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[19:41] <=catablanca=> Haruak why did you call me here
[19:41] <@SpeedRcrX> Artemis don't worry, hop in this bag.
[19:41] * @SpeedRcrX produces a brown canvas bag.
[19:41] <@SpeedRcrX> I'll carry you
[19:42] * =catablanca= hops into the bag
[19:42] * @SpeedRcrX ties it.
[19:42] <@SpeedRcrX> HEY GM I DECLARE POSSESSION OF ONE EMERGENCY FOOD SUPPLY
[19:42] *** You have one Menchi
welcome to #suburbansenshi3
[18:32] * Konata Izumi walks in.
[18:32] <Konata Izumi> I AM THE GATEKEEPER!
[18:33] * Chibi-AnTil is seated in a chair in the middle of his destroyed living room.
[18:33] <Chibi-AnTil> I am the Keymaster.
[18:33] * Konata Izumi walks inside.
[18:33] *** The door closes on its own.
[18:33] * Konata Izumi and Chibi-AnTil approach each other.
[18:34] * Konata Izumi looks up...and UP!! AnTil just TOWERS over her!
[18:35] * Konata Izumi gets SCOOPED up off the ground and carried!!!
[18:35] <Konata Izumi> >:D
[18:43] *** Off-screen, you can just HEAR Kagami Hiiragi SEETHING at what she's seeing!!
[18:45] * Chibi-AnTil carries Konata towards the kitchen. The door is gone, and where the refridgerator used to be is a previously-hidden staircase going up.
[18:45] *** PAUSE HERE FOR NOW!!!
[09:02] *** Continuation from <-: But on the Morning of December 24th, Ami-chan could be seeing drawing Karami by the hand, towards their favorite spot in the Atrium...
[09:03] * Karami has moved to: [ the Atrium ]
[09:04] <Karami> [the Atrium] No! No! No! No! Auntie, please! I told you this won't be necessary! 😓
[09:06] * Merc_Nezu has moved to: [ the Atrium ]
[09:10] <Merc_Nezu> [the Atrium] I don't care. I know what it means to be alone for years and just can't keep watching this. After all, you do have an extended family you can go to over the Holidays. My Mom, on the other hand, is probably going to be on Emergency Service in her clinic again.
[09:12] <Karami> [the Atrium] But still, I'd feel like a spare wheel among them. What am I supposed to talk about with them? And, to be honest, I'm ineviteably running out of excuses in what way I could be related to them!
[09:15] <Merc_Nezu> [the Atrium] *sighs* I thought you were intelligent? Just think of something. And, in the worst case, coming somewhere from your father's side of the family is all they need to know. 😉
[09:17] <Merc_Nezu> [the Atrium] And besides, watching over your appartments while you guys are away... I could do that just as good.
[09:18] *** ^picks her phone
[09:19] <Merc_Nezu> [the Atrium] I'm going to ask Bonnie if they'd still have an empty spot to share. One more, one merrier.
[09:20] <Karami> [the Atrium] But what are you going to do tonight then?
[09:22] <Merc_Nezu> [the Atrium] *shrugs* Don't worry. The way I know the other girls, I wouldn't be surprised if they'd pop up here spontaneously to celebrate with me.
[09:24] <Merc_Nezu> [the Atrium] [...]Ah, Bonnie-chan? [...] Yes, I understand. That's good to hear. Hold on, I'll be sending her over in a Moment. Bye-bye, and merry Christmas to all of you. *hangs up*
[09:26] <Merc_Nezu> [the Atrium] Allright, it's settled. You have the most necessary things packed up?
[09:26] <Karami> [the Atrium] Y-yes, but...
[09:28] <Merc_Nezu> [the Atrium] No buts! I don't want to see you here again before next Saturday Morning. Got it?
[09:30] <Karami> [the Atrium] Got it. Thanks a lot, Auntie. 🥲
[09:32] *** She pushes a few buttons on her device - to specify the exact location in the other world - opens a vortex and waves at Karami as the latter, slowly and still a bit hesitative, goes through...
[09:34] <Merc_Nezu> [the Atrium] So, that's another satisfied customer. Now it's up to us two to start our daily tour to secure the area.
[09:35] *** Akitsu-chan (on her shoulder) :-3
[09:35] <Merc_Nezu> [the Atrium] Allright, let's go...
[09:35] *** To be continued... 🩵
[09:36] * Merc_Nezu is away: Checking the spot
[09:37] * Karami is away: Gone to celebrate with the family
[23:45] * Matsumi Kaze sits on the other end of the atrium, continuing her reading
[23:46] * Matsumi Kaze looks over the stories
[23:50] <Matsumi Kaze> ...Bakekujira
[23:50] <Matsumi Kaze> ...............
[23:50] <Matsumi Kaze> O_O
[23:50] * Matsumi Kaze keeps reading it....and starts to look more and more horrified by it
[23:54] <Matsumi Kaze> ><
[00:07] * Matsumi Kaze feels sick....
[22:44] <Minerva> ugh of al lthe times.....
[22:45] * Minerva looks out the window at the blowing snow.........
[22:45] * Minerva sips a mug, ignoring Matsumi running in the background, chasing freya
[22:45] <Priscilla O. Peinforte> oh no. our children are stuck in this place for another night where we can spoil and love them. whatever shall we do.
[22:46] * Minerva just looks at Priscilla..who shrugs
[22:47] * Inanna looks so happy!
[22:56] * Minerva streaches
[17:00] * The Cheesykits Projector starts to warm up
[17:10] *** The movie starts again!!!!
[17:12] *** Sodmod-2 and RO-635 are leading the Fluffbusters into City Hall, telling the various reporters who are gathering all over the place.
[17:18] * Z-23 , Javelin, Ayanami, and Laffey are brought into a big office where the Mayor (a.k.a Hornet of Azur Lane), Yorktown, Lexington, Bunker Hill, and Essex are arguing and yelling.
[17:19] <Hornet> I've got a city blowing up and you girls aren't giving me any answers!!
[17:20] <Essex> We're blocking the streets, the bridges~!
[17:20] <Yorktown> We've already called for the Imperial Guard...
[17:22] *** They're all near a map of the city where there are DOZENS of red pins pushed into various areas where the ghosts have struck and raised all kinds of mischief!
[17:22] <RO-635> The Fluffbusters are here, Miss Mayor!
[17:22] <Hornet> The Fluffbusters. Okay, the Flufbusters...
[17:22] <Hornet> Where's this HK girl?
[17:23] * HK-416 pushes past Laffey and Javelin.
[17:23] <HK-416> HERE!!!
[17:23] <HK-416> I am HK-416 and I'm here to make a full report.
[17:24] <HK-416> These girls are CONSUMMATE snowball artists! They use sense and nerve gases to cause people to have hallucinations.
[17:25] <HK-416> People think they're seeing ghosts, and they call these BIMBOS who conveniently show up to deal with the problem with a fake, electronic light show.
[17:26] <Javelin> Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by d[BLEEP]kgirl here.
[17:26] <HK-416> They caused an explosion!!!
[17:26] <HK-416> >:(
[17:27] <Hornet> Is this true?
[17:27] <Z-23> ...Yes, it's true.
[17:27] * Z-23 points at HK-416. "This girl has a d[BLEEP]k."
[17:27] <HK-416> D:<
[17:28] * HK-416 CHARGES at Z-23 and starts trying to slap the crap out of her!
[17:28] * Sopmod-2 and RO-635 jump in to break them up!
[17:29] <Hornet> HEY! Hey, hey, hey, hey! Break it up! This is City Hall!!!
[17:29] <Hornet> What am I going to do here, Yorktown? What is all this?!
[17:30] <Bunker Hill> All I know is that was no light show we saw this morning.
[17:31] <Bunker Hill> I've seen every form of combustion known to man AND woman, but this beats the heck outta me!
[17:32] *** Nearby, Neon is CACKLING!!!!
[17:33] <Lexington> The walls of the Royal Navy Maid Hall were BLEEDING. How do you explain that?
[17:36] *** Enterprise has joined #suburbansenshi3
[17:36] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa Enterprise
[17:38] * Enterprise is dressed up ina VERY regal and revealing Nun's outfit. HEY! That's Implacable's outfit!
[17:38] <Enterprise> Good afternoon, everyone! ^__^;
[17:38] <Hornet> Ah!! Your Eminence!
[17:39] * Hornet goes over to Enterprise and kisses the ring on her hand.
[17:39] <Enterprise> How are you doing, Hornet?
[17:39] * Hornet gives Enterprise a playful flick on the nose. "Lookin' good, Enty! We're in a real fix here."
[17:41] <Hornet> What do you think I should do?
[17:42] <Enterprise> Horny, officially the Church of the Tenko won't take any position on the religious implications of these phenomena.
[17:43] <Enterprise> Personally, Horny...I think it's a sign from the Madoka. But don't quote me on that.
[17:43] <Javelin> Probably a good idea there...!
[17:46] <Hornet> I'm not going to call a press conference and tell everyone to start praying.
[17:47] * Ayanami clears her throat and steps forward.
[17:48] <Ayanami> Excuse me. My name is Ayanami, and I've only been with the Fluffbusters for a little while.
[17:48] <Ayanami> But I have to be honest...these things are REAL!
[17:49] <Ayanami> Since I've been with these girls, I have seen s[BLEEP]t that will turn you whiter than HER HAIR!!!
[17:49] * Ayanami points at Enterprise.
[17:50] <Z-23> Well, you can believe Angry German Girl over there...
[17:50] * Z-23 points at HK-416.
[17:50] <HK-416> >:(
[17:51] <Z-23> Or you can accept the fact that this city is heading for a disaster of Biblical proportions.
[17:52] <Hornet> Biblical? What do you mean Biblical?
[17:52] <Javelin> She means Old Testament, Miss Mayor. Real wrath of God stuff!
[17:53] <Javelin> Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
[17:54] <Laffey> Orbital bombardment! Daemonic incursions!
[17:54] <Ayanami> The dead rising from the grave!!
[17:56] <Z-23> Otaku sacrifices to evil foxgirls! Dog and cats living together! MASS HYSTERIA!!!!!!!!!!!
[17:56] <Hornet> Enough! I get the point!
[17:56] <Hornet> But what if you
[17:56] <Hornet> But what if you're wrong?
[17:57] <Z-23> If we're wrong, nothing happens! We'll go to jail! Peacefully, quietly, we'll enjoy it!
[17:57] <Z-23> But if we're right!
[17:57] <Z-23> And we CAN stop this thing.
[17:58] <Z-23> Horny~!!!! :D
[17:58] <Z-23> YOU!
[17:58] <Z-23> Will have saved the lives!
[17:58] <Z-23> Of MILLIONS of registered voters!!
[17:58] <Hornet> :D
[17:59] * Enterprise nods in approval.
[17:59] * HK-416 rushes over.
[17:59] <HK-416> You seriously cannot be thinking of trusting these girls. D:
[18:00] * Hornet thinks for a few seconds.
[18:00] * Hornet points at HK-416. "Get her out of here."
[18:00] * RO-635 and Sopmod-2 start to take HK-416 away.
[18:00] <Z-23> Bye! :D
[18:01] <HK-416> I'm gonna fix you, Z-23! I'm gonna get you!!!'
[18:01] <Z-23> I'm going to get her a nice fruit basket! I'M GONNA MISS HER!!!
[18:01] *** HK-416 has left #suburbansenshi3 ( D:<)
[18:02] <Hornet> All right, we've got work to do.
[18:02] <Hornet> Now, what do you need from me?
[18:05] *** The scene switches to outside! FLUFFY-ONE is fueled up and ready to go. The street is now filled with activity as an entire battalion of Imperial Guardsmen SURGE forward to secure the route to the Sukima Apartments.
[18:06] *** Good grief, they've even brought out Predator medium tanks!!
[18:06] <Javelin> Come on, let's run some red lights!!!! >:D
[18:07] *** FLUFFY-ONE is going to be operating with a FULL military and police escort every step of the way!
[18:10] *** Elsewhere, at the Sukima Apartments, the weather has begun to act strangely, with an odd chill forming around the place and thick clouds starting to accumulate directly overhead despite the winds. The building itself is being evacuated, and a HUGE crowd is outside observing.
[18:11] *** Looks like the Kits brought in ALL of the extras for the crowd shot!
[18:11] *** Which means just about everyone is there!
[18:15] * FLUFFY-ONE screeches to a halt in front of the entrance and everyone gets out!
[18:15] <Javelin> :D
[18:15] <Z-23> ^____^
[18:15] <Laffey> ~_____~
[18:15] <Ayanami> :/
[18:15] *** The crowd goes wild!
[18:16] <Javelin> Hello, everyone!!!!
[18:17] * Javelin goes to the standing just behind the barricades and starts slapping hands and hugging!
[18:18] * Javelin takes hold of Z-23's hand and raises it up! "Doctor Nimi! Would you please! The heart of the Fluffbusters!!"
[18:18] * Laffey and Ayanami open the rear door of Fluffy-One and bring out the proton packs!
[18:19] <Javelin> Gotta run now! Got a date with a ghost!!!
[18:20] * Z-23 takes her proton pack and starts putting it on. "Whatever happens, let's be efficient, thorough, and extremely aggressive!!" >:D
[18:21] *** Everyone stands in front of the entrance and looks up. And up.
[18:22] *** The building looks a LOT bigger up close! And the storm clouds materializing overhead are now blocking out the sun and casting a deep shadow across the city.
[18:22] <Laffey> We might have to put in some overtime on this one! O___O
[18:23] *** Tremors start to radiate out from the building, causing the pavement to crack and distort.
[18:24] *** The ground drops out from beneath the Fluffbusters!
[18:24] <Laffey> :O
[18:24] <Ayanami> Ahhhh!
[18:25] <Z-23> D:
[18:25] <Javelin> AAAHHHHHHHHHH!
[18:25] *** All four girls disappear beneath the streets!
[18:26] * Javelin The quakes continue for a full minute, with the road continuing to warp and collapse in areas, dropping police cars into ruts and sinkholes.
[18:27] * ~ The crowds are thrown to the ground in disarray, many of them crying out and screaming.
[18:27] * ~ Finally, the trembling stops. Everyone starts to get back up and look around.
[18:28] * ~ Many of them keep asking the same thing over and over again. "Where's the Fluffbusters?"
[18:28] *** The hole they fell into looms.
[18:29] * Laffey starts to climb out!
[18:29] <Laffey> O___O
[18:29] * Ayanami starts climbing out as well!
[18:29] <~> There they are!!
[18:29] <~> THEY'RE OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!
[18:30] *** The crowd goes WILD!!
[18:31] * Javelin starts climbing out, and Ayanami helps pull Z-23 out.
[18:31] <Javelin> I was NOT prepared for that!
[18:31] <Z-23> It's all right! Don't worry! We
[18:31] <Z-23> We're all fine! We can handle it! We can take it!
[18:32] <Z-23> They wanna play rough!!! >:D
[18:32] <The crowd> ♦ Fluffbusters! Fluffbusters! Fluffbusters! Fluffbusters!
[18:33] <Z-23> You girls ready to play rough!?
[18:34] <Javelin> Absolutely!
[18:34] <Laffey> >:D
[18:34] <Ayanami> Let's get 'em all!
[18:36] *** The Fluffbusters turn and STORM into the apartment building! It's time to KICK SOME ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[18:36] *** The scene switches to.......!!!
[18:37] * ~ A HUGE interior staircase that stretches all the way up to the top floor of the building.. The power's out, and so are the elevators.
[18:38] * The Fluffbusters are now slowly and PAINFULLY making their way up those stairs.
[18:38] <Javelin> >__<;
[18:38] <Laffey> D:
[18:39] <Ayanami> DX
[18:39] <Z-23> ...Where are we?
[18:39] <Javelin> I don't know...the teens somewhere, I think.
[18:40] <Z-23> When we get to 20, tell me. I'm gonna throw up... >__<;
[18:41] *** PAUSE HERE FOR NOW!
[07:39] * The Cheesykits Projector starts to warm up!
[07:44] *** The scene starts with Chibi-AnTil and Konata Izumi up on top of the apartment's roof. The place is strangely-designed, not like an actual roof but like some kind of open-air temple.
[07:45] * Konata Izumi looks quite satisfied. ^________________^
[07:49] * Chibi-AnTil is just getting up and walking towards the central edifice of the roof: what looks like a massive effigy, consisting of a staircase leading up to a carved slab that looks like a closed door.
[07:49] * Chibi-AnTil moves towards one of two plinths at the base of the staircase.
[07:50] * Konata Izumi starts to move towards the other.
[07:50] *** The scene switches back to the Fluffbusters as they FINALLY reach the 24th Floor.
[07:50] * Ayanami stumbles out into the hallway and leans against the wall. @__@
[07:51] <Laffeey> Sleepy...
[07:51] <Javelin> Where is it...@___@
[07:52] <Z-23> At the end of the hall.
[07:53] *** Everyone starts to stumble their way down the hall. The hall itself is a mess, with almost every apartment door open and obvious signs of a very messy and hurried evacuation.
[07:56] * ~ Back on the roof, Chibi-AnTil and Konata stand on their respective plinths with their arms outstretched towards the doorway. Strange lightning starts to play on the cornices ringing the top of the ediface.
[07:57] * Z-23 pushes on the front door to Chibi-AnTil's apartment.
[07:57] *** The door just flops backwards onto the ground, its hinges just GONE.
[07:58] <Z-23> ...Okay.
[07:58] * Z-23 and the others walk into the apartment. It's been completely wrecked, with two whole walls (the ones facing outside) just shredded away.
[08:01] *** Everyone starts looking around through the mess.
[08:02] * Javelin glances into the kitchen. Almost everything is gone. Not broken or wrecked, just GONE. Like it was physically removed.
[08:02] *** The staircase leading upward is very visible, though.
[08:02] <Javelin> Hey, where do these stairs go?
[08:03] <Z-23> They go up!
[08:03] *** Thunder claps overhead, and lightning flashes illuminate the staircase creepily.
[08:04] * Z-23 pushes Ayanami and Z-23 ahead of her. "Come on! Let's go, everyone!" :D
[08:06] *** Up on the roof, lightning shoots down from the top and hits both Chibi-AnTil and Konata continuously!!! Both of them shake and shudder, but they stay on their feet and keep their arms stretched out.
[08:06] *** The lightning redirects out of them and hits the doorway instead!
[08:08] *** The door starts to open! Lurid, ethereal light starts to shine out from beyond the doorway as it begins to open inch by inch.
[08:09] * Chibi-AnTil and Konata start to fall to the ground as the energy they're channeling takes its toll.
[08:10] *** Z-23 has joined #suburbansenshi3
[08:10] <@spiritflame> ohayo Z-23
[08:10] *** Javelin has joined #suburbansenshi3
[08:10] <@spiritflame> ohayo Javelin
[08:10] *** Ayanami has joined #suburbansenshi3
[08:10] <@spiritflame> ohayo Ayanami
[08:11] *** Laffey has joined #suburbansenshi3
[08:11] <@spiritflame> ohayo Laffey
[08:11] *** The Starter Squad has finally made it to the roof just in time to see what's happening!!
[08:11] *** With one last surge of energy, both of them succumb and transform into the creatures possessing them!!
[08:11] * Chibi-AnTil is now known as Terror Fox
[08:12] * Konata Izumi is now known as Terror Cat
[08:13] <Z-23> Okay...
[08:13] <Z-23> So...?
[08:13] <Z-23> He's a nine-tailed fox.
[08:14] *** The doorway has completely opened. Beyond it is a strange cloudscape consisting of deep, rolling clouds surrounding a Japanese-style country house, the type that was common hundreds of years ago.
[08:15] *** The Terror Fox and Terror Cat quickly gallop up to the house as the front door slides open.
[08:21] <~>
[08:21] *** Sukima has joined #suburbansenshi3
[08:21] <@spiritflame> ohayo Sukima
[08:21] * Sukima is now known as Yukari Yakumo
[08:22] <Javelin> It's a girl just like us!
[08:22] <Laffey> It's Sukima.
[08:23] <Ayanami> I thought Sukima was supposed to be some Ugly Old Ba[BLEEP]rd?
[08:23] <Javelin> Apparently not.
[08:23] * Yukari Yakumo goes over to the Terror Fox and starts petting its snout affectionately.
[08:24] <Laffey> Well, whoever it is it's gotta get by us.
[08:24] <Laffey> GO GET HER, NIMI!!!!
[08:24] <Z-23> WHAT?!
[08:25] * Z-23 sees that everyone is staring at her intently.
[08:25] <Z-23> >__<;
[08:26] * Z-23 walks forward.
[08:26] <Z-23> SUKIMA THE BORDER-HAG!!!
[08:27] * Yukari Yakumo turns to face Z-23.
[08:27] <Z-23> Guten abend.
[08:28] <Z-23> Als ordnungsgemäß bestellter vertreter der stadt und des bundesstaates...
[08:28] <Yukari Yakumo> ^____^;
[08:29] <Z-23> Ich befehle Ihnen hiermit, alle übernatürlichen Aktivitäten einzustellen und unverzüglich in Ihre Ursprungsdimension zurückzukehren...
[08:31] <Z-23> Oder die nächstgelegene, geeignete parallel dimension.
[08:31] <Laffey> O____O
[08:32] <Ayanami> D:
[08:32] <Javelin> That should do it...
[08:32] <Yukari Yakumo> ARE YOU A GOD?!
[08:33] <Z-23> ................................No?
[08:34] <Yukari Yakumo> THEN
[08:34] * Yukari Yakumo opens up portals in front of the Fluffbusters!
[08:34] <Yukari Yakumo> DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[08:36] *** From the portals comes a MASSIVE deluge of drink cups, sauce packets, fast food, napkins, and cheap plastic utensils as Yukari fires the ENTIRE contents of a McDonalds at them!
[08:38] * The Starter Squad are all blown backwards towards the edge of the roof by the spray! Screaming and howling, they barely manage to hang on as they're blasted with McChicken sandwiches, burgers, and french fries!!
[08:38] <Ayanami> Nimi!
[08:40] <Ayanami> Next time someone asks if you're a god you say YES!!!!!
[08:41] <Z-23> All right.
[08:41] <Z-23> THIS CHICK IS TOAST~!!!!
[08:45] *** The Fluffbusters get to their feet.
[08:45] <Z-23> Ready the stick!
[08:45] *** Everyone pulls out their proton dischargers at once.
[08:46] <Javelin, Ayanami, and Laffey> HO!!!!
[08:46] <Z-23> HEAT 'EM UP!
[08:46] *** Everyone turns on their proton packs.
[08:47] <Javelin, Ayanami, and Laffey> SMOKIN~!!!!!
[08:47] <Z-23> MAKE 'EM HOT~!
[08:47] *** Everyone flicks off the safeties of their dischargers.
[08:47] <Javelin, Ayanami, and Laffey> ♦ READY!!
[08:48] <Z-23> Let's show this extra-dimensional b[BLEEP]ch how we do things down here.
[08:53] *** PAUSE HERE FOR NOW AS WE'RE OUT OF TIME FOR TODAY!
[07:24] * The Cheesykits Projector starts to warm up!
[07:37] *** The movie picks up where it left off, with Yukari crouching down and tensing up as she sees the Fluffbusters approaching her aggressively.
[07:37] <Javelin> Throw it!
[07:38] * The Fluffbusters SHOOT!! Four proton streams are fired at Yukari!
[07:39] * Yukari Yakumo dodges them by leaping STRAIGHT UP into the air!
[07:41] * Laffey and Ayanami watch in awe as Yukari arcs over their heads and lands on an altar built at the edge of the roof.
[07:41] <Z-23> D:<
[07:42] <Javelin> Nimble, isn't she?
[07:42] <Z-23> Aim for the head!!
[07:42] *** The Fluffbusters fire again!!
[07:43] * Yukari Yakumo stands there and...vanishes?
[07:43] <Laffey> ...That wasn't so hard.
[07:44] *** Everyone goes over to investigate.
[07:44] <Javelin> We neutronized her! Do you know what that means? A complete particle reversal!
[07:45] <Ayanami> We had the tools, we had the talent!
[07:45] <Z-23> It's Sparkling Juice time! :D
[07:49] * Z-23 , Javelin, and Ayanami start dancing a little while Laffey takes some readings.
[07:50] <Laffey> This looks extraordinarily bad...
[07:50] <Ayanami> Whaaaa?
[07:51] *** Suddenly, another earthquake starts to hit the area, building up slowly and gradually, then sending everyone falling to the ground for miles around as it building in intensity for a full minute, then dropping back to nothing .
[07:52] <Booming Voice> - SUBCREATURES! -
[07:53] <Booming Voice> - Sukima the Gozerian, Sukima the Destructor!! -
[07:53] <Booming Voice> - Vuga sildroaar! The Traveler has come! -
[07:53] <Booming Voice> - Choose and perish! -
[07:54] <Javelin> Choose!?! What do you mean choose?! We don't understand!
[07:54] <Booming Voice> - CHOOSE! CHOOSE THE FORM OF THE DESTRUCTOR!!! -
[07:55] <Z-23> OHHHHHH, I GET IT! I GET IT!
[07:59] <Z-23> If we think of the Shikikan, the Shikikan will appear and destroy us!
[07:59] <Z-23> Sneaky-breeki bimbo!! We're not falling for that!
[07:59] <Z-23> Everyone, empty your heads! Don't think of anything!
[08:00] <Booming Voice> - ...THE CHOICE IS MADE! -
[08:00] <Booming Voice> - THE TRAVELER HAS COME!! -
[08:01] <Z-23> WHOA!! NIEN! NIEN! NIEN! NIEN!
[08:01] <Z-23> NOBODY CHOOSED ANYTHING!!
[08:01] * Z-23 turns to everyone. "Did you choose anything?!"
[08:01] <Laffey> No!
[08:01] <Ayanami> My mind's a blank.
[08:02] <Z-23> I didn't choose anything!!
[08:02] * Javelin looks uncomfortable.
[08:06] <Javelin> I couldn't help it!
[08:06] <Javelin> It just popped in there.
[08:06] * Z-23 gets closer.
[08:06] <Z-23> What.
[08:06] <Z-23> WHAT just popped in there?!
[08:07] <Javelin> I tried to think...
[08:09] *** There's a huge THUD in the distance.
[08:09] <Ayanami> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK~!!!!!
[08:10] * Ayanami and Laffey rush to the edge and look out over the city.
[08:10] <Javelin> NO!!! NOOOOOO! IT CAN'T BE!!!!!
[08:10] <Javelin> IT CAN'T BE!!!!!!!!!!!
