it was knotted and horrible
[15:46] <@The Proprietor> I thought this was a good memory?
[15:46] <golD_lux> I'M GETTING THERE HOLD ON
[15:46] <golD_lux> So I come home crying
[15:46] <Haru E> :3
[15:46] <golD_lux> and mom doesn't say a word
[15:46] <golD_lux> she goes out
[15:47] <golD_lux> and buys like 50 boxes of conditioner and product
[15:47] <golD_lux> and spends the afternoon cleaning and brushing my hair
[15:47] <golD_lux> making it so perfect :3
[15:47] <golD_lux> I so happy ^^
[15:47] <Matsumi Kaze> :)
[15:48] <Matsumi Kaze> d'awwww
[15:49] <Haru E> Wow.
[15:49] <golD_lux> Then the second best childhood memory was the next day
[15:49] <Matsumi Kaze> oh?
[15:49] <golD_lux> when I went back and kicked their asses <_<
[15:50] <golD_lux> And looked good doing it
[15:50] <Matsumi Kaze> lololol
[15:52] <Haru E> Nice one. :D
[15:54] * golD_lux thumbs up
[16:06] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh X this is you




[16:07] <@The Proprietor> ....
[16:07] <@Texas_Samurai> LOL Truth
[16:07] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Hai, Hai.
[16:07] <@The Proprietor> I REGRET NOTHING
[16:08] <The Magistra> @.@
[16:12] <The Magistra> Here is a fun question I'm sure everyone will answer differently... what is the meaning of life?
[16:12] <Haru E> Pffffffffffffffffft
[16:12] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> How is that "fun"
[16:12] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> That sounds like deep introspection
[16:12] <@SpeedRcrX> Gang HUDDLER
[16:12] <@SpeedRcrX> ^HUDDLE
[16:12] * @SpeedRcrX huddles with everyone
[16:13] <Nelius Raoul> Some people do make a game out of deep thinking.
[16:13] * there is a lot of back and forth
[16:13] <The Magistra> Because I will punch the first person that says 42. so it's fun for me
[16:13] <@SpeedRcrX> Got it
[16:13] <@SpeedRcrX> The meaning of life is Beer, Boobs and 42.
[16:13] * The Magistra punches Haruka
[16:14] * @SpeedRcrX crashes in a corner
[16:15] <The Magistra> Seriously though. it's a good question as it tells you what makes someone tick
[16:15] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It's too much work, narrow it down to one of us
[16:16] <Lady Hale> Well then, Miss Paisley, glad to hear you volunteering. ^_^
[16:16] <The Magistra> Fine you answer then.
[16:17] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Gnn
[16:18] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> The meaning of life, eh.
[16:18] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'd say it's to improve oneself whilst improving the aulity of life for those around you.
[16:18] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ^quality.
[16:18] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Not the sexiest answer, but I think, the best one.
[16:22] <Matsumi Kaze> Paisley! what is the worse piece of erotica you ever were exposed to?
[16:23] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Hmm
[16:23] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Britney Spears' "Oops I touched it again."
[16:23] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> (feat. J. Timberlake)
[16:24] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Is Timberlanke the same thing as Timbaland
[16:24] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I've often wondered but can't be arsed to find out.
[16:30] <Hinako Urashima> Say, Minako--- while we're on the subject of "things that make you want to gouge out your eyes", what's something you encountered that would make you want to delete your eyes so you'd never have to see it again?
[16:34] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Hmmm
[16:34] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Hmm
[16:34] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> One time
[16:34] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> I walked in on Kou Yaten-san in the toilet.
[16:34] * [gTV]C'est_la_V nods profoundly.
[16:34] <@SpeedRcrX> WAIT SO YOU KNOW
[16:34] <@SpeedRcrX> YOU KNOW THE ANSWER
[16:35] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Trust me Haruka-san you don't want that knowledge!!!
[16:35] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> It's too horrible!!
[16:35] <@SpeedRcrX> No man
[16:35] <@SpeedRcrX> No
[16:35] <@SpeedRcrX> I gots to know
[16:35] <@SpeedRcrX> I Gots to know
[16:35] * [gTV]C'est_la_V whispers to her
[16:35] * @SpeedRcrX immediately turns green
[16:36] * @SpeedRcrX heads to the window and throws up
[16:36] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Kinmoku-jin are strange...
[16:41] <Hinako Urashima> ....wow.
[17:02] <Matsumi Kaze> silly question, haruka!
[17:03] <Matsumi Kaze> have you always worn your hair short?
[17:07] <@> No
[17:07] <@SpeedRcrX> When I was a youth
[17:07] <@SpeedRcrX> mom insisted I keep it long
[17:07] <@SpeedRcrX> then I got in a fight with this motherf[BLEEP]ker who had like razors in his hat
[17:08] <@SpeedRcrX> I nearly got decapitated
[17:08] <@SpeedRcrX> My hair got cut
[17:08] <Matsumi Kaze> O_O
[17:08] <@SpeedRcrX> and then I got on the track team and it looked badass and so I kept it that way
[17:10] <Matsumi Kaze> huh ok
[17:15] <@SpeedRcrX> LOL what were you expectiong
[17:17] <Matsumi Kaze> actually I more satifised with it :3
[17:17] <Matsumi Kaze> :3 :3
[17:31] <Lady Hale> Say, Mr. Xadium--- of your family relations, which one is most likely to make you facepalm?
[17:36] <@The Proprietor> Err
[17:36] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> *deathglare*
[17:37] <@The Proprietor> If we;re uhh, counting Exes...
[17:37] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ........................................
[17:37] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> - one more word -
[17:37] <@The Proprietor> ican'treallyanswerbutithinkyoucantellohgodi'msosorry
[17:38] <Lady Hale> Mmm, perhaps I should've specified. By "family relations", I meant those that share blood with you--- siblings, parents, people of that nature.
[17:38] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> - VENUS ONE BILLION VOLT ROCH N' ROUGE ATTACK -
[17:38] <@The Proprietor> UGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
[17:38] * @The Proprietor is electrocuted
[17:39] <@The Proprietor> No siblings, no parents left...
[17:39] <@The Proprietor> So we're left with kids and grandkids and they're basically all competent
[17:39] <@The Proprietor> Of course Vermellia does uh... go overboard sometimes....
[17:39] * Vermellia X. Rosso pops out her claws
[17:40] <Vermellia X. Rosso> keep goin'~ ♡
[17:40] <@The Proprietor> <_<
[17:40] <@The Proprietor> can we just move on now <_<
[17:49] <Haru E> I knew there was a reason I loved this place~
[17:54] <Haru E> Hm, any pets you guys own or owned that held a place in your heart?
[17:55] <@The Proprietor> I wonce had a giant rabbit named Malthus. I had to give him back.
[17:55] <Vermellia X. Rosso> Eee loved Malthus
[17:55] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> I had a Goldfish once...
[17:55] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Artemis ate it.
[17:55] <// J_Daito //> I once had a puppy.
[17:56] <// J_Daito //> I'm sure part of it went into my heart via the ventircles.
[17:56] <// J_Daito //> ^ventricles
[17:56] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Merdemus, my cat is an utter ba[BLEEP]rd and I love him.
[17:57] <@SpeedRcrX> I had this doll once
[17:57] <@SpeedRcrX> it was smart and cute
[17:57] <@SpeedRcrX> ended up being a killer superdsoldier from space.
[17:57] <@SpeedRcrX> Oh ait
[17:57] <@SpeedRcrX> yes there is one pet i love.
[17:57] <@SpeedRcrX> Hotaru.
[17:57] <FireFly_9> I'LL KILL YOU YOU B[BLEEP]CH
[17:57] <@SpeedRcrX> I loe you too dear
[17:58] <@SpeedRcrX> I love you too~
[17:58] <The ~Lady~ Serenity III> I have a few mandroids I am fond of~
[17:58] <BIG_Green> Gohan.
[17:59] <Vermellia X. Rosso> ...And that explains a lot.
[18:01] <Haru E> ....indeed.
[18:06] * Silver Tongue walks past reading a PicolloXGohan Dojin.
[18:07] <BIG_Green> ......
[18:09] <Matsumi Kaze> QUESTION X!
[18:13] <@The Proprietor> ?
[18:15] <Matsumi Kaze> you worked retail for a bit, right?
[18:18] <@The Proprietor> Yes.
[18:19] <@The Proprietor> Why
[18:22] <Matsumi Kaze> what was your WORST retail experience or customer
[18:24] *** this is totally true btw
[18:24] <@The Proprietor> I was working at Circuits Maximus...
[18:24] <@The Proprietor> a Customer came in wanting information on buying a computer.
[18:25] <@The Proprietor> Within 5 feet I could smell the,,, well for lack of a better word, s[BLEEP]t.
[18:25] <@The Proprietor> This person had soiled themselves and come in to shop like it was nothing,
[18:25] <@The Proprietor> It was the most overpowering stench ever.
[18:25] <@The Proprietor> I had to serve this person for 20 minutes.
[18:26] <@The Proprietor> And he would not leave my personal speace.
[18:26] <Matsumi Kaze> ......
[18:27] <@The Proprietor> so yes.
[18:27] <@The Proprietor> That.
[18:29] <Matsumi Kaze> ...wow
[18:29] <Zotia> .....oh my. I really hope you got a commendation for dealing with that.
[18:30] <@The Proprietor> hahaha no
[18:33] <Silver Tongue> (( I would have made up an exuse about feeling ill, passed them to a cowoker and ran to vomit. I have a rediously weak stomache ))
[18:33] *** Staples was severely undermanned. There was nowhere else.
[18:34] *** ^err no one
[18:37] <Zotia> (( Geez. ))
[18:41] *** back in a bit. chores.
[19:08] *** will bbl, the damn AC was one inch too wide, hoping to find another.
[21:03] <DreadWolf> No one wishes to ask me anything? ^_^
[21:04] <DreadWolf> I may not be a Suburban Senshi but I am at least a princess and duchess~
[21:07] <// J_Daito //> Yes.
[21:07] <// J_Daito //> Do you have the rabies?
[21:07] <DreadWolf> No
[21:07] <Silver Tongue> No one knows who you are.
[21:07] <DreadWolf> D:
[21:07] <DreadWolf> I'm The Dread Wolf!
[21:08] <DreadWolf> I'm the assistant to the Crimson Butterfly AND Princess of Unmei
[21:08] <DreadWolf> I am a Duchess on Egae.
[21:08] <DreadWolf> The twin sister of the next Silent Sorceress
[21:08] <Silver Tongue> Suburban Senshi: Your fancy titles meaningless.
[21:08] <Silver Tongue> *are meaningless
[21:08] <// J_Daito //> Not very silent are you
[21:08] <// J_Daito //> Also
[21:08] <// J_Daito //> The Duchess on Eagae sounds like a sandwich
[21:09] <DreadWolf> ...........
[21:09] <// J_Daito //> Or a pr0n
[21:09] * Silver Tongue makes a Yuck face
[21:09] <// J_Daito //> "Oh Duchess yes! Mount my egae~"
[21:09] * DreadWolf grabs a sofa and uses it as a bat to KNOCK JEDITE OUT
[21:09] <DreadWolf> OUTTA THE PARK WITH YOU >D HOME RUN
[21:10] * // J_Daito // leaps atop to the sofa
[21:10] * DreadWolf is using Paisley's sofa btw
[21:10] * // J_Daito // perches on it and cackles
[21:10] * DreadWolf flings the sofa and Jedite out the window
[21:10] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> IT'S A DIVAN
[21:11] <DreadWolf> And it's out the window now :D
[21:11] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> CHAAT
[21:11] * @Chateaux Concierge beams it back in
[21:12] <DreadWolf> Please say she didn't beam that creepy blonde freak back in with it
[21:13] <Matsumi Kaze> CHAT! WHAT WAS YOUR MOST TRAUMATIZING MEMORY AS THE HOTEL
[21:13] <@Chateaux Concierge> ...really.
[21:13] <@Chateaux Concierge> You really gonna ask me that
[21:14] <@Chateaux Concierge> Well let's go pre-hotel
[21:14] <@Chateaux Concierge> Xadium. Minako. Pizza and a shower.
[21:14] <@Chateaux Concierge> Simultaneous
[21:14] * [gTV]C'est_la_V goes red
[21:14] * @The Proprietor goes red
[21:14] <@Texas_Samurai> .................................................................
[21:14] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> omg
[21:14] <Vermellia X. Rosso> EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
[21:15] <golD_lux> .
[21:15] <Matsumi Kaze> ......................
[21:15] <@The Proprietor> I WAS YOUNG AND IT WAS A HEADY TIME
[21:15] <DreadWolf> ....................................
[21:15] <Matsumi Kaze> ..wow now I'm hungry
[21:15] <@Chateaux Concierge> snrrk "heady"
[21:15] <DreadWolf> Me too, Matsumi
[21:15] * [gTV]C'est_la_V mumbles something about that was some damn good times
[21:16] *** DreamSeer [dream-seer@PPS.qc.ca] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[21:16] <@spiritflame> konbanwa dreamseer
[21:16] <DreamSeer> I heard something about pizza
[21:16] <@Texas_Samurai> YOU HAD YER CHANCE GAL
[21:16] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> URUSAI
[21:16] <Matsumi Kaze> hey X..you should totally put your exes in one ring..have them battle
[21:17] <@Texas_Samurai> - don't even think about it -
[21:17] <@The Proprietor> <_<
[21:17] <David O`Cain> You had fun anyway, didn't you?
[21:17] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> X-kun! Are you thinking about it?!
[21:17] <@The Proprietor> NO I AM TOTALL YNOT THINKING ABOUT IT
[21:18] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Wha t are you, a Secret Furu?!
[21:18] <@The Proprietor> Oh SNAP
[21:18] <@The Proprietor> you did NOT
[21:18] <DreamSeer> Where's the goddamned pizza?
[21:18] <@The Proprietor> just SAY THAT
[21:18] <DreamSeer> Of course Paisley said that
[21:18] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Maybe I did!
[21:18] <DreamSeer> That's a paisley thing to say
[21:18] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Maybe I did.
[21:19] <DreamSeer> Now where's the goddamn pizza
[21:19] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> I fioy uwant it you have yo shower with X-kun!
[21:19] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> So stop asking about it!
[21:19] <DreamSeer> .................
[21:19] <@The Proprietor> WHAT DON'T PUT ME IN SITUATIONS
[21:19] <DreamSeer> He's old
[21:19] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> YOU ARE A SITUATION
[21:19] <DreamSeer> And I'm married already.
[21:20] <DreamSeer> Did I mention he's old?
[21:20] <@The Proprietor> What are you, 12?
[21:20] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte>
[21:20] <DreamSeer> No.
[21:20] <DreamSeer> But you're old compared to me :P
[21:20] <Chiba_M> ....where's a 12 year old?
[21:20] <DreamSeer> i'm one of the 400, remember? :P
[21:20] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> NO MAMORU-SAN
[21:21] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> NO JUST NO
[21:21] * DreamSeer points to a random pit.
[21:21] <DreamSeer> In there
[21:21] <DreamSeer> She needs rescuing
[21:21] * Chiba_M LEAPS into the pit
[21:21] <David O`Cain> Hope there weren't any spikes down there.
[21:21] <DreamSeer> Of course there were
[21:21] <David O`Cain> Or bear traps.
[21:22] <DreamSeer> and those too
[21:22] <Haru E> Maybe it's the pit full of rabid mettaurs?
[21:22] <DreamSeer> sadly not those
[21:23] * DreamSeer throws some mouse tra[ps into it for good measure >D
[21:23] * DreamSeer hopes the mouse traps went off on Mamoru >D
[21:23] * DreamSeer just wants the man to suffer
[21:24] * Chiba_M has traps snapping on him "Everywhwee"
[21:24] <DreamSeer> >D
[21:24] <DreamSeer> Satisfactory enough for everyone?
[21:24] <DreamSeer> maybe he'll learn to be less gullible
[21:24] <David O`Cain> Is it just me, or has he not been the same since Usagi left him?
[21:24] * Matsumi Kaze gives an evil look on her face
[21:24] <Matsumi Kaze> .................Minako
[21:25] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ?
[21:25] <// J_Daito //> Well it's more like USagi's age left him behind
[21:25] <Matsumi Kaze> ..you're stranded on a desert island..BUT..you can bring one man..and ONLY one man with you...who would it be
[21:26] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Old-Spice-sama.
[21:26] <DreamSeer> oooo
[21:26] <DreamSeer> good answer
[21:26] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ...yeah cant's argue that one.
[21:27] <golD_lux> ^
[21:27] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Good pick, good pick.
[21:27] <Silver Tongue> Personally I'd take anyone with enough stamina to feed me enough so I have enough engery to fly home.
[21:27] <DreadWolf> So Uncle Kazuhiko then?
[21:29] <DreadWolf> :P Uncle Kazu said you two had a fling
[21:29] *** Kazuhiko [Undead_Kazu@egae.gov] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[21:29] <@spiritflame> konbanwa kazuhiko
[21:29] * Kazuhiko is peddling panties
[21:29] * Kazuhiko sees his grand-niece
[21:29] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Is that the panty ven-- yess
[21:29] <Kazuhiko> Well f[BLEEP]k
[21:29] * Kazuhiko FLEES ><
[21:29] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte and cressida buy more goods
[21:30] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> WAAIT
[21:30] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> WE HAVE MONEY
[21:30] *** Kazuhiko [Undead_Kazu@egae.gov] has left #suburbansenshi3 (You get them free today!)
[21:30] <DreadWolf> BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[21:30] <Haru E> He turned tail real quick.
[21:30] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Score.
[21:30] <golD_lux> No kidding!
[21:30] <DreadWolf> That's cause he knows I could completely destroy his reputation on Egae :D
[21:31] <DreadWolf> The old matrons won't wanna sleep with him if they know he's been with an incubus. It wouldn't have mattered if he were any other noble but a prince is supposed to be better than that XD
[21:32] <DreadWolf> Not to mention the panty peddling
[21:32] <Silver Tongue> I'm offended by that. Cubi are the best you can get, and since we're immune to STDs you can't catch anything
[21:34] <Matsumi Kaze> there a reason you needed new underwear?
[21:35] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Underwear is expensive.
[21:35] <Silver Tongue> There's never a bad time for new underpants.
[21:36] <Matsumi Kaze> ...yeah good point
[21:36] * DreadWolf twitches an ear
[21:36] <DreadWolf> Oooo! Aveline's calling ^_^
[21:36] <DreadWolf> Bye!
[21:36] *** DreadWolf [beware_dreadwolf@unmei.gov] has left #suburbansenshi3
[21:36] *** Kazuhiko [Undead_Kazu@egae.gov] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[21:36] <@spiritflame> konbanwa kazuhiko
[21:36] <Kazuhiko> Is she gone now? T_T
[21:37] <Matsumi Kaze> yes
[21:37] <Kazuhiko> good ><
[21:37] <Kazuhiko> She's like her grandmother
[21:37] <Kazuhiko> A terror.
[21:38] <Kazuhiko> I was going to retire to my estate on Egae...but she blackmailed me into agreeing to remain the Egaen ambassador to Unmei
[21:38] <Kazuhiko> ~_~
[21:39] <Kazuhiko> She's keeping me in the position so that I can use what influence i have in the Unmein court to keep her brother from being too overwhelmed when he eventually takes the crown
[21:39] <Kazuhiko> I also have a question!
[21:39] <Kazuhiko> For Paisley!
[21:39] <Kazuhiko> What is your favorite style of panty
[21:40] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Light and Lacy with just a hint of forbidden enticement.
[21:41] <// J_Daito //> I'm pretty sure if anyone got as far as seeing them they'd be forbidding the enticement right there.
[21:41] * Matsumi Kaze blinks...
[21:41] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I shall rip off your wanker.
[21:42] * Matsumi Kaze looks over the selection...not sure if she sure purchase or not
[21:45] * Kazuhiko gives paisley just what she described
[21:45] <Kazuhiko> For humoring me, you get this pair for free as well
[21:46] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Exdllent, thanks
[21:46] <Matsumi Kaze> hmm
[21:46] <Kazuhiko> I look forward to doing business with you in the future :D
[21:47] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Count on it.
[21:47] <Kazuhiko> Where might Miss Kaelyn be? She's no longer pregnant, correct? So I assume she will want more sexy panties that will fit her much better than the ones she bought last time
[21:47] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> you called?
[21:47] *** Kaelyn P. Peinforte has joined #suburbansenshi3
[21:47] <@spiritflame> konbanwa kaelyn p. peinforte
[21:48] <David O`Cain> Hey, anybody know what might be Motoki's worst nightmare?
[21:50] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Reika-san f[BLEEP]king austria
[21:50] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> do you have any recommendations, sir
[21:52] <David O`Cain> Really, Minako? I was thinking nightmareish animatronics with razor sharp teach killing him in his sleep.
[21:53] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ...they look like furry animals
[21:54] <David O`Cain> But they're killers. Meh.
[21:54] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> You know what motoki-san does to furry animal
[21:55] <David O`Cain> Right.
[21:57] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> mother? what memory is your favorite through your entire life?
[22:08] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Hmm
[22:08] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> When I got the Sisters on Karn to stop calling me Monekey-Girl.
[22:09] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ..Monkey...Girl.....
[22:09] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte commits this to memory
[22:12] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Do Not XD
[22:12] <Sir Brandle> I have a question for Minako.
[22:13] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte keeps looking through the underwear....
[22:14] <Sir Brandle> Is there such a person who, in spite of their comeliness, has so much baggage and causes so much drama and is so high maintenance that *you* would be unwilling to date them? Where do you draw that line?
[22:14] * Kazuhiko holds up a lace thong
[22:14] <Kazuhiko> My recommendation, young lady
[22:14] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ...............deal
[22:14] * David O`Cain ponders to himsefl on what to ask
[22:14] <Kazuhiko> Your husband will surely be unable to resist
[22:15] * DreamSeer snickers >D "Yeah and Paisley will wind up with a second grandchild."
[22:15] * [gTV]C'est_la_V thinks
[22:15] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Tom Cruise.
[22:16] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> All that Xenu stuff!!
[22:18] <DreamSeer> Y'know....
[22:19] <DreamSeer> since Sakura is Minako and X's kid....and Ike is their grandson....
[22:19] <DreamSeer> That makes Minako a GREAT-grandma! :P
[22:19] <DreamSeer> Because Ike and Kaelyn have a kid XD
[22:19] <DreamSeer> Wow Minako
[22:19] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ..well yes she is aware of that
[22:19] <DreamSeer> you seem really old now
[22:19] <DreamSeer> XD
[22:20] <DreamSeer> When I think of a great-grandma, i think of some little old lady XD
[22:20] <DreamSeer> With a bunch of cats for company
[22:23] <Haru E> And having said that, Mel's now gonna be plagued by her own future kids and future grand-kids. And they'll have had all the time they need to come up with the "old lady" jokes.
[22:24] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> .............................
[22:24] <golD_lux> Hey I am the COOLEST grandkid.
[22:24] <DreamSeer> :P
[22:24] <Vermellia X. Rosso> No I AM!
[22:24] <DreamSeer> mine won't and can't travel through time
[22:25] <DreamSeer> Personally I go with Vermellia
[22:25] <DreamSeer> She's got her scythe that is also a gun :D
[22:25] <DreamSeer> Not to mention I do believe she said she built it herself? That's even more awesome
[22:26] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte glances over and walks over to minako
[22:26] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> you are the most amazing great grandmother and robbie loves you, minako
[22:27] <David O`Cain> Hotaru, Setsuna, and Minako. What were your respective colonies like after they've been isolated for over ten millennia?
[22:31] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Bright!!
[22:31] <FireFly_9> Surreal.
[22:31] <setsy_meiou> Boring.
[22:32] <David O`Cain> I see.
[22:34] <David O`Cain> What about the architecture?
[22:34] <Matsumi Kaze> hey setsuna! question!
[22:34] <Matsumi Kaze> whoops I'll hold
[22:37] <John Constantine> Umm
[22:37] <John Constantine> considering the colonies got totally wasted
[22:37] <John Constantine> and this is a fun event
[22:37] <John Constantine> maybe we can lihgten up on the space colony stuff <_<
[22:37] <David O`Cain> Sorry.
[22:38] <setsy_meiou> If you've every seen a septic tank-- okay
[22:38] <David O`Cain> Go ahead, Matusmi.
[22:38] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> (Septic.... tank...)
[22:38] <Matsumi Kaze> setsuna..if you could guard ANYTHING..OTHER then Mamoru..what would it be
[22:43] * setsy_meiou thinks
[22:44] <setsy_meiou> I would guard King Endymion.
[22:44] <Matsumi Kaze> cheeeeater
[22:44] <Matsumi Kaze> :P
[22:45] <David O`Cain> Ah, here we go. To the Senshi currently present and Xadium, what is your MOST favorite comfort food?
[22:48] <@The Proprietor> Pizza.
[22:48] <Sakura Xadium Aino> Pizza
[22:49] <Valeria Victrix> California rolls, spicy dragon style!
[22:49] <FireFly_9> Soba
[22:49] <@SpeedRcrX> Duff
[22:49] <The ~Lady~ Serenity III> Sweet, delicious Mandroid Mil-- err, Mango juice.
[22:49] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Curry!
[22:50] <Mdm_Maestro> Caviar.
[22:50] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Coffee.
[22:50] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> Anything eidle!!
[22:50] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> ^edible
[22:50] * [gTV]Aya-chan! high-fives Intern
[22:50] <setsy_meiou> Mamo-- milk.
[22:50] <Matsumi Kaze> loololol
[22:50] <flame_SNIPER> ....
[22:51] <Mizunomics01> Sandwiches.
[22:51] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Furufurufuru-chan's kind?
[22:51] <Mizunomics01> D:
[22:51] * DreamSeer offers Michiru caviar....but doesn't let her know it's laced with something to give her bad gas
[22:51] <IrnChef_Jovian> (( do I still count ))
[22:51] <Catriona> ^
[22:51] <@The Proprietor> (( that is a good question ))
[22:52] <@The Proprietor> (( no ))
[22:52] <IrnChef_Jovian> (( T_T ))
[22:52] * IrnChef_Jovian is away: I'M REALLY GONNA KICK ALL YOUR ASSES!!
[22:53] <Matsumi Kaze> huh
[22:53] <@Texas_Samurai> (( smooth, real smooth ))
[22:54] <@The Proprietor> (( <_< ))
[22:54] <// J_Daito //> (( the backstage tell-all book will be hilarious. ))
[22:55] <Haru E> (( Can dad and I have some advance copies? :D ))
[22:55] <// J_Daito //> (( for a suitable bribe. ))
[22:57] <golD_lux> Anyway
[22:57] <Haru E> (( We'll be certain to contact you. ))
[22:57] * Catriona is waiting to see if Michiru will take the caviar
[22:57] <golD_lux> More questions?
[22:57] * Mdm_Maestro takes it
[22:58] <Silver Tongue> May as well give least favorite foods
[22:58] <Vermellia X. Rosso> Who cares about foooood
[22:58] <@The Intern> I do!
[22:59] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> Me too!!
[22:59] <Vermellia X. Rosso> Let's talka bout exciting stuff!!
[22:59] * Catriona griiins
[23:00] * Catriona waits to see if Michiru eats it >D
[23:01] * Mdm_Maestro eats it without thinking
[23:02] <...> poooooooooooooooo~~~~~~
[23:02] <Mdm_Maestro> ........
[23:02] <@Texas_Samurai> AWW GOD TH' SMELL
[23:02] <@The Proprietor> Who did that?!
[23:02] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> .....
[23:02] * Mdm_Maestro sweatdrops
[23:03] *** Catriona [c_langister@secrethideout.net] has left #suburbansenshi3 (BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
[23:03] * Haru E quickly opens a nearby window.
[23:03] <...> pbbt... pbbt... pbbt.. pthhhh.....PTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[23:03] * Haru E opens another window.
[23:03] * Mdm_Maestro squrims uncomfotably
[23:03] <Kazuhiko> She's beginning to smell like Haruka
[23:03] * David O`Cain gets out Lysol odor eating air freshener, and starts spraying into the air
[23:04] *** All eyes slowly turn towards her.
[23:04] <...> POP POP POP POP BUWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHPTHBTVBRBTBTGH
[23:04] * Haru E gets ALL THE WINDOWS open.
[23:05] *** the stench is now undeniably thick and rank
[23:05] * Mdm_Maestro just slowly stands
[23:05] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte puts on a gas mask
[23:05] * Mdm_Maestro slowly moves backwards and out the door without a word
[23:05] <David O`Cain> God, that is one NASTY air biscuit! >_<
[23:05] * Without. A Word.
[23:05] * Haru E activates a field which acts as an air-filtration.
[23:06] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> Lady Chat
[23:06] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> a question
[23:06] <Hinako Urashima> And to think, that's the Senshi of whom I'm a Satellite to. Sammy and George are gonna be so disappointed.
[23:06] <@Chateaux Concierge> *nasal* yes?
[23:07] <@Chateaux Concierge> /mne is pinching her nose shut
[23:08] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> is it possible for a TARDIS to have a romantic relationship and if so, have you ever had one?
[23:09] * @The Proprietor GIVES cHAT A DEATH GLARE
[23:09] <Kazuhiko> It looks like the notorious maker of mischief and Duchess d'Shon Tenarie managed to get Neptune's sovereign XD
[23:09] * @Chateaux Concierge GRINS evilly
[23:09] <@Chateaux Concierge> Wellll~
[23:09] <@Chateaux Concierge> let's consult the Wiki, shall we~
[23:09] <Hinako Urashima> Indeed she did, Kazuhiko.
[23:10] <@The Proprietor> Chat~~~~
[23:10] <Hinako Urashima> (And now I am glad I have options outside the Senshi business.)
[23:10] <@Chateaux Concierge> ♦ All Time Lords have symbiotic atomic nuclei which is needed to 'prime' a time travel capsule, form a quasi-symbiotic link with the it, and to prevent it from molecularly destabilizing in the vortex. This self-regenerating genetic link is known as the Rassilon Imprimature (The Two Doctors). The nuclei serve a similar function with time rings and other transtemporal technology. The semi-instinctual neural link between a TARDIS and its operator is almost sexual in its intimacy
[23:11] <@Chateaux Concierge> ♡ and as you all know I'm *his* TARDIS~ ♡
[23:11] <@Texas_Samurai> grrrrrrrrr
[23:11] <@Chateaux Concierge> ♡ So I have a boyfriend~ ♡
[23:11] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> so that is how xadium lost his virginity?
[23:11] <@The Proprietor> IT'S NOT LIKE THAT ><
[23:12] <@Chateaux Concierge> Actually no~
[23:12] <Hinako Urashima> SNNNNNNNRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
[23:12] <@The Proprietor> CHAT!
[23:12] * @Chateaux Concierge grins a horrific grin
[23:12] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> oh? do tell
[23:12] <@Chateaux Concierge> ♡ I know allll your secrets, husbado~ ♡
[23:13] <@The Proprietor> ><
[23:13] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte leans forward to hear
[23:13] * @Texas_Samurai ain't sure who she'll be punchin' in a minute.
[23:13] <// J_Daito //> Punch all of them.
[23:14] * @Texas_Samurai PUNCHES X! an' Chat! An, Jed, fer bein an opportunistic snake!
[23:14] <@The Proprietor> SARRRGH
[23:14] <Haru E> ♫ (Happyslaps!) ♫
[23:14] <@Chateaux Concierge> OWHAHAHAHAH
[23:14] <// J_Daito //> GRAAARGH
[23:15] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte looks amused by this
[23:16] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> thank you for answring my question
[23:16] <Vermellia X. Rosso> This is why live events are the best!!
[23:17] <Haru E> Live and unedited~
[23:17] * DreamSeer walks over to Meladina's TARDIS
[23:18] * DreamSeer simply sits down and leans against it,
[23:18] <DreamSeer> Chateaux, do you think....Meladina will return?
[23:18] <Matsumi Kaze> hey vermillia! what is the most embrassing non-serious thing you've ever done
[23:19] <@Chateaux Concierge> I'm sure she will.
[23:19] <DreamSeer> Good.
[23:19] <DreamSeer> She's a good friend....and I do miss her
[23:19] <Vermellia X. Rosso> One time I was taking a bath in the river and all my clothes got stolen and I had to go berserker to ge tthem back. It was a very scary day camp for the boys.
[23:19] <DreamSeer> it was nice being able to talk academics with her
[23:20] <David O`Cain> I have to get going, folks. Been fun yakking with y'all, and hearing all the answers.
[23:20] *** David O`Cain [JRPMoonSoldier@MKArmyRanger.mil] has left #suburbansenshi3 (Good night.)
[23:20] <Matsumi Kaze> ...the boys
[23:20] <Matsumi Kaze> ....what..boyyyysss
[23:20] <DreamSeer> Hey Vermellia? What's the most embarrassing thing you know about Cressida?
[23:20] <DreamSeer> >D
[23:22] <Hinako Urashima> Lemme guess, bath-peepers Vermellia? How'd you deal with them?
[23:22] <Vermellia X. Rosso> hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[23:22] <Vermellia X. Rosso> NADKICKS of course!
[23:22] <golD_lux> ..........................
[23:22] <Vermellia X. Rosso> She *talks to her hair*
[23:22] <DreamSeer> Cressida, what's the most embarrassing thing you know about Vermellia?
[23:22] <Hinako Urashima> :D
[23:22] * DreamSeer giggles
[23:23] <Vermellia X. Rosso> Whsn she's brushing it
[23:23] <golD_lux> VERM....
[23:23] <golD_lux> grrrrr
[23:23] <DreamSeer> I talk to my hair too. I tell it to stop trying to stick up
[23:23] <golD_lux> Vermellia's life goal is to play peter pan!
[23:23] <Vermellia X. Rosso> NO YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T TELL
[23:23] <DreamSeer> That's adorable ^_^
[23:24] <DreamSeer> Cressida, Vermellia? What's the most embarrassing thing you guys know about Noriko?
[23:25] <Haru E> (Oh my, the big guns are coming out to play♫)
[23:25] <Vermellia X. Rosso> ...That will get us killed
[23:25] <golD_lux> Yean not even
[23:26] <DreamSeer> Then tell me something that WON'T get you killed
[23:26] <golD_lux> Not even touching that with a 10 foot pole lol
[23:26] <golD_lux> Hmm
[23:26] <golD_lux> She collects flowers and presses them in a book.
[23:26] <DreamSeer> :D
[23:26] <Matsumi Kaze> *_*
[23:26] <Matsumi Kaze> VERMEILLA!
[23:26] * Matsumi Kaze ZOOOOMS OVER
[23:27] <DreamSeer> That's actually kind of nice to know.... It makes her less...frightening....to know that even she can appreciate the simple beauty of a flower
[23:29] <Matsumi Kaze> aw that is nice :)
[23:30] <Vermellia X. Rosso> mmmyeeeeaas?
[23:30] <Matsumi Kaze> ..how would you like to play peter pan on the stage
[23:31] <Vermellia X. Rosso> :O
[23:31] <Vermellia X. Rosso> yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
[23:32] <Haru E> :3
[23:39] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> cressida..
[23:39] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> if you could dye your hair any other color..what would it be
[23:40] <golD_lux> Raven Black, like a femmé fatale.
[23:41] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte arches an eyebrow
[23:42] <Haru E> I'm gonna go on a limb and guess there's inspiration behind that choice?
[23:43] <golD_lux> I just think it'll look good on me~
[23:44] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ..lady Sakura...
[23:45] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ...what is the most embrassing story you have of Ike.............
[23:46] <Sakura Xadium Aino> So I noticed he was shopping the Sears and Conglomo catalog quite a lot
[23:46] <Sakura Xadium Aino> An then I noticed a few pages were specially dog-eared
[23:47] <DreamSeer> Noriko~ If you could change Vermellia's hairstyle....what would you change it to?
[23:47] <The Iconoclast> WE DON'T NEED TO HEAR THIS STORY
[23:47] <Sakura Xadium Aino> At first I thought he might have been exploring crossdressing options.
[23:47] <Sakura Xadium Aino> But uhh... there were other reasons he was intently studying the lingerie section.
[23:47] <Haru E>“ Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy♫”
[23:47] <The Iconoclast> AHHHHHH LALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU LALALALAL
[23:48] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> hello dear
[23:48] <The Actuary> I wpuld have her grow it out longer.
[23:48] * The Iconoclast makes a homer money yelp noise and flees
[23:48] <DreamSeer> So.....similar to yours?
[23:48] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte smirks and takes Ike's arm
[23:48] <The Actuary> Yes.
[23:49] <The Iconoclast> OH GOD MY ARM
[23:49] * The Iconoclast flees leaving one arm behind
[23:49] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> :(
[23:49] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> I just wanted to lure him here
[23:50] * The Iconoclast 's arm grows back into him and he huggles her
[23:50] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte huggles back
[23:50] <DreamSeer> Vermellia what do you think of your mother's answer to that question about having you grow your hair long if she could?
[23:51] <Vermellia X. Rosso> nah, I like it short.
[23:51] * Vermellia X. Rosso tosses her hair
[23:51] <Vermellia X. Rosso> Easy to manage.
[23:51] * DreamSeer nods
[23:51] <DreamSeer> That is true
[23:53] <Matsumi Kaze> yeah really *tosses her own short hair*
[23:55] <golD_lux> pfft
[23:55] * golD_lux tosses her hair, it sparkles in the light and there are fancy bubbles
[23:56] <Matsumi Kaze> .....
[23:56] <golD_lux> You guys just can't handle the awesome.
[23:56] * Matsumi Kaze TOSSES HER HAIR HARDER
[23:56] * golD_lux just tosses it once and it flows in the air like th eultimate revlon / herbal essences commerical~
[23:57] <Matsumi Kaze> how do you freaking do that
[23:59] <Haru E> LOL
[23:59] <golD_lux> Some people are just born wiht ti! ♡
[23:59] <Vermellia X. Rosso> She practiced that every day for years.
[23:59] <golD_lux> <_L<
[23:59] <golD_lux> <_<
[23:59] <Matsumi Kaze> .....Haru...get the scissors
[23:59] <Vermellia X. Rosso> NO NON NO NO NO
[23:59] <Vermellia X. Rosso> DON'T
[23:59] <Haru E> o_0
[00:00] <Haru E> Hey, don't involve me in this~
[00:00] <Vermellia X. Rosso> That's the FASTEST WAY TO PAIN
[00:00] * Eitak_Razal appears with an eaqually epic hair flip "OH HOHHOHOHOH
[00:00] *** Eitak_Razal [Queen@Neggerra.gov] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[00:00] <@spiritflame> konbanwa eitak_razal
[00:00] * golD_lux cracks her knuckles, her eyes flashing gold and red
[00:00] <Eitak_Razal> You have a hair contest and you don't invite me? How dare you
[00:00] * Matsumi Kaze pulls out (obviously dull) scissors and CHASES after Cressida
[00:00] <Haru E> Whoa, Eitak outta nowhere.
[00:00] * golD_lux 's planet power aura kicks up HARD
[00:01] * golD_lux ain't runnin'
[00:01] * Matsumi Kaze is immeidatly knocked out cold
[00:01] * Vermellia X. Rosso ZWIPS between them
[00:01] <Vermellia X. Rosso> They'r edull see they;re dull they're dull
[00:01] * Matsumi Kaze is out cold
[00:01] <golD_lux> - But I might get split ends -
[00:01] <Hinako Urashima> -----KNOCKOUT.
[00:01] *** DING DING DING
[00:01] <Vermellia X. Rosso> Nonono it's cool it's coool
[00:01] * Vermellia X. Rosso soothes her sis
[00:02] * golD_lux calns
[00:03] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> excellent work..you win
[00:03] * DreamSeer giggles
[00:03] <Eitak_Razal> That's why I have an anit-split end echantment on my hair
[00:03] <DreamSeer> The best way to cut hair off quickly is to do so with a very sharp blade :D
[00:03] <DreamSeer> Well
[00:03] <DreamSeer> that's what I did anyways
[00:04] <DreamSeer> >>
[00:04] <DreamSeer> <<
[00:04] <DreamSeer> But that was because i needed to leave my past behind me and move forward
[00:04] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte just rolls her eyes
[00:04] <Eitak_Razal> When the world is always watching, one always has to look good *Epic hair flip again*
[00:04] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> someone should probably wake her up
[00:04] <Haru E> I never have to worry about split ends.
[00:04] * DreamSeer wafts smelling salts
[00:05] * DreamSeer waits to see if they work on Matsumi
[00:05] <Matsumi Kaze> yeah I'm not actually knocked out
[00:05] <Matsumi Kaze> :P
[00:05] <Haru E> >.>
[00:05] <Haru E> <.<
[00:05] * Haru E subtly slides away the boxing bell.
[00:06] <Matsumi Kaze> takes more then that to knock me out :P
[00:06] * Matsumi Kaze hops up
[00:06] <Matsumi Kaze> um..what other questions can I ask
[00:07] <DreamSeer> I want to know what Noriko's most embarrassing story about her daughter is! :D
[00:07] <Haru E> 0w0
[00:07] <Vermellia X. Rosso> ._.
[00:07] <DreamSeer> Sorry Vermellia, but it's only fair
[00:07] <The Actuary> I once bought her some pet goldfish.
[00:07] <DreamSeer> Ooo?
[00:08] <The Actuary> She apparently thought it was a snack.
[00:08] <DreamSeer> XD
[00:08] <Matsumi Kaze> :O
[00:08] <Matsumi Kaze> that's horrible!
[00:08] <DreamSeer> Oh gosh!
[00:08] <Matsumi Kaze> poor fishies!
[00:08] <Vermellia X. Rosso> You know.. hunting practice <_<
[00:08] * DreamSeer giggles
[00:08] <Matsumi Kaze> fish murderer!!!!
[00:08] <Matsumi Kaze> GET HER!
[00:08] <Vermellia X. Rosso> hjey they were tasty <_<
[00:08] <Vermellia X. Rosso> I'M A CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT
[00:09] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> so why were you looking at lingere, dear?..hmmm?
[00:09] <DreamSeer> Sakura, what is your most embarrassing story about your own daughter? :D
[00:09] <Haru E> (I am so tempted to introduce Vermellia to some of the Netherworld Nekomata right now~~)
[00:09] <Sakura Xadium Aino> I asked her to babysit some kids once.
[00:10] <Sakura Xadium Aino> They were rowdy
[00:10] <Sakura Xadium Aino> She...
[00:10] <Sakura Xadium Aino> organized them
[00:10] <Sakura Xadium Aino> it was like a little baby army
[00:10] <Sakura Xadium Aino> She was so proud
[00:10] <golD_lux> I JUST BROGUTH THEM THE GIFT OF ORDER
[00:10] <Haru E> Nice.
[00:10] <Sakura Xadium Aino> IT WAS SO CRYPTO FASCIST
[00:11] <golD_lux> BUT
[00:11] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> .................................
[00:11] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> cressida you will not do that with robert
[00:11] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> do I make myself clear
[00:11] <golD_lux> I'm.. better now? XD;
[00:11] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> do I make myself clear
[00:11] <Eitak_Razal> I dunno. I've met some children in need of that level order.
[00:11] <Eitak_Razal> Stupid parents that don't know how to parent.
[00:12] <golD_lux> I won't do it to Robert <_<
[00:14] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> good
[00:15] <Haru E> Well hell, Eitak--- at least back home it's legal to leave little pains in the ass out in the wilderness, where roving demons and other monsters can make tasty snacks outta 'em. They learn REAL FAST, or they become Wurm-food.
[00:16] <Eitak_Razal> That's not parenting. That's parentel neglect
[00:17] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> .........................................
[00:17] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ..Ike...is robert sleeping...or did you just..leave him on his own
[00:19] <Haru E> Well hey, if they can't back up their statements, then they get what's coming to 'em. Sometimes they need a cold dose of reality.
[00:19] <The Iconoclast> I left a tendril behind.
[00:19] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> oh good *whew*
[00:20] *** quick pan to one of his blood-red eyes and demon mouthed-tendril hooked to the wall like a baby monitor camera
[00:21] <Eitak_Razal> Haru. When Ryaina is born you're never allowed to babysit.
[00:21] <Eitak_Razal> (if I remember this 10 years from now)
[00:22] <Haru E> Hey, that's back home, in the Netherworld. I happen to like Magi---- no way I'm gonna let her come to undue harm.
[00:22] <Vermellia X. Rosso> LOL "undue"
[00:23] <Haru E> And what is that supposed to imply, dear Vermellia~
[00:23] * Haru E suddenly locks onto Vermellia, much like a T-Rex sighting a tasty meal.
[00:23] * Matsumi Kaze silently sends a text behind her back..
[00:23] * Vermellia X. Rosso grins
[00:23] <Vermellia X. Rosso> Well "Undue" means some is "due~"
[00:25] <Chiyoko Shinkaze> MOTHER I'M PREGNANT AND ASHER IS THE FATHER!
[00:26] <Haru E> >.>
[00:26] <Haru E>
[00:27] <Eitak_Razal> HOW
[00:27] <Chiyoko Shinkaze> ........um...
[00:27] <Ms. Altair> OH! MY! GOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!
[00:28] <golD_lux> Ho... can this.. BE!
[00:28] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> THE scandal THE! DRAMA!
[00:29] <Chiyoko Shinkaze> o_o
[00:31] <Chiyoko Shinkaze> ..it..itw as matsumi's idea!
[00:31] * Chiyoko Shinkaze runs!
[00:32] *** Chiyoko Shinkaze has left #suburbansenshi3
[00:32] <Matsumi Kaze> awww poo...and I thought it was a funny joke
[00:32] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Wwo MAtsumi's a pimp
[00:32] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> She got Chyoko pregnant!
[00:32] <golD_lux> I knooow
[00:32] <Vermellia X. Rosso> wow
[00:32] * BIG_Green creates a pimp robe, pimp rod and pimp hat
[00:33] * BIG_Green present them to her
[00:33] <BIG_Green> Mistress of Pimps.
[00:33] <Matsumi Kaze> um...
[00:33] * Matsumi Kaze puts it on
[00:33] * Matsumi Kaze is now known as Matsumi DaPimp
[00:33] <Matsumi DaPimp> .....
[00:34] <Matsumi DaPimp> ..bad...ass
[00:34] <Haru E> SSSSNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
[00:34] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> /m bows to the master
[00:34] <Haru E> (Owowowow--- strained a nostril with that last one!)
[00:35] <// J_Daito //> ALL HAIL THE QUEEN OF PIMPS
[00:35] <FireFly_9> HAIL
[00:35] <Arataka Wyldsord> HAIL
[00:36] <@Chateaux Concierge> SHE BRINGS US THE MIRACLE CHILD
[00:36] <@Chateaux Concierge> THE ASHER BABY
[00:36] <@Chateaux Concierge> HENCEFORTH NAMED "BÆ"
[00:36] <@Chateaux Concierge> BÆ-BÆ
[00:37] <Matsumi DaPimp> what if I just..made that all up
[00:38] * Godot sips some black as hell coffee
[00:38] <Godot> A firring gambit.. for the Queen of Pimps.
[00:38] <Godot> ^fitting
[00:40] <Matsumi DaPimp> ._. ok
[00:41] * Eitak_Razal has fallen over onto the floor due to laughing too hard
[00:42] * Vermellia X. Rosso passes out food and snack and thanks for coming :D
[00:42] * @Chateaux Concierge changes topic to `Boom Shaka Laka`
[00:43] <Haru E> Hey, no problem~
[00:45] <@The Proprietor> And now its sleep time
[00:45] <@Texas_Samurai> You go on th' couch :P
[00:45] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> Ike, let's go home...
[00:45] <@The Proprietor> whyyy
[00:45] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte gives Ike a kiss on the cheek
[00:45] * @Texas_Samurai glares at Chat "Ah ain't into charin'
[00:45] <@Texas_Samurai> ^sharin'
[00:46] <@Chateaux Concierge> Hey now it's just a mental link~
[00:46] <Det. Ema Skye> Sex is all in the brain~
[00:46] <@The Proprietor> Don;'t you start! Snackoos look like cat poo!
[00:46] <@The Proprietor> You look like you're eating cat poo!
[00:46] * Det. Ema Skye 's lower lip quivers
[00:46] * Det. Ema Skye is away: T____________________T
[00:47] * [gTV]Aya-chan! is away: I f[BLEEP]king love Snackoos! :D :D :D ♡
[00:47] * [gTV]Red_Crow is away: did she just swear?
[00:48] <Nelius Raoul> One gigantic ball of crazy, this place. :P
[00:49] <Vermellia X. Rosso> Which is how we like it :3
[00:49] * Vermellia X. Rosso is away: WHEEEE
[00:50] *** Kaelyn P. Peinforte has left #suburbansenshi3 (let's go home)
[00:55] *** Nelius Raoul [Overlord.Shura.CreativeChaos@Rasetsu.Coalition.nw] has left #suburbansenshi3 (Away we go~)