[08:11] <Z-23> What did you do, Javelin??!?! Oooooooooooooh, scheiße!!!!!
[08:14] *** Something is moving behind some of the buildings in the distance. Whatever it is, it's HUGE!!!
[08:21] *** IT'S GETTING CLOSER!
[08:21] <Javelin> It's...it's... T__________T
[08:22] <~>
[08:23] *** ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE AS TWO OF THOSE THINGS ROUND A CORNER AND KEEP SLOWLY BOUNCING FORWARD!!!
[08:24] *** THEY'RE GIGANTIC!! Each of them is at least a hundred feet high and must weigh hundreds of tons at the very least!
[08:31] * The Yukkuris ROAR as they shuffle forward!!
[08:31] * just LOOKS at Javelin.
[08:32] <~Everyone> ^
[08:32] <Javelin> I tried to think of something kind! Something I loved from my childhood!
[08:32] <Javelin> Something that would never-EVER try to destroy us!!!
[08:32] <Javelin> T___________T
[08:39] <Z-23> Laffey...Javelin has gone KAPUT. What have you got left?
[08:39] <Ayanami> O_____o
[08:39] <Laffey> I'm sorry.
[08:39] <Laffey> I'm confused and terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.
[08:42] * The Yukkuri-Kaiju continue to shuffle down the street towards the Sukima Apartments, rolling over police cars in the process and squashing them all!
[08:42] *** PAUSE HERE FOR NOW AS WE'VE RUN OUT OF TIME FOR TODAY'S PRESENTATION!
[22:52] * @Sailor Quinox stands on the moon, looking out towards the Earth
[22:56] * @Sailor Quinox STREACHES
[23:04] * @Sailor Quinox looks up at the Earth...smiling
[23:11] <OG Sailor Quinox> hey...you ok there?
[23:11] *** OG Sailor Quinox has joined #suburbansenshi3
[23:11] <@spiritflame> konbanwa OG Sailor Quinox
[23:11] * OG Sailor Quinox walks into view
[23:11] <@Sailor Quinox> .......I..didn't know you were...
[23:11] <OG Sailor Quinox> oh this?
[23:12] <OG Sailor Quinox> Maia came up with it..keeps our powers at a resonable lvels
[23:12] <OG Sailor Quinox> levels
[23:12] * OG Sailor Quinox sits next to Matsumi, looking at the Earth
[23:12] <OG Sailor Quinox> ..kind of sad here..silent
[23:12] <@Sailor Quinox> yeah
[23:15] * @Sailor Quinox leans against Minerva...who puts an arm around her daughter
[23:29] <@Sailor Quinox> ..thanks for being here
[23:29] <OG Sailor Quinox> anything for my princess
[07:19] <The Countdown Timer> ♦ 11 hours and 45 minutes until Cheesykits
[18:57] * The Cheesykits Projector starts to warm up!
[19:04] *** Fluffbusters picks up where it left off, with the Yukkuri-Kaijus making their way down the street.
[19:08] * Z-23 watches in confusion as one of the Yukkuri-Kaiju waddles over a parked car and squashes it flat. Then it starts bouncing on the remains for a few seconds.
[19:09] <Ayanami> There's something you don't see every day.
[19:10] *** The other Yukkuri-Kaiju stops, and looks up at them. A hideously-twisted grin appears on its face!
[19:10] <Laffey> O___O
[19:10] <Ayanami> Oh no.
[19:12] <Z-23> Was zum Teufel ist das für ein Scheiß?!
[19:15] *** The two Yukkuri-Kaiju waddle towards the Sukima Apartments, CRASHING through a conveniently-placed Shinto shrine in the process!!!
[19:17] <Ayanami> NOBODY INSULTS A SHRINE IN MY SIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:<
[19:18] <Javelin> One...two...three...ROAST 'EM!!!!
[19:19] * Javelin opens fire with her proton-streamer! She's soon joined by everyone else!
[19:20] *** The Yukkuri-Kaiju both squeal in pain and rage as the proton streams sear across them, filling the air with smoke and the overwhelming scent of roasting bean paste!
[19:21] *** Both of them are also partially in fire. They both flail and roll around, causing a huge gout of flames and smoke to shoot up the side of the building.
[19:22] * Javelin , Z-23, Ayanami, and Laffey all hurl themselves back away from the edge of the building before they're engulfed!!
[19:25] *** The Yukkuri-Kaiju begun to recover and start climbing up the building. They don't have any hands, or legs. But they're climbing!!!
[19:27] <Javelin> This is just great. Killed by a couple of mega-yukkuris?!?! >___<;;
[19:27] <Laffey> I can't take it easy now! >___<;
[19:29] <Z-23> So what do we do now?!?!
[19:30] <Laffey> Wait.
[19:30] * Laffey consults her smartphone (and the script).
[19:30] <Laffey> The particle flow goes both ways. We can reverse the energy coming through the gate.
[19:31] <Ayanami> How?
[19:31] <Laffey> ...We'll cross the streams.
[19:31] <Javelin> Cross the streams... T____T
[19:32] <Z-23> Wait a minute, I thought you said crossing the streams was BAD?!
[19:32] <Laffey> Not necessarily. There's definitely a very slim chance we'll survive!
[19:33] <Z-23> You're going to endanger us.
[19:33] <Z-23> You're going to endanger our client!
[19:34] <Z-23> The nice guy, who paid us in advance!
[19:34] <Z-23> Before he became a demon fox!
[19:34] <Z-23> ..........
[19:34] <Z-23> I LIKE THIS PLAN!!
[19:34] <Z-23> I'M EXCITED TO BE A PART OF IT!
[19:34] <Z-23> LET'S DO IT!
[19:36] <Ayanami> This job is NOT worth the risks!
[19:36] *** Everyone gets up and hurries towards the center of the roof, barely avoiding one of the Yukkuri-Kaiju as it starts to come up to the top!!
[19:39] * Z-23 , Ayanami, Javelin, and Laffey stand before the gateway. With the Terror-Fox and the Terror-Cat glaring back at them.
[19:39] <Z-23> See you on the other side, Javelin. ^___^
[19:39] * Z-23 takes aim and fires through the gateway, keeping up a continuous stream.
[19:39] <Javelin> Nice working with you, Doctor Nimi. :D
[19:40] * Javelin opens fire as well!
[19:41] * Javelin and Z-23 start to move their streams together.
[19:41] * Ayanami opens fire and moves her stream towards the other!
[19:42] * Laffey opens fire as well! >:f
[19:42] *** The Yukkuri-Kaiju both reach the top of the building and start to roar triumphantly!
[19:43] * The Fluffbusters do it!!!!
[19:44] *** THEY'RE CROSSING THE STREAMS!!!!!
[19:45] *** The streams are attracted to each other and combine into one LARGE stream, pouring through the gateway and disrupting everything on the other side!!!
[19:47] *** Lightning starts to discharge everywhere, catching both the Terror-Fox and the Terror-Cat in the barrage!!
[19:47] * The Yukkuri-Kaiju start to shriek in terror!!!
[19:51] <~> ♦ KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[19:52] <~> - Insane cackling can somehow be heard despite the explosion. -
[19:52] * Insane cackler is now known as Neon
[19:54] * The Yukkuri-Kaiju are both caught fully in the explosion! Their faces start to melt like wax, then the force of the blast hits them, pancaking them both INSTANTLY!!!!
[19:56] *** On the ground, it's pure mayhem!! The crowds are running everywhere!
[19:56] *** HK-416 has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:56] <@spiritflame> konbanwa HK-416
[19:56] <HK-416> D:<
[19:57] <HK-416> I KNEW IT! I KNEW THEY'D CAUSE MASS DESTRUCTION!!!
[19:58] * HK-416 looks around at all of the Yukkuri shrapnel hitting the ground. It's EVERYWHERE! Some of it's in small chunks, and other pieces are as large as sofas. All of it is striking the ground like semi-boiled eggs!
[19:58] * HK-416 looks up
[19:58] <HK-416> O___O
[19:58] <HK-416> AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[19:58] * HK-416 is suddenly PUSHED out of the way!!!
[19:59] *** Darkness (Konosuba) has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:59] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Darkness (Konosuba)
[20:02] * Darkness (Konosuba) takes up position in the same spot she shoved HK-416 out of, spreading her arms out as a GIGANTIC mass of hot bean paste falls from the sky and ENGULFS her on impact!!!!!!!
[20:03] <Darkness (Konosuba)> XD
[20:03] *** Meanwhile, the dark clouds that had engulfed the skies over the city quickly dispersed.
[20:05] *** The roof...is a mess. Everything has been scorched and charred.
[20:07] *** The Terror-Fox and Terror-Cat, or what's left of them, are sprawled on the ground. Both of them have reverted back to statues, bu there's no sign of either Chibi-AnTil or Konata.
[20:09] *** Even worse, almost EVERY square inch of the rooftop has been practically PAINTED with bean paste!
[20:09] *** Ayanami has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:09] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Ayanami
[20:09] * Ayanami starts to get up. She's almost COMPLETELY drenched in sticky, stinking bean paste.
[20:10] <Ayanami> >_____<
[20:10] *** Javelin has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:10] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Javelin
[20:11] * Javelin is also completely caked in bean paste.
[20:11] <Javelin> Ayanami! Ayanami, are you okay!?
[20:11] <Ayanami> >_____<
[20:11] <Javelin> Where's Nimi and Laffey?!
[20:12] *** Laffey has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:12] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Laffey
[20:13] * Laffey stumbles out like she's half-asleep. Even she didn't escape bathing in bean paste.
[20:13] <Laffey> I feel like the floor of a taxi cab...
[20:15] <Javelin> What about Nimi? Has anyone seen her?
[20:15] *** Z-23 has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:15] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Z-23
[20:15] <Z-23> Ja, ja, I'm here.
[20:16] * Z-23 walks out. The ONLY part of her that got drenched in bean paste was her beret.
[20:17] <Z-23> Is everyone all right?
[20:17] <Javelin> I'm fine. Ayanami, are you all right?
[20:18] <Ayanami> Hai. I'm fine.
[20:18] <Javelin> Are you all right, Laffey?
[20:19] * Laffey yawns mightily. "Yeah. Fine."
[20:19] <Javelin> Nimi! What about you?
[20:20] * Z-23 has gone over to the vitrified remains of the Terror-Fox, looking at it sadly.
[20:20] <Z-23> Ja. Fine.
[20:20] <Z-23> :(
[20:20] <Javelin> Ugh...smells like barbequed dog hair up here.
[20:20] <Javelin> ...
[20:20] <Javelin> Oh no. Nimi, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I just...I just forgot.
[20:21] <Z-23> :(
[20:22] *** The Terror-Fox crumbles a little. One of its claws falls away, revealing...it's hollow?
[20:22] *** Wait, is that a HAND reaching out from inside?!
[20:22] <Z-23> o___o
[20:22] <Z-23> O___O
[20:22] <Z-23> There's someone inside that thing!
[20:23] * Z-23 rushes over and starts pounding on the rest of the arm, trying to break it apart.
[20:24] * Laffey hurries over to help!
[20:24] * Ayanami and Javelin join in!
[20:26] *** Working together, everyone soon breaks up what remains of the Terror-Fox, revealing that it's completely hollow except for...!
[20:26] *** Chibi-AnTil [WellManneredFoxBoy@EnclaveFedCom.Net] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:26] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Chibi-AnTil
[20:28] <Chibi-AnTil> @___@
[20:30] <Z-23> :D
[20:30] * Z-23 LEAPS into Chibi-AnTil's arms and hugs him tight!!!
[20:32] <Chibi-AnTil> Uhhhh,hi?
[20:34] <Z-23> Hallo, mein wundervoller Kunde!
[20:35] <Z-23> Ich bin bereit, von Ihnen fest angestellt zu werden!
[20:35] *** The Terror-Cat starts to fall apart, except for the head which is now stuck on top of a certain short, slight girl!
[20:36] *** Konata Izumi has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:36] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Konata Izumi
[20:36] <Konata Izumi> ♦ HEY! WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS!?!?!
[20:39] <Javelin> Hey! Let's help her too!
[20:39] * Konata Izumi stands up unsteadily as Javelin, Ayanami, and Laffey free her from the remnants of the Terror-Cat.
[20:39] <Konata Izumi> o___O
[20:39] * Konata Izumi looks around.
[20:40] <Konata Izumi> The superintendent's going to be pissed!
[20:40] <Konata Izumi> Who are you girls?
[20:41] <Javelin> We're the Fluffbusters.
[20:41] * Konata Izumi looks at all of the Fluffbusters in all of their bean paste drenched glory.
[20:41] <Konata Izumi> What kind of games are you into?
[20:42] *** Everyone starts heading towards the stairs going down.
[20:42] <Javelin> You know, Miss Izumi, you are a most fortunate individual!
[20:42] <Konata Izumi> I know! ^___^
[20:45] <Javelin> You have been a participant in the biggest interdimensional crossrip since the Tungusta Blast of 1909!
[20:45] <Konata Izumi> Felt great! ^___^
[20:48] <Laffey> We'd like to get a sample of your brain tissue.
[20:48] <Konata Izumi> Okay.
[20:48] <Konata Izumi> WAIT. HUH?! BRAIN TISSUE?!!!
[20:48] * Laffey GRABS Konata and drags her off!!!
[20:50] * Yuyuko Saigyouji SUDDENLY APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE AND TACKLES KONATA!!!
[20:51] <Yuyuko Saigyouji> :D
[20:52] *** Yuyuko charges at the camera, screaming gleefully! PREPARE TO GET SLIMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[20:52] *** AND CUE THE GHOSTBUSTERS THEME!!!!
[07:22] * The Cheesykits Projector starts to warm up!
[07:36] *** Dramatic music starts to play.
[07:37] <~> ♦ On a savage island
[07:37] <~> ♦ Undiscovered.
[07:37] <~> ♦ One girl.
[07:37] <~> ♦ Aya Shameimaru
[07:37] <~>
[07:37] *** has joined #suburbansenshi3
[07:37] <@spiritflame> ohayo
[07:38] *** Aya Shameimaru [HumbleTenguReporter@EnclaveFedCom.net (pirated)] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[07:38] <@spiritflame> ohayo Aya Shameimaru
[07:38] * Aya Shameimaru is posing in the middle of an overgrown field and nods gravely at the camera, trying to look tough and confident. She’s wearing an LBE vest over her usual clothes and is carrying at least three different cameras, a sheathed machete behind her back, and an assortment of other survival gear.
[07:38] <~> ♦ Will conquer the wilderness.
[07:39] <~> ♦ Watch her beat the odds in...THE SPOREHUNT EXPERIENCE!
[07:39] *** Suddenly there’s a burst of static and distortion in the video that lasts a few seconds.
[07:39] <~> - F[BLEEP]K THAT S[BLEEP]T!!! This is the Yuuka Kazami Experience!!! -
[07:41] * Aya Shameimaru is standing on a beach. There’s a few huge boulders jutting out of the water in the distance behind her and the wind is blowing a little.
[07:41] <Aya Shameimaru> Hey Sub-Sen people! This is Aya Shameimaru here and I’m actually ON one of the islands where one of the fiercest battles of the Zealot Wars was fought...
[07:41] <Hatate Himekaidou (off camera)> Aya! This isn’t the Zealot War documentary, remember?
[07:42] <Aya Shameimaru> >:/
[07:42] *** The video cuts for a moment. TAKE TWO!
[07:42] <Aya Shameimaru> Hiya, Suburban Senshi folks! Aya Shameimaru here and I’m standing here on the island where the first Sporehunt actually happened over ten years ago. T&M Productions asked me to...
[07:43] <Hatate Himekaidou (off camera)> Aya! This isn’t the place where the first Sporehunt took place. It’s the place where the second Sporehunt is GOING to take place. Did you even read the assignment description at all?
[07:43] <Aya Shameimaru> .................F[BLEEP]K!!!
[07:43] *** The video cuts out again. TAKE THREE!
[07:44] <Aya Shameimaru> Okay, let’s try this again.
[07:45] * Aya Shameimaru holds up her hand to count down.
[07:45] <Aya Shameimaru> Three, two...
[07:45] * Aya Shameimaru gives Hatate the middle finger.
[07:45] <Aya Shameimaru> T&M Productions told me to come out here and survive for a whole week. You know why? Because I’m a f[BLEEP]king survivor! Just like the Onryo and the original Spores!
[07:45] <Aya Shameimaru> I’ve been training for this s[BLEEP]t since I was born in my mother’s nest!
[07:46] <Aya Shameimaru> Apparently there’s a gang of monkeys roaming this island. I’m gonna find each monkey and I’m gonna punch them all in the damn face!
[07:46] * Aya Shameimaru is interrupted as something [BLEEP]s loudly on her vest.
[07:47] <???> Hello!
[07:47] * Aya Shameimaru looks pissed. “Hatate...turn off your walkie-talkie...”
[07:47] <Hatate Himekaidou (off camera)> It's not mine.
[07:48] <Aya Shameimaru> Turn it off!!!
[07:48] <Hatate Himekaidou (off camera)> Aya, look down! It's not mine!
[07:49] * Aya Shameimaru looks down at her vest pocket. The radio [BLEEP]s again.
[07:49] <???> Helloooooooooo! Can you hear me?
[07:50] <Aya Shameimaru> Yes! I can hear you! >_<;;
[07:50] <???> Great! How ya doing, girl? Can you see us?
[07:50] *** In the distance there’s a decent-sized yacht sailing a few hundred meters off of the shore.
[07:50] <Aya Shameimaru> Yes. I. Can. See. You.
[07:51] <???> All right! Let’s get this party started! You should be here, girl!
[07:52] *** The scene switches to show lots of young people in bathing suits start dancing and shouting as the music starts playing. The party has everything from serious rave music, lots of booze, and plenty of bikini-clad girls and ganger-wannabe boys wearing ragged clothing and their pants halfway down their legs engaging in full-on twerking.
[07:53] *** Wait...why is there someone dressed up in a full-body teddy bear outfit?
[07:53] *** The scene switches back to Aya, who now looks EXTREMELY weary and glum.
[07:53] <Aya Shameimaru> ...f[BLEEP]k you. F[BLEEP]k you f[BLEEP]k you f[BLEEP]k you f[BLEEP]k you.
[07:54] * Aya Shameimaru points at Hatate.
[07:54] <Aya Shameimaru> And f[BLEEP]k you too. Honestly, I have to drink coconut piss and eat fire-baked lizards and my f[BLEEP]king producer gets to drink sake off of the Idolmaster Girls’ tits. This is bulls[BLEEP]t! I should be over there!
[07:55] <Hatate Himekaidou (off camera)> Wait...you wanna lick sake off of an idoru’s boobs? I didn’t know you swung that way...
[07:56] * Aya Shameimaru shoves Hatate and swats at her camera.
[07:56] <Hatate Himekaidou (off camera)> HEY! Don’t mess with our camera! Are you kidding me? This thing cost us 120000 yen!!
[08:01] *** PAUSE HERE FOR NOW!!
[07:44] * The Cheesykits Projector starts to warm up!
[07:44] *** The scene switches, and Aya is now trudging through ankle-deep murky water, surrounded by vines, bushes, and slender trees.
[07:45] <@spiritflame> ATTENTION: Aya Shameimaru is already registered. Check your password or enter a new name.
[07:45] <Aya Shameimaru> The first rule of survival is to find a water source. If you don’t have water for three days, you will die!
[07:45] <Hatate (off-camera)> Whoa! Are you serious? Three days?
[07:46] <Aya Shameimaru> I didn’t make that s[BLEEP]t up. Stop asking so many questions.
[07:46] <Hatate (off-camera)> Well, the reason I asked is because this water here doesn’t look very clean.
[07:47] <Aya Shameimaru> I know! But I will find clean water! Okay?!
[07:48] <Hatate (off-camera)> Oh, you will because you’re the Humble Tengu Reporter who can’t do anything wrong.
[07:48] <Aya Shameimaru> Hey! T&M Productions hired me to do all this. They hired you to follow me around and press some buttons! Oh my gosh! Zoom in, zoom out! So difficult!
[07:48] <Hatate (off-camera)> They hired me because I’m good with cameras. You just use still-frame photography. HOLY S[BLEEP]T! SNAKE! SNAKE! SNAKE BY YOUR LEG!!!!
[07:49] <Aya Shameimaru> o____O
[07:49] * Aya Shameimaru starts screaming as she whips out her machete and starts swinging and hacking at everything near her legs, stabbing at the water several times and nearly losing her balance more than once.
[07:49] * Hatate (off-camera) is laughing the whole time.
[07:50] <Hatate (off-camera)> F[BLEEP]k you, Aya! ^__^.._|_
[07:50] <Aya Shameimaru> IT'S NOT FUNNY!!
[07:50] *** Scene-switch. The girls are now by the bank of a large rock-strewn stream. There’s a small waterfall in the background that’s obviously the source of the water.
[07:51] <Aya Shameimaru> See?! I told you I could find water! You know what I’m naming that waterfall? I’m gonna call it the ‘F[BLEEP]k You Hatate Falls”! How you like that!
[07:51] * Aya Shameimaru kneels down to drink the water.
[07:52] <Aya Shameimaru> This right here is possibly the freshest water in the world right here...
[07:52] * Hatate (off-camera) is panning the camera further upstream.
[07:52] <Hatate (off-camera)> Uhhh, Aya...?
[07:55] <Aya Shameimaru> Please...I’m acting thirsty here.
[07:55] <Hatate (off-camera)> Aya, stop drinking.
[07:55] <Aya Shameimaru> Shut up! I’m concentrating! I...
[07:55] * Hatate (off-camera) has finished refocusing the camera. There’s a rotting monkey carcass lying in the water further upstream. Aya immediately starts freaking out at the sight of it.
[07:56] <Hatate (off-camera)> Hey! It’s one of the monkeys you said you were gonna beat up!
[07:56] * Aya Shameimaru is busy throwing up.
[07:56] <Hatate (off-camera)> Bear Gryls you definitely aren’t.
[07:57] <Aya Shameimaru> You’d better not...you’d better not leave this part in the final cut we show at Sub-Sen, Hatate! I mean it! I’ll f[BLEEP]king cut you if you do!
[07:57] *** A horn blows in the distance. A few seconds later it blows again.
[07:58] <Aya Shameimaru> What’s that?
[07:58] <Hatate (off-camera)> No idea. Didn’t they say this island’s deserted?
[08:03] *** PAUSE HERE FOR NOW!
[07:23] * The Cheesykits Projector starts to warm up!
[07:25] *** Scene-switch. The girls are making there way through a field of tall leafy plants and high grasses. The trees have thinned out and the high hills that are further inland are visible. The horn blows again, only this time it’s closer and something can be heard moving through the grasses.
[07:27] <@spiritflame> ATTENTION: Aya Shameimaru is already registered. Check your password or enter a new name.
[07:27] <Aya Shameimaru> What’s that?
[07:27] <Hatate (off camera)> Is that a deer?
[07:27] *** A man staggers out from a small thicket. He’s wearing an actual deer carcass OVER his shoulders, the legs tied at his waste so that he can’t take it off. He looks dirty, exhausted, and utterly terrified.
[07:28] <Aya Shameimaru> That’s a human! How'd he get here?!
[07:28] <Aya Shameimaru> Holy crap! Look! Look! He’s inside of a f[BLEEP]king deer!!!
[07:28] <Hatate (off camera)> SIR!? Sir! Are you all right?!
[07:29] * The man stops and sees Aya and Hatate. His eyes are glassy with panic.
[07:29] <The man> PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[07:29] *** Gunfire suddenly starts up. Automatic weapons are being fired at the man. The man resumes running in a blind panic and Aya and Hatate quickly retreat, diving into a thicket of bushes and throwing themselves flat against the ground. The shooting stops after a few seconds.
[07:31] *** Several more seconds pass and a small group of people come up. Most of the group is made up of a bunch of young women who ALL look like...oh no!!
[07:31] <~>
[07:32] * The Excel-Clones are ALL armed with AKM assault rifles and they all have identically demented expressions on their faces.
[07:32] *** There’s also a man (at least it LOOKS like a man) who’s wearing a horse-head mask spray-painted pink and long curly red wig. He’s also wearing a saddle that’s been strapped into place directly behind his shoulders.
[07:33] *** Riding directly ON the man is a well-endowed woman with green hair and red eyes, wearing a rather tight-fitting white dress shirt, a yellow tie, a plaid vest, and a long plaid dress. She blows another loud note from the bugle she has in her hands.
[07:33] *** Yuuka Kazami has joined #suburbansenshi3
[07:33] <@spiritflame> ohayo Yuuka Kazami
[07:33] <Yuuka Kazami>
[07:34] <Yuuka Kazami> Aw f[BLEEP]k! Hold up. I think my horse needs a break.
[07:34] * Yuuka Kazami stops and gets down off of her “horse”, who immediately collapses to his knees, his chest heaving in such a way that suggests that he’s ready to pass out from exhaustion. Yuuka strokes his head.
[07:35] <Yuuka Kazami> My poor pony. My poor little pony. Such a good little pony, you know that? You were many things in this life...
[07:35] * Yuuka Kazami pulls out a pistol from a shoulder-holster and starts to take aim.
[07:35] <Yuuka Kazami> ...But you were a better horse...then you ever were a man.
[07:36] <Horse-man> ♦ MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM~!!!!
[07:36] * Yuuka Kazami shoots the man through the head. Blood spews from the through-and-though head wound. As he falls over she looks around, at one point staring in the direction of the camera.
[07:36] <Yuuka Kazami> HEY!
[07:36] <Yuuka Kazami> You smell that?
[07:37] *** The Excel-clones look around in confusion.
[07:37] * Yuuka Kazami suddenly fires a shot into the ground, still looking around. After another few seconds, she brings up the horn and blows another ultra-loud note.
[07:38] <Yuuka Kazami> BAMBI!!!! I’m sorry I shot your mommy, Bambi! Bambi!
[07:38] * Yuuka Kazami and the Excel-clones all rush off in a different direction, leaving Aya and Hatate alone. After a full minute the two girls emerge from hiding.
[07:38] *** Yuuka Kazami has left #suburbansenshi3
[07:38] <Aya Shameimaru> O____O
[07:38] <Aya Shameimaru> Quick! Let’s check on the guy!
[07:39] <Hatate (off camera)> F[BLEEP]k! That was Yuuka! What’s she doing here? What’s she doing here?!
[07:39] <Aya Shameimaru> This guy’s dead! He’s really dead!