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[15:20] *** Eitak_Razal [Queen@Neggerra.gov] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[15:20] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa eitak_razal
[15:20] * Eitak_Razal leans into the room
[15:20] <Eitak_Razal> <.<
[15:20] <Eitak_Razal> >.>
[15:20] <DreamSeer> So Eitak
[15:20] <DreamSeer> Exactly how old are you
[15:20] <Eitak_Razal> Ack Gah!
[15:21] * @Chateaux Concierge changes topic to `ASK ANYONE ANYTHING LIVE!!!`
[15:22] <Kouri_Princcess> Chateaux, does that include you?
[15:22] <Eitak_Razal> Oh. That's easy.. I'm 23
[15:22] <DreamSeer> And what exactly do you do for a living?
[15:23] <Eitak_Razal> I rule over Earth in dimension parrell to this one
[15:23] <Matsumi Kaze> wood this is going to be interesting!
[15:23] <Matsumi Kaze> *WOOT
[15:24] <Eitak_Razal> Is "Queen" consdiered a job these days?
[15:24] <DreamSeer> Matsumi
[15:24] <DreamSeer> just how old are you?
[15:25] <Matsumi Kaze> around..15-ish now...
[15:25] <Kouri_Princess> I consider it one seeing as how my nephew's wife is his queen and handles the social work and charity work. My niece, Adair, is queen of Egae
[15:25] <Kouri_Princess> she has a ton of work she has to do every day
[15:25] <Matsumi Kaze> if you include my old age..I'm around...36?
[15:26] <Kouri_Princess> I think she meant your actual age
[15:27] <Matsumi Kaze> about..36 or 37 I guess
[15:27] <Kouri_Princess> Hmmm
[15:27] <Kouri_Princess> you are all babies compared to me
[15:27] <Kouri_Princess> I'm
[15:28] <Kouri_Princess> i forget how old I am
[15:28] * Eitak_Razal facepalms
[15:28] <Kouri_Princess> somewhere around 350?
[15:28] <Kouri_Princess> something like that
[15:28] <Lady Hale> Hm, only a tenth of my age. And I know beings far older than I.
[15:28] <Kouri_Princess> Demons have very long lifespans.
[15:29] <Lady Hale> Considering I work with many demons, that's common knowledge.
[15:30] <Eitak_Razal> These questions are boring...
[15:30] <Eitak_Razal> Seriously I've given press conferances that are more fun.
[15:32] <Lady Hale> Well then, Miss Eitak-- what would you consider to be one your most victorious moments in life?
[15:33] <Matsumi Kaze> hmph!
[15:33] <Eitak_Razal> ....It hasn't happned yet.
[15:33] <Eitak_Razal> Because I just know that day is gonna be the day my daughter is born.
[15:34] <Lady Hale> Aha,
[15:36] <Matsumi Kaze> d'awwwwwwwww
[15:36] <Matsumi Kaze> anyone have any questions for me :3
[15:38] <Lady Hale> Hmm, let's see....
[15:40] <Lady Hale> Matsumi, what would you consider to have been the funniest play you've seen or acted in--- and I mean having moments where you can't help but laugh.
[15:41] <Matsumi Kaze> hm....
[15:42] <Matsumi Kaze> Comedy Macbeth was pretty funny! especally the moment Lady Macbeth slipped over the water she was using to wash her hands!
[15:43] <Matsumi Kaze> Eitak! what was the most embrassing thing you ever did?
[15:56] <Eitak_Razal> Hmmm
[15:56] <Eitak_Razal> (( Sorry had to carry in grocries ))
[15:58] <Eitak_Razal> Well one time I forgot I had a press conferance schudled and wokd up late. And walked though the maiin lobby of the castle in my night gown and no make up and my hair not done... right into a crowd of reporters. They were thankfully understanding but I was mortififed
[16:06] <Lady Hale> Wow.
[16:08] <Eitak_Razal> I think it actully made be a bit more relateable in the long run, as it showed people I am just as Falible as they are.
[16:08] <Eitak_Razal> *made me
[16:11] <Lady Hale> Common ground.
[16:18] <Lady Hale> (Hm, where to go from here....)
[16:22] <Matsumi Kaze> hmmm
[16:23] * Plushie-chan bounces though.
[16:27] <Lady Hale> Hello, Miss Plushie.
[16:29] <Zotia> I believe she's the resident Alchemist and Potion-maker, among other things.
[16:29] <Zotia> Reminds me--- what would she have considered to be one of the most bizarre items she's crafted?
[16:33] <Plushie-chan> Man-eatting straw-nanna plants!
[16:34] * Plushie-chan is ALSO a botonist! She has PHDs :D
[16:34] <Zotia> Oh my.
[16:35] * Plushie-chan passes out strawnannas
[16:36] <Matsumi Kaze> O_O
[16:36] <Zotia> Interesting..
[16:41] <Lady Hale> ....very interesting.
[16:51] <Matsumi Kaze> so um next question?
[16:51] <Zotia> Quite nice. Any other fusions you've made?
[16:52] <Plushie-chan> None that I can legally talk about yet
[16:52] * Zotia raises an eyebrow at this.
[16:54] <Plushie-chan> I did make a One UP mushroom though
[16:56] <Zotia> A ressurection item, I take it.
[16:56] <Plushie-chan> Actully an ingrident for a homoncuous that never got ctreated
[16:58] <Zotia> Ah..
[17:18] <Lady Hale> Say, Miss Magistra, if you're about.... did you ever have any prototype weaponry ideas that got scrapped due to impracticality?
[17:19] <The Magistra> Oh yeah totally
[17:19] <The Magistra> My gunblade alone went though multible diffrent versions before we hit one that worked without jamming or falling apart when used
[17:22] <The Magistra> Given we were working with a speical magical metal didn't help
[17:23] <Lady Hale> Must've been somewhat unstable.
[17:23] <The Magistra> (( BRB ))
[17:34] <Zotia> Well then, any other questions to go around.....
[17:45] <Matsumi Kaze> ummmmmmmmmmmmmm
[17:46] <Matsumi Kaze> Zotia!
[17:46] <Zotia> Hm?
[17:46] <Matsumi Kaze> have you and raoul ever * in * **?
[17:47] <Zotia> ???
[17:48] <Matsumi Kaze> I'm asking you if you and raoul have ever [censored] [censored] [ohmygod censored] in [censored]
[17:49] * Zotia recoils with a look of horror on her face. 0_0
[17:49] <Matsumi Kaze> ..what..it's a legimate question
[17:49] <Zotia> Good god, I know we're demons, but even we don't go to that extreme.
[17:49] <The Magistra> (( Back ))
[17:50] <Zotia> (( WB ))
[17:53] <The Magistra> Anyways, Sage weapons are made of a magical metal that is infused with part of our power. They're like part of our bodies
[17:54] <Lady Hale> I see.
[18:00] <Zotia> ....anyway, Miss Kaze, Nelius and I haven't gotten to that point yet---- he says he's looking something up before we go that far.
[18:02] <Matsumi Kaze> oh typical excuses
[18:05] <Zotia> Well, considering all the pregnancies going around, this is anything but typical.
[18:19] <Kurisutaru> So Matsumi
[18:20] <Kurisutaru> When can I expect to see your charming sister on Unmei? ^_^ At some point her child, Victoria, is due to marry Sylvester Amestris, after all.
[18:20] <Kurisutaru> I mean it's obvious XD
[18:21] <Kurisutaru> The two are close even now as children
[18:21] <The Magistra> Hey now. Spoilers dood
[18:24] <Kurisutaru> :P
[18:24] <Kurisutaru> Oh so the fact they and their children come here are not spoilers enough?
[18:26] <Matsumi Kaze> huh?
[18:26] <Matsumi Kaze> um..no clue
[18:27] <Kurisutaru> damn
[18:32] <Sir Brandle> I have a question for The Magistra.
[18:33] <The Magistra> Shoot!
[18:33] <Sir Brandle> When you are NOT here in the hotel, since you are heir to a planet and can go anywhere else in time, where is the NEXT most likely place you are to be found besides in the Tokyo of this Universe?
[18:33] <The Magistra> ...My home.
[18:34] <The Magistra> You know the planet you just mentioned.
[18:36] <The Magistra> I think that should have been obvious actully.
[18:36] <Kurisutaru> and if you are not there?
[18:37] <The Magistra> Gallifrey.
[18:37] <The Magistra> Unlike some people, despite not being well like there, I didn't burn my bridges
[18:58] <Sir Brandle> I have a question for Sailor Quinox as well.
[18:58] <Sir Brandle> Since you use the Rhapsody Spear in combat, do you ever get concerned about fighting in very cramped, tight spaces where a spear becomes unwieldy? Do you ever have nig, htmares about getting into a fight in an elevator for example?
[19:03] <Matsumi Kaze> well
[19:03] <Matsumi Kaze> yes but I can shrink the spear back into a flute if it becomes too unwielding
[19:03] <Matsumi Kaze> in cases like that I tend to go for hand to hand
[19:04] *** Pink Lion [charlotteb@abyss.net] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:04] <@spiritflame> konbanwa pink lion
[19:05] <Matsumi Kaze> hi lottie!
[19:05] <Pink Lion> um hello
[19:08] <Zotia> Welcome.
[19:11] <Lady Hale> If you've any questions that have been hanging within your mind, feel free to ask.
[19:14] <Pink Lion> sure
[19:15] <Kurisutaru> Question for Lady Charlotte
[19:16] <Kurisutaru> How many children have you actually had including the currently living ones
[19:16] <Pink Lion> um....
[19:16] * Pink Lion thinks
[19:16] <Pink Lion> Ten I believe, not including the surrogates I'm carrying now
[19:17] <MusicArtisan> Twelve counting them. They're still yours even if not genetically, Lottie
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[19:17] <@spiritflame> konbanwa musicartisan
[19:17] * MusicArtisan brought Lacie her cream puffs that are covered in chocolate
[19:18] * Pink Lion takes them gratefully
[19:18] <Sir Brandle> I have a question for Kurisutaru and the other Egaian/Unmeian nobles: Could you get your whole body through a tiny makeup mirror if you had to, and do people ever hide from you or keep you away by taking down all the mirrors they can find
[19:19] <Sir Brandle> ???
[19:19] <Kurisutaru> No. We couldn't. We require specially enchanted mirrors to travel through mirrors and they have to be full-length mirrors.
[19:28] <Sir Brandle> Question for Catriona: Do you prank just about anybodely and act wildly and impulsively most of the time , or do you only let that side of you show here, and only prank people in the HOTEL?
[19:39] <Catriona> I'm the Maker of Mischief here and in Gensokyo
[19:40] <Catriona> On Unmei and Egae, I am a respected soldier and noblewoman, on Egae especially I am feared and respected as it is well-known that I won't hesitate to cut out someone's tongue should they decide to speak ill of my family or my queen. I'm the Duchess Tenarie, a very respectable title.
[20:02] * The Necromantress wanders though
[20:05] <golD_lux> So how much sugar do all you Unmei guys eat XD
[20:07] <Catriona> Not all that much, actually
[20:07] <Catriona> I looooved spicy foods when I was pregnant with my twins XD
[20:08] <Catriona> Surprisingly enough, if you know where to go...you can find spicy food easily
[20:08] <Catriona> :D
[20:08] <Catriona> I prefer my tea with a little milk instead of sugar
[20:09] <David O`Cain> Bet you had a lot of heartburn from all that spice.
[20:09] <Catriona> So Cressida...since it's ask ANYONE.....what is the most embarrassing story you can tell me about your mother?
[20:09] <Matsumi Kaze> OOOOO
[20:09] * Matsumi Kaze gets ready to write this down
[20:10] <golD_lux> Hmmmm
[20:11] <golD_lux> She sleeps with a teddy bear
[20:11] <golD_lux> That Grandpa gave ehr when she was born
[20:11] <Catriona> Awwwwww
[20:11] <Catriona> That's not embarrassing, that's adorable!
[20:11] * Matsumi Kaze writes it down...
[20:11] <Matsumi Kaze> awwww
[20:13] <Catriona> Can you tell me a story that your mother absolutely doesn't want anyone to know about her?
[20:13] <golD_lux> hmmm
[20:13] <David O`Cain> Cute.
[20:14] <golD_lux> She dated Ikari Shinji for a while.
[20:14] * Sakura Xadium Aino WHAPS Cressida with a Harisen
[20:14] <golD_lux> AAAHHH you were there? ><
[20:15] <Sakura Xadium Aino> :P
[20:15] <David O`Cain> Probably didn't last long, did it?
[20:16] <golD_lux> Naw.
[20:16] <Matsumi Kaze> hey sakura! what's your teddy bear's name?
[20:17] <Sakura Xadium Aino> Mr. Bear!
[20:18] <Matsumi Kaze> awww nice!
[20:19] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Matsumi-chaaan
[20:19] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> of the other senshi who is your favorite~
[20:19] <Matsumi Kaze> yes?
[20:19] <Matsumi Kaze> .........................
[20:19] <Matsumi Kaze> to be honest...
[20:20] <Matsumi Kaze> probably you Minako
[20:20] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Waii!!! ♡
[20:20] <Matsumi Kaze> I know you're not an outer but you really stuck close to me years back..and you befriended me..and ewre nice to me
[20:20] <Matsumi Kaze> *were
[20:20] * The Necromantress sits in a corner.
[20:20] <Matsumi Kaze> and there were times when I was in a dark place and you helped me
[20:20] * Matsumi Kaze is actually in serious mode
[20:20] <Matsumi Kaze> I'm glad to have you as a friend I really am
[20:21] * [gTV]C'est_la_V gives her a thumbs-up
[20:22] <David O`Cain> Very nice, Matsumi.
[20:23] <golD_lux> Man I hear old those storiesof the crazy old days
[20:23] <golD_lux> There's a question for the room!
[20:23] <golD_lux> From the last 11 years
[20:23] <golD_lux> What's your most favorite memory of what you've done here?
[20:24] <The Necromantress> The Day I won.
[20:24] <Eitak_Razal> Hmmm
[20:25] <David O`Cain> Damn, Cressida. I've got a few. :P
[20:25] <golD_lux> Piick oneee~
[20:26] <Matsumi Kaze> as silly as it sounds
[20:26] <Matsumi Kaze> the day I was married
[20:27] <Eitak_Razal> The Day I met my daughter I think.
[20:28] <Eitak_Razal> Minus the whole getting kidnapped part
[20:28] * David O`Cain takes a deep breath as he ponders about his most favorite memory
[20:35] <David O`Cain> Out of all the best memories I've had, I'd have to say reuniting with Masaki is among the top favorite memories.
[20:36] <golD_lux> Two votes for romance <3
[20:38] <David O`Cain> It was a difficult choice. It was that, marrying said sweetheart, kicking Imperium ass, beating the Zealots, and winning the 2012 Budokai divisonal title.
[20:39] <golD_lux> ...yeah we really need to finish ours
[20:39] <@The Proprietor> <_<
[20:39] <[gTV]Red_Crow> I will so f[BLEEP]king make you all hunger games ir.
[20:39] <[gTV]Red_Crow> ^it
[20:40] <Mister Torgue> Do it anyway! It's the only way to get the divisional competitors up off their lazy asses! Also, what's going on with the Champions bracket? The suspense is killing the audience!
[20:41] * Franziska von Karma points at Paisley
[20:41] <Franziska von Karma> I will defeat you.
[20:41] *** Mister Torgue [0] has quit IRC (FIGHT!)
[20:41] <David O`Cain> Yeesh.
[20:41] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'll make my reputation stepping on your back :P
[20:43] <Matsumi Kaze> hey Franz I have a question for you
[20:43] <Franziska von Karma> Yes?
[20:43] <Matsumi Kaze> and feel free not to answer if you don't want to :)
[20:43] <Matsumi Kaze> what is the most embrassing court case you had to do?
[20:44] <Franziska von Karma> ...In terms of the defeat or the subject matter?
[20:45] <Matsumi Kaze> subject matter
[20:46] <Franziska von Karma> Once when I was prosecuting Vhris-chan... I had to show the Jury... everything
[20:46] <Franziska von Karma> ^Chris
[20:46] <Franziska von Karma> All of his pictues and videos///
[20:46] <Matsumi Kaze> ..oh god
[20:46] <Franziska von Karma> And I had to ... explain them
[20:46] <Franziska von Karma> It was an Older Jury.
[20:47] <Franziska von Karma> So I had to explain... everything.
[20:47] <Franziska von Karma> "Why is he wearing a bra?" Because...
[20:47] <Franziska von Karma> "What is he jumping on in that bed?" An inflatable female...
[20:47] <Franziska von Karma> "Why is he doing that?" Because...
[20:48] <Franziska von Karma> "Can you show us his "fanart"" Yes...
[20:48] <David O`Cain> S[BLEEP]t.
[20:54] <Matsumi Kaze> ...did you get therepy after that
[20:56] <Franziska von Karma> You wouldn't believe the things I've seen.
[20:58] <David O`Cain> So much brain bleach needed, I'll bet.
[21:01] <Franziska von Karma> Indeed.
[21:02] <Matsumi Kaze> so david...
[21:02] <Matsumi Kaze> what is the one thing you've always wanted to do but never done
[21:04] <David O`Cain> Hmmm.
[21:07] <David O`Cain> One thing I've always wanted to do, but haven't done...god, I'm trying to remember.
[21:14] <David O`Cain> I'm sorry, Matsumi, but I'm drawing a blank on this one. :(
[21:17] <Matsumi Kaze> awww poo
[21:23] <David O`Cain> Yeah, sorry I disappointed you. :(
[21:29] * David O`Cain takes a seat
[21:31] <Matsumi Kaze> so um..what's the next question
[21:33] <Eitak_Razal> I've been waiting for an expostion heavy world building question but no one wants to ask any.
[21:35] <Zotia> I'm fairly certain some of those questions are being reserved for a later time.
[21:35] <golD_lux> WHY ARE YOU SO META ALL THE TIME RARRGH
[21:35] <golD_lux> XD
[21:35] <David O`Cain> Probably because we can't think of one, Eitak.
[21:35] <> It's like their whole world is inhabited by Deadpools
[21:36] * The ~Lady~ Serenity III is now known as The ~Lady~ Serenity III
[21:37] <Eitak_Razal> When you live in the house of a god of evil for a few years you kinda pick up this kinda thing
[21:37] <Zotia> Say, what was that like, Miss Eitak?
[21:38] <Eitak_Razal> Oh it was fine. He was very nice in person. The house itself was alive, known as Abode.
[21:38] <Eitak_Razal> The god was very good at makeing brunch. It was the adventures we had while using his home as a base that left mental scars.
[21:41] <David O`Cain> Hey, Matsumi. What was your best romantic getaway with Hideki?
[21:45] <Matsumi Kaze> ..wow..um let's see.....
[21:47] <Matsumi Kaze> ...I can't choose really
[21:47] <Matsumi Kaze> they were all good...
[21:48] <David O`Cain> Heh.
[21:50] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> I rmeember when you and Hideki-san did "from here to infernity" on the beach~
[21:50] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ^"Infirmary"
[21:51] <golD_lux> ...ETERNITY
[21:51] <=^catablanca^=> ...ETERNITY
[21:51] <Sakura Xadium Aino> ...ETERNITY
[21:51] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ... that too <_<
[21:52] <Matsumi Kaze> oh yeah that was awesome
[21:52] <Matsumi Kaze> we went around the world for our honeymoon :D
[21:53] <David O`Cain> Nice.
[21:54] <Catriona> Hey Artemis
[21:54] <Catriona> What is the most embarrassing secret you know about Minako
[21:56] * [gTV]C'est_la_V pulls out a giant pair fo hedge trimmers
[21:56] <=^catablanca^=> ....
[21:56] <=^catablanca^=> ....that she is too kind.
[21:56] * Catriona uses a spell to turn them into safety scissors
[21:56] <=^catablanca^=> _too, too kind_.
[21:56] * [gTV]C'est_la_V notes that will jsut make it take longer.
[21:57] * And hurt more.
[21:57] * Catriona turns the safety scissors into a rock
[21:58] * =^catablanca^= goes to speak
[21:58] <Matsumi Kaze> artemis!
[21:58] <Matsumi Kaze> I have a question!
[21:58] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> - I'll crush your balls with them -
[21:58] * =^catablanca^= is away: flee
[21:58] <Matsumi Kaze> aww
[21:58] * Eitak_Razal melts the rock in her hand
[21:59] <David O`Cain> Hoo boy.
[21:59] <Matsumi Kaze> I was going to ask him what his all time favorite meal was
[21:59] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> - I'll smear the hgot lava over his balls -
[21:59] * Eitak_Razal notes you can totally melt stone. You just have to make it hot enough
[21:59] <@The Proprietor> Mina he left
[21:59] <Eitak_Razal> You might wanna get that hand looked at first
[21:59] * [gTV]C'est_la_V is protected by her feminine rage
[22:00] <Catriona> Hey Xadium
[22:00] <Catriona> What's the most embarrassing thing you know about Minako?
[22:00] <Catriona> :D
[22:01] <Catriona> You're protected by Chateaux and Gemini so you're totally safe :D
[22:01] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> - You have balls too, X-kun -
[22:01] <@Texas_Samurai> Yeah an' Ah ain't in a proptectin' mood *glares at Chat*
[22:01] * Eitak_Razal roundhouse kicks Mina out of the room
[22:01] <@Chateaux Concierge> LOL who says I'd protect him hahah
[22:01] <Matsumi Kaze> ... >.>
[22:01] <Catriona> ..........................
[22:01] <Matsumi Kaze> HEY GEMS
[22:01] <Matsumi Kaze> QUESTION!
[22:01] * [gTV]C'est_la_V BLOCKS with a DBZ style forearm
[22:02] <@Texas_Samurai> Shhot!
[22:02] <@Texas_Samurai> ^Shoot
[22:02] <Eitak_Razal> This is an ask anything. Only the Askee is allowd to disallow the awnser
[22:02] <Matsumi Kaze> you knew her..him..whatever
[22:02] <Matsumi Kaze> .....what is subaru's deepest..darkest..secret
[22:02] <@Texas_Samurai> She's got a thing fer bagels.
[22:03] <Matsumi Kaze> ooooooooooooooooooooooh?
[22:03] <Eitak_Razal> Bagels are delcious
[22:03] <Catriona> Hey X, who's better? Gemini or Minako? as far as a model goes
[22:03] <@Texas_Samurai> A... "thing" fer bagels.
[22:04] <@The Proprietor> Model?
[22:04] <@The Proprietor> Like in cars?
[22:04] <@Texas_Samurai> yes X...
[22:04] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ...which one's better....
[22:04] <Eitak_Razal> Innapropriate Bagel...
[22:05] * Eitak_Razal puts up a protective sheild around X, sighing




[22:05] <Nelius Raoul> It begins.... again.
[22:05] * @The Proprietor pales
[22:06] <@The Proprietor> ...
[22:06] <@The Proprietor> Well you see
[22:06] <@The Proprietor> What really is meant by "better"
[22:06] * Matsumi Kaze raises hand
[22:06] <Matsumi Kaze> Gemini has the better ass...
[22:06] <@The Proprietor> ins't it so all terribly subjective.
[22:06] <Nelius Raoul> Let's be glad this is nothing like one kingdom I crash-landed in years ago.
[22:06] <Matsumi Kaze> but Minako has the better bust
[22:06] * Matsumi Kaze nods nods
[22:06] <@The Proprietor> I mean...
[22:07] * @The Proprietor starts to ramble philosophoal
[22:07] <Eitak_Razal> .....
[22:07] <Eitak_Razal> Lets just move on
[22:07] * Matsumi Kaze gets some coffee for the girls
[22:07] <Matsumi Kaze> men, am I right
[22:07] <@The Proprietor> (Whew)
[22:08] <@Texas_Samurai> Dang that man can jus' talk about nothin'
[22:08] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> I know, ne~?
[22:08] <Matsumi Kaze> you know
[22:08] <Matsumi Kaze> that's the problem with being around a time lord
[22:08] <Matsumi Kaze> it's all technobabble
[22:08] <Eitak_Razal> He should just awnser the question properly. People who are afraid to speak their minds are annoying.;
[22:09] <Nelius Raoul> Time Lords are fairly hardy, but I have my doubts he can regrow lost limbs or ripped-out organs very easily.
[22:10] <David O`Cain> I don't know, Matsumi. Both seem to be equal on bust size. Although, Minako's is a bit larger than Gemini's. They both have nice asses, in my opinion.
[22:10] <@Texas_Samurai> ...We're rigth here
[22:10] <golD_lux> Goddamn did this become a meat market LOL
[22:10] <Catriona> A hundred gold pieces says he thinks Gemini is better in bed :P
[22:10] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> I'M THE GODDESS OF LOVE!!!
[22:11] <@Texas_Samurai> Ah'm a Readhead.
[22:11] <@Texas_Samurai> ^Redhead
[22:11] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh s[BLEEP]t shots fired.
[22:11] <Catriona> But PAISLEY is the most beautiful of all :D
[22:11] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well, yes.
[22:12] <@Texas_Samurai> horse hockey
[22:12] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> bulls[BLEEP]t
[22:12] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Don't be hatas.
[22:13] <Eitak_Razal> Yinz are all dumb.
[22:13] <Matsumi Kaze> ..yeah seriously...
[22:14] <Matsumi Kaze> ..nobody can top me in looks
[22:14] <Eitak_Razal> There's no contest to be had here
[22:14] <Eitak_Razal> It's so stupid
[22:15] <Matsumi Kaze> you're just saying that cause you're jealous
[22:15] <The ~Lady~ Serenity III> Correct. I'm clearly the best.
[22:15] * Nelius Raoul pulls out a baseball cap, dons it, then flips it down over his eyes. "Wake me when we get to the interesting questions."
[22:15] <Matsumi Kaze> oh stuff it chibi!
[22:15] <Eitak_Razal> Why would I be jelous of any of you.
[22:15] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh look at him playing it cool.
[22:15] * Matsumi Kaze starts to list all her best qualities!
[22:16] <The ~Lady~ Serenity III> ...You mean like you have to, Matsumi?
[22:16] <Matsumi Kaze> .........................
[22:16] <Matsumi Kaze> I DO NOT
[22:16] <Matsumi Kaze> THESE ARE NATURAL
[22:16] <The ~Lady~ Serenity III> hshshshshshshshsshshshshsshshshshs
[22:17] <The ~Lady~ Serenity III> Suuuuure
[22:17] <Matsumi Kaze> grrrrrrr..
[22:17] <Matsumi Kaze> SEE!?
[22:17] <The ~Lady~ Serenity III> Silicone comes from natural ingredients I guess
[22:17] * The Next Moment has been screened
[22:18] <Eitak_Razal> Sides. Unlike you a tabloid actully voted me most eligabe batchorette 3 times in in a row. And most beuitful twice.
[22:18] <Reverend_H> YEAH BABY YEAH BABY YEAH
[22:18] <Matsumi Kaze> T____T they aren't fake T______T
[22:18] <Matsumi Kaze> T_____T
[22:18] * Matsumi Kaze criiiies
[22:19] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Okay now that we've broken her, next question?
[22:19] * Matsumi Kaze moves to a corner to cry
[22:20] * The ~Lady~ Serenity III gets her some tissues....
[22:20] * TO STUFF IN HER BRA
[22:20] <golD_lux> Okay Chibiusa let it go XD
[22:20] <The ~Lady~ Serenity III> She's always so sensitive about it XD
[22:21] <Matsumi Kaze> you're mean T_T
[22:22] <Catriona> Matsumi, if you could hit Chibiusa with anything, what would it be?
[22:22] * Matsumi Kaze picks up a chair and tries to bean her in the back of the head
[22:22] <Catriona> I'd say that answers that question :D
[22:22] <Catriona> CRESSIDA
[22:22] <Matsumi Kaze> that
[22:23] <Catriona> what is your favorite thing about Neminix?
[22:23] <golD_lux> Her unpretentiousness.
[22:23] <Catriona> ^^
[22:23] * David O`Cain consoles Matsumi, "It's gonna be alright."
[22:24] <Catriona> What is your favorite thing about your cousin? :D
[22:24] <Catriona> I'm referring to Vermellia of course
[22:24] <Matsumi Kaze> hmph
[22:24] * Matsumi Kaze sits in a chair angerly and watches the rest
[22:25] <golD_lux> Her energy and kindness.
[22:26] * David O`Cain hands Matsumi a can of ginger ale
[22:27] <Catriona> ^^
[22:27] <Catriona> GEMINI :D What is your favorite thing about Xadium?
[22:27] <@Texas_Samurai> He's patient n' kind.
[22:27] <Matsumi Kaze> hmph
[22:28] <Catriona> ^_^
[22:28] * Matsumi Kaze turns away from david and the others
[22:28] <Catriona> Matsumi
[22:28] <Catriona> What is your favorite thing about Hideki?
[22:28] <Matsumi Kaze> not answering
[22:28] <The ~Lady~ Serenity III> Okay I'm sorry :<
[22:29] <Catriona> Why not? D:
[22:29] <The ~Lady~ Serenity III> They're real
[22:29] <Catriona> I honestly want to know what your favorite thing about your husband is T_T
[22:29] <Matsumi Kaze> it was a really low blow, chibi...even I don't go that far
[22:30] <Matsumi Kaze> ..as for hideki
[22:30] <Matsumi Kaze> ..he's a super sweet guy...I love his kindness and his strength
[22:31] <Catriona> ^________^
[22:31] <Catriona> What do you think of my sister naming her son after your husband?
[22:34] <Matsumi Kaze> oh love it! Hideki was really honored
[22:35] <Catriona> ^_^
[22:42] <Matsumi Kaze> ...so..............chibi.....................
[22:43] <Matsumi Kaze> ...what is the most embrassing thing you ever did in your life
[22:43] <The ~Lady~ Serenity III> Married Elios.
[22:43] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte>
[22:43] <The ~Lady~ Serenity III> EDIT:
[22:43] <The ~Lady~ Serenity III> Elios.
[22:43] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> OW
[22:43] <@Texas_Samurai> Daaang.
[22:44] <Matsumi Kaze> ..yeah that makes sense
[22:44] * Reverend_H slowly begins to weep
[22:46] <Catriona> Yep
[22:46] <Catriona> Makes total sense
[22:48] <David O`Cain> Indeed.
[22:48] <Eitak_Razal> mhmm
[22:52] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So.
[22:52] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Eitak.
[22:52] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Question.
[22:52] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> What is the question you WISH we'd ask you.
[22:57] <Eitak_Razal> ...
[22:57] <Eitak_Razal> Hmmm
[22:58] <Eitak_Razal> Something related to laws or magic I guess
[23:00] <David O`Cain> Hey, Matsumi. I think I may have an answer to your question earlier.
[23:00] <Matsumi Kaze> huh?
[23:02] <David O`Cain> Aside from you and Masaki, the one thing I would like to do, but haven't done is to be able to fight the Senshi at their very best as well as fullest power to date.
[23:03] <Matsumi Kaze> O____________________O
[23:04] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks at her watch
[23:04] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> That uhh... took a while
[23:04] <Matsumi Kaze> O_____O
[23:04] <Matsumi Kaze> um....o....kay
[23:05] <The ~Lady~ Serenity III> WAIT
[23:05] <The ~Lady~ Serenity III> WAIT
[23:05] <The ~Lady~ Serenity III> "Aside from you and Masaki, the one thing I would like to do,
[23:05] <David O`Cain> Actually, I take that back. All Senshi.
[23:05] <The ~Lady~ Serenity III> "Aside from *you* and Masaki, the one thing I would like to do,"
[23:05] <The ~Lady~ Serenity III> You want to "do" Matsumi?
[23:05] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte stuffs her fist in her mouth
[23:06] <golD_lux> oh snap
[23:06] <Vermellia X. Rosso> awkwaaaard
[23:06] <David O`Cain> Really, shortround? You are REALLY gonna take things WAY out of context?
[23:06] <The ~Lady~ Serenity III> I'm not short anymore :P
[23:07] <The ~Lady~ Serenity III> And you said it~
[23:07] <Matsumi Kaze> ..wait..were you talking about..fighting me?
[23:07] <Matsumi Kaze> or..you know......doing...me
[23:07] <The ~Lady~ Serenity III> LOL I'm sure now he'll say he wants to "spar" with you
[23:08] <The ~Lady~ Serenity III> Men, amirite~
[23:09] * Matsumi Kaze looks extremenly akward right now
[23:10] <The ~Lady~ Serenity III> ♫ David and Matsumi, sitting in a tree, F-U-C--- ♫
[23:10] * [gTV]C'est_la_V covers her mouth
[23:10] * Matsumi Kaze TACKLES CHIBI-USA
[23:10] <The ~Lady~ Serenity III> merwerferwhg
[23:10] * Eitak_Razal uppercuts Chibi-usa
[23:10] * The ~Lady~ Serenity III was already down so you just clocked minako
[23:11] * [gTV]C'est_la_V goes flying
[23:11] <David O`Cain> IF I COULD CLARIFY, PLEASE!
[23:11] <Eitak_Razal> Ooops. Sorry Minako
[23:11] * Eitak_Razal blinks across the room and catches her
[23:12] <Matsumi Kaze> huh..go ahead david
[23:13] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> It's okay...
[23:14] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> it was less painful than imaging their night of bliss~
[23:14] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ^imagining
[23:14] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte slowly writes down a few paragraphs
[23:14] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte illustrates with stick figures tied up in some kind of frantic knot
[23:15] <Matsumi Kaze> what were you talking about, david?
[23:15] * Matsumi Kaze has her hand clamped over chibi-usa's mouth
[23:16] * The ~Lady~ Serenity III is miming positions with her hands
[23:17] * Haru E pulls a rope, to drop a washbin on Chibiusa's head.
[23:17] <David O`Cain> Okay, earlier Matsumi asked what is the one thing I always wanted to do, but never done. Here's the answer to that question. I have always wanted fight the Senshi of the Moon Kingdom at their very best. Meaning at their most powerful.
[23:17] * Matsumi Kaze is right over chibi-usa..so is knocked the fuch out @_@
[23:18] <Haru E> ಠ_ಠ
[23:19] <David O`Cain> Whether they're already powerful or not, I don't care. I don't care if I get injured during these fights.
[23:21] <Matsumi Kaze> @___@ oro...
[23:22] * Haru E tosses a Heal onto Matsumi.
[23:23] <Yaijinden> Get your proper shonen on.
[23:24] <The ~Lady~ Serenity III> I like getting my shonen on~
[23:24] <The ~Lady~ Serenity III> ♡ all over my body~ ♡
[23:24] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte carefully writes down some more
[23:24] <Yaijinden> yes yes
[23:24] <David O`Cain> If they put up a damn good fight, it is well worth the time and effort. They can fight me any time they wish. If they wanna fight me by themselves, fine. If they want to try a handicap style fight where I'm the one outnumbered at least 2-to-1, go ahead. Fight me.
[23:25] <@SpeedRcrX> At least, huh
[23:25] <@SpeedRcrX> ALL SENSHI ASSEMBLE
[23:25] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> lol
[23:25] <Matsumi Kaze> I'M UP I'M UP
[23:25] * Matsumi Kaze stands up
[23:25] <@SpeedRcrX> POWER UP TO MAXIMUM AND WE WILL TEACH MOON BOY WHY HE MUST FEAR THE NIGHT
[23:26] <David O`Cain> I didn't mean right now, Stinkbug. :P
[23:26] * Matsumi Kaze cracks her knuckles
[23:26] <@SpeedRcrX> B[BLEEP]ch you cannot know the day or the hour!
[23:26] <@SpeedRcrX> Else how will you know if you are TRULY PREPARED
[23:27] <Matsumi Kaze> does the fight include me btw?
[23:28] <David O`Cain> I would think so, Matsumi.
[23:28] <Matsumi Kaze> awesome
[23:29] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So
[23:29] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Question time conitnues
[23:30] <David O`Cain> Anyway, y'all take care. I gotta get some sleep. Later.
[23:30] *** David O`Cain [JRPMoonSoldier@MKArmyRanger.mil] has quit IRC (Time I head on home.)
[23:30] <Matsumi Kaze> seeya david
[23:30] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Ciao
[23:32] <Matsumi Kaze> hey paise
[23:32] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ?
[23:33] <Matsumi Kaze> what food do you find the most.......................................you know
[23:34] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....
[23:34] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> most what>
[23:34] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> >
[23:34] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte PUNCHES a typo-demon
[23:34] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Most what?
[23:35] * The ~Lady~ Serenity III shivers as moist, hot typo-demon juice splatters across her creamy-white skin
[23:35] <Matsumi Kaze> erotic
[23:37] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Bangers and Mash.
[23:37] <Matsumi Kaze> ..wait serously
[23:38] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Whyever not.
[23:38] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Even the name is suggestive.
[23:38] <Matsumi Kaze> ..ew
[23:42] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So
[23:42] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Are we doing another attempt to take over the presidency, Jedite?
[23:42] <// J_Daito //> F[BLEEP]king Spider-Man.
[23:43] <// J_Daito //> I don't know if it's worth it.
[23:43] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...Ambition lost?!
[23:43] * // J_Daito // shrugs
[23:44] <Matsumi Kaze> I think for once the candidites are as horrible as him
[23:45] <// J_Daito //> Indeed.
[23:46] <Matsumi Kaze> I mean seriously..trump
[23:49] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Funny you should say that
[23:49] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I literally am reading a best hit of his tweets RIGHT now.