[07:39] <Hatate (off camera)> Of course he is! It’s Yuuka! She’s f[BLEEP]king crazy! We’ve gotta get off the island! Call the boat!
[07:40] *** Scene-switch: back on the party-yacht. The party is still going on at full speed, the music is still loud and fast, and the booze is still strong and plentiful. People are also laughing hysterically at the sound of Aya’s voice over the speaker system: someone plugged the radio into it so that everyone could hear her.
[07:41] <Aya Shameimaru> I’m not f[BLEEP]king high, okay?! This is really happening here! Listen! Come pick us up. Right now!
[07:41] <Aya Shameimaru> Or I will beat you to death with a horse’s d[BLEEP]k! Do you hear me?! I will f[BLEEP]king murder you with a horse’s d[BLEEP]k!!
[07:41] * Random party girl points towards the beach. “Hey look! There are people on the beach now!”
[07:42] *** Everyone cheers and waves to the people on the beach. Girls start twerking towards them and party-boys start reverse-twerking at them too.
[07:42] * The Excel-clones grin and take aim.
[07:42] *** SUDDENLY, THE GUNFIRE STARTS!
[07:43] *** One of the twerking girls starts screaming like a banshee as she gets shot through her ass by a bullet that punches all the way through BOTH of her buttocks.
[07:43] *** A party-guy trying to take a “selfie” takes a direct hit through his forehead as he snaps it.
[07:44] * Pedobear starts flailing and spasming as he takes multiple gunshots to his crotch, one after the other, as if the bullets are just homing in on that spot
[07:45] *** Meanwhile everyone else has broken down into a mad panic as the barrage continues. Finally, whoever’s holding the camera gets caught in an explosion and the scene goes to static.
[07:45] *** Scene-switch: back to the island. Aya is still trying to work with her walkie-talkie.
[07:45] <Aya Shameimaru> Hello?! What’s going on over there?!
[07:45] <Hatate (off camera)> Aya look!
[07:45] * Hatate (off camera) is pointing at a rising plume of dark smoke originating back towards the beach. In the distance comes a dull boom.
[07:46] <Aya Shameimaru> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~!!!!!
[07:46] *** PAUSE HERE FOR NOW!!
[07:31] * The Cheesykits Projector starts to warm up!
[07:34] *** Scene-switch: Aya and Hatate are charging through the forest like something out of the Blair Witch Project. There’s lots of panting, gasping, and the occasional complaint as Aya stumbles because of her single-tooth getas. Finally, they both arrive at the beach. The boat is on fire in the distance and there’s a dead body lying in the sand.
[07:34] <Hatate (off camera)> Look! Looklooklooklooklooklook!!
[07:35] <Aya Shameimaru> S[BLEEP]t! S[BLEEP]ts[BLEEP]ts[BLEEP]ts[BLEEP]ts[BLEEP]t!
[07:35] *** They both head the sounds of crying and screaming further down the beach.
[07:36] *** They both quickly hide behind a row of rocks and carefully peer over them. Several dozen meters away a large group of Excel-clones have surrounded three survivors from the boat and are forcing them away from the water with kicking, shoving, and lots and lots of yelling.
[07:36] * The survivors /ME are none other than Juan Cruz and Hatie Kolms (famous porn stars and celebrity spokespeople for the Church of Hubology) and the insanely popular teen singer Bustin Jieber.
[07:37] <Yuuka Kazami> Imperialists! Colonialists! F[BLEEP]k! You’re here to piss on my gardens AND my sunshine, aren’t you?!
[07:38] <Random Excel> Hey! Look! We found this camera on their boat! And it’s recording too!
[07:38] <Juan Cruz> Do you know who I am??!! I will pound so much ethics into you...!
[07:39] * Yuuka Kazami ignores him as she carefully and gently helps Hatie Kolms to her feet.
[07:39] <Yuuka Kazami> There, there. It’s all okay, Sophie. Can I call you Sophie? We’re going to play a little game, okay? Won’t that be fun? It’s called “Wheels of Fortune”. Except there aren’t any wheels. And I’m not going to give you my fortune. I want YOU to decide...
[07:39] <Hatie Kolms> Decide what?
[07:40] * Yuuka Kazami pulls out her gun and points it at Jieber and Cruz.
[07:40] <Yuuka Kazami> Who deserves to die.
[07:40] * starts to freak out.
[07:41] <~Everyone> ^
[07:41] <Yuuka Kazami> Make your choice. Either him...
[07:41] * The camera settles on Bustin Jieber.
[07:42] <Yuuka Kazami> Or him.
[07:42] * The camera settles on Juan Cruz.
[07:43] <Yuuka Kazami> Either way, these men...they don’t know your name. Your real f[BLEEP]king name. Okay! Music please!
[07:44] <Juan Cruz> I love you, Hatie! Don’t give in to Dakkadakkazog’s temptations!
[07:44] <Bustin Jieber> N-n-n-n-no! Please Hatie! I have other kids!
[07:44] <Juan Cruz> No you don’t, you sack of s[BLEEP]t liar! You were on the news announcing to everyone how they WEREN’T your children!
[07:45] <Juan Cruz> You don’t really love her, you f[BLEEP]ker! You said she’s a c[BLEEP]kaholic...!
[07:46] * Both men start fighting.
[07:46] *** After a couple of seconds, Yuuka puts her hands on the gun and shoots both of them through the head.
[07:46] <Yuuka Kazami> Wow!!! I give you one and you take two! You’re greedy!
[07:47] <Hatie Kolms> You did it! You said one! You said one!
[07:47] <Yuuka Kazami> I lied! ^_____^
[07:47] <Random Excel-clone> Excel-clone – Hey, Yuuka-sama! Take a look at this!
[07:48] <Random Excel-clone> Hey, Yuuka-sama! Take a look at this!
[07:48] * Yuuka Kazami is handed a walkie-talkie and an iPad, upon which is playing the previews for the Sporehunt Experience, starring...!
[07:48] <Yuuka Kazami> o__o
[07:48] <Yuuka Kazami> O__O
[07:48] <Yuuka Kazami> ^vvvv^
[07:48] <Yuuka Kazami> WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
[07:49] *** Scene-switch: back over to Aya and Hatate, who have been watching everything.
[07:49] <Yuuka Kazami> ♦ Tengu Tabloid Girl! Is here! She! Is! Here!
[07:49] * Aya Shameimaru jumps as her walkie-talkie [BLEEP]s.
[07:50] <Yuuka Kazami> Aya! Let me be the first to graciously welcome you to my island. I am a...big fan of your work. I have read most of your publications, even the s[BLEEP]tty, slanderous stuff. I LOVED you in the Tengu Girl Photo Album by Scarlet Devil Publications...
[07:50] <Hatate (off camera)> F[BLEEP]kf[BLEEP]kf[BLEEP]kf[BLEEP]kf[BLEEP]kf[BLEEP]kf[BLEEP]kf[BLEEP]k!! She knows you’re here!
[07:51] <Yuuka Kazami> Excels! This is Aya Shameimaru. Big reporter-girl back home in Gensokyo. Big. Important. Annoying. Reporter-girl.
[07:51] * Aya Shameimaru pokes her head up, then quickly ducks back down. O___O
[07:52] <Yuuka Kazami> Uhhh...I know it’s you over there. Yeah! I see you behind those rocks! Especially that stupid bright red hat of yours...!
[07:52] <Aya Shameimaru> S[BLEEP]t! S[BLEEP]t! Run, Hatate! Don’t stop!
[07:52] * Aya Shameimaru and Hatate run like crazy towards the trees. Almost immediately the Excel-clones howl and cheer as they start to chase after them.
[07:53] <Yuuka Kazami> I saw her while she was over there peeking up. Spotted her. Like a sniper! We’re going to have a little bit of fun. We’re going to make like a reality show! Come on! Follow me, you f[BLEEP]kers in the viewing audience!
[07:55] *** Scene-switch: Aya and Hatate are dashing through the jungle, smashing their way through plants, fronds, and branches. Behind them in the not-too-far distance are what sound like a dozen Excel-clones baying like wolves and screaming “Haaaiiiiil Yuuka-sama!” as they pursue.
[07:55] * Hatate (off camera) suddenly trips and sprawls hard. She loses hold of the camera and it lands pointing back at her.
[07:55] <Hatate Himekaidou> OOOOWWW!! My ankle! My ankle I twisted it!
[07:55] <Aya Shameimaru> Come on! Get up get up!
[07:56] <Hatate Himekaidou> Just go! Get out of here!
[07:56] * Aya Shameimaru runs off. A few seconds later an Excel-clone rushed up and stops, pointing her rifle at Hatate.
[07:57] <Hatate Himekaidou> Don’t shoot me!! T__T
[07:57] <Excel-clone> I got one! I got one of the scurrilous, scrofulous, annoying, antagonistic, antipathetic Tengu-trollops who’ll soon be suffering every sexual torture known to man, woman, and beast for the glorious entertainment of the illustrious Yuuka-sama! Haaaaaaaaaaail...!
[07:58] * Aya Shameimaru rushes out from the bushes behind the Excel-clone and swings her machete with both hands. The Excel-clone immediately falls silent. She then falls over, geysering blood from where her head used to be.
[07:59] <Hatate Himekaidou> Holy s[BLEEP]t! Holy s[BLEEP]t you f[BLEEP]ked her up!
[07:59] * Hatate Himekaidou picks up her camera. “Oh s[BLEEP]t! More of ‘em!”
[07:59] *** Three more Excel-clones crash through the foliage, howling and yelling.
[08:00] * Aya Shameimaru snatches up the dead Excel-clone’s rifle and opens fire with a full-auto blast, waving it back and forth as she hoses the Excels with bullets.
[08:00] * All three Excel-clones spasm, flail, and dance a morbid jig as they’re all raked with bullets and sent flopping backwards, deader than Hyatt after a Nascar crash. Just as much blood, though.
[08:01] <Aya Shameimaru> ...
[08:01] <Aya Shameimaru> YEAH! SUCK ON THAT! C’mon, Hatate! Let’s go! Let’s go!
[08:01] * Aya Shameimaru and Hatate continue running, pushing their way through the jungle at a full run.
[08:01] <Hatate (off camera)> Where are we go?
[08:02] <Aya Shameimaru> Away from Yuuka and those f[BLEEP]ked up clone girls! Did you see them? They’re all crazy!
[08:02] * Aya Shameimaru and Hatate suddenly emerge from the jungle onto a dirt road that leads directly towards a small settlement surrounded by a rough wooden palisade. The settlement is silent, but spaced along the side of the road are a bunch of heads.
[08:03] *** aren’t severed! They’re actually people who’ve been buried up to their necks and left there!
[08:03] <~The heads > ^
[08:03] <Aya Shameimaru> What the hell is this place?!
[08:03] <Hatate (off camera)> This is way beyond Yuuka’s normal level of crazy! This is just f[BLEEP]ked up!
[08:04] * One of the buried heads bites onto Aya’s sock and tugs relentlessly like a desperate dog. Suddenly a bunch of gunshots ring out..
[08:04] * Hatate (off camera) screams and falls, dropping the camera in the process. It hits the ground and rolls back to point at her: she’s been hit in the back of her leg.
[08:04] <Hatate (off camera)> OOOWWWWWW!!
[08:05] *** More gunshots rings out. Several bullets strike plants and trees near Aya.
[08:05] * Aya Shameimaru runs for it! “I...I...I’ll come back for you!”
[08:05] * Hatate (off camera) is left by herself. Off-camera there come the sounds of someone running quickly towards her. She looks back and really starts to panic as she sees who it is.
[08:06] <Hatate Himekaidou> Oh s[BLEEP]t! Oh s[BLEEP]t! Oh pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease~!
[08:06] * Yuuka Kazami dives on top of Hatate and starts to pummel the crap out of her.vb After a few blows Hatate is wailing.
[08:06] * Yuuka Kazami headbutts her once...twice...three times.
[08:07] * Hatate Himekaidou isn’t crying any more.
[08:07] * Yuuka Kazami stands up and picks up the camera, aiming it back towards her face.
[08:08] <Yuuka Kazami> We’re the one’s on vacation here.
[08:08] *** PAUSE HERE FOR NOW!!!
[07:17] * The Cheesykits Projector starts to warm up!
[07:25] *** Scene switch: inside of a ramshackle camp. The camera is on a table viewing Hatate, who has her hands tied overhead to a ceiling beam. Other captives are tied up the same way. An Excel-clone notices the camera and starts using it.
[07:26] * Excel-clone (off camera) is carrying the camera around and recording the various goings-on of the camp. Ciley Myrus is inside a bamboo cage that’s not tall enough for her to stand in. Excel-clones are outside the cage, zapping Ciley in the ass with cattle prods.
[07:27] *** Scene switch: a Kyubey is being spit-roasted over a fire.
[07:33] *** Scene switch: Eillie Bilish is tied up next to Hatate, looking utterly miserable and scared. Yuuka leans in close and strokes Eillie’s hair with her finger.
[07:35] <Yuuka Kazami> Have I ever told you the definition of insanity?
[07:37] <Hatate Himekaidou> Just leave her alone and let us go! F[BLEEP]king psycho b[BLEEP]ch!
[07:38] * Yuuka Kazami pulls out her gun and presses it against Hatate’s neck.
[07:38] <Yuuka Kazami> Shut up! Shut up! Do not f[BLEEP]k with me! I will f[BLEEP]king kill you! Then I’ll drag you out into the fields and then I’ll kill you again! Then I’ll grind your f[BLEEP]king corpse into chunky salsa and use you as fertilizer!
[07:38] <~> ♦ Leave her alone!!!
[07:39] * Excel-clone (off camera) spins around to reveal...Aya!
[07:39] * is slowly walking through the gate into the camp, still clutching the gun she got off the Excel-clone she decapitated.
[07:40] <@spiritflame> ATTENTION: Aya Shameimaru is already registered. Check your password or enter a new name.
[07:40] <Aya Shameimaru> Let! Hatate! Go!
[07:40] * Yuuka Kazami walks towards Aya with over a dozen Excel-clones backing her up.
[07:41] * Aya Shameimaru threatens them all with her gun. “Stand back!”
[07:41] <Yuuka Kazami> Put down the gun.
[07:41] <Aya Shameimaru> You first!
[07:41] <Yuuka Kazami> Put your gun down.
[07:42] <Aya Shameimaru> No, you put your guns down.
[07:42] <Yuuka Kazami> I said you first, my friend.
[07:42] <Aya Shameimaru> You are NOT my friend!
[07:43] <Yuuka Kazami> That is a subjective philosophical point of view. Put your gun down and let’s go.
[07:44] <Aya Shameimaru> HEY! One more step and I will shoot ALL of you psychotic b[BLEEP]ches.
[07:44] <Yuuka Kazami> Oh yeah? If I take one step you’ll shoot me?
[07:44] * Yuuka Kazami grins and takes a single step towards Aya. “Like this?”
[07:44] * Aya Shameimaru screams at the top of her lungs and opens fire! For the next four full seconds her rifle fires on full auto, burning through the entire clip. Aya is panting heavily as she surveys the carnage.
[07:46] * Yuuka Kazami hasn’t twitched or moved. All of the Excel-clones are checking themselves over: not one of them was hit. Aya missed them all. Somewhere in the background the rickety wooden railing on one of the buildings cracks and falls off.
[07:46] <Aya Shameimaru> D:
[07:46] <Yuuka Kazami> Do you have any god-damn idea how rude that was?
[07:46] * Aya Shameimaru F[BLEEP]KING RUNS FOR IT!!! A moment later the Excels are chasing after her, howling like demons.
[07:48] *** Scene switch – Yuuka is standing back on the beach with the water behind her. It actually looks very tranquil and pleasant at that location.
[07:48] <Yuuka Kazami> Hello Sub-Sen peoples! Between you and me you should be outside, playing in the sunshine instead of watching Ginga TV’s bulls[BLEEP]t.
[07:48] <Yuuka Kazami> Since you are still here welcome to my show. Take a look at my island. AYA SHAMEIMARU, WHERE ARE YOU?!
[07:49] * Yuuka Kazami turns, smiles, and points at something off-camera. The camera turns to the side and reveals...Aya Shameimaru, buried up to her neck in the sand. Yuuka goes over to her. “Say hello to the Sub-Sen peoples.”
[07:49] * Aya Shameimaru sits down beside Aya, pulls out a gun, and aims it at Aya’s head.
[07:49] <Aya Shameimaru> F[BLEEP]k! You! You psycho!
[07:50] * Yuuka Kazami sits down beside Aya, pulls out a gun, and aims it at Aya’s head.
[07:50] <Yuuka Kazami> What did you say, Aya? What the f[BLEEP]k did you say?
[07:50] <Aya Shameimaru> O____O;;;
[07:50] <Yuuka Kazami> Okay, I did not decide if I want to kill Aya or not.
[07:51] <Aya Shameimaru> WHAT?!
[07:51] <Yuuka Kazami> I want to know what you people think. What you really think. I want you to comment “Like” if you want her to live, “dislike” if you want her to die.
[07:51] <Aya Shameimaru> Whaaaaaaaat!?!
[07:52] * Yuuka Kazami gets up and walks over to a tripod made out of three sturdy pieces of bamboo held together with twine. “Take a look at my tripod. I built it myself. Looks like a Hollywood thing, right Aya?”
[07:52] <Aya Shameimaru> Y-y-y-y-yeah! You’re great! Really!
[07:53] <Yuuka Kazami> Put the camera on the tripod.
[07:53] * Excel-clone (off camera) puts the camera down onto the tripod and spends the next few seconds carefully positioning it so that it’s focused on Aya.
[07:54] <Yuuka Kazami> Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate it, my friend. Ladies and gentlemen of Suburban Senshi...don’t forget to tune in our daily tortures...
[07:54] <Aya Shameimaru> WHAT?!?!
[07:54] <Yuuka Kazami> ...while I teach Aya here how to be a real woman.
[07:55] <Aya Shameimaru> Torture?! What are you talking about?!
[07:55] <Yuuka Kazami> Thank you, and bye-bye.
[07:55] <Yuuka Kazami> ^______^
[07:57] *** PAUSE HERE FOR NOW!
[21:34] *** Joanna Smithson has joined #suburbansenshi3
[21:34] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Joanna Smithson
[21:35] * Joanna Smithson runs over and hides behind a stack of boxes in front of a warehouse
[21:36] * Frey is on Jo's shoulder
[21:38] * Daini Felinus pulls up nearby on her vespa and quickly runs to hide with Joanna >.>
[21:40] <Joanna Smithson> you're late
[21:40] <Daini Felinus> i forgot gas. Im sorry.
[21:43] * Joanna Smithson peeks around the boxes...seeing several men moving what looks like cages into a truck
[21:43] <Joanna Smithson> that's them....
[21:43] <Joanna Smithson> ..one of my students' cats are in there
[21:43] * Daini Felinus huffs a hair out of her face and peeks
[21:44] <Daini Felinus> so lets go get them back.
[21:46] <Joanna Smithson> yeah well they have guns...
[21:46] <Joanna Smithson> we need to take this carefully
[21:46] * Daini Felinus scans the area
[21:47] <Daini Felinus> what about a distraction?
[21:47] <Daini Felinus> if we lure them out one by one it would be easier
[21:47] <Joanna Smithson> hey you're pretty smart
[21:47] <Frey> BE CAREFUL
[21:49] <Daini Felinus> we need a cover
[21:50] * Joanna Smithson looks at an empty crate near by
[21:50] <Joanna Smithson> how about that
[21:50] * Daini Felinus shakes her head
[21:51] <Daini Felinus> that’s an enclosed space. We need to lure them out into the open.
[21:53] <Joanna Smithson> there's a pile of boxes over there?
[21:54] <Daini Felinus> if we use the boxes and whistle do you think that would work?
[21:55] <Daini Felinus> we don’t want them all to hear right? Just one or two
[21:55] <Joanna Smithson> it might?
[21:56] * Joanna Smithson pauses..and looks to Frey
[21:57] <Daini Felinus> no
[21:58] <Frey> no!
[21:58] *** one of the trucks look like it's getting started
[21:59] <Daini Felinus> if we fail what the worst that could happen?
[21:59] <Joanna Smithson> f[BLEEP]k we have no time!
[22:02] * Daini Felinus jumps out and just runs in front of the warehouse “HELP!! HELLO?! “
[22:03] <Man> what the hell???????
[22:03] *** the truck suddenly veers out of the way and STOPS
[22:03] <Man 2> who the hell is this???
[22:03] *** a few of the men pull out guns
[22:03] * Daini Felinus purposely falls down and scrapes her knee “ow!! That’s just great.. hiii I got lost a ways back. Can anyone help me?
[22:05] * Man 3 blinks and goes to help her....and gets a flying kick in the face by Jo!
[22:05] <Joanna Smithson> hey nice one, Dai!
[22:06] * Daini Felinus rushes to disarm the gunned men first
[22:06] * Joanna Smithson turns and KICKS another man, sending him flying in another direction
[22:06] * Frey runs forward and tries to use his teeth to open up several of the cages
[22:08] * Daini Felinus go after the truck next to make sure it can’t leave.
[22:10] * walks out...and pulls out what looks like a granade....and pushes down the button..........and throws it at the two!
[22:10] <Boss 1> ^
[22:10] <Joanna Smithson> whoa!
[22:10] <Daini Felinus> DIVE
[22:10] * Daini Felinus leaps towards the trucks for cover
[22:12] *** the granade explodes in a burst of swilring purple smoke....which forms into a humanoid
[22:12] <Paw-Devil> PAW-DEVIIIIL
[22:12] <Daini Felinus> !!
[22:12] * Paw-Devil looks like a tall woman with leopard like features and oversized paws....
[22:14] <Joanna Smithson> ..f[BLEEP]k
[22:14] * Joanna Smithson is suddenly flung into a truck by the creature with one paw swipe
[22:15] * Paw-Devil looks at Daini, grinning
[22:15] * Daini Felinus runs behind the truck
[22:16] * Daini Felinus grips her Henshin pen
[22:16] * Paw-Devil snarls and licks it's lips, looking around
[22:18] <Paw-Devil> paaaaw-deeeevil
[22:18] * Frey keeps working on freeing the animals ><
[22:20] * Paw-Devil sniffs..hunting for Daini
[22:21] * Daini Felinus calms her breathing… then jumps out in front of Paw-Devil and waves her arms “yoohooooo~”
[22:23] * Paw-Devil snarls AND POUNCES
[22:24] * Daini Felinus yelps and RUNS dipping down to dodge the claws ><
[22:25] * Daini Felinus books it around the warehouse as fast as her non human legs can go
[22:25] * Paw-Devil follows after Daini!
[22:26] * Daini Felinus is very very surprised that this has worked and cries a little “I SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT THIS THROUGH!!!”
[22:27] * Paw-Devil ROARS and SLASHES at Daini!
[22:28] * Daini Felinus DIVES and winces as her leg is slashed
[22:29] * Daini Felinus jumps back with her good leg and keeps space as she powers up “Hnossa Moon Power Make Up!”
[22:30] * Daini Felinus is now known as Sailor Hnossa
[22:31] * Sailor Hnossa eyes Paw-Devil carefully “naughty kitty~”
[22:32] * Paw-Devil tilts it's head and GRINS
[22:32] * Paw-Devil tries to slash at Hnossa!
[22:34] * Sailor Hnossa LUNGES at Paw-Devil with her fist c[BLEEP]ked back!
[22:35] * Paw-Devil isn't fast enough to duck!
[22:36] * Sailor Hnossa SLAMS her fist into Paw-Devil and SNARLS back
[22:37] * Paw-Devil goes stumbling back and spits out glowing blood then turns an tries to tacklet Hnossa!
[22:37] * Sailor Hnossa is tackled!
[22:38] * Sailor Hnossa keeps swinging punches at Paw-Devil’s face “GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP!!!!!”
[22:40] * Paw-Devil goes flying back into a pile of boxes!
[22:41] * Sailor Hnossa follows after Paw-Devil intent to punch it again!
[22:43] * Paw-Devil CHARGES at Hnossa..now in a more bestial form
[22:44] * Sailor Hnossa keeps running at Paw-Devil and DROPS onto her knees at the last second to try and punch up at Paw-Devil
[22:46] * Paw-Devil IS PUNCHED UP AND SENT FLYING IN THE AIR..A PERFECT SITTING TARGET
[22:50] * Sailor Hnossa lunges after Paw-Devil and PUNCHES down straight towards where a heart would be.
[22:50] * Paw-Devil SCREETCHES AND EXPLODES into glittering dust..a small crystal falls to the ground..cracks and poofs into nothing
[22:51] <Sailor Albion> you took your sweet time
[22:51] * Sailor Albion tosses the last guy aside
[22:52] * Sailor Hnossa huffs and puffs and glares at Albion “YOU HAD HUMANS!!”
[22:52] * Man 4 groans off the ground.....and a regular granade and throws it into the warehouse
[22:52] <Sailor Albion> S[BLEEP]T
[22:52] *** the warehouse EXPLODES AND CATCHES ON FIRE...SEVERAL OF THE ANIMALS ARE STILL IN CAGES
[22:52] * Sailor Hnossa runs to to warehouse “FREY!! “
[22:55] * Sailor Hnossa runs into the flames looking for Frey and loosing any cage she can
[22:55] <Frey> HNOSSA GET OUT OF HERE!
[22:56] * Frey is still trying to free animals....
[22:56] <Sailor Albion> FREY GET BACK HERE
[22:56] * Sailor Hnossa hisses from the burning and helps Frey free the animals “HURRY UP!”
[22:58] * Sailor Hnossa shakes her hand as a cage sears through her palm leaving an instant welt then quickly reaches for the next cages
[22:59] <Sailor Albion> you two this place is going to fall apart!
[22:59] * Frey sees one grey furred cat stumble out from a cage..and looks up to see part of the roof about to fall
[23:00] <Frey> WATCH OUT!
[23:00] <Sailor Hnossa> WE CANT LEAVE THEM TO DIE
[23:00] * Frey SHOVES the cat out of the way just as the caves!
[23:00] <Frey> *as the roof caves
[23:00] * Sailor Albion cathes the roof!
[23:00] <Sailor Albion> ...get them all..out..now!
[23:00] * Sailor Hnossa lunges to grab Frey and the cat and dash out
[23:01] * Sailor Albion keeps the roof held up until the last animal is free...then jumps out of the way just as the warehouse collapses
[23:02] * Sailor Hnossa grips Frey tightly not looking down, shock kicking in “are you ok?”
[23:04] <Frey> yeah..yeah I'm ok.......