[23:50] <Matsumi Kaze> .......................








[23:50] <golD_lux> Isn't he running as a...
[23:51] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...yup.
[23:51] <Matsumi Kaze> yeaaaah
[23:54] <Matsumi Kaze> ...








[23:57] <Matsumi Kaze> ...........




[23:57] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> gah




[23:57] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> God dammit link
[23:58] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> he tweeted that he thinks mexico owes him money
[23:59] <Matsumi Kaze> ugggh
[00:02] * Matsumi Kaze opens a ginger ale and drinks
[00:02] <Matsumi Kaze> ............
[00:02] <Matsumi Kaze> ...am I..the only one left here now?
[00:02] <Vermellia X. Rosso> Looks like~
[00:02] <Eitak_Razal> No?
[00:03] <Matsumi Kaze> oh there she is
[00:05] <Haru E> I'm here as well.
[00:07] <Matsumi Kaze> so..what do we..talka bout now
[00:08] <golD_lux> I'm still up for whatever for a while
[00:09] <golD_lux> Kinda not itching to get on with the end of the world stuff
[00:09] <// J_Daito //> You know it's in the contract
[00:09] <golD_lux> mrrgle
[00:11] <Matsumi Kaze> ugh I don't want to go back to being stuck on that island
[00:11] <Matsumi Kaze> (though it is really nice)
[00:11] <golD_lux> Let your bro do stuff for a while
[00:11] <golD_lux> the poor guy
[00:11] <golD_lux> you're all world-famous and stuff
[00:11] <golD_lux> he needs to get out there
[00:11] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Hai, Hai~
[00:12] <Matsumi Kaze> yeah true
[00:12] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> everyone knows "Sailor Q" but they all go "Matsuo Who?"
[00:12] <Vermellia X. Rosso> I like reading his adventures <_<
[00:12] <Matsumi Kaze> sounds like the name of a cheap sci-fi series
[00:12] <Vermellia X. Rosso> I've got the whole set!!
[00:13] <Matsumi Kaze> oh and chibi-usa?
[00:13] <Vermellia X. Rosso> Well Matsuo Shin and the Crystal Bull kinda sucked but I think that one was just written by a ghost writer
[00:13] <Matsumi Kaze> I hope whoever is descended from me in your time gives you a punch in the nose :P
[00:13] <Matsumi Kaze> ANYWAY
[00:13] <Sakura Xadium Aino> Oh lol I read that
[00:14] <Sakura Xadium Aino> Didn't he survive a planet exploding by hiding in a crate.
[00:14] <Vermellia X. Rosso> Yeah!
[00:14] <Matsumi Kaze> ..wait is that in the future? O_O
[00:14] <Vermellia X. Rosso> And it wasn't even a special crate or anything!
[00:14] <Vermellia X. Rosso> Yeah this is like after they make all the movies and stuff
[00:14] <The Magistra> I read all his books. And all the stuff on Aunt Matsi too.
[00:14] <Vermellia X. Rosso> There was like a contract dispute
[00:15] <Matsumi Kaze> ..I always figured he'd stick to some dusty old university
[00:15] <Vermellia X. Rosso> so for a few years Somy had the contract
[00:15] <Vermellia X. Rosso> but to keep it they had to make a movie
[00:15] <Vermellia X. Rosso> And Crystal Bull was it
[00:15] <Vermellia X. Rosso> they had to make a novel so they could claim it was "based on a Matsuo Shin Novel"
[00:16] <Matsumi Kaze> just don't tell my brother that O_o
[00:16] <golD_lux> Teah and they made up an illegitimate son
[00:16] <golD_lux> Mark Shin
[00:16] <golD_lux> So they could make spinoffs
[00:16] <Matsumi Kaze> PFFFT
[00:16] <golD_lux> Except the actor melted down on set
[00:16] <Yaijinden> Like they do
[00:16] <golD_lux> And walked off
[00:17] <Matsumi Kaze> who played my brother?
[00:17] <golD_lux> But it was hilarious he was like a scrawny matsuo with stubble
[00:17] <golD_lux> I think uhh... was it the Cark Gable Android, Verm?
[00:17] <Vermellia X. Rosso> Yeah
[00:17] <Vermellia X. Rosso> Spark
[00:17] <Vermellia X. Rosso> gSpark Gable.
[00:18] <Matsumi Kaze> pffftttt
[00:18] <Sakura Xadium Aino> That guy had a pedigree but Crystal Bull destroyed his career.
[00:18] <Sakura Xadium Aino> He deleted his own database.
[00:18] <Sakura Xadium Aino> It was sad.
[00:19] <Vermellia X. Rosso> Yeah now I think Orson Welles 6.0 is doing the role for 52nd Century Fox
[00:19] <Matsumi Kaze> hey sakura!
[00:19] <Matsumi Kaze> I have a question for you!
[00:19] <Sakura Xadium Aino> Yo
[00:20] <Matsumi Kaze> what was the worse date you ever had?
[00:20] <Yaijinden> werd up
[00:20] <Sakura Xadium Aino> Tom Bombadil.
[00:20] <Matsumi Kaze> O_o
[00:20] <Sakura Xadium Aino> He kept saying he'd make it appear but he only made it dissappear.
[00:21] <Sakura Xadium Aino> And then he was like "There's this guy in Mordor I need you to kill"
[00:21] <Sakura Xadium Aino> And I was like "No you do it"
[00:21] <Sakura Xadium Aino> and he was like "not my job
[00:21] <Sakura Xadium Aino> And I was like "you supercillious slacker" and slapped him
[00:21] <Sakura Xadium Aino> And then it was over
[00:22] <Sakura Xadium Aino> And he was like
[00:22] <Sakura Xadium Aino> "But I'm the Bom"
[00:22] <Sakura Xadium Aino> and he gesticulated gang signs at his crotch
[00:22] <Sakura Xadium Aino> I can never forget that
[00:22] <Sakura Xadium Aino> ever
[00:22] <Matsumi Kaze> o_o
[00:24] <Yaijinden> Tom Bom of the Lords of the Rhyme.
[00:26] <Sakura Xadium Aino> He had no capacity for concision; every sentence was a stentorian soliloquy of staggeringly stupefying length and longitude.
[00:26] <Matsumi Kaze> god I'd hate to see Jago and Sakura have a conversation....
[00:28] <Sakura Xadium Aino> To tell me he had to travel to the toilet he described, in dire detail, the maddeningly minute mannerisms of his inmpaired intenstines at languid length.
[00:29] <Sakura Xadium Aino> If it were borne in a book the pagecount would be positively preposterous.
[00:29] <Matsumi Kaze> um..so..jedite..question for you
[00:29] <golD_lux> Wow mom you haven't alliterated that much in a while
[00:29] <// J_Daito //> Yes?
[00:29] <Matsumi Kaze> if you could eat any eldrich god OTHER then Cthulu..which would it be
[00:30] * // J_Daito // grins darkly
[00:31] <// J_Daito //> Whichever one would send the DnDers into absolute apoplectic rage.
[00:31] <Matsumi Kaze> and HOW would you prepare it
[00:31] <Matsumi Kaze> for extra points!
[00:31] <// J_Daito //> With a light Bouillabaisse sauce.
[00:32] <Matsumi Kaze> huh ok
[00:32] <// J_Daito //> *nasal* OMG YOU ATE [BLEEP]! That's UNPOSSIBLE! TNE MANUAL SAYS
[00:32] <// J_Daito //> F[BLEEP]K YOUR MANUAL
[00:32] <// J_Daito //> HE DEAD.




[00:33] <Haru E> Thumbs-up, definitely
[00:34] * Matsumi Kaze applauds
[00:35] * golD_lux wipes away a tear
[00:36] <golD_lux> He said... what I've been thinking... but was always afraid to
[00:36] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Jedite-kun knows no rule sof man or kami
[00:36] * [gTV]C'est_la_V blows her nose
[00:36] <// J_Daito //> Yes. Yes.
[00:36] <// J_Daito //> This is as it should be.
[00:39] <@The Intern> you've never been afraid to say anything, Cressida :P
[00:39] <Haru E> Oh, hey Jed--- have you ever had "Eyeball of Nyarlathotep" before?
[00:39] <golD_lux> Shut up Nixie I'm going for the Oscar™
[00:39] <// J_Daito //> Not the EyeBall.
[00:41] <Haru E> ?
[00:41] * FrostQueenie walks in and hands Jedite a Puzzle box.
[00:41] <// J_Daito //> I am more vicious when it comes to obtaining parts.
[00:42] <Yaijinden> Real Rocky Mountain Oysters if you get the drift.
[00:42] <Matsumi Kaze> hey cressida...
[00:42] <Haru E> Aha.
[00:42] <Matsumi Kaze> ..have you and intern ever kissed?
[00:42] * // J_Daito // takes box, sells on craigslist




[00:42] <FrostQueenie> - If you enjoy dealing with Old Gods, that puzzle box should sate your apptie -
[00:43] <golD_lux> ...yeah? At new year's remember?
[00:43] * FrostQueenie punches him in the face and takes it back.
[00:43] <@The Intern> No one noticed XD
[00:43] * FrostQueenie wears metal gauntlets
[00:43] <Matsumi Kaze> oh neat ^^
[00:43] * // J_Daito // wears his magnificent face.
[00:43] * // J_Daito // has his money, too late lich XD
[00:44] * // J_Daito // blows his $80 on making a webcam Slave Leia read Yeats to a confused streaming audience.
[00:45] <Yaijinden> Worth every penny.
[00:45] * Puzzle Box of Yogg-Saruon wispers: Open me! Open me! Open me! Then only will you know peace.
[00:45] <Matsumi Kaze> ..hey minako....I'm going to becoming a grandma pretty soon...any advice you have? >.>
[00:45] * luna_P 3475 73H b0x [/me eats the box]
[00:46] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Soak the kids for money to buy the grandkids presents
[00:46] * Matsumi Kaze nods
[00:46] <// J_Daito //> Aren't you like a billionaire
[00:46] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> The assets aren't lickable
[00:46] * Puzzle Box of Yogg-Saruon wispers: The void sucks at your soul. It is content to feast slowly
[00:46] <golD_lux> LIQUID
[00:47] * luna_P 41r34dy 5ux0r5 50u15 [/me already sucks souls]
[00:47] * luna_P 5ux0r5 b4ck wH47 i7 5ux0r5 b3c4u53 i7 5ux0r5 4nd 1un4-p i5 1337 [/me sucks back what it sucks because it sucks and luna-p is l33t]
[00:48] <Vermellia X. Rosso> SIDENOTE I am SO glad someone got that ball a translator
[00:48] <golD_lux> omg yes
[00:48] * Puzzle Box of Yogg-Saruon wispers: You resist. You cling to your life as if it actually matters. You will learn
[00:48] * luna_P i5 73H g0d 0pH 73H d347H p4w 4nd ign0r35 i7 [/me is the god of the death paw and ignores it ]
[00:49] * Puzzle Box of Yogg-Saruon wispers: Even death may die.
[00:49] * luna_P w3n7 0n 4 d473 wi7H 4 g07H 0nc3 4nd i7 w45 3x4c71y 1ik3 7Hi5 [/me went on a date with a goth once and it was exactly like this]
[00:49] * Puzzle Box of Yogg-Saron wispers: Y'knath k'th'rygg k'yi mrr'ungha gr'mula.
[00:50] <+luna_P> g35undH3i7 [gesundheit]
[00:50] <Matsumi Kaze> you know..it's amazing what being in this hotel allows you to get used to
[00:51] * Puzzle Box of Yogg-Saron wispers:The giant rook watches from the dead trees. Nothing breathes beneath his shadow.
[00:51] * luna_P n0735 7Hi5 w45 *3x4c71y* 1ik3 73H p037ry 514m 73H g07H 20k i7 2 [/me notes this was *exactly* like the poetry slam the goth took it to]
[00:52] * luna_P giv35 up 4nd ju57 m4rri35 73H pH[b133p]king b0x [/me gives up and just marries the f[BLEEP]king box]
[00:52] <@SpeedRcrX> wait so
[00:52] * Matsumi Kaze throws flowers for the wedding!
[00:52] <@SpeedRcrX> is this the d[BLEEP]k in the box now
[00:52] <+luna_P> *7Humb5 up* [*thumbs up*]
[00:53] <[gTV]Red_Crow> B[BLEEP]ch you ain't got no thumbs
[00:53] * luna_P H45 4 2ngu3 <3 [/me has a tongue <3]
[00:53] <FrostQueenie> - I suggest we all just walk away from it. That thing will drive the ball mad before long. -
[00:53] <The ~Lady~ Serenity III> edamn straight he does~
[00:53] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ...........
[00:54] <Matsumi Kaze> ................
[00:54] <The ~Lady~ Serenity III> A GIRL GETS LONELY OKAY
[00:55] <Matsumi Kaze> reaaaaaaaaaaaally lonely I'm guessing
[00:56] * puzzle box of yogg-saron wispers: Have you had the dream again? A black goat with seven eyes that watches from the outside.
[00:57] * luna_P H45 p41y3d g047 5imu142r y35 [/me has palyed goat simulator yes]
[00:57] * luna_P i5 73H g0d 0pH 411 g0475 [/me is the god of all goats]
[00:57] * puzzle box of yogg-saron wispers It is standing right behind you. Do not move. Do not breathe
[00:58] * luna_P d035n'7 br3473H 4nyw4y [/me doesn't breathe anyway]
[00:58] <+luna_P> /nm3 pH10475 4r0und [/nme floats around]
[00:59] * puzzle box of yogg-saron wispers: The silent, sleeping, staring houses in the backwoods always dream. It would be merciful to tear them down.
[00:59] * luna_P d357r0y5 4 pH3w un4b0mb3r 5H4ck5 [/me destroys a few unabomber shacks]
[01:00] * puzzle box of yogg-saron wispers: Do you dream while you sleep or is it an escape from the horrors of reality?
[01:01] * luna_P 3475 dr34m5 [/me eats dreams]
[01:02] * puzzle box of yogg-saron wispers: The fish know all the secrets. They know the cold. They know the dark.
[01:02] <Matsumi Kaze> ugh it's making me hungry
[01:02] * luna_P buy5 50m3 pHi5H 4nd gri115 73Hm [/me buys some fish and grills them]
[01:04] <Matsumi Kaze> oh yay!
[01:04] <+luna_P> 73H pHi5H i5 pH0r m3 [the fish is for me]
[01:04] * puzzle box of yogg-saron wispers: In the sunken city, he lays dreaming.
[01:05] <Matsumi Kaze> aw ok
[01:05] * luna_P w47cH35 49u4m4n 0n w3bc4m [/me watches aquaman on webcam]
[01:06] <Haru E> Seems the Q&A is over..
[01:06] <golD_lux> Well the box and Luna P are getting it on
[01:07] * puzzle box of yogg-saron wispers: You will all be alone in the end.
[01:07] <FrostQueenie> - I suggest we move elsehere and leave them be. -
[01:08] * luna_P H45 n0 455cr4ck 50 g3n3r411y i5 [/me has no asscrack so generally is]
[01:08] * golD_lux punches THEM away
[01:08] <golD_lux> I like my spot :P
[01:08] * luna_P is away: b1457ing 0pHpH 4g4in [/away blasting off again]
[01:11] <FrostQueenie> /agnst Alright then. Since I'm here anyone have any questions for me?
[01:12] <FrostQueenie> - ^ -
[01:14] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> What do you do for fun.
[01:15] <FrostQueenie> - Well these days I dabble in blacksmithing. I wouldn't call it for fun but it is profitable. I'm not that good yet but I'm getting there. -
[01:16] <FrostQueenie> - Aside from that I hunt things. Also, I play Hearthstone. -
[01:16] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Wait you use Internet?
[01:17] <FrostQueenie> - No. The physical card game. Your version is based on ours. -
[01:17] * FrostQueenie pulls out a deck of magical cards
[01:17] * Matsumi Kaze has completely nodded off and fallen asleep in her seat
[01:17] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I have cards too!
[01:17] *** Paisley Pythia Peinforte draws from her deck of Cards Against Humanity™, creating a disposable Block Transfer Summon based on the following elements: Christmas cards with no money in them, Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing, the Puchuu, vigorous jazz hands, and a piñata full of scorpions.
[01:18] <Matsumi Kaze> zzzzzzz...
[01:18] <Haru E> Oh cool, it's Integra♡
[01:19] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte assembles them to form integra making jazz hands while she hands people christmas cards that actually puchuus inside and they mass to smack the s[BLEEP]t out a pi::nata which release deadly scorpions around the lobby
[01:19] *** Matsumi Kaze [AirGal@QTech.com] has left #suburbansenshi3 (*snores..fast asleep*)
[01:19] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte watches Sub Zero take out the scorpions
[01:19] <FrostQueenie> - That is an unplesnt game. -
[01:20] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well I use it for combat.
[01:20] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It's so ridiculously unpredictable no one can anticipate my next move.
[01:20] <Vermellia X. Rosso> ooh Imma try!
[01:20] *** Sorry, Vermellia X. Rosso, this Attack © Paisley Pythia Peinforte 2014. All Rights Reserved. Patent Pending. Bugger Off.
[01:21] <Vermellia X. Rosso> MAAAAAN
[01:21] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Muaha
[01:21] <Haru E> :3
[01:23] <FrostQueenie> ....
[01:25] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> All right time to pass out.
[01:25] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Later, peeps.
[01:25] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte is away 
[01:32] <FrostQueenie> ...
[01:33] <Haru E> So Frost-- of your companions and other assorted characters over in Azeroth, who would you consider the most comedic?
[01:56] *** Haru E [SpannerinDWorks@Rasetsu.Coalition.nw] has left #suburbansenshi3 ("Gonna leave that question--- gotta get to sleep.")