[23:04] <Sailor Hnossa> that was scary
[23:05] * Sailor Albion has picked up a small mewing kitten "...you must be sunshine..I know just who to bring you back to"
[23:05] <Sailor Albion> you ok, Hnossa?
[23:05] * Sailor Hnossa sits down setting Frey down too and starts self examining “ow.. I think so”
[23:06] <Sailor Albion> let's get you back...we need to get out of here before the cops come anyway
[23:07] * Frey hops onto Albion's shoulder..and glances down at the Grey Cat who's...just looking at him...
[23:07] * Sailor Hnossa hops on her Vespa and looks for the other animals
[23:09] *** the other animals are kind of lost and wandering around
[23:11] * Sailor Hnossa whistles to the animals, a mint energy rippling out “if you’re lost, I can find your homes. Follow me to the sanctuary ^^”
[23:11] *** the animals perk up and follow Hnossa....
[23:12] <Sailor Albion> I'll meet you back at the hotel!
[23:12] * Sailor Albion leaps away with Frey...
[23:12] *** the grey cat pauses..and then starts dashing in the direction Albion went
[23:12] * Sailor Hnossa grins and leads the animals! “This way everyone^^”
[23:14] * Sailor Hnossa is away: Follow me^^
[07:16] * The Cheesykits Projector starts to warm up
[07:25] *** Torture #1
[07:25] * is still buried up to her neck, unable to move.
[07:25] <Aya Shameimaru> ^
[07:26] * Yuuka Kazami slooooooooowly moves into the camera’s field of view from the side, smiling happily.
[07:29] <Yuuka Kazami> :D
[07:29] <Yuuka Kazami> Hello! And welcome to my show! Today we do our first torture. Now, I’ve been hearing all about this whole Ice Bucket Challenge thing lately, and how it’s being used to raise money for disease research or something.
[07:29] * Yuuka Kazami backs up and wanders over to Aya. “Aya! Ice Bucket Challenge! I CHOOSE YOU!!”
[07:30] * Aya Shameimaru looks up just in time to see Yuuka upend an entire cooler filled with ice cubes over her head. “AAAAAAAAGGGHHH~!!!”
[07:30] <Aya Shameimaru> >_____<
[07:30] <Yuuka Kazami> I choose you again!
[07:30] * Yuuka Kazami empties another cooler filled with ice over Aya’s head.
[07:31] <Yuuka Kazami> And again!
[07:31] * Aya Shameimaru screams as she gets even more ice poured over her head, which is now almost completely buried underneath a large pile of ice cubes.
[07:31] <Yuuka Kazami> Don’t cry! It’s all for disease research, Aya. Just think about the children!
[07:33] * Aya Shameimaru just struggles underneath all those ice cubes. T_____T
[07:33] *** PAUSE HERE FOR NOW!
[20:06] * The Cheesykits Projector starts to warm up
[20:13] * The Cheesykits Projector is fully warmed up now!
[20:13] *** Scene switch – Torture #2
[20:14] * Aya Shameimaru is still buried. At the moment she seems to be dozing. A spider starts crawling up her cheek and rests on her nose.
[20:15] * Aya Shameimaru wakes up and sees the spider. O__O
[20:16] <Aya Shameimaru> Ugh! Ah! Aaaaah! Oh crap! Crapcrapcrap!
[20:16] * Yuuka Kazami rushes over. “What’s wrong?”
[20:16] <Aya Shameimaru> There’s a spider on my nose! Get it off! Get it off! Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease~!!!
[20:16] * Yuuka Kazami reaches down, carefully plucks the spider off of Aya’s nose, and trots off, taking the spider with her.
[20:17] <Aya Shameimaru> Oh! Thank you!
[20:17] <Yuuka Kazami> You’re welcome!
[20:17] * Aya Shameimaru is left alone for a few seconds, then Yuuka returns, carrying a large rectangular box with built-in carrying handles. It’s some kind of battery pack.
[20:18] * Yuuka Kazami is also carrying jumper cables. “Have you ever been in love, Aya? I’ve been in love once...”
[20:19] * Aya Shameimaru sees the battery pack and jumper cables as Yuuka sits down beside her. “S[BLEEP]T!!! Okay-okay! IgetitIgetitIgetit!! Bring back the spider! That’s cool with me! Please! Please!”
[20:19] * Yuuka Kazami starts attaching the jumper cables to their proper leads on the battery pack.
[20:19] <Aya Shameimaru> No don’t! What do you want me to do?! I’ll suck a d[BLEEP]k! I swear, I will suck a D[BLEEP]K!! Just don’t use those on me!! What the f[BLEEP]k do you want?! I will suck anyone’s D[BLEEP]K you want me too!!!!
[20:20] * Yuuka Kazami giggles as she touches the free ends of the jumper cables together – there’s a bit of a spark. Not a tremendous amount of current, but enough for a definite spark and noticeable discharge. She then starts to slowly bring the cables closer to the sides of Aya’s head.
[20:20] <Yuuka Kazami> Here we go!
[20:20] <Aya Shameimaru> NO! NO! NO!
[20:21] *** Contact is made.
[20:22] <Aya Shameimaru> - Adjshgdkasjfbgavasiygslavgajlvcqgwiufgsdikdzagvfyuahbvdsacvfadsgf[BLEEP]kf[BLEEP]kf[BLEEP]kf[BLEEP]kf[BLEEP]kf[BLEEP]kf[BLEEP]kf[BLEEP]kf[BLEEP]kfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!! -
[20:23] * Aya Shameimaru is jerking and spasming as she’s shocked, passing out after several seconds.
[20:23] * Yuuka Kazami laughs out loud! “AAAH-hahahahahaha! That was awesome, Aya! Your head was jiggling back and forth like one of those bobble-head things! That was great, Aya! Aya?”
[20:24] * Aya Shameimaru isn’t moving.
[20:24] <Yuuka Kazami> Aya?
[20:24] * Yuuka Kazami touches the cables to Aya’s head again for a moment. Aya jerks a little in response. She tries again for a little bit longer, causing Aya to jerk some more and groan.
[20:25] * Aya Shameimaru screams as she wakes up. Meanwhile, the battery pack sparks and shorts out.
[20:25] * Yuuka Kazami shocks her again. “Wake the f[BLEEP]k up, Aya...”
[20:25] <Yuuka Kazami> F[BLEEP]K! You scared the f[BLEEP]k out of me, you piece of s[BLEEP]t!
[20:26] <Aya Shameimaru> I s[BLEEP]t myself... T__T
[20:26] <Yuuka Kazami> You a[BLEEP]le! You broke it! No more battery electricity for you!
[20:26] * Yuuka Kazami packs everything up and gets ready to leave. “You can’t die yet. We’ve got a bunch more episodes to do. You want water? Mangos? Bananas?”
[20:27] * Aya Shameimaru just groans.
[20:27] <Yuuka Kazami> Okay! I’ll be back soon!
[20:37] *** Scene switch – Torture #3
[20:37] * Aya Shameimaru is STILL buried and she’s really starting to look haggard and desperate.
[20:38] <Aya Shameimaru> Hello? HELLO?!!!
[20:38] * Yuuka Kazami walks up, carrying something in her hands. She sits down behind Aya.
[20:38] <Aya Shameimaru> Is that water? Is that water?!
[20:38] <Yuuka Kazami> It’s better than water! Trust me! Here...hold still.
[20:39] * Yuuka Kazami is holding a spherical fishbowl in her hands...containing several large hairy spiders, each the size of a person’s palm. She starts to slowly fit Aya’s head into the opening. Aya, however, can’t see ANY of it.
[20:39] <Aya Shameimaru> Water?!
[20:40] <Yuuka Kazami> Yeah, don’t move...be careful, don’t hurt yourself...careful...
[20:40] <Aya Shameimaru> What is this? What...
[20:40] * Yuuka Kazami finishes putting Aya’s head completely inside the fishbowl.
[20:40] <Aya Shameimaru> ME suddenly notices...
[20:40] * Aya Shameimaru suddenly notices...
[20:41] <Aya Shameimaru> AHH! AHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! SPIDERS! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
[20:41] <Yuuka Kazami> Woooooooooooooooooooooo~!!!! ^_______^
[20:42] * Yuuka Kazami starts beating on the fishbowl like it’s a set of bongos while Aya goes into utter hysterical panic.
[20:44] *** PAUSE HERE FOR NOW!!
[07:13] * The Cheesykits Projector starts to warm up
[07:28] *** Scene switch – Torture #4
[07:29] * Aya Shameimaru is really having problems now. The tide has come in, the water has risen up by over a foot, and the only indication that Aya’s even still there (or even alive) is from the piece of bamboo that’s obviously being used by her as a snorkel. Water is blown out at regular intervals, indicating it’s not a very good snorkel.
[07:29] * Yuuka Kazami is standing next to the snorkel, her dress pulled up around her waist to avoid getting too wet.
[07:29] <Yuuka Kazami> Looks like the tide came up pretty high this time. For those of you just joining in, I’ve got Aya Shameimaru here, a well-known girl from Gensokyo, doing some snorkeling.
[07:30] * Yuuka Kazami leans over to talk into the snorkel. “Aya, how are you doing right now?”
[07:30] * Aya Shameimaru blows a gout of seawater into Yuuka’s face.
[07:31] <Yuuka Kazami> ...Heh! That wasn’t in the script. She’s improving. She’s a reporter by day and a comedian by night, folks! Funny girl. Now Aya...
[07:31] * Aya Shameimaru blows another gout of water into Yuuka’s face.
[07:31] * Yuuka Kazami frowns, leans further down, and punches down into the water, aiming for Aya’s head.
[07:31] <Yuuka Kazami> Once is funny, two times is f[BLEEP]king annoying. How ya like that, ya f[BLEEP]khead reporter.
[07:32] * Yuuka Kazami turns to the camera and walks over. “You know how tourists keep coming over here to my island? Doing some f[BLEEP]king snorkeling, playing with the fishes and all kinds of f[BLEEP]king things and trample all over my gardens?”
[07:32] <Yuuka Kazami> I’ll tell you what. Next time you come to my island and mess up my fields...
[07:32] * Yuuka Kazami points back at Aya. Her snorkel is still blowing out water.
[07:33] <Yuuka Kazami> You can come and do some snorkeling for free. For you, your wife, your children, all your relatives.
[07:33] <Yuuka Kazami> Come vacation here! ^vvvv^
[07:34] *** Scene switch – Torture #5
[07:34] * Aya Shameimaru is no longer underwater. The tide has receded, but Aya herself looks like absolute hell now. Her hair’s a mess, her skin is pale, and the skin beneath her eyes is grey and sunken. She looks around with eyes that are bleary and unfocused.
[07:35] * Yuuka Kazami walks up.
[07:35] <Yuuka Kazami> Good morning, Aya. Did you have a good night’s sleep?
[07:35] <Yuuka Kazami> ...
[07:35] <Yuuka Kazami> You look like s[BLEEP]t. Seriously, you look like f[BLEEP]king s[BLEEP]t. Here...
[07:35] * Yuuka Kazami is holding a plain metal bucket. She kneels down next to Aya and carefully puts it over her head.
[07:36] <Aya Shameimaru> Wha is this...?
[07:36] <Yuuka Kazami> Just giving you something to shade you. I’ll be back.
[07:36] * Yuuka Kazami walks away, leaving Aya alone with a large bucket completely covering her head.
[07:37] * Yuuka Kazami rushes back, holding several lit strings of firecrackers in her hands that she quickly puts underneath the bucket! Pushing down on the base of the bucket, she waits.
[07:37] * Aya Shameimaru starts screaming as the firecracker strings all start going off right by her head, the sounds of the explosions magnified by the metal! After several seconds the firecrackers stop.
[07:38] <Yuuka Kazami> AH-hahahahahhahahaha! Oh Kami-sama that was great! Aya! Aya?
[07:38] * Yuuka Kazami lifts the bucket off on Aya. Aya is unconscious once more, her head lolling back.
[07:38] <Yuuka Kazami> Don’t you think that was funny? Hey. Wake up.
[07:38] * Aya Shameimaru is completely unconscious and unresponsive.
[07:39] <Yuuka Kazami> Aya, wake up. Aya! Wake up!
[07:39] <Yuuka Kazami> Don’t play games here. EXCELS! GET SOME WATER! BRING THE BATTERIES! THE SPIDERS! EVERYTHING! BRING IT! Aya, wake up buddy! GET THE BATTERIES!!!
[07:47] *** PAUSE HERE FOR NOW.
[07:15] * The Cheesykits Projector goes into warm/standby mode.
[07:15] <The Countdown Timer> ♦ 11:45 hours until Cheesykits.
[19:15] * The Cheesykits Projector buzzes as it goes hot! It's ready!
[19:30] *** Scene switch – Torture #6
[19:31] * Yuuka Kazami is sitting on the ground close to Aya.
[19:31] *** Aya is still buried up to her neck, but she’s been moved further away from the water. The trees at the edge of the beach are much closer, and both of them are covered by the shadows cast by the foliage. Aya’s still unconscious, and Yuuka’s hands are clasped in front of her.
[19:31] <Yuuka Kazami> I don’t know what it is, folks. When I came here earlier to check on Aya, she wasn’t speaking.
[19:31] <Yuuka Kazami> She wasn’t smiling.
[19:32] <Yuuka Kazami> She wasn’t moving.
[19:32] <Yuuka Kazami> I’m thinking it could be the sun, so I moved her out of the sun and put her in the shade. And she’s still not moving as you can see.
[19:33] <Yuuka Kazami> So unfortunately I’m not going to torture her right now. I’m going to wait for her to recuperate a little bit. I am so sorry, peoples of Suburban Senshi.
[19:33] <Yuuka Kazami> I’d like to ask for you all to pray for her.
[19:33] <Yuuka Kazami> I want you to send her positive energy.
[19:33] <Yuuka Kazami> I’m going to freshen her up a little bit and that’s that. I love you, Aya. We’re all praying for you to come back to life. We all love you very much.
[19:34] * Yuuka Kazami gets up and walks off-camera for a moment. She comes back holding a large, steaming kettle, then she crouches down directly behind Aya’s head.
[19:35] * Yuuka Kazami actually Slav-Squats right behind Aya's head.
[19:35] <Yuuka Kazami> Aya...I’m going to freshen you up a little bit, okay?
[19:35] * Yuuka Kazami starts to slowly pour the steamy hot contents of the kettle onto the back of Aya’s head in an unbroken steady stream, just as if she was...
[19:36] <Yuuka Kazami> Wake up, Aya! Wake up...! ^vvv^
[19:36] * jerks, sputters, and shakes her head wildly, trying to understand what’s happening.
[19:37] <Aya Shameimaru> ^
[19:37] <Aya Shameimaru> Huh? What?!
[19:37] <Yuuka Kazami> SHE’S ALIVE!! SHE’S ALIVE!! Yes!
[19:37] <Aya Shameimaru> OH MY F[BLEEP]KING GOD, ARE YOU PEEING ON ME??!!
[19:38] <Yuuka Kazami> >:D
[19:38] * Yuuka Kazami keeps pouring the kettle onto Aya’s head. “Open up, it’s real vitamins!”
[19:38] <Aya Shameimaru> It’s so hot!!! Why is it so hot!?
[19:39] <Yuuka Kazami> That’s because it’s coming from my ginormous rhinoceros bladder, you Tengu-tabloid-motherf[BLEEP]ker! Take it all in! I made sure to have a lot of vitamins this morning.
[19:40] * Yuuka Kazami keeps pouring.
[19:40] <Yuuka Kazami> Open your mouth! OPEN YOUR MOUTH!! IT'S ALL GOOD FOR YOU!!!!!
[19:40] <Yuuka Kazami> Vitamin C!
[19:40] <Yuuka Kazami> Vitamin E!
[19:40] <Yuuka Kazami> Vitamin W!
[19:41] <Yuuka Kazami> Vitamin P!
[19:41] <Aya Shameimaru> IT'S SO HOT!!!! T_____T
[19:41] <Yuuka Kazami> You know, I never thought when I read up on all of the stuff about Sporehunt and Suburban Senshi that I’d piss on the head of someone working for them. I feel like I’m pissing on Ginga TV right now. I’M PISSING ON GINGA TV~!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[19:43] *** Scene switch – Torture #7
[19:43] * The camera shows the interior of the camp again.
[19:44] *** Hatate is currently inside a bamboo cage, looking miserable but very much alive and looking to be in far better condition than Aya. It zooms in on Hatate’s leg for some reason: it’s been cleaned up and bandaged securely.
[19:46] * The camera rotates to show Yuuka at a barbecue grill, putting several pieces of steak on it.
[19:49] <Yuuka Kazami> Hatate! How do you like your steak? Medium rare? Well done?
[19:49] <Hatate Himekaidou> >:(
[19:49] <Yuuka Kazami> Hey, quit sulking. You’re not on my s[BLEEP]t-list like your buddy is so you’re getting out of here in one piece. Maybe. Eventually. Aya on the other hand...
[19:51] * The scene switches back to the beach. Yuuka is sitting beside Aya with a tray, upon which there’s a white flower in a small vase, a glass of wine, and a plate with a piece of grilled meat. Yuuka is cutting the meat into pieces and feeding Aya a bite.
[19:51] <Aya Shameimaru> ^______^
[19:52] <Yuuka Kazami> Isn’t this nice? You know, I get so tired sometimes of all the killing and the shooting.
[19:54] <Aya Shameimaru> It’s nice!
[19:55] <Yuuka Kazami> It’s nice to have a quiet little moment with you like this, Aya.
[19:56] <Yuuka Kazami> ME feeds Aya another bite, which she eagerly eats. “Do you like your protein?"
[19:57] * Yuuka Kazami ^
[19:57] <Yuuka Kazami> It’s going to make you big.
[19:57] <Yuuka Kazami> It’s going to make you muscular
[19:57] <Yuuka Kazami> It’s going to make you strong.
[19:59] <Yuuka Kazami> It’s going to make you a real woman. Have a bit of this wine…
[19:59] * Yuuka Kazami picks up the glass, which has a straw in it, which she holds close to Aya’s mouth. Aya quickly takes a big sip.
[20:00] <Aya Shameimaru> Wine! Wine! Drink! Oooooohhh, thank you!
[20:01] <Yuuka Kazami> You haven’t commented on the flowers I brought.
[20:02] <Aya Shameimaru> Oh, they’re so lovely. Did you pick them out yourself?
[20:02] <Yuuka Kazami> I picked them from one of my gardens myself. I grow a lot of things here on the island. Have some more protein, my friend?
[20:04] * Yuuka Kazami starts cutting another piece to feed to Aya.
[20:05] <Aya Shameimaru> Oh yes! Please!
[20:05] <Yuuka Kazami> Protein makes a body grow strong and powerful. Have a big bite. Savor it.
[20:07] * Aya Shameimaru chews, then jerks a little as she bites down on something hard. She works something in her mouth, then spits it out into the sand.
[20:07] <Aya Shameimaru> What is that? What is it? What’d you put into the meat?!!
[20:08] * Yuuka Kazami reaches down to examine what it was that Aya spit out.
[20:08] <Yuuka Kazami> Oh! It’s the bullet that hit your friend in the leg.
[20:08] <Aya Shameimaru> WHAT?!!
[20:09] * Yuuka Kazami points at the steak on the plate.
[20:09] <Yuuka Kazami> This is Hatate.
[20:10] <Aya Shameimaru> HATATE??!!!
[20:10] <Aya Shameimaru> YOU FED ME HATATE???!!
[20:12] <Yuuka Kazami> I didn’t feed you Hatate. I fed you Hatate’s leg! There’s a difference.
[20:12] <Aya Shameimaru> I CAN FEEL HER INSIDE ME!!!
[20:13] <Yuuka Kazami> This is the best meat! This is your friend!
[20:15] <Aya Shameimaru> I’M A CANNIBAL!!!!! T___T
[20:16] * Yuuka Kazami faces the camera. “She’s so sentimental! She’s like meat-f[BLEEP]ked! Oh well!”
[20:16] <Yuuka Kazami> ^________^
[20:17] *** PAUSE HERE FOR NOW!!!
[07:41] * The Cheesykits Projector starts to warm up!
[07:50] *** Scene switch – Torture #8
[07:50] * Yuuka Kazami sits facing the camera, looking somber and thoughtful as she traces her finger over a handful of sand.
[07:51] <Yuuka Kazami> Just when I thought I’d lost complete faith in you Humans…you turn around and do something utterly beautiful. The Human spirit is so full of mystery. You Sub-Sen peoples voted for the life of Aya…and I’m going to keep my word.
[07:52] * Yuuka Kazami gets up and turns around to face Aya, who’s still buried behind her.
[07:53] * REALLY looks terrible. She’s unconscious and motionless.
[07:53] <Aya Shameimaru> ^'
[07:53] <Yuuka Kazami> Aya! The folks at Suburban Senshi want you to live…so you’re going to be in there for another two or three weeks, girl. So wake up and say something nice to the people of Sub-Sen.
[07:54] * Aya Shameimaru is silent.
[07:55] <Yuuka Kazami> She’s done this same joke twice already. Come on, wake up.
[08:06] * Yuuka Kazami pokes Aya, who barely moves at all.
[08:06] * Random Excel-clone suddenly rushes up. “Yuuka-sama! Yuuka-sama!”
[08:07] <Yuuka Kazami> WHAT?! Can’t you see I’m trying to get lazy-bird here to wake up and do something funny?
[08:07] <Random Excel-clone> Six skydivers just landed on the island! One of them is a girl with bright pink hair!
[08:08] * Yuuka Kazami starts to grin. “Pink haired girl, you say?”
[08:08] * Yuuka Kazami points at the camera and smiles even more.
[08:09] <Yuuka Kazami> So the Sporehunt has begun! You hear that, Aya? You f[BLEEP]king people at Suburban Senshi…
[08:09] * Yuuka Kazami dashes off, leaving Aya behind. A few seconds later she comes back carrying a shovel.
[08:10] <Yuuka Kazami> First things first, I need to clean up my messes. You have to respect the environment, after all! Little boys and girls…always clean your room, and listen to your parents.
[08:10] * Yuuka Kazami starts shoveling sand on top of Aya’s head. Aya moves just a little, but not enough to keep herself from being buried.
[08:11] <Yuuka Kazami> Sorry Aya…this won’t be too long…just a couple more…and now…last one!
[08:14] * Yuuka Kazami kneels down beside Aya’s now-buried head. “I don’t think anyone’s going to find her now!”
[08:17] <Yuuka Kazami> ^vvv^
[08:17] * Yuuka Kazami runs off and doesn’t come back. Almost a minute passes.
[08:18] <???> Hooooka!
[08:19] <???> Banoda! Arriba! Arriba! Pandomalanda!
[08:21] * The camera falls over and buries itself partway in the sand, showing a few pairs of black-gloved hands quickly digging and unearthing Aya’s head.
[08:23] <???> Smagua!
[08:23] * Aya Shameimaru jerks a little as a gallon’s worth of water is unceremoniously dumped over her face. Her eyes open and she stares around, gasping and panting.
[08:23] <Aya Shameimaru> …Awwww fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~!!
[08:26] * Aya Shameimaru has been saved...by MINIONS??!?!
[08:26] *** The camera cuts out to static.
[08:27] *** Welcome to Rook Island.
[08:29] *** Enjoy your stay.
[07:36] *** UMP-9 has joined #suburbansenshi3
[07:36] <@spiritflame> ohayo UMP-9
[07:36] <UMP-9> We'll just move the main body of the show over HERE so the audience has freedom to comment!
[07:37] <UMP-9> Because we all know the POWER of the MST.
[07:37] <UMP-9> S[BLEEP]t was about to hit the fan for the Smoops as the Forest War began.
[07:38] <UMP-9> They'd fortified their village, but that put them in a position where they couldn't fall back, and everything was concentrated in one location.
[07:39] <UMP-9> When the Minion Marines arrived, and got there EARLY, the Smoops were caught by surprise.
[07:39] <UMP-9>
[07:40] <UMP-9> Which the Minions did NOT hesitate to take advantage of.
[07:40] <UMP-9>
[07:41] <UMP-9> The battle was so fierce and intense that not only did we make a SONG ABOUT IT~!!!!
[07:41] * UMP-9 undoes her twin-tails, letting her hair fall loose in glorious mess.
[07:42] * UMP-45 , HK-416, and G-11 show up too! OH S[BLEEP]T!! They've gone FULL SABATON for this!!!!
[07:43] <UMP-9> But Cheesykits has created actual animation for your entertainment!!!!
[07:44] *** ...Oh jeez, is this going to be a Cheesykits production of "Saving Private Ryan" starring Minions and Smoops?
[07:45] * Squad-404 starts to ROCK OUT, with lots of headbangs too. Suffice to say, watching the girls headbanging with their hair completely loose is oddly enthralling
[07:46] *** The scene shows the Smoops in their trenches around their Village, looking happier and more relaxed than anyone SHOULD be given similar circumstances.
[07:47] *** One Smoop is bringing firewood into the trench and passing other Smoops.
[07:48] <Squad-404> ♫ As the drum roll started on that day, heard a dozen miles away! ♫
[07:48] <Squad-404> ♫ A million shells were fired! And the green fields turned to grey. ♫
[07:49] *** The Minion artillery starts firing! Hundreds of field mortars start dropping banana-shaped shells on the Smoops while the Marines get ready.
[07:50] <Squad-404>
[07:51] <Squad-404> ♫ The bombardment lasted all day long yet the village is standing strong! ♫
[07:51] <Squad-404> ♫ Heavily defended! Now the trap's been sprung and the battle has begun! ♫
[07:52] *** One of the Smoops is knocked backwards from a headshot! BRAINY, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!
[07:53] *** On the other side of the field they see them! MINIONS! THOUSANDS OF THEM!
[07:53] <~> - BA-NA-NA~!!!!! -
[07:54] * ~ The battlecry is repeated as the fusillade begins!
[07:55] <Squad-404> ♫ Descend into darkness. 303 days below the sun. WAR OF MINIONS!!!!! ♫
[07:55] <Squad-404> ♫ And the battle has begun! ♫
[07:56] <Squad-404> ♫ Nowhere to run, Smoop and Minion! Fall one by one, under the gun! ♫
[07:56] <Squad-404> ♫ Thy will be done! ♫
[07:56] <Squad-404> ♫ And the judgement has begun! ♫
[07:57] <Squad-404> Nowhere to run, Smoop and Minion! Fall one by one, War of Minion!