[11:53] <Haru E> (( LOL ))
[12:27] * @Chateaux Concierge changes topic to ``




[19:39] <@Chateaux Concierge> /ikmg https://36.media.tumblr.com/2c55e325d2338d195e9a82d11f6e3ba7/tumblr_nm1vtx506W1ur2cpqo1_540.jpg








[20:48] * @Chateaux Concierge changes topic to `UltraMatt: my cat likes balls`




[12:18] <Matsumi Kaze> (( ...what? ))
[12:27] <Haru E> (( Oh dear. A problem in the installation? ))
[12:27] <Matsumi Kaze> (( is that..bad ))
[12:27] <Haru E> (( Might be. ))
[12:41] *** it is the most hilariously unhelpful error message error
[12:47] <Haru E> (( Dammit Microsoft. ))
[12:53] <Matsumi Kaze> (( hope I don't encounter that ))
[12:59] <Haru E> (( Thankfully my thing said I can choose when to update. I may be waiting a few days for bug fixes. ))
[13:01] <Matsumi Kaze> (( mine hasn't popped up yet ))
[13:03] <Kanye D.Kakaku> YO MICROSOFT I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU AN IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT WINDOWS 10 HAS GOT ONE OF THE BEST GLITCHES OF ALL TIME, YO
[13:04] *** D.Kakaku has joined #suburbansenshi3
[13:04] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa d.kakaku
[13:05] <D.Kakaku> SO what's this about Windows 10?
[13:08] <D.Kakaku> !rei.bot rps paper
[13:08] <@spiritflame> ♦ jan-ken-pon - rei.bot's scissors beats your paper ♦
[13:08] * Chateaux Concierge looks at d.kakaku.
[13:08] *** d.kakaku is Young person by the age of 10, a Reincarnation of the former King of the Pokemon World
His image Song is: Doesn't have a Theme Song. He is Level 1.
[13:08] <@Chateaux Concierge> The king... of the Pokémon world...
[13:08] <@Chateaux Concierge> Wut.
[13:09] * D.Kakaku has moved to: [ Wildwood, NJ ]
[13:10] <@Chateaux Concierge> WHO THE F[BLEEP]K MOVES TO NEW JERSEY
[13:10] <D.Kakaku> [Wildwood, NJ] Sorry, I thought it would move the coversation to wildwood
[13:10] <Haru E> Where would he go, Detroit?
[13:10] * @Chateaux Concierge equips facemask and biohazard gear
[13:10] * @Chateaux Concierge is now known as Biohazard Chat
[13:10] <@Biohazard Chat> New Jersey is the Armpit of America
[13:11] * D.Kakaku is now known as The Great Priceman
[13:11] <The Great Priceman> You think You can insult New Jersey wihout insulting Wildwood!
[13:12] <@Biohazard Chat> No, Id say they both go hand in hand as Wildwood is in New Jersey?
[13:14] <The Great Priceman> I am the Chosen Pokemon Warrior of Wildwood, I am the Great Priceman! As A Wildwood Warrior, You're Finished! (My Variation of the Senshi Speech, BTW I know the rest of NJ is in a s[[BLEEP]]thole right now)
[13:14] <Matsumi Kaze> WHAT'S ALL THIS THEN?
[13:14] *** Matsumi Kaze [AirGal@QTech.com] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[13:14] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa matsumi kaze
[13:14] <@Biohazard Chat> You sound like a
[13:14] * Matsumi Kaze walks in with a jaunty british police hat
[13:15] <@Biohazard Chat> Pokemon Salesm... Matsumi what
[13:15] * The Great Priceman Giggles at Biohazard Chat's Confusion
[13:16] <Matsumi Kaze> PIP PIP AND ALL THAT
[13:16] <The Great Priceman> You mean Piplup
[13:17] * The Great Priceman De-Transforms
[13:17] * The Great Priceman is now known as D.Kakaku
[13:18] <Matsumi Kaze> nah I have a merril
[13:19] <D.Kakaku> [Wildwood, NJ] I believe it's spelled Marill
[13:20] <Matsumi Kaze> yeah yeah heh
[13:21] <D.Kakaku> [Wildwood, NJ] Where's the gang?
[13:21] <Matsumi Kaze> let's see..have her...I have my glaceon...my Octirilla, my wingull, my azurill and my Lugia
[13:22] <Matsumi Kaze> heh
[13:22] <D.Kakaku> [Wildwood, NJ] Sorry, That Question was for Cresselian/Hicarolyn, and The Pokemon Knights. But Octirilla, You mean octillery?
[13:23] <Matsumi Kaze> yes that
[13:23] <Matsumi Kaze> (( I keep forgetting the names ))
[13:23] <Matsumi Kaze> actually I'm a member of my local pokemon club!........................................................I'm not one of the top trainers though >_>
[13:24] <D.Kakaku> [Wildwood, NJ] What Timeline are You in?
[13:25] <Matsumi Kaze> eh timeline?
[13:26] <D.Kakaku> [Wildwood, NJ] In our timeline, Cyrus after fully controling Dialga and Palkia, Went to the Pokemon Kingdom's Castle
[13:26] * Matsumi Kaze looks to the others
[13:26] <D.Kakaku> [Wildwood, NJ] And destroyed it
[13:26] <Matsumi Kaze> help me a bit
[13:27] <D.Kakaku> [Wildwood, NJ] Along with Mine and Creselian's Past Lives, The Pokemon King and Queen, as well as our Knights.
[13:28] <D.Kakaku> [Wildwood, NJ] And Then He turned the pokemon world into..... Can't Talk About it... Too scared.
[13:28] <Matsumi Kaze> ok understood
[13:29] <D.Kakaku> [Wildwood, NJ] You're one of the Top [Insert number of trainers here]
[13:30] <D.Kakaku> (( Stupd Keyboard, At least I Spell Check before hitting enter. ))
[13:30] <D.Kakaku> (( (*Stupid) ))
[13:31] <Matsumi Kaze> well..not really top....
[13:31] <Matsumi Kaze> I'm more like.......................
[13:31] <D.Kakaku> (( I failed there ))
[13:31] <Matsumi Kaze> ..middle 20 >.>
[13:32] <D.Kakaku> [Wildwood, NJ] It's due to their levels huh?
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[13:32] <Matsumi Kaze> nah I'm just not a constant trainer
[13:32] <Matsumi Kaze> huh
[13:32] * Matsumi Kaze turns to the others
[13:33] <Matsumi Kaze> ....who was that?
[13:37] <@Biohazard Chat> The king of Pokemon.
[13:37] * @Biohazard Chat is now known as Chateaux Concierge
[13:38] <Matsumi Kaze> what did he mean by timeline?
[13:40] <@Chateaux Concierge> He might be from another reality.
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[13:40] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa d.kakaku
[13:42] <D.Kakaku> [Wildwood, NJ] you're right concierge, in my timeline, The Pokemon World, and the Kingdom wihin, is just like your moon and it's kingdom.
[13:42] <D.Kakaku> [Wildwood, NJ] destroyed, forgotten by time
[13:44] <@Chateaux Concierge> Call me Chateaux
[13:44] <D.Kakaku> [Wildwood, NJ] Ok, Chateaux
[13:45] <D.Kakaku> [Wildwood, NJ] Here comes Creselian /squeak We al have to share this thing.
[13:46] <D.Kakaku> (( failed again ))
[13:46] * D.Kakaku is now known as CreselainQueekHicarolyn
[13:46] * CreselainQueekHicarolyn is now known as Cresselian-Queen-Hicarolyn
[13:47] <Cresselian-Queen-Hicarolyn> This is where Daniel's Been for the past hour?
[13:48] <@Chateaux Concierge> Yes. This has been where Daniel's been.
[13:48] <Cresselian-Queen-Hicarolyn> Is there a Pokemon Kingdom in your timeline?
[13:50] <@Chateaux Concierge> There are Pokemon, I don't know about a kingdom.
[13:50] <Cresselian-Queen-Hicarolyn> What are you saying, I'll make Daniel use the GS Ball
[13:51] <@Chateaux Concierge> Hey don't threaten me with a guy's balls
[13:51] <@Chateaux Concierge> All I'm saying I've never heard of a kingodm.
[13:51] <@Chateaux Concierge> But then I usually only watch the illegal underground Pokemon fighting clubs
[13:51] <@Chateaux Concierge> you may need to ask someone else.
[13:52] <Cresselian-Queen-Hicarolyn> The GS Ball is a Pokemon World Equivalent to What you call, THe GinzuiShou
[13:52] <@Chateaux Concierge> All that power in someone's balls
[13:52] <@Chateaux Concierge> wow
[13:52] <Matsumi Kaze> *snicker*
[13:53] <Cresselian-Queen-Hicarolyn> Daniel can have it back, I'm Done
[13:53] * Cresselian-Queen-Hicarolyn is now known as D.Kakaku
[13:55] <D.Kakaku> [Wildwood, NJ] I See you've angered Cresseian
[13:55] <D.Kakaku> [Wildwood, NJ] What's it about?
[13:56] <Matsumi Kaze> no clue
[13:56] * D.Kakaku [Wildwood, NJ] looks at above logs
[13:57] <D.Kakaku> [Wildwood, NJ] [laughs] You Think that The GS Ball is... one of... my....
[13:57] <D.Kakaku> [Wildwood, NJ] NOT FINISHING THAT
[14:00] <Matsumi Kaze> oookay
[14:01] <D.Kakaku> [Wildwood, NJ] The GS ball is a powerful tool, And NOW I can't say something about it without it being translated into a S.I.!
[14:02] <Matsumi Kaze> SI?
[14:03] <D.Kakaku> [Wildwood, NJ] S[BLEEP]ual Innuendo.
[14:04] <D.Kakaku> This is The GS Ball.
[14:08] <@Chateaux Concierge> This place is all about terrible. terrible SI
[14:08] <D.Kakaku> !rei.bot rps rock
[14:08] <@spiritflame> ♦ jan-ken-pon - rei.bot's paper beats your rock ♦
[14:09] <D.Kakaku> [Wildwood, NJ] I heard there was some juy named Jedite around here, Someone here visited our house and wants to speak to him personally.
[14:12] <D.Kakaku> [Wildwood, NJ] I believe it's name was morna... molga... Morga, THat's it
[14:13] <D.Kakaku> [Wildwood, NJ] I'll let it take over the computer when he's here
[14:15] <Matsumi Kaze> *blinks*
[14:17] <D.Kakaku> [Wildwood, NJ] While we're waiting, ou're a constant trainer.
[14:18] <D.Kakaku> [Wildwood, NJ] *You're
[14:19] <Matsumi Kaze> hm?
[14:19] <D.Kakaku> [Wildwood, NJ] You said you weren't a constant trainer
[14:20] <Matsumi Kaze> well no
[14:20] <Matsumi Kaze> most of the time I just hang out with my pokemon...I don't really...fight with them that much
[14:20] * D.Kakaku [Wildwood, NJ] Transforms into Shin Priceman Daiou
[14:21] * D.Kakaku is now known as Shin Priceman Daiou
[14:22] <Shin Priceman Daiou> My sacred advice, Fight in the wild, until they are strong enough, I could send one of my reincarnated Knights to help you out.
[14:23] <Shin Priceman Daiou> My Royal Name Means Neo Great King Priceman
[14:24] <Shin Priceman Daiou> of the New Pokemon World
[14:24] <Shin Priceman Daiou> Still don't know where to put it.
[14:24] <Shin Priceman Daiou> do I bore you all, Then I shall De-Transform!
[14:25] * Shin Priceman Daiou De-Transforms
[14:25] <Matsumi Kaze> um ok
[14:25] * Shin Priceman Daiou is now known as D.Kakaku
[14:25] <Matsumi Kaze> you're not boring me
[14:25] <Matsumi Kaze> ^^;;
[14:25] <D.Kakaku> [Wildwood, NJ] He wasn't
[14:26] <D.Kakaku> [Wildwood, NJ] That's one of my alter egos for you... misinterprts at the wrong time.
[14:26] <D.Kakaku> [Wildwood, NJ] *Misinterprets
[14:27] <Matsumi Kaze> huh ok
[14:28] <D.Kakaku> [Wildwood, NJ] Wanna move this over to chat 1?
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[14:29] * Matsumi Kaze blinks
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[19:53] <@spiritflame> konbanwa d.kakaku
[19:54] <D.Kakaku> [Wildwood, NJ] hello rei.bot
[19:55] <D.Kakaku> [Wildwood, NJ] It's Daniel Kakaku's Talking to Archived Chats, First Up
[19:55] <D.Kakaku> !rei.bot quote
[19:55] <@spiritflame> <// J_Daito //> Hah I use DOS / V, I'm immune to all this crap
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah, you're also immune to [BLEEP] like THE INTERNET
[19:56] <D.Kakaku> [Wildwood, NJ] And Planes Apparently...
[19:56] <D.Kakaku> [Wildwood, NJ] NEXT
[19:56] <D.Kakaku> !rei.bot quote
[19:56] <@spiritflame> <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> But if I said what you *really* were, which was an "antisocial, anorexic goth introvert with a death fetish", how would you react?
<FireFly_9> Please stay right where you are. You're about to find out.
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[19:57] * (•_•) / ( •_•)>�■-■ / (�■_■)
[19:57] <D.Kakaku> Well, Haruka's Feeling... The Silence