[07:59] *** Meanwhile, the fighting is insane! Smoops are returning fire and Minions flop to the ground, with freakish Golgo-13 expressions on their faces as they're hit.
[08:00] *** Handy Smoop takes a hit!! X___x
[08:01] *** Grumpy Smoop drops to his knees beside him, trying to help but it's too late. D:
[08:02] *** Grumpy Smoop then turns into Berserker Smoop and rejoins the fight!
[08:02] <Squad-404> ♫ Though a million shots have scarred the land, No one has the upper hand! ♫
[08:03] <Squad-404> ♫ From the ground above to trenches, where the soldiers make their stand! ♫
[08:03] <Squad-404> ♫ As the trenches slowly turn to mud, and then quickly start to flood ♫
[08:04] <Squad-404> ♫ Death awaits in every corner! As they die in the mud, fill the trenches with blood ♫
[08:05] *** The Minion Marines CHARGE!!!!!!! They're crossing No-Smoop's Land and heading STRAIGHT for the trenches!
[08:06] <Squad-404> ♫ Descend into darkness. 303 days below the sun. WAR OF MINION!! ♫
[08:06] *** The Smoops in the trenches prepare to receive the charge! FIX...BAYONETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[08:07] *** Jokey Smoop has laid out brightly-colored gift-wrapped boxes. Uhhhhh....
[08:09] <Squad-404> ♫ And the battle has begun! Nowhere to run! Smoop and Minion! Fall one by one, under the gun!Fall under the gun ♫
[08:09] <Squad-404> ♫ Thy will be done! (Thy will be done!) ♫
[08:09] *** A Minion pauses to open one of the gift-boxes!! :D
[08:10] *** The Minion is blown over thirty feet into the air by the MASSIVE EXPLOSION that occurs next! The gifts are BOMBS!!
[08:12] *** A loud whistle rings out behind the Smoop lines as a HUGE force of Smoops arrive to reinforce their lines.
[08:12] *** PAPA SMOOP HAS ARRIVED!!!!!!!!!!!
[08:13] <Squad-404> ♫ For the banana's it will be done! ♫
[08:14] <Squad-404> ♫ Nowhere to run, and for the fruit! ♫
[08:15] <Squad-404> ♫ They must fight, or take the fruit right where they poop! ♫
[08:16] *** Several Minions take aim with long-barreled weapons connected to large backpacks with hoses. OH S[BLEEP]T!! Are those FLAMETHROWERS!?!??!?!?
[08:17] *** No, not quite. Banana-spewers!
[08:18] *** The Smoops in the trenches are sprayed with thick sheets of reeking, sticky banana puree that covers them almost completely!
[08:18] *** They almost immediately start retching and flailing. THEY HATE BANANAS AND ANYTHING RELATED!!! Gee...I wonder why.
[08:19] <Squad-404> ♫ Fields of execution turned to wasteland from the grass ♫
[08:20] <Squad-404> ♫ Thou shalt go no further, it was said, "They shall not pass!" ♫
[08:20] <Squad-404> ♫ The spirit of resistance and the madness of the war! ♫
[08:21] <Squad-404> ♫ SO GO AHEAD! ♫
[08:21] <Squad-404> ♫ FACE THE LEAD! ♫
[08:21] <Squad-404> ♫ JOIN THE DEAD! ♫
[08:21] <Squad-404> ♫ THOUGH YOU DIE! ♫
[08:21] <Squad-404> ♫ WHERE YOU LIE! ♫
[08:21] <Squad-404> ♫ NEVER ASKING WHY! ♫
[08:22] * UMP-45 starts her EPIC GUITAR SOLO!
[08:22] *** The Minions are leaping into the trenches and going hand-to-hand with the Smoops! And they're NOT holding back!
[08:23] *** Several Minions jump on Jokey Smoop and start whaling on him HARD!!
[08:24] *** Berserker Smoop has a Minion by the throat and is choking the everloving F[BLEEP]K out of it!!!!
[08:25] *** Vanity Smoop gets punched in the face by a Minion, getting the start of a NASTY bruise in the process! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
[08:29] *** Papa Smoop charges into battle, slamming into a Minion, physically picking it up off the ground, and then SMASHING it bodily into the mud so hard that it creates shockwaves!!! SNAP INTO A SLIM-JIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[08:31] *** Farmer Smoop is faceplants into the mud as he's hit HARD from behind!
[08:32] *** Hefty Smoop is going hand-to-hand with multiple Minions and holding his own, but then takes a trench-club to the back and goes down!!
[08:35] * Squad-404 finishes! G-11 promptly collapses as the energy drinks she used to get herself THIS far wear off all at once.
[08:36] *** The battle-scene ends with the Minions retreating...for NOW at least.
[08:36] * UMP-9 's hair is a complete and utter mess and it's absolutely GLORIOUS.
[08:38] <UMP-9> As you can see from our Cheesy Re-enactment, the war was insane!
[08:38] <UMP-9> And it was just begining, too!
[08:39] * UMP-9 is away
[07:33] * UMP-9 is back
[07:33] <UMP-9> Oh, and follow us on YourSpace!
[07:35] <UMP-9> The Forest War continued, and while the Smoops held onto an early defensive advantage, the Minions were nothing if not persistent.
[07:35] <UMP-9>
[07:36] <UMP-9> The island's interior had become a maze of hidden tunnels and trenches, and the forest itself made vehicle use almost impossible.
[07:37] <UMP-9> So the Minions had to fight for every inch of ground.
[07:38] <UMP-9> But the Smoops realized they didn't have the numbers or the resources, and weaponized banana-puree gave the Minions a slight advantage.
[07:39] <UMP-9> Baker Smoop came up with a solution. The Smoops needed chemical weapons of their own.
[07:40] <UMP-9> The Smoops knew from living on Rook Island for as long as they had that some kinds of mushrooms were absolutely poisonous.
[07:40] <UMP-9> Some made you trip balls with hallucinations. The Smoops LOVED those.
[07:41] <UMP-9> Some made you s[BLEEP]t as explosively as a volcano and as messily as a hurricane. The Smoops HATED those.
[07:43] <UMP-9> When combined with a certain type of seed and burned, it created a powerful gas that burned the eyes, twisted the mind, and explosively voided the bowels.
[07:43] <UMP-9> Thus was born the Smoops' first chemical weapon: Spicy Mustard gas.
[07:45] <UMP-9> Without hesitation, they prepared to use it against the Minions at their main forward base to hopefully smash their morale and force them to fall back.
[07:46] <UMP-9>
[07:47] <UMP-9> It didn't go the way they planned.
[07:48] <UMP-9> And you know what this now means, riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight? :D
[07:48] *** It's time for the Cheesy Re-enactment! Complete with music!
[07:48] *** UMP-45 has joined #suburbansenshi3
[07:48] <@spiritflame> ohayo UMP-45
[07:48] <UMP-45> >:3
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[07:48] <@spiritflame> ohayo HK-416
[07:48] <HK-416> >:D
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[07:48] <@spiritflame> ohayo G-11
[07:49] <G-11> ~____~
[07:49] * G-11 chugs down an entire Monster energy drink.
[07:49] <G-11> O___O
[07:49] * Squad-404 channels Sabaton again!
[07:51] <Squad-404> ♫ Turmoil at the front! Minion forces on the hunt! ♫
[07:52] <Squad-404> ♫ There’s a thunder in the east! The Smoops are attacking with disease! ♫
[07:52] <Squad-404> ♫ They’re now using poison gas! 700 charge en masse! ♫
[07:53] <Squad-404> ♫ Turn the tide of the attack! And force the Minions to turn back! ♫
[07:53] <Squad-404> ♫ And that's when the dead Minions got up again! ♫
[07:54] <Squad-404> ♫ Spicy Air then and again! ♫
[07:54] <Squad-404> ♫ Attack of the dead Minions! ♫
[07:55] <Squad-404> ♫ Losing their s[BLEEP]t once again! ♫
[07:56] <Squad-404> ♫ Facing the Smoops yet again! ♫
[07:56] <Squad-404> ♫ Minions! Charge again! Die again! ♫
[07:57] *** The Cheesy Re-enactment shows Smoops in gas masks setting up row upon row of barrels, then pouring in various ingredients and lighting it all on fire.
[07:58] *** Thick plumes of smoke rise, and the winds blow it all towards the Minions.
[07:58] *** The Minions who are caught in the resultant fog first start getting dizzy, then the affects REALLY hit them as their eyes start burning and their bowels start churning.
[07:59] *** And since they're hallucinating on top of it all, the results are MESSY to say the least!
[08:00] *** The Smoops wait until the Spicy Mustard gas dissipates, then moves in.
[08:02] <Squad-404> ♫ Two combatants spar! Papa Smoop leads the charge! ♫
[08:03] <Squad-404> ♫ Moving 700 large into a Minion counter-charge! ♫
[08:03] <Squad-404> ♫ They'll be fighting for their lives as the dead Minions revive! ♫
[08:04] <Squad-404> ♫ Minions won't surrender, no! Striking fear into their foe! ♫
[08:04] <Squad-404> ♫ And that's when the dead Minions got up again! ♫
[08:06] *** Despite their injuries and how badly the Spicy Mustard affected them, the Minions rallied.
[08:08] *** The Smoops expected no resistance. Instead, they faced an army of reeking, hallucinating Minions who, for all intents and purposes, looked and acted like zombies who'd been resurrected inside of a toxic waste dump.
[08:09] *** The Smoops falter and freeze as the Minions charge.
[08:12] *** Tuffy Smoop charges and takes out a few Minions on his own, but gets whacked upside the head by a trench club and goes down. The Minions stumble closer and just FALL on top of him, pinning him to the ground and beating him ruthlessly!
[08:13] *** Loser Smoop is the first Smoop to break and RUNS!!!! He's the smart one today!
[08:13] *** Clumsy Smoop trips and falls. The Minions quickly surround him and start beating him relentlessly!
[08:15] *** Weakling Smoop is dragged down screaming and vanishes amid a gang of Minions!!
[08:16] *** Papa Smoop just...freezes. THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPENING!
[08:16] *** Then turns and glares furiously at Baker Smoop! THIS WAS ALL YOUR IDEA!!!
[08:18] *** Baker Smoop tries to explain but is blindsided by Minions! They quickly grab him, start pummeling him, then start dragging and pulling on him from all directions!
[08:19] *** OH S[BLEEP]T!!!!! THEY RIP HIM APART LIKE THAT DUDE IN "SHAUN OF THE DEAD"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[08:21] *** Baker Smoop just comes apart like a G.I. Joe action figure! You don't know if the carnage is gruesome or awesome!!
[08:21] <Squad-404> ♫ And that's when the dead Minions got up again! ♫
[08:22] <Squad-404> ♫ Spicy Air then and again! ♫
[08:22] <Squad-404> ♫ Losing their s[BLEEP]t once again! ♫
[08:23] <Squad-404> ♫ Facing the Smoops yet again! ♫
[08:23] <Squad-404> ♫ Minions! Charge again! Die again! ♫
[08:24] * G-11 passes out as the energy drink wears off.
[08:24] <HK-416> Dammit, I wanna do a guitar solo! >:(
[08:26] <UMP-9> With the Spicy Air attack essentially thwarted, the Smoops fled in disgust and terror.
[08:26] <UMP-9> They never made use of Spicy Mustard gas again, but the damage was done.
[08:27] <UMP-9> The Minions got PISSED and swore to retaliate, sending word to the Uber-Minion and calling for reinforcements.
[08:27] <UMP-9> It was the beginning of the end for the Smoops.
[08:28] <UMP-9> And that's all the time we've got for today!
[08:28] <UMP-9> Tune in next time for yet more Cheesy History!!!
[08:28] *** UMP-9 has left #suburbansenshi3 (And have a Good Day!! :D)
[08:29] <~>
[22:32] *** Kaelyn P. Peinforte has joined #suburbansenshi3
[22:32] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Kaelyn P. Peinforte
[22:33] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte walks to the other side of the room, to let Liza and Paisley talk
[22:33] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte rubs her temples a bit..trying to get over the sad story
[22:34] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte checks her cane sword
[22:34] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> sometimes this work really is such a pain
[22:35] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ...yes I am well aware....
[22:37] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte sips her tea
[22:40] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte grabs some blankets and wraps herself up in it
[22:46] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte just relaxes alone
[22:48] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte starts to vanish into a feeling of self-doubt
[22:50] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte can feel the black dog surround her
[03:34] *** Continuation from Saturday: Karami stands before the door leading to the Atrium, dressed as nicely as she could,
[03:34] * Karami has moved to: [ outside the Atrium ]
[03:35] * Karami [outside the Atrium] nervously breathes in and out
[03:36] <Karami> [outside the Atrium] Allright, let's get this done. I've been into much worse situations.
[03:37] <Karami> [outside the Atrium] Last chance: Are you sure you don't want to swap places with me?
[03:39] <Merc_Nezu> No thanks. Remember, these things are basically some kind of Love Letters. And we both know what happens if I get those.
[03:39] * Merc_Nezu has moved to: [ outside the Atrium ]
[03:41] <Merc_Nezu> [outside the Atrium] And besides that, if there's one who should go on a date at least once in a while, it's you. I already have one or the other fairly stable Love Interest, y'know.
[03:42] <Karami> [outside the Atrium] Like my Dad, for example? *Oops?!*
[03:44] *** she gets pushed through the open door, towards her prospected date who, in case you asked, you should imagine looking somewhat like this guy: https://myanimelist.net/character/209996/Kazuo_Nikoyama
[03:47] *** And oh so appropriately is his overall behavior. To be fair, Karami herself doesn't know what all to do either in this situation.
[03:49] *** Must be said that she still concealed some small taser device somehwere down her clothes, just to be on the safe side. 😊
[03:53] *** The two the have a cautious conversation during she, among other things, asks him how it comes that some of his kind (the shy nerdy intellectual type) may end up in a spa of all things in the first place, on which he answers: 'My parents begged me to, as some compensation for my physical deficits.'
[03:56] *** Then, they decide to have an Ice Cream Parfait and Milk Coffee together. Note this is supposed to happen during the early to late Afternoon, please ignore the default timeframe. 😉 To be continued...
[19:19] * ~ Location - Gish star system, 210 light-years from Sol.
[19:21] * ~ Facing towards what looks like arid planet in the distance is a small fleet of blocky starships, and most of the ships look like THIS.
[19:21] *** Solarchos [Fallen0081@EnclaveFedCom.Net] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:21] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Solarchos
[19:21] *** Cadia AI [BestFleetGirl@FedComNet] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:21] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Cadia AI
[19:23] <Solarchos> Are those what I think they are?
[19:23] <Cadia AI> Confirmed. Alliance cruisers. Marathon-class.
[19:25] * Solarchos is on a sectioned-off part of the bridge of the Defender of Cadia. As a Lunar-class cruiser, the bridge is ENORMOUS, filled with over a hundred people tending to multiple readouts, displays, and machines...of which at least HALF seem like weird combinations of Steampunk and Cyberpunk asthetics!
[19:25] <Solarchos> Status of the fleet?
[19:25] <Cadia AI> I am in perfect readiness.
[19:27] * Cadia AI shows a hololithic display in the air, revealing external camera images from different parts of her hull. In each display is a single Federation ship: two Sword-class frigates, four Exeter destroyers, and the battle-barge Kirshwasser
[19:28] <Cadia AI> All other ships with us are signaling full readiness. SOUNDING BATTLE STATIONS!!!
[19:29] *** Alarms and booming fanfare ring out all through the ship, and Cadia AI herself begins her own "henshin sequence"!
[19:30] <Cadia AI (battle mode)>
[19:30] <Solarchos> <___<
[19:30] <Cadia AI (battle mode)> >:3
[19:31] <Cadia AI (battle mode)> Void shields now at full readiness.
[19:32] * Cadia AI (battle mode) materialized a Rig of her own from her back. Several mechanical arms loaded with representations of capital-scale beam lasers and macro pulse-cannons reach around from her back to her sides.
[19:35] <Cadia AI (battle mode)> All sections report battle readiness. Weapons online. Launch bays report full fighter readiness.
[19:35] <Cadia AI (battle mode)>
Command me.
[19:38] <Solarchos> Calm down, Cadia. We're not here to fight the Alliance. And it wouldn't be the first time we've encountered Alliance survivors.
[19:39] * Cadia AI (battle mode) tilts her head to the side.
[19:39] <Cadia AI (battle mode)> Augurs detecting increased energy emissions in our direction. We're being scanned.
[19:40] <Solarchos> They're curious about the 5000-meter long battleship and the 10 kilometer long leviathan that are now approaching them.
[19:41] <Cadia AI (battle mode)> Vox signals detected. It's an old Alliance frequency. Unencrypted.
[19:41] <Solarchos> Open the channel.
[19:41] * Cadia AI (battle mode) nods.
[19:43] <~> ♦ This is Admiral Bishop of the Republic battleship Antares to the vessels on approach. Your IFFs indicate that you're vessels of the VanSaar Federation, and correct me if I'm wrong...are you being led by the Kirshwasser and the Rebellious Command?
[19:44] <Cadia AI (battle mode)> WRONG!!!!
[19:45] <Cadia AI (battle mode)> I am the glorious and undefeatable Defender of Cadia!!! Formerly of Battlefleet Cadia of the Holy Fleet of the Imperium of Man!
[19:45] <Cadia AI (battle mode)> Now a part of the equally glorious Battlefleet Federation under the direct ownership of the eternal Governor-Militant Solarchos Langister!!!
[19:47] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ I request permission to speak with your fleet commander.
[19:48] <Solarchos> This is Governor-Militant Solarchos Langister of the VanSaar Federation, Admiral.
[19:49] *** On the other end of the vox-channel there's a sense of stunned silence. You can JUST make out someone else uttering "he's here?" and "the Onryo himself?!"
[19:49] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ You're leading your ships personally, sir?
[19:50] <Solarchos> What's happened in this system was given a high enough priority that my personal involvement was considered necessary.
[19:50] <Solarchos> I chose to personally oversee it as well.
[19:52] <Cadia AI (battle mode)> I'm not detecting active sensor emissions from them. They're not attempting to obtain a weapons lock-on on us.
[19:52] <Solarchos> May I ask your reasons for being here, Admiral?
[19:54] <Cadia AI (battle mode)> Scanning them...I'm picking up six Marathon-class cruisers, two carriers, and three Halberd-class light cruisers, and fourteen frigates. NONE of them are turning to bring MAC cannons to bear on us.
[19:54] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ And we're not intending to.
[19:55] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ Governor-Militant, we don't represent the Interstellar Alliance.
[19:56] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ We represent the Landrich Republic. You might remember us as the Separatist Union that broke away from the Alliance in the last year of the Necronium War.
[19:56] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ We have no intention of engaging in hostilities with you or the Federation. The opposite, hopefully.
[19:57] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ To this end I have to ask.
[19:57] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ Will you uphold the Treaty of Megalomessembria?
[19:59] <Solarchos> Yes. I have no intention of taking revenge on your people. Not after you surrendered to us almost twenty years ago.
[20:00] <Solarchos> I will uphold my part of the Treaty and extend amnesty to all former Alliance personnel, civilian and military.
[20:00] <Cadia AI (battle mode)> >:(
[20:01] *** There's another pause, and on the other end of the comm-channel there's a fait sound of...celebration?
[20:02] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ Thank you, Governor-Militant. The people of the Landrich Republic will be glad to learn about this. But right now we have a serious situation.
[20:03] <Solarchos> Yes, an Explorator vessel of ours came to this system and was attacked by a particularly aggressive alien race inhabiting the planet ahead.
[20:03] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ It's worse than that.
[20:03] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ We responded to your Explorators' distress calls when they came under attack. I'm sorry, but we were only able to rescue some of them.
[20:04] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ They were able to inform us of everything they discovered in order to alert us to the threat.
[20:05] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ The Prikitiki are an insanely aggressive species. They can't be reasoned with. Every attempt at diplomacy we've tried has failed.
[20:05] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ They refuse to even respond with anything other than vile threats and gunfire.
[20:07] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ They apparently terrorized most of the galaxy tens of thousands of years ago, and were finally defeated and imprisoned on their homeworld beneath a shield that froze them in time.
[20:07] <Solarchos> I received the same report. How did the shield fail?
[20:08] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ From what your Explorators could determine, about a hundred years ago a large planetoid the size of a small continent collided with planet Gish.
[20:09] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ The temporal shield prevented the asteroid from destroying the planet, but was damaged in the process.
[20:09] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ Time began to flow normally again.
[20:10] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ And for a hundred years the Prikitiki have been waiting for someone to let them out.
[20:10] <Solarchos> They set a trap for my people?
[20:11] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ We think so. Your people were surveying the breach in the shield , then sent people inside to survey what was underneath.
[20:11] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ The Prikitiki ambushed them, killed them all, took their shuttles, and retuned to the main ship and went on an absolute rampage throughout.
[20:15] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ I'm sorry, but from what the survivors told us, the Prikitiki performed unspeakable acts of cruelty to the people they captured.
[20:17] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ Burning, stabbing nerve junctions and pressure points, severing limbs, vivisections...
[20:17] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ These creatures are demonic.
[20:23] <Solarchos> You have quite a number of warships here.
[20:24] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ The Republic Fleet mobilized once we got word of what was happening here.
[20:25] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ Our outermost colonies are very close to the Gish system. Conflict with the Prikitiki and the Republic was inevitable.
[20:27] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ Then we made contact with someone by the name of Megan O'Cain through your Quantum Entanglement Comm network to try and warn the Federation.
[20:28] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ She told us that your fleet was already on the way. It was decided that our force here would initiate First Contact with you since it was only a matter of time before you discovered the Republic.
[20:30] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ The Prikitiki have been steadily widening the breach in the planetary shield. It's now large enough for a huge number of warships to travel through.
[20:31] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ And our sensors have been detecting MASSIVE energy readings on the planet. The Prikitiki have been busy this past century.
[20:32] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ Your Explorators are convinced they've constructed a huge fleet of starships of their own and are soon going to try and break out of the system.
[20:32] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ We've been here to stop them. We volunteered to hold the line until you arrived.
[20:33] <Solarchos> Have they attempted to do so yet?
[20:34] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ They've definitely been testing us. Over the past few days they've sent out small groups of ships that we've quickly destroyed. But each group has been getting tougher.
[20:34] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ Improved shields, different weapon configurations, modified hulls.
[20:35] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ They're SMART. They're adapting.
[20:35] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ And I think they know they're on borrowed time.
[20:36] <Solarchos> Good thing I mobilized my own forces when I did.
[20:36] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ Governor-Militant.
[20:37] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ The time has now come for the Landrich Republic and the VanSaar Federation to make formal contact.
[20:37] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ We are now requesting to join you in battle against this threat.
[20:39] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ I know our people have not had a good history in the past. And waging war against you was a horrible mistake. I think it's now time for our realms to begin the process of working together.
[20:40] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ And to be perfectly honest, the Republic isn't ready for the kind of war the Prikitiki are preparing to send our way.
[20:41] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ We request the assistance of the VanSaar, and permission to help YOU in this battle. IF you'll have us.
[20:43] <Solarchos> ...
[20:44] <Solarchos> Permission granted. However, diplomatic communications and relations are handled exclusively by the Federation Assembly, not me.
[20:45] <Solarchos> As Governor-Militant, I command the entirety of the military for the purpose of protecting the Federation as a whole. My control over administrative and diplomatic affairs is minimal.
[20:47] <Solarchos> I'm a wartime commander, not an emperor or a warlord in the literal sense.
[20:48] <Solarchos> I will, however, convey your message to the Assembly, as well as bring any ambassadors to the Assembly to begin negotiations.
[20:48] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ Thank you, Governor-Militant. That's more than we ever hoped for.
[20:49] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ I have been authorized to at least begin these negotiations, and I sincerely hope that this will be the beginning of a new era between our peoples.
[20:51] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ Now, what are your plans for the Prikitiki homeworld?
[20:51] <Solarchos> It's simple, Admiral.
[20:52] <Solarchos> The Inquisition met with me, went over all of the data we've received, and we all reached a unanimous conclusion.
[20:52] <Solarchos> EXTERMINATUS.
[20:53] <Cadia AI (battle mode)> >:D~
[20:53] <Cadia AI (battle mode)>
Command me, oh my beloved~!!!!!
[20:55] <Solarchos> The Kirshwasser is carrying a full load of Cyclonic Torpedoes. The objective is to sweep aside all opposition, eliminate ground defenses, and fire a full spread through the shield breech into the planet itself.
[20:55] <Solarchos> And put a PERMANENT end to the Prikitiki threat.
[20:56] <Solarchos> It's clear that the temporal shield was intended as a "humane" way to remove the Prikitiki as a threat, but the shield failed and the builders clearly didn't incorporate a contingency plan.
[20:56] <Solarchos> After all this time, they may no longer exist.
[20:57] <Solarchos> So now it comes down to US to deal with the threat reborn.
[20:57] <Solarchos> And I intend to neutralize that threat to the galaxy BEFORE it has a chance to begin.
[20:58] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ ...
[20:58] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ ...
[20:58] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ The Republic fleet stands ready to assist you. And I agree. The Prikitiki are a threat that MUST be stopped. Here and now.
[20:59] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ Before it can spread, and before anyone else perishes because of them.
[20:59] * Solarchos smiles a bit. "You're not going to try and reason with me for an alternative?"
[21:00] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ I saw the footage of what they did to your people, Governor-Militant.
[21:01] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ And I'm convinced this is one Xenos race you really should SUFFER NOT TO LIVE!
[21:07] <Cadia AI (battle mode)> CONTACTS!
[21:07] * Cadia AI (battle mode) creates a new hololithic display of the Prikitiki homeworld.
[21:09] *** It's surrounded by a dull sphere that almost looks like dull glass, except for one area that looks like a hole the size of Texas with what look like burning, glowing edges.
[21:09] *** Ships are starting to emerge.
[21:13] *** They're sleek, and look like they're designed to be able to travel in atmosphere.
[21:14] <Cadia AI (battle mode)> Durasteel hull. Void shields equivalent to our own. I'm detecting energy signatures indicative of high-energy multi-frequency particle beam weaponry.
[21:14] <Solarchos> So, phasers.
[21:15] <Solarchos> Propulsion?
[21:15] <Cadia AI (battle mode)> Nuclear-enriched pulse-detonation drives. They'll be able to travel quickly.
[21:17] <Cadia AI (battle mode)> Power systems appear to be antimatter based.
[21:17] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ How the HELL were they left with access to THAT level of technology if they'd been imprisoned on their homeworld?