[19:58] <D.Kakaku> [Wildwood, NJ] Morga, Time to Respond
[19:58] * D.Kakaku is now known as MORGA
[19:58] <MORGA> GIVE ME YOUR QUOTES AND ENERGY!
[19:58] <MORGA> !rei.bot quote
[19:58] <@spiritflame> "What the hell!? A smurf with a .45 magnum?! That's f*cking Hard Core!" --Haruka
[20:00] <MORGA> SMURF ENERGY?! NEVER HEARD OF IT! AND I'M SURE I NEVER WILL AGAIN, NOW ARISE CRESELIAN AND SERVE THE POWER THAT IS THE QUOTIVERSE!
[20:01] * MORGA is now known as Creselian-Queen-Hicarolyn
[20:01] <Creselian-Queen-Hicarolyn> !rei.bot quote
[20:01] <@spiritflame> Mdm_Maestro> Oh? Have you all never wondered WHY Haruka always seems to have a new car every few months? She's good at speeding, but NOT AT STOPPING OR STEERING OR CHANGING LANES
[20:02] <Creselian-Queen-Hicarolyn> Guess that explains the destroyed bridge in west wildwood!
[20:02] <Creselian-Queen-Hicarolyn> NEXT
[20:03] <Creselian-Queen-Hicarolyn> !rei.bot quote
[20:03] <@spiritflame> <Mdm_Maestro> Don't laugh, Haruka, you might need one of those soon if you don't clean your room... it's like the insides of an elephant's rectum exploded in there... after it had eaten a bowl of Billy Bob's "super stinky Texas Chili".
[20:03] <Creselian-Queen-Hicarolyn> Well, In Futurama, Haruka would be Sailor Urectum! Next Quote, Grovyle!
[20:04] * Creselian-Queen-Hicarolyn is now known as Grovyle, Knight of Knowledge
[20:04] <Grovyle, Knight of Knowledge> !rei.bot Quote
[20:04] <@spiritflame> <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Don't worry. We'll win back the peace, even if we have to f[BLEEP]king rip apart the world to do it.
[20:05] <Grovyle, Knight of Knowledge> Even with our formerly destroyed future. next quote, rei.bot
[20:05] <Grovyle, Knight of Knowledge> !rei.bot quote
[20:05] <@spiritflame> [10:48] <C'est_la_V> You know what they say, "never lay a player"
[20:06] <Grovyle, Knight of Knowledge> I... I'm broken like "a recorded sound"
[20:07] <Grovyle, Knight of Knowledge> That's More of C'est_la_V's terminology and brains, Chimchar, Next three quotes are yours
[20:07] * Grovyle, Knight of Knowledge is now known as Chimchar, Knight of Friendship
[20:07] <Chimchar, Knight of Friendship> !rei.bot quote
[20:07] <@spiritflame> <// J_Daito //> But it's late, and cable TV has taught me that all restraints are removed at night
[20:08] <Chimchar, Knight of Friendship> Woah, Jedite, Too Much Information! Next
[20:08] <Chimchar, Knight of Friendship> !Rei.bot quote
[20:08] <@spiritflame> [12:25] <Mdm_Maestro> Suburban Senshi always seeks its own depths.
[20:09] <Chimchar, Knight of Friendship> Does it also seek it's own peaks? Hahahahaha, Next
[20:09] <Chimchar, Knight of Friendship> !rei.bot quote
[20:09] <@spiritflame> "Well I hardly think it's that serious of a grudge,considering that they haven't even bothered to hunt you down in over half a year for gutting their master like a fish and wearing his skin as a suit."
-- Hotaru reflects on the charitable works of General Jedite
[20:10] <Chimchar, Knight of Friendship> ... No Comment... Piplup... 3 quotes.
[20:10] <Haru E> Oh, that was when he killed and ate Cthulhu.
[20:10] * Chimchar, Knight of Friendship is now known as Piplup, Knight of Faith
[20:11] <Piplup, Knight of Faith> I Did'nt see you there
[20:11] <Haru E> Yeah, I'm good at doing that.
[20:11] <Piplup, Knight of Faith> Want to coment on these quotes out of context?
[20:12] <Piplup, Knight of Faith> !rei.bot quote
[20:12] <@spiritflame> <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> (Usagi) It's our new special move: DANCE DANCE EXECUTION!
[20:12] <Haru E> Sounds like something Anzu cooked up months ago.
[20:12] <Piplup, Knight of Faith> That should've been the name of our move against Dusknoir at the Rainbow Stoneship!
[20:13] <Piplup, Knight of Faith> !rei.bot Quote
[20:13] <@spiritflame> [13:31] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 wrinkles her nose
<@Dr_Xadium> I think she's trying to vanish but can't pull it off in the TARDIS.
[13:32] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 drops a small ball to the ground
[13:32] * The room FILLS with smoke!
[13:32] * the sound of Setsuna's running away can be heard
[20:14] <Piplup, Knight of Faith> *Setsuna bumps into Dr. Robotnik and his Magnificient PINGAS, Then gets turned into a robot
[20:14] <Haru E> Ah, the old smoke-out routine. Sadly obsoleted when Wind-spells could be put into suction mode.
[20:14] <Piplup, Knight of Faith> Alright Celebi, The next two are yours
[20:14] * Piplup, Knight of Faith is now known as Celebi, Knight of Love
[20:15] <Celebi, Knight of Love> !rei.bot quote
[20:15] <@spiritflame> You know what they say, "Only Nixon could blow up China." -Minako
[20:15] <Celebi, Knight of Love> We'll never see another man like nixon
[20:15] <Celebi, Knight of Love> ... Haru
[20:15] <Haru E> Hm?
[20:16] <Haru E> Awfully suspicious that you know my name.
[20:16] <Celebi, Knight of Love> Your out of context response?
[20:16] <Celebi, Knight of Love> I'm a Celebi, The Pokemon Of time
[20:17] <Celebi, Knight of Love> I got burdened wth additional duties due to.... the 134340 event.
[20:17] <Haru E> Oh, so yet another time-active. Explains that.
[20:17] <Celebi, Knight of Love> also... your name is in the chatbox.
[20:17] <Celebi, Knight of Love> Quote's gone, Times up!
[20:18] <Haru E> Careful with that fourth wall there---- it's taken a lot of abuse.
[20:18] <Celebi, Knight of Love> !rei.bot quote
[20:18] <@spiritflame> [07:17] <@spiritflame> reincarnation; they have the same soul
[07:17] <FireFly_9> Wait, that was verified?
[07:17] * @spiritflame knows these things
[07:18] <// J_Daito //> Well isn't that handy
[20:19] <Celebi, Knight of Love> (* In a wimpy voice) I did'nt realise that Daniel and the Pokemon king had the same soul.
[20:19] <Haru E> Ah, reincarnation---- sometimes used for lives, othertimes used for extreme powerup.
[20:19] <Celebi, Knight of Love> Sunflora, You're next!
[20:20] * Celebi, Knight of Love is now known as Sunflora-OH-MY-GOSH-, The Knight of Sincerity
[20:20] <Sunflora-OH-MY-GOSH-, The Knight of Sincerity> !rei.bot quote
[20:20] <@spiritflame> <Cést la Vie> I mean Look at her hideous Cowgirl Getup, she looks like some kind of hick Rodeo clown who couldn't afford Shorts so she Bobbitted her own Jeans with a pair of scissors!!! She spreads a plague on the good name of Aino Minako!!! And she runs like a biped plane!
[20:21] <Sunflora-OH-MY-GOSH-, The Knight of Sincerity> OH-MY-GOSH, That used to be me!
[20:21] <Sunflora-OH-MY-GOSH-, The Knight of Sincerity> NEXT
[20:21] <Sunflora-OH-MY-GOSH-, The Knight of Sincerity> !rei.bot quote
[20:21] <@spiritflame> "I suppose there is benefit to being a beast. I will use these human hands to crush the life out of you at this Tournament! And then you'll BEG to breed with me!"
"But I'll be dead then..."
"That's NEVER STOPPED ME BEFORE!"
-- Mutanex, wanting Haruka in the worst way
[20:22] <Haru E> Some people just lack class altogether.
[20:23] <Sunflora-OH-MY-GOSH-, The Knight of Sincerity> OH-MY-GOSH, People can get pregnant by dead people
[20:23] * Sunflora-OH-MY-GOSH-, The Knight of Sincerity is now known as D.Kakaku
[20:23] <D.Kakaku> [Wildwood, NJ] Sunflora, You're too hyperactive!
[20:24] <D.Kakaku> [Wildwood, NJ] Manaphy's too young, and wouldn't get these quotes.
[20:25] <D.Kakaku> [Wildwood, NJ] So... Wildwood City Power, I-Ku-Ze-Da-Ze-Da!
[20:25] * D.Kakaku [Wildwood, NJ] Transforms into The Great Priceman
[20:25] * D.Kakaku is now known as The Great Priceman
[20:27] <The Great Priceman> These Quotes think they can decimate the world, I Won't Let it, I am the Chosen Pokemon Warrior of Wildwood, I am the Great Priceman! As A Wildwood Warrior, Those Quotes are Finished!
[20:27] <The Great Priceman> Quote #1
[20:27] <Haru E> .....the hell was that.
[20:27] <The Great Priceman> !rei.bot quote
[20:27] <@spiritflame> <B4DD3R-th4n-KingKong-Itz-Kim-jonG!!!> WhEn I lOok At YoU I SeE thE faCe oF a MaN!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Say it with me now... "Bishounen"
<B4DD3R-th4n-KingKong-Itz-Kim-jonG!!!> SAy iT wiTh mE nOw... "TeStoSterOne FilLed MaN-FaCe!"
[20:28] <The Great Priceman> Say it with me, you two, Cam Jang-Ur
[20:29] <The Great Priceman> Celebi, Who is this person?
[20:31] <The Great Priceman> ... Hey, Haru
[20:32] <The Great Priceman> Next Quote
[20:32] <The Great Priceman> !rei.bot quote
[20:32] <@spiritflame> [16:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man whenever Haruna got dumped... it was like... you better have your homework done
[16:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I once got detention on the f[BLEEP]king roof in the middle of winter
[16:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I hear there's this Gaijin kid at Juudban Middle who calls her Ms. H.
[16:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> now that I think about it that name probably fits
[20:33] <Haru E> Haruna.... Haruna.... name sounds familiar.
[20:33] <The Great Priceman> Miss Heck... OH ! Miss Hell!
[20:34] <The Great Priceman> Next!
[20:34] <The Great Priceman> !rei.bot quote
[20:34] <@spiritflame> <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well after hundreds of hours of carefully cutting and pasting everyone else's code from all over the internet, I have finally managed to cobble together my own blog! It's even got scrollbars and everything! Now the entire WORLD can know everything about me!
<FireFly_9> Then truly, we can but weep for the world.
[20:35] <The Great Priceman> Is that Why the other two terms for Non-Badass are Haruka and Amara?
[20:36] <The Great Priceman> !rei.bot quote
[20:36] <@spiritflame> [16:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh yeah well who the f[BLEEP]k was taking boquets from her pupils in art Class Michiru K LaTorneau
[20:36] <The Great Priceman> Michiru, Put the bouquets BACK IN YOUR EYES!
[20:37] <The Great Priceman> That's All, Tune in Next Time!
[20:37] <Haru E> Somedays the jokes write themselves.
[20:40] <The Great Priceman> And in a few years from now, They'll be Episode titles for a dub
[20:40] <The Great Priceman> on an unknown anime that's aired on TV
[20:41] * The Great Priceman is away: lurking
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[21:10] </DM> Welcome aboard the VS Federation starship Hellesponte
[21:10] *** The Great Priceman has joined #suburbansenshi3
[21:10] <@spiritflame> konbanwa the great priceman
[21:10] * The Great Priceman is now known as D.Kakaku
[21:11] <D.Kakaku> (( Start again Please ))
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[21:12] <@spiritflame> konbanwa matsuo shin
[21:12] <Welcome> aboard the Starship Hellesponte.
[21:12] *** Nelius Raoul [Overlord.Shura.CreativeChaos@Rasetsu.Coalition.nw] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[21:12] <@spiritflame> konbanwa nelius raoul
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[21:12] <@spiritflame> konbanwa solarchos
[21:12] <D.Kakaku> [Wildwood, NJ] Space... The final frontier
[21:13] <Solarchos> Well then...this is going to be interesting.
[21:13] * D.Kakaku has moved to: [ Starship Hellesponte ]
[21:13] * Matsuo Shin finds a seat
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[21:13] <@spiritflame> konbanwa david o`cain
[21:13] * D.Kakaku [Starship Hellesponte] also finds a seat
[21:14] <Matsuo Shin> alright...so
[21:15] <Solarchos> What do we know about the Silence Device itself? As in what are its projected mass and dimensions? Has anyone managed to obtain a picture of it at all?
[21:16] <D.Kakaku> [Starship Hellesponte] we should assume it looks like a scythe
[21:16] <Matsuo Shin> it looks like a..monolith for the most part
[21:16] <David O`Cain> I don't know, Solar. I've never even seen it.
[21:18] <Matsuo Shin> or some sort of cube
[21:19] <Solarchos> Okay, for something like this I'm naturally going to call in every single ship the Federation has at its disposal.
[21:19] <Solarchos> As in the same number of ships I brought in to help defend Terra against Hazel Ninegate.
[21:20] <D.Kakaku> [Starship Hellesponte] Hmm... What about Klingon ships?
[21:21] <Solarchos> We're the Van Saar Federation, Kakaku. Not the United Federation of Planets.
[21:22] <D.Kakaku> [Starship Hellesponte] I gotta get back to Creseian and the others, How Do I beam out?
[21:22] <D.Kakaku> [Starship Hellesponte] *Creselian
[21:22] <Solarchos> And some of our ships make Sovereign-class battleships look as small as shuttlecraft.
[21:22] <Solarchos> Easy enough, Kakaku.
[21:23] * Solarchos contacts the Hellesponte's cogitator to lock onto Kakaku with a teleportarium beam to send him wherever he would like to go.
[21:23] <D.Kakaku> [Starship Hellesponte] Send me back to Earth, please
[21:24] <D.Kakaku> [Starship Hellesponte] Specifically Wildwood, NJ
[21:26] *** D.Kakaku has left #suburbansenshi3 (Is being Beamed back to Wildwood, NJ, Earth.)
[21:27] <Nelius Raoul> Well, now that the new blood is out of the picture-- since we know this thing eats magic to fuel its attacks, and has the Thunder Crystal as a potential backup..... it sounds like we'll need weaponry that can deplete magical reserves, to drain the device before it gets a chance to fire.
[21:27] <Solarchos> Since this Silence Device is a life-drainer, we'll obviously be hammering the hell out of it from a distance with conventional weaponry instead of arcanotech. Since the Abh are getting involved, expect THOUSANDS of antimatter torpedoes.
[21:27] <Matsuo Shin> maybe something that works from a distance
[21:27] <Matsuo Shin> we need something also in case it explodes
[21:27] <Matsuo Shin> remember that
[21:28] <Matsuo Shin> that is a very clear possiblity
[21:28] <Solarchos> Mass-drivers operate on pure physics. Sir Isaac Newton is the baddest son of a b[BLEEP]ch in space.
[21:29] <Matsuo Shin> what do we do if it explodes
[21:29] * Matsuo Shin is writing down alist
[21:29] <Nelius Raoul> Though, here's what I want to know---- is the entire monolith the device, or merely the antenna?
[21:30] <Matsuo Shin> ...true
[21:30] <Matsuo Shin> I'm not sure
[21:30] <Solarchos> Simple. Warp the HELL out of there, raise shields or any other protective wards to defend against life-draining energies (which sounds like necromancy if you ask me), or have Yukari open portals for us all to escape.
[21:30] <Matsuo Shin> ....solar you don't understand
[21:30] <Nelius Raoul> If it's the former, then there ought to be a way to move the active parts away to another place in the event that it does explode.
[21:30] <Matsuo Shin> if it explodes
[21:30] <Matsuo Shin> it's going to send out a silence wave
[21:30] <Matsuo Shin> across the solar system or galaxy
[21:31] <Solarchos> We should assume that the whole monolith is a vital component. Damage it severely enough and the whole system will likely be compromised.
[21:31] <Solarchos> Matsuo...do you know how nuclear bombs work?
[21:31] <Matsuo Shin> yes
[21:32] <Matsuo Shin> yes I do
[21:32] <Solarchos> Then you know they don't explode unless they're actually primed.
[21:32] <Matsuo Shin> not in this case
[21:32] <Matsuo Shin> this is not a nucular bomb
[21:32] <Matsuo Shin> this is a very senstive machine of death
[21:32] <Solarchos> It's still a weapon of mass destruction.
[21:32] <Matsuo Shin> yes I know
[21:32] <Nelius Raoul> I believe he's saying that there may be a method to keep the device from being primed to fire.
[21:33] <Matsuo Shin> so we need a fall back if it explodes
[21:33] * Another starship hurtles across the solar system, on a course parallel to the ecliptic.
[21:33] <Solarchos> And weapons like that aren't designed to explode on hairpin triggers. Things that unstable aren't reliable.
[21:33] <Matsuo Shin> they don't care about reliabity
[21:33] * The Tanar'ri Seekers are naturally scanning for everything.
[21:34] <Solarchos> They'd better, Matsuo. They'd better if they want their plans to work properly.
[21:34] <Nelius Raoul> At this point, the plan seems to be "wipe out all life". As Matsuo pointed out, they won't care about reliability, so long as their ends are achieved.
[21:35] <Matsuo Shin> yes
[21:35] <Matsuo Shin> the machine is almost designed to destroy even if it fails
[21:35] <Solarchos> Then we figure out a way to dump it into a null-dimension where it can't harm anything.
[21:35] * Another starship passes pretty close to the Hellespont, and it is a D7 Class Battlecruiser, on a course out of the Solar System.
[21:36] <David O`Cain> Perhaps if we used some sort of protective barrier around the device, and then blow it into irrepaiarable pieces. Just throwing ideas around.
[21:37] <Matsuo Shin> a barrier might work yes
[21:37] <Matsuo Shin> it will need to be pretty powerful, david..do you think it's possible
[21:37] <spiritflame> The Other Starship rolls 1d20 [ 14 ]
[21:38] <David O`Cain> If we have the means for it, yes.
[21:38] <Solarchos> Something like this would naturally picque the interest of some Time Lords for the Fixed Points it's potentially threatening.
[21:39] <Matsuo Shin> the time lords already know about this
[21:39] <Solarchos> Again, Yukari Yakumo might be able to do it. She IS the "Border Hag".
[21:39] <David O`Cain> However, we don't have the time for our researchers to be able to come up with such a shell, do we?
[21:40] <Nelius Raoul> If she's gonna get involved, let her know to be at her absolute best for this, Solar.
[21:40] * The Other Starship guns it, suddenly accelerating, and flies out of the solar system at Warp 7.
[21:41] <David O`Cain> I mean, the sooner we can remove the device from play, the better. I for one don't want this thing to end all of life as we know it.
[21:41] * The Starship Hellesponte scans everything out of curiosity.
[21:41] <Solarchos> Name one instance where Yukari isn't at her best.
[21:42] * @The Intern arrives via time ring
[21:42] <spiritflame> Another D-7 Battlecruiser rolls 1d20 [ 5 ]
[21:43] <Nelius Raoul> I was more referring to her power, Solar. We're not pull any punches in this matter.
[21:43] <Solarchos> There you are, Intern.
[21:43] <@The Intern> Hello, sorry, I was reesearching something.
[21:44] * Another D-7 Battlecruiser is flying erratically near the planet Neptune, suddenly accelerating and deccelerating, on a course out of the Solar System along the Ecliptic plane.
[21:44] <@The Intern> It occured to me... ... wait. Why are Klingons in the system?
[21:44] <David O`Cain> What?
[21:44] * The Tanar'ri Seekers continue to log and monitor all of the FTL traffic within the Sol system.
[21:44] <Solarchos> D-7 class battlecruisers.
[21:44] * @The Intern points to a scanner showing one being piloted by presumably a drunken helmsman
[21:45] * @The Intern recalls something
[21:45] <@The Intern> STOP THAT SHIP.
[21:45] * @The Intern recalls the words of the Mercurian
[21:45] * Another D-7 Battlecruiser is WAY FAR OUT!
[21:45] <@The Intern> Don't let it engage cloak!
[21:45] * The starship Hellesponte OPENS FIRE ON THE D-7!!
[21:45] <@The Intern> D you have any ships on the edge of the system!?
[21:46] <@The Intern> Don't blow it up! I want the occupants intact!
[21:46] * The starship [i]Magos Wilheim Ghates[/i] moves to engage.
[21:46] <@The Intern> (Or occupant if that piloting is any indication)
[21:47] * Matsuo Shin frowns watching this
[21:47] <@The Intern> Also, if you have data-probes, I want the memory banks of that shop scoured.
[21:47] <@The Intern> ^ship
[21:48] * ` The battle-barge Kirshwasser suddenly emerges from Slipspace and immediately starts to SWARM the D-7 with Starfury Thunderbolt fighters.
[21:48] * appears on screen
[21:48] <Mr. Strix> ♦ Now Now, Neminix, don't you think you're getting distracted~
[21:48] * The Tanar'ri Seekers start to transmit high-level info-drones for cyber-warfare invasion of the D-7.
[21:48] <Mr. Strix> ♦ Should you be worried about My Employer~
[21:49] <Matsuo Shin> .........
[21:49] * Another D-7 Battlecruiser was spotted because it's varying speed and sending warp shockwaves as it varies its course. It jumps from Warp 2 to Warp 7, and back to Warp 3. It positions itself on the edge of the Solar System and points to a bearing toward Galactic Sector 130
[21:49] * Another D-7 Battlecruiser looks at Kirshwasser.
[21:49] *** Kirshwasser is your average everyday Kirshwasser

[21:49] * @The Intern ignores Strix
[21:50] <Mr. Strix> ♦ You know, the Big Box that's going to make the Bing Bang look like a fireworks sparkler~
[21:50] * An unidentified Astartes-pattern strike cruiser positions itself to intercept the other D-7, emerging from cloak as it does so.
[21:50] * The D-7 Battlecruiser does not fire on the fighters and prepares to enter Warp.
[21:50] <@The Intern> Warp field disruptors.
[21:50] <@The Intern> Don;t let it go to warp.
[21:51] <Mr. Strix> ♦ HEY!
[21:51] * The Kirshwasser opens fire at the D-7's warp nacelles with bombardment cannons and pulse-lasers. Her fighters go for the nacelles as well.
[21:51] <@The Intern> SHUT UP!
[21:51] <spiritflame> The D-7 Battlecruiser rolls 1d20 [ 7 ]
[21:51] <Matsuo Shin> ..don't screw this up guys
[21:51] <Mr. Strix> ♦ ...
[21:51] * The Kirshwasser activates her Gellar Field, modulating it to act as a warp inhibitor.
[21:51] <spiritflame> The D-7 Battlecruiser rolls 1d100 [ 79 ]
[21:52] * The D-7 Battlecruiser gets hammered. Shields at 79%.
[21:52] * @The Intern points her sonic at the screen and shuts off Strix's signal
[21:52] <spiritflame> The D-7 Battlecruiser rolls 2d6 [ 1, 5 ]
[21:52] * The unidentified Astartes-pattern strike cruiser activates Warp Field Disruptors too.
[21:52] * The D-7 Battlecruiser tries to break off the engagement!
[21:52] <spiritflame> The D-7 Battlecruiser rolls 2d6 [ 5, 5 ]
[21:53] * Mr. Strix , back in his lari, is apoplectic at being hung up on!
[21:53] * The Kirshwasser and her fighters continue to pummel the everloving CRAP out of the D-7.
[21:53] * The D-7 Battlecruiser jukes rimward, and streaks away from the fighters, shields still holding.
[21:53] <spiritflame> The D-7 Battlecruiser rolls 1d79 [ 64 ]
[21:53] <spiritflame> The D-7 Battlecruiser rolls 2d6 [ 3, 1 ]
[21:54] * The Kirshwasser pursues! Astartes battle-barges are designed for a surprising amount of speed. She launches boarding torpedoes...
[21:54] * The D-7 Battlecruiser makes a navigational blunder and slows down.
[21:54] <@The Intern> Solar if you can spare a ship or two, I want that vessel.
[21:54] <spiritflame> The D-7 Battlecruiser rolls 1d20 [ 4 ]
[21:54] * The D-7 Battlecruiser 's comms stay down.
[21:54] <spiritflame> The D-7 Battlecruiser rolls 2d6 [ 5, 1 ]
[21:54] <Solarchos> Got it.
[21:54] <@The Intern> I would also use transport and mana-inhibiting weapons if you have them.
[21:55] * Mr. Strix appears by HOLOGRAM in Intern's face
[21:55] <spiritflame> The D-7 Battlecruiser rolls 1d20 [ 19 ]
[21:55] <Mr. Strix> ♦ Hehy babe listen--
[21:55] * The D-7 Battlecruiser EVADES the boarding torpedoes!
[21:55] * @The Intern walks through him
[21:55] * The Kirshwasser reloads torpedoes and opens fire with Mana-suppression missiles and warheads for her bombardment cannons.
[21:56] <Mr. Strix> ♦ CAPTAIN AHAB F[BLEEP]KING LISTEN
[21:56] <spiritflame> The D-7 Battlecruiser rolls 1d64 [ 44 ]
[21:56] * The D-7 Battlecruiser shields are till up. 44%.
[21:56] <spiritflame> The D-7 Battlecruiser rolls 2d6 [ 6, 5 ]
[21:56] <Mr. Strix> ♦ I was going to offer you a deal! But now I'm not gonna!
[21:56] * Something shimmers directly in front of the D-7. Several Tanar'ri Stalker-class destroyers decloak and start firing!
[21:56] <Mr. Strix> ♦ Now I will kill you tomorrow. And enjoy it.
[21:57] <`> ♦ Not if we have anything to say about it, heretic...
[21:57] * @The Intern just focuses her attention on this D7
[21:57] <Mr. Strix> ♦ What? Who the hell is that? This is MY TRANSMISSION!
[21:57] * The D-7 Battlecruiser OPENS FIRE on the Kirshwasserwith a Magnetic Pulse blast!
[21:58] <spiritflame> The D-7 Battlecruiser rolls 1d20 [ 19 ]
[21:58] * The D-7 Battlecruiser hails the Kirshwasser
[21:58] * Nelius Raoul watches this, many mental calculations going through his mind.
[21:58] * A *second* strike cruiser decloaks.
[21:58] <A distored, furious voice> Motherf[BLEEP]ker, you are in SO MUCH TROUBLE.
[21:59] <spiritflame> The Kirshwasser rolls 1d20 [ 3 ]
[21:59] <A distored, furious voice> You people are DEAD.
[21:59] <A distored, furious voice> You understand me?
[21:59] <A distored, furious voice> DEAD.
[21:59] * The Kirshwasser suffers significant sensor failure and multiple overloads. Her *fighters* on the other hand just keep swarming like enraged hornets.
[21:59] <Hailing Frequency [D-7]> I'm not interested in excuses, and the people I know won't be either.
[22:00] *** D.Kakaku has joined #suburbansenshi3
[22:00] <@spiritflame> konbanwa d.kakaku
[22:00] *** The safety systems aboard the D7 prevent it from engaging Warp Drive.
[22:00] * The second strike cruiser is on a fething [i[collision course[/i], firing her weapons every inch of the way!
[22:00] <@The Intern> Your presence in our space is unauthorized
[22:01] <spiritflame> D7 Battlecruiser rolls 1d20 [ 20 ]
[22:01] <@The Intern> You will stand down immediately
[22:01] * D7 Battlecruiser MANAGES TO GET OUT OF THE WAY!
[22:01] * D7 Battlecruiser outmaneuvers the other strike cruiser!
[22:01] <~> ♦ Xenos vessel. Surrender immediately or be destroyed. This is your ONLY warning.
[22:01] <spiritflame> D7 Battlecruiser rolls 1d44 [ 28 ]
[22:02] <D7 Battlecruiser> Who is this?
[22:02] <D7 Battlecruiser> State your name, affiliation, and.... and home planet.
[22:02] * The Kirshwasser's fighters keep swarming and firing and swarming and firing and HOLY F[BLEEP]KING S[BLEEP]T THEY JUST WON'T STOP!!!
[22:02] * D7 Battlecruiser 's shields are failing. 28%
[22:02] <D.Kakaku> [Starship Hellesponte] Ugh... What Spaceship am I on?
[22:02] * D7 Battlecruiser does not fire again.
[22:03] <@The Intern> ♦ This is Intern, affillation Gallifrey, same planet.
[22:03] <~> ♦ By angels and Emperor, let none find us wanting!
[22:03] <@The Intern> ♦ I'm in charge of operations in this space sector
[22:03] <D7 Battlecruiser> ........Then you can start off by paying me for the cost of FIXING THIS SHIP!
[22:03] <Solarchos> ...!
[22:03] <D.Kakaku> [Starship Hellesponte] Daniel Kakaku, Pokemon Kingdom, Pokemon Planet
[22:03] <Solarchos> That battle cry...!
[22:03] <D7 Battlecruiser> This is the ESA Brigandine!
[22:04] <D7 Battlecruiser> And Intern, when I get back to Tokyo, you and whoever else is in that ship is going to be in SO MUCH TROUBLE.
[22:04] * @The Intern raises an eyebrow
[22:04] <@The Intern> ESA~?
[22:04] <David O`Cain> The hell?
[22:04] <Matsuo Shin> ...who?
[22:04] <D7 Battlecruiser> Enclave Naval Asset.
[22:04] <Nelius Raoul> First I've ever heard of 'em.
[22:04] <D.Kakaku> [Starship Hellesponte] First off... Are you their ally,
[22:04] <@The Intern> ♦ And did you bother to file flight plans with us?
[22:04] <D7 Battlecruiser> Guess who is talking to you?
[22:05] <D7 Battlecruiser> I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THAT!
[22:05] <@The Intern> Did you bother to identify?
[22:05] * The Kirshwasser and the other Strike Cruiser continue to pummel the hell out of their original target.
[22:05] <spiritflame> D7 Battlecruiser rolls 1D28d [ ]
[22:05] <spiritflame> D7 Battlecruiser rolls 1d28 [ 4 ]
[22:05] <@The Intern> Yet you know how to fly a Klingon vessel though our space.
[22:05] * D7 Battlecruiser 's shields buckle!
[22:05] <@The Intern> Cease fire.
[22:05] * The Kirshwasser ceases firing now.
[22:05] <D7 Battlecruiser> I don't know how to use the comms!
[22:06] <spiritflame> D7 Battlecruiser rolls 2d6 [ 5, 6 ]
[22:06] * The Strike Cruiser ceases firing.
[22:06] <Nelius Raoul> ....shouldn't that be among the first things you learn how to use?
[22:06] <@The Intern> you're suing them now, apparently.
[22:06] <@The Intern> ^usinf
[22:06] <D.Kakaku> [Starship Hellesponte] HOw abut "Using"
[22:06] * D7 Battlecruiser 's right wing suffers an explosion!
[22:06] * @The Intern sighs
[22:06] <@The Intern> Go render him aid.
[22:06] * The Kirshwassers' fighters quickly surround the D-7 like bees, hovering menacingly.
[22:07] * D7 Battlecruiser is crippled, and leaks gases and water.
[22:07] * D7 Battlecruiser drifts, burning.
[22:07] <spiritflame> D7 Battlecruiser rolls 1d20 [ 1 ]
[22:07] <Solarchos> How so, Intern?
[22:07] * D7 Battlecruiser has a warp core breach imminent.
[22:07] * @The Intern initiates emegency transport for the crew
[22:08] <D7 Battlecruiser> ....Now what the hells does that mean?
[22:08] <D.Kakaku> [Starship Hellesponte] GS BALL Teleport Me to the Nearest Federation Ship
[22:08] * The Kirshwasser activates her teleportarium and begins launching Thunderhawk gunships to begin evacuating everyone off that D-7. Rescue operations commence.
[22:08] * The Strike Cruiser just...hovers.
[22:09] <D.Kakaku> [Starship Hellesponte] /GS BAL... Teleport ALL Occupants of that D7 Cruiser Onto Our SHIP!
[22:09] <spiritflame> D7 Battlecruiser rolls 1d20 [ 1 ]
[22:09] <Nelius Raoul> ....wait a minute, that voice sounds familiar... and the name of Enclave----- hold the phone, is that you, Simon?
[22:09] * The Tanar'ri Stalkers engage their cloaks and resume lurking in the Sol system like predatory sharks.
[22:09] * D7 Battlecruiser EXPLODES IN A RIOT OF ENERGY!
[22:09] <spiritflame> The Kirshwasser rolls 1d100 [ 11 ]
[22:10] * @The Intern rubs her temples
[22:10] <David O`Cain> Oh for f[BLEEP]k's sake. ~_~
[22:10] <D.Kakaku> [Starship Hellesponte] Hello Again!
[22:10] * The Kirshwasser loses a couple dozen of Starfury Thunderbolts and Gunships in the explosion!
[22:11] * ESA Brigandine has BEEN DESTROYED by enemy action!
[22:11] <Matsuo Shin> (( LL when you have time I need to ask you a question ))
[22:11] <D.Kakaku> [Starship Hellesponte] me/ Collapses due to GS Ball overuse
[22:12] <Mr. Strix> .love Kerrick's not going to like that~
[22:12] * D.Kakaku [Starship Hellesponte] Collapses due to GS ball Overuse
[22:12] <@The Intern> Kerrick never bothered to file a flight plan.
[22:12] <@The Intern> He can dislike whatever he wants.
[22:13] <David O`Cain> His fault for being dumb. :/
[22:13] <@The Intern> No transponders, no flight plan, no comms.
[22:13] <Solarchos> So what EXACTLY was that all about in the first place, Intern?
[22:13] <Solarchos> Why did you want me to attack that ship?
[22:13] <@The Intern> I wanted you to catch it.
[22:13] <@The Intern> I wanted to see who exacly was skulking about the Solar System.
[22:14] <@The Intern> Now we know.
[22:14] * D.Kakaku has moved back to the lobby
[22:14] <@The Intern> Indisputably.
[22:14] <Nelius Raoul> It's an honest wonder Simon wasn't shot down by any other space-farers, with that erratic flying.
[22:14] * The Tanar'ri Seekers attempt to recover any data they managed to steal from the D-7 before its destruction.
[22:14] * You get jack.
[22:14] <Solarchos> Who was that other person, Intern?
[22:14] <D.Kakaku> Should I Revive this "Simon"?
[22:15] <@The Intern> Strix?
[22:15] <Solarchos> Strix was his name?
[22:15] <@The Intern> Simon was dead to start with.
[22:15] <@The Intern> The one with the Hologram?
[22:15] * NOTHING could be garnered from the D-7.
[22:15] <David O`Cain> Don't bother, kid.
[22:15] <@The Intern> A minion of the Tyrant.
[22:16] <D.Kakaku> Alright, Just let me rest for five minutes.
[22:16] <D.Kakaku> The GS Ball takes a lot out of you
[22:17] * The other Strike Cruiser slowly drifts past the Hellesponte, revealing a starship that's essentially an FTL-capable block of armor and weapons designed to carry a whole company of Adeptus Astartes. But there's no heraldry painted on her sides, and the ship itself is a dark grey in color. Then she fades from view as her stealth plating engages.
[22:17] <D.Kakaku> What's that?
[22:17] <Solarchos> He's our enemy then?
[22:18] <@The Intern> Yes.
[22:18] <@The Intern> One we will most likely face tomorrow.
[22:18] <Solarchos> That Kakaku is a starship designed purely for planetary conquest.
[22:18] <D.Kakaku> M... Me?!
[22:19] <Solarchos> Strix didn't seem very happy tonight, Intern.
[22:19] <@The Intern> I just... can't deal with him at the moment.
[22:19] <Nelius Raoul> Not you, boy, the starship.
[22:19] <@The Intern> (I sent him into the trap that changed him)
[22:19] <Solarchos> I'm guessing that things didn't go according to his plans tonight.
[22:19] <D.Kakaku> oh.
[22:19] <Nelius Raoul> Well Solar, apparently he was going to "cut a deal".
[22:20] <spiritflame> rolls 1d20 [ 9 ]
[22:20] <Solarchos> Intern didn't seem to interested in dealing with him. Probably for the best too.
[22:20] * rolls Reflex Save.
[22:20] <Mr. Strix> ♦ YES I WAS GOING TO LET HER LIVE IF SHE SLEPT WITH ME
[22:20] <spiritflame> rolls 1d20 [ 7 ]
[22:20] <@The Intern> ...IF I WHAT
[22:20] * @The Intern ANGRILY DISRUPTS THE HOLOGRAM
[22:21] <D.Kakaku> I Think He's in love.
[22:21] <David O`Cain> What a d[BLEEP]k, though.
[22:21] *** The ESA Brigandine has been lost with all hands. ALL HANDS.
[22:22] <D.Kakaku> Is the Brigadine our enemy?
[22:22] <@The Intern> :/
[22:22] <@The Intern> Probably now.
[22:23] * @The Intern files her report to the Actuary
[22:23] * The Hellesponte's AI gets annoyed and starts broadcasting the entire series of "Mad Bull 34" back along the Hologram's transmission signal to its source. >:[
[22:24] * Mr. Strix is away: Watching this Quality Entertainment
[22:24] * D.Kakaku Cancels "Mad Bull 34" Just to spte the enemy.
[22:24] *** The Hellesponte's AI has left #suburbansenshi3 (Suck on that, shizno.)
[22:25] <Solarchos> Now, Intern...
[22:25] * The Actuary CURSES and forwards the report to the president. If it wasn't bad enough Intern lost her two agents and then the Silence Device and now THIS
[22:25] * The Actuary informs the president we may have to face the possibility of war with Enclave
[22:25] * Battle ROM Recorder; The D-7 Battlecruiser does not fire on the fighters and prepares to enter Warp. The Kirshwasser opens fire at the D-7's warp nacelles with bombardment cannons and pulse-lasers. Her fighters go for the nacelles as well.
[22:26] <Solarchos> WHAT HAPPENED ON MARS? I had every mage and augur in the Precognitive Divination Network have massive waking nightmare severe enough to hospitalize some of them.
[22:26] <@The Intern> .... Strife was formented between the Selenite Colony and the Ice Warrior Colony to cover the awakening of a Shadow Vessel.
[22:27] <@The Intern> And that brings me to why I came here.
[22:27] <@The Intern> If the Silence Device is covered in Shadowtech skin....
[22:27] <@The Intern> I was wondering how they could generate a silence field as it was via a senshi usually...
[22:28] <@The Intern> And then I realized how shadowtech is controlled.
[22:28] <@The Intern> A Biological "CPU"
[22:28] * The Tanar'ri Seekers were naturally recording the entire battle. Including communications.
[22:28] <Solarchos> Meaning someone is physically installed into the ship.
[22:28] <@The Intern> Yes
[22:28] <David O`Cain> That's not good, is it?
[22:29] <@The Intern> The Silence Device may have a living core.
[22:29] * Solarchos nods. "Which means we use psychic weaponry."
[22:30] <@The Intern> Yes.
[22:30] <@The Intern> Matsuo Shin will be invaluable.
[22:31] <Nelius Raoul> Just in case, however--- we'll need some other psychics and other kinds of psychic-weaponry.
[22:32] <Solarchos> Psychic weaponry is something else the Federation has plenty of.
[22:32] <Matsuo Shin> I can link with the psychics in that case
[22:32] <Solarchos> And psychics too. In fact, we might have just the kind of psychics you need.
[22:32] <Solarchos> Astropaths.
[22:33] <@The Intern> Astropaths?
[22:33] <Solarchos> Telepaths with a range measured in light-years. As you know, the Imperium uses them for interstellar communications.
[22:34] <Solarchos> We've figured out how to recreate them to a degree without needing the Emperor's Soul-Binding ritual.
[22:34] * Nelius Raoul pulls out his comms, and opens it up. He gets in contact with one of his allies.
[22:35] <Matsuo Shin> so....in that case...will you still be needing me?
[22:35] <Solarchos> Definitely, Matsuo.
[22:35] <David O`Cain> We'd need all we can get, man.
[22:36] <Solarchos> We need every person and weapon we've got, no matter the size or number.
[22:36] <Solarchos> One person might make all the difference.
[22:37] <Solarchos> If you'll excuse me, I'm needed in the Astropathic Choir.
[22:37] <@The Intern> Of course.
[22:38] <Solarchos> Before I go, Intern...
[22:39] <Solarchos> I'm opening the Apocalypse Vault. This situation warrants my activating everything my people have in our own defense.
[22:39] <Solarchos> And by association, we'll be fighting in your defense as well.
[22:39] <@The Intern> Fair enough.
[22:39] <@The Intern> Thank you.
[22:40] *** Solarchos [Fallen0081@EnclaveFedCom.Net] has left #suburbansenshi3 ( "Morrigan...explain to me just what that Strike Cruiser was.")
[22:40] <David O`Cain> Hmmm.
[22:42] *** D.Kakaku has left #suburbansenshi3
[22:44] * Nelius Raoul closes his comms.
[22:49] <David O`Cain> So, what do we do now?
[22:49] <Nelius Raoul> We get prepared.
[22:53] * David O`Cain nods
[22:56] <Nelius Raoul> Speaking of which, I'm gonna head home. Seeya David.
[22:56] *** Nelius Raoul [Overlord.Shura.CreativeChaos@Rasetsu.Coalition.nw] has left #suburbansenshi3
[22:56] * Matsuo Shin broods
[22:56] * Matsuo Shin broods deeply
[22:59] <David O`Cain> This just keeps going from bad to worse. It's gotta stop.
[23:03] <Matsuo Shin> I agree
[23:05] <David O`Cain> Unfortunately, I need to get some rest. Hell, a lot of rest considering what we're going up against.
[23:06] <David O`Cain> Take care, Matsuo.
[23:07] *** David O`Cain [JRPMoonSoldier@MKArmyRanger.mil] has quit IRC (Good night.)
[23:10] <@The Intern> Well tonight got interesting for all the wrong reasons.
[23:10] <Matsuo Shin> agreed...
[23:10] <Matsuo Shin> ...do you think we can do this
[23:12] <@The Intern> Yes/
[23:12] <@The Intern> Yes.
[23:12] <Matsuo Shin> are you just saying that to feel better or do you actually belive it
[23:18] <@The Intern> I believe we can.
[23:19] <Matsuo Shin> ..then I will too
[23:29] <@The Intern> Thank yo u:)
[23:29] <@The Intern> We will need you tomorrow.
[23:29] <@The Intern> Be rested.
[23:30] * @The Intern activates her Time Ring and vanishes
[23:30] <Matsuo Shin> .............
[23:30] *** Matsuo Shin [Shin@history.um.u-tokyo.ac.jp] has left #suburbansenshi3
[23:31] * ?? watches them vanish........
[23:32] *** ?? has left #suburbansenshi3
[00:46] * The Actuary , PERSONALLY, has agents scour the space near neptune to try and find simon
[00:47] * The Tyrant, on the other hand, ALSO has people looking for him

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[17:19] Catriona has Set for NEW GAME!
[17:19] *** [$0] Catriona SPINS the wheel and gets: [ $10,000 ]
[17:19] * [ $0 ] Catriona guesses R!
[17:19] *** Sorry, there are no Rs. Next player /spin!
[17:19] *** [$0] Catriona SPINS the wheel and gets: [ $1000 ]
[17:19] * [ $0 ] Catriona guesses L!
[17:19] *** There is 1 L. Catriona gets $1000 for a total of $1000! /Buy a vowel, /spin, or /solve?
[17:19] * [ $750 ] Catriona tries to buy A!
[17:19] *** Sorry, there are no As. Next player /spin!
[17:19] *** [$1000] Catriona SPINS the wheel and gets: [ $2000 ]
[17:19] * [ $1000 ] Catriona guesses B!
[17:19] *** There is 1 B. Catriona gets $2000 for a total of $3000! /Buy a vowel, /spin, or /solve?
[17:19] * [ $2750 ] Catriona buys E!
[17:19] *** There are 2 Es. /spin, or /solve?
[17:19] *** [$2750] Catriona SPINS the wheel and gets: [ $500 ]
[17:20] * [ $2750 ] Catriona guesses Y!
[17:20] *** Sorry, there are no Ys. Next player /spin!
[17:20] *** [$2750] Catriona SPINS the wheel and gets: [ $750 ]
[17:20] * [ $2750 ] Catriona guesses M!
[17:20] *** Sorry, there are no Ms. Next player /spin!
[17:20] *** [$2750] Catriona SPINS the wheel and gets: [ BANKRUPT ]
[17:20] *** Next player /spin!
[17:20] *** [$0] Catriona SPINS the wheel and gets: [ $10,000 ]
[17:20] * [ $0 ] Catriona guesses D!
[17:20] *** Sorry, there are no Ds. Next player /spin!
[17:20] *** [$0] Catriona SPINS the wheel and gets: [ $2000 ]
[17:20] * [ $0 ] Catriona guesses N!
[17:20] *** Sorry, there are no Ns. Next player /spin!
[17:20] *** [$0] Catriona SPINS the wheel and gets: [ $2000 ]
[17:20] * [ $0 ] Catriona guesses S!
[17:20] *** Sorry, there are no Ss. Next player /spin!
[17:20] *** [$0] Catriona SPINS the wheel and gets: [ BANKRUPT ]
[17:20] *** Next player /spin!
[17:20] *** [$0] Catriona SPINS the wheel and gets: [ BANKRUPT ]
[17:20] *** Next player /spin!
[17:20] *** [$0] Catriona SPINS the wheel and gets: [ BANKRUPT ]
[17:20] *** Next player /spin!
[17:20] *** [$0] Catriona SPINS the wheel and gets: [ $500 ]
[17:20] * [ $0 ] Catriona guesses V!
[17:20] *** Sorry, there are no Vs. Next player /spin!
[17:21] *** [$0] Catriona SPINS the wheel and gets: [ $750 ]
[17:21] * [ $0 ] Catriona guesses C!
[17:21] *** Sorry, there are no Cs. Next player /spin!
[17:21] *** [$0] Catriona SPINS the wheel and gets: [ $1000 ]
[17:21] * [ $0 ] Catriona guesses X!
[17:21] *** There is 1 X. Catriona gets $1000 for a total of $1000! /Buy a vowel, /spin, or /solve?
[17:21] * [ $750 ] Catriona buys O!
[17:21] *** There is 1 O. /spin, or /solve?
[17:21] *** [$750] Catriona SPINS the wheel and gets: [ $10,000 ]
[17:21] * [ $750 ] Catriona guesses F!
[17:21] *** Sorry, there are no Fs. Next player /spin!
[17:21] *** [$750] Catriona SPINS the wheel and gets: [ $1000 ]
[17:22] * [ $750 ] Catriona guesses G!
[17:22] *** Sorry, there are no Gs. Next player /spin!
[17:22] *** [$750] Catriona SPINS the wheel and gets: [ $750 ]
[17:22] * [ $750 ] Catriona guesses H!
[17:22] *** Sorry, there are no Hs. Next player /spin!
[17:22] *** [$750] Catriona SPINS the wheel and gets: [ $500 ]
[17:22] * [ $750 ] Catriona guesses J!
[17:22] *** There is 1 J. Catriona gets $500 for a total of $1250! /Buy a vowel, /spin, or /solve?
[17:22] * [ $1250 ] Catriona tries to solve the puzzle with Jewel Box!
[17:22] *** Catriona SOLVES the puzzle and gets a $1500 bonus for a total of $2750!!
[17:22] *** Catriona has recieved G¥2750 !!
[17:22] Catriona has Set for NEW GAME!
[17:22] *** [$0] Catriona SPINS the wheel and gets: [ $10,000 ]
[17:22] * [ $0 ] Catriona guesses R!
[17:22] *** There is 1 R. Catriona gets $10000 for a total of $10000! /Buy a vowel, /spin, or /solve?
[17:22] * [ $9750 ] Catriona buys A!
[17:22] *** There is 1 A. /spin, or /solve?
[17:23] *** [$9750] Catriona SPINS the wheel and gets: [ $1000 ]
[17:23] * [ $9750 ] Catriona guesses L!
[17:23] *** Sorry, there are no Ls. Next player /spin!
[17:23] *** [$9750] Catriona SPINS the wheel and gets: [ $250 ]
[17:23] * [ $9750 ] Catriona guesses D!
[17:23] *** There are 2 Ds. Catriona gets $500 for a total of $10250! /Buy a vowel, /spin, or /solve?
[17:23] * [ $10000 ] Catriona buys E!
[17:23] *** There is 1 E. /spin, or /solve?
[17:23] * [ $10000 ] Catriona tries to solve the puzzle with address book!
[17:23] *** Catriona SOLVES the puzzle and gets a $1500 bonus for a total of $11500!!
[17:23] *** Catriona has recieved G¥11500 !!
[17:23] Catriona has Set for NEW GAME!
[17:23] *** Catriona [c_langister@secrethideout.net] has quit IRC








[18:09] * A message is transmitted to both the Actuary and the Intern's personal extranet accounts. Ultra-high level security.
















[17:39] <??> (( I love the fact that the Marvel comics more or less stated that the japanese version of spider-man is one of the most powerful in the entire multiverse ))












[14:32] <D.Kakaku> Is anyone here?
[16:20] <Creselian> NOpe!
[16:20] *** Creselian has left #suburbansenshi3
[16:21] *** D.Kakaku [Pokemon_King@poke+digi.com] has left #suburbansenshi3 (May we meet again)