[21:18] <Solarchos> Maybe they were busy recreating a lot of it over the past hundred years?
[21:18] <Cadia AI (battle mode)> More shops emerging through the breach.
[21:19] <Cadia AI (battle mode)> Now numbering over fifty.
[21:19] <Cadia AI (battle mode)> Over a hundred now.
[21:21] <Cadia AI (battle mode)> They're all roughly about two hundred meters in length, classifying them now as "Cayman-class Destroyers"
[21:22] <Cadia AI (battle mode)> Larger ships detected. They have what look like launch bays. I'm classifying them as "Komodo-class cruisers".
[21:23] <Cadia AI (battle mode)> And...
[21:24] <Cadia AI (battle mode)> Governor-sama, I'm picking up a MASSIVE ship launching from the surface! There's too much sensor interference now for me to get an accurate scan of it!
[21:24] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ They're jamming us. This is it. They're making their move!
[21:25] <Solarchos> I concur, Admiral. Ready your fleet and fall in alongside us.
[21:26] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ Understood. Let's fry some Geckos and find out if they taste like chicken!
[21:27] *** The signal pauses. DAMMIT, it channel suddenly became constricted so much that the data transfer has been delayed!!!!
[17:16] * The Cheesykits Projector starts to warm up!
[17:17] *** The signal has been restored! Keep in mind that the footage is now picking up where it left off, meaning you're seeing what happened DURING a battle that's now long concluded.
[17:19] * ~ An ENORMOUS starship begins to emerge out of the hole in the planetary imprisonment shield. It looks like it's partially made out of an asteroid, and given the massive amounts of debris trailing behind it, it may be that the ship *WAS* constructed partly out of the planetary crust!
[17:20] <Cadia AI> Analyzing
[17:20] *** Cadia AI [BestFleetGirl@FedComNet] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[17:20] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa Cadia AI
[17:21] <Cadia AI> New contact appears to be similar to an Ork Rok. Possibly along the lines of a Space-Hulk.
[17:23] <Cadia AI> It almost resembles an attempt to create an O'Neal Cylinder, but they weren't able to get into orbit to make it. I am detecting multiple fusion reactors, FTL warp cores, and engine systems, as well as energy signatures resembling weapon networks and defensive shields.
[17:24] <Cadia AI> Estimated size and mass...50 million tons and approximately 10 kilometers in length and 4 kilometers wide.
[17:25] <Solarchos> Are you getting this, Admiral Bishop?
[17:26] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ We're getting it. That thing is gigantic!
[17:26] <Cadia AI> No, not really.
[17:27] <Cadia AI> It's only ROUGHLY the size of the battleship Aika Sumeragi
[17:28] <Cadia AI> Meaning it's BARELY the same mass and measurements of the Kirshwasser
[17:30] *** The Prikitiki fleet starts to advance forward. HUNDREDS of smaller objects start to launch from them. Fighters have started massive in front of the fleet.
[17:31] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ Governor-Militant, our sensors are picking up atomics from those fighters. Looks like they're carrying anti-ship nukes.
[17:31] * Cadia AI frowns and twitches a little.
[17:32] <Cadia AI> I'm sensing MAJOR signals coming from the Prikitiki fleet concentrating on me and the Kirshwasser. They're scanning the HELL out of us.
[17:32] <Solarchos> They've only dealt with the Republic ships up until now. We're something else entirely.
[17:36] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ That means you're our Ace-in-the-Hole. All Republic vessels, now hear this.
[17:37] * Admiral Bishop is broadcasting on an open channel now.
[17:39] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ For almost fifteen years we've lived in terror of the VanSaar Federation. Some of you, like myself, served in the Interstellar Alliance or at least remember it. We all remember what the VanSaar call the Zealot War.
[17:40] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ We remember the war, but then the VanSaar vanished. For years they were just...gone. Then we heard the rumors of their return and we were afraid.
[17:40] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ What if they sought revenge? What if they broke their word?
[17:41] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ I am now informing you all that those days are over. The Governor-Militant...the Onryo...is HERE. And he has confirmed that he WILL uphold the Treaty of Megalomesembria. There will be no more conflict between us.
[17:42] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ Now we're facing something potentially worse: an enemy that is completely unreasonable and dedicated to making every single race unlike itself burn.
[17:43] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ Now...there will be a battle.
[17:43] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ There will be losses.
[17:44] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ Each and every one of you has trained and prepared for this. But today, I must ask you for more.
[17:45] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ The Prikitiki are clearly prepared to break through our blockade and escape the system. Republic space is only a few light-years away. Our own outer colonies are directly at risk.
[17:46] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ But we're not fighting this battle alone because the VanSaar are here with us! And they're prepared to deal with the Prikitiki as well.
[17:48] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ I'm asking you all to take a leap of faith with me.
[17:49] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ I'm asking you all to join with me in fighting alongside the VanSaar and put a final end to the War.
[17:50] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ Today, we will create a new chapter between the survivors of the Alliance and the VanSaar Federation!
[17:51] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ Together, the Prikitiki will not break through! The line WILL be held!
[17:52] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ We will win because the people back home in the Republic NEED us to!
[17:53] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ Men and women of the Republic fleet, I am proud to stand with you today.
[17:54] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ And I am proud to stand with the VanSaar Fleet as well. Bishop out.
[17:54] <Solarchos> Stirring speech.
[17:54] <Cadia AI> Do you wish to make one of your own?
[17:55] <Solarchos> No time. Give me tactical hololiths, please.
[17:55] *** The Prikitiki fighters are getting closer. Meanwhile, the Republic's ships have begun to spread out.
[17:57] *** The Halbard frigates have moved in closer to the Marathon cruisers. Large panels on the sides of the cruisers have begun sliding open to reveal rows upon rows of missile launchers.
[17:58] * Solarchos commands his own Sword frigates to move closer to the Republic ships to give them additional cover. The Exeter destroyers vector in closer to the Cadia to use her massive size to provide some cover.
[17:58] <Solarchos> Launch our own fighters, Cadia.
[18:02] *** Starfury fighters by the HUNDREDS start to launch from the Kirshwasser, supported by dozens of Wakinyan-class bombers.
[18:03] <Cadia AI> Prikitiki fighters are entering our range.
[18:03] <Solarchos> Wait...
[18:03] <Solarchos> Wait...
[18:03] <Solarchos> FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!
[18:05] *** The VanSaar and Republic ships all begin firing!! Long-range missiles and pulse-cannons start tearing into the approaching Prikitiki fighters, cutting a swath through them!
[18:06] *** VanSaar Starfuries and Republic Saber fighters close the distance and join in the battle, flying through the scattering Prikitiki ships and hammering them.
[18:07] *** The rest of the Prikitiki fleet starts to break up. The smaller destroyers accelerate ahead of the bigger ships in order to close distance.
[18:07] <Solarchos> Cadia...
[18:07] <Solarchos> NOW!!!!!!
[18:08] <Cadia AI> >:D
[18:08] * Cadia AI sways her arms and leans to the side.
[18:08] *** The ship itself responds accordingly since it IS her physical body!
[18:09] *** The Defender of Cadia starts to turn, bringing her broadside to bear on the Prikitiki fleet!
[18:09] <Cadia AI> ♦ BURN!
[18:09] <Cadia AI> ♦ ING!
[18:10] <Cadia AI> ♦ LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!
[18:11] *** The Defender of Cadia unleashes a continuous barrage from over a HUNDRED rapid-fire pulse-cannons from her broadside, followed up with blasts from all of her continuous-beam lance-cannons!
[18:12] *** A Prikitiki cruiser is LITERALLY cut in half lengthwise from the prow THROUGH to the stern!!
[18:13] *** Dozens of destroyers are struck by the pulse-cannon barrage, many of them taking damage or just blowing up outright.
[18:15] *** The Republic ships join in, lining up their MAC Cannons and blasting away at the big Prikitiki ships. Cadia is doing a good job of bringing down their shields, giving the Republic opportunities to hammer them with mass-driver shots!
[18:17] <Cadia AI> Admiral Bishop's ship has taken damage. Some of the Prikitiki ships have gotten past our fighter screens.
[18:18] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ Our sensors didn't pick them up. Some of their fighters must have some kind of advanced jamming tech.
[18:18] <Solarchos> Are WE picking them up?
[18:18] * Cadia AI closes her eyes for a second.
[18:19] <Cadia AI> Yes. I've confirmed with the rest of our fleet. Our Exeters are detecting them more readily due to the R-50 auspex systems they have.
[18:21] <Solarchos> Redeploy the Exeters. Spread them out to establish an expanded sensor net. Have them assist the Republic ships and provide cover
[18:23] *** The sleek, wedge-like Exeter destroyers pull away from the Cadia and move within the Republic ships, launching their own fighters to attack the Prikitiki and blasting away with their own point-defense cannons.
[18:24] <Solarchos> Admiral, what's your status?
[18:25] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ We're holding the line. The Prikitiki are concentrating most of their fire on your ships, especially the Kirshwasser and the Cadia.
[18:25] <Cadia AI> Of course! They FEAR the greatness I represent!
[18:26] * Solarchos looks at the strategum display, frowning.
[18:28] * Solarchos notices that two of the Sword frigates are now reporting minor internal damage. Kirshwasser is taking hits from extreme-range phaser blasts but her shields are holding for now.
[18:29] <Solarchos> Cadia, what's happening with the Republic ships?
[18:31] <Cadia AI> One Marathon cruiser has taken heavy damage. One Halberd is reporting fires on several decks. Three frigates have been disabled and are attempting to pull back.
[18:32] <Solarchos> Interpose yourself between the Republic ships and the Prikitiki. Signal the damaged ships to use us as a shield if they can.
[18:33] * Cadia AI winces as the ship rocks heavily.
[18:34] <Cadia AI> Multiple nuclear torpedo detonations. They were only proximety detonations, nothing against the hull.
[18:34] <Cadia AI> I'm sensing minor hull damage.
[18:35] * Cadia AI 's outfit changes as she speaks. Several tears and scorches appear in her clothes, and the skin on her arm now looks scorched and raw.
[18:38] <Cadia AI> Wait...what...?
[18:39] * Cadia AI is staring at something beyond the hull.
[18:40] *** Smething is happening with Prikitiki Planetoid-ship. Its prow has folded open to reveal the aperture of some kind of energy array, and multiple nacelles have started to unfold from around it. They look like mega-scale radiator fins.
[18:42] *** Something at the bottom of the aperture starts to glow, quickly getting brighter as more and more energy is generated and concentrated. From the radiator nacelles a strange shimmer starts to be created that condenses around the prow of the ship.
[18:43] <Cadia AI> ENERGY SPIKE FROM THE PRIKITIKI FLAGSHIP!!!
[18:44] *** The Prikitiki Flagship rocks as a GIGANTIC energy blast erupts from that prow aperture like Krakatoa exploding, with the "shimmer" concentrating the blast into a single, narrow direction: STRAIGHT TOWARDS THE ENEMY!!!!!
[18:47] *** The Kirshwasser is struck in her middle section, blowing out an ENTIRE launch bay module. Keep in mind that on Space Marine battle-barges a launch bay is literally 2000 meters wide and 500 meters deep into the ship. Yes...an entire TWO KILOMETER section of the ship was pulverized in ONE SHOT!
[18:48] <Solarchos> WHAT THE HELL?!?!???!
[18:52] <Cadia AI> MACROBEAMER!!!
[18:52] <Cadia AI> [i]Kirshwasser[i] took a glancing hit. The blast's energy was mostly dissipated after it struck a Republic cruiser.
[18:53] <Solarchos> Status of that cruiser!!
[18:53] <Cadia AI> ...completely annihilated. Survivors: unlikely.
[18:54] <Solarchos> Concentrate fire on that flagship! Take it down before it can recharge for a second shot!
[18:54] *** I HATE TO DO THIS, BUT I HAVE TO PAUSE HERE FOR NOW. SOMETHING CAME UP ON MY END.
[17:03] * The Cheesykits Projector starts to warm up
[17:04] *** You see the Kirshwasser rolling slightly from the force of the shot she took. She's going to need SIGNIFICANT repairs after this!
[17:12] <Solarchos> ALL SHIPS! Close the distance! Engage that flagship at point-blank range and disable it before it recharges for a second shot!
[17:12] <Solarchos> Protect the Kirshwasser! If we lose her we can't initiate the Exterminatus!
[17:14] *** The Defender of Cadia rams STRAIGHT into a damaged Prikitiki ship, causing the much-smaller ship to splatter across her reinforced prow like a particularly large beetle pancaking on your windshield.
[17:18] *** Meanwhile, the fighters from both sides have begun to engage in a MASSIVE fighter-vs-fighter battle, with the VanSaar/Republic fighters forming new cooperative tactics on the fly as they struggle against the Prikitiki. It's clear that all sides are evenly matched.
[17:19] *** The Prikitiki fighters are essentially small gunboats by Prikitiki size standards, with a focus on strong shields and several phaser guns.
[17:23] <Prikitiki fighters>
[17:25] *** The VanSaar Starfuries are optimized for space combat, designed for maximum maneuverability in the void. They're as swift and agile as ever.
[17:27] *** The Republic fighters are the same Sabres originally used by the Alliance. Designed to operate in both atmospheres and the void, their agility is average at best. What they lack in maneuverability they make up for with multiple layers of armor and redundant systems. Against the Starfuries, it was balanced.
[17:29] *** Against the Prikitiki, the Republic and VS pilots have quickly bonded, with mixed groups piling onto the Prikitiki ships and double-teaming them. Concentrating on one draws concentrated fire from the other!
[17:30] <Solarchos> Cadia, transmit the signal. NOW!
[17:31] *** Suddenly THOUSANDS of new signals appear, disengaging from the surface of the planetary shield and SWARMING towards the Prikitiki ships from behind!
[17:33] *** The new contacts? OH S[BLEEP]T!! NIGHTGAUNTS!!!!
[17:34] * Cadia AI cackles wickedly as she watches the xenos ships begin to get absolutely SWARMED.
[17:35] *** The incoming fire from the Prikitiki ships starts to taper off. They're concentrating all available fire on the Nightgaunts now!
[17:36] *** Prikitiki fighters start taking fire from the Nightgaunts as well. The number of Nightgaunts?!
[17:36] *** IT'S OVER 9000~!!!!!!!!!!!!
[17:40] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ Governor-Militant, are the Tanar'ri really here with us?
[17:41] <Solarchos> Yes they are. Feel free to say hello to them.
[17:42] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ I'll save it until after this battle is won. Are your bombers close enough to launch torpedo attacks on that flagship yet?
[17:45] <Solarchos> They're having a hard time getting through those Gecko fighters. I don't suppose you have a surprise or two up your sleeve?
[17:45] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ As a matter of fact...
[17:45] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ Squadron 401...GO!
[17:46] <Admiral Bishop> ^501
[17:47] *** In a different part of the battlespace a group of new signals appear in a section of it far to the side of the Prikitiki flagship. A squadron of Republic fighters had been laying in wait, cloaked, the entire time.
[17:49] * ~ The 501st Joint Fighter Wing has joined the fight!
[17:51] <Cadia AI> I'm picking up traces of magical energy coming from them. They have Arcaneotech!!
[17:52] <Solarchos> Not entirely surprised the Republic has it now. We developed it first and the Alliance never could figure out how to use it for themselves. The Republic must have finally had a breakthrough on their own.
[17:56] *** The 501st's fighters are unique, an entirely new Republic design created around a fusion of magic and technology and the craft's pilots, ALL of whom are mages!
[17:59] <~> ♦ Attention VanSaar forces, this is Commander Mio of the 501st Joint Fighter Wing. We are on your side and requesting permission to join you in battle.
[18:02] *** There must be upwards of sixty of them. IFF transponders have designated the fighters' design name as "Hexen".
[18:03] <~> ♦ All girls, set Dash termination point to these coordinates. Synchronize Dash Clocks and get ready.
[18:04] <~> ♦ Ready. Steady. GO!!!
[18:06] *** All of the Hexen fighters are engulfed in a glowing energy field and suddenly jump forward, accelerating to 1% of the speed of light instantaneously. They all travel for a moment, then drop back to their original speed just as instantaneously. Now they're just a short distance away from the bombers.
[18:07] <~> ♦ Wakinyan bombers, this is the 501st requesting permission to fall into with you and provide escort.
[18:08] * ~ Wakinyan Flight to 501st. We are happy to have you with us. Keep those Gecko fighters off of us.
[18:11] *** The Hexens accelerate to engage. Some of them become engulfed in another magical energy field and fly as if they're operating in an atmosphere. Others don't and pilot like true deep space combat craft. What's more, they activate those fields at will, as needed for optimal combat maneuvering as they blast away at the Prikitiki with rapid-firing gatling blasters.
[18:11] <Cadia AI> :O
[18:13] <Cadia AI> Amazing...they're making high-G maneuvers that should be impossible for an Organic to engage in without suffering severe physical injuries.
[18:13] <Solarchos> I'm guessing they must have some kind of inertial nullification technology, too
[18:14] <Solarchos> Otherwise they'd have all been liquified by now.
[18:14] <Solarchos> Status of the flagship?
[18:15] <Cadia AI> Power levels building. Their macrobeamer is not ready to fire yet.
[18:15] <Cadia AI> I'd give it 60 seconds
[18:16] <Solarchos> All ahead full, Cadia. Continuous fire on their flagship. I want ALL of their attention on us!
[18:17] <Solarchos> I want the Exeters and Swords to follow us in at a slight range. Have them cover our flanks and make sure those Gecko ship don't try to take shots at our engines.
[18:18] <Cadia AI> They've been trying to do that, too! They've been trying to hit me in my aft! THE NERVE OF THOSE PERVY XENO-GECKOS!!! Don't they know my rear is off-limits to the likes of them?!?!?!
[18:21] *** Meanwhile, the Hexens are falling in seemlessly with the other VanSaar and Republic fighters, cutting a swath through the Prikitiki.
[18:23] <~> ♦ Amaki, Masuzu...I'm letting that Gecko fighter slide into your firing arcs. Take it down!
[18:24] <~> ♦ Shibuya here! I've got a Gecko lining up for a shot at me! I'm covering one of the bombers, I can't break!
[18:25] <~> ♦ Miyafuji here, I've got you covered!
[18:26] *** Parts of the 501st are now close enough to the Prikitiki flagship to begin firing on it, but the shields are too strong to penetrate.
[18:26] <~> ♦ Those shields are way too strong for us to blast through.
[18:26] <~> ♦ Mio here...I have an idea! >:D
[18:27] *** A Prikitiki destroyer is approaching the flagship at maximum acceleration, attempting to get in alongside to protect it.
[18:28] <~> ♦ Target that destroyer and follow my lead!
[18:30] *** Two dozen Hexens and Starfuries vector towards the approaching destroyer. Opening fire with a continuous barrage of fire, the Gecko's shields are brought down.
[18:31] *** The pilots of the Hexens somehow scan the Prikitiki ship and identify several critical areas of it. Then they open fire constantly at various points on it.
[18:32] *** One by one, vital maneuvering thrusters, the braking engines, and the main drives of the ship are blown to shreds.
[18:32] <~> ♦ Mio to all fighters, break off and get clear!
[18:32] *** The fighters scatter from the destroyer, leaving it to...
[18:32] *** OH SNAP!!!
[18:33] *** That Prikitiki destroyer is on a direct collision course with the flagship!!! And with all of its maneuvering and breaking thrusters ruined IT HAS NO WAY TO TURN OR SLOW DOWN!!!!!
[18:35] * ~ An AI-generated image appears of Cheesykits' graphic artists' renditioning of the Prikitiki crew of that destroyer utterly freaking out as they speed towards the flagship like a gigantic bullet!
[18:36] * ~ It shows little Geico Geckos in Star Trek Klingon uniforms screaming and panicking as they realize they can't stop their ship from going Kamikaze!!!
[18:39] *** The destroyer PLOWS into the flagship, crashing through the shields and blowing an impressive crater into the ship's outer hull. A large section of energy field surrounding the Flagship suddenly glows bright orange, then seems to crumble away to nothing.
[18:39] <Cadia AI> SHIELDS DOWN ON THE FLAGSHIP'S STARBOARD ARC!!!
[18:40] <~> ♦ 501st to VanSaar bombers. Let us take the first salvo on that thing.
[18:41] * ~ All yours, 501st. All fighters, take out that Flagship's close-in cannons.
[18:42] *** Starfuries and Nightgaunts dive towards the exposed side of the Flagship, streaking over the hull by just a few dozen meters in some areas and batheing the turreted point-defense cannons in destructive energy and gauss cannon shots.
[18:44] *** Meanwhile, the Hexens assemble in formation and line up for for what looks like a torpedo run. Compartments in their undersides open and torpedoes are lowered from internal hardpoints.
[18:44] <~> ♦ Sunder torpedoes locked on! FIRING!
[18:45] *** Over a hundred missiles are fired. All of them streak forward, closing in on the Prikitiki flagship inexorably.
[18:45] *** The missiles close in...then shimmer and vanish?
[18:46] *** A moment later they reappear INSIDE THE FLAGSHIP!! UNDERNEATH THE OUTER HULL ARMOR!!!!!
[18:47] *** The subsequent detonations are nothing short of cataclysmic as all one hundred missiles explode underneath the armor! The blasts are all contained inside the ship and concentrated as a result.
[18:49] *** A HUGE section of the Flagship is blown out, with massive parts of outer hull beginning to peel away like the skin of a partially-rotten orange. Billowing clouds of escaping atmosphere erupt into space, and the entire damaged section of the Flagship is now glowing orange from enormous internal fires.
[18:50] * Admiral Bishop gets on, and there's loud cheering going on behind him.
[18:50] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ Direct hit! Good job, 501st!
[18:51] <~> ♦ 501st to VanSaar! We've hit 'em hard for you! Give 'em the killing blow!!
[18:53] *** The Wakinyan bombers open fire! Another salvo of several hundred melta-torpedoes streak towards the stricken Flagship, all of them aimed at the enormous hull breaches that have gutted the ship.
[18:54] <Cadia AI> :D
[18:54] <Cadia AI> :D
[18:55] <Solarchos> All VanSaar and Republic ships! Target the prow of the Prikitiki Flagship! Take out that Macrobeamer!
[18:56] <Solarchos> Fire on my command!
[18:57] *** The second wave of torpedoes close in on the damaged Flagship and impact all throughout the sundered hull sections, plowing deep into the ravaged structure and detonating even farther inside the ship.
[19:01] * ~ The Prikitiki flagship is knocked sideways slightly by the force of the internal detonations. Enormous chucks of internal structure are blown free of the ship, and ALL of the shields protecting the ship immediately begin to collapse.
[19:02] <Solarchos> NOW! FIRE! TAKE THAT ABOMINATION DOWN!
[19:02] *** All of the Republic and VanSaar ships pause for a moment, then start firing as if on cue.
[19:04] *** Shot after shot after shot slam into the prow of the Flagship while the remaining Nightgaunts, thousands of them, swarm towards the disabled Flagship from all directions and start to scour the hull with weapons fire.
[19:06] *** Then something REALLY volatile deep inside the Flagship sparks and shudders. OH DAMN! IT'S THE ROW UPON ROW OF ANTIMATTER REACTORS LINKED TO THE MACROBEAMER'S CAPACITORS!!!
[19:07] *** AnTiMaTtEr CoNtAiNmEnT fAiLuRe ImMiNeNt~!
[19:07] *** ....
[19:08] * The Prikitiki Flagship 's interior suddenly glows bright white for a fraction of a second, then the ENTIRE thing detonates like the Mother of All M-80s!!!!!! The ENTIRE ship explodes like the Death Star in the original Star Wars movie!!!!
[19:12] *** The remaining Prikitiki ships start accelerating away from the planet, trying to escape, but are set upon by swarms of Nightgaunts and other fast craft. The Prikitiki fighters have all been destroyed at this point.
[19:13] <Solarchos> Cadia, what's the status of the fleet?
[19:14] <Cadia AI> Kirshwasser is damaged but operational. Her damage-control teams are reporting that they have the internal fires under control.
[19:14] <Cadia AI> I've sustained damage as well, but I'm still 85% combat-effective.
[19:14] <Cadia AI> All other VanSaar ships are reporting much of the same: slight-to-moderate damage.
[19:15] <Cadia AI> Our fighters have taken upwards of 40% losses.
[19:15] <Solarchos> And the Republic?
[19:16] <Cadia AI> One cruiser completely lost. Four frigates and one light cruiser are disabled.
[19:17] <Cadia AI> The rest of their ships have sustained mild-to-moderate damage. I'm calculating their overall fighter losses at 30%.
[19:17] <Solarchos> And their 501st Joint Fighter Wing?
[19:17] <Cadia AI> ....................
[19:17] <Cadia AI> No losses. They are 100% combat effective.
[19:18] <Solarchos> Impressive. Most impressive
[19:19] <Solarchos> Begin search and rescue operations. Assist the Republic ships as well.
[19:19] <Solarchos> And signal the Kirshwasser to move into position over that planetary shield breach immediately. I don't want to give the Prikitiki any chance to recover.
[19:20] <Solarchos> Admiral Bishop, are you still there?
[19:20] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ I'm right here. We got hammered something fierce but we're still in this fight.
[19:20] <Solarchos> Your people did well, Admiral. Please give them my regards.
[19:22] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ And your people are as fierce as ever. I'm glad that we were fighting together again. I've missed this.
[19:22] <Solarchos> Did you fight with the Federation before, during the War?
[19:24] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ Indeed I was. At the Final Battle of the Ravager I was a Captain onboard the Invincible. And I participated in the boarding action on the Ravager.
[19:25] <Admiral Bishop> ♦ It was an honor to fight side-by-side with the VanSaar.
[19:26] <Cadia AI> Governor-Militant, signal from the Kirshwasser.
[19:26] <Cadia AI> They are over the shield breach and have prepared targeting solutions. They're ready for your word.
[19:27] * Solarchos sighs and steps towards the master control podium.
[19:28] <Solarchos> Cadia, give me an open comm channel. Broadcast to any and every ship in range. And down towards the planet as well.
[19:29] *** An open radio channel is established and is now broadcasting on ALL frequencies.
[19:29] <Solarchos> We have arrived, and it is now that I perform my charge.
[19:29] <Solarchos> In fealty to the God-Emperor, our undying Lord, and by the grace of the Golden Throne.
[19:30] <Solarchos> I declare Exterminatus upon the xenos world of Gish.
[19:30] <Solarchos> I now sign the death-warrant of an entire world, and consign everything living thing upon it to oblivion.
[19:32] <Solarchos> Let Imperial Justice account in all balance.
[19:32] <Solarchos> The Emperor Protects.
[19:35] * Solarchos pushes the button that gives the command. Exterminatus!!!! Only HE is allowed to make the final decision...because he wants to be the ONLY one BLAMED for giving the command.
[19:36] <Solarchos> The Prikitiki were given every chance in the distant past. Even after being imprisoned on their homeworld they still embraced insane levels of xenophobia.
[19:37] <Solarchos> Nothing with them changed. The previous galactic civilization chose to be merciful and imprisoned them.
[19:38] <Solarchos> But now they've broken free and pose a new threat to the galaxy. I will NOT give them another chance to ignite another galactic conflagration.
[19:39] *** Meanwhile, the Kirshwasser has begin opening fire on the surface of Gish with her bombardment cannons, ravaging hundreds of square-miles of the surface with each salvo.
[19:40] <Solarchos> As Governor-Militant of the Federation, I will NOT subject other civilizations to their threat.
[19:40] <Solarchos> And so, I'm ending the Prikitiki threat for good.
[19:41] <Solarchos> IN EXTERMINATUS EXTREMIS. DOMINÆ SALVE NOX!!!!
[19:43] *** The Kirshwasser fires a salvo of GIGANTIC missiles towards the surface of the planet. Each missile is armed with GIGATON-YIELD warheads, and they're all targeting holes blown into thin-points in the planetary crust, or major fault-lines, or other obvious targets for mass-destruction.
[19:43] *** The missiles strike. Some detonate deep within Gish's mantle, sending out unimaginably powerful compression waves through the magma.
[19:45] *** Others shatter continental plates, causing thousand-mile-wide sections of the surface to shatter apart. Megavolcanoes by the dozen begin to erupt almost immediately all over the world.
[19:48] *** The worldwide destruction is actually AMPLIFIED by the planetary shields as the blast-waves bounce off of it and wind up being concentrated!!!!!
[19:48] <>
Dark Angel of Death indeed!
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[19:50] <Cadia AI> >__>
[19:51] <Cadia AI> <___<
[19:51] <Cadia AI> Who said that?
[19:57] *** SIGNAL ENDS.
[03:12] *** Yesterday Morning:
[03:13] * Karami [outside the Atrium] finally wakes up after 2 days
[03:13] * Karami has moved to: [ Room 1009 ]
[03:15] <Karami> [Room 1009] *yawn* Oh? It is already Sunday?
[03:16] <Karami> [Room 1009] You keep on your feet for 48 hours, no wonder you sleep for 48 hours.
[03:17] *** Message form Ami:
[03:19] <Karami> [Room 1009] “ Good Morning, Sleepyhead. 😊I'm waiting for you in the Atrium for our Weekend walk. - Your Auntie.”
[03:22] * Karami [Room 1009] turns onto her belly, face resting on her hands and speaks to her Domestikit:
[03:22] <Karami> [Room 1009] Did we enjoy ourselves well?
[03:23] *** Having fun, allright, yuppa! :-3
[03:24] <Karami> [Room 1009] That's good to hear, I'll give you breakfast in a Minute.
[03:25] <Karami> [Room 1009] [...]💦[...]
[03:25] <Karami> [Room 1009] Wait, did you just talk? I must still be dreaming!
[03:27] *** No be dream, yo be hearing right! :-3
[04:02] * Karami [Room 1009] has put an XXL portion of food out.
[04:04] <Karami> [Room 1009] There you go. Sorry for missing the other day, I was just so tired!
[04:06] *** Thanks, but A-Aunt be giving something yesterday, so okies! :-3
[04:10] <Karami> [Room 1009] *stomach growl* Good cue! I need something to eat, too! And also a shower, and I msut take a leak!
[04:11] * Karami [Room 1009] goes to the bathroom
[04:25] * Karami [Room 1009] comes back, wearing a bathrobe and slippers
[04:26] <Karami> [Room 1009] Pheew, that was good. Let's see what I can wear today. It's not winter anymore, but also still a bit fresh in the Morning...
[04:33] *** After a while, she's able to put together a set of clothing acceptable for the weather.
[04:35] <Karami> [Room 1009] Now let's see if the guys at the restaurant are stocked up good enough again.
[04:36] *** Akitsu-chan onto one shoulder, and
[04:36] * Karami has moved to: [ Chiyoko's ]
[04:38] <Karami> [Chiyoko's] Good Morning, folks! I know it's been a while. Today, I'd like to have a classic English Breakfast if that' possible. With everything that belongs to one. Thank you!
[05:11] *** Let's pretend she got served as ordered and prepares for meeting Ami:
[05:11] * Karami has moved to: [ the Atrium ]
[05:12] <Karami> [the Atrium] Huhu! I'm here!
[05:12] * Merc_Nezu has moved to: [ the Atrium ]
[05:12] <Merc_Nezu> [the Atrium] Can we start now?
[05:13] <Karami> [the Atrium] In a moment.
[05:13] * Karami [the Atrium] presents the Domestikit
[05:14] <Karami> [the Atrium] Did you hear? He can talk now!
[05:18] <Merc_Nezu> [the Atrium] Uh-huh, he already told me. Shouldn't come off to you as a miracle if you're used to being around talking cats for many years. Well, then let's go!
[05:19] *** Yuppa! :-3
[07:10] <> (( test ))
[06:31] *** Continuation from yesterday (ss2)
[06:43] *** Ami gifts Robbie a book about Microcosmology, Usagi has two ugly cute plush animals (Is that a hippo?), Minako comes with a Romance Manga, etc. (The prtesents were supposed to be more modest than last year's)
[06:44] * Queen Bonnie has moved to: [ Chiyoko's ]
[06:44] <Queen Bonnie> [Chiyoko's] Allright then, time for cake! *claps hands*
[06:47] *** Under big rejoicing, Makoto starts to cut the Birthday cake. The kids meanwhile present something they made together with their entire Kidergarten group..
[06:59] *** The cake looks really delcious. Once more, Makoto outdid herself.
[06:59] <Queen Bonnie> [Chiyoko's]
[07:00] <Queen Bonnie> [Chiyoko's] The best thing is yet to come. Open this!
[07:03] *** She passes her hubby an envelope which containes coupons for a romantic Wellness Weekend for couples (at a private place-facility where clothes are forbidden). She gives him another smoochie.
[07:04] <Queen Bonnie> [Chiyoko's] Congratz, my Love. ❤️
[07:04] *** Applause arises, and Usagi giggles
[07:06] * Sarqui has moved to: [ Chiyoko's ]
[07:08] <Sarqui> [Chiyoko's] They really earned themselves that vacation after last week's shenanigans. I mean, those kind of guests... Things the world doesn't need!
[07:09] * Merc_Nezu has moved to: [ Chiyoko's ]
[07:10] <Merc_Nezu> [Chiyoko's] Hark, hark! 🤭
[07:14] * Rob A. has moved to: [ Chiyoko's ]
[07:17] <Rob A.> [Chiyoko's] Thanks everyone, this was nice. You know it's always kinda hard for me as this day is also a negative anniversary with what happened exactly ten years ago now. 😌
[07:20] <Rob A.> [Chiyoko's] I'll never forget that inferno which almost ate me up alive. The heat, the pain, the sheer agony... But I don't want to ruin the party mood for you guys, so bottoms up and focus on now and the Future.
[07:21] * Queen Bonnie [Chiyoko's] caresses her hubby
[07:23] <Queen Bonnie> [Chiyoko's] Let's change topic. Time for eveybody's favourite part: Our beloved lethal Karaoke Lottery!
[07:23] *** Yaaaay!
[07:24] *** To be continued
[07:24] * Queen Bonnie is away: Oiling her cords
[07:25] * Rob A. is away: Preparing for the worst :-D
[07:25] * Sarqui is away: Motivating herself as everything is a battle for her!
[07:26] * Merc_Nezu is away: Blushing but enthusiastic
[07:27] * Karami is away: Hoping not to blame herself again
[07:30] <Karami> (( I meant *embarass herself' ))
[06:06] *** Continuation from Monday: The lottery starts, and first one's turn today is the Birthday child himself. He has to perform the 'Be As Onoe' Ending from Faity Tail!
[06:07] * Rob A. [Chiyoko's] clears throat
[06:07] <Rob A.> [Chiyoko's] ♫ Woah, Woah, Woah... ♫
[06:08] <Rob A.> [Chiyoko's] ♫ Donna toki demo omotteiru yo aenai hi mo Everytime I Feel Ah attaka na tenohira kurumareta Heart&Soul Hanarezu ni koko ni aru Nanigenai yasashisa ni meguriau tabi subete wo dakishimetaku naru yo ♫
[06:09] <Rob A.> [Chiyoko's] ♫ I Will -Be As One- kimi wo mamoritai Stay With Me suki da yo Yes You itoshii hito Afuredasu omoi kakusazu tsutaeru kara Tatta ichido deatta kiseki sa Hos[BLEEP]tachi ga musubi kagayaku you ni amatsubu yagate umi ni sosogu yo ni Futari kasaneaou Love kimi ga subete ♫
[06:10] <Rob A.> [Chiyoko's] ♫ Honno sukoshi no surechigai sae Never Cry kitto uchiakete Ah kimi ga daita yume ya yomikake no hon no tsuzuki koko e kite kikasete Say Mada shiranu otagai wo atsumeru tabi ni tsuyoku naru kizuna ga aru kara ♫
[06:12] <Rob A.> (( stupid swear filter taht doesn't know the difference between english fecal words and Japanese Lyrics 💩 ))
[06:13] <Rob A.> [Chiyoko's] ♫ Ima -Be As One- shinjite mitai Zutto kienai ai ga aru koto Nagareru jikan ni futari wo kizamiaou Kuyamanai kono unmei wo Te to te awase kanjiau nukumori mitsumeau tabi umareru yasuragi Sore ga eien Only Shine kizuita kara ♫
[06:14] <Rob A.> [Chiyoko's] ♫ Haru to natsu to aki fuyu to ikutsu mono egao wo chiribame Sekai de hitotsu no monogatari katarou itsuka ♫
[06:14] <Rob A.> [Chiyoko's] ♫ I will -Be As One- kimi wo mamoritai Stay With Me AIS[BLEEP]TERU... Afuredasu omoi kakusazu tsutaeru kara Ah... Wow... Ima -Be As One- shinjite mitai Zutto kienai ai ga aru koto Nagareru jikan ni futari wo kizamiaou Kuyamanai kono unmei wo Te to te awase kanjiau nukumori mitsumeau tabi umareru yasuragi Sore ga eien Only Shine kizuita kara ♫
[06:15] *** Applause
[06:18] *** Bonnie comes next!
[06:19] <Queen Bonnie> [Chiyoko's] Oh, that's a good one! *Starts clapping* Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
[06:20] <Queen Bonnie> [Chiyoko's] ♫ Moskau... Fremd und geheimnisvoll... Türme aus rotem Gold... Kalt wie das Eis! ♫
[06:21] <Queen Bonnie> [Chiyoko's] ♫ Moskau... Doch wer dich wirklich kennt, der weiß, ein Feuer brennt in dir so heiß! ♫
[06:22] <Queen Bonnie> [Chiyoko's] ♫ Kosaken, hey, hey, hey, leert die Gläser, (hey, hey) Natascha-ha-ha-ha, du bist schön, (ha, ha) Towarischtsch, hey, hey, hey, auf das Leben, (hey, hey) Auf dein Wohl, Bruder, he, Bruder, ho (hey, hey, hey, hey) ♫
[06:22] *** clap clap clap clap
[06:23] <Queen Bonnie> [Chiyoko's] ♫ Moskau, Moskau, wirf die Gläser an die Wand, Russland ist ein schönes Land, Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho, hey! Moskau, Moskau, Deine Seele ist so groß, Nachts, da ist der Teufel los, Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, hey ♫
[06:24] <Queen Bonnie> [Chiyoko's] ♫ Moskau, Moskau, Liebe schmeckt wie Kaviar, Mädchen sind zum Küssen da, Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho, hey! ♫
[06:25] *** Big Applause
[06:29] <Queen Bonnie> [Chiyoko's] Pheew! Now I need a drink!
[06:29] * Queen Bonnie [Chiyoko's] takes a big sip
[06:33] *** Next in line is Sarqui, supposed to do a duet with her daughter:
[06:34] <Sarqui> [Chiyoko's] ♫ Tachi mukau saki ni kawaita kaze Hageshiku fuki aretemo Jumon no hitotsu mo tonaetanara Watashi no PEESU ni naru ♫
[06:34] <Karami> [the Atrium] ♫ Dare mo ga urayamu kono PAWAA to Bibou ga yurusanai wa Donna aite demo hirumanai de MANTO o nabikaseru no ♫
[06:35] <Sarqui> [Chiyoko's] ♫ Are mo s[BLEEP]tai, kore mo s[BLEEP]tai Onna no ko ni mietatte Yudan s[BLEEP]tara jigoku iki yo Jama wa sasenaikara ♫
[06:36] <Sarqui> [Chiyoko's] ♫ (Both)Far away omou mama wa ga mama ni Tabi o tsuzukete yukitai Tsurai hibi mo egao de PIRIODO yo ♫
[06:37] <Karami> [the Atrium] ♫ (both) Far away ikutsu mo no maryoku daite Kyou o koete yukitai no Yume ni mukai aruki tsuzukete yuku Kagirinai hodo Get along, Try again! ♫
[06:38] *** Yaaaaaaay!
[06:41] *** Ami comes next, getting a classic song by Johnny Cash:
[06:43] <Merc_Nezu> [Chiyoko's] ♫ Ten years ago on a cold dark night Someone was killed 'neath the town hall lights There were few at the scene But they all agreed that the slayer who ran looked a lot like me. ♫
[06:44] <Merc_Nezu> [Chiyoko's] ♫ Now, she walks these hills in a long black veil She visits my grave when the night winds wail Nobody knows, nobody sees Nobody knows, but me ♫
[06:45] <Merc_Nezu> [Chiyoko's] ♫ The scaffold was high, eternity's near She stood in the crowd, and shed not a tear But sometimes at night, when the cold wind moans In a long black veil, she cries over my bones Now, she walks these hills in a long black veil She visits my grave when the night winds wail Nobody knows, nobody sees Nobody knows, but me ♫
[06:46] <Merc_Nezu> [Chiyoko's] ♫ The Judge said, "Son, what is your alibi? If you were somewhere else, then you won't have to die" I spoke not a word, though it meant my life I'd been in the arms of my best friend's wife Now, she walks these hills in a long black veil She visits my grave when the night winds wail Nobody knows, nobody sees Nobody knows, but me Nobody knows, nobody sees Nobody knows, but me... ♫
[06:46] * Merc_Nezu [Chiyoko's] bows
[06:47] *** Then the remaining guests each get their turn
[07:00] * Rob A. [Chiyoko's] takes the floor
[07:01] <Rob A.> [Chiyoko's] Allright Ladies, thank you all for coming. Y'know, it's always a bit hard for me.
[07:02] <Queen Bonnie> [Chiyoko's] And don't forget, it's only four more days until the next party!
[07:02] <Rob A.> [Chiyoko's] *sighs* Thanks for reminding me. 🙄
[07:03] *** Beat
[07:03] * Rob A. is away
[07:03] * Queen Bonnie is away
[07:04] * Merc_Nezu is away
[07:04] * Karami is away
[07:04] * Sarqui is away
[10:25] *** Continuation from Friday (This is still Rei-chan's Birthday, not Rob's!)
[10:28] * Queen Bonnie has moved to: [ Street Café ]
[10:34] *** Minako gave Rei a cute hairpin that resembles something of a little flame... matching her fire-based powers & temper
[10:35] *** Just in that moment, heaven starts getting cloudy and the first raindrops come pouring down.
[10:37] <Queen Bonnie> [Street Café] Schei... I suggest we relocate the remainder of the party inside!
[10:38] * Queen Bonnie has moved to: [ Street Café (inside) ]
[10:39] * Rob A. has moved to: [ Street Café (inside) ]
[10:40] * Merc_Nezu has moved to: [ Street Café (inside) ]
[10:42] * Karami has moved to: [ Street Café (inside) ]
[10:43] <Karami> [Street Café (inside)] Pooh. Sorry for the delay.
[10:44] * Karami [Street Café (inside)] puts her umbrella in the provided bucket
[10:48] * Sarqui has moved to: [ Street Café (inside) ]
[10:49] <Sarqui> [Street Café (inside)] You know what they say in some places? 'If it rains like this, somebody didn't finish their meal'.
[10:51] *** More presents are passed over and everybody enjoys their cake & beverages (house-internal today, Mako can't come along with her own cakes, can she? 😉
[10:57] *** Rei herself can't wait until she can shine in today's Karaoke!
[11:14] *** To be continued
[11:14] <Sarqui> (( See you tomorrow if possible 🩵 ))
[11:15] * Sarqui is away
[11:15] * Merc_Nezu is away
[11:16] * Karami is away
[11:16] * Rob A. is away
[11:16] * Queen Bonnie is away
[01:55] *** Conclusion (?) from Friday
[01:57] *** The Lottery result: Ami-chan is first to sing, and her song is: Only A Memory Away from her DiC Dub counterpart!
[01:58] * Merc_Nezu has moved to: [ Street Café (inside) ]
[01:58] * Merc_Nezu [Street Café (inside)] clears her throat
[02:05] <Merc_Nezu> [Street Café (inside)] ♫ I hear the voice of my destiny call/ And I know I must go find my way/ The hardest part will be leaving you all/ And I'll miss you much more than words can say/ I'll be only a memory away/ If you need me, you can call me any time of day/ And I'll be there, It's ok/ Only a memory away /My intuition says something is wrong/ My friends said they'd come and say good-bye/ I can't go until I know what's going on/ I fear there is danger somewhere near by/I'll be only a memory away If you need me, you can call me any time of day/ And I'll be there, It's ok/ Only a memory away/ We've been together fhrough good times and bad/ You've always been there for me/ I'll always treasure the best friends I have... Eternally/ I'll be only a memory away If you need me You can call me any time of day And I'll be there, It's ok Only a memory away! ♫
[02:06] *** Applause
[02:21] *** Rei is next and has to perform the Opening Theme Song from 'Phantom Quest Corp.'!
[02:30] *** The remaining Senshi girls follow in shoert succession
[03:01] *** After a BIG Applause for Rei, of course. Me on Monday Morning 💩
[03:22] <Merc_Nezu> [Street Café (inside)] A wife & husband duet comes next
[03:26] * Queen Bonnie has moved to: [ Street Café (inside] ]
[03:26] * Rob A. has moved to: [ Street Café (inside) ]
[03:27] <Rob A.> [Street Café (inside)] ♫ Through early morning fog I see visions of the things to be ♫
[03:28] <Queen Bonnie> [Street Café (inside]] ♫ The pains that are withheld for me I realize and I can see... ♫
[03:29] <Queen Bonnie> [Street Café (inside]] ♫ (both) That suicide is painless It brings on many changes and I can take or leave it if I please. ♫
[03:30] <Rob A.> [Street Café (inside)] ♫ I try to find a way to make all our little joys relate ♫
[03:31] <Queen Bonnie> [Street Café (inside]] ♫ Without that ever-present hate but now I know that it's too late, and... ♫
[03:32] <Rob A.> [Street Café (inside)] ♫ (both) Suicide is painless It brings on many changes and I can take or leave it if I please. ♫
[03:34] *** Sarqui & her daughter had to excuse themselves here and leave this part out
[03:36] <Queen Bonnie> [Street Café (inside]] So much for this party from us; we gotta go, too. We must catch our flight to the Spa planet.
[03:36] * Queen Bonnie [Street Café (inside]] looks at her wristwatch
[03:37] <Merc_Nezu> [Street Café (inside)] But we don't see any suitcases, do we?
[03:41] <Queen Bonnie> [Street Café (inside]] *giggles* Ohohoho, of course not. As I've told you girls before, it's a clothes-free experience, so we only need the lightest luggage. Seeya, the menu has been prepaid.
[03:43] <Merc_Nezu> [Street Café (inside)] (and the other girls) Seeya. Have a good trip!
[03:44] <Queen Bonnie> [Street Café (inside]] Man, I can't wait to brag with my perfect tan...
[03:44] * Queen Bonnie has moved to: [ Secret Place ]
[03:44] * Rob A. has moved to: [ Secret Place ]
[03:45] * Rob A. is away
[03:45] * Queen Bonnie is away
[03:45] * Merc_Nezu is away
[13:56] * The Cheesykits Projector starts to warm up
[14:01] *** A musical score starts to play. It's RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES!!!!
[14:02] <~> ♦ Meanwhile, later this same day, in another part of this galaxy...
[14:03] *** A starfield appears. You're in deep space, watching a...clothes iron fly into the distance?!
[14:04] <~> ♦ HARDWARE WARS!!!! A spectacle lightyears ahead of its time!
[14:04] <~> ♦ Starring...
[14:05] *** has joined #suburbansenshi3
[14:05] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa
[14:05] *** Chibi-Sylvester [LittleExplorer@EnclaveFedCom.Net] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[14:05] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa Chibi-Sylvester
[14:06] <~> ♦ Fluke Starfluffer. Intergalactic boy wonder!
[14:06] *** G11 has joined #suburbansenshi3
[14:06] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa G11
[14:07] * G11 appears, wearing a brown, cowled robe and looking like she's barely awake (as usual).
[14:07] <~> ♦ Mechty "Ben" Doggie. Venerable member of the Red Eye Knights.
[14:08] *** UMP-9 has joined #suburbansenshi3
[14:08] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa UMP-9
[14:08] * UMP-9 appears, dressed in white and with her twin-tails rolled up into Princess Leia's trademark hair-buns.
[14:09] <~> ♦ Princess Leia OrNineah. Interstellar damsel in distress.
[14:09] *** Sopmod-2 has joined #suburbansenshi3
[14:09] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa Sopmod-2
[14:10] * Sopmod-2 is looking super-cool in Han Solo's outfit.
[14:10] <~> ♦ Soppo Solo. Ace mercenary pilot and intergalactic wisegirl.
[14:11] *** Prinz Eugen has joined #suburbansenshi3
[14:11] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa Prinz Eugen
[14:12] * Prinz Eugen is in this too?! Except she's now wearing a FULL black leather outfit with THICK shoulderpads and wearing, of all the insane things, a Space Marine combat helmet??!?!
[14:12] <~> ♦ Darth Eugen. VILLAIN.
[14:14] *** You're all back in space, watching as what looks like a TOASTER float towards you. It turns on its side, then two slices of toast erupt out of the top and SURGE through space towards the Space-Iron.
[14:14] <~> ♦ See incredible celestial battles ablaze with death-dealing weaponry!
[14:16] *** The Flying Space Iron shoots lasers at the Toast Slices and causes them both to explode into flames before speeding away.
[14:19] *** The scene switches to show the inside of a factory basement/steam tunnels or something, and a couple of odd characters are trundling around.
[14:20] *** And...WHO THE HECK IS THAT GIRL?!?!? She's new!
[14:21] *** Dushevnaya has joined #suburbansenshi3
[14:21] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa Dushevnaya
[14:21] <Dushevnaya>
[14:21] * Dushevnaya is dance-stepping along, looking around for something or someone.
[14:24] <~> ♦ Enjoy mirth-filled moments with the amusing antics of space-drones KSVK, and Artie-Deco.
[14:24] <~> ♦ The space-fox!
[14:26] * A Forest Kit is scampering through the halls, wearing a tiny full-body suit of shiny silver foil.
[14:26] <A Forest Kit> :D
[14:26] * A Forest Kit is now known as Artie-Deco
[14:27] <Dushevnaya> Artie-Deco! Where are you?
[14:27] * Artie-Deco pokes his head out from between some piles.
[14:27] <Dushevnaya> At last. Where have you been?
[14:28] <Artie-Deco> Rah! Rrr-rrr, yip-yip! RrrrrrRRRRrrrrr-yap-yap!
[14:28] <Dushevnaya> Secret mission? What plan? What are you talking about?
[14:29] <Dushevnaya> This is madness!
[14:29] <Artie-Deco> Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! PPPPPPPPPPPPPP~!
[14:29] <Dushevnaya> Wait a minute. Where are you going?
[14:30] * Artie-Deco crawls inside of an open steam pipe.
[14:30] <Artie-Deco> :/
[14:30] <Dushevnaya> But they're heading in this direction. What are we going to do?
[14:34] <Artie-Deco> Yipyipyip! D:<
[14:34] <Dushevnaya> We're doomed for certain!
[14:35] *** Insert scene of a bunch of Sangvis Ferri Dolls marching down a hallway.
[14:35] <Dushevnaya> Oh dear, I'm going to regret this.
[14:35] * Dushevnaya crawls into the pipe with Artie-Deco,
[14:38] *** The next scene is of space again, and an old style Tape Recorder is floating around. Suddenly, the lid pops open and the Tape Escape Pod ejects!!
[14:39] *** The Tape Escape Pod falls towards a globe "hovering" in space!
[14:39] *** The scene then switches to the desert, somewhere.
[14:40] * Dushevnaya and Artie-Deco start walking around and away from a small dome-tent that's been painted silver and set on fire.
[14:40] <Dushevnaya> Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into.
[14:42] <Artie-Deco> Yap-yap-yip! Rrrrrrrr-YALP!
[14:42] * Dushevnaya looks around. "What a desolate place this is." :<
[14:44] *** The desert is filled with parked cars, a big field of asphalt, and...HEY, THEY'RE NEAR A REMOTE BEACH SOMEWHERE. There's the ocean!!
[14:45] <Dushevnaya> Why I ever listen to you is beyond me, really. ~____~
[14:46] <Artie-Deco> :P
[14:46] <Dushevnaya> Well you can do what you like. I'm going this way!
[14:46] <Artie-Deco> D:
[14:47] <Artie-Deco> Yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip~!
[14:47] <Dushevnaya> Nope! It's too late to apologize!
[14:47] * Dushevnaya walks on, ignoring the beachgoers in the distance who are looking at her and pointing.
[14:51] *** The scene switches, and Artie-Deco and Dushevnaya are inside someone's garage. Artie-Deco is laying on the ground and Dushevnaya is on the workbench, with her arms and legs detached and her head and torso sitting up.
[14:53] *** ...Aaaaaaaaaaand Dushevnanya's making a Ahegao face.
[14:53] * Chibi-Sylvester is crouching next to Artie-Deco and poking his tail with a screwdriver.
[14:54] <Chibi-Sylvester> ♦ Watch with electrifying fascination as Fluke Starfluffer discovers the Princess' secret message!
[14:55] <~> ♦ ~ ^
[14:55] * Artie-Deco 's tail starts sparking and smoking!!
[14:55] <Chibi-Sylvester> :O
[14:56] *** Smoke pours out of Artie-Deco's tail and a holographic image appears!
[14:57] <UMP-9> Help me, Mechty Ben Doggie, you're my only hope!
[14:58] * UMP-9 looks behind her, then the message restarts.
[14:58] <UMP-9> Help me, Mechty Ben Doggie, you're my only hope!
[14:59] <Chibi-Sylvester> O____O
[14:59] <Chibi-Sylvester> GOLLY~!
[14:59] *** The scene switches, and we see Chibi-Sylvester driving a dune buggy through a dirt-filled field.
[15:00] * Chibi-Sylvester is now standing in a dark room with G-11.
[15:01] <~> ♦ There's heart-gripping drama as Fluke meets the venerable Mechty "Ben" Doggie.
[15:01] <G-11> Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough.
[15:02] * G-11 holds out a LIGHTSABER!!! No...wait...it's just an old-fashioned flashlight. You know, the ones that used two or three C batteries.
[15:02] <Chibi-Sylvester> O____O
[15:02] <Chibi-Sylvester> GOSH!
[15:03] <Chibi-Sylvester> Wowwie!
[15:03] * Chibi-Sylvester takes the Flash-Saber and examines it.
[15:03] <Chibi-Sylvester> Jeepers!
[15:03] <Chibi-Sylvester> Jolly Willikers!
[15:03] * Chibi-Sylvester turns it on!
[15:04] *** A thick pall of smoke fills the room, and the blue filter on the flashlight makes a straight, deep blue beam of light. Insert Lightsaber sound effects!!!
[15:05] <Chibi-Sylvester> :D
[15:05] <~> - Rrrrrrzzzz~! Rrrrrzzz~! -
[15:06] *** The next scene is of everyone on the dune buggy (Sylvester, G11, Dushevnaya, and Artie-Deco) driving through the desert.
[15:07] <~> ♦ You'll feel supercharged with intrigue as the adventurers join forces on a heroic mission!
[15:07] <~> ♦ To save the Princess and the galaxy!
[15:09] * G-11 points ahead. "An Imperial Femme-Trooper!"
[15:10] <~>
[15:10] *** No, that's a Sangvis Ferri Dragoon Doll.
[15:11] <Chibi-Sylvester> Uh oh!
[15:11] * Chibi-Sylvester pulls up near the Dragoon.
[15:12] <Dragoon> Identification?
[15:12] <Chibi-Sylvester> Uh gee, I think I left my ID in my other pants.
[15:12] <Chibi-Sylvester> Look, we're in kind of a hurry!
[15:13] * G-11 waves her hand. "There's aren't the drones you're looking for."
[15:13] <Dragoon> These aren't the drones I'm looking for. @__@
[15:13] <G-11> You don't want to detain us.
[15:13] <Dragoon> I don't want to detain you. @___@
[15:15] *** They drive on, and the Dragoon snaps out of her daze and squints at the passengers as they drive on.
[15:15] <Dragoon>
Lemme have that BUTT~!!!!!!!
[15:16] *** Everyone drives on to what's supposed to be a town.
[15:16] <G-11> You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
[15:17] * G-11 and Chibi-Sylvester start walking towards the main doors of a bar.
[15:18] <G-11> Watch yourself, kid. This place can be a little rough.
[15:18] <Chibi-Sylvester> O___O:::
[15:18] <Chibi-Sylvester> Oh no, it's too weird in here! I can't go in here! Look, I'll wait for you outside!
[15:19] <G-11> Stay calm, my boy.
[15:19] <G-11> We've got to find a pilot.
[15:19] *** Inside the bar...oh crap! THERE'S A FURRY CONVENTION GOING ON IN THERE!!!!!!!
[15:20] * Chibi-Sylvester is in his usual hybrid form!! Complete with his fox ears and fluffy tails exposed!!
[15:22] *** And sitting in a booth across from Greedo is none other than~!
[15:23] *** Sopmod-2 has joined #suburbansenshi3
[15:23] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa Sopmod-2
[15:23] <Sopmod-2> :D
[15:23] * Sopmod-2 SHOOTS GREEDO UNDER THE TABLE!!!!!
[15:23] <Sopmod-2> >:D
[15:24] <G-11> Soppo Solo. That's who we need.
[15:24] *** The scene switches and now they're all in a metal room with a window behind them showing stars.
[15:25] * Sopmod-2 is pressing and pushing buttons, and sitting next to her is...WHAT THE F[BLEEP]K?!
[15:25] *** It's a brown-colored Cookie Monster!!!!!!!!
[15:26] <~> ♦ Fly along with Soppo Solo and Chewchilla the Wookie-Monster as they make their daring getaway.
[15:27] * Chibi-Sylvester and G-11 are seated in the back. Chibi-Sylvester looks around nervously, while G-11 is just fast asleep.
[15:29] <Computer> Bring your seat back to a complete upright position. Please extinguish all cigarettes and refrain from smoking. However, should a sudden change of air in the cabin occur, lock your tray table in place .
[15:29] *** Suddenly...Ride of the Valkyries plays as the Space-Clothes-Iron shoots into the stars!!!!!!
[15:30] *** Nearby, a Space-Handcranked-Cake-Mixer is waiting for them to come into range!
[15:30] *** Soppo Solo turns her ship to face it and BLASTS it to burning scrap!
[15:31] <~> ♦ Witness the exciting action-packed dogfight scene!
[15:32] * Sopmod-2 just keeps grinning maniacally as she works the controls while the lights keep flashing on and off, Sylvester and G-11 lean left and right, and outside the metal walls there seem to be DOZENS of Forest Kits pawing at the metal sheets and yipping away excitedly.
[15:33] <~> ♦ Experience the expensive spine-tingling special effects as you become catapulted into the dazzling dimension of...DYNA-SPACE!!!!!!
[15:34] * Chibi-Sylvester looks out the window. "They're still back there. They're gaining on us! Does this thing do lightspeed?"
[15:34] <Sopmod-2> You bet your asteroid, kid. :D
[15:35] * Sopmod-2 and Chewchilla manipulate the controls, then nod at each other and pull the final switch!
[15:35] *** Extreme closeup of a car's speedometer as it starts to rapidly gain speed.
[15:36] *** Whirring bicycle chains start to gather momentum.
[15:40] *** Suddenly, you're travelling through a Doctor Who space-tunnel scene!!!
[15:43] *** The scene switches, and you find yourselves facing...HER!!! Wearing a skin-tight black leather outfit with those reinforced shoulderpads and a Space Marine helmet.
[15:44] <~> ♦ You'll hiss at Darth Eugen...naughty person!
[15:45] * UMP-9 is sitting in a chair, tied up, with a TV nearby that seems to be showing a planet in space.
[15:48] <Darth Eugen> Ha! Jetzt, Prinzessin, wirst du mir genau sagen, wo deine geheime Basis ist!
[15:48] <Princess Leia OrNineah> Huuuuuuuuuuuuh?
[15:48] <Princess Leia OrNineah> I don't understand what you're saying!
[15:49] <Darth Eugen> Ich bin ein böses, ganz böses Mädchen und ich werde dich verdreschen, wenn du mir nicht sagst, was ich wissen will!
[15:50] <Princess Leia OrNineah> I can't understand you! Are you talking to me?
[15:50] * Darth Eugen slaps UMP-9 on the head a few times, then points at the Destruct-O-Vision!
[15:51] *** Wait...that "planet" is a basketball!
[15:52] <Princess Leia OrNineah> No! No1 You can't destroy innocent people! Basketball is a peaceful planet! Please, we have no weapons!
[15:52] * Darth Eugen cackles as she pulls a lever!
[15:53] *** The "planet" Basketball suddenly EXPLODES inside the Destruct-O-Vision (actually a microwave oven) with so much force that both UMP-9 and Prinz Eugen are almost knocked down!!
[15:54] *** Elsewhere, G-11 suddenly cries out and falls back into her chair!
[15:54] <G-11> Oooowwwwwwwwwwww!! >___<
[15:55] <Chibi-Sylvester> Jeepers! What is it Mechty Ben Doggie? Did you suddenly sense a great disturbance in the Force? As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced?
[15:55] <G-11> No, just a caffeine headache. >___<;;
[15:56] *** AND PAUSE HERE FOR NOW!
[15:57] *** We'll pick things up again tomorrow at the same time (Chatbox 13:00).
[15:57] *** We at Cheesykits hope you got a chuckle out of all this, and we'll see you all again tomorrow. Take care!
[13:50] * The Cheesykits Projector starts to warm up.
[13:59] *** THE MOVIE PICKS UP RIGHT WERE IT STOPPED LAST NIGHT!
[14:00] * Fluke Starfluffer suddenly stands up and points straight ahead! Next to him, Mechty Ben Doggie is still fast asleep.
[14:00] <Fluke Starfluffer> Look! What's that??!
[14:01] <Soppo Solo> It's too big to be a space station.
[14:01] *** Hovering in space ahead of them is a HUGE industrial-sized Waffle Iron! The lid folds open!
[14:02] <Fluke Starfluffer> I got a bad feeling about this.
[14:02] <Soppo Solo> :/
[14:02] <Chewchilla> o___O
[14:04] *** Meanwhile, on the Not-Alive-Sun, Darth Eugen is cackling and waving her arms happily as she watches the Space-Iron start being pulled in.
[14:06] <Darth Eugen> Jetzt! Ihr werdet meine Gefangenen sein und alle möglichen ausgeklügelten und unnötigen Folterungen erleiden, bevor ihr mir sagt, wo die Geheime Basis ist!!
[14:06] * Darth Eugen grandiosely presses a button!
[14:06] *** Meanwhile, everyone on the Space-Iron suddenly lurches forward!
[14:07] <Soppo Solo> Chewchilla! Full reverse!
[14:09] <Chewchilla> ROOOOOOHHH~! o__O
[14:09] <Fluke Starfluffer> We're out of control! D:
[14:09] <Fluke Starfluffer> We're being drawn toward it! D:
[14:10] <Soppo Solo> Take it easy, kid. It's only a movie.
[14:10] * Fluke Starfluffer grabs Soppo Solo's shoulder. "Get us out of here!"
[14:12] *** More giant waffle-iron doors open and the Space-Iron is pulled inside! Then the Waffle-Iron Station seals itself!
[14:13] *** SCENE SWITCH! Fluke Starfluffer and Soppo Solo are with Princess Leia OrNineah and they're all blasting the HECK out of Sangvis Ferri Dolls!! It's a massive battle through the hallways of what looks like some kind of service/utility floor of a large building.
[14:14] *** Knowing Alexianna and Catriona, they filmed this in one of the service sections of Guardian Station.
[14:15] <~> ♦ Thrill to the hair-raising dramatic rescue of Princess Leia OrNineah!
[14:16] <Soppo Solo> >:D
[14:17] * Soppo Solo grins happily as she's firing her trademark assault rifle from her hip and gunning down dozens of Techno-Goth girls in the halls! Waaaaaaaaaaait...Techno-Goth girls??!! Is that...?
[14:17] * Scarecrow flails super-wildly as she's gunned down.
[14:18] * Destroyer wails as multiple squib-loads go off all over her torso!
[14:19] * Chewchilla has picked up a Dinergate and starts BITING into it!!!!
[14:20] * Soppo Solo charges and KNOCKS over Beak and starts punching her over and over again!
[14:20] <Beak> DX
[14:22] <Princess Leia OrNineah> You'll get us all killed!
[14:22] <Soppo Solo> Well, excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me~!! >:P
[14:23] * Princess Leia OrNineah sees a sealed door nearby. "We'll go in here! I insist!"
[14:23] <Soppo Solo> No! I can handle this!
[14:23] *** An explosion erupts nearby.
[14:23] <Soppo Solo> Okay! We'll do it your way!
[14:24] *** Everyone goes through the door and find themselves in a room stuffed with junk, garbage, and a bunch of rats dressed in little space suits.
[14:24] <Soppo Solo> >___<
[14:25] <Fluke Starfluffer> What's that smell?!?!?
[14:26] * Chewchilla lets out ANOTHER gigantic, Kakatoa-level fart that reverberates deafeningly throughout the room.
[14:26] *** Everyone starts SCREAMING as they try to find a way out!
[14:28] * Dushevnaya and Artie-Deco, meanwhile, are currently in what looks like a garage packed with computer monitors and various old-school peripherals.
[14:28] <Dushevnaya> You must try to hurry, Artie! There's very little time!
[14:28] <Artie-Deco> Yip?
[14:29] <Dushevnaya> Please, Artie! Try to plug into the master computer!
[14:30] * Artie-Deco trots over to a nearby terminal, sticks his tail into a the receiver port for an 8-track tape, and then starts paw-pattering on a keyboard.
[14:32] *** On a nearby computer screen a familiar face appears, wearing all kinds of weird "futuristic" techno-clothing.
[14:32] <RO-635> Hi, I'm Robella Kilowatt here and I'm reporting a dangerous, overloaded octopus connection in Sector 5!
[14:33] *** All kinds of weird displays and readouts start popping up on ALL of the screens.
[14:34] *** The Scene Switches again! This time to a dark server room where G-11 is poking around.
[14:34] <Mechty Ben Doggie> <__<
[14:34] <Mechty Ben Doggie> >__>
[14:34] <Mechty Ben Doggie> I must try to find that tractor beam.
[14:35] * Mechty Ben Doggie slowly and dramatically tries to sneak around. She ducks as a few Sangvis Ferri Dolls walk by.
[14:36] <Mechty Ben Doggie> Ah! There it is!
[14:36] *** The "Tractor Beam" is very clearly marked and has a cartoon image of a farmer on a tractor, waving.
[14:37] * Mechty Ben Doggie pulls the switch and starts sneaking away!
[14:37] <Mechty Ben Doggie> >:D
[14:38] * Mechty Ben Doggie backs into something big and soft directly behind her. She reaches around and starts feeling...
[14:38] <Darth Eugen> ^____^;
[14:39] <Darth Eugen> Ah! Jetzt gehörst du mir, Rotaugen-Ritter!
[14:39] <Mechty Ben Doggie> What are you saying? o___O
[14:40] <Darth Eugen> Du kannst meiner Macht nicht widerstehen! Oder der Autorität von Kaiser Junyah!
[14:41] <Mechty Ben Doggie> I don't understand what she's saying! Can anyone translate what she's saying?
[14:41] * Darth Eugen pull out her Flashlight-saber and activates it! A big sword-shaped piece of silver plastic appears!
[14:42] * Mechty Ben Doggie draws her own Flashlight-saber and activates it! >:(
[14:42] * Mechty Ben Doggie and Darth Eugen start their Epic Battle!!!
[14:42] *** When means they're just smacking their swords back and forth.
[14:43] *** ^Which means
[14:43] *** Rrrrrrrmmm! Rrrrrrrrrmmm! Rrrrrrrrrrmmmm!
[14:44] <Fluke Starfluffer> Come on, Mechty!
[14:44] <Princess Leia OrNineah> Hurry! Let's get to the ship!
[14:44] <Soppo Solo> Come on! We've got a clear shot at it!
[14:45] * Mechty Ben Doggie waves them all off. "No, you go on without me. I'll be all right!"
[14:46] * Soppo Solo ,Fluke Starfluffer, and Princess Leia OrNineah just slump their shoulders, then turn and walk away. "JEEZ, FREAKING MARTYR."
[14:46] *** The Space-Iron takes off and shoots into space.
[14:46] <Soppo Solo> Look out! Space rubble!
[14:47] *** The Space-Iron starts bouncing and shuddering as crumpled-up pieces of aluminum foil start hitting it.
[14:47] <Chewchilla> D:
[14:47] <Chewchilla> Raaaaaaaaaaah? Raaaaaaaaaaaah!
[14:47] * Chewchilla looks over at Princess OrNineah.
[14:48] <Chewchilla> O____O
[14:48] <Chewchilla> Aaaaaaaah! COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIE~!!!!!!!!!!!!
[14:48] * Chewchilla CHOMPS down on one of her hair-buns!
[14:48] <Princess OrNineah> ^___^;
[14:49] <~> ♦ Enjoy intense drama in the exciting pre-battle briefing!
[14:52] * Fluke Starfluffer is sitting with a bunch of other T-Dolls as someone is standing in front of a big move screen upon which a series of increasingly complicated technical diagrams are being shown.
[14:52] *** Who's giving the briefing??!??!
[14:52] <~>
[14:54] <Sopmod-2 Junyah> Okay, so what you want to do here is this. You want to attack at the most vulnerable spot.
[14:55] <Sopmod-2 Junyah> Come at it from this angle and locate the automatic flip-flop override device here, which in turn will diffuse the anti-gyroscopic pre-interface thrust chamber.
[14:57] <Sopmod-2 Junyah> Follow that baby down to the spherical decombustion atmospheric helical servo tubes and the pneumatic centrifugal anti-gravity shield reflectors.
[14:57] <Fluke Starfluffer> O__O
[14:58] <Sopmod-2 Junyah> Then you simply deactivate the axial gyro pre-sub inertia photomegatronic oscillator that you see here.
[14:58] <Fluke Starfluffer> HUH?!
[14:58] <Sopmod-2 Junyah> YOU PULL THE PLUG! :D
[14:59] *** Next, THE FINAL BATTLE BEGINS!! The Space-Iron starts shooting towards the Mega-Waffle-Iron!!!!!
[14:59] * Fluke Starfluffer is flying his Space Fighter! >:D
[15:00] <Mechty Ben Doggie (disembodied voice)> - Fluke! -
[15:00] <Mechty Ben Doggie (disembodied voice)> - Fluke! Trust your feelings! -
[15:00] <Mechty Ben Doggie (disembodied voice)> - But if you can't be good, be careful! -
[15:01] * Fluke Starfluffer dives towards the Evil Space Station, firing laser blasts at the Weak Spot (which looks like the drain on a kitchen sink).
[15:02] <~> ♦ HARDWARE WARS!
[15:02] <~> ♦ A sprawling space saga of romance, rebellion, and household appliances.
[15:03] *** Insert gigantic, spectacular explosion!!!!!!!!
[15:04] <~> ♦ HARDWARE WARS!
[15:04] <~> ♦ You'll laugh.
[15:04] <~> ♦ You'll cry.
[15:04] <~> ♦ You'll kiss three dollars goodbye!
[15:05] *** And the last scene is of a starry backdrop with the iconic Angled Words Receding Into Space.
[15:05] <~> ♦ MAY THE FARCE BE WITH YOU.
[03:28] *** Later this Afternoon: Most of the friends have gathered (minus those who are appointment-bound somehwere else) at the restaurant. Bonnie, the person of the day, dressed in a cutesy, sparkling almost-nothing of a c[BLEEP]ktail gown (think of the one Minako wears above in the Header pic), rises from her chair and pings her champaigne glass.
[03:29] <Queen Bonnie> (( Are they serious? This kind of indifferent censorship sucks ))
[03:29] * Queen Bonnie has moved to: [ Chiyoko's ]
[03:30] <Queen Bonnie> [Chiyoko's] Allright, here we are again, another year later but none the wiser.
[03:32] <Queen Bonnie> [Chiyoko's] Let's not let that one get to us as an age is basically only numbers on a piece of paper.
[03:33] *** Respectful applause
[03:34] * Rob A. has moved to: [ Chiyoko's ]
[03:34] <Rob A.> [Chiyoko's] Happy Birthday, my dear. I hope you'll like them.
[03:36] *** He passes her the case with the earrings. Bonnie's eyes light up quite a lot.
[03:37] <Queen Bonnie> [Chiyoko's] Aaaaw. Those are beautiful! Dankedankedankedanke.... 💕
[03:39] * Queen Bonnie [Chiyoko's] clings onto her hubby and kisses him. That makes some guests, i. e. Usagi blush & giggle a bit.
[03:40] <Queen Bonnie> [Chiyoko's] I'll outright wear them if you don't mind!
[03:42] * Queen Bonnie [Chiyoko's] puts the rings on
[03:43] * Merc_Nezu has moved to: [ Chiyoko's ]
[03:44] <Merc_Nezu> [Chiyoko's] This is from our gang. May it all bring you luck and fortune!
[03:46] *** Their parcel contains a bunch of various, neatly-wrapped items considered as talismans
[03:48] * Karami has moved to: [ Chiyoko's ]
[03:49] * Karami [Chiyoko's] has brought a new pair of shiny pumps
[03:50] <Karami> [Chiyoko's] I hope I guessed the size correctly, Mylady.
[03:56] <Queen Bonnie> [Chiyoko's] Well, they look like they'd fit. Thanks a lot.
[03:56] * Sarqui has moved to: [ Chiyoko's ]
[03:58] <Sarqui> [Chiyoko's] I got thee a book on Senf Defense with Krav Maga. Thou'll never know when thou may need it. 😉
[04:10] <Queen Bonnie> [Chiyoko's] Now that all presents have been handed out, it's time to cut the cake.
[04:11] *** Yaaaayyyy!
[04:31] <Queen Bonnie> [Chiyoko's] Now that everybody had their coffee and cake, you know which part of the program cones next!
[04:32] *** The traditional Karaoke Session starts with a duel by the Andersons...
[04:34] <Rob A.> [Chiyoko's] ♫ We have all the time in the world... Time enough for life to unfold all the precious things Love has in store ♫
[04:35] <Queen Bonnie> [Chiyoko's] ♫ We have all the love in the world... If that's all we have, you will find we need nothing more ♫
[04:35] <Queen Bonnie> (( duet, not duel LOL ))
[04:37] <Rob A.> [Chiyoko's] ♫ Ev'ry step of the way we'll find us ♫
[04:37] <Queen Bonnie> [Chiyoko's] ♫ With the cares of the world far behind us ♫
[04:38] *** both: We have all the time in the world just for noooow...
[04:39] <Rob A.> [Chiyoko's] ♫ Nothing more ♫
[04:39] <Queen Bonnie> [Chiyoko's] ♫ Nothing less ♫
[04:40] *** both: Only Looooveeee! ❤️
[04:40] *** They form a heart shape with their hands
[04:44] *** Applause, some small tears start running down (And we will not point at who is the biggest crybaby again)
[04:49] *** To be continued (probably)
[04:50] * Queen Bonnie is away: until further notice
[04:50] * Rob A. is away: Ditto
[04:51] * Karami is away: Ditto²
[04:51] * Sarqui is away: Ditto³
[03:05] *** Continuation from Yesterday: Ami-chan comes next
[03:05] * Merc_Nezu has moved to: [ Chiyoko's ]
[03:07] <Merc_Nezu> [Chiyoko's] ♫ Now I′ve had the time of my life! No, I've never felt like this before! Yes, I swear it′s the truth, and I owe it all to yoouu... ♫
[03:09] *** CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP...!
[03:10] <Merc_Nezu> [Chiyoko's] ♫ I′ve been waiting for so long, now I′ve finally found someone to stand by me... We saw the writing on the wall as we felt this magical Fantasy! ♫
[03:11] *** cheers
[03:12] <Merc_Nezu> [Chiyoko's] ♫ Now with passion in our eyes there's no way we could disguise it secretly... So we take each other′s hand 'cause we seem to understand the Urgency! ♫
[03:14] <Merc_Nezu> [Chiyoko's] ♫ Just remember you′re the one thing I can't get enough of so I′ll tell you something: This could be love because... ♫
[03:14] *** EVERYBODY NOW!
[03:16] <Merc_Nezu> [Chiyoko's] ♫ I've had the time of my life! No, I never felt this way before! Yes, I swear it's the truth and I owe it all to yooo-hoo-oooouuuu [...]! ♫
[03:17] *** BIG Applause throughout the restaurant
[03:19] * Merc_Nezu [Chiyoko's] bows bashfully
[03:35] *** Perfomances of the remaining Senshi Grils follow
[04:38] <Merc_Nezu> (( Creative Break as I let my brains rotate what the other friends could sing 😵💫 ))
[05:17] <Sarqui> [Chiyoko's] ♫ He's tall and he's dark and like a shark, he looks for trouble. That's why the zero's double; Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang! ♫
[05:19] <Sarqui> [Chiyoko's] ♫ He's suave and he's smooth and he can soothe you like vanilla! The gentleman's a killer; Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang! ♫
[05:20] <Sarqui> [Chiyoko's] ♫ Damoiselles and danger Have filled the stranger's past. Like a knife he cuts thro' life, like ev'ry day's the last! ♫
[05:21] <Sarqui> [Chiyoko's] ♫ He's fast and he's cool, he's from the school that loves and leaves 'em. A pity if it grieves 'em, Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang's... not a fool! ♫
[05:24] <Sarqui> (( Lunch Break ))
[06:16] *** Finally, her daughter gets to perform anumber that she might find more suited for herself:
[06:17] <Karami> [Chiyoko's] ♫ ONE PUNCH! (Three! Two! One! Kill shot!) sanjou! hisshou! shijou saikyou nan dattenda? FURASUTOREESHON ore wa tomaranai ♫
[06:18] <Karami> [Chiyoko's] ♫ ONE PUNCH! kanryou! rensen renshou ore wa katsu!! tsune ni katsu!! asshou!! Power! Get the power! GIRIGIRI genkai made ♫
[06:19] <Karami> [Chiyoko's] ♫ HERO ore wo tataeru koe ya kassai nante hoshikute wa nai sa HERO dakara hitoshirezu aku to tatakau (Nobody knows who he is.) sora ooi oshiyoseru teki ore wa se wo muke wa shinai HERO naraba yuruginaki kakugo s[BLEEP]ta tame kuridase tekken ♫
[06:20] <Karami> [Chiyoko's] ♫ (Three! Two! One! Fight back!) sanjou! Go on! seiseidoudou!! dou nattenda? nanimo kanji nee mohaya teki i nee! JUSTICE! shikkou mondou muyou! ore ga tatsu! aku wo tatsu!! gasshou!! [...] ♫
[06:25] <Queen Bonnie> [Chiyoko's] *claps* Wheew that was great!
[06:27] <Queen Bonnie> [Chiyoko's] I had so much fun, thanks to all of you. One last toast if I please!
[06:29] *** Everybody: 'KAMPAIIII!'
[06:31] * Queen Bonnie is away
[06:32] * Karami is away
[06:33] * Sarqui is away
[06:33] * Merc_Nezu has moved to: [ MU ]
[06:33] * Merc_Nezu is away: In class